06x07 - Messin' With the Kid

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Previously on "one tree hill"

Mike : Nate, Mike Wilson. Listen. I heard you were looking for the opportunity to play ball again.

Jamie : This is the coolest thing I've ever seen. You have to do this daddy.

Nathan : This can't be good for my back

Skills : Man that can't be good for nobody's back.

Lucas : You're coming back home.

Mouth : I guess I never really left.

Jamie : Can you help me make a cape? Quentin really likes mine and I thought maybe we could make one for him too.

Haley : Tell me where you live because I'm pretty sure it's not in shop class.

Sam : I live in a foster home.

Haley : Would d you be interested in fostering a child?

Brooke : Well I guess it would depend on the situation.

Sam : I've never had my own room before.

AT LUCAS'S HOUSE

Peyton : Luke! You should read this. It's really cool.

Lucas : Huh? My book?

Peyton : No. it's an article about moving in together. It says we need to have our own space in order to ease the transition.

Lucas : Way ahead of you.

Peyton : What is that?

Lucas : Oh it's your cage silly. I figured you need your own space. And look it's even got a little bed of hay. I know how you like hay.

Peyton : Luke cut it out.

Lucas : Come on. Get up. up. Man, Brooke looks hot here. Maybe you two could share the cage huh?

AT BROOKE'S HOUSE

Brooke : What? Funny I don't remember ordering bad Italian.

Owen : Sorry to bother you so late but uh, caught you buying drinks at the bar tonight. I know the license is yours but she claims to belong to you too. You have a 15 year old daughter? How long has it been?

Brooke : Not long enough. Thanks.

Owen : You are welcome.

Brooke : Sam?

Sam : Can you just yell at me in the morning? I'm really tired.

Brooke : I'll bet you are. Because being Brooke Davis is exhausting! I miss Angie.

AT MOUTH'S HOUSE

Millicent : Marvin?

Mouth : Millie, what are you doing in Omaha?

Millicent : What?! Oh my god! what are you doing here?

Mouth : I had this horrible dream where I lived far away from you and every time I spoke I'd say this awful catchphrase. Only it wasn't a dream. So I quit my job. again.

Millicent : For me?

Mouth : For us. Without you Omaha just felt cold and lonely.

Millicent : Do you feel better now?

Mouth : Now I'm just cold.

Millicent : Get in here.

AT THE GYMNASIUM

Jamie : Whoa daddy can fly.

Haley : Yes he can. Oh I can't tell you how happy it makes me to see you playing again.

Nathan : Thanks baby. You know it'd really make me happy to see you play again. You haven't been in the studio in a while.

Haley : Yeah well too much has happened lately To think about music.

Nathan : Well the deal was we both go after our dreams remember?

Jamie : Yeah mama. I like when you sing.

Haley : Oh you do huh? I hope you don't think I'm not cool, when I'm saying I reading for school

Jamie : Oh never mind.

Nathan : I'll see you.

Haley : okay bye.

Nathan : See you buddy.

AT LUCAS'S HOUSE

Peyton : Hey. how'd you sleep?

Lucas : Not very well. Someone hit me with a magazine.

Peyton : I'm sorry. I was reading an article in B. Davis magazine and I had a bad dream. It's about moving in together.

Lucas : What's so scary about that?

Peyton : Well "once you move in expect to find out You don't know each other as well as you think."

Lucas : That's ridiculous. Everybody says we're like twins.

Peyton : Okay you're right. And to make up for the magazine att*ck I'm making your favorite breakfast.

Lucas : Oh really? French toast?

Peyton : Pancakes.

Lucas : Huh !

AT BROOKE'S HOUSE

Brooke : Pancakes! Sam I made breakfast! Sam! Come on! Unbelievable.

AT JAMIE SCHOOL

Jamie : Ugh! cut it out!

Chuck : "cut it out!"

Jamie : Let go! you'll rip it!

Chuck : So? then you'll have two stupid capes.

Jamie : It's not stupid! I wear it for my friend Quentin!

Chuck : Then Quentin must be stupid.

Child : Fight fight fight fight!

