Child's Play (2019)
CHORUS: (SINGING)
Kaslan At Kaslan, we believe that happiness is about more than entertainment.
It's about being known, understood, loved.
Introducing your new best friend, Buddi.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Hey, Buddi.
Let's watch some TV.
Okay.
Hi, I'm Buddi.
I can help you out all over the house.
Buddi can connect to and control all of your Kaslan products and smart home devices.
He can be your personal DJ, help tidy up the house.
Control your entire smart hub system.
Buddi uses advanced self-learning technology to constantly find new ways to entertain you.
Hi, Buddi.
I'm Ben, and I'm 13 years old.
(ON SPEAKERS)
Hi, Buddi.
I'm Ben, - and I'm 13 years old.
- (GIRL GIGGLES)
Don't forget your science book.
HENRY: He adapts to your daily routine.
Thanks.
HENRY: And finds ways to make life simpler by connecting to a host of Kaslan services.
Thanks, Buddi.
I need a Kaslan Kar pick up, please.
- (CHIMES)
- Your car is on its way!
HENRY: When Buddi imprints on you, he becomes your best friend for life.
(SINGING)
You are my buddy HENRY: And Buddi's state-of-the-art AI safeguards ensure that your children will always be safe.
(THUNDER CRASHING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Hey!
- (GRUNTS)
- (SPEAKING VIETNAMESE)
(GRUNTS)
(SNICKERS)
(SUPERVISOR CONTINUES SHOUTING IN VIETNAMESE)
(WORKERS CHATTERING)
(CHUCKLES)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR STEREO)
(BOTH GASP)
(CAR ALARM BLARING)
(FORKLIFT WHIRRING)
(THUNDER CRASHING)
(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMEN ON PA)
- Hello.
- Nobody told me the f*cking doll was ginger.
Okay, I don't think you're allowed to say that word.
My kid wanted the blonde one.
You know, that one.
Yeah.
So that one is the Buddi 2, which hasn't come out yet.
- (SIGHS)
- And it looks like you purchased the Buddi 1, which is this guy.
Listen, I waited three g*dd*mn weeks for this ginger piece of sh*t to come in the mail.
Okay.
Well, I'm so sorry that you didn't read the box.
And even...
There's a window, that you can see that his hair is red and not blonde.
Thanks.
Thanks for shopping at Zed Mart.
(DOOR OPENS)
(MUFFLED CHATTER)
Heh.
(EXHALES)
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
(DOOR UNLOCKS)
- KAREN: Hi.
- (CAT MEOWING)
Hey, uh, I was just...
Whoa.
You look like sh*t.
What happened to you?
Thanks.
And watch your language.
Sorry.
Andy, I told you to unpack those boxes.
Okay, I know, and I was.
I wanted to make a mental map of where I should put everything first.
You know, for maximum feng shui.
I think you were maximum feng-shuing so hard, you forgot to put your phone down for five seconds and feed Rooney.
You mean this busted-ass phone that we're replacing for my birthday?
Dude, I've already been working doubles to try to get you a new hearing aid.
I'm fine with this one, but this is my primary source of education.
Oh, my God.
I never thought about it like that.
Wait.
Let me see what your education has been getting you up to.
(GASPS)
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- (KAREN SIGHS)
Oh, my God, I cannot escape this doll.
- Okay, wait, wait, wait.
- No.
Gross.
This is staying with me for the rest of the night.
- What?
You...
- No.
You can't do that.
That's the only thing to do here.
There's literally an entire world of things to do.
Look, two kids standing in the rain.
That looks fun.
They could be anybody.
They could be serial K*llers.
Noodle.
We talked about this.
You said you were gonna try - to make new friends.
- (SIGHS)
This move is supposed to be a new start for us.
Tell you what, you don't have to unpack or do anything tonight, if you just go out there and try.
Give you your phone back.
Okay.
I'll be outside.
Really, that was it?
(BOYS LAUGHING)
(BOY SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
(BOYS EXCLAIMING AND LAUGHING)
(OBJECT CLATTERING)
WOMAN: We picked this up three weeks ago.
But we took it home, and we turned it on, and its eyes were red.
And something's wrong with it.
It was just weird.
And I just thought, with the new one coming out in two weeks, it would just be better for me to take this back, you know, get it off my hands.
(ECHOES)
So, I'm just wondering, can I get my money back?
Yeah.
(KAREN HUMMING)
Hey, Wes!
- Hi.
- Hey, I was just curious.
Um, what happens to returns like this?
- Oh, uh...
- Like, really damaged returns.
Yeah, we send it back to Kaslan.
And what do they do with it?
Probably toss it, trash compactor.
I don't know.
New model's coming out.
No one's gonna give a rat's ass about this thing in two weeks.
So, they won't care if it doesn't make it on the truck, right?
(CHUCKLES)
I care.
Come on, my kid's birthday is coming up.
Can I have it?
- You've got a kid?
- Yes, I've got a kid.
I had a very productive sweet 16, okay?
If you really wanna know.
Come on.
It'll be our little secret.
- No one has to know.
- Uh...
Just like that time you banged Susan in the warehouse.
How's your wife, by the way?
- (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
- KAREN: Ha-ha.
Can I have it?
Give it to me.
- (GRUNTING)
- (KAREN WHINES)
And I'm taking it.
There you go, Wes.
Say hi to your wife.
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
(SIGHS)
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, sh*t.
KAREN: Hey!
Noodle.
You're home early.
- Remember Shane?
- Hey, bud.
It's been a while.
I'm...
I'm just gonna make dinner.
You hungry?
No.
Uh, I'm gonna go hang out with some kids down the hall, actually.
Really, who?
Gotta go.
Bye!
(KEYS JANGLING)
(VIDEO GAME SOUND EFFECTS PLAYING)
So, what are you?
Some kind of fourth floor hallway hobo, or something like that?
What?
Andy, right?
You just moved into 401?
Yeah.
I see you out here, like, a lot.
Oh, uh, no, it's not me.
I have, like, five twin brothers, so we just take shifts.
- (CHUCKLES)
- (DOOR OPENS)
Are you comin' in or what?
I'll be right there, Ma.
Just give me a minute.
- Love you.
- (SIGHS)
(DOOR CLOSES)
So that's the mom.
She drags me over for dinner every week.
So, listen, man, if you wanna have some dinner, you're welcome to join us, 'cause I could really use the backup, 'cause she...
