07x01 - Week 1 (Season 7)

[bunniefuu]

(laughs) quite an entrance.

America watched as ashley fell head over heels For brad womack.

You are by far the best-looking dentist I've ever seen.

Oh. (laughs)

Ashley: from the very beginning, Brad and I had that instant spark.

Aah! (laughs)

This is the best date I've ever been on. I'm not even joking.

Score.

It was definitely magical.

Ashley, will you accept this rose, please?

Of course, brad.

I felt something so strong, and I knew that it was going somewhere great.

I'm so happy.

I didn't think that I would actually fall in love, and I surprised myself.

I should've been really happy, but I never really let myself believe it.

What's up?

Retraction.

Retraction, reluctance, second-guessing.

My feelings for brad put me in an area Where I could've been hurt.

You and I really do have something very real...

I know. I know, right?

(voice breaks) and I'm so scared that We're gonna lose something that could be really cool.

I know. I know.

I just told myself, no way. This can't be.

There's no way he feels strongly for me.

What if I can truthfully tell you that not a single bit Of the feelings I have for you have worn away?

See, sometimes, like, I have a really hard time telling, and that's what worries me.

I spent so much time in my own head, Fighting everything that brad told me, That I wasn't able to live in the moment.

(brad) ash, can I talk to you for a second, please?

Mm-hmm.

I think, in the end, it probably was the main factor In brad and I's breakup.

I'm sitting here, and I'm completely shocked That a relationship that I felt so strongly about Has gone in such a different direction.

Me, too.

I'm just--I'm kicking myself in the butt, Because I feel like...

We could've had something so good, If I, like, would've gone into this, like, Knowing how to do it better.

I mean, I can't turn back time.

I can't change things, but I hope you'll just make The best decision for me and for you.

Yeah. I, uh, I need to--

I need to tell you good-bye.

(ashley, crying)

I did not think that This would've ever happened.

(sighs)

(sniffles)

Saying good-bye to somebody for the last time is hard, but I'm trying to find the strength To, um, just look for the good in the situation and move forward, but I can't see that far ahead right now.

I guess I'm not that strong, you know.

(cries)

♪

Ashley: when I left south africa, I was devastated.

How strongly I felt for brad.

I loved him, and I ver told him.

Watching our relationship Go up and down and up and down was hard, and I have so many regrets.

I wonder how difrent things could've been.

That is gonna haunt me forever.

I don't want to be that person again.

I realize I can't go back.

I can't change the way I handled the situation, but what I can do is pull out Everything that I've learned from it and move forward and pefully not make The same mistakes again.

(chuckles)

As scary as it is to put yourself out there and to really lay your heart on the line, It's a better feeling than regret, 'cause at this point, Regret is the worst feeling that I've ever had.

You know, I was going through a hard time, but I wanted to start feeling like myself again, and within a few weeks, I did.

Hi, scott. How are you?

Nice to see you.

Hi. How are you doing?

I jumped right back into school, started treating patients, Just getting back to my old routine.

Hey, guys. What's up?

The timing is really great for me right now.

I've achieved a lot of things that I wanted to achieve, and I'm at a point in my life where--all these things I've created for myself--I want to share it with somebody.

I never thought that I would be given another chance, but here I am. It feels good.

I'm gonna do it right this time.

(laughs)

Ashley: I cannot believe that I'm the bachelorette.

I'm so grateful that I've been given this opportunity To make things right for myself.

I don't want to regret, And I want to be the best that I can be.

(laughs)

This life is so short, and I'm so happy with who I've become, and I feel so confident.

I'm in such a good place in my life right now.

I got knocked down in the first round, but I'm not down for the count, and I'm ready to get back in the ring.

♪

(seagulls cry, bicycle bell dings)

Ashley: I'm back in l.A., and I feel great.

(laughs)

Ashley: I'm so ready to find love again.

I'm ready to jt put my heart on the line.

I have nothing holding me back.

Being given this opportunity to date 25 different men and hopefully leave here with a husband--

I feel like the luckiest person in the world.

This feels like a fairy tale.

I cannot believe That I'm here right now, and I'm so grateful for this.

I'm ready for it to start.

It's exciting and a little nerve-racking, but I'm ready to start this journey.

I have a lot of confidence, but there's a small part of me that worries.

My biggest fear is falling in love with somebody and them not reciprocating that and being a disappointment to the guys.

25 guys are gonna show up, but I'm not guaranteed that 25 guys are gonna stick around.

Whether I look like a fool or not at the end, we'll see, but I am just gonna lay it all out on the line, and I'm not gonna let my insecurities get in the way Of my happiness this time.

My future is wide open, and so is my heart.

I'm leaving here with no regrets.

And tonight...

Hey.

25 of america's most eligible bachelors...

(laughs) are here to meet ashley...

Whoa! (laughs)

And it's a party like you've never seen before.

Oh, my gosh! (laughs)

Whoa. Look at this guy.

Who the (bleep) wears a mask?

If you're wearing a mask, You're obviously trying to hide something, I would assume.

Yeah, I got nothing to hide.

Man: the insanity begins.

Oh! What?!

Okay.

I love your energy.

I was so happy it was you.

Really?

Ashley: I feel like the luckiest girl in the world.

What if we call my mom?

No!

Man: you have 25 guys out here.

You gotta stand out.

Something's gonna happen tonight.

Man: has tim been boozin'?

Yeah. He's pretty drunk.

(snoring)

Hey, tim. Tim?

Tim? All right.

(chuckles) I'm gonna have to get some help here, I think.

And then...

Ashley: I came here to meet the man of my dreams, And I'm there.

(ashley, high-pitched voice) oh, my god!

Man: this is a girl who I could see myself marrying.

Whoo!

Man: this is amazing.

Ashley: that's beautil.

Ashley: I'm living a fairy tale.

I don't know how I got so lucky.

(laughs)

Man: she makes me feel alive.

I'm so happy right now.

Whoo!

Man: there's no place on earth I'd rather be right now.

Ashley: I can say, I am really falling in love with him.

Man: there's no question that ashley doesn't have The checklist that I'm looking for in a future wife.

I can tell you right now, it's not gonna work.

I couldn't give a (bleep) about her.

I think I would feel differently if the bachelorette was Emily.

(heartbeat thumping)

(ashley sniffles)

(voice breaking) my heart is, like, totally broken.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do.

(sobs)

Now how can I do this?

Hi. I'm Chris harrison.

Welcome to an exciting new season Of the bachelorette."

We've seen enough relationships to know that Real love is a fragile thing.

It can often quickly fall apart, Leaving heartbreak and haunting regret.

That was definitely the case last season with ashley hebert.

After a magical first date with brad womack, Ashley thought she'd found the one, but in the end, their love was not to be.

Ashley blamed herself.

She was heartbroken, filled with self-doubt.

Why had she not trusted her feelings more?

Why had she never told brad How much she really felt for him?

Well, ashley's had several months To reflect on her mistakes, and now regret has given way to the promise of new romance.

She's back and readyto fal, and she'll get that chance as our new bachelorette.

Ashley's on her way here right now, but before she arrives, let's look at some of the 25 men Who have traveled from all across america to meet her.

Man: I'm Ryan.

I'm 31 years old.

I'm someone that genuinely wants better for the world.

