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Dead Hooker in a Trunk (2009)

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I'm not going back next time.

Darkness all my own.

This is a darkness

all of my own.

The darkness all my own.

No one's got me by.

But not this time,

no, no.

Now run.

Bring to life.

I'll make you think

I'm into you.

No one but myself.

I won't gamble my heart

on love.

Gamble my heart on love.

Oh, so it's all my fault.

That you're running away

from me.

You said one kiss

was nothing.

Well, then one

turned into three.

Oh, so it's all my fault.

That you're running away

from me.

- Well, then one

turned into three.

What are you doing?

Don't do this.

- f*cking assh*le.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh

Oh, Lord and then Christ

gonna save my soul.

- Open the door!

- Are you awake?

- They're sleeping.

- f*cking c**t!

Why do you have to-

Go ahead.

Here.

Go ahead.

Pull the trigger,

you stupid bitch.

f*cking cow.

Baby.

Bitch!

- What the f*ck?

Merde!

- I'll call you later tonight.

- Sure.

Let me guess.

You want me to pick up your

goody-two-shoes little friend

from saving orphans

or something.

- It's youth group, actually.

Morning.

- Morning!

Can we go pick up some sh*t?

- Yeah.

- Thank you.

- Okay, that is so not fair.

- I'll pick up your little

friend from his youth group,

and then you two

can come with us to pick up.

- You know, whatever.

- Morning.

Pleasant day.

Nice to see you.

- Jesus Christ, our Lord.

And Savior

keeps me on my best.

Behavior.

When I'm all alone.

Out to pasture.

Light will k*ll the dark.

So much faster.

Jesus Christ.

Everyone!

Jesus Christ.

I need you now.

I need you now.

- Have you accepted Jesus Christ

as your personal Savior?

- You came.

That's totally awesome.

This is my youth group.

- Cool.

- Fist ups!

Replay.

- We were just doing some

totally awesome brainstorming

on our next

anti-p*rn bake sale.

It's pretty cool.

And that was-l wrote that.

- That's great.

- Are you losers

ready to go yet?

- You brought

your sister's friend too.

How was your concert last night?

- What the f*ck

are you talking about?

- f*ck!

- Awesome.

- Are you okay?

- Yeah.

Thanks.

- Sorry.

I should get off you.

- No complaints here.

- That was probably one

of the more exciting things

that's happened

at one of these events.

- No sh*t.

- Look,

she is Satan.

I might have known.

Did she try to kiss the priest?

- I don't know.

He wouldn't do that, though.

- She's amazing.

- Just forget about it.

She's not even worth it.

- If you say so.

- So I've never seen somebody

catch on fire

at a church before.

You guys think

that means something?

- Maybe you d*ed.

So the whole church lit on fire,

and we all d*ed,

and then we didn't

even realize it,

and now we're stuck

in that waiting room

between life and death.

- Purgatory?

- Yeah!

Purgatory.

So this car is purgatory.

- The car is not purgatory.

- So the car is purgatory.

But we've all lived, like,

these messed-up lives,

so the dude upstairs

calling the sh*ts

doesn't know

if we're going up or down

because it's, like,

a complicated decision,

and you're such, like,

a goody-two-shoes

that maybe you haven't even

had the opportunity

to make a bad decision,

so they can't let you in

until they know

if you're good because

you choose to be good, right?

- I choose to do good things

because I'm a nice person.

- I'm just saying it

like I see it.

Perfect.

- What the f*ck is that smell?

- Awesome.

- Actually,

I think these are mine.

- Oh, you think those are yours?

There is a dead body

in the trunk!

With dr*gs...

and things.

- We have to call the police

right now.

- No.

We don't know

how she got in there.

- What do you mean we don't know

how she got in there?

Who cares?

That's for the police

to figure out.

It's not like you guys had

anything to do with it, right?

Right?

- Last night is really fuzzy

right now.

- Yeah?

Well, you better make it pretty

f*cking unfuzzy pretty quick.

There is a dead hooker

in a trunk,

and that is a big f*cking deal!

- Just let me f*cking think.

- Hey.

You guys okay?

You having car problems?

- No.

No problem.

- What about him?

- Oh, he has

acid reflux disorder.

Sometimes, you know,

he just has to let it all out.

- Yeah, my brother-in-law

has that too, sometimes.

- Thank you so much

for stopping.

