07x32 - Keep Your Farewells Short
Posted: 09/23/22 13:22
Kag: Too hot.
Kag: I'm saying you guys are making it too hot in here!
Kag: Get out! This is my parasol, 'kay?!
Gin: Hey, Kagura. I'm borrowing this parasol, okay?
Gin: Kagura.
Gin: Hey, Kagura!
Shin: Kagura-chan!
DBJ: Unfortunately, this hospital doesn't have any detailed data on the Yato race.
Shin: It's all because we took Kagura-chan's premise lightly and did such a horrible thing!
Gin: I'll be staying in this room from today on, too.
Gin: So, uh...
Gin: You can relax and get some sleep.
Gin: This room is the same as the Odd Jobs you know.
Kag: Looks like he's reflected on his actions a little.
Kag: I kinda feel better now.
Gin: Kagura!
Gin: Hang in there, Kagura!
Gin: Kagura!
Kag: Th-This is bad.
Shin: Kagura-chan, hang in there!
Shin: Please come back to us, Kagura-chan!
Kag: I'm ready to come back at any time, so just give me a chance to!
Oto: She's fought long enough.
Oto: Let her rest in peace.
Oki: Give it a rest.
Title: Keep Your Farewells Short
Warning ,Sign: Kagura's request: Watch this program in a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV, 'kay...
Oki: Give it a rest.
Kag: Soyo-chan!
Kag: And those guys!
Soyo: Kagura-chan!
Kon: Forgive me for acting on my own, Otae-san.
Kon: But I just couldn't keep it from her.
Hij: Relax. We're not gonna make any funeral offerings.
Hij: We're only escorting the princess.
Kag: Did those guys bring Soyo-chan here? I can't believe it.
Oki: Look at all of you, going on about crap like offerings and funerals.
Oki: Knock it off. You're in the presence of the princess.
Oki: And this runt ain't dead yet.
Oki: You know she ain't the type to be k*lled off by something like this.
Oki: Rest assured, Princess.
Oki: She... She...
Oki: ain't gonna die until me and her settle things for good.
Kon: Sogo...
Soyo: Okita-san is right.
Soyo: So please, everyone.
Soyo: Don't go deciding on Kagura-chan's funeral.
Soyo: Quit being so cruel.
Soyo: Kagura-chan is still alive.
Soyo: She's still breathing!
Soyo: Please, at least let her decide on her funeral herself!
Kag: Uh, you're the cruelest one here!
Kag: What do you mean, "decide on her funeral herself"?!
Soyo: Kagura-chan...
Soyo: I'll grant any wishes you might have.
Soyo: How do you want to die?
Kag: You're telling me to choose how I die while I'm still alive?!
Kag: A natural-born sadist!
Kag: Keep your sadistic tendencies in check, Soyo-chan!
Soyo: Please say something, Kagura-chan!
Kag: I know!
Kag: I'll use her talking to me to revive!
Kag: I—
Oki: What was that?
Oki: Oh, okay.
Kag: I can't breathe! What does he think he's doing?!
Oki: I've figured out what she wants, Princess.
Soyo: Really?
Kag: I-I'm fading...
Oki: Let's start preparing for the service right away.
Kag: Huh? Where am I?
Kag: Huh? I can't move my body or speak.
Kag: Am I still half asleep?
Gin: She's got such a peaceful look.
Shin: Kagura-chan!
Kag: What are these idiots doing?
G: We're all set.
Shin: Go ahead, then.
Kag: What? Go ahead with what?
Kag: Uh, what the heck? No way.
Kag: Is this...
Funeral,Sign: Princess Soyo's Friend {\fs }Kagura-chan's Funeral Site
Kag: the beginning of my funeral?!
Kag: What's more,
Kag: I'm getting a state funeral?!
Goodbye,Sign: Goodbye, Kagura-chan.
Oki: Princess, I'm sure she's overjoyed right about now
Oki: that she gets such a grand send-off.
Kag: Don't tell me...
Oki: Not only that, she gets what she's always wanted...
Oki: She's bathing in sunlight
Oki: inside a tanning salon-style coffin as she departs for the afterlife.