Well, there's 600 kilowatts in operation here--

Enough power to produce energy for 200 homes.

Ten years ago, started in the solar industry With three other friends, and now we have Over 600 employees.

I couldn't imagine doing Something I didn't believe in.

You really want to make a difference, You have to love what you do.

I would say, the only thing not perfectly sunny in my life is that I'm missing that special person.

If I meet the perfect person, there's no doubt in my mind That I am completely ready to get married and build a life With that person.

I am looking For the most powerful thing in the entire universe.

The only thing stronger than the sun is love.

I'm looking for the light my life To light up my soul brighter than the sun.

Man: I'm J.P. I'm 34.

I live in new york city.

I work in construction management and real estate development.

Ultimately, I'm on the right path To achieve what I want to achieve.

We are getting into the ground June 1.

(J.P.) my career is super important to me, but it is, needless to say, not the most important thing.

12 years of dating in new york, Falling in love, getting your heart broken, and there was Always just something missing, so I know I'm ready.

Yeah, I'll take one of those.

If I met the right girl, If I fell in love, if she was it, I don't think there's anything I wouldn't do for her.

(horns honk)

My names is ames.

I'm 31 years old, and I work in finance.

I grew up here in new york city, Went to yale, which is in connecticut, and then I got Two master's degrees at columbia, and then I went to harvard for my doctorate, and after three years of the doctorate at harvard, I came to new york to work in finance.

I get to travel all kinds of exotic places.

I think I've been to 70 countries in total.

I'm very, like, get-up-and-go, so I've run 39 marathons, and I've run a bunch of ultramarathons, Which are usually 28 hours of nonstop running.

I'm probably jinxing myself, but my first choice would be ashl h., Because I'm always attracted to women Who are really passionate about what they do, 'cause I think it's sexy to love what you do.

(zydeco music playing)

I love new orleans.

(chuckles)

Man: my name is ben. I'm 28.

I'm from new orleans, and I'm a lawyer.

New orleans is a fun place.

It's a party town.

I've had a lot of interesting experiences, but all that really makes me want to do is to find true love, Like, ideal love, because love is something I've thought about, To be honest with you, for a long time.

(playing piano)

On a scale of 1 to 10 regarding how romantic I am, I would give myself a 15, probably a 215.

(sighs)

I'm passionate.

I'm a very passionate person.

I live life with so much hope, Especially when it comes to love.

I am super excited about meeting the bachelorette.

When this whole thing is over, I hope to have a lasting love and the greatest love.

My name's benjamin. I'm 28 years old. I am a winemaker.

I grew up in sonoma, california, So it's always kinda been my blood.

My parents had a wonderful marriage.

They were always, you know, happy and joyful.

They were very much in love Up until my Dad passed away.

From an emotional standpoint, I've been pretty guarded since my Dad d*ed.

I grew up with loving parents, and they supported me and my sister, and I'd like to find someone that I can share that with and raise a family someday.

Believe me, I'm ready to fall in love.

I'm ready to start another journey With someone by my side.

I like well-roued, cultured women.

I love the women that have careers and things going on.

It's super attractive to me, and I hope she's brunette, Because I've had a track record of dating a lot oflondes That it didn't work out, and I'm a total brunette guy.

Man: my name is bentley.

I am 28, and I live in salt lakeity, utah, and I'm the father to the most amazing daughter.

Her name's cozy. I got divorced about a year and a half ago, Uh, basically because we took on too much too fast.

(puckers) and now I just wanted to have a little bit morfun, Try to run my own business, so a buddy and I just started Family fun center.

Yes. (chuckles) yes.

(bentley) I have a great life, a great job.

I have, um, a lot of things that most people don't, and I'm sure that the bachelorette would have A hard time ever sending me home without a rose.

I would love the bachelorette to be Emily.

I'm ready to meet her. I'm ready to see if we have a connection.

I'm ready toave some fun.

I hope she's up for it.

♪

Man: you said you wanted a pound on that?

Woman: a whole pound, please.

Man: my name is anthony.

You want a slice?

I'm 28 years old, and I'm a fourth generation butcher from new jersey.

I love going in to work every day, Because I know I'm gonna make people happy.

So I'm gonna be away for a while.

You think I'm gonna fall in love?

I think it's gonna happen, and you aren't--

It's time. It's time.

It's time to get married.

Yeah, it's time. It's time.

I'm going into this hoping that I really do have a connection With this girl. I hope she's full of life, you know, and, uh, that, you know, she can deal with, uh, you know, Just a small-time butcher like me.

It'll happen.

I-I can see this.

What if she doesn't eat meat?

That's gonna be a hell of a conversation Come the holidays.

My name is west.

I'm a prosecutor. I work for The state attorney general's office.

The idea of love is big, and I've had a great love of my life.

I was married to a wonderful woman named sarah Who I was madly in love with.

I asked her to marry me, and thank god, she said yes.

We were together for about seven years.

She was the true love of my life.

She had this history of-- of seizures.

One day she went and got in the bathtub.

I checked on her, and I found her...

Facedown in the tub.

I pulled her out, and I called 9-1-1.

It hurt more than anything I've ever felt in my life To lose her.

That part of my heart--

The trusting part and the loving part--

It just vanished. It d*ed.

Over the past couple of years since losing sarah, it's--

I've had a hard time putting myself out there, Taking that step.

You know, I have so many things That I'm proud of and happy about in my life.

I just really want someone to share that with, and so for me this is a great opportunity To sort of put my faith back in--in love and kinda take that leap.

♪

Man: my name is william.

I'm 30 years old, and I live in columbus, ohio.

My relationship history-- it's terrible.

Seven or eight of the girls that I've dated Have been able to move on directly after me To find the one that they wanted.

They're getting married, or they e married.

I was kind of their stepping-stone to happiness.

This is my luck. It is like this for me every single day.

(william) I do not want to live like this anymore.

It's time to look for a wife and eventually have a family.

Family is a big part of my life, and I always want to remember my d.

My Dad had a severe alcohol problem and had cirrhosis of the liver and cardiac arrest.

When I saw my Dad in the hospital, He just whispered that he loved me, and I told him I loved him back.

The next day, I got the phone call That he had passed, and I looked at my watch.

It had stopped.

It was the same time that my Dad had passed, and it's just stayed there.

I didn't want to change it, because it was gonna Always constantly be a reminder not to take life for granted, and it's time to live life.

Looking back, I would say that I've never rlly been in love.

It can happen at any moment, and I hope that it happens here.

Coming up...

Ashley says hello to 25 incredible guys.

Whoa! (laughs) and it's the wildest party you've ever seen.

(organ playing bach's toccata and fugue in d minor" whoa. Look at this guy.

Hey, batman!

Man: something's gonna happen tonight.

All right, jeff, what's the purpose?

(jeff) you have 25 guys out here. You gotta stand out.

Oh! What the...

What if we called my mom?

No!

If you came here to mess around, Then you need to look for love somewhere else.

I think I'll probably avoid that guy.

Ashley: his behavior is not acceptable, and I think I have no other choice but to send him home.

25 of the most eligible bachors in america Have traveled here to los angeles to meet ashley, and one of them could ve well become her husband, but before the men arrive, Let's welcome back the woman of the hour, Our new bachelorette--ashley.

(gasps)

♪

Chris: ashley, welcome back.

