02x04 - Mabel

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Reservation Dogs". Aired: August 2021 to present.
Comedy about four teens in Oklahoma who steal, rob, and save in order to get to the faraway land of California.
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02x04 - Mabel

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(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)

(WOTKO SINGING IN MVSKOKE)

(SPEAKING MVSKOKE)

(SINGING CONTINUES)

(SPEAKING MVSKOKE)

♪ ♪

(TEA KETTLE WHISTLING)

(SIGHS)

(KETTLE WHISTLING)

(DRUMMING)

(LOUD, INDISTINCT CHATTER)

WOMAN: No big deal.

WOMAN : All right,
we got the fried chicken.

(INDISTINCT, OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

- Good to see you.
- Good to see you.

WOMAN: Potatoes?

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(CHATTER CONTINUES)

(LAUGHTER)

(SIGHS)

(CHILDREN SHOUTING OUTSIDE)

Hey, sweetie.

Hey.

Okay.

Want some coffee?

Thanks.

(EXHALES)

Shh.

Oh. Bang.

Got a pile of 'em at home.

- Okay, superfan.
- (LAUGHS)

- She got a pile at home.
- That's what's up.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

AUNTIE B: Hey, Charlie.

CHARLIE: Sorry, niece.

Mabel...

she's a real one.

I'm so sorry, sister.

She's in a better place now.

She's not dead yet, Cheese.

Oh.

Good.

- Whoa.
- Don't want to make the...

Hey.

Here you go.

What you want me to do with this?

Cook it up, sh*t. It's organtic.

(CROWD CHATTER)

Aho, aho, aho, aho, aho, aho.

- What's up, Big?
- Ah. (LAUGHS)

- How are you?
- Are you for real?

Well, sh*t. There's no more
seats around here.

Look.

- Brownie.
- Hey.

- Yeah, gotcha.
- Ooh, look at this.

- Oh-ho-ho!
- Oh!

Real tradish, Uncle.

Yeah, I brought the diet ones
for you, you know.

Hello.

She back here? I'll go say "hi."

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Cousin.

(SIGHS)

NARRATOR: Is it possible
that extraterrestrial intervention...

Look at that.

f*cking aliens were here way back then.

I think they were
the ancestors, the old ones.

I don't know.

Why would they come here and create us?

Sex.

Oh, sh*t.

Uh-huh, Teenie!

- Oh.
- (LAUGHS)

- Yup. Oh, it's been a long time.
- Oh!

- It sure has.
- Yup.

Let me take that for you.

(TEENIE LAUGHS)

Well, look who finally came home.

Cousin. Look who's still here.

Ah.

We good?

Yeah, of course.

(BOTH LAUGH)

- (TEENIE SMACKS RITA'S BEHIND)
- Oh!

(TEENIE CHUCKLES)

Holy sh*t.

You look just like her.

All grown up.

I'm Teenie.

Yeah, I... I know who you are.

Mm.

(CROWD CHATTER, LAUGHTER)

(VIDEO GAMES CHIMING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Hey!

Smells good.

Here.

Take these.

- (BAG CRINKLING)
- Yeah.

(MOUTHING)

Move! I'm your elder.

Enjoy that CD.

BEV: Shitasses.

BEV: Hey, B.

What's up, Bev?

Hi, Cleo.

So I watched Training Day all day.

Jumbo!

f*ck! It's Brownie.

- f*cking weedar.
- Oh, smoke it up!

- (LAUGHTER)
- Hey!

Shitasses.

(LAUGHTER, CHATTER)

Wait'll you see.
One of 'em has my earrings now.

One of them has hangnail, so...

(CHATTER CONTINUES)

Fawk she doing here?

Not even gonna help or say hi?

Probably just needs to be invited.

Jackie?

Come help?

Shouldn't have to ask her.

Um,

I've never made fry bread.

City girl.

TEENIE: Hey, watch it.
I'm from the city.

I can make better bread
than all you country-fides.

RITA: What? Like, gluten free?

TEENIE: (LAUGHS)

Come.

I'll teach you. Lift your sleeves up.