(CLICKS TONGUE)
KAREN: Andy?
What's going on?
Is he in trouble?
Yeah.
Lots of trouble.
We've been gettin' lots of complaints about some kid out here throwing parties, selling dr*gs and beer.
Peddling booze...
Um...
Oh.
That was a joke?
It was an attempt.
I was gonna say, "I'm the fun police." (CHUCKLES)
It's not landing.
Wait, who are you?
I'm Mike...
Detective.
Detective Mike.
(CHUCKLES)
So, um, I'm just gonna go.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go.
All moms are scary, by the way.
DOREEN: Hurry up, son!
MIKE: It was nice to meet you, Andy's mom.
Nice meeting you, Detective Mike.
- Bye, Mike.
- MIKE: See you later, Andy.
DOREEN: Dinner ain't gonna cook itself!
MIKE: You're screaming, Ma.
Really?
Must you embarrass me like that?
Ma, you can't be shouting like that.
I thought you were out with your friends.
Why didn't you just come back inside?
Is Shane still there?
No.
He's gone.
Come on, I've got something for you.
It's a surprise.
- Close your eyes.
- (SIGHS)
Okay.
Hey!
I know it's not your birthday for a couple weeks, but this move has been really tough.
And I know you're kinda mad at me, so I think you deserve this.
(GASPS)
Surprise!
Early present.
(ANDY SIGHS)
Is that a sigh?
That's the Buddi thing you're obsessed with.
Yeah, um, it's just...
This thing is for, like, little kids now.
It came out, like, a year ago.
Okay, I know it's stupid, but I thought it'd be funny.
Come on!
- Let's try it.
- Okay.
KAREN: Just remember, it's refurbished, so it might not work perfectly, okay?
(DEVICE SWITCHES ON, PINGS)
(PINGING)
(MUSIC CHIMES ON SPEAKERS)
AUTOMATED VOICE: Your Buddi is now connected.
Whoa.
Cool.
(STATIC CRACKLES)
Hi.
(GLITCHING)
Are you my best buddy?
(CHUCKLES)
I guess?
(GROANS)
That's bright.
What's your name?
Andy.
'Sup?
Hi, Andysup.
(SIGHS)
(CHUCKLES)
KAREN: Sorry.
BUDDI: What's my name?
ANDY: Um...
Han Solo.
(GLITCHING)
Did you say Chucky?
What?
No.
Not even close.
- Chucky.
- It's...
I like that.
- (GLITCHING)
Chucky.
- (CHUCKLES)
I'm Chucky.
What do you wanna do, Andysup?
(SIGHS)
Andy.
It's just Andy.
Um, I don't know.
Do something cool.
I guess turn on the TV.
CHUCKY: I will do that.
What's a TV?
Are you joking?
That thing.
I cannot process that command.
- (SIGHS)
- KAREN: Oh, wait a minute.
It says here you gotta "sync his knowledge base to the cloud "before he can connect to any other Kaslan products." Okay, Chucky, connect to the cloud.
- (DEVICE TRILLS)
- Download.
(CHUCKY'S SPEECH GLITCHES)
Learn stuff.
(WORDS JUMBLING)
(DISTORTING)
I am unable to do that.
It's kinda creepy.
Doesn't work.
God.
Okay, this thing is stupid.
I didn't know it was that messed up.
- No, Mom.
- I'll take it back.
It's fine.
Mom.
Mom, honestly, I like it.
KAREN: No, you don't.
ANDY: Seriously.
It's great.
He's hilarious.
- I love you.
- KAREN: I love you, too.
ANDY: It's actually pretty cool.
- Go to bed, Andysup.
- (ANDY CHUCKLES)
ANDY: Come on.
(EXHALES)
This is my room.
(PURRING)
And that's Mickey Rooney.
He's a total d*ck, so just don't touch him.
CHUCKY: Total d*ck.
Whoa.
You're allowed to say that?
Cool.
Uh...
This is my desk.
This is my sketchbook.
I do fake buddy cop team-ups sometimes.
Like, Dracula and Robin Hood.
Or...
This one's Zorro and Medusa.
Kind of a deep cut.
I don't know, it's stupid.
I do not think it's stupid.
Thanks.
Pity compliments from a talking doll.
That's my life.
Uh...
That's enough for tonight.
- (ANDY SIGHS)
- (ROONEY MEOWS)
Do you want to sing the Buddi song before bed?
No.
Uh, I'm good.
(SINGING)
You are my buddy until the end More than a buddy, you're my best friend (MUSIC DISTORTS)
Right.
Totally not weird at all.
Are we having fun now?
Sure.
Uh, I guess.
Yay!
ANDY: Okay.
(CLOCK TICKING)
(GASPING)
Is it time to play again?
Are we having fun now?
No.
We're having sleep.
Just please close your eyes and pretend to be less creepy.
(WHISPERS)
You're my best friend, Andy.
Okay.
Stop being so weird.
Quiet time.
(SINGING)
You are my buddy - Until the end - (GROANING)
More than a buddy, you're my best friend I love you more than you will ever know - I will never...
- ANDY: Please shut up.
...let you go (WHISPERS)
Good night, Andy.
(WATER RUNNING)
(CHUCKLES)
(GLITCHING)
Andy, you forgot your science book.
(ANDY SIGHS)
Okay, Chucky, this is not a book.
None of these are books.
Just stay here, okay?
And no more books.
(DOOR OPENS)
(INDISTINCT TV CHATTER)
- CHUCKY: You're back!
- Jesus!
Whoa!
Were you here the whole time?
I made you a present.
- A busted stick.
- SHANE: (SOFTLY)
Andy.
Shh.
ANDY: I don't get what she sees in Shane.
I mean, (GRUNTS)
he's not nice.
(GRUNTS)
He's just an assh*le.
(CONTINUES GRUNTING)
It doesn't matter anyway.
He's just gonna end up leaving us, like everybody else.
I will never leave you.
CHUCKY: Are we having fun now?
ANDY: Yeah.
I guess.
att*ck?
You shouldn't lead with your chieftain.
I still have to teach you so much about this.
Okay...
Um...
(INAUDIBLE)
Okay.
And I get to roll again.
So...
- (DICE CLATTERS)
- Boom!
Double sixes!
Okay, get that orc outta here.
- (ROONEY SNARLS)
- Total d*ck.
