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oh
oh hi there beta is it hot enough for
you
summer heat burns your feet by poet's
smurf
fry the egg on the right of amazing
well now this makes 408 in just 17
minutes most interesting
most interesting
that makes seven thousand two hundred
seven since this morning i predict a
good year of very good
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it's a masterpiece of modern engineering
a masterpiece why if it weren't for this
blasted heat this would be child's play
you this wretched heat ah but it's worth
it this is one scheme that'll take him
by surprise this is one scheme that will
not fail
think of it as real the destiny of the
smurfs is in my hands soon there'll be
no more
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amazing absolutely amazing
perhaps i'll just join dear lacy here in
a little nap
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it won't be long now
soon this damn will cut the flow of
water to the river smurf
then those rotten little beasts will run
out of water
and when they do they'll come up here
and when they do with their first little
tongues hanging out
i'll open the gate
and wash them all away
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you know vanity the mind of smurf cannot
truly soar until we stamp out the
lethargy that infects our society i was
saying to papa smurf just the other day
that
it only takes a few more hours as we
head and this great work will be
completed
a monument to my diabolical cleverness
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fire
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my little smurfs what happened today is
an indication of our general
unpreparedness
just think what might have happened if
that fire had smurfed at night oh
just think what might have happened if
this had been some smurfs house
i want you all to know i am well aware
that what happened this afternoon was
all my fault oh
when i think what might have happened to
poor lazy i just shattered to imagine
the dire consequences that's what i love
about papa he's so so smurfy therefore i
want all of you to think very hard and
come up with a plan for fighting fire
the smurf with a spurfius plan gets an
extra smurfberry pudding every day for a
month
greedy sperm if this isn't the silliest
thing i have ever smurfed who ever heard
of a fire extinguisher that squirts
whipped cream i mean really greedy just
a quarter of an ounce of common sense
would tell you that this system is not
efficient the whole idea of using
whipped cream to smother a firewall
corrected principles
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you know harmony this is really a waste
of time i have some plans in mind that
make this contraption of yours seem
naive in the extreme yes as i was saying
to papa smurf just
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hello hello in there handy smurf it's me
brainy smurf i thought perhaps you might
wish to enlist my services no thank you
i don't think you understand you see i'm
offering you my insight into whatever it
is you're doing two minds are always
better than one and no thank you
hi brady what's going on what is going
on clumsy is that handy smurf is up to
something and foolishly excluding every
smurf from participation
i've offered to help but oh no he'd
rather work alone it has attitudes like
this that foster the kind of
divisiveness that no well-structured
smurf society can long tolerate and i
for one am going to tell hey brian
what's the vast mass
that is the silliest thing i have ever
seen jokey smurf a triumph of absurdity
over smurf sense if you for one moment
expect every smurf to put one of those
dumb boxes atop his roof you have
another think coming
how does it work anyway just pull that
little string
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i call it a rapid fire repeating
all-weather extinguisher all it takes is
first to fill the buckets spurs to
rotate the platform swerve to jump and a
smurf that's me
to gauge the distance watch this
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i know one smurf this ball will never be
dedicated to oh my gosh i'm sorry poet
who i really am i really am i told you
it would never work but oh no you had to
see for yourself this kind of obstinacy
must certainly
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it won't be long i feel
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whatever it is would have been completed
days ago but oh
no he declined my generosity
so here we are in the middle of the
night
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91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 999 100 and one
for the winner oh greeting i wonder who
it'll be every smurf says it'll be handy
i'm shocking it myself
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oh it's time for the announcement hurry
i'm coming
we want harry we want handy we want
candy we want handy we want whoa
wow
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the kitchen is on fire andy smurf how
does it work help me get into the well
hurry
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what's wrong i don't know it's empty
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i can't believe this the river is dry
what do we do
i know let's pull the engine up to the
dam good thinking smurfette let's go
oh it's dry
dry the river smurf is dry oh it's dry
right right
oh it's dry dry dry and no clouds up in
the sky there's barely enough for one
mode it will have to do hurry something
is very very wrong why is there no water
up river it works as real it works soon
those despicable little blue mice will
come trudging up here to see what is
wrong and it all goes well papa smurf
will be leading the way
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i did not understand this at all surely
there is a logical explanation a
landslide oh it's dry dry dry there's no
water in the sky
gargamel why aren't they back maybe they
had an accident
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so this is the cause of our sorrow
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oh
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we're running out of water
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this is all your fault for a cursed cat
where are you
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hey
hurry
now we've got our vanity
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your fire engine is a great success and
it is my pleasure to appoint you captain
of the first smurf fire every day
and furthermore not only will handy get
an extra helping of pudding for a whole
month but so will you all
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i
i won't say it