AT LUCAS'S HOUSE

Peyton : "Just because he moved in Don't expect his stuff to move out." Apparently guys don't like changing anything when a woman moves in.

Lucas : That's not true.

Peyton : Oh really? That's funny. 'cause yesterday when I was cleaning I knocked over a picture of you and Lindsey.

Lucas : I ... uh ... I ... I thought I got all those. I'm sorry.

Peyton : I know I'm being silly. I just feel like a guest in your house. And I haven't unpacked any of my boxes

'cause I don't know where to put anything.

Lucas : Well does the all knowing magazine have a fix or does it just point out problems?

Peyton : Let's see. It says we should work it out by communicating openly, compromising and focusing on each other.

Lucas : Doesn't just say ... that we should have sex? Fine. How about this? Okay ... Neither one of us leaves Until you're completely moved in. Okay? I mean unless that is that my sugar mama needs to work.

Peyton : Oh no your sugar mama's her own boss. And she just gave me some time off.

Lucas : Okay. Then it's official. We are ... on house arrest.

AT HALEY'S CLASS ROOM

Haley : Haiku is a Japanese poem which consists of three lines of five seven and five syllables respectively. A good example of this would be ... My friend Brooke Davis, Blowing through my class like wind, Sam in trouble no?

OUT OF SCHOOL

Jamie : I hate school.

Dan : School was never my strong suit either. It's a good thing we're both handsome. What's wrong?

Jamie : I got in a fight with Chuck Scholnik 'cause he teased me about my cape.

Dan : I know the Scholnik family. You should tease him about his alcoholic mother. I just want him to leave me alone.

Dan : Yeah I know the feeling. I was teased when I was in prison.

Jamie : About what?

Dan : The point is that as a Scott man. People are always gonna be jealous of you. It's a burden we have to live with. Scott men are inherently better than most people.

Jamie : Daddy too?

Dan : Especially your daddy.

AT MOUTH'S HOUSE

Millicent : I thought we were past dressing up to impress each other. Does this mean I need to toss the footie pajamas?

Mouth : Well if the alternative is you sleeping naked yes. I'm going to the station to beg for my old job. I hope they take me back.

Millicent : They'd be stupid not to. You're a big TV star now. With your own catchphrase and everything.

Mouth : I'm sorry I ever spent a minute away from you.

Millicent : You just said a mouthful.

AT HALEY'S CLASS ROOM

Brooke : Very funny. I'm sorry I disrupted your class.

Haley : It's okay. I turned you into a haiku.

Brooke : Gesundheit.

Haley I take it things aren't going very well between you and Sam.

Brooke : She stole my I.D. last night and snuck out. When you asked me to take her, I thought I'd be getting little orphan Annie. Instead of singing and dancing. I have stealing and disappearing.

Haley Do you want me to talk to her?

Brooke : No. no I'll handle it.

Haley Okay.

Brooke : How do I handle it?

Haley You got to talk to her tonight and lay down some ground rules. She needs structure. She's actually a really bright kid.

Brooke : Fine. For you I will try. I just ... I need her to try too you know? Even if it's just a little.

Haley I think that's totally fair.

Brooke : Good. I'll let you know how it goes.

Haley Thank you Brooke.

Brooke : Yeah thank me if I don't k*ll her by tomorrow.

AT LUCAS'S HOUSE

Lucas : So where do you want to start?

Peyton : Well that's easy. I never feel at home until I unpack my music. But you know what? Maybe we don't have to. I mean we probably have doubles of everything right?

Lucas : Actually I don't like the Cure.

Peyton : How can you not like the cure?

Lucas : Well their music's depressing and whiny.

Peyton : Yeah and if it could squint it would be you. You do realize that the lyrics I spent all day painting at the river court were cure lyrics right?

Lucas : Oh yeah I know and I love the lyrics. I hate the music.

Peyton : I don't even know who you are right now.

Lucas : Come on peyton. Look I'm just trying to be honest. I mean there's got to be things that I like that you don't right?

Peyton : Yeah. Yeah okay. Now that you mention it. Your tattoo.

Lucas : What about it?

