06x22 - The Finale Part 2

[bunniefuu]

All right, sweetheart,
everything's gonna be okay.

You just, just relax.
Just breathe and relax.

Dr. Reynolds is on her way in.

Now, Mrs. Sheffield we're gonna get you
a little something for your pain.

Not little, honey.
I wanna be "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"

Mr. Sheffield, if you'll come with me,
I need you to fill out some forms.

-Okay. I'll be with you in a minute.
-Honey.

Sweetie, I'll be right back.

Now, is there anything
I can get you before I go?

Well, I suppose it's too late
for a surrogate mother.

A little bit, I'm afraid.

Honey.

-Hi, Ma.
-Darling. Look at this.

Three generations of Fine women.

We are leaving
an enormous legacy behind.

I think it's more an enormous behind
we're leaving as a legacy.

-How are you doing, baby?
-Okay. I'm just a little scared.

I think it's gonna hurt, Yetta.

What's to be scared about?

Look what came out of me.

She was working in a bridal shop
In Flushing, Queens

'Til her boyfriend kicked her out
In one of those crushing scenes

What was she to do, where was she to go?
She was out on her fanny

So, over the bridge from Flushing
To the Sheffields' door

She was there to sell makeup
But the father saw more

She had style, she had flair
She was there

That's how she became the Nanny

Who would have guessed
That the girl we described

Was just exactly
What the doctor prescribed?

-Now the father finds her beguiling
-Watch out, C.C.

-And the kids are actually smiling
-Such joie de vivre!

She's the lady in red
When everybody else is wearing tan

The flashy girl from Flushing
The Nanny named Fran

This is so exciting.
I can't wait until I get pregnant.

Yes, you can.

So, Dad, what do you think
the twins are gonna look like?

Brighton, it doesn't matter
who the babies look like.

So long as they're
happy and healthy and...

sound like me.

Oh, God.

Oh, God!

Sir, I think the gentleman
sitting over there

is trying to get your attention.

Oh, God!

All right, old man, what's the matter?
Where is the--

-Where's C.C.?
-Seeing a doctor.

Trying to find out
why she hasn't stopped vomiting

since I proposed to her.

You think maybe it's happy vomit?

Niles, C.C.'s fine.
She's just a little nervous, that's all.

-Put yourself in her shoes.
-I can't, they're too big.

Hey, that's my future wife
you're laughing at and I don't dig it.

Listen, Val,
Maxwell and I were talking

and, well, we decided
that we would be honored

if you would be the twins' godmother.

You'd be honored?

You know how all our girlfriends

-always wanted to be Cinderella?
-Yeah.

But I always wanted
to be the fairy godmother.

Val, you do understand

that this doesn't come with
special powers or wands or anything.

I know.

Nanny Fine,
I'm afraid I'm making a terrible mistake.

I was throwing up
before I said yes to Niles,

after I said yes to Niles.

What if this feeling never stops?

Think how thin you'll be.

I'm just not sure
I'm making the right decision.

I'm sorry, that was another contraction.

You see, I'm over here having twins,
and I happen to be in excruciating pain,

but please, keep talking about yourself.

Well, I mean, I really do love Niles,
and I can't wait to marry him,

because I cannot live with this nausea
another moment.

Okay, there are your wedding vows.

Maybe we should just elope

and get this whole damn
wedding thing over with.

And there are your announcements.

Would you listen to me?
As soon as you say "I do",

your angst will disappear.

We can't get married without you
and Maxwell there.

And the children!

I mean, you know
how close I am to them.

Who? Macy, Bob and Nancy?

Yes.

I want you all there.

I'm trying to think here.

Nanny Fine, I am sorry.
I'm being so inconsiderate.

Well, you know what?
I am done talking about me.

The rest of the day
is about you, you, you.

I don't care how nauseous I am.

I am not going to steal your thunder
for one more moment.

We are gathered here today
to bring together two people

in the bonds of holy matrimony.

Come on, this is insane!

Her contractions
are only two minutes apart.

Yeah, well, I'm dehydrating here.
Move it along, Padre.

C.C. and Niles have asked to express
their love for one another

in their own words.

Funny, that's the same sound I made
the first time I saw you.

I remember it perfectly.
The year was 1962

and four young hopefuls from Liverpool

-were just about--
-Skip to the '90s!

Did they pop out yet?