Kag: That... That bastard...
Kag: He knows!
Funeral,Sign: Princess Soyo's Friend {\fs }Kagura-chan's Funeral Site
Oto: Thank you all so much for coming today.
Oto: So many of you have gathered here.
Oto: I'm sure that's made her very happy.
Oto: As you can see from her smile, she was a girl that hated gloomy scenes,
Oto: so please,
Oto: send her off with a smile today.
Oto: I'm sure that's the best parting gift we can offer her.
Oto: Now please come, one by one, to place your flowers of tribute in the coffin
Oto: and say your last farewells to her.
Oki: Allow me to go first.
Shin: Okita-san.
Kon: Sogo...
Kon: I never thought I'd see him like this.
Kon: They fought every time they ran into each other,
Kon: but I guess, to people,
Kon: losing a good friend
Kon: and losing an enemy you'd always have spats with
Kon: aren't all that different.
Kag: Curse you!
Oki: How d'you like the coffin? Nice and cozy?
Oki: I figured you'd at least like to bask in sunlight in the afterlife,
Oki: so I specially prepared this tanning salon-style coffin for you.
Kag: Hot!
Kag: My body's burning up!
Kag: What the hell are you thinking?!
Kag: Let me out! Let me outta here!
Oki: Yeah, I can tell how deeply thankful you are to me, even if you don't say a word.
Kag: Thankful, my ass!
Oki: You did all that because you wanted to test their love for you, right?
Oki: In that case, instead of feigning illness,
Oki: dying would better let you see how they truly feel about you.
Oki: Don't worry. You won't be able to move or speak for another twelve hours.
Oki: It'll be the perfect playing-dead act.
Oki: Not many people get the chance to see their own funerals,
Oki: so you'd better be grateful.
Oki: If their love for you is real,
Oki: I'm sure they'll notice.
Oki: Though, by then, you might already be b*rned to a crisp
Oki: inside this coffin or the incinerator.
Oki: Well, you reap what you sow.
Oki: If you must resent someone,
Oki: resent yourself for doing something so stupid as faking an illness.
Kag: Hold it!
Kag: Get back here, you scumbag!
Kag: I can't believe it! He was the last person I wanted to figure it out!
Kag: He's trying to use my fake illness as a pretext to k*ll me off!
Kag: So hot! I can't take this!
Kag: At this rate, I'll go to heaven for real!
Kag: I need to do something!
Kag: I can't move or speak,
Kag: but if this many people are gonna come say their farewells,
Kag: then I'm sure someone will notice I'm alive!
Kag: They just need to take a good look at my flushed complexion!
Soyo: Excuse me, everyone!
Soyo: Perhaps due to the tanning salon-style coffin,
Soyo: the body is starting to deteriorate.
Soyo: We're running out of time.
Soyo: In order to make things more efficient,
Soyo: we'll put the coffin on a conveyor belt,
Soyo: so please say your farewells as it goes past you.
Kag: What kind of farewell is that?!
Kag: Soyo-chan, don't let him trick you!
Soyo: The belt runs from this funeral parlor to the crematory.
Venue,Sign: Funeral Parlor
Soyo: After everyone has said their farewells, the body will head to the crematory,
Crema,Sign: Crematory
Soyo: where it'll automatically be turned into ashes and shipped to heaven.
Crema Small,: Crematory
Venue Small,Sign: Venue
Kag: What is this, a factory?!
Soyo: Please make sure to be quick, so as to not clog up the line.
Kag: Hey! Could this funeral be any more inappropriate?!
Oto: Kagura...
Oto: How could you pass away before me?
Oto: How could you make me go through this?
Oto: You know, I saw you as my own daughter...
Kag: She's not done yet!
Kag: She's not done saying all those nice things yet!
Cat: Otose-san, you're taking too long.
Cat: You need to make it more compact!
Cat: Hey, wait!
Tama: Otose-sama, Catherine-sama,
Tama: you forgot to place your flowers in the coffin.
Tama: Hurry, give them to me!
Tama: Kagura-sama,
Tama: please rest in peace—
Kag: Wh-Where are you sticking them?!