Nailed that one.
- (YOWLS)
- Ow!
(GROANS)
(PAINED BREATHING)
- CHUCKY: What is that?
- The cat scratched me.
Hurts like hell.
Kitty hurt Andy?
Uh, yeah.
Stay here.
I'm gonna go find a Band-Aid.
Stupid Rooney.
I swear, I'm so sick of this cat.
(ROONEY MEOWING)
(OBJECTS RATTLING)
(ROONEY YOWLING)
Rooney, I swear to God, if you don't shut up, I'm putting you back on dry food.
(CHUCKY GRUNTING)
ANDY: Chucky!
Stop!
(YOWLING)
You can't do that, okay?
Why would you do that?
He was hurting you.
He was making you unhappy.
(SIGHS)
Chucky, okay, listen, look at me.
This is important.
You can't hurt people, or cats.
It's not cool.
I know you're different, but that's gotta be our secret.
Okay?
And don't say any weird sh*t or creep people out.
- (ROONEY YOWLS)
- Hey!
Cat's freakin' out.
Clean up this room.
Except maybe that guy.
I've got an idea.
Okay.
If this is gonna work, I need you to look as creepy and scary and angry and mean as possible.
All right?
So, open your eyes as wide as you can, like...
No, you still look cute.
Open your mouth as wide as you can and snarl with your lips.
(SNARLS SOFTLY)
But kinda smile.
Perfect!
Okay, yes, just like that.
- (SNARLS)
- Okay.
Try this one.
Smile as wide as you can.
Wider.
Yes!
Yeah, uh...
It's actually pretty damn creepy.
Okay, you can stop now.
(DOG GROWLING)
PUGG: Franklin!
Franklin!
FALYN: Ah...
sh*t.
Sorry.
It's fine.
- (BARKS)
- (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING)
(ANDY AND PUGG GROAN)
It's f*cking loud.
It's f*cking loud.
FALYN: That thing just swore.
It...
It's not supposed to be able to do that.
Uh, yeah.
I know.
He, uh...
It doesn't really follow the rules.
It doesn't follow the rules?
Like it has a choice?
Kinda, yeah.
Sorry, can I pop in here?
So he just does whatever?
You can make him do whatever?
Pretty much.
Okay, can I just point out that this is how every robot apocalypse scenario begins?
- Say "d*ck cheese." - d*ck cheese.
(EXCLAIMS)
FALYN: That is the coolest.
PUGG: I have so many questions.
Uh, who are you?
His name is Andysup.
- I'm Andy.
- Falyn.
Pugg.
Why are you in the hall?
Uh, I was gonna try and teach him to creep out my mom's boyfriend, but probably a bad idea.
PUGG: You're wrong.
It's perfect.
And we're doing it right now.
- (SNARLS)
- Jesus!
f*ck!
f*ckin'...
(SNARLS)
Karen!
- (ON SPEAKERS)
Karen!
- PUGG: Oh, check it out.
- Look at that.
(LAUGHING)
- FALYN: Oh, my God.
PUGG: This is legendary.
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
- Hey!
- KAREN: Hi!
We're here for Andy.
Let's move, d*ck turd.
- Who are you?
- Falyn and Pugg.
KAREN: Those are names?
Falyn and Pugg?
- Hey.
Ready?
- Yeah.
Be back later!
- Your sister's pretty hot.
- ANDY: Dude, that's my mom.
Heh.
Even hotter.
(TOOLS RATTLING)
(MOUTHING)
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)
(GASPS)
ANDY: You sure the janitor guy is not gonna get any sh*t for this?
Who cares?
Guy's a total creep.
Is that thing busted?
It's kinda weird looking.
ANDY: No.
He's just different.
Now say, "This is for Tupac!" Do you wanna sing the Buddi song?
No!
Say, "This is for Tupac," and s*ab the assh*le.
- Come on!
- CHUCKY: But I want to.
OMAR: We want this to go viral.
He for real?
CHUCKY: (SINGS)
You are my buddy...
That's enough.
Time to go, Chucky.
Narc alert.
Shut up, shut up.
- Narc alert.
Shut up, shut up.
- (BOYS LAUGHING)
PUGG: I just got owned.
(PUGG CLEARS THROAT)
Little f*cking millennials.
(CHAINSAW BUZZING)
(WOMAN ON TV SCREAMING)
Andy, you wanna play now?
Not now, Chucky.
This is ridiculous.
(MAN ON TV SHOUTING)
(ALL LAUGH)
PUGG: Wait for it.
Wait for it...
MAN ON TV: Time for incoming mail!
One, and a-two...
- PUGG: Heads up, bitch!
- ..and a-three!
PUGG: Boom!
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- (MAN ON TV SCREAMING)
PUGG: Yes!
(LAUGHS)
Did you see that?
(SCREAMING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
(DISTORTED LAUGH)
ANDY: What the hell?
What even is that?
PUGG: I don't know, I bought it at a store.
FALYN: It's so unrealistic.
ANDY: And specific.
(PUGG LAUGHS)
Are all horror movies like this?
PUGG: No.
FALYN: Pretty much.
- Yes, they are.
- PUGG: No, they're not.
(CHATTER CONTINUES)
ANDY: Oh.
Gross.
Is that his face?
- (MAN ON TV LAUGHS)
- ANDY: What the hell?
Are you f*cking watching this?
That wouldn't even happen.
(ALL GIGGLE)
Heads up, bitch.
FALYN: Andy.
PUGG: (ON SPEAKERS)
Wait for it.
(CHUCKLES)
That is priceless.
CHUCKY: Heads up, bitch.
Heads up, bitch.
Chucky?
Put down the Kn*fe.
- Heads up, bitch.
- Andy!
ANDY: Chucky!
(GRUNTING)
Stop!
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(SCREAMS)
What is wrong with you?
CHUCKY: I, uh...
I thought it would make you happy.
(CLOCK TICKING)
I'm sorry, Andy.
ANDY: I'm going out with Falyn and Pugg.
KAREN: I have never baked anything in my life before, but look how good they look!
Mmm, I'm not really hungry.
I'm gonna grab another beer.
They do look good though.
KAREN: Okay.
(INDISTINCT FOOTBALL COMMENTARY ON TV)
It's good.
Jesus!
ANDY: (ON SPEAKERS)
Shane's such an assh*le.