- Oh, well, you're welcome.

Which way are you guys going?

- Why?

- Well, I just spent

a half an hour going through

a roadblock back that way.

Thought I'd save you

some trouble seeing as your-

your friend

has an infliction and all.

- Thank you so much.

That's really good to know.

We'll keep it in mind.

- f*ck off now.

- Yeah, thanks.

- Okay, get in the f*cking car.

- No.

We go to the police.

- Get in the car,

or I'm leaving without you.

- Let's go, little man.

- Drive still, okay?

- Hi, there.

- Hi.

- We'd like a room.

Now, I know this isn't enough

for a room,

but my friend out there

wants to make up the difference.

Oh, yeah.

- You got yourselves a room!

- You know, that was pretty fast

thinking there, sis.

- I'm surprised it worked.

I thought he might

have some questions.

- Like why she's not moving

or talking?

- Well, maybe he just thought

she was shy.

- I'm going to be sick.

- Can you wait, please?

I almost have her rinsed out.

- I think I'll be okay.

I made a bed for her

in the other room.

I thought it would be nice if

she had somewhere nice to stay,

and that creepy hotel clerk

still thinks that she's alive,

so maybe we should play along.

She deserves to stay somewhere

nice to stay tonight.

She's done a lot for you guys

and for us.

It must suck to be in a trunk.

- So now what?

- We take her into the woods,

and we bury her.

- I don't approve of that.

- You don't even have a shovel.

- I saw one outside.

I'll go get it.

Look after them, okay?

- Okay.

Careful.

- This is nice.

It's like when you used to

live with us.

My mom said it would be like

getting a sister,

but it wasn't really like that.

It didn't seem like you were

related to me at all.

It seemed like you were just

my friend that was a girl,

like a girlfriend.

- Yeah.

You're my best friend.

Well, kind of like

my only friend, but...

I just-

I just hate how stubborn

she gets, you know?

- Do you think they had anything

to do with it?

- No.

I don't.

- What are you doing?

- I'm calling the police.

- Excuse me, ma'am?

- Me?

- Yes.

We're just following up

on a call we received.

Can we talk to you for a minute?

- Sure.

Why not?

- We received

an anonymous phone call

that you may have

some information

regarding

the missing person case.

- Nope.

Wasn't me.

- Hmm, sell, the caller said

you might be reluctant

to give information.

We just have a few questions.

That's all.

- I told you boys

I don't what you're talking-

- Ma'am, we can do this here,

or we could take you down

to the station.

It's your call.

- Okay.

You win.

Now, what can I do for you?

- Oh, don't you worry.

This won't take long at all.

- Probably not.

The dr*gs are in the trunk.

See if I'm lying.

- Go get 'em.

- Today is the day

The threading will fade

Today you held me together

Fastens, stuffing, silk,

and feathers

Tied up

Ln lace

Lt won't be too long .

Yeah.

No.

It's just me.

Um... no, no, it's not that.

Everything's fine.

I just, um...

I'm not going to be able

to come in and help today.

Yeah, no,

everything's okay.

I just have to help

my friends out with something.

[whispering]

You guys!

That's just praying.

We're just doing some good

old-fashioned loving the Lord.

Okay.

Well, it's-

Okay, bye.

Thanks, guys!

Isn't that great?

That's what you want to hear

right when I'm talking

to my youth group leader,

you guys dropping a dead body.

- Sorry.

Maybe if one of us

wasn't stoned 24-7.

- Grab her bum.

I can't do it.

- What the f*ck?

- Gentlemen.

You have to undo us.

- No.

But I will leave the door open.

- f*ck this sh*t, man.

I'm taking a break.

I don't need this sh*t.

- You're taking a break, huh?

- Yeah.

- And what union

of mentally inept workers

do you belong to, exactly?

- Get off my case.

- She's only on your case

because we care about you.

- I can't believe

you called the cops on me.

You are such a f*cking bitch.

- Well, it looks like

you managed to escape

in your typical Sylvester

and Tweety sort of way.

- You're not as smart

as you f*cking think you are,

you f*cking geek.

- It was the right thing

to do, okay?

I mean, what are you doing?

I don't understand

why you can't see it.

Just because you find a body

and you think

you might be responsible,

you try to bury it?

- What am I supposed to do?

- I wish for once

you'd just listen to me, okay?