Kag: How am I supposed to rest like this?!
Tama: Oh, no! Kyubei-sama!
Tama: Could you fix the roses, please?
Kyu: Wait, what?
Kyu: K-Kagura-chan, thanks for everything!
Kag: Why'd you fix the roses in my nose?!
Tsu: No, Kyubei! Roses, not nose!
Tsu: Pull out the roses!
Tsu: K-Kagura, I'll always be indebted to you!
Kag: What the hell are you guys doing?!
Tsu: Goodbye!
Kag: No, hello.
Sac: Hey!
Sac: Just how much brute strength have you got, Tsukki?!
Sac: Kagura-chan's...
Tsu: I-I did what I could!
Tsu: The rest is up to you, Sarutobi!
Sac: You say that after messing everything up? How irresponsible!
Sac: Push or pull, she's not budging!
Sac: What am I supposed to do?!
Sac: What should I do?!
Sac: Kagura-chan,
Sac: I'll make Gin-san happy,
Sac: so relax and go back to the afterlife already!
Kag: Can't breathe!
Kon: Hey, look.
Kon: What is that, Toshi?
Kag: Help, Toshi!
Kag: Somebody, anybody! Just help me!
Hij: I never knew there was a funeral rite like this.
Hij: Just what kind of religion was she a part of?
Kon: At times like these,
Kon: it doesn't matter if she was a friend or an enemy.
Kon: Let's give her a proper send-off, too.
Kag: No!
Kag: As if there'd ever be a funeral rite like this!
Kag: I'll die!
Kag: If I get hit with that, I'll die for real!
Kag: Speed up, conveyor belt!
Hij: We can't catch up!
Kon: Hang in there, Toshi!
Kon: Don't give up!
Kag: No, don't try so hard!
Hij: How pathetic of us.
Hij: Can't we even give a kid a proper send-off?!
Kon: We can! We can do this!
Kon: Let's throw this boulder onto that coffin!
Kag: I can't tell if these idiots are nice or evil!
Tae: What are you two doing?
Kag: Boss lady!
Tae: Why are you two carrying that boulder?
Kag: You're a lifesaver!
Kag: Stop those morons!
Tae: Why didn't you ask me for help?
Kag: That's what you take issue with?!
Kon: Otae-san!
Tae: Thank you, Kondo-san, Hijikata-san.
Tae: You're going so far for Kagura-chan...
Tae: Let's work together.
Kag: Hey!
Kag: They usually mix like oil and water, so why are they cooperating now, of all times?!
Kon: Let's do this!
Kag: Run away!
Kag: Run for it, conveyor belt!
Hij: Crap, it's a slope!
Kon: No! The boulder!
Kag: Nice. Now the boulder's done for.
Kat: I can't see you on the other side of the boulder, but I'll take over from here!
Hij: I can't see you on the other side of the boulder, but I'll leave the rest to you.
Kag: What?! Now they decide to help each other out, regardless of allegiances?!
Kat: Just you wait, Leader!
Distance,Sign: Distance to Crematory
Kag: These mortal enemies have joined forces to try to k*ll me!
W: Hang in there!
G: Don't lose hope!
Kag: Who are you cheering for?!
Kag: Who are you singing for?!
Kag: Who is this funeral for?!
Mad: Now's your chance, guys!
Mad: While I'm offsetting the conveyor belt's motion,
Mad: crush the coffin along with me!
Kag: Just how badly do you guys want to send me off?!
Kat: Here we go, everyone!
Kat: Leader...
All: Goodbye!
Kag: Oh my God.
Kag: I can't believe this is actually gonna end up becoming my funeral.
Kag: Is this my punishment for getting mad over a trivial dispute
Kag: and faking illness to test their feelings for me?
Kag: But I never needed to. I already knew how they felt.
Kag: They ran around in circles and k*lled me in the end,
Kag: but they all came together for me.
Kag: They were all genuinely worried about me.
Kag: They all cried real tears for me.
Kag: And yet, I... I...
Kag: I should've said that one simple thing sooner...
Shin: Sorry, everyone.