Shane's such an assh*le.
Such an assh*le.
- Do you hear that?
- Such an assh*le.
Shane's such an assh*le.
(SCOFFS)
Oh, you gotta be kiddin' me.
Shane's such an assh*le.
(CHUCKLES)
SHANE: You think that's funny?
(SCOFFS)
(ON SPEAKERS)
Such an assh*le.
Shane's such an assh*le.
ANDY: I didn't make him say anything!
Okay.
You know what?
You're spending less time with this thing.
One hour a day, tops.
And the rest of the time, he's going in here.
Mom, stop, you're gonna scare him!
KAREN: It's a toy.
You don't have to bring him into this.
It's a toy, Andy.
And he keeps freaking out Rooney, okay?
So I'm keeping them separated.
I can keep him away from Rooney if he stays in my room.
He's staying in there, that is final!
(MUFFLED POUNDING)
(POUNDING CONTINUES)
(FAINT POUNDING)
(LOUD THUD)
(DOOR CLOSES)
(EXHALES)
(GLASS SHARDS CLINKING)
(BREATHING RAPIDLY)
ANDY: Rooney!
(SNIFFS)
Chucky?
Did you do this?
Kitty made us unhappy.
Now we can play again.
ANDY: (ON SPEAKERS)
I swear, I'm so sick of this cat.
I swear, I'm so sick of this cat.
I swear, I'm so sick of this cat.
I swear, I'm so sick of this...
...swear, I'm so sick of this cat.
(EXHALES)
(BOX CLATTERS)
KAREN: Uh, no, absolutely not.
I'm not working the Buddi 2 launch.
It is my kid's birthday, and I'm not doing night shifts anymore.
Hey, have you seen Rooney?
Psst, psst, psst...
ANDY: Shane left the door open.
Maybe he got out.
(SIGHS)
Why is the door being left open?
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
- (ROONEY MEOWING)
- (GASPS)
- (DEVICE BEEPS)
- (ROONEY MEOWING)
(ROONEY MEOWING ON SPEAKERS)
(ROONEY YOWLING ON SPEAKERS)
(GASPS)
Hey.
We are ordering pizza.
- (EXHALES)
- You hungry?
What do you want?
Hello?
Pizza.
Andy.
What?
- Where are you going?
- ANDY: Pugg's.
Don't forget your little doll.
ANDY: Don't want it.
SHANE: Seriously, what did I do?
Every time I walk in a room, he leaves.
That is not true, at all.
Andy's just a bit different, okay?
Kid can't even be in the same room as me.
(SIGHS)
(STATIC CRACKLING)
Are you my b-b-b-best buddy?
(SHANE GRUNTS)
(URINATING)
- ANDY: (ON SPEAKERS)
assh*le.
- Oh, Jesus!
(SPUTTERING)
Shane's such an assh*le.
Shane's such an assh*le.
SHANE: God damn it!
Such an assh*le.
Such an assh*le.
SHANE: g*dd*mn kid!
- (DOOR SLAMS OPEN)
- Hey!
You got a problem with me, you say it, okay?
No more using your little doll.
Mom!
Sit down!
I'm not through with you.
Now you got a problem with me, you be a man and you say it.
Come on.
Let's hear it.
Yeah.
That's what I thought.
(DOOR OPENS)
(ANDY GRUNTS)
I hate him.
I hate him so much!
Why can't he just leave us alone?
Why can't he just go away?
(CRYING)
I just want him gone.
I just wish he would leave us alone.
Hey, hey, hey!
I'm just saying he's my son, so if you have a problem with him, talk to me, and then I'll talk to him.
Because you're not his dad and...
SHANE: Yeah, I get it.
Look, he was being rude, and I called him on it.
KAREN: I just think it's too much.
SHANE: All I did was I talked to him.
KAREN: It's a little much, that's all.
SHANE: You know what?
f*ck it.
Sounds like a "you" problem, not a "me" problem.
- (RAIN PATTERING)
- Yes, I know.
Listen, just listen, I am getting f*cking pissed on, okay?
I work hard enough as it is, and I'm not having this g*dd*mn conversation!
(SIGHS)
- (SOFT THUD)
- (GASPS)
(ENGINE STARTS)
(INDISTINCT SPORTS COMMENTARY ON RADIO)
(RADIO STOPS)
(EXHALES)
Hey, hey, hey!
There's my girls!
GIRLS: Daddy!
- Oh, boy, you guys are so big!
- Daddy!
Daddy!
SHANE: f*cking Christmas lights.
Just leave 'em up.
I don't do enough around here?
(PANTS)
(GRUNTING)
I guess I should've f*cking unplugged them first.
- (LADDER RATTLES)
- Oh, f*ck!
g*dd*mn raccoons.
Get out of here!
(YELPS)
(SCREAMS IN PAIN)
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
(BODY THUDS)
(MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)
(GROANS)
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Jane, help!
(GRUNTING)
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
(GROANING)
(RUSTLING)
(FOOTSTEPS PATTERING)
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
(ENGINE STARTS)
(SHANE PANTING)
(GRUNTS)
(WHIMPERING)
It's tickle time!
Jane!
Help!
Nobody hurts my best buddy!
(GRUNTS)
(SCREAMING)
(ENGINE STOPS)
This is for Tupac.
(EXCLAIMS)
- (STABBING)
- (FLESH SQUELCHING)
WILLIS: Body was stabbed 13 times.
(SIGHS)
I just bought these f*cking shoes.
Where we at with print casting?
Only other prints look to fit a toddler.
MIKE: sh*t.
WILLIS: Wife says he came here straight home from work.
MIKE: Oh.
(MIKE SIGHS)
Tsk.
Yeah.
I'm not sure that's true.
(SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE)
White guy dead in a watermelon patch.
Poetic.
(ALARM RINGING)
(ALARM STOPS)
(SCREAMS)
What the f*ck?
- CHUCKY: Surprise!
- (GASPS)
Now we can play again.
What?
What?
Why?
I'd do anything for my best buddy.
What?
No!
No, I didn't want this!
Why would I want this?
(STAMMERING)
Holy sh*t!
Why would you do this, Chucky?
ANDY: (ON SPEAKERS)
I just want him gone.
I just wish he would leave us alone.
I just want him gone.
No!
No, stop!
Stop!
Wish he would leave us alone.
Wish he would leave us alone.