This is stupid.

You can't just dump it

and pretend it never happened.

- Well, you can't just

drive around

with a corpse in your car.

f*ck it.

I'm gonna dump it.

- Do it.

- No, you're not.

- Get the f*ck out of my way.

- Don't worry.

I got this.

- Anyone else?

- No, I'm cool.

Let's just f*cking do it.

- I don't think we should.

Maybe we shouldn't.

- What did you say?

- Um, I'm all for burying her

and stuff like that.

I think it's a good idea.

I really think that

I do like it,

but, um...

it's broad daylight.

So maybe we shouldn't.

- sh*t.

It is kind of sketchy.

We should probably wait

until it's dark.

- Can we do a pickup?

- Yeah.

- Thanks.

- We're going to

pick up dr*gs now?

- Yeah.

- Why?

- Isn't the trunk full of them?

- I need different.

- Any more f*cking questions?

- No.

- What?

- No.

- Good.

Well, let's go.

- Help her.

- Can you help me?

- f*cking cock punch! Cock punch.

- I'll be just a minute, okay?

- If we have to do this

one more f*cking time,

I'm going to lose

my f*cking mind.

- It's fine.

I'll be right back.

- How is it f*cking fine?

- Don't give me that.

- So you're just going to

leave me in the parking lot

for the rest

of the f*cking night!

Thank you.

Thank you!

- Nice.

- Get out of my f*cking face.

- Is that any way

for a lady to talk?

- Whatever, Liberace.

- Hey.

- I'm just here

for my sh*t, okay?

So don't give me

any of your sh*t.

- I'll get your bags.

- You know, you and I

don't really talk much.

- No, we don't.

- Well, we have a minute.

- Yup.

You look pretty... or...

- Thanks.

- So, like, you...

can't even try

to clean up without me?

- Is your friend

waiting for you?

That little juvie psycho bitch?

No, wait, wait, wait.

I'm sorry.

I'm just-

I miss you.

- Yeah, well...

I really miss you too, okay?

But I'm not such an assh*le

about it.

- Help me out.

- So are you f*cking anyone?

- What?

No.

- Sorry, I mean, like,

do you have a boyfriend?

- I'm not gay.

- Girlfriend?

- No, I don't.

- Really.

Not even you and my sister?

Because, you know,

I've always kind of wondered

about the two of you.

- Things with your sister and I

are going very fine,

and I don't need your help,

thank you.

- Really?

How well can they be going

if everybody thinks you're gay?

You should probably

man up man up a little.

- You should probably try

acting more like a lady.

- Yeah?

Whatever.

- Hello?

We have Chinese food here.

- The door.

- Yeah.

Shut up.

- Hello?

- Who is it?

- Chinese food guy.

- I didn't order Chinese.

- My boss told me,

Chinese food here.

- What the f*ck!

Stop!

What the hell?

Get that-

No!

No, don't!

- Where's the dr*gs?

- Dude, dude,

before you even start,

I didn't mean to hit you.

It's just,

you called the f*cking cops,

and you know

I f*cking hate f*cking cops.

Sorry.

- Where are we?

- We're just here waiting for-

- Where are we?

- Wait,

shut the f*ck up.

- Attention, please!

- Wait.

Where did you say she went?

sh*t.

- Hey, assfuck!

- Bitch!

- I don't know.

But it certainly sounds like

some very f*cked-up sh*t

that the police

would most certainly

be very interested in

investigating.

Don't you think?

I already told you.

We were picking up dr*gs.

I don't know what kind.

Lots probably,

knowing her.

I'm not lying.

- We need to get up, okay?

- We do it all the time.

We always pick up dr*gs.

Yes.

- All right.

All right.

- I will testify to that.

Absolutely.

Yeah.

These aren't really

my friends, okay?

My sister has

an illegal firearm.

That might be something else.

sh*t!

- What were all those noises?

- Son of a bitch!

- What happened to your eye?

- Why are we stopped?

- I need to check

the f*cking map.

Are you okay?

- I'm totally freaking out here.

- Not you!

- It's fine.

We just need to stay calm,

regulate our breathing,

and stay focused.

And find a drug store.

- She needs serious

medical attention.

- Well, there is no hospital in

the middle of Buttfuck, Nowhere.

My apologies.

- It's fine.

I can fix us.

We'll just find some supplies,

and we'll be fine.