Peyton : Well first off it does not mean what you think it does 'cause I looked it up. Second Brooke has a very similar tattoo. Near her lady business. Now if you will excuse me I'm gonna go take my cure albums where they'll be appreciated.

Lucas : Like the trash?

Peyton : You see? We are totally different just like the article says.

Lucas : Thanks a lot Brooke

Lucas : "Friday I'm in love" isn't too bad.

Peyton : It's nice in here. How come we haven't moved into the master bedroom?

Lucas : You mean mom's room?

Peyton : No I mean the master bedroom. I mean she gave you the house right?

Lucas : Yeah. It'd just be ... Too weird sleeping in here as an adult.

Peyton : Who said anything about sleeping?

Lucas : No. definitely out of the question.

Peyton : Luke we are adults. Shouldn't we be in the adult room?

Lucas : Who's asking? You or B. Davis magazine? Hmm?

Peyton : Whichever will get you to do it.

Lucas : I would tell the magazine that my room's bigger. And I like it better. And I would tell Peyton that ... that I would do anything for her even something as creepy as sleeping in my mom's room.

Peyton : Then I guess I'm asking.

Lucas : Then I guess I'm moving.

OUTSIDE

Girl : When the stars goes blues. I love your music.

Haley : Thank you

Girl : Your album is one of my favorites.

Haley : Oh Thanks.

Girl : I even have a slot reserved in my CD case for your next record. There is gonna be a next record right?

Haley : I hope so.

Girl : I hope so too. Your voice is incredible.

Haley : You're not so bad yourself. You don't have a CD I can buy do you?

Girl : No no. I ... I just do this for fun. But it must be amazing to sing for a living.

Haley : It used to be. So much has been going on lately music doesn't seem to matter much.

Girl : That's too bad because it matters to a lot of other people.

Haley : Well it looks like your music matters a lot too. You don't want to keep your fans waiting.

Girl : Neither do you.

AT MOUTH'S OFFICE

Mouth : Hi Chris. I wanted to talk to you about how we left things.

Chris : Just hear me out. I know that Omaha's a bigger market, but this is your home.

Mouth : I agree which is why ...

Chris : What'll it take? We need you.

Mouth : Well I could use an office better snacks in the lunch room and I had an intern in Omaha.

Chris : Done, done and done. Thing is we need you to start a.s.a.p. Like uh...tomorrow? What do you think?

Mouth : I think Omaha's gonna miss me.

Chris : Terrific.

AT SCOTT'S HOUSE

Nathan : Hey buddy. Your mom and I would like to talk to you for a second. Think you could pause that game?

Jamie : Not if I'm in trouble.

Nathan : You're not in trouble. We just heard you got in a fight at school today.

Jamie : A kid grabbed my cape. He wouldn't let go of it. He said it was stupid.

Nathan : Sounds like that kid is stupid. I mean a man should know never to grab another man's cape.

Haley : Nathan. Your cape kiddo is not stupid okay? When I was younger I had a poncho, that everybody else said was really ugly but I really liked it so I kept wearing it. And that's what you should do. If you like your cape you should just wear it whenever you want and ignore what everybody else says.

Jamie : Well what if he keeps picking on me?

Nathan : Oh well I can teach you how to deal with bullies.

Haley : And what your father means by that is if somebody's picking on you. You should just walk away. Right honey?

Nathan : Yes. Yes she's right.

Jamie : But I want to be tough like daddy.

Nathan : Why? If you can learn to walk away. You'll be tougher than I ever was.

AT LUCAS'S HOUSE

Lucas : It's not funny.

Peyton : I'm sorry. I'm only laughing because of how angry you got. I mean I've ever heard anybody yell at it before. Oh honey it is not a big deal. Doesn't it happen to every guy at some point?

Lucas : And it wouldn't have happened at all if we weren't in my mom's bed! This is your fault.

Peyton : Well you have never complained before.

Lucas : I'm talking about your obsession with this stupid magazine.

Peyton : Oh my god the magazine has been dead on. It has predicted pretty much everything. I just wish it would have warned me about this.

Lucas : Okay all right. Okay.

Peyton : What are you doing?