Take some dough.

Yeah, spread it all over.

♪ ♪

Gonna have to touch up some of
this polish before the night's out.

There you go, Ma.

(MABEL BREATHING LOUDLY)

Least she's going the right way.

(LOW CHATTER)

RITA: Don't have more of that.

I don't have any.

Oh, you want a drink?

- BIG: No. Just water. Thanks. Mm, mm, mm.
- Yeah.

- Ah.
- You ever get married, Big?

sh*t. Just to the law.

- Why? You looking?
- (LAUGHS)

I come with too much baggage.
You know that.

Sure. Shove it in next to my baggage.

Have to make room, but it'll fit.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

- CHEESE: Where you going, Bear?
- (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

Hey. Easy.

MEKKO (RAPPING): ♪ Grease poppin' ♪

- ♪ When the fry bread droppin' ♪
- MOSE: ♪ Uh ♪

♪ Smell it in the air,
got everybody stoppin' ♪

- ♪ Hey ♪
- ♪ From the fairgrounds ♪

- ♪ What? Yeah ♪
- ♪ It ain't the same ♪

♪ Them other people like it,
but us Indians complain ♪

♪ Give me the chili ♪

♪ Beans, commodity cheese ♪

- ♪ Pile on top... ♪
- Hey, everybody?

Uh...

Uh, I think we should say
a prayer before we eat.

Mm.

Uh,

Cheese, did you want
to say the blessing?

Me?

Um...

yeah. Yeah, I'll s... I'll-I'll say it.

Would everyone please stand?

Uh,

okay. Uh,

bow your heads.

Um, okay, saying a prayer.

Lord, the Creator,

he, she, they,

whatever your pronouns may be,

we ask you to bless this food and

the people that cooked it.

We know our friend Elora here
is having a hard time right now,

as her grandma transcends into that...

place in the great beyond.

ALL: Amen.

In a galaxy

far,

far away...

- Yeah.
- (THROAT CLEARING)

(CHEESE CLEARS THROAT)

In our grief, we come to you.

In your name. Amen.

ALL: Mvto.

Okay, everybody, hvmbvks.

ALL: Hvmbvkce!

Uh, hey, Bear,

would you take this out back?

Mm-hmm. Of course.

- WOMAN: It's more later.
- (LAUGHTER)

(INDISTINCT, OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

(HORSE NEIGHS)

SPIRIT: Damn. That looks good!

Oh! Hey.

Why do they give me such a small plate?

Are you trying to say something
about my weight or what?

Ah, it's okay. You know,
I'm actually losing weight

because of these spirit plates.

- (SIGHS)
- What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

Elora's grandmother's dying.

Mm. Oh, I know, I know.
That's why I'm here.

I got to take her to orientation.

But...

what are you doing here?

I... I have to be here for my friend.

Aho! Young warrior,
that's good. (YELPS, LAUGHS)

You're here for your friend.
That's good.

Does she know that?

I mean, I-I assume so.

- I'm here.
- Ah, yes.

That old Indian saying that,

"I'm here. That should be good enough.

"You should know exactly how I feel

- without me even saying anything."
- Man...

Hey, listen up, little fucker.

(SIGHS)

I'm trying to give you
some ancestor teachings here.

All the ways

back in my day, when I was
a young warrior on the plains,

I once had an engorged testicle.

Fucker was about the size
of a cantaloupe.

And I didn't talk about my pain.

I swallowed it,
and it got worse and worse.

And my friends... they didn't
say nothing about it

because we didn't communicate
with each other.

And then, that testicle
was the first part of me

to go on to the spirit world.

(BLOWING)

Ew.

My point is, your friend in there...

She's got that testicle pain.

That pain in her heart.

Her heart nard.

Okay, I got it.

- Thanks.
- Aho!

(SPEAKING MVSKOKE)

Where'd the f*ck that horse go?

IHS doctor said
I had that Marioko Aoki.

What the hell you say?

Mary-oko Aoki.

That doesn't sound like a real thing.

Yeah, it's very real. I suffer from it.

