03x19 - Still the Boss
Posted: 11/13/22 07:12
[Music]
Tina why are you pouring two bowls of
cereal once for Tracy who's Tracy it's a
stupid imaginary friend the little
looser made up so she'd have someone to
talk to Tracy doesn't like that kind of
talk at all in Lauren at all that was
chilling Judy what he is doing is
perfectly normal for her age she's just
trying to fill a void in her life when I
was little I had an imaginary friend too
oh yeah as opposed to all the real ones
you have now you want to see I don't
know why I come over here and take this
kind of abuse oh my laundry stuff Tina
while I'm up cuz your little friend
wants them hello Tracy that was me
wasn't racing cap was loose whatever
helps you sleep at Judy this isn't gonna
be enough what are you talking about is
plenty for me but what about Carlos
you
[Music]
Oh Bill Miller has just successfully
flip 270 seventh consecutive car tying a
record long believed to be unbreakable
fits sorry intense pressure on the
eight-year record on record held by me
ah hey uh does anybody actually work
here I mean I've been standing here for
five minutes and nobody's noticed me I'm
sorry sir hey everybody check out the
hottie you happy now very funny you know
I learned at Harvard Business School
that a customer whose approach within
the first 30 seconds is eighty percent
more likely to make a purchase I'll tell
you what college boy want you report us
to our new department manager he's
supposed to be starting today and he
just started didn't it yeah I'm mr.
casella your new manager we were just
demonstrating how the super capacity
mega tag 3000 here can handle a deck and
a half of cards in one flush uh-huh well
that'll be good to know if cards ever
start dropping out of my butt well the
stockroom seems to be in order and Oh a
customer welcome to Berenson sir how can
I help you
you see now that's customer service
what's your name Maxwell McDaniel Seth
Casilla I'm your new boss well you know
you guys can learn a thing or two from
this man how'd you know I was napping in
the tub over
[Music]
best Tracy seat she'll be back in a
minute Tina I'm not playing your stupid
Tracy game oh you know my sunglasses how
did these get here Tracy must have put
him there to save her see Tina she's not
even real isn't she God that kid is
creepy stupid Fosse Harvard son of a guy
whose cousin those Danson's got a
problem Muttley ever since that stupid
kid Seth took over my whole day's been
helping customers doing inventories plus
it feels like I'm coming down with
something oh honey that's just your body
rejecting actual work I just I just hate
taking orders from some stupid spoiled
college kid who never sold a damn thing
well you said yourself he's new in town
and he doesn't have a lot of friends why
don't you invite him over for poker
night maybe that way he'll warm up to
you because when I'm drinking beer and
talking about how much I hate him might
hurt his feelings remember how you
didn't like your old boss and we had him
over and then everything was great after
that that's because I led him to believe
he might have a sh*t with you you know
oh it's because I led him to believe he
might have a sh*t hey you got a raise
didn't you
[Music]
okay let's see what you got boys anybody
b*at three tens oh I got the pair of
two's huh and another pair of two's in
what a night I'm having gosh bill with a
great idea inviting your boss over to
play cards I can't take all the credit
we have Judy to thing by the way she
thinks you're cute yeah middle-aged
women love me well here you go guys my
famous six layer dip would have been
seven except bill had a can of corn for
lunch hey five-card stud nothing wild
all right say thanks again for inviting
me over guys it's great to just throw
off the name tags and treat each other
as friends right chubby guy who came in
late yesterday looks I'm just teasing
you fritz that's Fitz Oh could we go
with Fritz it's easier to remember yeah
sure so that's how you enjoying your job
down at the store um it's okay for my
first stop out of college I mean it's
certainly not the kind of place I want
to see myself at 40 but that's why I
avoid mirrors well I mean it's okay for
you guys what's that for us to me oh I'm
not trying to insult you i'm just saying
you like simple things you know you're
good simple people simple people that's
not a bad thing in fact hanging out with
you guys there's a lot more relaxing
than hanging out with my college buddies
it's nice not to have to think so much
yeah round here we don't cotton to
thinking no I do have a little thought
rattling around in my big empty head
right now
I'll do what we do in this house honey
screaming into a pillow Tara Jax huh