Shin: While your desire to give Kagura-chan a proper send-off makes us happy,
Shin: we can't bid farewell to her just yet.
Shin: There's something we need to tell her first.
Gin: I forgot to return your parasol.
Gin: In truth, I thought about holding on to it as a memento,
Gin: but never mind raindrops or sunshine,
Gin: you're a girl even boulders rain down on.
Gin: You'll probably need this in heaven, too, right?
Gin: Kagura...
Bo: Sorry.
Bo: Huh?
Kag: Oh, crap. I said that out loud.
Tae: Uh, did Kagura-chan speak just now?
Gin: Sh-She didn't!
Gin: What's wrong with you?
Shin: After all the money and help we received,
Shin: there's no way we could play the "actually, she's still alive" card!
Gin: She's completely dead, right?
Gin: Yeah, no doubt about it!
Gin: She's dead!
Shin: Shall we continue the funeral?
Shin: Let's burn her to a crisp already!
Tae: Didn't she say "sorry"?
Gin: She didn't!
Tae: Could she have faked an illness to get back at you after a fight?
Gin: Of course not!
Kag: Crap.
Gin: Th-This is bad. I feel sick all of a sudden...
Shin: I-I'm sorry, but I don't feel too good,
Shin: so could we postpone the service to a later date?
Tae: Oh, no need to worry.
Tae: That illness you have is already terminal.
Tae: Let's resume...
All: ...the funeral for the three of you.
Gin: Wait! I didn't do anything wrong!
Gin: If you wanna cremate someone, cremate her!
Kag: What are you talking about?!
Kag: In the first place, this is all because you—
Shin: Sis, I'm just a victim here!
Shin: I just got mixed up in this!
Soyo: What a relief.
Oki: You can say that again.
Title: One Editor Is Enough
Title: {\fad( , )\an }The G-Pen Is Capricious, and the Maru Pen Is Stubborn
Sha: Next episode: "One Editor Is Enough," and
Sha: "The G-Pen Is Capricious, and the Maru Pen Is Stubborn."
Preview Green,Sign: Preview
Sha: A double feature!
Sha: They're both about us, Akurogi Musai, and our road to manga stardom, Bro!
Winter,Sign: This {\c&HAF D F&}Winter
Gin,Sign: Gintama
Turn,Sign: takes a sudden turn.
Zen: This isn't exciting.
Zen: Rather than guarding the shogun, assassinating him sounds way more exciting.
Sac: You've really forgotten, huh?
Gin ,Sign: Gintama
Assass,Sign: Shogun Assassination Arc
Soyo: Brother?
Soyo: Brother.
Soyo: Jeez, Brother!
Sho: Oh, Soyo.
Sho: Forgive me. I was lost in thought.
Soyo: Brother!
Sho: Don't tell me, it was poisoned?
Assass ,Sign: The Shogun Assassination Plot
Assass ,Sign: is put into motion.
Enemy,Sign: Enemy...
Nbnb: Shigeshige,
Nbnb: you no longer have any allies in this country.
Mat: Let's fight together for a buddy!
Ally,Sign: Ally...
Mat: I'm counting on you, buddies.
Mat: And you too,
Mat: double.
Gin: Uh, not that I care, but could you hurry it up?
Bo: Why are you the double?!
Oki: I'm on your side, you know.
Enemy,Sign: Or Traitor?
Kam: Aren't you the same?
Kam: You have the eyes of a k*ller.
Kon: You're the only ones who can.
Kag: What are you so afraid of?
Shin: Gin-san...
Shin: Just what's going to happen to the world now?
Tak: Took you long enough.
Tak: I got sick of waiting for you,
Tak: Gintoki.
Gin: Before dawn.
Gin: The night is darkest just before the dawn.
Past,Sign: The past and {\c&H A &}the truth
Reveal,Sign: are revealed.
Gin: But keep your eyes open.
Gin: I'm Sakata Gintoki, disciple of Yoshida Shoyo!
Gin ,Sign: Gintama
Assass,Sign: Shogun Assassination Arc
Sho: Zenzo...
Sho: I leave the rest to you.
Gin ,Sign: Begins airing December .