Lots more people have it
than is reported.

Like, haven't you ever walked
into a library

and felt like you had to go?

So, you're telling me
you got to take a sh*t

every time you walk into a library?

Yeah. Something about
those old books gets me going.

Got to take a big old sh*t.

I got sensitive bowels anyway.

Great.

Yeah.

WILLIE JACK: I don't get it.

She literally jumped you, bro.

Yeah.

She's lucky this is sacred times, fawk,

or I'd be giving her
my two-piece combo right now.

She never even met Mabel.

So...

once this all gets settled,
we're back on the road, right?

Cali?

Yeah.

Yeah, for sure.

(INDISTINCT, OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

Hey.

Ooh.

He ain't gonna do it now.

Hey, you guys snaggin' yet?

I'm .

I was a late bloomer, too.

sh*t. I was snaggin' when I was .

Church camp.

Group sex.

Jesus.

BIG: Serious.

Baptist.

Yeah, he remembers.

(WOMEN LAUGHING)

It was always "Teenie
and Cookie." Double-trouble!

TEENIE: We were so
hungover that time in church.

I looked over at Cookie,
and her face is green.

I'm laughing at her, but basically,

- I'm sweating out pure alcohol.
- Oh.

- (LAUGHTER)
- And she tried

to run out of the church,
but she didn't make it.

- She puked all over the aisle...
- Oh.

- Right in front of the pastor.
- God.

- (LAUGHTER)
- And poor Mabel was so sweet.

You know, she just always
saw the best in everyone.

She was so concerned that Cookie

had caught the stomach bug.

It was damn Fixico who gave us away.

He started talking about the
wine flu that was going around.

You should've seen Mabel's face drop.

She kicked Cookie right
in the ass, right out of church.

- Oh, man.
- (LAUGHTER)

But no matter how mad she was,
she still cured us

- with that big greasy breakfast.
- Ooh. - Oh.

g*dd*mn. Her hash browns could
bring you back from the dead!

Yes.

- Loved her hash browns.
- TEENIE: Right?

- Mmm. - Ah.
- Grandma did that?

Yeah, girl.

She changed after your mom d*ed.

She took it really hard.

We all did.

Yeah, I just couldn't
come back after Cookie.

Wotko?

I can, uh... I can sit with her
if you want to take a break.

(WOTKO SIGHS HEAVILY)

Since when were you sweet?

(CHAPSTICK TOP CLICKS)

Look at em'.

Just like we used to do.

Used to?

What do you mean?

Some of us are still here doing it.

(INSECTS TRILLING)

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

Pretty night.

It is.

Ah, it's always a strange thing...

Events like this.

Brings people together.

Seems like we all should have gotten
together before something like death.

Why not death?

It's the best time to come together.

Yeah, I guess.

Gives closure.

(TEENIE SNIFFLES)

Like, uh...

what if we all would've
come together after Cookie d*ed?

No one really hung out after that.

Really ended everything.

But it would've been good to see you.

For me, anyway.

Now, here we are.

Mabel's going.

I don't know. It's weird, huh?

It is.

Sure is.

I really don't know
why I'm here, actually.

I'm not doing a lot.

Sure you do.

We're here for Elora.

You're right. (CHUCKLES)

- All right, boys. All right, boys.
- Hey!

- All right, boys.
- Hey, fellas. - What's up?

- What's up?
- No, thanks.

I'm too short to get high.

- Ooh.
- Mmm.

- Thank you.
- Oh, you're so bad.

- Yummy.
- You're so good.

Hey, you want to come check out
those beaded medallions

I was telling you about?

Oh.

Can I take a rain check?

(AUNTIE B LAUGHS)

You got any cake left in that box?

- WOMAN: Anyone?
- WOMAN : No.

Sleeping with the enemy.

Da fawk?

TEENIE: So, who's single here?

Trying to find me a hometown snag.

(SNORING)

What about you?

You got a snag?

What? No.

No boyfriend?

Nope.

No girlfriend?

- Can't be tamed.
- (LAUGHS)

That's right.