three lovely ladies I wind again that's
so great the rich get richer I'm late I
got a little held up at model you in but
there were no actual models their lunch
of geeks I was in model un really uh
what country were you lafia unlocked via
two small world you know why that's
funny uh-uh say is that the new version
of Dragon boss oh yeah I was just
playing at my friend a team's house I'm
hopelessly stuck in the forest of
fairies don't anybody say award that's
cuz you need the druid sword my friend
let me show you how to get it yeah
that'd be great then again I I hate to
bail on you guys Oh guys go fairy it up
well that was fun lost all my money to a
rich kid are you complaining about I
lost my name
what are you still doing here what's
going on Seth and I are just playing
dragon bot I've just been knighted by
the Supreme Council of warlords well
tell the w*rlord's your mom says it's
bedtime I'm afraid you have to go what's
going on your son and I we're having fun
your wife made us stop Judy let him play
bill it's a school night and I realized
that this your boss well you're his boss
you know Miller it is late and uh your
wife makes a good point if i were to
keep playing probably wouldn't make it
in on time to work tomorrow which means
i wouldn't be there to know who else
didn't make it in on time like you Oh so
we good hold on I just said that you
have to leave and he has to go to bed
but one late night won't hurt him Judy
Brian's doing great in school yeah he's
a real smart kid a real chip off the old
what grandmother grandfather it could
have come from us I mean he did he came
from Oz i'm going to bed and so are you
two judy judy let him finish the game
with my boss fine finish the game SAS in
case I don't see you again well you guys
have fun all right thanks dad so Seth
when you said I could come in late you
talking 11 sure 30 sure five no
hey it's okay have a nice lunch hours
the rest of us wooden back for some time
now come on Fitz don't be mad at me just
cassettes let me take a little longer
for lunch you don't want to put on any
weight because then you won't be able to
fit up his ass man you got it easy with
this guy you've come in late you don't
have to do inventory I'm surprised he
hasn't given you the key the executive
bathroom you bastard okay so I've
enjoyed a few perks since Bryan and Seth
buddied up there was your kid you'd do
the same thing don't insult me I can't
think of another human being on the
entire planet would use his own son just
to get ahead with a boss hey fellows
what's up hey Matt who's this oh this is
my little brother he's into computer
stuff and nerdy things Seth around you
are unbelievable you're trying to horn
in on my action so you brought your
brother to work I'm not his brother Shh
what my little homie is trying to say is
that technically we may not be blood
brothers per se but we're actually
participants in a Big Brother program
and when did you sign up for that
yesterday I resent the implication I'm
trying to give a little back to society
kids like Howard need a role model when
your application I said you were a
surgeon I was told you couldn't read hey
Sal want you to meet my little brother
Howard nice to meet you McDaniel's
family visits Arnel I'll accept on break
you heard the man get yourself no idiot
Miller listen I'm gonna be leaving in a
few minutes to meet Brian at the
cybercafe oh okay that's cool I'm just
telling you because it's a little slow
today and we're only gonna need two
people to watch the floor that means the
third guy can go home for the day hey
that's you
Oh
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Shh mom's asleep it's about time you got
home I'm sorry dad me and set them to
this cool documentary the imax well if
your mother finds out you've been out
this late she'll be furious get up to
your room would be quiet okay thanks dad
what are you doing get up there before
you are in a sack of trouble where have
you been I was at the imax was Seth you
went downtown on a school night dad
signed off on it oh my god he's smoking
dr*gs you told him he could stay out
this late to be fair that was before I
knew he'd get caught yeah I got caught
going to see a documentary unlearning we
don't like that around here okay that is
it you are grounded in no more Seth he's
a bad influence on you sets a bad
influence what you mean the guy with the
Ivy League education I should be hanging
out with more people like him I mean
he's only 23 he's already more
successful than anyone in this house oh
oh oh you better get your butt upstairs
before she runs out of oohs yeah don't
talk to your mother like that if I don't
get to you don't get just don't think
sucks oh I haven't begun to make your
