- I still don't know how to play cricket.
- None of us do.
- But all the other sports equipment was signed out.
- Okay, so next goal point run thing...wins.
- Whoo!
- Uh.
- I got it, I got it, I got--
- ah!
- Mm.
- [Screaming]
- second base!
- Tackle him before he scores at cricket!
- [Screaming]
- garcia scores!
It's cricket-mania, and the crowd goes wild.
- Oh... - Whoa.
- Um...
[Man screams]
how would the crowd like a refreshing snack
courtesy of big time rush?
- Eh?
- Okay.
Gummie buggies for everyone, good sir.
- That'll be...
$.
- Oh, okay.
Oops. Out of money.
- Me too. - I've got nothing.
- Don't worry, guys. I got the cash.
- Yeah, this money's from a board game.
And it's not even enough.
- Okay, okay.
Do you accept real estate?
- Okay, new plan.
How about a refreshing apology?
- Sorry.
[Crowd grumbling]
- I'll take that as a no.
- ♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah, oh
- ♪ make it count, play it straight ♪
♪ don't look back, don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ when you go big time
- ♪ what you want, what you feel ♪
♪ never quit and make it real ♪
- ♪ when you roll big time
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ listen to your heart now
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ don't you feel the rush
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ go and shake it up
♪ whatcha gotta lose
♪ go and make your luck
♪ with the life you choose
♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got so you got to live it big time ♪
all: we want money!
- Forget it.
- What? Why not?
- We earned it.
- From our sold-out concerts and our record sales.
- And what about that foreign commercial we did last month?
Huh?
All: mm.
- Bavara-slavian hoof soup.
Gotta eat it big time!
All: das ist yum yum gut!
- Now mit iodine.
[Horse whinnies]
- well, you can't have your money
because griffin puts it all into an account that you can't access
until you're .
- ? - That's...
- This way, it's safe and secure.
And you dogs can't waste it on stupid things.
- We wouldn't do that.
- Of course you would, because you're all young
and stupid.
- Whoa. That is not true.
- Your hand is stuck in a vase.
- Yeah, well, that's carlos.
But the rest of us are very responsible.
- You all have vases on your hands.
Tell you what.
I'll give you each a $, bonus.
[Angelic choir sings]
if you can prove to me that you haven't wasted it
by : tomorrow afternoon,
we'll talk about access to the rest of your money.
Both: challenge accepted.
- Now if you'll excuse us, we have a very busy afternoon
of being responsible with our monies.
- You bought a snake?
[Woman screams]
- it was only $,.
Besides, it's an investment...
In love.
- Please, don't tell us more.
- There's a lyric in one of lucy's songs
about how she loves snakes.
Now, if you don't mind,
my yellow wing man and I need to get ready.
- Okay, well, I'm going to be responsible
and deposit my bonus in the bank.
Huh? Who's with me?
You guys, huh? Gettin' my bank on.
Bank time.
Deposito. Kendall?
- It's too easy.
This bonus is some type of trap.
And we need to b*at griffin at what his "bonus" trap is.
- Okay, nut job,
fdi-see you later.
- I know what I'm gonna do with my bonus!
- A personal assistant.
Why don't you just throw your money out the window?
- Well, once I have an assistant,
he can do that for me.
Now, what are your qualifications?
- I have a degree from the wharton school of business,
speak seven languages, and have worked
for some of the most powerful people in this town.
- This is gonna be a tough decision.
You both are so qualified.
- I've got a lot of shrimp in my pants!
- Him.
- Well, well, well.
If it isn't mr. Moneybags himself.
Come to not buy something again?
- Actually, I will buy something.
How about a bag o' gummie buggies and a lemonade, large.
- All right, well, there's one bag of gummie buggies,
one large lemonade, and your change.
- And here is a tip for you.
- Well, there's one bendy straw...
- Ooh.
- And some extra napkins,
and a smile.
- Oh, uh, thank you.
[Melancholy saxophone music]
♪
[Jazzy saxophone music]
♪
Yes, I would like to make a deposit please.
- Do you want to deposit all of it?
- Yep.
Actually, I'll keep of it... In singles.
[Knock at door]
- hey, lucy.
It's me, james diamond.
- Yeah, I know that.
- Oh, this? It's just my snake, gordon.
Pretty cool, huh?
- Not really.
I hate snakes.
- What?
But your lyrics state...
Uh, "they say love is give and take,
but I can't help but to love a snake"!
- Yeah, "snake" as a metaphor for bad boys.
So again, I hate snakes.
- Well, you could've been clearer!
Oh, great. Now you've upset gordon.
Gordon... [Gasps]
I can't breathe.
[Coughs]
- hey, I heard griffin gave you guys a fat bonus.
- Shh!
It's a trap.
- Did you put it in a towel?
- I didn't know what to do with it?
We have until : tomorrow
to prove that we are responsible with our money,
because he thinks we're gonna do something stupid with it.
- Like put it in a towel.
- Katie! - It's easy.