Stanley, where's Morty already?

He's waiting for my parking space.

Uncle Stanley,
why didn't you give him your space?

He's my father.
He should be here.

What am I? Chopped liver?

Just breathe. Just breathe, darling.
Visualize.

Visualize mountains. Visualize the ocean.

-A swaying palm--
-It's not working. It's not working.

All right, well,
how about Loehmann's?

You're alone in the store
with your own price g*n.

I'm dying here, Monsignor!

Do you, Niles, take Chastity Claire
to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Chastity Claire?

That's a beautiful name.

Okely-dokely, we're about to have
two more guests at the wedding.

-Say I do!
-I do!

Push!

-And do you, Chastity Claire, take--?
-I do! I do!

I now pronounce you man and wife.
You may kiss the bride.

Nanny Fine, you were right!

I don't feel like
I'm gonna throw up anymore.

I'm so freaking happy for you.

All right, sweetheart, we're alone now.

Just you and me, honey.
Everyone else is gone.

Now, push, sweetheart, push!

Don't tell me what to do!

-Push, Fran.
-Okay, Dr. Reynolds.

That's it, that's it, that's it, honey.

-A little more, little more.
-Here comes the first one.

-Just a little more. That's it.
-Here he comes.

Again, again, again.

Okay. Okay, he's coming.

He's coming. He's coming, honey.
He's coming.

-Say hello to your little boy.
-He's beautiful. He's just beautiful.

Okay. He's got-- He's perfect.

He's got like ten little fingers
and ten little toes.

And the one little--

Well, don't you worry, son,
from an acorn grows a mighty oak.

Fran, you're doing a wonderful job.

I just need one more push to get
the next one out and we'll be all done.

One, two, three.

Three? Did she say three?
Who said anything about three?

Now, darling, push. Push!

-Come on, push, Fran.
-She said it.

-That's it. That's it, darling.
-My, I can see your little girl.

There's her head and her shoulders and...

-Come on.
-Oh, my God, she's got my mother's hips!

Say hello to your little girl.

God, she's gorgeous.

-She looks-- She looks just like you.
-Sweetie.

She sounds like me too.

Isn't that--

Isn't that.

Doctor. Doctor, can I hold my babies?

Yes, you can.

Okay, you two, say hello
to Mommy and Daddy.

Oh, my God. Hello, my darling child.

Here's your mommy.

Hello, sweetie.

Oh, my God, they're beautiful.

-Hi, sweetie. Hi, sweetie.
-My darling.

Do you have any idea how much I love you?

And I love you.

Sweetie, what do you think
if we named the boy Jonah Samuel

after my great-grandfather.

And we name the girl Eve Catherine,

after your great-grandmother?

I think that's a lovely idea.

-Can I see my grandchildren?
-Yes, Sylvia, of course, come on in.

Oh, my God, how precious.

I could eat him up.

Get him away from my mother.

Nanny Fine, you were right.
I feel so much better.

And, you have two beautiful,
healthy babies.

Now Danny, Jennifer and Howie
have a little brother and sister.

I'm sorry to intrude.

-Is Chastity Claire--?
-Hi. Yes, Dr. Taylor.

Hi, just want you to know
I have the results of your tests

and everything's all right.

I know. I feel much better.

We figured out what was causing my nausea.

Well, your intuition was right.

Congratulations. You're pregnant.

-Boy, that Eve sure can eat.
-Yeah.

And she's so blonde and chubby.
And those hips.

-We know.
-We know.

Flight 602 to Paris is now boarding.

You guys, I am so happy
that you're both going to Europe together.

Well, she's only going because Michael's
got that modeling job in Venice.

I can take care of myself.

Then how come you begged me
to go to France with you?

I'm scared of the Paris people.

Brighton, you--
Are you sure you packed enough?

I can't see how you could possibly
get everything you need

in one tiny backpack.

Dad, I wanna rough it.

Yeah, and he's only taking
two pair of Ralph Lauren jeans

and a Versace belt
in his Prada knapsack.

Flight 602 to Paris
is now boarding rows 12 to 32.

Well, I guess that's us.

Listen, your father and I want you to know
how much we love you guys

and how proud we are of the two of you.

And we're all gonna be together
on Fourth of July,

so this isn't really goodbye,
it's just au revoir.

Right. A couple of months,

and we'll all be together in California,
celebrating the holidays.