Hi, Chris.

How are you?

Good. So good to see you.

You look beautiful.

Thank you.

Are you nervous?

Nervous, excited, anxious, scared.

Well, as nervous and scared as you are, these 25 guys--

Ten times more.

You're gonna do great.

The guys are on their way here, So before they arrive, what do you say we go inside?

Let's go.

(both) all right.

♪

Have a seat.

Welcome.

Thank you.

Did you really think you would ever be back In this house, "bachelorette"?

No, I never thought I would be here, to be honest.

No, but I'm so happy that I am.

You look bk at your prior experience on this show.

Mm-hmm.

What do you regret the most?

All this te that bra.

Mm-hmm.

There's not a lot of time...

Right.

And I spent it just complaining and being insecure and that I really feel like I made a lot of mistakes.

I misused our time together, and then at the end, Brad and I got to a point where we had to be at a certain point In our relationship, and we weren't there.

Yeah.

My actions ultimately caused the demise of our relationship.

What were you so afraid of?

First of all, I'm the most skeptical person That you could probably ever meet, so coming on To meet brad, I didn't think I'd feel as strongly.

I absolutely fell in love with him, and here brad is, telling me he really cares about me...

Right.

And now that I watch it, I believe him.

In that moment, I didn't believe him.

I just didn't want to look like a fool.

I was scared to believe him, but I'm learning more so That I looked like a fool for trying not to be a fool, and now that I know that, I would go back and do things A lot differently. That's why I'm here. Maybe there-- how do we not do it this time?

Being able to recognize it is the first step for me.

There's no way I would ever do that again. I mean, life--

That's what life is all about...

Right.

Constantly growing and learning from your mistakes and recognizing your mistakes, admitting your mistakes, and I'm gonna continually be growing throughout the process.

I'm not perfect.

Yeah.

I'm flawed, but I'm ready for my turn now.

So you're ready to move on.

You're over brad.

Are you ready to fall in love, and can you find love?

I hope I can find love here.

I obviously can't predict the future, but I learned a lot from my mistakes, and I'm at a great place in my life Where I want to share it with somebody.

Yeah.

So if there is a great guy-- which I'm sure there are--

And sparks fly and fireworks go off... (chuckles)

I think it's gonna be a very happy ending.

What scares you the most about tonight then? Uh, rejection?

That's the main thing.

(clicks tongue) not rejection.

I'm scared that some of the guys watched last season...

Yeah.

And coming into it, they're like, "eh, it's ashley."

You just hope they like you when they get out of the limo?

Yeah. I just hope I don't let them down, and then the other thing is, I'm very concerned that Some of the guys might not be coming on for the right reasons, and I know that's cliché, to say the right reasons"...

Right.

But I think--I'm scared that they aren't coming on here For me or the possibility of falling in love.

Um, I spoke to a past contestant, Somebody that I was close to in the house...

Okay.

And they made me aware that somebody that was coming On the show was here for... Not a good intention.

Wait.

He had--did not have good intentions coming on here.

Back up. How--like-- mm-hmm.

So someone called you from last-- mm-hmm, and said, "ashley, I just--

"I just want to let you know, if, you know, if it--if I were In your shoes, I would want to know this, and--" how does she know he's even on the show?

She's friends with his ex-wife.

His name is bentley, and--

His name's what?

Bentley.

Okay.

Apparently he's coming on the show to promote his job, but it just bums me out...

This--

Because this is so important to me right now.

But this is-- this is a little crazy.

Never in the ten years I've done this show...

-Hmm.

Have we ever had drama...

I know! (laughs) just my luck!

Before the limo arrives!

Just my luck, Chris.

But the truth is, you know, People talk, and, you know, everything he--

It might not be true...

Right.

And I want to give this guy the benefit ofhe doubt.

That's... Can you give this guy the benefit of the doubt?

Well, this is--this is--

I mean, the moment he gets out and says, "hi. My name is bentley," I mean, you're gonna be sizing this guy up.

Yeah, but you have to give people a chance, So I'm gonna give him a fair chance.

I'm gonna pretend like I haven't even heard anything, But I hope that he's not...

So attractive. (laughs)

(laughs) you hope it's an easy decision?

I hope it's an easy dec--

I hope he has only one front tooth. (laughs)

(laughs)

Worst case is what? I mean, you fall in love with this guy, and he's not here for the right reasons?

I'm gonna put it all out there, Even if I feel insecure in a situation--

"well, what if this guy doesn't like me back?" right.

I am putting it all out there, because I do not want to leave With the regret that I felt when I left brad.

What if that leads to you being hurt?

Then so be it.

I'm not a fool.

I'm not a fool for being hurt.

No regrets, Chris.

No regrets this time.

Well, 25 guys on their way here just to meet you.

Mm-hmm.

They have come from all over e country.

Mm-hmm.

A chef, a single Dad...

Aw.

And...

What?

A fellow dentist.

No! Oh, yes!

Oh, I'm so excited!

Are you serious?

That's what gets you so excited? (chuckles)

I am so excited! That's such a great combination of guys.

I'm so excited.

Should we go meet 'em?

Let's go meet them.

All right.

♪

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All right, ashley.

This is it.

I'm so excited!

25 guys all here just to meet you.

Mm-hmm.

Are you nervous, excited, what?

You know, I'm feeling all excitement right now. I'm ready.

Just remember what we talked about in there.

Mm-hmm.

No regrets.

No regrets. None.

I wish you the very best, ashley.

Thank you.

Here comes the first limo.

Let the journey begin.

Thanks, Chris.

Man: whoo!

(men speaking indistinctly)

Man: all right!

Man: whoo! She is a cutie.

Man: oh, wow.

Man: whoo!

Man: all right, champs.

Man: here we go.

♪

Whoa. (laughs)

Wow. (chuckles)

Hey. Hi.

Hi, ashley.

Nice to meet you.

Can I have a hug? (laughs)

Absolutely. (laughs)

I'm--I'm Ryan...

Nice to meet you, Ryan.

And I'm so excited to finally meet you.

You're so cute. (laughs)

(chuckles) all I've gotta say is, Brad's loss is my gain, rit?

(laughs) that's so sweet.

I am so excited to get to know the real you. I'm-- thank you so much.

I'll see you inside, okay?

(chuckles) all right.

(chuckles)

Bye. (chuckles)

Whew. (laughs)

♪

Asey, how are you doing?

Hi. Good. How are you?

I love your tie.

Good. I'm jon.

Nice to meet you, jon.

Nice to meet you, too.

How you doin'?

Great. Can we just sp everything and go straight to...

(laughs)

Can we just go straight to the honeymoon?

I wish we could.

Come on. Let's go.

Come on. Let's go.

Oh, my god! (laughs)

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

I'm just joking.

I'm glad you didn't break my dress.

(laughs) that was awesome!

Okay.

That was so great!

We'll--we'll wait for later.

So nice to meet you.

So nice to meet you.

Let's talk inside.

Thank you for that little ride.

All right, I'll see you soon.

Oh, that was cute.

Hey.

How are you?

Hi. Good. How are you?

You're gorgeous.

Thank you so much.

I'm lucas.

Nice to meet you, lucas.

How you doing? Feeling good?

Good. Feeling great.

You smell good.

I'm not gonna pick you up.

Thank you. I'm a hugger.