Lucas : Well it seems I've made a huge mistake. I'm calling Lindsey.

Peyton : Fine. If you think that'll help.

AT TRIC

Brooke : Hey. Have I been in tonight?

Owen : Was that a trick question?

Brooke : Sam? Have you seen her?

Owen : Not since last night. Why did she run out on you again?

Brooke : No. She's actually waiting in the car. I just needed an excuse to see you.

Owen : Sorry I asked.

Brooke : You know you're a jerk. I told you I wanted to be a mom and you ran away so fast you left an Owen shaped hole in my front door, and I never heard from you again. Not so much as a phone call, and if you hadn't caught little Brooke Davis Junior with my I.D. I still wouldn't have.

Owen : You're right. You didn't deserve that. I'm sorry.

Brooke : Whatever. You're still a jerk.

AT LUCAS'S HOUSE

Peyton : What's going on?

Lucas : "When moving in be ready for him to unpack this little secret. He wants his own space." If it's in the magazine it must be true. So you stay on your side of the line and you get my mom's bed. And I'll get the TV and the kitchen huh?

Peyton : What is this "the Brady bunch"?

Lucas : Just so you know if you cross this line You'll be admitting that this article is stupid. And that I'm right. About everything.

Peyton : Fine. Looks like I get the bathroom.

Lucas : Fine. I'm hungry. I think I'll go make myself some uh ... French toast.

Peyton : Oh it is so on.

AT JAMIE'S SCHOOL

Haley : Sweetie is that the boy that was picking on you?

Jamie : No. I thought my shoe was untied. Bye mama.

Haley : Bye sweetie. Excuse me could I talk to you for a second? I'm Haley Scott. I'm Jamie's mom. Jamie came home from school upset the other day. I guess your son was teasing him.

Mrs. Scholnik : Well you know how boys are.

Haley : Don't you think we should do something about it?

Mrs. Scholnik : No I think it's best if we let the boys work it out for themselves. So much better than tattling don't you think?

Haley : Uh he's not tattling. He's 5 years old and he just wants to be left alone.

Mrs. Scholnik : Jamie? Is he the one with the cape? 5 is a little old for a cape don't you think? Maybe you should do him a favor take it away from him and then he won't get teased anymore. About the cape anyway.

Haley : What is that supposed to mean?

Mrs. Scholnik : He's probably just a late bloomer. I'm sure he'll make friends ... someday.

Haley : Listen honey. If your little brat doesn't stop picking on my son not only will I give Jamie permission to kick his ass but I'll be kicking your ass right alongside of him. Got that bitch?

Mrs. Scholnik : I'd like to see you try little girl.

AT SCOTT'S HOUSE

Nathan : What happened to walking away?

Haley : I know but you didn't see her. She was such a bitch.

Nathan : Sounds like you made that pretty clear.

Haley : Jamie's been through so much lately the last thing he needs is some bully picking on him.

Nathan : He'll be fine. He's a tough kid. But you know what? I'll take care of it. In the meantime just try not to k*ll anybody okay slugger?

Haley : What are you gonna do?

Nathan : I'm gonna call his mom a bitch and then push her. Oh that's right. You already did that didn't you?

Look I don't know what I'm gonna do okay? But I'll take care of it. I'll think of something.

Haley : I'm sorry.

Nathan : Oh are you kidding me? My girl is a badass. That's hot.

AT LUCAS'S HOUSE

Peyton : Damn he's good ... Look what I found on my side.

Lucas : Oh no no no no no.

Peyton : You cross you lose. "Fergie I love you very much "and miss you every time we're apart. I need to see you ... soon."

Lucas : Don't you dare.

Junk : What's up?

Fergie : Lucas loves him some Fergalicious.

AT BROOKE'S HOUSE

Nathan : Hi Brooke. It's nice to see you too.

Brooke : I'm sorry. I was just hoping you might be Sam. But apparently all she knows how to do is leave.

Nathan : Is it that bad?

Brooke : I think she likes me about as much as I like my mother.

Nathan : Well we both know there's some parents You're better off without but you're not one of them. She'll realize that.

