01x42 - Cereal Offender
Posted: 08/08/22 18:44
♪
- Bored of
the same old breakfast?
[playful music]
- Yes.
- Then try Zombie Bran.
The cereal that turns you
into the walking fed.
- Bran.
- Bran.
Bran!
- Must. Have. Zombie Bran.
Mom!
Mom!
- What on earth is down here?
- Mom, Mom, can we please
get Zombie Bran cereal?
Please, please, please,
please, please, please.
- Sorry, sweetie.
We've got a very tight budget,
and, by the time I get
everything on my grocery list,
there's no money
left over for treats.
- Hmm.
[ding]
What if I could
get everything on here
and still have enough money
left over for Zombie Bran?
- You want to do
the shopping for me?
I don't know, Lincoln.
It's a big responsibility.
I'm not sure you can handle it.
- I can, Mom.
I promise.
And think of what you could do
with all that time to yourself.
[serene music]
- Mmm.
[neck cracking]
Oh, yes.
♪
[burps and sighs]
Deal, but just this once, okay?
- Yes!
Bran.
Bran.
- So that's it.
Luan!
No more comedy props
in the sink!
- Reusable bags.
Calculator.
More reusable bags.
- Lincoln.
I'm going shopping with you.
Bobby literally just
got a job as a stock boy.
[all pleading]
- Sorry, guys.
I'm a man on a mission,
and you'll just get in my way.
- No, we won't.
Uh, we'll help you shop.
- Yeah, we're totally
gonna help you, dude.
- Hmm.
Okay, fine.
Guess I could use
a little help.
[all cheering]
- [cooing]
all: Aww.
- Sorry, Lily.
You're staying with Dad.
Ow!
♪
- All right, Lincoln.
Here's the list,
and here's exactly $ .
I'll be back in an hour.
I'm off to get
my first pedicure in years!
- You will be mine.
Ready, guys?
- Whoa, whoa, what do you
hooligans think you're doing?
- We're shopping
for our mom, sir.
- [gasps]
Bobby Boo Boo Bear.
- Babe!
- I love a man in uniform.
- It's okay, boss.
I know them.
- Very reassuring,
Boo Boo Bear.
- Huh.
Eggs, milk.
Okay, okay.
Looks legit.
But any monkey business,
and you're all out
on your keisters.
- All right, guys.
You heard him.
You all have to be
on your best behavior.
Now, if we each take
a section of Mom's list--
[all cheering and laughing]
I should've known.
I've been played.
I've got $ .
I just need a way to save $ .
Ooh.
cents off the dented one.
A couple more savings
like this,
and I'll have enough
for my Zombie Bran.
- Yippie-ki-yay,
market shoppers.
[hooting and hollering]
♪
- Lynn!
[rock music]
[gasps]
Eject! Eject!
♪
- Ahh.
Nice!
[chuckles]
Soft landing.
- Ugh!
Maybe for you.
- Ha-ha.
[playful music]
- Yowch!
Okay, where were we?
Milk.
- Step right up, folks,
to see some
egg-cellent juggling.
[laughing]
Get it?
- Ulch!
- Whoops.
Oh.
Looks like the yoke's on you.
[laughing]
- Luan!
Cut it out!
- Whoa.
How's this
for a balanced breakfast?
[laughing]
- Yowch!
Who did this?
♪
We've got a hooligan
in our midst.
- Ah, he's no fun.
I was on an egg roll.
Get it?
[laughing]
- [groans]
Okay, that's another cents
saved for old lettuce.
[tone ringing]
- Attention shoppers: we have
a two-for-one sale on waffles.
- Ooh, a sale.
♪
Two for one!
That puts me another buck
closer to Zombie Bran.
- [screaming]
There's a child
in the frozen peas!
[screaming]
- Lisa!
What are you doing?
- Research for
my cryogenic freezer.
The future needs my brain.
- I don't believe this.
♪
- Oh!
Where did that hooligan go?
♪
- Okay.
Tilapia.
- Be free!
The ocean's that way.
Or is it that way?
- Leni, what are you doing?
- Can you believe
people were going
to eat these poor,
helpless creatures?
- Leni!