I'm a hugger, too.

I'm from texas, so I gotta give--

You look absolutely stunning, girl. I'm so happy to be here.

I'm happy that you're here.

Okay. I'll see you inside.

Good-bye.

See you inside.

(laughs)

Hey!

Hi. How are you?

Good. How are you?

Not too bad.

You look amazing.

Thank you. So do you.

I literally thought of a thousand things I wanted to say when I got out of that limo.

Okay.

I can't think of a single one.

I'm--I'm excited that it's you.

That's okay.

I'm so happy that it's you.

Thank you so much. That means a lot to me. Thareally does.

I've had my heart broken before in the past.

Oh! Oh, no.

It's gonna be different this time.

I think so.

What was your name?

William. William.

William. William.

Sorry. I-I'm lost in the moment right now.

No, it's fine.

It's fin I'll see you inside.

All right.

How you doing?

Hi. Good. How are you?

I'm well. So I have something to give you...

Oh, gosh.

From all the men in america.

Please don't slap me.

I won't. I promise.

Okay. Okay. Whoa! (laughs)

I'm mickey.

Nice to meet you, mickey.

Nice to meet you.

You totally caught me ofguard there. I'm sorry.

It's good to meet you.

You look gorgeous.

So much better. Nice to meet-- thank you so much.

I'll talk to you inside. Bye.

I'll see you inside.

Okay. (laughs)

Okay.

Man: how'd that go?

(mickey) I kissed her.

Man: really?

Man: that was ballsy.

Yeah. Hey, you know what?

You gotta go for it.

Seems like such an awesome girl.

Man: yeah.

She is gorgeous in person.

Man: okay, here we go!

Do it!

Man: whoo!

Man: oh, wow.

She looks unbelievable.

Man: oh, man.

(speaks indistinctly)

Hi.

(laughs)

(new york accent) I'm tim.

What was that pause for?

The pause is because...

I-I don't know. I-I can't get the words out of my mouth.

That's okay. That's okay.

You look stunning.

You really do.

Thank you so much.

You're breathtaking.

I like your accent. I can tell you're from new york.

I know.

You're an east coaster, no?

Yeah, I am.

All right, well, now I want a hug.

You want a hug? I'm a hugger anyway, so... (laughs)

All right.

It's nice to meet you.

I'll see you inside.

Hopefully I'll see you inside.

I'll see you inside.

Hey.

Hey. How are you doing?

Good. How are you?

I'm ben.

Nice to meet you, ben.

Nice to meet you. Can I tell you something really quick?

Sure.

(speaks french)

Oh, thank you so much.

That's so sweet.

(laughs) it's not finished.

Oh, that's not-- that's not-- it's not finished.

It's not finished.

(speaking french)

Yeah, I wanna know why.

Okay.

Thank you so--that is the sweetest thing ever! Yay!

Yes! Okay, wonderful.

So cute!

Thank you. You're sweet.

Come find me ins--

I'll see you inside, okay?

All right, great.

Come find me inside.

Yes. Okay.

Hey, ashley, how are you?

Hey. Good. How are you?

Good. I'm stephen.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, stephen.

I love your hair.

Thank you. I love yours, too.

You got a new color, huh?

Thank you. New color, yeah.

I love it, definitely.

Good. I'm glad you're here.

Yeah, definitely.

All right, good.

All right.

I'll see you inside.

Bye-bye. Bye.

Bye.

Hi. I'm Chris.

Hi. Nice to meet you, Chris.

I'm ashley.

So nice to meet you. Well, I can't wait to get to know you.

Me, too.

And I really want to put a little create introduction.

Okay.

You know, give you a little background, okay? So...

(rapping) ♪I grew up in moline, went to school in champaign ♪
♪ living in chicago now, loving life every day ♪
♪ I really can't wait to get to know you ♪
♪ and all I want to say is by the e of this experience ♪
♪ our lives will never be the same ♪

That is so cute! What are you, like, a rapper or something?

No. (laughs) maybe I should be.

No. Just a hobby of mine, so...

(laughs)

I'll see you inside, all right?Okay.

Hey.

Hi.

How are you?

Good. How are you?

Good. I'm a hugger. Mm.

Oh, I'm a hugger, too.

I'm west.

Nice to meet you. West?

Yeah, opposite of east, slightly north of south.

Very cool. Very cool.

Nice to meet you.

Very nice to meet you.

Oh, I have something for you.

Okay.

It's a broken compass, and it's stuck on west." okay. That is very cute.

And I hope that if you ever start feeling lost In this whole process, that it'll help you Find your way back to me.

That's very clever of you.

I will take this compass.

Well, uh, I'm gonna go in, but talk later?

Definitely.

I'll see you in there.

Awesome.

It was great to meet you.

Bye.

Man: oh, my goodness!

Man: whoo!

Man: nice.

Man: wow!

(laughs)

(laughs)

Nice place.

(laughs)

So...

My name is anthony.

Nice to meet you. I'm ashley.

I've never been on a blind date before.

Okay.

I could imagine doing a blind date Or at least 25 of 'em in one night.

I know. Crazy, right?

Yeah. Are you nervous?

Um, I'm fine now. I was.

Are you?

A little bit. A little bit.

A little bit, huh?

Is it noticeable?

Not--no. Not really. It looks like you were taking your time Over there, checking yourself out in the window.

Well, it was lovely to meet you.

Lovely to meet you.

I'll see you inside, okay?

Yeah, sounds good.

All right.

Hi.

Hello.

How are you?

Good. How are u?

Good.

I'm rob.

Nice to meet you, rob.

Pleasure. I want to tell you...

Okay.

I saw your season...

Okay.

And there's one really big difference between me and brad.

Okay, what is that?

I don't have any crowns for you to clean out.

(laughs) you don't?

Unh-unh.

Do you need any?

No.

Okay, that's great.

I think we'll get along just fine.

Yay! I guess I'll see you inside then.

Soundsood.

Okay, give me a hug.

I'll see you inside, rob.

Okay. Okay.

Hello.

Hi.

I'm ames.

I'm ashley.

Nice to meet you, ames.

Very nice to meet you.

You look so beautiful.

Thank you so much.

I know you work really hard...

Mm-hmm.

And I know you love dance...

Yes.

So I was thinking, what do I give this beautiful woman As a gift? So I thought ballet tickets for the two of us...

No!

So that, uh, sometime...

You're so cute! (laughs)

Can you take a break from all your work, and maybe we can go to the ballet.

Thank you so much.

That's the sweetest thing ever.

My pleasure. Mm.

Thank you!

Thank you.

So sweet. I guess I should give you one of those, right?

Oh, right.

Well, thank you, ashley.

Nice to meet you.

I'll see you inside.

I can't wait.

Whew!

(laughs)

Hello.

Hi.

How are you?

Good. How are you?

Oh. Just shake it out.

You're shaking it out.

Hey. Matt.

Are you dancing for me?

Nice to meet you, ma.

Yeah. How are you?

You're beautiful. Look at you.

Thank you. Thanks.

So I was thinking, I usually do this handshake with my uncle.

You down for, like, learning a little handshake?

Sure. Absolutely.

Are you up for it? All right, follow me, all right?

I'm up for it.

Yeah, let's do it.

This way, this way, three taps... One, two, three.

That... Okay.

One, two, three.

This, then you come in, end it with a hug.

Oh, I'm so glad you-- we'll work on that.

It's okay. We'll work on it.

All right, sounds good.

Beautiful. Happy to be here.

Thank you. I'll see you inside.

Thank you so much. Thank you.

I'll see you inside.

Oh, my god. (laughs)

(laughs)

Ashley. How you doing?

I'm jeff.

Hi. Good. How are you?

Nice to meet you, jeff.

Are you excited?

Yeah.

Well, I wanted to let you know that I wanted To take my face out of the game...

Okay.

And have you learn a little bit about what's inside. All right?

Okay. You gonna keep that on all night?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, really? Okay. All right.

All right.

Well, I'm looking forward to getting to know you A little better.

Okay. All right, have fun.

All right, see you later.

Thank you. See ya.

Man: whoa.

Look at this guy.

(man laughs)

(tim) who the (bleep) is that?

(jeff) I'm jeff.

Man: what is that guy wearing?

The guy in the mask-- if you're wearing a mask, You're obviously trying to hide something, I would assume.

Yeah I got nothing to hide.

(william) that's just a little creepy to me.

Man: is that gonna be a thing all night?

(jef I'm making a point.

I don't like masks. No.

You can take it off now.

It's cool.

Man: yeah, he needs to go.

You think you have a good chance to get a rose with a mask on?

Man: take the mask off.

Man: that's kind of creepy.

Ashley, u just met your first 15 men.

What do you think so far?

I think they're awesome.

Very good quality of guys here.

Well, uh, bentley, the guy we talked about...

Yeah.

All right, are you anxious to meet him?

I just hope he's not drop-dead gorgeous and so nice.

You ready to move on?

I'm ready to move on.

All right, ten more on their way here right now.

In fact, here's the next limo.

All right. Thanks, Chris.

Man: oh, my god.

Man: there she is!

Look at that. Beautiful.

Man: wow.

Man: oh, she looks gorgeous.

(laughs)

New hairdo.

(laughs) you or me?

You and me. And me, actually.

Oh, I like. I like.

Yeah, you look beautiful.

Thank you so much.

My name's ben.

Nice to meet you, ben.

I, uh, I'm from san francisco and san diego. I'm a winemaker.

Very nice.

So I figured we'd have a toast. Start it off right...

I love it!

Great.

Have a glass.

How's everything going?

(cork pops) pretty good. What about you?

Are you nervous?

Good. A little bit. I brushed my teeth, like, eight times today.

A little? (laughs)

So, uh...

Cheers.

To new beginnings.

New beginnings I'm looking forward to seeing where this adventure takes us.

Definitely.

(both) cheers.

(clink)

Mmm! Did you make that?

Not bad, right? Did.

Nice to meet you, too.

That wine is delicious.

I'll talk to you inside.

Thanks. I made it for you.

You're so sweet.

I'll see you inside.

All right. Cheers.

Ah.

I'm frank.

Hi, frank. I'm ashley.

Nice to meet you.

Oh, how sweet.

Mwah.

What a gentleman.

I'm so delighted to finally meet you.

Thank you. Oh! Ooh, I like it.

(laughs) oh, my gosh.

(laughs) that's so fun.

I'm surprised you can carry me.

(laughs) oh, sh**t.

(laughs)

That was really, really sweet.

Well, I'd love to dance with you further inside, so...

We can do that inside.

Mwah!

Thank you so much.

I'll see you inside, okay?

I'll see you soon.

Hey.

Hi.

How are you? I'm mike.

Good. How are you?

Mike, I'm ashley.

Pleasure. You look gorgeous.

Nice to meet you.

Thank you so much. So do you.

This is actually the first time in my life That I've actually been excited to go see a dentist.

Really? (laughs) that's a good one. That's a good one.

Well, no. It's true.

I mean, honestly, If it was my dentist, that was standing here, and I was in that car, you'd probably have to gas me To get out.

Well, I can gas you inside if you want.

Okay, now we're talking.

It seems like it's gonna be a-- good. Well, I'm glad you're here.

Absolutely. Come here.

I'm a hugger. Oh, my gosh.

I will talk to you inside.

Absolutely.

All right, great.

Bye.

Hey.

How you doing?

Good. Hoare you?

Oh, excellent. I'm Chris.

I'm 27. I'm from canada.

Chris.

You look gorgeous.

Thank you.

Yeah, no, from what I know of you, I don't know too much, but we have lots in common, so...

Uh-huh. Really?

Yeah, I'd love to talk to you inside. Bye. Good meeting you.

All right good.

I'll meet you inside.

Terrific.

I don't know if you recognize that.

Yeah, I recognize it. (laughs)

You look absolutely gorgeous.

Thank you so much.

My name's Ryan.

Ryan, nice to meet you.

Hi, ashley. And you're from the bachelor" show...

Yes.

Which I'm a-a big fan of, so I saw you on that.

Oh, great. Great.

I brought a camera, so throw the arms up.

Okay. All right.

All right, here we go.

All right, we'll do one of you and I.

Okay.

We really gotta jam our faces together.

Mm.

All right, let's see what we got. Cute!

A little blurry.

A little blurry. One more.

Oh.

(camera shutter clicks) all right.

And. Uh, later, if I can get one with Chris harrison as well, That you can take, hopefully.

So, all right.

Okay. I can do that for you.

I'll meet you inside.

I'll see you inside.

You look gorgeous. Good luck.

Thank you so much. Thanks.

(man whistles)

Man: oh, wow!

Man: there she is! Gorgeous!

How you doing?

Good. How are you?

Wow. That dress is stunning.

You're gorgeous.

(laughs) thank you so much.

What's your name?

J.P.

J. P., nice to meet you.

I'm ashley.

Very nice-- nice to meet you, too.

I have no props.

I have nothing, but, um...

Nothing. Just yourself.

Just myself and my smile.

Oh, how sweet!

So well, uh, we'll talk more inside?

We'll talk inside.

All right.

All right, see you, J.P.

Hey!

Hi! Hey!

I'm nick.

It's so nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, nick.

You look incredible.

Thank you. So do you.

So cute.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much. Guess what.

What?

I got a em for you.

I wrote it myself.

Oh, gosh! All right.

Okay, let's hear.

Are you ready? Are you ready?

All right.

As we embark on this journey to places unknown...

Mm-hmm.

On group dates, home dates and time spent alone...

Mm.

I make you the promise to be the perfect catch As long as you make the promise

To eliminate everyone else in my stretch. (laughs)

You like that?

(laughs) that's good. I see your comedian skills, too.

Yeah, that's it.

So you're a poet and a comedian. That's awesome.

You got it. It was very nice meeting you and I look forward To speaking with you inside.

All right, take care.

So good to meet you.

I'll see you inside, okay? Bye.

Hey.

Hello.

How are you?

Good.

Good.

Talk about the best blind date ever.

Give me a hug. Come on!

(laughs) it's great to see you.

My name's blake.

Nice to meet you, blake.

I'm excited to get to know you.

Me, too.

I look forward to seeing you inside.

I'll see you inside.

All right, great.

Hey.

(car door closes)

(laughs)

Hi. How you doing?

Hi. Od. How are you?

Give me a hug. I'm bentley.

Oh. (chuckles)

How are you doin'?