He just wants you to do what he would do with it,
invest it and make even more money.
I recommend commodities.
- Commodities, of course.
What are commodities?
- Just name a food you like.
- Oranges.
- Okay, let's go make you some green with oranges.
- Hmm.
- [Gasping] hey, guys!
- Kelly, get carlos on the phone.
I need him to come down here and record some new vocals
on my bonus track.
- On it.
[Phone ringing]
- hello.
Carlos garcia's assistant speaking.
How may I help you?
- Um, this is kelly from rocque records.
We need carlos to come over to the studio
to record some vocals.
- My apologies.
Something important came up,
and mr. Garcia can't make the recording.
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Carlos' assistant says he's busy.
- Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
- Get your butt in the booth and record my bonus track!
- Assistant!
- As I said on the phone, mr. Garcia's schedule has changed.
But he does have an opening for tomorrow at noon.
- Um, he's doing rhythmic gymnastics.
- You annoy me.
And, carlos, get in the booth!
Ah! Strong fingers.
- Okay, tomorrow at noon.
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Whoo.
- Now, there's my pool date.
But I couldn't find any towels.
- Hmm. But I can.
- Here you go, kids. Enjoy the pool.
- Thank you.
- Nice, big spender.
But there's still no place to sit.
- Oh, really?
Isn't tipping great?
It's like saying thank you only with money,
and then you get things.
- True.
Just be careful not to overdo it
so you still have money.
- Me overdo it?
When have I ever overdone anything?
[Chuckles]
[upbeat saxophone music]
I'd like to make a withdrawal.
- How much would you like?
- All of it... In singles.
Ha-ha.
- It seemed like a good investment.
But it turns out, lucy doesn't like snakes.
And now he's sad.
- Snakes don't get sad.
They get hungry and cold.
And you need to get him food, a heat lamp, and a cage.
- How much is all that gonna cost me?
$,?
- Well, there are a lot of hidden costs in owning a pet.
And--where is he?
- Hmm?
I left him right there on the table.
- You left him on the table?
[Screaming]
- gordon!
Gordon!
- Okay, just buy $, worth of sun squeezed stock.
- I can do it.
You don't have to tell me everything.
- Fine.
Once you select "buy," you'll hear a happy beep.
Then your transaction is complete.
- Okay.
And with one click of a button,
I am responsible with my monies.
- Where's the beep?
After you buy stock, there's a happy beep.
- I don't know.
I went to the sun squeezed website
and bought $, worth of oranges.
- No!
You were supposed to go to the financial website
and buy $, worth of sun squeezed stock.
- Is that bad?
[Truck beeping]
is that the beep you were talking about?
- No!
- ♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah, oh
♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh
- mom!
What's for breakfast?
- Orange slices, orange wedges,
and a bowl of oranges.
- Katie!
- Okay, I have sun squeezed oranges on the line.
I explained to them that you were trying to buy stock
not oranges and asked if they'll give you a refund.
- Okay, how's it going.
[Laughter over speakerphone]
- look, kid...
Thank you for allowing me to stay on your couch last night
and for signing this orange for my daughter.
But I got to unload that truck and get down to san diego.
- Or you could take a tip from logan,
stay a little longer.
- San diego can wait.
- Mm-hmm.
- Please tell me that everybody else
is being responsible with their money.
- We have a : a.m. Shower
followed by cartoon watching from : to :,
girl watching from : to :,
then your noon recording session with gustavo.
Busy boy.
- Oh, great.
Now our only hope to prove that we're responsible with our money
is james.
Please tell me you didn't buy a magic carpet.
- Do I look like an idiot?
- The animal control guy
wanted $, to take apart the palmwoods vent system
to find his snake.
- But this snake-charming outfit and flute was only bucks.
Now who's irresponsible with money?
You will be mine!
- What are we gonna do?
We are meeting griffin at :
to prove we did not waste our bonuses on--i don't know--
say, a truckload of oranges!
- I think I might know a way
we can still squeeze some profits out of this.
- Okay, what is it?
- It's a very juicy plan
to get every "drop" of your money back.
- Please just tell me already.
- We're gonna make orange juice, genius.
- Then let's get to squeezin'.
- ♪ I can feel it in the air ♪
♪ I like the truth but love the dare ♪
♪ livin' life like it's a vacation ♪
- ♪ ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
- ♪ we are golden like the sun ♪
♪ never, never planned
♪ we all stay young
♪ 'cause we're the here and now generation ♪
- ♪ try and knock us down
♪ we'll get up every time
♪ we can run this town
♪ so let's do what we like, do what we like ♪
- ♪ all day, every day is a holiday ♪
♪ we're all right -
♪ all day, every day, all we got to say ♪
♪ is live your life -
- ♪ we got no one to impress ♪
♪ looking fly no matter how we dress ♪
♪ staying up forever 'cause there is no wind ♪
- ♪ try and knock us down
♪ we'll get up every time
♪ we can run this town
♪ so let's do what we like, do what we like ♪
♪ all day, every day is a holiday ♪
♪ we're all right -
♪ all day, every day, all we got to say ♪
♪ is live your life -
♪ all day, every day is a holiday ♪
♪ we're all right -
♪ all day, every day, everybody say ♪
♪ live your life -
- ♪ all day, every day's a holiday ♪
♪ we don't care what other people say ♪
- ♪ hey, ho, let's go ♪
- ♪ all day, every day is a holiday ♪
♪ we're all right -
♪ all day, every day, all we got to say ♪
♪ is live your life -
♪ all day, every day is a holiday ♪
♪ we're all right -
- ♪ ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh
- ♪ -
- Okay, we have been squeezing oranges for two hours.
