08x07 - And One to Grow On/Seems Like Old Times/I'll Never Forget What's Her Name

[bunniefuu]

♪♪

♪ Love ♪

♪ exciting and new ♪

♪ come aboard ♪

♪ we're expecting you ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ life's sweetest reward ♪

♪ let it flow ♪

♪ it floats back to you ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ soon will be making
another run ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ promises something
for everyone ♪

♪ set a course for adventure ♪

♪ your mind on a new romance ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ won't hurt anymore ♪

♪ it's an open smile ♪

♪ on a friendly shore ♪

♪ it's lo-o-o-ove ♪

♪ welcome aboard,
it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪

♪♪

Hey, everybody,
you guys hear?

April's coming.
-Huh, that's odd.

I thought April usually
came right after march.

No, no, no, no, no.
No, April Lopez.

Who is April Lopez?

Oh, that's right,
you and ace never met her.

Well, let's see,
how can I describe April?

If you took the beauty
of acapulco,

the charm
of puerto vallarta...

[ Spanish accent ]
And enough hot chili powder

to launch the space shuttle,
huh?

That's April Lopez.

That sounds like
a spicy dish.

I can't wait to meet her.

Well, you may not have to wait
too long.

[ Spanish accent ] Wow!
Hola amigo! Capitán! Capitán!

April. Mwah!

Smooch.

Gopher.

Smoochie, smoochie.

Oh, April, these are our new
crew members, Judy and ace.

-Mucho gusto.
-Mucho gusto.

Okay, April, over here.
Here we go.

Flash those pearlies.

Flash my what?

Smile.

Okay.

Great, thank you.

Oh, I have
a great surprise.

April's going to teach
aerobics.

She's our new fitness
instructor.

Oh, that's great. It's too bad
I'm in such good shape.

Hey, by the way,
if I want to keep my job,

I'd better go
and get ready, okay?

And then, Jane Fonda,
see if you can do that, ah.

[ Squeals ]

I love my job.

I'm going to love it.
I love you.

I love my job.

Who is that
little hot tamale?

That is April Lopez.

She's gonna
teach exercise classes.

I can believe that.

She's already got
my heart b*ating faster.

[ Chuckles ]

Oh, allow me, please.

Hello.

Brandon, am I going to have
spend the entire cruise

watching you flit
from one meaningless encounter

to another?

Oh, brother dear,
when are you gonna learn?

It's love
that makes the world go around.

And when are you
going to learn

that money is more important
than love?

-Oh, clayborn.
-Gentlemen, can I help you?

Yeah, perhaps you can.

My brother and I were just
discussing

the relative merits
of love and money.

Oh, I wish I could shed
some light,

but at the moment
I'm a little short on both.

Believe me, it's money
that makes the world go 'round.

Yeah?
I'll bet she doesn't think so.

Got a thousand
you're prepared to lose?

You're on.

Excuse me, miss.

Maybe you can help my brother
and I with a little argument.

What do you think
is more important?

Love or money?

Money, of course.

Please,
I'll run a tab for you.

It's a long cruise.

♪♪

Excuse me, sir.
Are you all right?

Oh, oh, hello.

Harold Fleming,
investigative reporter.

Really? A reporter?

Are you on the trail
of a big story?

Young lady, I've covered
every corner of this globe,

reporting on every w*r known
to modern man.

Those were big stories,

but this will be
the story of the century.

Well, how exciting!

Well, what paper
do you work for?

I don't.
They put me out to pasture.

But once I win
the pulitzer prize

for this story,
I'll be an ace reporter again.

There she is.

Who is she?

Harold: No telling what
she's calling herself this time.

Oh, she's traveling
incognito?

She sure is.

Please be careful,
gentlemen.

That trunk contains
a lifetime of memories.

You might say
it's all I have left.

Watch a maestro in action.

Excuse me.

Yes, welcome aboard.

I'm captain stubing.

Oh,
I'm Ms. Sarah Webster.

Aren't you a little young
to be captain?

Ms. Webster, I think you and I
will get along just fine.