Good. How are you?

Good. Good. I'm nervous.

Good. You're nervous? Really?

I'm nervous, too.

Yeah. Yeah. Look at you.

You're beautiful.

I'm nervous to meet you.

You doing okay?

I'm doing all right.

Okay. Well, I know you're a busy woman.

So hopefully I can talk to you inside.

I'll see you inside.

Thanks, bentley.

Okay. See you.

Hi.

Hi.

I'm constantine.

Nice to meet you.

I love that name.

Thank you.

You look beautiful.

Nice to meet you.

Thank you so much.

It's funny, 'cause, like, everyone keeps telling me, like, What are you gonna do to make this girl remember you?

Uh-huh.

So I thought about a little something and I got something For you, so...

Okay. Oh, no! (laughs)

Are you gonna floss my teeth or your teeth?

Uh, I don't know.

Can I see your hand?

Sure.

So I'm gonna tie this on your hand...

You are the cutest thing ever.

So hopefully, when we get inside, You can remember that I was the one That tied the pink dental floss on your finger.

You are too cute. (laughs) I'll see you inside, constantine.

Definitely. Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Well, what do we think?

Hey, Chris.

I'm so excited right now.

25 men.

Is this what you expected?

It's so much better than I expected.

You and I talked earlier, and you were all about that--

That first impression, that gut instinct. Did you have that?

I-I felt it with a couple guys.

You had it multiple times?

That's good.

Multiple times. That's good.

If your husband in there?

I hope so. I really hope so.

Bentley--you actually looked a little mad When he walked away.

Because?

I wasn't mad. Well, I mean...

Because he's good-looking?

He's really good-looking.

Yeah, he's really attractive.

Well, maybe you can poke holes in him Once you get to meet the guy.

Yeah, maybe.

Another thing we talked about-- on a serious note--

Your fears tonight...

Mm-hmm.

Worried these guys wouldn't feel a connection to you.

I feel like they were so responsive to me, and the things they were saying made me feel like They would be interested in me Or they could be interested in me.

A lot more to come. 25 guys inside dying to get to know you.

You ready to go inside?

I'm ready.

All right, ashley, You just met your 25 men.

What do you think?

Amazing!

Smile on your face-- that's a good sign.

I'm so excited!

Are you?

Yes. Verexcited.

Is your husband inside?

I think so.

All right, I know you're sick of talking to me...

I am.

But before I send you in, one more thing to tell you About tonight--there will be a first impression rose.

You've been here before.

You know what it's all about.

Yes, I do.

Give that rose to the one guy you are sure You want to keep around, okay?

All right.

Other than that, ashley, the house is yours.

Thanks, Chris.

All right, go get 'em.

Man: Whew!

Man: Ashley, uh, looks gorgeous.

Wow. She looked amazing.

Fantastic, man. That dress-- wow, that's dynamite.

She looks like a little sweetheart.

I can't wait to actually meet her.

Man: hey!

Man: all right!

(men cheering)

Man: Ow! Ow!

Guys, I cannot tell you how amazing I feel right now.

You guys have exceeded my expectations, and I tell you, I've been dreaming about this night For the past few weeks. So...

That's two of us.

Man: so have we.

So I'm so excited that you guys are all here, and I'm so grateful to be in this position.

If any of you guys watched last season, I think you know that I had a really hard time.

My greatest advice to you guys is just to be honest with yourself, Be honest with me, most importantly, and allow yourself to fall in love and allow yourself to feel whatever you're feeling.

Yolook beautiful, by the way.

Have--thank you.

Have so much fun tonight!

All right.

Cheers, guys!

Cheers.

Whoo!

Ashley looks absolutely breathtaking.

I could definitely see myself marrying this girl.

I want a rose tonight.

I wanna be here till the end.

Can I steal you?

Yes, of course.

All right.

All right.

Man: wow. That was fast.

Man: oh, he pulled her away.

Ashley is gorgeous.

Unfortunately, Ryan stole her right away, but, uh, It's cutthroat right now.

You gotta do what you gotta do.

Ryan! My man!

I had to. I had to, right?

You gotta fight for that.

Like, you gotta, like, You gotta go steal her away.

Man: it's gonna take a little bit of guts and nuts.

Ashley is sparkling, literally sparkling. Now it's my chance.

I am grabbing her now.

Whew. Wow.

Are you excited to be here?

My heart's b*ating out of my chest.

Really? Me, too.

Yeah. I mean...

Pretty amazing, huh?

Yeah, I mean, I just gotta tell you that out of everybody that Could potentially be here, I am so excited that you're here.

Really?

Yeah. I mean...

That's very nice to hear, 'cause that was one of my biggest fears coming into it.

No, I mean...

You know...

(speaks indistinctly)

I-I mean, I don't know, obviously, much about you, and I'm really excited to get to know you better.

Mm. Mm-hmm.

But I think there's a lot of similarities.

Really?

I an, I see you as someone that's intelligent, Is active and loves, you know, just--I'm all about activity...

Mm-hmm.

And getting out and doing things.

Very cool.

Um, born and raised california boy, Studied business, and I started a solar company While still in college.

And we've grown from, uh, four people, when I started...

Uh-huh.

And over the last 10 years, uh, we now have 600 employees.

That's amazing!

And we're putting thousands of homes in of solar, We're doing it on big buildings and utility companies, and I really truly believe in making the world a better place.

Congratulations.

That's amazing.

It's been quite a ride.

Do you wanna come do my house? (laughs)

(laughs) yes.

That's so cool!

Good for you!

So--so I mean, I'm now at a place where I-I want the next chapter...

Yeah.

And I want someone to share life with.

I can relate to that.

And I want to live it up.

I feel really good about Ryan p.

Ryan is the whole package.

He's gorgeous, smart, successful, Has such a positive outlook on life.

Heeally put me at ease.

My conversation with him Really set the bar very high.

So tell me about you.

I live in san diego and san francisco part of the time.

Okay. Interesting.

Uh, I do internet advertising in san diego...

Okay.

And I started a small winery in sonoma With one of my best friends from middle school...

Amazing.

And we've been doing that for about three years.

And, uh, I actually just went back to school also, Studying more wine stuff.

I still have a job, Just in school f-- oh,, so you're rocking all these different things.

Yeah, all kinds of things.

That's am--so what's your favorite kind of wine?

Right now I would love a nice cabernet.

Mm.

Cabernet sauvignon.

I like cabernet.

Yeah, I'm a fan.

Yeah, you're a wine girl?

The wine that you gave me outside the limo was delicious.

Uh-huh. That was mine.

It was sweet. It was perfect.

It's just the right amount of sweetness.

Yeah. That--we haven't even released that.

It just came out, so...

Good. A little kicker.

It was perfect.

It was a kicker, yeah.

Yeah.

I needed that.

Ashley is stunningly beautiful.

Really, I was--I was actually kind of blown away.

I-I would--

I would very much like a rose.

I'm totally all about it and getting to know her Because, uh, the attraction's there. She's pretty.

She's very pretty.

How's it going?

It's good. It's just--I mean, you've been here, so it's...

I'veeen here, yeah.

It's overwhelming and nervous at the same time.

Is it?

Yeah. I definitely enjoyed you last season, Definitely on the hometown date.

Did you?

Yeah. That's why I kinda was like, I think you and mom Would definitely get along.