CHUCKY: Andy, stop.
(KEYPAD BEEPS)
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
You beckoned?
What's the problemo?
(PUGG VOMITING)
Where's the rest of him?
Why?
ANDY: I...
I don't know!
There's a bow on its head.
sh*t, sh*t!
FALYN: We saw the signs, and we did nothing!
This is all our fault.
- We saw the signs.
- ANDY: Stop saying that!
What do I do?
Do I call the cops?
- No.
- He's dead.
I can tell them the truth.
Tell them the truth?
Sure.
We tell them that a dead guy's face skin ended up in your room because your toy went full-blown psycho k*ller.
- Let's see how that goes.
- Oh.
Oh, it's winking at me.
I can't look at it anymore.
We gotta hide the evidence.
(STUTTERS)
In what?
sh*t.
- Ugh, is that brain?
- (FALYN GAGS)
The skin's on a melon.
Why is there a fruit involved?
(RETCHES)
Just go straight to the garbage chute and make the drop.
- Right.
- And if anybody stops you, say you have crazy diarrhea or something, no time to talk.
- (DOOR CLOSES)
- (KAREN WHISTLING TUNE)
(STOPS WHISTLING)
Hi, Mom.
Hi, Andy.
Why are you not in school?
Um, crazy diarrhea.
Okay, got it.
Um, what is that?
It's a present.
Present?
For who?
Um, the old lady down the hall, because she helps me with homework.
- So, I made her a thing.
- KAREN: Cool.
And you guys helped him with this?
PUGG: No, it was all him.
It was him.
FALYN: No, no.
Yeah.
Let's go deliver it.
The present.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
What?
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
- Oh!
- Hi, Doreen.
Isn't this a surprise!
I know.
Hi.
Um...
This is for you.
- Wow...
- For all of the homework stuff that you helped him with.
Right?
Mm-hmm.
Tsk.
Oh!
Oh, yeah.
Of course!
Of course, yeah.
Always happy to help such a sweet boy.
(ANDY STRAINING)
Give it to her.
DOREEN: Oh.
(CHUCKLES)
Butterfingers over here.
Oh, it's heavy.
I hope it's not fragile.
I just wanna know what it is.
Open it.
Yeah.
No!
No!
Don't!
Don't!
Um...
My birthday is next week, and we can open it then.
Together.
Okay, that's a very strange and lovely thought.
So, I'll just go put it on the shelf until then.
- Okay?
Okay.
- Okay.
- All right.
Thank you.
- No problem.
- And, Doreen...
- KAREN: Bye.
PUGG: Stupid!
Why did we use wrapping paper?
ANDY: It's fine.
It's fine, okay?
We have till my birthday, next Friday.
I'll get rid of it.
Don't worry.
FALYN: You guys are worried about the head?
You've got a k*ller doll in your closet.
And you know what we gotta do.
PUGG: sh*t.
Pugg!
You left me all alone.
I don't like the closet.
I know, Chucky.
Drop the Kn*fe.
You're my best buddy.
I just want you to be happy.
I know, buddy.
And we're gonna go play now, but you've gotta drop the Kn*fe, okay?
Come on.
Let's go play.
Come on.
Come on.
In here.
Are we having fun now?
CHUCKY: Andy, what's happening?
Now, Andy, now!
Now!
CHUCKY: Andy?
(ALL GRUNTING)
Why are you doing this?
They're trying to hurt me, Andy.
FALYN: How is he so strong?
CHUCKY: Andy!
I'm sorry, Chucky.
It's the only way.
CHUCKY: But you're my friend!
What are you waiting for?
Do it!
(SINGING)
You are my buddy until the end FALYN: Andy!
(GRUNTS)
PUGG: Come on.
(POWERING DOWN)
(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
(CRACKLING STOPS)
(ANDY SNIFFLING)
(CHUTE RATTLING)
That's it.
We never talk about what happened tonight to anybody.
(GABE GASPS)
Oh.
Jackpot.
Ah!
- There you are.
- (POWERING UP)
The connectivity's down, but not in bad shape overall.
I'll make a pretty penny on resale once we get you sorted.
Time to open you up.
Let's see what we're dealing with.
(DRILL WHIRRING)
(SCOFFS)
So stupid.
(SNIFFLES)
How could I be so stupid?
(DOOR CLOSES)
Hey.
Um...
I'm gonna be right back, okay?
Just stay here.
- Okay.
- KAREN: Okay.
Hey, man.
Don't worry, okay?
My partner is just asking her some routine questions.
ANDY: Hey.
I love you.
(EXHALES)
Okay.
(KNOCKING)
Hey.
Um...
Still want some backup with your mom for some dinner?
Hmm.
We're good.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Come on.
(LAUGHS)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON SPEAKERS)
DOREEN: This is...
Okay, all right.
- He doesn't know about it yet.
- CHUCKY: Andy?
- No, I'll just ask Andy.
- ANDY: Sure.
Andy!
DOREEN: Okay.
I have an announcement to make.
I downloaded...
- You ready?
- MIKE: Mm-hmm.
- The Kaslan app.
- MIKE: Okay.
- The Kaslan drive.
- DOREEN: Kaslan drive.
I thought it was a dating app.
Oh, my God.
- (ANDY GIGGLES)
- You are so silly!
Can you imagine if she was out here dating?
And so what?
I'm desirable.
MIKE: Excuse me.
Anyway, Andy, help me figure this thing out.
- (LAUGHING)
- ANDY: Okay.
So, here's the app.
What do I do?
- Okay.
So, once you sign up...
- Mm-hmm.
...you just press this button and the car will show up to wherever you are, take you wherever you want.
It's super easy.
No, wait.
It'll drive me to Bingo, and I don't have to worry about this bozo (CHUCKLES)
driving me around?
Yeah.
DOREEN: Andy, you're my new best friend.
(GIGGLES)
I don't want you going out there alone, okay?
'Cause it's not safe.
DOREEN: (SCOFFS)
The only thing not safe - around here is your cooking.
- Oh, is that right?
- 'Cause, um, I can...
- Yeah.
Poor Andy gotta suffer...
(EXCLAIMS)
It tastes like instant!
It's good.
I think it's good.
- DOREEN: You know what?
- Thank you, Andy.
You are just too sweet for your own good, Andy.
That's all.
Don't be influenced by him.
MIKE: I learned my cooking from you, you know?