Story ,text r: The story
Story ,text l: begins to unfold.
Kag: I'm saying you guys are making it too hot in here!
Kag: Get out! This is my parasol, 'kay?!
Gin: Hey, Kagura. I'm borrowing this parasol, okay?
Gin: Kagura.
Gin: Hey, Kagura!
Shin: Kagura-chan!
DBJ: Unfortunately, this hospital doesn't have any detailed data on the Yato race.
Shin: It's all because we took Kagura-chan's premise lightly and did such a horrible thing!
Gin: I'll be staying in this room from today on, too.
Gin: So, uh...
Gin: You can relax and get some sleep.
Gin: This room is the same as the Odd Jobs you know.
Kag: Looks like he's reflected on his actions a little.
Kag: I kinda feel better now.
Gin: Kagura!
Gin: Hang in there, Kagura!
Gin: Kagura!
Kag: Th-This is bad.
Shin: Kagura-chan, hang in there!
Shin: Please come back to us, Kagura-chan!
Kag: I'm ready to come back at any time, so just give me a chance to!
Oto: She's fought long enough.
Oto: Let her rest in peace.
Oki: Give it a rest.
Title: Keep Your Farewells Short
Warning ,Sign: Kagura's request: Watch this program in a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV, 'kay...
Oki: Give it a rest.
Kag: Soyo-chan!
Kag: And those guys!
Soyo: Kagura-chan!
Kon: Forgive me for acting on my own, Otae-san.
Kon: But I just couldn't keep it from her.
Hij: Relax. We're not gonna make any funeral offerings.
Hij: We're only escorting the princess.
Kag: Did those guys bring Soyo-chan here? I can't believe it.
Oki: Look at all of you, going on about crap like offerings and funerals.
Oki: Knock it off. You're in the presence of the princess.
Oki: And this runt ain't dead yet.
Oki: You know she ain't the type to be k*lled off by something like this.
Oki: Rest assured, Princess.
Oki: She... She...
Oki: ain't gonna die until me and her settle things for good.
Kon: Sogo...
Soyo: Okita-san is right.
Soyo: So please, everyone.
Soyo: Don't go deciding on Kagura-chan's funeral.
Soyo: Quit being so cruel.
Soyo: Kagura-chan is still alive.
Soyo: She's still breathing!
Soyo: Please, at least let her decide on her funeral herself!
Kag: Uh, you're the cruelest one here!
Kag: What do you mean, "decide on her funeral herself"?!
Soyo: Kagura-chan...
Soyo: I'll grant any wishes you might have.
Soyo: How do you want to die?
Kag: You're telling me to choose how I die while I'm still alive?!
Kag: A natural-born sadist!
Kag: Keep your sadistic tendencies in check, Soyo-chan!
Soyo: Please say something, Kagura-chan!
Kag: I know!
Kag: I'll use her talking to me to revive!
Kag: I—
Oki: What was that?
Oki: Oh, okay.
Kag: I can't breathe! What does he think he's doing?!
Oki: I've figured out what she wants, Princess.
Soyo: Really?
Kag: I-I'm fading...
Oki: Let's start preparing for the service right away.
Kag: Huh? Where am I?
Kag: Huh? I can't move my body or speak.
Kag: Am I still half asleep?
Gin: She's got such a peaceful look.
Shin: Kagura-chan!
Kag: What are these idiots doing?
G: We're all set.
Shin: Go ahead, then.
Kag: What? Go ahead with what?
Kag: Uh, what the heck? No way.
Kag: Is this...
Funeral,Sign: Princess Soyo's Friend {\fs }Kagura-chan's Funeral Site
Kag: the beginning of my funeral?!
Kag: What's more,
Kag: I'm getting a state funeral?!
Goodbye,Sign: Goodbye, Kagura-chan.
Oki: Princess, I'm sure she's overjoyed right about now
Oki: that she gets such a grand send-off.
Kag: Don't tell me...
Oki: Not only that, she gets what she's always wanted...
Oki: She's bathing in sunlight
Oki: inside a tanning salon-style coffin as she departs for the afterlife.
Kag: That... That bastard...