We have made...
One glass?
Are you kidding me?
- This may have been a terrible idea,
but I know what'll cheer you up.
- What?
Okay, that is always funny.
- Hey, what are you doing here?
I thought gustavo was chasing you around.
- He was.
But then I got tired, so my assistant is running for me.
- [Screaming]
- we are so responsible with our money.
- [Screaming]
- one hour.
We have one hour to prove to griffin
that we are responsible with money.
- With a ball pit?
- It's the world's healthiest ball pit,
filled with vitamin c and vitamin f, for fun.
Now, all I need is kids, and, boom, I win.
- So is this thing any fun?
- Fun?
[Laughs] seriously?
This thing is full of fun.
Watch this.
- So uh, is that vitamin f kicking in?
- Katie!
- And that's when I said,
"that's just the tip of the iceberg."
[All laughing]
I know, I know, I know.
- Okay, don't you think this tipping thing has gone too far?
'Cause now you are tipping people
for laughing at your jokes.
- Oh, that is ridiculous.
Everybody just loves a good tipper.
- Uh, yeah, until you run out of money.
- Won't happen,
'cause when griffin sees how responsible we are
with our money, I'll get even more;
more money, more friends, and more towels.
Huh. That's weird.
Out of money.
Out of money?
Ah.
Hey!
Where'd everybody go?
What is this?
- A little tip.
Next time, listen to your girlfriend.
- Well, I went through the whole a/c system,
but I didn't find your snake.
But the good news is,
I still get my fee.
- $, And no snake?
- Oh, I guess that's just good news for me.
- But that's all I have left.
- Then I guess I'm not getting a tip.
- [Whimpers]
well, I have, uh, no snake, no girl, and no money.
Tell me that you have something to cheer me up.
Let's just hope that logan has some money left.
- Are you serious?
- Ooh, why the sad faces, bonus buddies?
- Well, in minutes, we get to tell griffin
that james is snake-rupt, logan has $ left,
and I have a truckload of oranges.
- Problems are no problem
when you've got a super assistant
who can do anything.
Assistant?
- Actually, I do know a way you can make a ton of money
with a truckload of oranges.
All: how?
- It's simple.
All you have to do is--
[phone chimes]
and carlos is officially out of money,
which means I no longer work for him.
- Wait. What?
How can I be out of money?
- Well, you pay me $ an hour.
Add in additional grooming fees, hazard pay, overtime,
and the lobsters for the lobster chariot
you made me build and never used,
your $, is officially spent.
- [Gasps]
- let me get this straight.
- We were given $,,
and after one day, we have $ left.
- What do we do?
- We do what griffin would do.
We invest it.
All: to failure!
- Oh, for-- - unbelievable.
- Fitting. - Not my best move.
- My snake!
Gordon bartholomew slitherton, you had me worried sick.
I will never let go of you again.
- Hey, I'll take that snake off of your hands for bucks.
- Sold.
- Oh, and I'll take that because...
I can hire my super assistant for one more hour.
- Now, how do we make a ton o' money with the oranges?
- We sell them to one of my old bosses.
He thinks bathing in freshly squeezed orange juice
once a day keeps the goblins away.
- Ooh. - Okay.
Well, how much money do you think we can get for them?
- $,. I'm proud of you fellas.
You didn't waste $ of your bonuses,
and you proved me wrong,
which is weird because I'm never wrong.
It's really weird.
- Well, I guess that means that the "r" in btr stands for...
All: "responsible."
- And since you proved you can be responsible
with your money...
- You get full access to your accounts.
- No, we're good. - You know what?
- We're cool with it. - Thank you so much, though.
[All chattering]
- well, I must be going too.
I just scored a sweet deal on a truckload of oranges.
Got to keep those goblins away.
- ♪ Step it up, get in gear ♪
♪ go for broke, make it clear ♪
- ♪ got to go big time
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ make it work, get it right ♪
♪ change the world overnight
- ♪ got to dream big time
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ give it all you got now
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ isn't it a rush
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ go and shake it up
♪ whatcha gotta lose
♪ go and make your luck with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got so you got to live it big time ♪
04x04 - Big Time Bonus
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A look at life for the members of a boy band who are trying to make it big in the music industry.
A look at life for the members of a boy band who are trying to make it big in the music industry.