I mean...

You're fine right?

- Actually, I'm quite

f*cking far from being fine.

Why do people always ask

if someone's okay

when something

bad happens?

I'm f*cked up!

I'm f*cking f*cked

right the f*ck up!

- She said not to freak out.

Have a cigarette or something.

It'll calm you down.

- Smoking's bad for her.

- I don't think it's going to

f*ck me up anymore.

- Just saying,

the smoke gets in-

- Hey.

I can take care of myself.

I don't need you

fussing over me.

- You guys just

almost d*ed today,

so, you know,

I was worried about you.

- You know what?

I don't need your help!

- What the f*ck?

- What the f*ck?

- Get in the car!

Turn around!

Get in the f*cking car.

Now!

Get her in the car.

Get her in the car.

Help her in the car!

Ln!

Get in.

Come around!

God damn it!

Get in!

Hold this!

Hold this.

f*ck, man.

- There's nothing

in the f*cking car.

This is all I could find,

and the gas station

didn't have sh*t.

- It's fine.

Just give me it.

The tape.

- Is she okay, or...

- You'll have to give me a hand.

How's it look?

- Lt looks good.

You look like an anime character

or something.

- Are you okay?

You're not gonna...

- Be-ugh.

Beautiful.

- Oh, f*ck.

Sorry.

- Just hold it there.

- How are you?

'Cause I don't think

I can do this

without depth perception.

- Oh, you've got to be

f*cking kidding me.

- He was in Boy Scouts.

It'll be fine.

I'll talk you through it.

- It's okay.

He probably knows

what he's doing.

- Just do it!

- What do I do?

- Just sew it up.

Like a quilt or something.

- I'm sorry.

- Oh, my God!

- Just under and over.

- How do you know what to do?

- It's almost done.

- Ouchies!

- It's almost done.

- Oh, sh*t!

- It's okay.

- Don't puke in my arm.

- Tie it around tight.

Okay.

All right.

That's it.

That's it.

- Careful with the hook.

- Okay.

- Awesome.

- Well, I can't believe

it actually worked.

- I'm not sure that it did.

- It looks fine.

- Well, it'll have to do.

I'm going to go bury the body.

You guys just wait here,

and I'll bring you to

the hospital after I'm done.

- No, wait.

- Dude!

Don't start with me.

- We should go with you.

- What?

- We should go with you.

We'll go together.

- Yeah.

We're all in this together.

- Okay.

Right.

- Can you give me a hand?

- I'm good.

- Oh, f*ck.

- Sorry.

- You got her?

- Okay.

sh*t.

- Okay, come on.

- All right.

Is she dead?

- Well, she is now.

- Guys.

No.

No, thanks.

I don't want any.

- It's medicinal.

- Not bad for your first time.

- Whatever.

- Just f*cking with you.

sh*t.

You need to lighten up.

You're nutty.

- I really like you.

No.

No, I do-

you and my sister.

I think you're both really cool.

I'm really happy

that we're, uh...

That we're friends right now.

You know, in a really

f*cked-up way,

this is probably

the most fun I've ever had.

- You know what?

Some of this sh*t you don't even

need dr*gs to enjoy.

- f*ck, man.

We should have just buried her.

- We can't just leave her there.

- You know, back there,

it was probably

just muscle contractions.

- She sat up,

and she was breathing.

- No, um...

- She looked at you.

- Yeah, man.

It's creepy.

Rigor mortis is f*cked.

- You guys are at peace.

Because-because she-

- You know what

I've been thinking?

I've been thinking

about thinking.

'Cause, I mean, usually

you think about things, like,

that you've seen or people,

but, I mean, a blind person?

If you've never thought about-

you know, if you've never

seen anything,

then what do you think about?

I guess you could-

I guess you could

kind of, like, feel stuff.

Or-

Yeah, yeah,

you could feel stuff.

But, I mean, I guess

you'd come up with

some pretty f*cked-up sh*t.

You know, I'm really glad

we could have this conversation.

I really feel like

you get me.

I do.

That's awesome.

Dude, I thought

you just had to take a piss.

- I'm just gonna be a minute.

- You touched her bum.

- Sorry?

- I did too.

- Oh, you've got to be

f*cking kidding me.

Start the car!

f*cking m*therf*cker!

Fucker!

You!

Mother!

Fucker!