Brooke : Unfortunately she hasn't stuck around long enough to figure that out. Thank you for coming to check on me.

Nathan : Well actually I need a favor. It's last minute. It's a lot of work and I need it in two hours.

Brooke : As tempting as that sounds I'm still orphan deep in the last favor I did for the Scott family.

Nathan : It's for Jamie.

Brooke : What do you need?

AT MOUTH'S OFFICE

Man : It's my new hero!

Mouth : Hey !

Man : I've been here three years. I've never gotten a raise. You tell them to shove their job you get a better position a new office and a hot intern.

Mouth : Well I don't know if ... Hot intern? Gigi?

Gigi : Mouth!

Man : Wait you guys know each other?

Gigi : We were high school lovers.

Man : Nice!

AT JAMIE'S SCHOOL

Chuck : It's a bird! It's a plane! It's suuperbaby! Aw are you sad? Are you gonna go fly home to your mommy?

Jamie : No. I'm gonna walk away.

Nathan : So who doesn't think that capes are cool? Well if I didn't have a cape I couldn't do this. Oh by the way, that box right there is full of capes if anybody wants one.

AT THE COFFEE BAR

Brooke : You didn't come home last night.

Sam : It's not my home. Besides you said I could come and go as I please. So I left.

Brooke : That is not what I meant. I was worried about you. Sam ... I can't help you if you're not willing to be helped. Apparently you'd rather eat here than in my kitchen and you want to sleep in a car instead of my guest room. I don't know what to do for you. I just don't think this is gonna work.

Sam : It's okay. I'm used to people giving up on me. Happens all the time. See that waitress over there? That's my mom. One day I'm gonna tell her who I am and what a big mistake she made. Like I said I'm used to people giving up on me. Thanks anyway.

Brooke : Sam ...

AT MOUTH'S OFFICE

Mouth : So my girlfriend and I moved to Omaha but then my girlfriend moved back. So I decided to move back to be with her.

Gigi : You're so much more muscular than you were in high school.

Mouth : Yeah my girlfriend is really into being healthy so I am too. For my ... my girlfriend. What have you been up to?

Gigi : Going to college. I'm taking journalism classes. Having lots of sex. Oh and my mom had her appendix out last week.

Mouth : That's ... wow.

Gigi : It's so good to see you again. It's weird though because I was thinking about you just the other day.

Mouth Oh yeah? what about?

Gigi : Well I was walking to class and all of a sudden I thought. "I should have had sex with mouth." Isn't that weird?

Mouth : Yeah that is weird. Did I mention that I have a girlfriend?

Gigi : Cool. I do too. Sometimes.

AT BROOKE'S HOUSE

Haley : So Nathan told me about the capes. You are officially the world's greatest godmother and you've totally made Jamie's year. Thank you so much Brooke.

Brooke : At least I made one kid happy today.

Haley : What happened?

Brooke : I was gonna talk to Sam last night like you said. And she never showed. And I just told her I can't help her anymore. I'm sorry Haley.

Haley : No no. I should not have forced her on you. I just thought... If anyone could handle her you could Because you were a lot like her and you got past it. I thought she could too if somebody gave her a chance.

Brooke : Well I guess I'm not strong enough.

Haley : Brooke you ... you're the strongest person I know. You just gave up a multimillion dollar corporation and you seem fine about it. I wish I had your strength.

Brooke : My strength? Haley you gave up your singing career to be with Nathan Who was at least as screwed up as me or Sam when you got a hold of him. And now he's the best guy I know. Look it was scary. I was scared to death to give up the company. But it wasn't fun anymore. And now I get to do what I fell in love with design clothes on my terms.

Haley : Yeah. that sounds familiar. I met a girl who sings on the street every day for fun. It's amazing. She seems so happy. Music used to be like that for me and it's just not anymore. You know?

Brooke : Well then you need to make it fun again. Find what you loved about it and start there. You're too strong not to.

Haley : I will think about it.

Brooke : Okay.

Haley : You're definitely done with Sam?

Brooke : I'll think about it.

Haley : Good.

AT LUCAS'S HOUSE

Lucas : Oh that's just not fair.