No!
Yowch!
Ow. Ow. Ow.
- What the--who did this?
[laughing]
I got you now.
[pinch]
Yowch!
Ow!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[crashes]
- Go. Go. Go. Go.
What is wrong with you guys?
I told you I was on a mission,
and you're all--
Ooh, another sale.
- For those about to shop,
I salute you.
[guitar solo]
- Dang it.
♪
- Good night, grocery store!
[playful music]
- I'll get you yet.
- Let's see...
Value pack.
Family pack.
Ahh, here we go.
Village pack.
[grunting]
Whew.
Check.
Yes!
That was the last item.
Now, for the moment of truth.
[inhales]
And the grand total is...
$ .
Which leaves...
four bucks for Zombie Bran.
Yes!
Whew.
Last box.
And I can't believe
it's really--
- Mine.
[rock music]
- Hey, you can't do that.
I had it first!
- And I have it now,
pineapple boy.
[laughing]
- Oh, you are going down.
[suspenseful music]
- Oh, you are going down.
♪
[rock music]
- [laughs]
- Guys, please stop.
You're gonna get us kicked out.
♪
Aah!
♪
- Whoa!
- Go, chickens.
Be free.
- Please stop.
You're gonna get us kicked out.
♪
- Sample, dear?
- Oh.
Thank you.
♪
- [yelling]
- Oh, dear.
[crashing]
♪
- [laughing]
♪
- Please stop.
- Sigh.
♪
- Aah!
[crashes]
♪
- [chuckles]
Game over, cereal stealer.
Dang it.
- [laughing]
- Hey! Aah!
- [laughing]
[ding]
♪
Aah!
[crashes]
♪
- [laughs]
Gotcha, hooligan!
- I can't believe
you got us kicked out of here.
- Can I just get my cereal?
- No!
[majestic music]
- B-b-but, my Zombie Bran!
- Yes!
And now to get out
before we're kicked out.
Come on, people.
Let's go, move it.
- Check it out, babe.
- Oh, Boo Boo Bear.
You're such an amazing artist.
- Nah, babe.
You're just an amazing muse.
- Let's go.
- What's the big idea?
- Why are you pushing us?
- Because I'm this close
to getting my cereal,
and I don't want
you guys to ruin it.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What do you mean, "your" cereal?
- I made a deal with Mom.
If I had enough money left
after getting all the groceries,
I could get my Zombie Bran.
- Well, if you get a treat,
I want a treat.
- Yeah!
I want a Little Princess Pie.
- I want Blood Pudding.
- I could re-up
on my sodium bicarbonate.
- And I want dog biscuits.
They're for Charles, I swear.
Even though they are great
for my teeth and my coat.
- No way.
There's no money left.
- Well, there will be
if we put this back.
- Give me that!
I worked my butt off to get it.
[all arguing and fighting]
- [sighs]
[buzz]
- Aah!
- No!
[crashes]
- I thought I already
got rid of you, hooligan.
Now I want you out of my store.
And take your sisters with you.
♪
I'll take that.
- But--but--
Ugh!
My Zombie Bran.
- Boo Boo Bear.
Push broom.
♪
- Well, isn't this wonderful?
I guess I'll be shopping in
the next town over for a while.
- I'm sorry, Mom,
but it's not all my fault.
- I don't want to hear about it.
You told me you could handle
the grocery shopping,
but clearly you cannot.
- But Zombie Bran!
- You can forget about
that cereal, Lincoln.
- But--
- End of discussion.
- Bored of
the same old breakfast?
- [sighs]
- Then try Zombie Bran.
The cereal that turns you
into the walking fed.
- Bran.
Bran!
- Now in new
"Raisin the Dead" flavor.
- [sighs]
[all moaning]
Very funny, guys.
I'm not in the mood.
Whoa. Hey!
- Bran.
[all moaning]
- [gasps]
You got me my cereal?
- It's the least we could do.
The only reason you didn't
get this was because of us.
- I only have one thing
to say to you all.
[moaning]
Bran.
[laughter]
- Bran.
- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Loud house
- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house
♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line to take a pee
♪ Never any privacy
♪ Chaos with kids
♪ That's the way
it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud house
- Bored of
the same old breakfast?