This is our chief barman,
Isaac Washington.

-How do you do?
-How do you do?

Speaking of young,
I'm gonna have to see your I.D.

Before
I serve you a drink.

Excuse me.

Could you please tell me
where my cabin is?

I'm in
on the promenade deck.

That cabin is just
through those doors.

The stewards will show
you the way.

Excuse me.

Ms. Webster, my name
is Harold Fleming.

It would be my pleasure
to escort someone

as lovely as you
to your cabin.

Oh, thank you.

You must be quite a world
traveler, judging by your trunk.

On second thought, I think
perhaps we can find our way

by ourselves.

I have just seen
a living ghost.

A ghost?

And her secret
is in that trunk.

♪♪

[ Foghorn blares ]

♪♪

Oh, clayborn, how can you look
at all these beautiful women

and tell me that money is
more important than romance?

Easily. What you don't seem
to understand,

my little brother,
is that --

hold it. Hold it.

I can see my charm's
had a delayed reaction.

Hi.
I was hoping I'd see you again.

Uh, hello.
Aren't you clayborn sommerville?

Why, yes.

I thought I recognized you,

from your pictures
in the financial pages.

Oh, I'm Anne loring.

How do you do?

And I think I've got
a business proposition

you just might be
interested in.

Well, I'm always interested
in a proposition.

Of the business sort,
that is.

Excuse me, miss.

My brother and I
are on vacation.

It's hardly the time
for business.

Oh, I'm sorry.
Well, perhaps another time.

I don't think
your charm was delayed.

I think it was derailed.

[ Clears throat ]

Good afternoon,
Ms. Webster.

What can I do for you,
Mr. Fleming?

Well, you could have dinner
with me tonight.

I always dine alone.

Hi, Mr. Fleming.

Hi.
-Oh, Vicki.

Would you have dinner with me
if I asked you to?

Of course.

If a very attractive teenager
finds me irresistible,

how can you not,
Ms. Webster?

I, uh, like your audacity
and your charm.

Perhaps, uh,
I will have dinner with you.

My day began
with meeting you,

and now my evening
will be complete.

You may call
for me at :.

I'll be at your door
at :.

Thanks, kiddo.

Sure.

I like your audacity,
Mr. Fleming, and your charm.

[ Chuckles ]

April: Ladies and gentlemen,
señores y señoritas,

this is April Lopez.

My aerobics class will start on
the lido deck in minutes.

I will help you
to lose those extra pounds

so you will never
find them again.

Hasta luego, everybody.

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro.

Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Do you feel it?

It's good to run.

My next exercise is fantastic
for the abdominal muscles.

Are we ready?
And down we go.

Follow me.
Uno, dos, tres,

cuatro, cinco, seis,

siete, ocho,
and there we go.

[ Speaking Spanish ]

Okay, it was beautiful.

Basta. Basta.

In English means it's enough.

Thank you,
you did a beautiful job.

Hi, beautiful.

Hey, hey,
siesta is over.

Let's come back here
right now.

I was wondering --

you can only stay here
if you want to exercise.

-I just got to ask you --
-i am teaching!

Come on, let's doing
some jumping Jack, okay?

Uno, dos, tres,

cuatro, cinco, seis,

siete, ocho...

Would you please have
a drink with me?

I'm sorry, a teacher never
go out with her students.

[ Counting in Spanish ]

♪♪

[ Knock on door ]

Oh, you're early,
Mr. Fleming.

I'm sorry,
but waiting to see you

seemed like an eternity,

and I wanted to give you time
to put on this.

It's been a long time
since my last corsage.

And not so long
till the next one.

Just give me a moment
to finish with my hair

and pin on
your lovely flowers.

Take your time,
Ms. Webster.

Take all the time you want.

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

This'll be a piece of cake.

I believe, sir,
I am ready.

So am I, Ms. Webster.

So am I.

Thank you.

Gopher: Attention, please.
Main seating dinner

is now being served
in the coral dining room.

You know, Clay, it's hard
to believe we're brothers.