You're thinking that far ahead already, huh?

I do. Well, it's-- my theory on it is that...

(singsongy) somebody's really confident!

I'm not this--I'm not, like, this crazy, like, mama's boy Or anything like that, but if you can't get along With my mom... Ah.

Yeah.

No, I love mama's boys.

That's a good thing-- to be a mama's boy.

Can I put you on the spot right now?

Sure.

What if we called my mom?

Stop it! No!

Yes. I'm not even joking.

I'm not even joking.

Oh, my goodness!

Okay, let's do it.

I'm putting you on the spot.

What's her name?

Gail. This is the real deal.

(phone rings)

I'm nervous.

Woman: hi...

(speaks indistinctly) hey, mom. I'm sitting here with a beautiful young lady.

Who?

Hi, gail.

It's ashley!

Oh, I am so happy to be able to say hello to you.

Oh, that's so sweet!

I'm happy to say hello to you.

I think you two are gonna get along really, really well...

Ooh.

Yeah.

And I don't want to take up too much of your time, but if neither of you mind, I was kind of hoping to give you A little bit of motherly advice before I hang up.

Oh.

Is that okay?

Oh, yes.

Yes, we'd love to hear it.

Listen, when the two of you decide At you're gonna forgo on...

Just remember two things--

Number one, your moms are watching...

That's true.

And number two, don't forget to use your protection.

Oh, ho!

(laughs) all right, mom.

(laughs)

That's awesome, gail.

I love you already.

(laughs) wow. Okay.

Ashley: these guys are so fantastic.

They're so intelligent, so funny, made me laugh.

I feel like a million bucks.

I can't believe all these guys are interested in me.

They wanna date me.

I was so happy it was you.

Really?

Oh, no. I swear. I swear.

What?

Yeah, that's right.

Oh, no! What did you want to say real quick?

Anyway, let's...

Oh, no, no. Sorry, buddy.

No, it's all good.

I'll write you a song later.

Me and two other guys sitting there--

My first conversation with ashley--it was obviously, You know, not the type of time I was looking for.

Well, all of a sudden, a dude rolls in with a guitar.

Come on, dude.

Guitar, huh? All right.

Guitar in the building.

Coming into this, I had no idea how amazing these guys would be, and I am so surprised with the caliber of men That are here, and I cannot believe That there's one that plays the guitar.

I've always wanted to be serenaded.

Okay. (exhales deeply)

So what you got? Nervous?

(grunts)

Oh! What the...

I don't really play guitar.

That's awesome!

I just--I just really wanted to talk to you.

Well, you got my attention.

I just really wanted to talk to you, and I thought That would be a cool way to talk to you.

I hate that guy.

I don't like him at all.

(laughs) it takes all kinds.

Man: yeah.

You gotta--you gotta take, uh, whatever chance you get.

The insanity begins.

(laughs) it's crazy.

There are a lot of guys pulling some pretty cool tricks, and that sets the bar pretty high.

You got 25 guys out here.

You gotta stand out.

Hey, batman!

(rob) then you got the guy with the mask...

Men: batman!

Where's robin?

Does he have a cape, too, or no?

I think I'll probably avoid that guy Throughout the evening.

Who the (bleep) wears a (bleep) mask?

Man: have you guys ever seen the movie eyes wide shut," Though? Like, it's--it's kinda like that sex party mask Or something like that.

(jeff) this is exactly what I knew would happen.

You cover up half of your face and--and all of a sudden, you're strange.

We live in a society that everybody judges everybody From the outside.

What counts is on the inside, and that's why I did it.

You got something on your face.

I want to take care of it.

Yeah, I know. I know.

I gotta leave it on.

So where are you from?

I'm from the land that I don't wear, uh...

Is this for real?

Yeah.

Why is that?

That does bother me. Uh...

Yeah, I mean, move somewhere else.

Man: you want to get in a conversation somhere else, Get out of this guy's face?

Oh, okay. Yeah, I'll move somewhere else. Okay, bye.

(tim) oh, this guy's a character over here.

You know, it's funny, 'cause I knew you--

I knew you'd probably judge, but, you know, whatever.

(jon) he can't take it.

Yo, I don't walk around looking (bleep) robin.

Uh, oh. Let's stay away from that right there.

Can somebody take the maskoff?

The guy in the mask is a weirdo.

I don't like him.

I'm here to hopefully find love.

Who wants to be around a kid with a mask? I don't.

I think he's a creeper.

Like, I'm not kidding, like, that's (bleep) creepy.

Does it bother you?

It doesn't bother me. I just don't want you nowheres near me.

Tim and the masked man are definitely nemesis.

Yeah.

Tim from new york was giving him (bleep) for it.

He put a pillow right in front...

Man: he's a little more loose than everybody else.

Of the masked guy's face.

It was pretty blunt. Something's gonna happen tonight.

Something's gonna happen tonight.

It's already started.

(man, singsongy) drama!

It's already started.

Man: yeah.

Man: wow. I'm worried.

Man: hey, where's she at?

It's a lot of pressure.

So have any of you guys gone?

You don't want to be the person who didn't get The time to talk to her and end up going home.

Yeah. Well, then yeah, and if you're--

Ashley!

We're waiting for you!

(man chuckles)

(tim) I'm nervous.

Ashley is drop-dead gorgeous, and I'm not the best-looking guy here, so, like, I think It's very important to have time alone with ashley.

Without it, I would get lost in the shuffle.

Hey, guys. What's going on?

Man: oh! Chris!

Good to see ya. Ashley.

Chris!

First impression rose we talked about earlier.

You know what to do with it.

I'll leave you to it.

Mm-hmm.

Next time I see you, it'll be time for the rose ceremony.

You guys enjoy.

Thanks, Chris.

Is this rose just gonna hang out here and taunt us all evening?

I really think--I think--

(jon) Chris harrison brought out that first impression rose, and it was intense.

Everyone's kind of wondering now, you know, Where we're gonna go from here, who's gonna get that rose.

I'm obviously hoping that I get it.

I'm a marine corps vet...

That's great.

And now I'm really ready to explore the world With a teammate in life, and, you know, someone...

That's exciting.

I can spend, you know, my life with, and that's why I'm here.

Having the first impression rose out--

It kind of forces people to kinda get in the action.

I'm gonna get my time.

There's no doubt about that.

Everyone's trying to impress you.

I'm having a b-- you don't have to impress anybody.

Everyone's kind of trying to impress me, yeah, which is--

I have no idea why.

(lucas) the competition's tough.

I mean, it's a crazy night.

I'm a texas boy, and I'm so glad it's you, you know.

Okay. Thank you.

You'd better stand out.

You know, with 25 guys here, You've really gotta either bring it or go home.

You're such a kisser, I'll tell you that.

I had to do something memorable.

The first impression rose--

I would love to get it, but the competition's pretty stiff.

It's gonna be a tough journey to try and catch her eye and remain someone that she wants to continue to talk to.

I'm just trying to say--I'm just trying to say, I-I mean...

You know what you can do then. (laughs)

Guys, look behind you.

(laughs)

(chuckles) oh, jeez.

(laughs)

Man: oh, my god. He is good.

(laughs)

(chules) wow.

Oh, man.

Wow.

Too much. (laughs)

(chuckles)

I guess our time's up, huh?