[playful music]
- Yes.
- Then try Zombie Bran.
The cereal that turns you
into the walking fed.
- Bran.
- Bran.
Bran!
- Must. Have. Zombie Bran.
Mom!
Mom!
- What on earth is down here?
- Mom, Mom, can we please
get Zombie Bran cereal?
Please, please, please,
please, please, please.
- Sorry, sweetie.
We've got a very tight budget,
and, by the time I get
everything on my grocery list,
there's no money
left over for treats.
- Hmm.
[ding]
What if I could
get everything on here
and still have enough money
left over for Zombie Bran?
- You want to do
the shopping for me?
I don't know, Lincoln.
It's a big responsibility.
I'm not sure you can handle it.
- I can, Mom.
I promise.
And think of what you could do
with all that time to yourself.
[serene music]
- Mmm.
[neck cracking]
Oh, yes.
♪
[burps and sighs]
Deal, but just this once, okay?
- Yes!
Bran.
Bran.
- So that's it.
Luan!
No more comedy props
in the sink!
- Reusable bags.
Calculator.
More reusable bags.
- Lincoln.
I'm going shopping with you.
Bobby literally just
got a job as a stock boy.
[all pleading]
- Sorry, guys.
I'm a man on a mission,
and you'll just get in my way.
- No, we won't.
Uh, we'll help you shop.
- Yeah, we're totally
gonna help you, dude.
- Hmm.
Okay, fine.
Guess I could use
a little help.
[all cheering]
- [cooing]
all: Aww.
- Sorry, Lily.
You're staying with Dad.
Ow!
♪
- All right, Lincoln.
Here's the list,
and here's exactly $ .
I'll be back in an hour.
I'm off to get
my first pedicure in years!
- You will be mine.
Ready, guys?
- Whoa, whoa, what do you
hooligans think you're doing?
- We're shopping
for our mom, sir.
- [gasps]
Bobby Boo Boo Bear.
- Babe!
- I love a man in uniform.
- It's okay, boss.
I know them.
- Very reassuring,
Boo Boo Bear.
- Huh.
Eggs, milk.
Okay, okay.
Looks legit.
But any monkey business,
and you're all out
on your keisters.
- All right, guys.
You heard him.
You all have to be
on your best behavior.
Now, if we each take
a section of Mom's list--
[all cheering and laughing]
I should've known.
I've been played.
I've got $ .
I just need a way to save $ .
Ooh.
cents off the dented one.
A couple more savings
like this,
and I'll have enough
for my Zombie Bran.
- Yippie-ki-yay,
market shoppers.
[hooting and hollering]
♪
- Lynn!
[rock music]
[gasps]
Eject! Eject!
♪
- Ahh.
Nice!
[chuckles]
Soft landing.
- Ugh!
Maybe for you.
- Ha-ha.
[playful music]
- Yowch!
Okay, where were we?
Milk.
- Step right up, folks,
to see some
egg-cellent juggling.
[laughing]
Get it?
- Ulch!
- Whoops.
Oh.
Looks like the yoke's on you.
[laughing]
- Luan!
Cut it out!
- Whoa.
How's this
for a balanced breakfast?
[laughing]
- Yowch!
Who did this?
♪
We've got a hooligan
in our midst.
- Ah, he's no fun.
I was on an egg roll.
Get it?
[laughing]
- [groans]
Okay, that's another cents
saved for old lettuce.
[tone ringing]
- Attention shoppers: we have
a two-for-one sale on waffles.
- Ooh, a sale.
♪
Two for one!
That puts me another buck
closer to Zombie Bran.
- [screaming]
There's a child
in the frozen peas!
[screaming]
- Lisa!
What are you doing?
- Research for
my cryogenic freezer.
The future needs my brain.
- I don't believe this.
♪
- Oh!
Where did that hooligan go?
♪
- Okay.
Tilapia.
- Be free!
The ocean's that way.
Or is it that way?
- Leni, what are you doing?
- Can you believe
people were going
to eat these poor,
helpless creatures?
- Leni!
No!
Yowch!