Kag: He knows!
Funeral,Sign: Princess Soyo's Friend {\fs }Kagura-chan's Funeral Site
Oto: Thank you all so much for coming today.
Oto: So many of you have gathered here.
Oto: I'm sure that's made her very happy.
Oto: As you can see from her smile, she was a girl that hated gloomy scenes,
Oto: so please,
Oto: send her off with a smile today.
Oto: I'm sure that's the best parting gift we can offer her.
Oto: Now please come, one by one, to place your flowers of tribute in the coffin
Oto: and say your last farewells to her.
Oki: Allow me to go first.
Shin: Okita-san.
Kon: Sogo...
Kon: I never thought I'd see him like this.
Kon: They fought every time they ran into each other,
Kon: but I guess, to people,
Kon: losing a good friend
Kon: and losing an enemy you'd always have spats with
Kon: aren't all that different.
Kag: Curse you!
Oki: How d'you like the coffin? Nice and cozy?
Oki: I figured you'd at least like to bask in sunlight in the afterlife,
Oki: so I specially prepared this tanning salon-style coffin for you.
Kag: Hot!
Kag: My body's burning up!
Kag: What the hell are you thinking?!
Kag: Let me out! Let me outta here!
Oki: Yeah, I can tell how deeply thankful you are to me, even if you don't say a word.
Kag: Thankful, my ass!
Oki: You did all that because you wanted to test their love for you, right?
Oki: In that case, instead of feigning illness,
Oki: dying would better let you see how they truly feel about you.
Oki: Don't worry. You won't be able to move or speak for another twelve hours.
Oki: It'll be the perfect playing-dead act.
Oki: Not many people get the chance to see their own funerals,
Oki: so you'd better be grateful.
Oki: If their love for you is real,
Oki: I'm sure they'll notice.
Oki: Though, by then, you might already be b*rned to a crisp
Oki: inside this coffin or the incinerator.
Oki: Well, you reap what you sow.
Oki: If you must resent someone,
Oki: resent yourself for doing something so stupid as faking an illness.
Kag: Hold it!
Kag: Get back here, you scumbag!
Kag: I can't believe it! He was the last person I wanted to figure it out!
Kag: He's trying to use my fake illness as a pretext to k*ll me off!
Kag: So hot! I can't take this!
Kag: At this rate, I'll go to heaven for real!
Kag: I need to do something!
Kag: I can't move or speak,
Kag: but if this many people are gonna come say their farewells,
Kag: then I'm sure someone will notice I'm alive!
Kag: They just need to take a good look at my flushed complexion!
Soyo: Excuse me, everyone!
Soyo: Perhaps due to the tanning salon-style coffin,
Soyo: the body is starting to deteriorate.
Soyo: We're running out of time.
Soyo: In order to make things more efficient,
Soyo: we'll put the coffin on a conveyor belt,
Soyo: so please say your farewells as it goes past you.
Kag: What kind of farewell is that?!
Kag: Soyo-chan, don't let him trick you!
Soyo: The belt runs from this funeral parlor to the crematory.
Venue,Sign: Funeral Parlor
Soyo: After everyone has said their farewells, the body will head to the crematory,
Crema,Sign: Crematory
Soyo: where it'll automatically be turned into ashes and shipped to heaven.
Crema Small,: Crematory
Venue Small,Sign: Venue
Kag: What is this, a factory?!
Soyo: Please make sure to be quick, so as to not clog up the line.
Kag: Hey! Could this funeral be any more inappropriate?!
Oto: Kagura...
Oto: How could you pass away before me?
Oto: How could you make me go through this?
Oto: You know, I saw you as my own daughter...
Kag: She's not done yet!
Kag: She's not done saying all those nice things yet!
Cat: Otose-san, you're taking too long.
Cat: You need to make it more compact!
Cat: Hey, wait!
Tama: Otose-sama, Catherine-sama,
Tama: you forgot to place your flowers in the coffin.
Tama: Hurry, give them to me!
Tama: Kagura-sama,
Tama: please rest in peace—
Kag: Wh-Where are you sticking them?!
Kag: How am I supposed to rest like this?!