How can we be
so different?

Haven't you ever been in love
in your whole life?

I've been in love
all my life.

In love with money.

Okay, Clay, let's put aside
our penny-ante bets

and go for broke,
what do you say?

Name it.

I'll bet you
my last million

that I can prove my point
about love.

And just what are the terms
of this million-dollar wager?

Well, would you admit
I was right

if you fell in love
by the end of this cruise?

Me fall in love?
[ Laughs ]

Oh, little brother,
you've got yourself a bet.

[ Chuckles ]

Excuse me.

Ah.

I know you're on vacation,
but whenever you have a moment

to hear
that business proposition...

Well, actually, why don't you
join us for dinner?

Business always
whets my appetite.

Well, thank you.

If you don't mind...

I hate to be rude,

but I have other plans
for my brother tonight.

Oh. Well, then,
maybe I'll see you later.

That was rude.

Sorry.
All's fair in love and money.

Besides,
I have something else planned

to whet your appetite.

Yes!

Clayborn, may I present
miss Dee Dee Lewis?

Pleased to meet you,
I'm sure.

I've heard so much
about you.

You've got to be
kidding.

No. I really have heard
a lot about you.

Dee Dee,
why don't you sit down?

Thanks, Brandon.

Thanks a million.

Your million.

[ Giggles ]

You might enjoy a stroll
on the deck after dinner.

It's a beautiful night.

I know.

I'd forgotten how lovely polaris
looks over the ocean.

Polaris?

The north star, the star
that guides the traveler.

I'm surprised you know so much
about navigation.

But I suppose
a fascinating woman

like you
is full of surprises.

I'll try
not to surprise you.

[ Laughs ]

April, I've been getting raves
from the passengers

about your exercise class.

Well, captain,

if you can not get ship-shape
on a ship,

where can you get
ship-shape?

[ Chuckles ]

She's really got
the passengers shaping up.

Yep. But if the crew
keeps eating all this
fat in your food,

there wouldn't be enough room
for the passengers on this ship.

Oh, don't you worry
about us.

We're in great shape.

Yeah.

But you will be in a better
shape if you exercise with me.

Uno, dos,
uno, dos, tres, cuatro.

You know, I think April
has an excellent idea there.

The class would be good
for all of you.

Oh, we don't need exercise.

No, thank you very much.

We get enough exercise
just doing errands for you.

Well, I have five minutes free
on Friday.

Taking pictures
is all the exercise I need.

Finger's exhausted already.

Discussion closed, I want you
all to take April's class.

Good.

♪♪

Excuse me, miss loring.

Would you mind
if I sat here a moment?

I'm trying to avoid
that woman over there.

Of course. Sit down.

Thank you.

She's very beautiful.

Well, I suppose so,
but I'm really not interested.

Actually, I'm sure
I'll be much more impressed

with your
business presentation.

Then I'll have to
make a point

of presenting myself
to you more often.

You're a delightful woman,
Sarah.

It must be
the equally delightful company.

[ Laughs ]
Tell me about yourself.

There isn't much to tell.

I'll bet your life has been
filled with adventure.

All that's behind me now.

I prefer living
in the present.

But being charmed by you
in the present

is what makes me interested
in your past.

And being with you
in the present

is what makes me so interested
in my future.

[ Laughs ]

[ Drum roll, cymbal crashes ]

Uh, ladies and gentlemen, could
I have your attention, please?

Those of you who have had
April Lopez's exercise classes

know how great they are.

But for those of you
who haven't,

well, she'd like to give us
a little demonstration,

so let's have a big hand
for April.

[ Applause ]

Arriba!

[ Drum roll, cymbal crashes ]

Thank you, yudi.
Hello, everybody.

I am going to show you about
the benefits of good exercise.

I need
a volunteer "exorcist."

Anybody else?

All right, you.

Okay. First thing,
we warm up.

M-Maybe you're warming up.
I'm heating up.

Ooh.

Okay, now,
the next thing to do

is reach down
and touch the floor.

-The floor?
-Go down.