Ow. Ow. Ow.
- What the--who did this?
[laughing]
I got you now.
[pinch]
Yowch!
Ow!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[crashes]
- Go. Go. Go. Go.
What is wrong with you guys?
I told you I was on a mission,
and you're all--
Ooh, another sale.
- For those about to shop,
I salute you.
[guitar solo]
- Dang it.
♪
- Good night, grocery store!
[playful music]
- I'll get you yet.
- Let's see...
Value pack.
Family pack.
Ahh, here we go.
Village pack.
[grunting]
Whew.
Check.
Yes!
That was the last item.
Now, for the moment of truth.
[inhales]
And the grand total is...
$ .
Which leaves...
four bucks for Zombie Bran.
Yes!
Whew.
Last box.
And I can't believe
it's really--
- Mine.
[rock music]
- Hey, you can't do that.
I had it first!
- And I have it now,
pineapple boy.
[laughing]
- Oh, you are going down.
[suspenseful music]
- Oh, you are going down.
♪
[rock music]
- [laughs]
- Guys, please stop.
You're gonna get us kicked out.
♪
Aah!
♪
- Whoa!
- Go, chickens.
Be free.
- Please stop.
You're gonna get us kicked out.
♪
- Sample, dear?
- Oh.
Thank you.
♪
- [yelling]
- Oh, dear.
[crashing]
♪
- [laughing]
♪
- Please stop.
- Sigh.
♪
- Aah!
[crashes]
♪
- [chuckles]
Game over, cereal stealer.
Dang it.
- [laughing]
- Hey! Aah!
- [laughing]
[ding]
♪
Aah!
[crashes]
♪
- [laughs]
Gotcha, hooligan!
- I can't believe
you got us kicked out of here.
- Can I just get my cereal?
- No!
[majestic music]
- B-b-but, my Zombie Bran!
- Yes!
And now to get out
before we're kicked out.
Come on, people.
Let's go, move it.
- Check it out, babe.
- Oh, Boo Boo Bear.
You're such an amazing artist.
- Nah, babe.
You're just an amazing muse.
- Let's go.
- What's the big idea?
- Why are you pushing us?
- Because I'm this close
to getting my cereal,
and I don't want
you guys to ruin it.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What do you mean, "your" cereal?
- I made a deal with Mom.
If I had enough money left
after getting all the groceries,
I could get my Zombie Bran.
- Well, if you get a treat,
I want a treat.
- Yeah!
I want a Little Princess Pie.
- I want Blood Pudding.
- I could re-up
on my sodium bicarbonate.
- And I want dog biscuits.
They're for Charles, I swear.
Even though they are great
for my teeth and my coat.
- No way.
There's no money left.
- Well, there will be
if we put this back.
- Give me that!
I worked my butt off to get it.
[all arguing and fighting]
- [sighs]
[buzz]
- Aah!
- No!
[crashes]
- I thought I already
got rid of you, hooligan.
Now I want you out of my store.
And take your sisters with you.
♪
I'll take that.
- But--but--
Ugh!
My Zombie Bran.
- Boo Boo Bear.
Push broom.
♪
- Well, isn't this wonderful?
I guess I'll be shopping in
the next town over for a while.
- I'm sorry, Mom,
but it's not all my fault.
- I don't want to hear about it.
You told me you could handle
the grocery shopping,
but clearly you cannot.
- But Zombie Bran!
- You can forget about
that cereal, Lincoln.
- But--
- End of discussion.
- Bored of
the same old breakfast?
- [sighs]
- Then try Zombie Bran.
The cereal that turns you
into the walking fed.
- Bran.
Bran!
- Now in new
"Raisin the Dead" flavor.
- [sighs]
[all moaning]
Very funny, guys.
I'm not in the mood.
Whoa. Hey!
- Bran.
[all moaning]
- [gasps]
You got me my cereal?
- It's the least we could do.
The only reason you didn't
get this was because of us.
- I only have one thing
to say to you all.
[moaning]
Bran.
[laughter]
- Bran.
- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Loud house
- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house
♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line to take a pee
♪ Never any privacy
♪ Chaos with kids
♪ That's the way
it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud house