02x10 - Tool Russia, With Love - Low Speed

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♪♪

♪ Inspector - Gadget! ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪

♪ Inspector - Gadget! ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪

♪ Go Go Gadget, Go! ♪

♪ (Go! Go! Gadget! Go!) ♪

♪ Go Go Gadget, Go! ♪

♪ (Go! Go! Yeah! Gadget!) ♪

♪ Inspector - Gadget! ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪

♪ Go Go Gadget, Go! ♪

♪ (Go! Go! Yeah! Gadget!) ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪

♪ Ahhhhh! ♪

DR. CLAW: YOUR FAILURE IS
UNACCEPTABLE!!!

[ANGRY ROAR]

NOT my fault.

Gadget was all like
Go Go Gadget thingys!

Then Penny was like, "Aaaagh!
You're so handsome!"

And I was like,
"Aaaagh! I know!"

I FORBID EXCUSES!

Your failure is bad enough,

but now Baron Von Steeletoe

has called my henchmen
FUNKY on MySpyPlace!

And not good funky,
but BAD FUNKY!

Yeah, they totally smell.

And no wonder, they've been
using the same uniforms

since you created MAD!

They just need a
good steam cleaning!

And YOU will be cleaning them!!!

What?!

And I have the largest
steam cleaner

in the world to do it!

All you need to do is add water!

So, you're going to
make me go get

a ludicrous amount
of water to dump

into a volcano,
just so you can clean

your henchmen's uniforms because

you're too cheap
to buy new ones?

That's about right.

Is is just me or do
the MAD Henchmen

smell REALLY funky lately?

My smell receptors are set to
burnt toast

at all times, so I haven't
noticed!

Gadget! A job well done! I
have a new mission for you.

That's perfect, Chief!

MAD plans to steal
mega-litres of water

from SIBERIA and
drop it into a volcano

which could create enough
steam to cloud

the atmosphere and
trigger an ice age!

We're on it, Chief!

Also, because you will
be working through

HQ's Russian office,

you will be teaming up with
their top agent,

Comrade Multi Use Tool.

This message will
self-destruct.

We're still on it, Chief!

[BALL BEEPING]

I wonder how MAD
is going to move

mega-litres of water?

[BOOM!]

[GROANS]

BUT IT'S SO COLD!

Of course it's cold!
It's a giant ice cube!

NOW GET MOVING!!

[Sighs].

Great. Gadget.

Can't a guy slide
a giant ice cube

through Russia
without being hassled

by a goody goody cyborg?!

You're getting
pretty sneaky Penny.

Pretty? Yes!

Penny? No!

But I have heard of her.

She kicks your butt a lot, yes?

[FIGHTING GRUNTS]

[BANG!]

[FIGHTING GRUNTS]

I don't know if you're
clones or evil twins,

but this is just weird!

Wowsers!

[CRASH!]

Ugh. Weird and dangerous.

I'm outta here!

Hello world famous HQ
agent Inspector Gadget

and daughter of
sibling to Gadget!

You must be Comrade
Multi Use Tool.

And I am his niece, Pasha.

Hey! I'm Penny.

Wowzers!

If you don't mind me saying,
Comrade,

you are a very striking man!

I am not minding at all!

Uncle, it seems handsome
annoying boy has escaped.

Talon does that all the time!
Drives me crazy!

My comrade, Comrade, and I

will start an aerial search.

GO GO MULTI USE TOOL

WITH SPINNING BLADES OF A
HELICOPTER FOR FLYING!

Go Go Gadget Copter! Whoa!

[cr*ck!]

You destroy cube? Ah, I see!

If cube is gone, MAD agent
must get another!

Where we will stop him!
Brilliant!

There is much I can learn from
most famous HQ agent!

And I can't wait to teach you!

Ack!

I see your flying car
can no longer fly,

you ride with me, yes?

Oooh, yes, yes I will.

Brain, you stay here and fix

the Gadget-mobile, and we'll
track down Talon.

[WHOOSH]

[POWER TOOL GRINDS]

[WIND BLOWS]

[GRUNTS]

"Run a hose from
the ocean" I said.

"Maybe raid a bottled water
warehouse" I said,

but noooooo, he just has to have

a giant ice cube to steam
those uniforms!

So, who is handsome young MAD
agent?

Handsome? Maybe, but
he's soooo annoying!

Always escaping,
totally lame plans,

the witless banter, that
smarmy smile,

his perfect hair, and that
totally charming laugh...

Pfft, so annoying.

Yes it is very clear

you do not like him at all.

I am not seeing young MAD agent

who is being escaping, you?

Let me see. GO GO GADGET
BINOCULARS!

[ZAP]

I'll yell out for him to
surrender!

GO GO GADGET MEGAPHONE!

[WHIRRRR]

I see now what you do.

You keep MAD agents guessing
with doing weird things.

You are magnificent!

No, no. I am, In-spec-tor
Gad-get.

I am thinking that is your
transportation vehicle, yes?

That MAD agent is stealing
my Gadget-mobile!

Ah, I believe he's
indicating that

he has no intention of
surrendering,

and also he would
like an order of fries.

No problem! I will
stop him now!

[YELP]

[ROCKETS FIRE]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE ON
YOUR SECOND CUBE?!

Well, first Gadget showed up,

and then a second Gadget
showed up,

then they broke my first one.

Two Gadgets? Now you're
just making stuff up!

Okay, all I need
now is a little luck

and I can get this
cube to the volcano

without any more interrupt...

[VROOOM!]

...tions. [SIGH]

Hey ladies!

You wouldn't want to give a
guy a break would you?

Maybe help push?

Oh, I'll give you a push,

all the way to an
HQ holding cell!

[FIGHTING GRUNTS]

How about Pasha?

Very pretty name by the way.

[CRUNCH!]

Like she's going to fall for
your bogus flattery routine.

It's not bogus if it's true.

Um, yeah it still is.

Um, no it still isn't.

Ah, now I see why this Talon
has never been caught.

You two are liking each other.

We are not!
We are not!

Sure.

Now that I think about it,
she's right.

I think you do like me.

WHAT?!!

[CODEX RINGS]

Brain! You got the
Gadget-mobile going!

That's great!

[BRAIN GROWLS]

...They're chasing you?

Perfect, lead them to my signal.

We've found Talon.

TALON:
Your accent is so cool.

I've always wanted
to learn Russian.

Hey, maybe you can teach me!

And get here fast

or there won't be anything
left of him to capture.

[BRAIN YOWLING IN FEAR]

This MAD agent is very good.

But no matter, soon he will be
destroyed.

In my HQ, we like to
capture our bad guys.

Observe.

GO GO GADGET EXTENDO-ARMS!

[WHACK!]

In my HQ, we like to
capture our bad guys.

Observe. Go Go Gadget
Extendo-Arms.

[WHACK!]

In my HQ, we like to
capture our bad guys.

Observe. Go Go Gadget
Extendo-Arms

WOWZERS!

GO GO MULTI USE TOOL ARMS

THAT ARE FOR EXTENDING
OUTWARD AND GRABBING!

MORE THAN ONE OF THIS WOWZER!

[FIGHTING GRUNTS]

[SPLAT! SPLAT!]

Don't worry Pasha,
I've got this.

[SPLAT! SPLAT!]

[GRUNTS]

[SPLAT!]

Awww, look at that!

A book! It's so cute!

I love that you go old school.

The Falcon Mark Four
Communicator Book!

Wow, I used one of
those for years!

I know, totally agree, so lame.

But I didn't say...

Lame?

Well, it is no fancy
pair of dainty gloves

for drinking tea and milking
cows like yours,

but it does job fine.

[UGH!]

Dainty? Can dainty
gloves do this?

[SLICE!]

Woahhh!

Girls, girls.
You're both amazing...

in a one is clearly
WAY more amazing

than the other sort of way.

Hmph...

[VROOOOM!]

[BRAIN GROWLS]

Whoa!

[CRACKING]

[PHEW]

Brain!

Why didn't you try to
stop the MAD agent

from stealing my
Gadget-mobile?

Bad dog!

In Russia,

we know how to be treating
dogs making mistakes.

GO GO MULTI USE TOOL GLOVE

FOR SPRINGING
OUT AND BOXING...

[WHIMPER]

...AND FOR POSITIVE
REINFORCEMENT!

You guard transportation
vehicle next time, yes?

IS GOOD DOG!

Look, you're new
to fighting Talon,

so I'll cut you some slack.

Always with the talky talky.

You should spend more time
with the capture capture!

Well, Uncle Claw is
going to lose it when

I don't bring him
his ice cube, but...

this is kinda fun.

Hm, let's give this positive
reinforcement thing a try.

Go Go Gadget Petting Mitt.

[BRAIN WHIMPERS]

[CRUNCH!]

[SCREAMING]

[CRASH!]

Whoa! [GRUNT]

Um, I thought you guys were
arguing.

Pfft, pitting us against each
other?

Like we'd fall for your lame
manipulation trick.

We pretend to argue

then hack into your shoes
using computers!

You are not smart, very
handsome MAD agent.

She said I'm handsome.

Stop that.

Stop that.

Gadget technique is fun, yes?

Who knows what happen next?!

[HUGE BELLY LAUGH!]