She doesn't need any
of those shitasses.

Let her focus on school,

and she can deal
with those idiots later.

Dang, Grandpa.

Has anyone told you about
him when he was younger?

No. Teenie...

No!

We used to call him, uh...

What did we use...? Ugh.
We used to call him...

- Oh. Haj dog.
- Haj dog.

- Oh.
- (LAUGHTER)

- LEON: All right. Okay.
- 'Cause nobody

could down as many beers as him.

All right, let's change the subject.

- (LAUGHING)
- This one time, he peed in a dryer.

- (GASPING)
- (LAUGHTER)

All right, I'm out of here.

- Never said you did?
- TEENIE: Remember that?

- I'm gone. Goodbye.
- ALL: Oh.

WILLIE JACK: Hey, man,
the party's just getting started.

- Oh.
- (LAUGHTER)

So what you gonna do with the house?

Could use an update.

What do you mean?

Well, it's yours when she passes.

You're the closest with her.

I am?

You can make it your own now.

Fix it up, sell it.

Take the money, go to school.

Get the hell out of here.

When'd you move away?

When your mama passed...

I left, and...

I didn't know what the hell to do

so I enlisted.

I got to travel all over.

Got my degree out of it.

But I was here when you were born.

In that room.

Nobody could put you down.

You would just scream.

And poor Cookie was so tired,

so I held you

and rocked you for hours
in that room while she slept.

I should've come back sooner,

even just to see you, girl.

- (TV PLAYS QUIETLY)
- (SNORING)

You don't like me, do you?

I don't.

I'm not supposed to.

But life is short.

(TV CONTINUES QUIETLY)

Maybe you're not as bad
as a person as we thought.

I mean, you're here.

I'm here because my aunt made me.

No, you're not.

(SNORES, SNORTS)

- (BIRDS SINGING)
- (ROOSTER CROWING)

(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)

(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)

♪ I like to hide away ♪

- (SIGHS)
- ♪ In plain sight ♪

♪ Out on the highway ♪

♪ And drive forever ♪

♪ It's hard to see you doing so okay ♪

♪ Without my letters ♪

♪ Guess my words were
the one to blame ♪

♪ Now there's nothing to say ♪

♪ Nothing to say, nothing to say, oh ♪

♪ Nothing to say ♪

♪ Nothing to say, oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪

(PEOPLE SINGING IN MVSKOKE)

(GASPS)

It's time.

- (TEENIE SNORTS)
- (SINGING CONTINUES)

(SINGING CONTINUES)

(SPEAKING MVSKOKE)

(SINGING CONTINUES)

It's okay, Mabel.

Cookie's waiting for you.

(MABEL INHALES LOUDLY)

(MABEL EXHALES LOUDLY)

(SINGING CONTINUES)

(TEENIE CRIES)

(SINGING CONTINUES)

(TEENIE CRIES)

(CRYING)

(SINGING CONTINUES)

(DISTANT CRYING)

I need air.

(DOOR OPENS)

(PANTING)

(CRYING)

(SOBBING)

MABEL: Hey, shitass.

(PANTING)

I'm a spirit. (LAUGHS)

Crazy, ennit?

(SIGHS)

I just...

I just came to thank you.

That's all.

You did good today.

(SNIFFLES)

What now?

(ELORA PANTS)

Now I'm gonna go.

(SNIFFLES)

Don't give away
my blue willow dish set.

I'll haunt you.

(LAUGHS)

MABEL: Bye.

(LAUGHING)

(SNIFFLES)

(LAUGHS, SIGHS)

♪ Hear it like a pounce ♪

♪ Upon a peak, oh ♪

♪ Look at what the light did now ♪

♪ Bear it like a bounce
upon the beak, oh ♪

♪ Look at what the light did now ♪

♪ Land and water
and bird or beast, oh ♪

♪ Look at what the light did now ♪

♪ Shiny little band
or golden fleece, oh ♪

♪ Look at what the light did now ♪

♪ Look at what the light did now ♪

♪ Look at what the light did now ♪

♪ Look at what the light did now. ♪
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