I can't.

Go down.
[ Bones cr*ck ]

[ Applause ]

Hey, I did it. I did it.

Okay, get up.

I -- I can't.

[ Bones cr*ck ]

Oh!

Oh, well, gee,
well, well,

you are a good sport
in a bad shape.

Thank you very much.
Thank you.

[ Applause ]

I got the best idea.
Follow me.

I am going to use
the crew.

-No, no.
-Oh, yeah.

[ Applause ]

Come on.

I want to show to you

how to really loosen up
and get limber, okay?

Take a good look at them,
amigos.

Because when I get
through with them,

they will never
look the same.

That's what
I'm afraid of.

Okay, is everybody
ready?

-No.
-No.

Stop, or I'll call
the captain.

Everybody line,
everybody line.

Okay. Give me a hot,
white tamale groove.

Come on, let's having fun.
Everybody ready.

One, two, three, four...

I'm getting
very sore...

One, two, three, four.

Uno, dos.

Gopher,
where are you going?

I'm going to call
the captain,

and wait till you hear
what I'm gonna call him.

Gopher,
go back into your line.

♪♪

Everybody,
move their hips.

Follow me!

One, two, three, four.

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro.

Ooh, ooh, ooh.

♪♪

I'm glad we talked,
miss loring.

That's very, very
interesting.

Your proposal makes
very good sense.

I think it could be profitable
for both of us.

Why don't you let me think
about it Toni--

oh, there's my room.

Let me think about it tonight,
and I'll get back to you.

Well, I'll be waiting.

Good night.

Good night.

[ Romantic music plays ]

Aah!

I thought
you'd never get here.

Who let you in my room?

Come on over here,
and I'll tell you all about it.

This is an outrage.

You get out of my bed
immediately.

Well, if you insist.

Uh, no, no, no!
Uh, s-stay there.

Um, uh, when I get back,
uh, I expect you to be gone.

Hey, you sure have a lot to
learn about having a good time.

Hmph.

♪♪

It's getting a little late
for me.

I really should get back
to my cabin.

Oh, please.
The night's still young.

Good evening,
Mr. Fleming, Ms. Webster.

Good evening, captain.

-Oh, um, captain...
-Yes.

Ms. Webster's very interested
in navigation.

Do you suppose you could give
her a tour of the bridge

and the ship's
navigational equipment?

It would be my pleasure.
And now is the perfect time.

Well,
I don't want to impose.

Oh, don't worry.
You're not imposing at all.

My father loves
to show off his ship.

All right, then.

Come along, Harold,
you started this idea.

Uh, now, I'm afraid
I'll have to beg off.

Um, a touch of lumbago.

I'll have to let you two
navigators find your own way.

I'd be honored, captain.

Excuse us.

Shall we?

♪♪

We meet again.

Well, I'm surprised
to see you on deck.

Uh, well, my cabin, uh...

Was a little bit stuffy,
so I came to get some air.

Oh.

Oh, it is
such a beautiful night.

Um, about that proposal
of yours...

Do you have
any budget projections?

Of course. I'll go get them
for you now, if you --

no, no, no, that's --
tomorrow will be fine.

Have you ever
been married?

[ Chuckles ]
No.

Never had the time.

My career
has always come first.

Only way to make it.

[ Chuckles ]

Or so I've always thought.

You don't think so now?

I'm not sure.

Miss loring,
may I make a merger proposal?

Certainly.

[ Clears throat ]

That was nice.

But I make a practice

of never mixing business
with pleasure.

♪♪

Come on, April, p-please.

Look, w-won't you have a little
nightcap with me, huh?

-Nightcap?
-Yeah.

Is that something
to do with bed?

No, no.
It means a drink.

No, no to that, too.

Hey!
There you are.

Stop. Just in time for your last
exercise of the night.

April, it's midnight.

Good.

Then it will be your first
exercise of the morning.

You have already had us on stage
for an hour.

Even my kinks have kinks.

Oh, wait a minute.
Maybe April's right.

Doc.

Maybe we could use
a little more exercise.

How about
running in place?

Good idea.

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro.

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro.

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro.

Cuatro. Uno, dos, tres.

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro.

Hey! Hey! Stop! Stop!

♪♪

Finally, the evidence.

[ Door opens ]

Sarah.

I -- I can explain.

This
is your explanation.

You were just courting me
so you could inv*de my privacy.

And to think I was
becoming very attracted to you.

Please, now,
there is an explanation.

I can see the explanation
all around you.

But what you think you know
and what the truth is

are two different things.

I have been following this story
for almost years.

Why couldn't you have just
left me with my memories?

Please, get out.

All right.

But now I know.

You are still alive.

You are Amelia earhart.

♪♪

Good morning, passengers.

We are now serving
our delicious breakfast buffet

on the starlite deck.

Hi, sweetums.

Sorry you walked out on me
last night.

But today's another day.

Brandon.

Good morning, clayborn.

There is no way in the world
that I would fall in love

with this woman
by the end of the cruise.

Or by the end of my life.

Want me to get you a plate,
dollface?

Really?

Okay. Sit down, Dee Dee.
It's over.

[ Sighs ]

So,
you'll have him eating

out of the palm of your hand,
huh?

You said he was difficult,
not impossible.

I'm supposed to pay you $,?
Forget it.

Stop squabbling
and pay the woman.

Believe me, she tried.

I gave it my all.

Well, I would have
if he hadn't said no.

Excuse me.

Good morning.

Morning.

I'm afraid I owe you
an apology for last night.

Accepted.

I'm prepared to talk business
if you are,

perhaps this afternoon.

Oh, well, I was planning
to go into acapulco,

but, uh, I can cancel it.

Oh, no, no, no.
Don't do that. Um...

Well, I could go into acapulco
with you

if you had no other plans.

We can talk there.

Strictly business?

Absolutely.

Fine.

I can't believe
April woke us up

at : in the morning
to exercise.

I'm so sore I can hardly
pour this orange juice.

What's the use of drinking
anything?

If she keeps working us
this hard,

we'll all be dead
by tomorrow morning anyway.

Tomorrow?
I d*ed this morning.

Any of you guys
seen April?

No, but I'm afraid
she's around here someplace.

Well, if you see her,

will you tell her
I'm looking for her?

And if you see her,
tell her not to look for us.

You know what that guy
Nathan does for a living?

He's a dress
manufacturer.

And he dresses
like that?

That's the problem.

He's not wearing one
of his own dresses.

Wait a minute.
I think I know a way

to get out of going
to those exercise classes.

Get the captain
transferred?

-Nope.
-Here comes April.

Okay.
Let me handle this.

-Handle it?
-What?

Trust me.

Que Paso? I have been
looking for you everywhere.

Your next class is supposed
to start in minutes.

Yeah, right.
Listen, April,

uh, something
that we want to fill you in on.

You know this guy,
Mr. Wittles, this Nathan guy?

Are you kidding?
He has been sticking to me

like a cheese
of an enchilada, ah.

You know why that is?

Because he's a clothing
manufacturer,

and he wants to put out a line
of women's exercise clothing

with your name on it.

Yeah, you should
spend less time with us

and more time with him.

He could make ya
filthy rich.

Rich.

That is a filthy
four-letter word.

But I like it.

But don't tell him
you know.

He wants it to be kind
of a surprise.

Don't worry.
My lips are silent.

Muchas gracias.
Thank you.

De nada.

Gopher, you're brilliant.
Sound mind and a weak body.

♪♪

Attempted burglary is a serious
charge, Mr. Fleming.

I was not attempting
burglary.

And Ms. Webster here
knows that.

I caught him last night
red-handed, captain,

going through
my personal belongings.

-Is this true?
-Yes.

But I was in the process
of finding conclusive evidence

that this woman
is the greatest aviatrix

in history.

She was the first woman
who flew across the Atlantic,

and who was later lost
in the pacific.

Lost, that is, until now.

Captain, this lady is none
other than Amelia earhart.

Amelia earhart?

[ Sighs ]
It is ridiculous.

Everything in that trunk
of yours tells me it's so.

You should see what she has,
captain.

A diary
with the initials a.E.

Clippings from earhart's
early flights.

Her goggles.

Hardly conclusive proof,
Mr. Fleming.

But it still doesn't give you
the right

to rummage through
another passenger's belongings.

Well, captain, I guess
my investigative reporting

got a bit
too investigative.

Are you ready to give up
this whole silly thing?

In no way.

I've been a newspaper man
all my life,

and that's long enough
to know a story when I see it.

But not long enough
to know a newspaper woman

when you see one.

-What?
-Yes.

I, too, am a journalist,
and the materials you found

is what I've collected
to put together my own story.

You're saying you're not really
Amelia earhart?

Of course not!

And if you had just had
the decency

to ask me instead of
sneaking around behind my back,

you would've
known that already.

♪♪

Well, I guess that ends the saga
of Amelia earhart.

Maybe, captain.
Maybe not.

Mr. Fleming.

Amelia earhart was lost
about years ago.

If memory serves me right,
she was somewhere in hear s.

And Ms. Webster
couldn't possibly be that age.

It's ridiculous.

Captain, cosmetic surgeons
are doing

some of the most
fantastic things these days.

[ Door opens, closes ]

♪♪

Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to glorious acapulco,

the fun and sun capital
of the Mexican riviera.

The temperature is a balmy ,

perfect weather for whatever
you choose to do

in perfect acapulco.

Yeah, April,
I'm glad you finally

decided to have that drink
with me.

It's only orange juice.

Well.

I hope this is just the first
of many drinks together.

[ Speaking Spanish ]

[ Laughs ]

Speaking
of exercise clothes...

Who was speaking
of exercise clothes?

I was.
Didn't you hear me?

No.

Anyway, they should make
exercise clothes

of cheaper fabric.

That way, when someone exercise
and they lose weight,

they can wash their clothes,
they shrink, and still fit.

That's an interesting idea,
April.

I have lots of good ideas
about exercise clothes.

You know, you and I
have something in common.

Really?

I happen to manufacture
women's clothing myself.

No.
What a surprise.

[ Laughs ]

You know,
I was thinking...

That you want to
make exercise clothes

and put my name on them?

Uh, no, no.

That we should go back
to my cabin

where we could both be
a little more comfortable.

What?

Besides,
I don't make exercise clothes.

I make maternity dresses.

How dare you!

Well, now wait.

I'll put your name
on a maternity dress.

You do that, and I'll put
your name on a maternity suit.

Ooh!

I -- I'd like
to apologize.

Why?

You're a reporter.

You were just doing
your job.

I didn't mean to hurt you.

It's my own fault.

I wanted to believe
you cared for me.

Oh, but I do, very much.

Not as much
as a news story, right?

That's not true.

I've been tracking this story
for so many years.

It's the biggest story
I've ever been on.

It's the one I wanted the world
to remember me by.

Good!
Let the world remember you.

I'm going to forget you.

♪♪

♪♪

-He was so funny.
-I know.

What was his -- Manuel?
-Something. I don't know.

He was hysterical.

And weren't those --
those piñatas great?

Oh, they're called
piña coladas,

and I think
you've had a few too many.

I don't care.
I feel wonderful!

Oh. [ Sighs ]

You know something?

What?

I just realized
I haven't thought about business

all day long.

That's the first time
I've done that since --

I can't remember when.

Oh! My projections --
I never showed them to you.

Maybe it's catching.

I had a wonderful day,
Anne.

So did I.

I've never admitted this
to anyone before,

but sometimes I wish I were
more like my brother.

Your brother?!
Why?

Oh, you're so responsible.

I can't imagine you
jet-setting around the world.

No, don't get me wrong.
I love my business, but...

It's been my whole life
for so long

that I've forgotten
how to feel.

Until now.

♪♪

Doc, this idea of yours
better work,

or I'm gonna be the first guy
to die of excessive health.

It can't be any worse than
your exercise-clothes idea.

I told her
not to tell Nathan.

Here she comes!

Let's put the stuff on
quick.

[ Dramatic music plays ]

Here, here, here.

[ Gasps ] Chihuahua!

What happened
to you?

You look like you
were shipwrecked.

I guess we overdid it a little
in your exercise class.

Isaac:
It's nothing.

We'll be okay.

Looks like your arms

are going to have to stay
off their feet for a while.

April, there you are.

Listen,
would you do me a favor?

It look like I did
too many favors to you.

Would you take
a picture of us?

In case we have to
sue the line.

My goodness.

We hope your day
in glamorous acapulco

was exciting and memorable

and that you enjoy
a bien tiempo

sailing back with us to
our home port of Los Angeles.

♪♪

Don't look so glum,
Brandon.

Yeah, what the heck?

It's only a million.

That's right,
and lucky for me.

You've won, my brother.

I'm in love.

[ Laughs ]

You two?

-Yes.
-Mm-hmm.

[ Laughs ]

Of course!

Why didn't I see it?
She's perfect for you.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

To all of us,
especially me.

Anne, this occasion
will only be complete

if you say
that you'll marry me.

Marry you?

W-- I don't know
what to say.

That's easy.
Say yes.

And the champagne's
on me.

Now that I can afford it.

[ Laughs ]

You devil.

Looks like
we're both winners, huh?

I much prefer my victory
to yours.

♪♪

[ Knock on door ]

[ Laughs ]

We did it!

[ Sighs ]

Hey. Come on,
you don't look so happy

for somebody
who just made $,.

Well, I'm not.

I feel so guilty.

About the money?
Come on.

A million dollars
is petty cash to my brother.

Look, there's something
you have to know.

I'm gonna tell him
the truth.

Why?

Look, what he doesn't know
won't hurt him.

[ Exhales sharply ]

I helped to cheat him out
of a million dollars!

So what?

So...

Look, you tell him now,
you're gonna risk losing him.

And what about me?
The bet could break me.

Well,
I'm sorry about that.

[ Scoffs ]

I spent months
working on this.

I knew my brother
would go for this bet.

I knew he wouldn't go
for Dee Dee.

She was the bait.
You were the catch!

And it worked like a charm!

Not for me.
Brandon, I really love him.

Could you just wait until
we hit the dock and he pays me?

♪♪

Can you believe it?

We got through an afternoon
and an evening

without so much
as a single push-up.

Doc, you are
a genius.

Well, my hippocratic oath
does say I have to save lives.

Yeah, but remember,
if April comes in here,

we got to be able to slip
into this stuff fast.

And if the captain
comes in,

we got to slip
out of this stuff fast.

Yeah. What happens if they both
come in at the same time?

Hey. You are not
hurt anymore?

I see that you've all recovered
from your serious injuries.

Gopher,
your arm is healed.

Thank you, sir.

Must have been
a miracle.

Ah, well,
we just did it

to get out of doing
the exercises, sir.

It was, uh,
sort of a joke, sir.

It wasn't very funny,
I'm afraid.

Because of your joke,
April quit her job.

-What?
-Oh, no, April.

Yes. She thinks
that she really hurt you.

Oh, April, we're sorry.
It was a foolish thing to do.

Isaac:
We should have told you

that we didn't want to do
the exercise classes,

but we didn't want
to hurt your feelings.

Yeah, instead of
not exercising our bodies,

we should've exercised
our brains.

April,
will you forgive us?

No.

Okay.
I -- I'm sorry.

My English is no good.

I mean yes.

-Oh!
-Oh, hey. Hey.

April, April,
I've been thinking

about that suggestion
of yours,

you know, to put out
that April Lopez line
of exercise clothes.

I think
it's a great idea.

Ah! Cuchi-cuchi.

That's what we'll call it --
cuchi-cuchi clothes.

Now give me five.

Huh? Oh.

Hey! Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!

Did you hear that?

I'm so happy.

Well, why don't you make us
happy and sing a song?