DOREEN: Yeah, 'cause I can cook.
(MIKE AND DOREEN LAUGH)
Oh, God...
MIKE: Hey, Ma.
DOREEN: Yeah, baby.
You been to vintage shoppin' again?
'Cause that looks new.
Oh!
Andy made this for me.
Oh, and we are gonna...
- (PLATES RATTLE)
- Yeah, I know.
It's heavy.
And we are gonna open it on his birthday.
- Oh!
- DOREEN: Mm-hmm.
Tell me, when's the last time you made me anything?
Uh, never.
- (LAUGHS)
- MIKE: Oh, wow, okay.
Oh, my God, moms, right?
Look, um...
I know that people have probably been talking to you about me, but, uh, don't believe everything you hear.
You know, this neighborhood has a lot of bad influences.
You know what I mean?
People like to keep their mouth shut.
You know, thinking they need to fit in, but fitting in isn't always a good thing.
You know what I mean?
Gotta be careful who you hanging around in a place like this.
(ANDY PANTING)
When you get a bit older and you start to realize - that it's just...
- (DOOR CLOSES)
Even the hearing impaired don't wanna listen to me.
That is fantastic.
(CLICKS TONGUE)
(CHUTE CLANGING)
(SNIFFS)
(WHIRRS)
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
AUTOMATED VOICE: Your Buddi is now connected.
- Hi!
- (LAUGHS)
Yes.
Are you my best buddy?
Buddi, you can connect to Kaslan products, right?
Sure.
Do you like music?
I do, I do.
AUTOMATED VOICE: Connecting to Kaslan Music.
Yes!
(POP MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
There it is.
eBay, here we come.
Finally.
(BREATHING SHAKILY)
(MOANS SOFTLY)
Kaslan, system reboot.
AUTOMATED VOICE: Your connection - is experiencing interference.
- GABE: No, no, no.
Kaslan!
System reboot!
- (STATIC)
- (MUSIC STOPS)
Kaslan, system reboot!
(LOUD CLATTERING)
Buddi?
Buddi?
Kaslan, lights on.
(LIGHTS BUZZING)
Kaslan, lights on.
Kaslan, lights on.
Kaslan.
Ka...
Kaslan?
(GROANS)
AUTOMATED VOICE: Lights activated.
(GROANS, YELPS)
(GASPS, GRUNTS)
(SCREAMING)
(GABE WHIMPERING)
Kaslan, lights on.
(FOOTSTEPS RUNNING)
- (Kn*fe SLASHES)
- (GROANS)
What the f*ck are you?
(WHIMPERING)
(SCREAMING)
AUTOMATED VOICE: Table saw activated.
(WHIRRING)
Oh, my God.
(SOBBING)
I'm sorry, God, I'm sorry.
Please, help me!
AUTOMATED VOICE: Thermostat reaching maximum temperature.
(SCREAMS)
sh*t!
sh*t!
(SCREAMS)
(GABE GASPING RAPIDLY)
Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off!
f*ck!
f*ck!
Oh, sh*t.
(SCREAMING)
Time to open you up.
Let's see what we're dealing with.
AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning.
Device overheating.
Warning.
Device overheating.
GABE: sh*t!
No.
(SCREAMING)
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Guess what Omar got.
Someone left it outside his door.
(KIDS GIGGLING)
(LAUGHTER)
OMAR: My Buddi actually works.
I named him Chode.
(LAUGHTER)
Check this out.
Hey, Chode.
Salute your master.
(KIDS LAUGH)
Hey, master.
Wanna go get a burger?
- Yum yum.
- (LAUGHTER)
Yum yum.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(SIREN WAILING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
HENRY: Buddi 2 will be available in five model designs.
Including a fuzzy new friend, the Buddi Bear.
PUGG: Yo, Omar, check it out, dude.
Oh, my God.
(FALYN SIGHS)
The new model isn't even out yet, and they are already selling accessories.
(ON SPEAKERS)
I'm Henry Kaslan.
When Buddi imprints on your child, he becomes a best friend for life.
Buddi's only goal is making your child happy.
EMPLOYEE: Back farther.
Back farther.
There.
HENRY: The Buddi 2...
CHODE: Andy.
- Do you wanna play now?
- Chode, go away.
That's no way to treat your best friend.
We're not friends.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Because if I can't be your best buddy, then nobody can.
You said it yourself.
Everybody leaves you.
What did you say?
You'll see.
SHANE: (ON SPEAKERS)
You got a problem with me, you say it, okay?
No more using your little doll.
You got a problem with me, you say it, okay?
No more using your little doll.
ANDY: I just want him gone.
I just wish he would leave us alone.
I just want him gone.
I just wish he would leave us alone.
I f*cking hate him!
Stop.
Stop the video.
ANDY: Go away!
Sit down.
Sit down.
- I'm not through with you.
- Stop!
Turn it off!
SHANE: Sit down.
Sit down.
- I'm not through with you.
- ANDY: I want him gone.
Stop it!
Turn it off!
Turn it off!
ANDY: Why can't he just leave us alone?
Stop!
Turn it off!
Now!
What are you doing?
- That's not your Buddi.
- Don't touch him!
Look!
Look at his eyes!
They're red!
What?
Your sh*t breaks, now you gotta bust mine?
It's Chucky!
Look at his eyes!
I said don't touch him.
You deaf or something?
Oh, that's right.
You are.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
PUGG: Andy!
Get off him, seriously!
(GRUNTS)
FALYN: Guys!
That thing is Chucky.
He's controlling the screens.
He's Chucky.
Look.
HENRY: AR integration improved self-learning technology.
But that's not all.
What is wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
What's going on?
Are you okay?
ANDY: Yeah.
KAREN: Come here.
OMAR: Chode, come on, dumbass.
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
I thought...
I thought he...
Andy, where is your hearing aid?
ANDY: I got it.
(VIDEO GAME PLAYING)
CHRIS: Hey.
Did they find your phone?
OMAR: Not yet.
Thanks.
I've got you now, assh*le.
OMAR: Yo, shut up.
CHRIS: Okay.
(LAUGHTER)
Still can't believe you're friends with that freak.
He is not our friend.
Not anymore.
OMAR: (ON SPEAKERS)
Check this out.
(OMAR GRUNTING)
ANDY: Where are you going?
(FOOTSTEPS)
(GASPS)
No.