Peyton : What are you talking about? Oh you know what? It's dark in my room so I was just gonna crash early.

All by myself.

Lucas : Well it's nice and bright in my room. Thought I'd do a little reading before bed.

Peyton : Maybe you should reread your book and think about the comet and how close it is but you can't touch it 'cause you're stubborn.

Lucas : Maybe I will. I love my book.

Peyton : Good. Good. I love sleeping naked.

Lucas : Damn she's good.

AT SCOTT'S HOUSE

Jamie : And then daddy jumped feet and dunked the ball. I was the most popular kid in school. I even got six girls' digits like uncle skills taught me.

Haley : Really? Uncle skills? Well I'll be having a conversation with uncle Skills.

Nathan : Get used to being popular. You're a Scott boy.

Jamie : Mama why don't you wear your poncho anymore?

Haley : I think one day I just outgrew it. Good night buddy. Good night.

Nathan : I haven't told you how proud of you I am for walking away today.

Jamie : I didn't want to But you said it would make me tough.

Nathan : It does. It took me a long time to learn that lesson. Those kids teased you about your cape and you wore it anyway. They wanted to fight you and you just walked away. See there's leaders and there's followers and you are a leader.

Jamie : I wouldn't have fought him but he said Quentin was stupid and Quentin was not stupid. Quentin was my friend.

Nathan : That's right. He was your friend and he would be proud of you too. Good night buddy.

OUTSIDE

Brooke : Trust me Backseats are not meant for sleeping.

Sam : What are you doing here?

Brooke : I thought I'd crash at your place tonight. I know what it feels like to have parents who give up on you. I had one who ignored me and one who resented me. And sometimes I feel like I'd be better off if I never had parents at all.

Sam : No you wouldn't.

Brooke : Sam I don't want to make the same mistakes our parents made. I want you to move in with me on an official foster home basis if you want to.

Sam : What's the catch?

Brooke : There's no catch. There are rules. Breakfast is at 7a.m. sharp. And no more stealing my stuff or anyone else's but mostly mine. Deal?

Sam : Deal. That is the last thing. I promise.

AT SCOTT'S HOUSE

Haley : What you did for Jamie was amazing.

Nathan : I didn't do that for Jamie. I did that for chuck's mom. I was afraid you were gonna k*ll her.

Haley : Well you saved the day for everyone like a big old superhero. You don't need a sidekick do you?

Nathan : A sidekick? No. oh! No I think tomorrow I'll go back to being mild-mannered slamball player Nathan Scott.

Haley : I wouldn't call you mild-mannered.

Nathan : What about you? What are you doing tomorrow?

Haley : I think I'm in the mood to do some singing.

Nathan : It's about time.

AT BROOKE'S HOUSE

Brooke : I tell you to stay and you disappear. I tell you to get lost and you're at my doorstep. Apparently you have everything backwards so come on in.

Owen : Wait, wait ... wait. hey can ... Can we talk?

Brooke : Sure. How have you been? there we talked. Now if you don't mind it's late And I have a young girl sleeping inside.

Owen : I just want a chance to explain myself.

Brooke : Fine. Explain.

Owen : Look I got freaked out when you mentioned the baby. I had a horrible childhood. Then I get addicted to heroin really early on. Now I avoid anything more responsible than making drinks. The thought of me being a father is just too much.

Brooke : I never asked you to be the father.

Owen : I know, but if you ever did ... I know I wouldn't be any good at it. So I disappeared. And you have every right to be mad at me. And I'm sorry.

Brooke : Have you ever considered that going through all those awful experiences is exactly what would make you a good father someday? I've seen you be responsible with Rachel and caring with Jamie. You even brought Sam home and she's a total stranger to you.

Owen : Well truth be told I just brought her home 'cause I wanted to see you.

Brooke : Okay, well, if she's at the bar tonight then bring her home and you will see me again.

Owen : Then I hope she's in the drinking mood. But if not then, I hope the real Brooke Davis will stop by. I promise you. I won't go anywhere this time.

Brooke : I'll think about it ... Jerk.