GO GO MULTI USE TOOL ARMS

THAT ARE FOR EXTENDING OUTWARD

...AND HUGGING!

Gadget, Comrade, good work on
the mission!...

Aaaand it looks like Talon

just laser tunneled himself
away.

This is being very annoying.

I know, right?!

You know I said I'd pay for
new uniforms myself!!

Uncle Claw?

OH, COME ON?!!

I'll get you next time Gadget!

And Comrade Multi Use Tool!

NEXT TIME!!

Really... not...
liking... this.

Less talking, more pedalling.

Stop and you'll be
frozen in MADtanium!

Part of my new line of
MADsport Doomsday Devices!

Able to freeze all your arch
enemy's vehicles...

with very little post cleanup!

You know you could
have told me all this

rather than having me ride a
tricycle.

Also, why a tricycle?

I enjoy humiliating you.

Whaa!

[BEEPING LOUDLY]

[ZZAP!]

Excellent!

Soon the MADsport will be ready

for use on all my Arch Enemies!

First, there's a couple more
tests I wanna run. MADcat?

I look forward to the
HQ retreat every year.

It's the only time
I can go outside

without fear of being blown up!

AND I love the meat balls!

[TIRE SCREECH]

Welcome to the Inspector
Gadget HQ Retreat

Tour Company Travel
Operator, Incorporated

Limited Partnership.

Hop aboard!

BOTH: Hmmm...

Uncle Gadget, I ran hundreds
of scenarios

and found that this was by far
the quickest way to go!

Quickest! No thanks!

Getting there is % of five
eighths of the fun!

[BRAIN GRUMBLES]

We'll arrive in time, but also
in style!

Go Go Gadget Route Reminder!

This is a route!

It has twists, turns, and
twisty turns!

Now strap in!

[TIRES SCREECH]

This bridge was built in
prehistoric times by a T-Rex.

Its tiny hands really helped
with the masonry work!

I really don't know where he
gets his information.

Can we please hurry, Gadget?
I'm famished!

[STOMACH GROWL]

I can hear the meatballs
calling my name!

Uncle Gadget?

Maybe it would be a good idea
if we possibly, um...

headed towards the retreat a
bit faster?

You know how I hate
cold meatballs.

Everyone loves warm meatballs.

But, you know what everyone
loves even more?

Obscure Roadside attractions!

[HORNS HONK & TIRES SCREECH]

TALON:
Wind... North by Northwest.

Height... feet.
Velocity:...

DR. CLAW: You still here?

You can't just jump out
of a super sonic Jet.

You have to take all
the variables into...

[Waaaaaa....!]

DR. CLAW: Now... what's for
dinner tonight?

Woah woah woah!!

Perfect landing...
Coming up!

[BEEP]

[SCREAMING]

The key to enjoying
any road trip

is proper hydration followed
by frequent rest room stops!

[CRASH]

[ARF??]

While I'm here, could really
"use the facilities"...

C'mon, c'mon!

Are you following us?

Uh, are you following me?

You're totally planning
something.

And I'm gonna figure it out.

No...

Can't a guy just go to the
bathroom.

At a rest stop. In the middle
of nowhere?

Here's your key, Bathroom
Attendant.

Now, back to the Road!

Gotta go. Have a great trip...

I'm sure your memory of it
will be frozen in time!

[SNICKERS]

Whoa!

I wonder what Talon is up to...

Maybe he did just have to go.

Evil people have bladders too.

I don't buy it. He was up to
something.

I'm gonna look around.

[BEEEEP]

Ha! I knew it! See?

He totally did something evil!

And I found it!!!

Right... that's bad...
sorry...

Yep.

Brain, Talon has planted
something

on the side of the bus.

We need you to go out there
and find out what he's done.

[GRUMBLE]

[YELP! YELP!]

Nothing like a quiet drive
through a garbage dump!

Am I right?

Ahhh! Uncle Gadget!

You need to keep the bus on
the road!

[ZAP!]

It looks like it has triggered

some kind of force field on
the bus!

We're trapped inside!

Very fancy design!

You can admire it
later, Professor.

Once we shut down
whatever it is.

Always after we
shut things down.

Where's the fun in that?

If you're hearing this,

then you're probably sealed
inside the bus.

And obviously, you've found
the MADsport.

A state of the art mobile
doomsday device

set to freeze you and the
entire bus in MADtanium.

Oooh. Sounds unstable.

It's very unstable.

It will go off if you stop the
bus,

try to remove it, take your
hands off the wheel,

try to escape, use one of your
portal thingies,

or if you go go gadget the bus
into something else.

So, pretty much if we do
anything.

So, pretty much if you do
anything.