Don't go!

-Now, darling.
-I tried to be strong

-but they need their mother.
-Come on, come on.

Honey, I haven't had enough time
with them yet.

If there's anything you need,
anything at all,

you just call us, day or night,
anytime.

Even if it's just to say hello.

Ladies and gentlemen,
Flight 602 to Paris has been canceled,

due to the fact that
I'm gonna miss my babies!

Come on, darling.
Come on, they'll be fine.

-I love you, Fran.
-Me too, sweetie.

-Fran, I think you know how I feel.
-I love you too, son.

-You be careful.
-Come here, you.

-I'm gonna miss you.
-I'll miss you too.

Right now, I'm gonna e-mail every day,
of course, until I meet a girl,

in which case,
I'll really have no time for you, so...

So I'll hear from you every day.

-Well, we gotta go.
-Off you go then.

-Okay. All right.
-Have a good flight.

Have fun, you guys.

-Bye.
-Bye.

-Love you.
-Bye now.

Sweetheart, they've already been
in Paris for over an hour now.

Really?

And have you gotten a call?

Niles, from now on,
stay out of my luggage.

I don't like my underwear
ironed and folded.

I'm sorry, but when I got a load
of the size of them,

I thought they were mine.

Would you listen to us?
Married and a baby on the way.

I think it's really softened us.

What's the matter, sweetie?
You seem so quiet lately.

Well, I never thought I'd say this,
but I actually miss Brighton.

I mean, just having him around
makes me feel so much smarter.

I know how you feel.
He's your Val.

Fran, do you think I'll fit in,
in California?

Sweetie. You've got style.

You've got flair.

That's what I got from the nanny.

You're gonna be just fine.

You know, one door closes,
another one opens.

Well, as Plato said
in his observation of life,

"All is flux and nothing stays still."

Honey, you know,
you don't need Brighton.

You're gonna look plenty smart around me.

Okay, sweetheart, ready to go?

Your parents are in the car,
luggage is loaded.

-You all right?
-Yeah. Yeah.

I'm just gonna walk around a little.

Make sure we didn't forget anything.

Okay, well, let me put him in the car.

-Okay. Watch his head.
-Okay, I've got him. There we go.

Love you.

I love you more.

Memories

Light the corners of my mind...

"F" is for the fun we have together.

"R" is for the rummy that we play.

"A" is for the answers to my questions.

And "N" is for the nasal things you say.

Scattered pictures

Of the smiles we left behind

Smiles we gave to one another

Bellboy.

Brunette.

Can it be that
It was all so simple then...

-Are you okay?
-Wilbur?

No. It's me. Miss Fine.

Re-written every line

If we had the chance
To do it all again

No, stop it! No!

Stop! Stop!

No! No!

Memories

They may be beautiful and yet...

Have I let my judgment be impaired
by my feelings for Miss Fine?

-What feelings are those?
-Well, you know...

-No, I don't, sir.
-Come on, Niles.

But you'd feel so much better
if you just said it.

Perhaps you're right.

Maybe I should just admit that I--

-Knock, knock.
-Wait!

So it's the laughter

We will remember

What's that?

That's the nanny.

The way we were

The way we were

Frannie.

-It's such a beautiful place.
-Yes.

So much nicer than the one
you had in New York.

Love you.

As Yetta Rosenberg, Miss Ann Guilbert.

Val Toriello, Miss Rachel Chagall.

Sylvia Fine, Miss Renée Taylor.

Grace Sheffield, Miss Madeline Zima.

Brighton Sheffield,
Mr. Benjamin Salisbury.

Maggie Sheffield, Miss Nicholle Tom.

C.C. Babcock, Miss Lauren Lane.

Niles the butler, Mr. Daniel Davis.

Maxwell Sheffield,
Mr. Charles Shaughnessy.

And the nanny, Miss Fran Drescher.

Thank you.

Thank you, everybody.
Thank you so much.

Everyone here at The Nanny
want to thank you

for inviting us into your homes.

We appreciate the privilege
of being able to entertain you.

The entire cast and crew and staff
of The Nanny family

just love you for all your continued love
and support throughout these six years.

You will long be remembered.

-And so would you.
-Yes. Absolutely.

With much gratitude,
thank you very, very much.

God bless and think peace.
Good night, everybody.

So it's the laughter

We will remember