Tama: Oh, no! Kyubei-sama!
Tama: Could you fix the roses, please?
Kyu: Wait, what?
Kyu: K-Kagura-chan, thanks for everything!
Kag: Why'd you fix the roses in my nose?!
Tsu: No, Kyubei! Roses, not nose!
Tsu: Pull out the roses!
Tsu: K-Kagura, I'll always be indebted to you!
Kag: What the hell are you guys doing?!
Tsu: Goodbye!
Kag: No, hello.
Sac: Hey!
Sac: Just how much brute strength have you got, Tsukki?!
Sac: Kagura-chan's...
Tsu: I-I did what I could!
Tsu: The rest is up to you, Sarutobi!
Sac: You say that after messing everything up? How irresponsible!
Sac: Push or pull, she's not budging!
Sac: What am I supposed to do?!
Sac: What should I do?!
Sac: Kagura-chan,
Sac: I'll make Gin-san happy,
Sac: so relax and go back to the afterlife already!
Kag: Can't breathe!
Kon: Hey, look.
Kon: What is that, Toshi?
Kag: Help, Toshi!
Kag: Somebody, anybody! Just help me!
Hij: I never knew there was a funeral rite like this.
Hij: Just what kind of religion was she a part of?
Kon: At times like these,
Kon: it doesn't matter if she was a friend or an enemy.
Kon: Let's give her a proper send-off, too.
Kag: No!
Kag: As if there'd ever be a funeral rite like this!
Kag: I'll die!
Kag: If I get hit with that, I'll die for real!
Kag: Speed up, conveyor belt!
Hij: We can't catch up!
Kon: Hang in there, Toshi!
Kon: Don't give up!
Kag: No, don't try so hard!
Hij: How pathetic of us.
Hij: Can't we even give a kid a proper send-off?!
Kon: We can! We can do this!
Kon: Let's throw this boulder onto that coffin!
Kag: I can't tell if these idiots are nice or evil!
Tae: What are you two doing?
Kag: Boss lady!
Tae: Why are you two carrying that boulder?
Kag: You're a lifesaver!
Kag: Stop those morons!
Tae: Why didn't you ask me for help?
Kag: That's what you take issue with?!
Kon: Otae-san!
Tae: Thank you, Kondo-san, Hijikata-san.
Tae: You're going so far for Kagura-chan...
Tae: Let's work together.
Kag: Hey!
Kag: They usually mix like oil and water, so why are they cooperating now, of all times?!
Kon: Let's do this!
Kag: Run away!
Kag: Run for it, conveyor belt!
Hij: Crap, it's a slope!
Kon: No! The boulder!
Kag: Nice. Now the boulder's done for.
Kat: I can't see you on the other side of the boulder, but I'll take over from here!
Hij: I can't see you on the other side of the boulder, but I'll leave the rest to you.
Kag: What?! Now they decide to help each other out, regardless of allegiances?!
Kat: Just you wait, Leader!
Distance,Sign: Distance to Crematory
Kag: These mortal enemies have joined forces to try to k*ll me!
W: Hang in there!
G: Don't lose hope!
Kag: Who are you cheering for?!
Kag: Who are you singing for?!
Kag: Who is this funeral for?!
Mad: Now's your chance, guys!
Mad: While I'm offsetting the conveyor belt's motion,
Mad: crush the coffin along with me!
Kag: Just how badly do you guys want to send me off?!
Kat: Here we go, everyone!
Kat: Leader...
All: Goodbye!
Kag: Oh my God.
Kag: I can't believe this is actually gonna end up becoming my funeral.
Kag: Is this my punishment for getting mad over a trivial dispute
Kag: and faking illness to test their feelings for me?
Kag: But I never needed to. I already knew how they felt.
Kag: They ran around in circles and k*lled me in the end,
Kag: but they all came together for me.
Kag: They were all genuinely worried about me.
Kag: They all cried real tears for me.
Kag: And yet, I... I...
Kag: I should've said that one simple thing sooner...
Shin: Sorry, everyone.
Shin: While your desire to give Kagura-chan a proper send-off makes us happy,
Shin: we can't bid farewell to her just yet.