- You son of a whore

that fucks his mother.

I'm going to miss my youth group

meeting for this sh*t?

I'm going to get

that dirty hotel manager

to ride your f*cking ass.

What do you think

of that, cowboy, huh?

You ever been skull-f*cked

after an ass-r*pe?

Jesus doesn't love you.

Oh, my goodness!

- That was awesome!

- Oh, my God,

are you okay?

Oh, my goodness!

- It's okay.

You didn't get my good eye.

Really.

- Guys, this is probably the guy

who k*lled the hooker.

- Probably?

Oh, probably.

What the hell were you thinking?

- Oh, I was thinking,

"Gee, wouldn't it be nice

"if this f*cking guy

wasn't f*cking dragging me

down the f*cking road."

- Stop fighting!

- Shut the f*ck up!

- Don't tell him to shut up!

You guys.

f*ck.

My arm is f*cking ripped off.

I need to go

to a f*cking hospital

before I f*cking bleed to death.

Chill out.

- Guys, we take

the f*cking hooker,

and we dump the body

on the side of the road.

We keep driving.

That's what we do.

- I'm not being a part of this

if you guys

are just dumping her.

I'm going to go to church,

if you guys need me,

praying for you two,

not for me, because I'm still

going to heaven, so...

Probably.

Sorry.

- God bless you, fucker.

- What the f*ck was that?

Sis, I'm sorry.

We should be celebrating.

It's over.

- Yeah, you know what?

I'm going home.

f*ck you.

- What about you?

I'll take you

to a f*cking hospital.

- Hi, there.

Could I get a cab, please?

Heading to North Van.

By cash.

Actually, could you please

take me downtown?

- All by yourself, huh?

- I guess so.

- You gonna go see your friends?

- I've been spending a lot of

time with my friends, actually.

I think it's time

to take a break.

- I see.

Girl problems, huh?

- You have no idea.

- Well, they can be

a lot of trouble.

Is she pretty?

- Actually, two of them

just scare the heck out of me.

And the other one probably

might have been pretty one day,

back when she was more fresher.

The other one is just amazing.

- Amazing.

Is she the special one?

- To me, she is.

She's perfect,

and I just want to spend

all of my time with her.

- Except now, of course.

You can't just leave her

when things get hard, you know?

You have to man up.

Go get your girl.

- That's a good idea.

- How'd you get so smart?

- I got to keep

trusting in God

I got to be dependent

on Him

Trust him,

oh, my Lord

Yeah .

- And I believe this is

where you get off.

This is going to be

on the house.

And, hey, always remember,

Jesus loves everybody.

- I know.

- Indeed.

- Dude, you're not even

coming in with me?

f*ck, man.

f*ck you.

f*ck you.

- f*ck you!

- I'm here for you.

- But how did you get here?

- I don't know.

Where are we?

This is her house.

I thought maybe

we could go inside

and find a clue or something.

- Maybe she has a family,

and we can give her

a proper burial.

- Right.

Well.

- It smells bad in here.

- Yeah, sort of.

- I don't think

we should be in here.

- Maybe someone wanted her dead?

Hello?

- Get it off the puppy!

- Me?

- I don't want to touch it.

Quickly.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

It's heavy.

- What are you doing?

- We can't just leave him here.

- Okay.

- Ha!

- Did you see the paper

in there?

It says there's a serial k*ller

on the loose, on the loose,

and hookers

have been disappearing,

which means they didn't have

anything to do with it.

They're just so drunk and high

all the time

that they didn't even

realize it.

- Okay.

- We need to find them.

- Okay.

- sh*t.

I wish we had a car.

- I have a car.

So this is fun.

- Yeah, it will be once

I get this thing working.

I think I dropped it.

- What is it?

- Well, you know how my sister

takes off all the time?

I put a GPS in her phone.

I thought this would be

a good way to keep track of her.

- That is so neat.

- Yeah, except it

isn't working right now.

- Here.

- Actually,

it's kind of complicated.

- There you go.

- You fixed it.

- I want to buy you some food.

- Okay.

First we have that, um...

we have to take care of

that dead hooker first.

- Right.

- Irate driver.

- Come on.

Now, that's-

come on!

Sorry I acted that way.

- So she goes up and one-punches

the douche bag

and brings it back,

and then the repressed guy,

the guy I was talking

about before,

he sews it back on.