AT LUCAS'S HOUSE

Lucas : You know I read somewhere that you should never go to bed angry. Now it wasn't B. Davis magazine

So I'm not sure if it's very valid.

Peyton : I'm not angry. In fact I've actually had fun these last few days playing around. Especially since I've been winning.

Lucas : Before you get too excited may I remind you that your moving boxes were on my side of the line.

Peyton : What'd you do?

Lucas : Well I just unpacked some of your stuff. I found a really great picture to replace the one of Lindsey.

Peyton : Oh Luke that is sweet. Of course you went through my art again without asking permission.

Lucas : My side my art babe.

Peyton : I think I'm starting to like your side better.

Lucas : I was about to say the same thing.

Peyton : Let's be on the same side again.

Lucas : I really have to go to the bathroom.

Peyton : Oh my god I'm starving.

AT MOUTH'S HOUSE

Millicent : Mm somebody smells good. hot date?

Mouth : No? why? it's just work.

Millicent : Touchy touchy. I'm just saying you smell good. I'd say you look good too but I don't want to get hit.

Mouth : Well go ahead. risk it.

Millicent : So how was your first day back? Was everyone happy to see you?

Mouth : Some of them.

Millicent : Well I'm thrilled to have you back. So do you have your new tree hill catchphrase yet?

Mouth : I don't think I'm gonna need one

Millicent : Oh sure you will. How about "mouthing off from the hill"?

Mouth : No.

Millicent : "if a tree falls your mouth will make a sound"?

Mouth : Please stop.

Millicent : Or what about

Mouth : How's this? "I'm Marvin McFadden and I am so glad I'm back here with you."

Millicent : I love it.

AT JAMIE'S SCHOOL

Jamie : Bye grandpa!

Dan : See you buddy.

Ms. Scholnik : Bye honey.

Dan : Ms. Scholnik ... Dan Scott. Jamie's grandfather. That's a cute kid. Well kid anyway. You know I hear he and Jamie got in a little scuffle the other day. I sure hope they work out.

Ms. Scholnik : You know what? I think they already have.

Dan : You know I'd love to join you for your morning drink but I'm late for a meeting with my parole officer. m*rder.

OUTSIDE

Girl : Hey! Tell me you're on your way to the studio to make your new record.

Haley : Uh actually I was thinking about doing singing for fun today. What do you think? you up for a duet?

Girl : Are you kidding? I would be honored.

Haley : Great. What do you want to play?

Girl : Uh how about this one?

** I'm the girl with the best intentions ** something I should probably mention ** I like to get just what I paid for ** So i pay and I get and I pay and want some more, more, more ** And I want something that I want **

Something I tell myself I need ** Something that I want ** I need everything I see *** I'm a girl who's got a notion **

AT BROOKE'S HOUSE

Brooke : Sam! Breakfast!

** I'm not gonna show you my magic potion ** I could shop till I drop right to the floor ** And I get right up and I want some more, more, more ** And I want something that I want **

Sam : You said breakfast at 7. It 7 ... ** Something I tell myself I need**

** Something that I want **

Brooke : It's a start.

** I need everything I see (everything I see) **

AT LUCAS'S HOUSE

Peyton : Breakfast!

Lucas : Well your stuff is unpacked. The tape is gone. And the house is officially both of ours.

Peyton : Perfect timing. I made waffles.

Lucas : I love waffles.

Peyton : I do too. Plus I got the recipe from B. Davis magazine. So you know it'll be good.

Lucas : You better enjoy them because um ... I canceled your subscription.

Peyton : What?!

Lucas : Holy cow. I forgot there was a world outside the house.

Fergie : Hey Luke. I got your text.

Peyton : Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!

** And I want something that I want ** Something I tell myself I need ** Something that I want **

AT JAMIE'S SCHOOL

Chuck : Hey Jamie! Did your dad bring you to school? He's the coolest!

Jamie : Yeah Scott's rule. Yeah.

Chuck : Do you want to play kickball? You can be on my team.

Jamie : Whoa chuck slow your roll. Maybe another time.

Chuck : Why aren't you wearing your cape?

Jamie : Well some people lead and some people follow.