-Oh, yeah!
-April, come on.

Okay, let's go.

Ladies and gentlemen,
let's clear the dance floor.

We have a special treat
for you tonight.

You have been working out
for her.

Now it's her turn
to work out for you.

Our very own pacific Princess
exercise instructor

señorita April Lopez.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

♪ I been working so hard ♪

♪ been punching my card ♪

♪ eight hours for what ♪

♪ oh, tell me what I got ♪

♪ I've got this feeling ♪

♪ that times
are holding me down ♪

♪ I'll hit the ceiling ♪

♪ or else I'll tear up
this to-o-o-o-o-wn ♪

♪ I gotta cut loose,
footloose ♪

♪ kick off your Sunday shoes ♪

♪ please, oh, please,
pull me off of my knees ♪

♪♪

[ Sighs ]
What are you thinking?

Hmm?

Oh, I was just trying
to remember

what my life was like
before I loved you.

I am so happy.

[ Sighs ]

Oh, clayborn.

There's something
I must tell you.

Something I'm afraid will change
your desire to marry me.

Go on.

[ Sighs ]

I needed $, to get
my business off the ground.

And I plan
to give it to you.

It's a sound idea.

[ Sighs ]
But I met Brandon first.

You mean you knew Brandon
before this cruise?

I-I don't understand.

Please,
just let me get through this.

Brandon offered me
the money,

if I could make you
fall in love with me.

It was all a setup.

Dee Dee was just a decoy
to help push you into my arms.

I see.
[ Chuckles lightly ]

Then...you don't love me.

Oh, but I do.
I love you very much.

Then I see no problem.

Look at it this way.

You made a deal in which
you had everything to gain

and nothing to lose,
and it turned out much better

than you ever expected.

Now, I would say that
that's very good business,

and I would say that you're
a woman after my own heart.

[ Sighs ]

What about the million?

Oh. You know, I'm not as cold
as Brandon thinks I am.

I knew
he was running low on funds.

I was prepared
to give it to him.

Besides, a million
is a very low price

to pay
for such a valuable partner.

If you'll have me.

Oh, yes.

Yes, I will have you.

♪♪

♪ everybody cut, everybody cut ♪

♪ everybody,
everybody cut footloose ♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

I know
you're upset with me,

but please,

I have to talk to you.

Why? Forget how
to spell earhart?

There isn't going
to be any story.

I'm not
going to report it.

Of course not.
There is no story.

For all these years,

I've been consumed
with trying to find Amelia.

Now...

I'm consumed with you.

I'm in love
with you, Sarah.

Oh.

Harold.

Until now,
I've spent my life

trying
to recover the past.

But now, all I want
is the future with you.

Oh, Harold,
we're too old to fall in love.

Love is for the young.

I'm sorry
you feel that way.

Actually, I don't.

I just don't want
you to think I am easy.

Then you mean
you'll be mine?

I love you.

♪♪

Excuse me,
but who won the bet?

Uh...

Well,
I guess we all did.

Ah, that's what I like --
no losers.

Then we're agreed you will be
the best man at the wedding?

[ Sighs ] Wouldn't miss it
for a million dollars.

And neither would I.

Great, okay, here we go.

Over here now.

Thanks for everything,
even the sore muscles.

Sorry we're losing you
as our aerobics instructor.

-Great.
-Well, your loss is my gain.

-Right, partner?
-Right.

Well, goodbye,
captain.

Goodbye.

Goodbye, captain.

Whenever I look at the stars,
I'll think of you.

Thanks.

It looks like there's a new star
in your life now.

I came on board
for the story of the century,

and I ended up
with the fulfillment

of the dream
of a lifetime.

Aw. Oh, I'm so happy
for both of you.

Well, goodbye again.
I wont forget this trip.

Uh, Mr. Fleming...

Is she really
Amelia earhart?

There's a difference
of opinion on that.

I think she is,
but she thinks she isn't.

After we're married, let's
fly to Paris for our honeymoon.

I'd rather take a ship.

I always hated flying.

♪♪