life suck mr. and she knows how to make
a life suck
I'm just backing you up babe we need to
tell Seth that he needs to stay away
from Brian but Judy this has been a
sweet deal thanks to Seth and my life
work schedule I've been able to wear the
same shirt for days in a row less
laundry Judy win-win yeah we all win
when you wear the same shirt for days in
a row first thing in the morning you are
gonna go to work and stand up to that
little jerk can I wait till 11 sure 30
sure fine no it's a color with it was
Tracy but well maybe I can punch you
when you can pass it on huh ah no need
for punching Tina is the reason Tracy's
acting out around here because she feels
like nobody's paying attention to her I
guess Tracy
Tracy we love having you in this family
but you can't act out around here just
because you're lonely and at an awkward
age she says you're lonely old don't
really think tracy said dad no she did
she says that's why you're over here so
much you are over here a lot I'm trying
to help what'd she say I can't say it's
to me okay I can't believe they're going
into overtime I can't believe I'm gonna
miss it it's just not fair that sets
making you work as Saturday shift and
during porcelain days that's just cool I
mean it's an outrage you shouldn't even
go in I mean you can stay and watch the
rest of the game that's all it is this
was that bill just leaving oh yeah you
just left for he doesn't work on
Saturdays well that Seth kids been
riding them ever since you stopped
letting Brian hang out with them yeah
it's been given a bad shifts grunt work
the toilet returns window will never
said a word I'm going down to that store
and give that little Ivy League punk a
piece of my mind Oh Judy I I don't think
villain appreciate you going down to the
work place you can stay in what's recipe
that's all I'm asking
oh okay sir I'll be with you as soon as
i'm done with this customer just take a
seat with the others Hey Judy what are
you doing here it's porcelain days how'd
you even get a parking spot well once
they depleted the giant gorilla a lot of
spaces open down why don't you tell me
Seth was being such a hard-ass because
it's my problem and I'm dealing with it
yeah but I'm the one who told you to
stand up to him I'm gonna go give him a
piece of mind no no no no stay out of it
it's not that big of a deal you work for
a living you take a certain amount of
crap okay if that's how you want to
handle it but he doesn't deserve an
employee like you all right if that's
what it takes to get some service around
here I'll lay one on you ok right you
with a guy who wanted to model that
could handle high volume uh yeah the
flume this
well look who's here Bill's real boss
you ground anybody today nothing against
you it's just that Brian was staying out
a little too late no hard feelings I'll
see you around oh you know what sorry I
took your son to a documentary when he
probably could have been at home with
your husband learning how to arm fart
Seth Seth may I tell you something that
might be helpful for you to know sure
you're Jack not excuse me how dare you
extra work on my husband when all he was
trying to do was be a good father listen
up Skippy bill may not have gone to some
fancy college or any college or most of
his high school classes senior year but
he is a hard-working working man you
shouldn't have to take your crap you're
nothing but a bully and bullies are just
scared little boys so even though I
everyone around here calls you sir or
boss or mr. casella they're all thinking
the same thing Jack nah i see well i'm
sorry either that or chasing him through
electronics and kicking them into small
appliances well I guess I'd better go in
there and try and fix this remember Judy
it's not cheating if I'm doing it to get
my job Oh Brian what are you doing here
I I snuck over to play dragon bought
with Seth and I heard everything you
said to him Brian I told you not allowed
to hang out with Seth anymore I know I
know but I'm dead why didn't you tell me
he was being such a jerk to you and why
did you put up with it because I'm not
one of these guys whose father's cousin
owns Berenson's I gotta work for a
living I just want you to know that I'm
dropping sent as a friend and I don't
care how smart he is I I don't want to
be like that although I am gonna keep
this jacket if that gives me shoulders
just like none of us is gonna seem
giselle you know they always joke down
at the Cinnabon that I might as well
work there I I'll go pick up an
application and a free sample dad I I
don't think you're fired really uh yeah
that's pretty shook up and he said
actually you could take the rest of the
day off as long as you take mom home
with you he's that it's very afraid of
her he's afraid of her he should fear
the man brave enough to marry her you're
pretty oh hello Tina suppose uh Tracy's
here to say some more horrible stuff
about me no Tracy's not my friend
anymore really you realized she was mean
and told her to take a hike no I have a
new friend Jeanie oh I see I suppose
this Genie girl is just as mean as Tracy
I'm sure genie is a nasty awful snotty
little smack face brat who deserves
[Music]
make me
[Music]
Tina why are you pouring two bowls of
cereal once for Tracy who's Tracy it's a
stupid imaginary friend the little
looser made up so she'd have someone to
talk to Tracy doesn't like that kind of
talk at all in Lauren at all that was
chilling Judy what Tina is doing is
perfectly normal for her age she's just
trying to fill a void in her life when I
was little I had an imaginary friend too
oh yeah as opposed to all the real ones
you have now honestly I don't know why I
come over here and take this kind of
abuse oh my laundry stuff Tina while I'm
up does your little friend once hello
Tracy that was me wasn't racing cap was
loose whatever helps you sleep at Judy
this isn't gonna be enough what are you
talking about us plenty for me but what
about Carlos
[Music]
Oh Bill Miller has just successfully
flipped a 70 seventh consecutive car
tying a record long believed to be
unbreakable fits sorry intense pressure
on the eight-year record on the record
held by me hey does anybody actually
work here I mean I've been standing here
for five minutes and nobody's noticed me
I'm sorry sir hey everybody check out
the hottie you happy now very funny you
know I learned at Harvard Business
School that a customer whose approach
within the first 30 seconds is eighty
percent more likely to make a purchase
I'll tell you what college boy will you
report us to our new department manager
he's supposed to be starting today and
he just started didn't it yeah I'm mr.
casella your new manager we were just
demonstrating how the super capacity
mega tag 3000 here can handle a deck and
a half of cards in one flush uh-huh well
that'll be good to know if cards ever
start dropping out of my butt well the
stockroom seems to be in order and Oh a
customer welcome to Berenson sir how can
I help you
you see now that's customer service
what's your name Maxwell McDaniel Seth
Casilla I'm your new boss well you know
you guys can learn a thing or two from
this man how'd you know I was napping in
the tub over there best Tracy seat
she'll be back in a minute Tina I'm not
playing your stupid Tracy game Oh Tina
my sunglasses how did these get here
Tracy must have put in there to save her
seat Tina she's not even real isn't she
God that kid is creepy stupid Fosse
Harvard son of it guy whose cousin those
Danson's got a problem Muttley ever
since that stupid kid Seth took over my
whole day's been helping customers doing
inventory plus it feels like I'm coming
down with something oh honey that's just
your body rejecting actual work I just I
just hate taking orders from some stupid
spoiled college kid who never sold a
damn thing well you said yourself he's
new in town and he doesn't have a lot of
friends why don't you invite him over
for poker night maybe that way he'll
warm up to you because when I'm drinking
beer and talking about how much I hate
him might hurt his feelings remember how
you didn't like your old boss and we had
him over and then everything was great
after that that's because I led him to
believe he might have a sh*t with you
know who it's because I led him to
believe he might have a sh*t hey you got
a raise didn't you
[Music]
okay let's see what you got boys anybody
b*at three tents oh I got the pair of
twos up and another pair of two's in
what a night I'm having gosh bill with a
great idea inviting your boss over to
play cards I can't take all the credit
we have Judy to thing by the way she
thinks you're cute yeah middle-aged
women love me well here you go guys my
famous six layer dip would have been
seven except bill had a can of corn for
lunch hey five-card stud nothing wild
all right say thanks again for inviting
me over guys it's great to just throw
off the name tags and treat each other
as friends right chubby guy who came in
late yesterday looks I'm just teasing
your fritz that's Fitz Oh could we go
with Fritz it's easier to remember yeah
sure so Seth how you enjoying your job
down at the store um it's okay for my
first stop out of college I mean it's
certainly not the kind of place I want
to see myself at 40 but that's why I
avoid mirrors well I mean it's okay for
you guys what's that for us to me oh I'm
not trying to insult you i'm just saying
you like simple things you know
Tina why are you pouring two bowls of
cereal once for Tracy who's Tracy it's a
stupid imaginary friend the little
looser made up so she'd have someone to
talk to Tracy doesn't like that kind of
talk at all in Lauren at all that was
chilling Judy what he is doing is
perfectly normal for her age she's just
trying to fill a void in her life when I
was little I had an imaginary friend too
oh yeah as opposed to all the real ones
you have now you want to see I don't
know why I come over here and take this
kind of abuse oh my laundry stuff Tina
while I'm up cuz your little friend
wants them hello Tracy that was me
wasn't racing cap was loose whatever
helps you sleep at Judy this isn't gonna
be enough what are you talking about is
plenty for me but what about Carlos
you
[Music]
Oh Bill Miller has just successfully
flip 270 seventh consecutive car tying a
record long believed to be unbreakable
fits sorry intense pressure on the
eight-year record on record held by me
ah hey uh does anybody actually work
here I mean I've been standing here for
five minutes and nobody's noticed me I'm
sorry sir hey everybody check out the
hottie you happy now very funny you know
I learned at Harvard Business School
that a customer whose approach within
the first 30 seconds is eighty percent
more likely to make a purchase I'll tell
you what college boy want you report us
to our new department manager he's
supposed to be starting today and he
just started didn't it yeah I'm mr.
casella your new manager we were just
demonstrating how the super capacity
mega tag 3000 here can handle a deck and
a half of cards in one flush uh-huh well
that'll be good to know if cards ever
start dropping out of my butt well the
stockroom seems to be in order and Oh a
customer welcome to Berenson sir how can
I help you
you see now that's customer service
what's your name Maxwell McDaniel Seth
Casilla I'm your new boss well you know
you guys can learn a thing or two from
this man how'd you know I was napping in
the tub over
[Music]
best Tracy seat she'll be back in a
minute Tina I'm not playing your stupid
Tracy game oh you know my sunglasses how
did these get here Tracy must have put
him there to save her see Tina she's not
even real isn't she God that kid is
creepy stupid Fosse Harvard son of a guy
whose cousin those Danson's got a
problem Muttley ever since that stupid
kid Seth took over my whole day's been
helping customers doing inventories plus
it feels like I'm coming down with
something oh honey that's just your body
rejecting actual work I just I just hate
taking orders from some stupid spoiled
college kid who never sold a damn thing
well you said yourself he's new in town
and he doesn't have a lot of friends why
don't you invite him over for poker
night maybe that way he'll warm up to
you because when I'm drinking beer and
talking about how much I hate him might
hurt his feelings remember how you
didn't like your old boss and we had him
over and then everything was great after
that that's because I led him to believe
he might have a sh*t with you you know
oh it's because I led him to believe he
might have a sh*t hey you got a raise
didn't you
[Music]
okay let's see what you got boys anybody
b*at three tens oh I got the pair of
two's huh and another pair of two's in
what a night I'm having gosh bill with a
great idea inviting your boss over to
play cards I can't take all the credit
we have Judy to thing by the way she
thinks you're cute yeah middle-aged
women love me well here you go guys my
famous six layer dip would have been
seven except bill had a can of corn for
lunch hey five-card stud nothing wild
all right say thanks again for inviting
me over guys it's great to just throw
off the name tags and treat each other
as friends right chubby guy who came in
late yesterday looks I'm just teasing
you fritz that's Fitz Oh could we go
with Fritz it's easier to remember yeah
sure so that's how you enjoying your job
down at the store um it's okay for my
first stop out of college I mean it's
certainly not the kind of place I want
to see myself at 40 but that's why I
avoid mirrors well I mean it's okay for
you guys what's that for us to me oh I'm
not trying to insult you i'm just saying
you like simple things you know you're
good simple people simple people that's
not a bad thing in fact hanging out with
you guys there's a lot more relaxing
than hanging out with my college buddies
it's nice not to have to think so much
yeah round here we don't cotton to
thinking no I do have a little thought
rattling around in my big empty head
right now
I'll do what we do in this house honey
screaming into a pillow Tara Jax huh
three lovely ladies I wind again that's
so great the rich get richer I'm late I
got a little held up at model you in but
there were no actual models their lunch
of geeks I was in model un really uh
what country were you lafia unlocked via
two small world you know why that's
funny uh-uh say is that the new version
of Dragon boss oh yeah I was just
playing at my friend a team's house I'm
hopelessly stuck in the forest of
fairies don't anybody say award that's
cuz you need the druid sword my friend
let me show you how to get it yeah
that'd be great then again I I hate to
bail on you guys Oh guys go fairy it up
well that was fun lost all my money to a
rich kid are you complaining about I
lost my name
what are you still doing here what's
going on Seth and I are just playing
dragon bot I've just been knighted by
the Supreme Council of warlords well
tell the w*rlord's your mom says it's
bedtime I'm afraid you have to go what's
going on your son and I we're having fun
your wife made us stop Judy let him play
bill it's a school night and I realized
that this your boss well you're his boss
you know Miller it is late and uh your
wife makes a good point if i were to
keep playing probably wouldn't make it
in on time to work tomorrow which means
i wouldn't be there to know who else
didn't make it in on time like you Oh so
we good hold on I just said that you
have to leave and he has to go to bed
but one late night won't hurt him Judy
Brian's doing great in school yeah he's
a real smart kid a real chip off the old
what grandmother grandfather it could
have come from us I mean he did he came
from Oz i'm going to bed and so are you
two judy judy let him finish the game
with my boss fine finish the game SAS in
case I don't see you again well you guys
have fun all right thanks dad so Seth
when you said I could come in late you
talking 11 sure 30 sure five no
hey it's okay have a nice lunch hours
the rest of us wooden back for some time
now come on Fitz don't be mad at me just
cassettes let me take a little longer
for lunch you don't want to put on any
weight because then you won't be able to
fit up his ass man you got it easy with
this guy you've come in late you don't
have to do inventory I'm surprised he
hasn't given you the key the executive
bathroom you bastard okay so I've
enjoyed a few perks since Bryan and Seth
buddied up there was your kid you'd do
the same thing don't insult me I can't
think of another human being on the
entire planet would use his own son just
to get ahead with a boss hey fellows
what's up hey Matt who's this oh this is
my little brother he's into computer
stuff and nerdy things Seth around you
are unbelievable you're trying to horn
in on my action so you brought your
brother to work I'm not his brother Shh
what my little homie is trying to say is
that technically we may not be blood
brothers per se but we're actually
participants in a Big Brother program
and when did you sign up for that
yesterday I resent the implication I'm
trying to give a little back to society
kids like Howard need a role model when
your application I said you were a
surgeon I was told you couldn't read hey
Sal want you to meet my little brother
Howard nice to meet you McDaniel's
family visits Arnel I'll accept on break
you heard the man get yourself no idiot
Miller listen I'm gonna be leaving in a
few minutes to meet Brian at the
cybercafe oh okay that's cool I'm just
telling you because it's a little slow
today and we're only gonna need two
people to watch the floor that means the
third guy can go home for the day hey
that's you
Oh
[Music]
Shh mom's asleep it's about time you got
home I'm sorry dad me and set them to
this cool documentary the imax well if
your mother finds out you've been out
this late she'll be furious get up to
your room would be quiet okay thanks dad
what are you doing get up there before
you are in a sack of trouble where have
you been I was at the imax was Seth you
went downtown on a school night dad
signed off on it oh my god he's smoking
dr*gs you told him he could stay out
this late to be fair that was before I
knew he'd get caught yeah I got caught
going to see a documentary unlearning we
don't like that around here okay that is
it you are grounded in no more Seth he's
a bad influence on you sets a bad
influence what you mean the guy with the
Ivy League education I should be hanging
out with more people like him I mean
he's only 23 he's already more
successful than anyone in this house oh
oh oh you better get your butt upstairs
before she runs out of oohs yeah don't
talk to your mother like that if I don't
get to you don't get just don't think
sucks oh I haven't begun to make your
life suck mr. and she knows how to make
a life suck
I'm just backing you up babe we need to
tell Seth that he needs to stay away