Shin: There's something we need to tell her first.
Gin: I forgot to return your parasol.
Gin: In truth, I thought about holding on to it as a memento,
Gin: but never mind raindrops or sunshine,
Gin: you're a girl even boulders rain down on.
Gin: You'll probably need this in heaven, too, right?
Gin: Kagura...
Bo: Sorry.
Bo: Huh?
Kag: Oh, crap. I said that out loud.
Tae: Uh, did Kagura-chan speak just now?
Gin: Sh-She didn't!
Gin: What's wrong with you?
Shin: After all the money and help we received,
Shin: there's no way we could play the "actually, she's still alive" card!
Gin: She's completely dead, right?
Gin: Yeah, no doubt about it!
Gin: She's dead!
Shin: Shall we continue the funeral?
Shin: Let's burn her to a crisp already!
Tae: Didn't she say "sorry"?
Gin: She didn't!
Tae: Could she have faked an illness to get back at you after a fight?
Gin: Of course not!
Kag: Crap.
Gin: Th-This is bad. I feel sick all of a sudden...
Shin: I-I'm sorry, but I don't feel too good,
Shin: so could we postpone the service to a later date?
Tae: Oh, no need to worry.
Tae: That illness you have is already terminal.
Tae: Let's resume...
All: ...the funeral for the three of you.
Gin: Wait! I didn't do anything wrong!
Gin: If you wanna cremate someone, cremate her!
Kag: What are you talking about?!
Kag: In the first place, this is all because you—
Shin: Sis, I'm just a victim here!
Shin: I just got mixed up in this!
Soyo: What a relief.
Oki: You can say that again.
Title: One Editor Is Enough
Title: {\fad( , )\an }The G-Pen Is Capricious, and the Maru Pen Is Stubborn
Sha: Next episode: "One Editor Is Enough," and
Sha: "The G-Pen Is Capricious, and the Maru Pen Is Stubborn."
Preview Green,Sign: Preview
Sha: A double feature!
Sha: They're both about us, Akurogi Musai, and our road to manga stardom, Bro!
Winter,Sign: This {\c&HAF D F&}Winter
Gin,Sign: Gintama
Turn,Sign: takes a sudden turn.
Zen: This isn't exciting.
Zen: Rather than guarding the shogun, assassinating him sounds way more exciting.
Sac: You've really forgotten, huh?
Gin ,Sign: Gintama
Assass,Sign: Shogun Assassination Arc
Soyo: Brother?
Soyo: Brother.
Soyo: Jeez, Brother!
Sho: Oh, Soyo.
Sho: Forgive me. I was lost in thought.
Soyo: Brother!
Sho: Don't tell me, it was poisoned?
Assass ,Sign: The Shogun Assassination Plot
Assass ,Sign: is put into motion.
Enemy,Sign: Enemy...
Nbnb: Shigeshige,
Nbnb: you no longer have any allies in this country.
Mat: Let's fight together for a buddy!
Ally,Sign: Ally...
Mat: I'm counting on you, buddies.
Mat: And you too,
Mat: double.
Gin: Uh, not that I care, but could you hurry it up?
Bo: Why are you the double?!
Oki: I'm on your side, you know.
Enemy,Sign: Or Traitor?
Kam: Aren't you the same?
Kam: You have the eyes of a k*ller.
Kon: You're the only ones who can.
Kag: What are you so afraid of?
Shin: Gin-san...
Shin: Just what's going to happen to the world now?
Tak: Took you long enough.
Tak: I got sick of waiting for you,
Tak: Gintoki.
Gin: Before dawn.
Gin: The night is darkest just before the dawn.
Past,Sign: The past and {\c&H A &}the truth
Reveal,Sign: are revealed.
Gin: But keep your eyes open.
Gin: I'm Sakata Gintoki, disciple of Yoshida Shoyo!
Gin ,Sign: Gintama
Assass,Sign: Shogun Assassination Arc
Sho: Zenzo...
Sho: I leave the rest to you.
Gin ,Sign: Begins airing December .
Story ,text r: The story
Story ,text l: begins to unfold.