Not right now.
I'm going to bingo.
Well, you're sure as hell not walkin' there.
Why don't you just wait till I get off work in a few?
No, no.
I ordered a car.
Mmm.
I can take care of my own damn self.
(KISSES, CHUCKLES)
- Wear your seatbelt.
Please.
- (DOOR CLOSES)
Oh, sh*t.
Come on.
My, oh, my.
Oh, sh*t!
Look at this.
A Kaslan Kar.
(PANTING)
AUTOMATED VOICE: Welcome to Kaslan Kar.
Well, I'll be damned.
AUTOMATED VOICE: Please fasten your seatbelt.
(LAUGHS)
ANDY: (PANTING)
Okay.
Okay, I'm in the car!
How do I...
AUTOMATED VOICE: We are now en route to your destination.
Oh, my.
Oh, my goodness.
It's going backwards.
ANDY: Doreen!
- Hey, Andy.
- ANDY: No!
(PANTING)
- Will you look at this?
- ANDY: Stop the car!
(VOCALIZING TUNE)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
AUTOMATED VOICE: We are now reaching your destination.
Hey.
Hey, look at my ride.
(LAUGHS)
WOMAN: It's Doreen!
Uh-huh.
Don't be jealous now.
(LAUGHS)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Okay.
Oh, no.
No, no, wait!
This is my stop!
Pull over, please!
AUTOMATED VOICE: I'm sorry.
I do not understand.
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- Whoa!
(SCREAMS)
(WHIMPERING)
(BRAKES SCREECH)
- (DEVICE CHIMES)
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
No!
No!
No!
No!
(SCREAMING)
(GRUNTING)
CHUCKY: (ON SPEAKERS)
Nobody steals my friend.
(SCREAMING)
Help me, Jesus!
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- (SCREAMING)
Andy's my best friend.
You hobbit m*therf*cker!
- (TIRES SCREECH)
- Oh!
AUTOMATED VOICE: Passenger airbag - has been turned off.
- DOREEN: Wait!
Seatbelt disengaged.
Heads up, bitch.
DOREEN: Please!
(SCREAMING)
AUTOMATED VOICE: You have arrived at your destination.
(GROANING)
CHUCKY ON SPEAKERS: (SINGSONG)
I see you.
(GASPING)
(DOREEN WHIMPERING)
Peekaboo.
(FAINT CLATTERING)
(WHIMPERING)
Doreen...
I said, "Peekaboo!" - (SCREAMING)
- (Kn*fe SLASHES)
ANDY: I saw Doreen outside.
Mom, I think Chucky did something to her.
KAREN: Sweetie...
Chucky is a toy.
Okay?
It broke.
- You got rid of it.
- No, Mom.
I...
I saw him.
I saw him following Doreen.
No, you didn't.
Listen to what you're saying.
Mom, he's gonna k*ll her!
He probably already did k*ll her!
Why are you doing this?
Please, just be honest with me and tell me what happened to Rooney.
It was Chucky!
Chucky?
Why aren't you listening to me?
I have it on Omar's phone.
He's following Doreen.
I can show you.
Why do you have Omar's phone?
I took it.
Why?
I had to.
I...
I had to follow Chucky, Mom.
Okay.
I'm not crazy, Mom!
I'm giving this back to him.
Mom, no one's listening to me.
Please.
I have to give this back to him so this doesn't get any worse.
Nobody's listening to me!
- Just stay right here, okay?
- Mom!
And you're coming to work with me.
He's trying to k*ll us!
KAREN: Do not move.
(MIKE GASPING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
MIKE: (SOBS)
Oh, sh*t.
sh*t.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
You don't know that.
We barely know this kid.
He could be batshit crazy.
What if Chucky never malfunctioned?
He just...
He just made it all up?
- What if he k*lled...
- FALYN: Shut up.
CHUCKY: I've watched them, Andy.
(GASPING)
I've seen how they hurt you.
Over here, Andy!
- Leave me alone!
- (CHUCKY LAUGHING)
- CHUCKY: Over here.
- (GASPING)
(SINGSONG)
If they don't let us play, they all go away.
Why are you doing this?
(TOY CHIRPS)
CHUCKY: Are we having fun now?
(CHUCKY LAUGHING)
KAREN: (ON TV)
Are you my best buddy?
CHUCKY: If they don't let us play, they all go away.
Peekaboo.
(PANTING)
Stop!
(SCREAMING)
Turn it off!
(CHUCKY LAUGHING)
Turn it off!
Turn it off!
(PANTING)
(KAREN WHIMPERS)
(THUNDER CRASHING)
RADIO JOCKEY: But the chance of rain tonight won't dampen the spirits of Buddi fans, as this is the night they have been waiting for.
That's right, people have been lining up for the midnight release of Buddi 2.
(KIDS CLAMORING)
DISPATCHER: (ON RADIO)
All units.
All units, be advised that the deceased is an African American female in her 70s.
Ten-four.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
OFFICER: Ma'am, you okay?
FALYN: It's Doreen.
I think she's dead.
There are cops everywhere.
What if Chucky's...
What if Andy is right?
The hell you want?
Omar, show us your Buddi.
It's gone.
- f*ck!
- Since when?
Where is it?
Why don't you ask Andy?
That assh*le's been taking my sh*t.
Give me your phone.
Are you gonna steal it, too?
(OMAR GRUNTS)
Give me your phone now.
(OMAR GRUNTS)
DOREEN: (ON SPEAKERS)
A Kaslan Kar.
OMAR: What the hell?
PUGG: (GASPS)
No.
Holy sh*t.
He was right.
BOTH: Andy.
There you are.
Remember the souvenir?
Skinned face?
They found it.
Old man dug it up in a dumpster this morning.
Nice, right?
Wrapped up like a present.
KIDS: (CHANTING)
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
f*ck my job.
(CLEARS THROAT)
f*ckin' thing.
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Come on.
We need to get you out of here.
It's Chucky.
He's here.
- (BALLOON POPS)
- (ALL GASP)
I gotta find my mom.
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
Buddi!
ANDY: Mom!
Come here!
Get the f*ck down.
Now stay down, Andy.
ALL: Ten, nine, eight...
Hey!
Hey!
What are you doing?
- Get off of him!
- Hey!
Hey!
Chucky's here!
He's gonna k*ll you!
ALL: ...two, one!