from Brian but Judy this has been a
sweet deal thanks to Seth and my life
work schedule I've been able to wear the
same shirt for days in a row less
laundry Judy win-win yeah we all win
when you wear the same shirt for days in
a row first thing in the morning you are
gonna go to work and stand up to that
little jerk can I wait till 11 sure 30
sure fine no it's a color with it was
Tracy but well maybe I can punch you
when you can pass it on huh ah no need
for punching Tina is the reason Tracy's
acting out around here because she feels
like nobody's paying attention to her I
guess Tracy
Tracy we love having you in this family
but you can't act out around here just
because you're lonely and at an awkward
age she says you're lonely old don't
really think tracy said dad no she did
she says that's why you're over here so
much you are over here a lot I'm trying
to help what'd she say I can't say it's
to me okay I can't believe they're going
into overtime I can't believe I'm gonna
miss it it's just not fair that sets
making you work as Saturday shift and
during porcelain days that's just cool I
mean it's an outrage you shouldn't even
go in I mean you can stay and watch the
rest of the game that's all it is this
was that bill just leaving oh yeah you
just left for he doesn't work on
Saturdays well that Seth kids been
riding them ever since you stopped
letting Brian hang out with them yeah
it's been given a bad shifts grunt work
the toilet returns window will never
said a word I'm going down to that store
and give that little Ivy League punk a
piece of my mind Oh Judy I I don't think
villain appreciate you going down to the
work place you can stay in what's recipe
that's all I'm asking
oh okay sir I'll be with you as soon as
i'm done with this customer just take a
seat with the others Hey Judy what are
you doing here it's porcelain days how'd
you even get a parking spot well once
they depleted the giant gorilla a lot of
spaces open down why don't you tell me
Seth was being such a hard-ass because
it's my problem and I'm dealing with it
yeah but I'm the one who told you to
stand up to him I'm gonna go give him a
piece of mind no no no no stay out of it
it's not that big of a deal you work for
a living you take a certain amount of
crap okay if that's how you want to
handle it but he doesn't deserve an
employee like you all right if that's
what it takes to get some service around
here I'll lay one on you ok right you
with a guy who wanted to model that
could handle high volume uh yeah the
flume this
well look who's here Bill's real boss
you ground anybody today nothing against
you it's just that Brian was staying out
a little too late no hard feelings I'll
see you around oh you know what sorry I
took your son to a documentary when he
probably could have been at home with
your husband learning how to arm fart
Seth Seth may I tell you something that
might be helpful for you to know sure
you're Jack not excuse me how dare you
extra work on my husband when all he was
trying to do was be a good father listen
up Skippy bill may not have gone to some
fancy college or any college or most of
his high school classes senior year but
he is a hard-working working man you
shouldn't have to take your crap you're
nothing but a bully and bullies are just
scared little boys so even though I
everyone around here calls you sir or
boss or mr. casella they're all thinking
the same thing Jack nah i see well i'm
sorry either that or chasing him through
electronics and kicking them into small
appliances well I guess I'd better go in
there and try and fix this remember Judy
it's not cheating if I'm doing it to get
my job Oh Brian what are you doing here
I I snuck over to play dragon bought
with Seth and I heard everything you
said to him Brian I told you not allowed
to hang out with Seth anymore I know I
know but I'm dead why didn't you tell me
he was being such a jerk to you and why
did you put up with it because I'm not
one of these guys whose father's cousin
owns Berenson's I gotta work for a
living I just want you to know that I'm
dropping sent as a friend and I don't
care how smart he is I I don't want to
be like that although I am gonna keep
this jacket if that gives me shoulders
just like none of us is gonna seem
giselle you know they always joke down
at the Cinnabon that I might as well
work there I I'll go pick up an
application and a free sample dad I I
don't think you're fired really uh yeah
that's pretty shook up and he said
actually you could take the rest of the
day off as long as you take mom home
with you he's that it's very afraid of
her he's afraid of her he should fear
the man brave enough to marry her you're
pretty oh hello Tina suppose uh Tracy's