This message will
self-destruct...

when the bus does!

[LAUGHS] Talon out!

That went well. Right?

DR. CLAW: You were pitchy.

Pitchy?

What do you -

wait, I think it's still
recording...

forget all that.

Ah, it doesn't matter.

You'll be frozen soon anyway.

I knew I should have
taken that ride

with the lunch lady.

Huh?

Is that a MAD agent?

I'll take care of him!

No, Uncle Gadget!

That's... um... Gary...

from accounting!

He wanted to enjoy your scenic
tour

from the outside of the bus.

Gadget! Why don't you giv,
um...

"Gary" the bus ride of his life!

Excellent idea, Chief! Hang
on, Gary!

This bus ride is about to get

even more scenic-y-er.

Next on the Gadget scenic tour

is the world's greatest
parking spot!

There it is. The world's
greatest parking spot...

isn't it beautiful?

I think it's better to
admire the spot,

while driving away from it...

I beg to differ, Chief.

If we can hack into one
of these other cars,

maybe we can park it in
the spot before we freeze!

Huh, I guess you can't expect
a spot like that

to stay empty forever.

Good thing there's the world's
second greatest parking spot!

Oops! People are really eager
to park today.

Did anyone hear a crunch?

This is not as relaxing as the
retreat invitation promised.

[CAR ALARM BLARES]

Hmm..

[TIRES SCREECH]

That might leave a mark.

Ah, nothing like seeing

the world's greatest parking
spots put to good use.

Let's get back on the tour!

[PHEW!]

To the world's biggest
speed bumps!

[BARKS IN PANIC!]

[SNORING]

What is it? I'm very busy!

Uncle Claw, I really gotta go.

But the MADsport's in place
and has just been activated.

[GRIMACES]

Talon! I want this
done by dinner.

Chicken Fingers tonight!

Ooh, with plum sauce?

[THUMP!]

Those speed bumps were even
bigger than I imagined!

Hands on the wheel!

[BRAIN GRUNTS]

I've never seen anything this
complex before.

You must be careful.

Very, very careful.

Every little movement
has to be measured.

[YELP! YELP!]

If they aren't going to stop
themselves,

I'll have to help them.

[ZAAAP!]

Hm. That's a weird
place to put a hole.

Go Go Gadget Emergency Brake!

No, Uncle Gadget!

[YELPS]

[BEEPING]

ALL: Huh?

[ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!]

[EXPLOSIONS
& TIRES SCREECHING]

This road is in terrible
condition.

Uncle Gadget, eyes on the road.

Eyes on the road!!

No need to yell, Penny.

It's very distracting
to a driver.

[BEEPING]

Whoa!

[SPLAT]

I know everyone is disappointed
we had to cancel our trip

to the world's fourth
largest hay stack,

but we are running low on gas.

Wowsers, really low.
And getting lower!

And lower! And lower!

What if we got a crane

that lifted the
top of the bus off,

and we held on,
swinging to safety

before we all get MADtaniumed?

It would take way too long.

What if we cut a hole in the
side of the bus

where the MADsport is,

and fling it into the distance?

My readings indicate...

[EXPLODING NOISE]

Man, that thing is thorough.

It might actually work.
So Un-MAD like.

[SIGH]

If we all become
MADtanium-cicles,

I just want you to know...

I may have left a highly
unstable black hole

back at HQ...

We've all done
things like that...

Maybe not exactly, but close.

Since we'll soon be
frozen forever,

you should all know,

I've always wanted to dance
ballet.

[THEY GIGGLE]

I don't remember filling up
with disappearing fuel.

[BEEPING]

Something is suspicious.

- Ahh...
- Ahhh!

Hm. Go Go Gadget X Ray Vision.

[ZZZZAP!]

[BRAIN WHIMPERS]

Hang on, Gary.

Professor, we might
have a rust problem.

Better get it back to HQ.
Go Go Gadget G-Portal.

[ZAPP-WHOOOSH!]

This is the work of MAD.

They were uncharacteristically
inactive today,

so they must have been
here eating our meatballs!

Or maybe it was Gary
from accounting!

[GRUMBLES]

I wonder where the
Gadget-Bus ended up?

[FLUSH]

Ahh, that's better.

DR. CLAW: Talon!

What's the status of Gadget
and the MADSport?

They should be
freezing up anytime.

Adequate...
Hurry back to the lair.

And pick up plum
sauce on the way.

Okay, but I might
be a little late.

I'm out of Rocket Juice. Oh
hey, here comes a bus!

[BEEPING]

[GASP]

Next time, Gadget. NEXT TI...

[PFFFT!]

Finally getting into the
spirit...

so, where's that plum sauce?