So I'm kind of worried about it,

but, well,

since you're going to be

prescribing me stuff anyway,

I would totally appreciate

anything off this list too.

Anything.

Anything.

- Hi.

Do you have any string or thread

or something to fix my pants?

- Yeah, I think I have some.

Dude, what happened?

- I walked into a door.

- You can just take that sh*t

if you want.

- Thanks.

Do you know this girl?

- Yeah, I do.

She's rad.

- Do you know where she lives?

- I didn't know

they let animals in here.

Hey!

Awesome, you're here too.

- What?

- With my sister.

- No, she took off.

- Where is she?

- You know what?

I think I have an idea.

Come on, let's go.

Yeah, that's

looking much better.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Who's this?

- It's Billy.

I found him.

- Hi, Billy.

Can I hold him?

- No.

- I have an arm.

Let me hold him.

- Don't drop him.

He's not acid.

- Hi.

- Okay, we should go.

- Hi.

Hi.

He's funny, eh?

- Good old predictable sis.

Always two steps behind me.

- f*ck off and die.

- Don't be a bitch.

- Tough.

I thought I was.

- This is going well.

- Well, maybe you guys

shouldn't have all ditched me.

- Hey.

You ditched me.

- We were going

our separate ways.

- Look, can we stop this?

We've already been here.

I know where to bury her.

- You're the one who drove off,

and now you're pretending

to be the hurt one?

- Oh, f*ck you.

- You know what?

f*ck you!

- Can we just quit this sh*t?

I'm f*cking tired of it.

f*ck it.

She obviously doesn't have

any family

or anyone that cares about her,

so it's our responsibility

to put her to rest.

That's what everyone

wants to do, right?

That's what we all think is

the right thing to do.

Are you going to hit me?

- No.

You're right.

Guys, I'm sorry I was being

such a c**t.

- Good.

No more weird twists.

And maybe because I know

the father so well,

he won't ask

too many questions.

- Oh, my God,

that's him.

That's the guy.

- What?

Where?

- Right across the street.

- m*therf*cker.

- That is so weird.

What is the coincidence of him

being right there?

- Where's he going?

- Um, guys.

I think he's waking up.

- I'm just

getting my tools together.

- Oh, my God!

- You don't even

worry about that.

You know, I thought doing that

would wake you up.

But who knows?

Medical mystery.

- We decided we didn't want you

to reproduce.

- You blinded my sister.

- You snuck up behind her,

and you knocked

her f*cking eye out.

- I didn't do it.

- Yeah?

You k*lled a girl,

and you put her

in my f*cking trunk!

You're a serial k*ller.

We know.

We read the papers.

Who knows how many other people

are dead because of you?

The bat proves it,

and this...

is how we decided...

to deal with you!

- Stop!

- No, assfuck.

You don't get a say

in the matter.

Ice pick!

- Ice pick.

- No, it wasn't me.

- Hammer!

- Hammer.

- And after all

I've done to you

How can it be

You still believe in me

I try hard to be more

what you want me to be

But I can't help how I act

When you're not

here with me

I try hard to be strong

But sometimes I fail myself

And after all

I've promised you

So faithfully

You still believe in me

I want to cry .

- Dude, I thought he was gay.

- What?

- I thought he was gay.

- Get it, though.

- Well, apparently not.

Guys, I'm really tired.

Maybe we should just have

a good night's sleep

and then meet up

to bury the body tomorrow.

- Okay.

- What, really?

- Yeah.

Do you need a ride home?

- No, I think I'm just going to

take Billy for a walk.

- Okay.

Is that all you got?

- I don't know

where she could be.

- She was acting all weird

last night,

like acting kind

and everything.

I tried calling her,

and no one answered.

- What, is she like our

unofficial leader or something?

- Well, her room is trashed,

but it kind of always

looks that way.

- Well, you're the smart one.

Why don't you go find a clue?

- Smart one?

It's not like we're all just

a big group of stereotypes.

- Um, I found a clue.

- What did you find?

- Remember when there was a body

in the trunk?

It's gone now.

- What?

- It's a business card. Business card.

Looks like someplace

your sister would go.

- You look like a little angel

when you're sleeping.

- I'm going to f*cking k*ll you.

- Like you k*lled my brother?

- What?

- Don't play coy.

I know you did it.

- Wait a minute.

The hooker was a guy?

- No.