here to say some more horrible stuff
about me no Tracy's not my friend
anymore really you realized she was mean
and told her to take a hike no I have a
new friend Jeanie oh I see I suppose
this Genie girl is just as mean as Tracy
I'm sure genie is a nasty awful snotty
little smack face brat who deserves
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make me
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Tina why are you pouring two bowls of
cereal once for Tracy who's Tracy it's a
stupid imaginary friend the little
looser made up so she'd have someone to
talk to Tracy doesn't like that kind of
talk at all in Lauren at all that was
chilling Judy what Tina is doing is
perfectly normal for her age she's just
trying to fill a void in her life when I
was little I had an imaginary friend too
oh yeah as opposed to all the real ones
you have now honestly I don't know why I
come over here and take this kind of
abuse oh my laundry stuff Tina while I'm
up does your little friend once hello
Tracy that was me wasn't racing cap was
loose whatever helps you sleep at Judy
this isn't gonna be enough what are you
talking about us plenty for me but what
about Carlos
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Oh Bill Miller has just successfully
flipped a 70 seventh consecutive car
tying a record long believed to be
unbreakable fits sorry intense pressure
on the eight-year record on the record
held by me hey does anybody actually
work here I mean I've been standing here
for five minutes and nobody's noticed me
I'm sorry sir hey everybody check out
the hottie you happy now very funny you
know I learned at Harvard Business
School that a customer whose approach
within the first 30 seconds is eighty
percent more likely to make a purchase
I'll tell you what college boy will you
report us to our new department manager
he's supposed to be starting today and
he just started didn't it yeah I'm mr.
casella your new manager we were just
demonstrating how the super capacity
mega tag 3000 here can handle a deck and
a half of cards in one flush uh-huh well
that'll be good to know if cards ever
start dropping out of my butt well the
stockroom seems to be in order and Oh a
customer welcome to Berenson sir how can
I help you
you see now that's customer service
what's your name Maxwell McDaniel Seth
Casilla I'm your new boss well you know
you guys can learn a thing or two from
this man how'd you know I was napping in
the tub over there best Tracy seat
she'll be back in a minute Tina I'm not
playing your stupid Tracy game Oh Tina
my sunglasses how did these get here
Tracy must have put in there to save her
seat Tina she's not even real isn't she
God that kid is creepy stupid Fosse
Harvard son of it guy whose cousin those
Danson's got a problem Muttley ever
since that stupid kid Seth took over my
whole day's been helping customers doing
inventory plus it feels like I'm coming
down with something oh honey that's just
your body rejecting actual work I just I
just hate taking orders from some stupid
spoiled college kid who never sold a
damn thing well you said yourself he's
new in town and he doesn't have a lot of
friends why don't you invite him over
for poker night maybe that way he'll
warm up to you because when I'm drinking
beer and talking about how much I hate
him might hurt his feelings remember how
you didn't like your old boss and we had
him over and then everything was great
after that that's because I led him to
believe he might have a sh*t with you
know who it's because I led him to
believe he might have a sh*t hey you got
a raise didn't you
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okay let's see what you got boys anybody
b*at three tents oh I got the pair of
twos up and another pair of two's in
what a night I'm having gosh bill with a
great idea inviting your boss over to
play cards I can't take all the credit
we have Judy to thing by the way she
thinks you're cute yeah middle-aged
women love me well here you go guys my
famous six layer dip would have been
seven except bill had a can of corn for
lunch hey five-card stud nothing wild
all right say thanks again for inviting
me over guys it's great to just throw
off the name tags and treat each other
as friends right chubby guy who came in
late yesterday looks I'm just teasing
your fritz that's Fitz Oh could we go
with Fritz it's easier to remember yeah
sure so Seth how you enjoying your job
down at the store um it's okay for my
first stop out of college I mean it's
certainly not the kind of place I want
to see myself at 40 but that's why I
avoid mirrors well I mean it's okay for
you guys what's that for us to me oh I'm
not trying to insult you i'm just saying
you like simple things you know