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now let me see what shall i wear oh yes
yes this should do nicely
keep away us real you're getting cat air
on my finest cloak
i got the mail will be the hit of the
wizards convention especially when i
show them a real live smurf
ew
it's from the wizard council it must be
my invitation
you are not invited to the convention
and we do not want to see a smurf
there's no such thing as smurfs
no such thing as smurfs no such thing as
smurfs i'll show those doubting wizards
a smurf or two
just as i thought the final phase of the
full moon is tonight asriel then for one
day my great book of spells will be open
for business
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not invited to the convention eh i'll
show them not only will i bring the
smurf to the convention i'll fly there
ah
the great book of spells
oh a great book of spells upon whose
pages dwell secrets no one tells awake
for gargamel
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just what do you think you're doing oh
witness wizard
oh great book
it is the final phase of the full moon
and i am entitled to my one day of
wishes do you realize what time it is
day means day for brainless fun
come back at dawn
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dawn but i
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enjoy your rest oh great book
cranky old book but i must be patient
soon i'll be flying higher
what about this fellow gargamel
rest assured gentlemen lenore has
delivered the message gargamel will not
attend this meeting and now for our
first lecture my dad the magnificent
will discuss new advances in fraud
prince transformation
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good morning daisy time to rise and
smurf
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early to bed early to rise yum yum gives
me lots of time to spurf my pies
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at last
it's dawn
let's get started shall we
i said wake up speak the incantation oh
rude one uh yes yes
um oh great book of spells upon whose
pages dwell secrets no one tells awake
for gargamel
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very well moronic mortal tell me what
you require
i want to ride the biggest bird on earth
feed me well oh hapless human draw this
pentagram on the ground
light toad fat candles all around
stand in the middle toes to your nose to
get your wish repeat this prose up this
townses who's he watches rara avis
thirty-one flavors
obsessed bounces oozy watches herrera
avers thirty-one flavors
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all right all right now start flying
fly i command you'll fly
no no no stop stop whoa
whoa stop stop whoa
oh gosh what was that
i do not know some of it looked like
gargamel
stop i say whoa
go back go back those were smurfs you
for stop
ouch
now this revolutionary new firewand is
completely unbreakable
oh a beautiful piece of work saying off
beautiful
why are we here
wow
and take your imaginary smurfs with you
and never come back
you wizards haven't seen the last of me
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they'll see when i show them a bag of
smurfs then i'll have the last laugh
this time i'm going to get it right
oh great book of spells upon whose pages
dwell secrets no one tells awake for
gargamel
why didn't you give me a bird that could
fly
you didn't ask for one
now moronic mortal tell me what it is
you really want
i want a fly i want a saw like a great
bird over the forest then find the smurf
village and swoop down upon the little
brats please lower your voice you
hysterical human
very well do as i say
draw this circle in the dirt sprinkle
skunk juice on your shirt
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stand upon your empty head with your
feeble arms out spread
and repeat the words when said
what are smarter thread your needle what
a schmatter thread your needle pedal
pusher flying beetle
header
now you can fly like a bird
follow my simple instructions of course
now hammer the wheel to the strut stitch
the cloth to the wing
getting there
you're getting there
prepare to fly as we help yeah
those smurfs won't know what get them it
works i'm flying you frightened
i'm flying
i'm coming smurfs i'm coming wizard i'm
coming
what is that oh looks like a big bird
keep your head still clumsy sounds like
a sick bird
be still
the bird looks like gargamel
dog billy d*ck
guggenheim
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yes i see them it's those little blue
wretches i'll show those scouting
wizards
what do we do there's not much time by
smurfs candy fill out the cannibal
a papa smurf there's no amm*nit*on now
without amm*nit*on what good is smurfing
the catapult if we don't but there is
amm*nit*on greedy we need your pies
coming right up papa smurf just a little
lower
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stop that
fire two
fire three four five
six
that'll teach that me
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easy on the amm*nit*on treaty just in
case gargamel returns
oh
we've overshot the village in this
plastic cake won't turn around
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it won't stay up much longer
and the universe consisting of only one
planet earth with the sun circling
around it has one moon made of blue
cheese whereas
what what
it's that bird rain again dark amount of
ridiculous
never gives up you'll see you'll see
and never come back
secrets no one tells you
yes you awake
for
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i want another flying machine
one not powered by my feet fast enough
to avoid flying pies
then do as i command foolish fumbler now
listen here book i've had enough of your
commands i demand a foolproof way to fly
you're the fool and i have proof the sun
has set you bubbly tooth and with the
sun so goes the day
your hold on me doesn't fade away
but wait and that's not fair i i haven't
got what i asked for i demand a
foolproof way to fly
oh
you're not such a great book of spells
i'll find a way to fly on my own
oil of thunderweed powdered lightning
bugs cold dust
distillation of fire branch
now just a touch of
truck it's boiling over
what was that i do not know some of you
look like gaga milk
voila i am done with your portrait
clumsy
well what do you think
oh gosh i don't know some of it looks
like me
look
it's that madman gargamel doesn't he
ever learn
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i remember you what a long
the convention is over
but wait wait the smurfs do exist and
i'll bring one back i just need a little
more time please
better luck next year gargamel don't
call us we'll call you if at first you
don't succeed fly fly again
oh just wait until next year just wait
i'll show you
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