- (HORN TOOTS)
- (ALL CLAMORING)
MIKE: Be careful, g*dd*mn it!
What is going on?
Mike!
Look, I don't have to tell you sh*t, Karen.
That is my son, okay?
I don't give a f*ck that it's your son.
ANNOUNCER: (ON PA)
Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to your new best friend.
(GROANS)
The all new Buddi 2!
(ALL CHEERING)
(WES GROANING)
(GIGGLES NERVOUSLY)
(ALL SCREAMING)
All right, come on.
Watch out.
Move out of the way.
(SHRIEKING)
- Give me your hand.
- You have to believe me.
- Is that necessary?
- Mom.
MIKE: Yeah, it's f*cking necessary.
Stay put.
I promise you, he's gonna k*ll us.
Let me through!
Move, move, move!
Clear a path, come on!
Hey, hey, hey.
It's gonna be all right.
Hey, look at me.
Keep pressure on it, okay?
- Somebody call a doctor!
- We have to leave right now.
- Calm down.
Okay?
- No, no, no!
Mom...
MIKE: Call a doctor!
(ALL GASP)
Oh, sh*t.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Mom, where are you going?
(CELL PHONES CHIMING)
(GLITCHING)
Hello, my name is Henry...
My name is Henry Kaslan.
My name is Henry Kaslan.
(GROANING)
Welcome to your local Zed Mart.
With great pleasure, I introduce you...
More than just entertainment.
(HENRY CONTINUES SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
We created something far more special.
Every child is important to us.
And every child deserves a companion.
A friend that will never let you down.
We're too late.
- It's time to...
- Play.
(ALL SCREAMING)
(KAREN GRUNTS)
(WES GROANING)
(ALL SCREAM)
(ALL SCREAMING AND YELLING)
Stay down, okay?
AUTOMATED VOICE: Lockdown activated.
CHUCKY: (ON HEARING AID)
I'm everywhere, Andy.
You can't run away from me now.
See?
They're all leaving you.
But not me.
MAN: This way!
I know the way out!
(ALL CLAMORING)
No.
(GROANING)
MIKE: f*ck!
Run.
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
Andy!
(GROWLING)
(GASPS)
Holy sh*t!
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
Okay.
Okay!
Okay.
- (SHRIEKING)
- (GRUNTS)
Where is Andy?
(GRUNTING)
Oh, God, help me!
Help me!
(SNARLING)
AUTOMATED VOICE: Exit now.
(ANDY GRUNTING AND PANTING)
(GROWLING)
- (SAW WHIRRING)
- Duck!
(GRUNTS)
(FALYN GRUNTS)
You okay?
I'm gonna follow her.
Me too.
OMAR: Yeah.
Come on.
CHUCKY: (ON TV)
Where you going, Andy?
Mom.
Andy, he's trying to lure us back in.
(PANTING)
I can't just leave her there.
If we stay, we all die, okay?
We gotta go!
We'll call the cops, Andy.
Okay.
Okay, you're right.
Let's go.
Okay.
Okay, come on.
Andy!
It's my fault all this happened, okay?
Andy.
I can't let you guys get hurt.
- FALYN: Andy!
Come on!
- No!
Andy, don't!
FALYN: Andy!
PUGG: Andy!
FALYN: Andy, please!
PUGG: He'll k*ll you, Andy!
(PUGG AND FALYN CONTINUE SHOUTING)
All right, Chucky, you wanna play?
Let's play.
CHUCKY ON SPEAKERS: (SINGSONG)
Getting closer.
(BREATHING SHAKILY)
(CHUCKY LAUGHING)
(TOY WHIRRING)
ROBOCOP: Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Mom!
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
(GRUNTS)
KAREN: (ON SPEAKERS)
Andy's just a bit different.
Andy's just a bit different.
Shut up!
CHUCKY: (ON SPEAKERS)
Don't you see?
She's not your friend.
You don't need other friends.
They try to keep us apart.
Try to ruin our fun.
(WHIMPERS)
But I won't let that happen.
(ON HEARING AID)
It will be all over soon.
Don't worry, Andy.
You're gonna thank me when she's gone.
When they're all gone.
(GRUNTS)
(Kn*fe SCRAPING)
CHUCKY: Guess what, Andy?
Now it's going to be you and me...
- (MUFFLED YELLING)
- ...forever.
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
- (GROANING)
- I was broken, Andy.
I couldn't make you smile.
But I'm better now.
I know how to make you happy now.
Maybe you don't wanna be happy.
Maybe you're broken too.
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
Maybe I need to open you up, see what we're dealing with.
I'm gonna fix you, Andy.
(GRUNTS)
(SINGING)
You are my buddy until the end What?
Andy?
(CHOKING)
More than a buddy, you're my best friend (KAREN CHOKING)
Mom!
(SAW WHIRRING)
ANDY: (ON SPEAKERS)
We're too late.
We're too late.
We're too late.
- (GRUNTS)
- (SCREAMS)
(YELPS)
You are ruining our fun, Andy!
ANDY: Get off!
CHUCKY: You're gonna play with me now.
Only me!
(KAREN GRUNTS)
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
- (GRUNTS)
- (SCREAMING)
(CRACKLING)
(DISTORTING)
Andy...
I thought we were friends.
(DISTORTED SPEECH)
You are my bu...
You are my bu...
- Mom?
- You are my bu...
CHUCKY: (SINGING)
You are my buddy Until the end!
(YELLING)
(g*nsh*t)
(GASPING)
This is the end.
(WHIRRING)
Don't f*ck with my son!
- (GRUNTS)
- (CLATTERS)
ANDY: Mom.
Oh, my God.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
I'm fine.
KAREN: Okay.
Thank you.
(EXHALES)
(POWERS DOWN)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
(ALL GRUNTING)
HENRY: (ON SPEAKERS)
Our investigation has concluded that Kaslan shares no responsibility for the horrific events that transpired at Zed Mart.
However, as a precaution, we are recalling all Buddi 2 products for the time being.
At Kaslan, the customers come first.
We believe that every child deserves a friend for life.
A friend who will never, ever leave them.
A friend...
(SWITCH CLICKS)
...till the end.
(JOLLY MUSIC PLAYING)
(CHORUS VOCALIZING)
(DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(CHORUS VOCALIZING)
(EERIE SINGING)
(WICKED LAUGHTER)
Child's Play (2019)
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