I k*lled her.

You k*lled

who you thought was me

but was in actuality

my little brother

who just so happened

to borrow my baseball bat.

How is your sister by the way?

- Who the f*ck are you?

- Don't you know by now?

Gentlemen?

We're going to need

a little bit of privacy.

- You've got to be

f*cking kidding me.

- I'm afraid not, dear.

- But you helped me.

- I know.

But it's only because

I want to be

the one to hurt you.

- I don't see her anywhere.

- sh*t, she must be inside.

- I have an idea.

- Big man.

- If you're a very lucky girl,

you might get to find out.

But you'll probably be dead

by then.

What's that?

Excuse me?

I'm sorry.

I couldn't hear that.

Could you speak up?

No quip?

No smart remark?

I get it.

You're waiting for your friends

to bust in and save the day.

- Not even my friends

are that Ret*rded.

- Hey, there, you b*tches,

who wants a piece of me?

Or are you all too busy

sucking cock

or rather fantasizing about cock

to suck in the future

or past cock sucking

experiences?

- And if you think that little

girl punch intimidates me,

you're even more pathetic

than I thought.

I mean, seriously,

what the f*ck?

What the f*ck is wrong with you?

- What the f*ck's

wrong with you?

- What the f*ck

is wrong with you?

Oh, my God.

- What the hell

is wrong with you?

- Good boy doesn't even cry.

Don't worry.

I've done this

hundreds of times.

- There is no way

I'm touching that thing.

- What the f*ck's

wrong with you?

You have a forked cock.

Peace at last.

So much better.

Just the two of you

against me?

Oh, my God,

I'm so scared.

- Now it's fair.

- Well.

Actually still not fair.

Gentlemen?

Now it's fair.

- Fucker!

- Did you just barf?

- A little in my mouth.

I'll get the dog.

- I'll get the hooker.

- Okay.

- She's beautiful, isn't she?

Just like all the others.

- That was my sister,

you sick f*ck.

It was you in the papers too,

wasn't it?

- I thought you were

the smart one.

Took you a little while

to figure it out, though,

didn't it?

- Don't come near me.

- Actually, I was thinking

more like in you.

And X marks the spot.

- Why?

What the f*ck is wrong with you?

- Oh, all this aggression.

Is that a family trait?

- You could say so.

What's the matter, assfuck?

I thought you could handle

two girls.

Are you okay?

- Am I okay?

Dude, you were f*cking dead.

- Like dying could k*ll me.

- Well, the sky's dusted

with holes that gleam

I'm sorry for

The way I seem

It's just me .

- Aw, twins!

- It's just you .

- Hey, guys.

- Get on your knees.

Oh!

No dr*gs, eh?

- It's not mine.

f*ck you, it's not mine.

- All right.

- Okay, let's do this.

- We weren't doing anything.

- Time to say bye to Mommy.

Good night, hooker.

- Careful with her, you.

- If I still

Look back

At everything you had

And I know

Won't get you now

I

Won't get you now .

- I can't believe

there aren't any repercussions

for all the things we did

over last few days.

- You guys have done some

serious personal growth.

Maybe you'll even

save your souls.

- Most people go to hell

for what you guys did.

- Uh, the big picture.

- You know, I think we deserve

a few days off.

What do you guys say?

You get to pick this time.

- Really?

Well, there's this comic book

thing in L.A. that's cool.

- I just have to check at home,

and I'm good to go.

- Mexico?

- The ice storm is ready

The bodies all float

down the stream

Everything heads down

the coast

They're just fallin'

like ghosts

Your eyes are blood red

from the gas

The riots will flood

this whole town

Lt will burn to the ground

We all walk down

to the graveyard

We'll lay the bodies

into their holes

Come with me,

come with me, sweetheart

Lay with me

next to our tombstones

I gave up on this city

Packed up my things

and went west

No more buses and cabs

No more B.O. in the tram

Well, aren't you so pretty

Your eyes are blood red

from the gas

The riots

will swallow this town

Lt will burn to the ground

We all walk down

to the graveyard

We'll lay the bodies

into their holes

Come with me,

come with me, sweetheart

Lay with me

next to our tombstones

And last night,

I dreamed it again

New York was sinking

The sky was bright red

When the birds

left their roost

You were on top of a car

Watching the water

Rise up from the street

Lt just dumped at your feet
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