I think there's more.

Uh, yeah, let's...

(laughs) oh.

It's very important to me to have a chance To speak to ashley alone tonight. She's sweet, and she's my type, and I want a chance to talk to her.

I'm not gonna let it get away from me.

When I came out of the limo, I spoke french.

You spoke french. Mm-hmm.

I remember. I do remember.

It's--okay. Okay, okay. I spoke french, um, because traveling...

Mm-hmm.

Is very important to me and culture and all that, Because I grew up abroad.

My Dad is french...

Okay.

And I was born in France, and I actually grew up in England...

Ohh.

And I moved to lake charles, louisiana, When I was 14, and I think we have a lot in common...

Okay.

And I want to tell you that...

Really?

'cause I don't know how much time we have together.

Okay. Tell me, tell me.

So we have to-- jeez, we have to--

(laughs) I love your energy.

Okay. (chuckles) you're cracking me up right now.

Ashley is very sweet.

I did the card thing, and I think it went well.

I have a good gut feeling.

I just think that we had, kinda, chemistry in general, and the first impression rose is still on the table.

I'd love to get it.

Of course I would.

So tell me about yourself.

(chuckles) you--

I'm excited to get to know about you.

Uh, I'm just in sales. I'm-- don't say just in sales."

Just in sales, I mean-- that's a great thing! Try to sell me something right now.

(laughs) please?

What am I trying to sell you?

I don't know. I--

I don't know. Yourself?

I don't know.

(imitates sean connery) would you like to hear Any kind of impression?

I can do, uh, sean connery.

Oh, my god. (laughs) that's pretty good.

Is there anything that you'd like to hear?

(as mike myers' linda richman)

I mean, I've had too much--

(laughs) is this really happening?

I've had too much to smoke tonight. I'm so sorry. (laughs) you're pretty good.

I'm gonna give you that.

You just sold yourself.

(normal voice) yes! (laughs)

You're such a good salesman.

Congratulations.

That's what it's all about.

Honestly, like, I'm the 30-year-old boy...

Okay.

And I want to live life for the next 30, 40, 50 years...

Okay. Mm-hmm.

Like I'm a little kid still...

Okay. That's a good thing.

And I want the person that I'm with to feel the same way.

Ashley: william is a really cool guy. He's funny.

He's outgoing.

He's pretty damn amazing.

These guys are all so impressive.

I really hope that my future husband is here tonight.

I don't see why that's not the case.

I feel like the luckiest girl in the world.

Hey, tim.

(slurred voice) oh, wow.

How's it going?

You're scary.

Are you okay?

I'm all right.

You just scared me.

Oh, I scared you.

Sorry. (chuckles)

I did.

(laughs) how are you?

How are you?

I'm very well. Very well.

So there you go. Um...

Oh, my god. I really am, like--like, sort of...

You're what?

You're drunk? (laughs)

Yeah, probably.

That's okay.

I'm sorry.

No, that's okay. Why don't you sit back and relax?

What is that?

Why don't you sit back first and--

What are you drinking?

Water?

(laughs) yeah.

(laughs)

Oh, no.

He's the drunk guy.

He's the drunk guy.

Ooh, he's still....

Tim is talking with her?

Yeah.

Tim is having a fruitful conversation with her right now.

(laughter)

Tim is getting very deep with her right now, e-on-one.

So what do you do for work?

(slurred voice) I sell, uh, wine and spirits for a living.

"one and spurs"?

He's like, "this is gonna be a good chance.

"you can prove that you're a good wife. I'm gonna puke All over you, and we'll see if you can clean it up."

(slurred voice)

I had a few cocktails.

Aw.

I feel bad.

Are you gonna be okay?

I'm fine.

Not good.

All right, tim. Sit back.

Relax. Dnk your water, okay?

I'll see you later.

Tim is definitely drunk, and I feel bad for the guy.

I can identify with wasted opportunities, and I think he's gonna wake up tomorrow With a lot of regret, and for me, for one, I know I want to leave here without regret, I feel bad.

How's it going, man?

You feeling better?

(slurred voice) how's it going?

Honestly, I'm wrecked.

Was--has tim been boozin'?

Yeah. He's pretty drunk.

He looks dazed and confused.

If ashley doesn't fall in love with him, There's something wrong with her.

There's something really wrong with her. (laughs)

(lucas) tim's getting a little crazy, and I've never seen Anybody, like, that drunk like at. It's kind of annoying.

I'm here for ashley.

I don't have time for this.

(tim hiccups)

You feeling okay?

You tell me. (hiccuping)

(chuckles) you want me to burp you?

Yeah, well, can you?

(laughs) yeah. Yeah, all right.

I honestly don't know what it is as to why anyone drinks As much as they do and feels that it's appropriate.

Man: hey.

Just take a load off.

We got--we got more time, you know.

Plenty of time.

Take a load off for, like, an hour and just chill.

I definitely have learned from others' mistakes In my life, especially my Dad.

I mean, I learned from his mistakes with alcoholism, and it's just something I've always been cautious about.

Man: what's up, jeff?

This is-- what's up, guys?

Man: what's up?

Hey.

Man: hey, man.

Man: how's it going?

What's up, dude?

(man laughs)

(slurred voice) who's this (bleep) joker?

(man laughs)

Man: you don't like the mask, huh?

If you don't think it's weird, then god bless ya.

On my mother's life, I would never in a million years...

Rock a mask, huh?

You wouldn't?

Oh, man.

I tell ya, I'm, like, I'm getting ready to, like, Have some, like, really good fight.

You want me to hold your coat for ya?

Man: we could hold the coat for ya.

Come here.

Do you wanna dance?

(laughs)

"do you wanna dance?"

What are you doing?

Like, all kidding aside, You're making yourself look like a (bleep).

(laughs)

I get that that's your opinion. Yeah.

No, like, seriously.

Tim had a little too much to drink, and it was, uh, fairly uncomfortable.

I'm a mature adult, and of course with my poise, I'm not intimidated.

Tim should leave, 100%.

Getting drunk is fun...

Right.

But not for this.

Not r her.

If you came here to mess around, you need to look for love Somewhere else.

Maybe he just couldn't handle the pressure.

If you can't take the heat, get out of the oven.

Man: I was nervous, but I think the fact that it was--

Man: I was a little bit amazed to see tim just toasted, and, uh, he seems to be, uh, a hazard.

It absolutely was disrespectful, you know?

It's wasting everybody's time, you know.

Be a grown man.

Be in charge of yourself.

(snoring)

Man: ashley!

(snoring continues)

(chuckles) oh!

Oh. (laughs)

Tim?

Tim?

Tim?

Tim?

Hey, tim.

(continues snoring)

(exhales deeply)

(laughs)

Hey, tim. Tim?

Wake up, tim.

(snoring continues)

(snoring)

Man: ashley!

Man: hey.

Man: hi.

Hey, can I steal a couple of you guys to help me with something?

Yes. Yes.

Ashley: I feel terrible for tim.

He seemed really nervous and I know how much pressure is on these guys tonight, but at this point, I think His behavior is not acceptable, and I think I have No other choice but to let him go home.

Sleeping it off.

Focus, focus.

Bud, you need to get up.

You want to sit up a little bit?

Help.

Oh, hey.

Yep, we're up.

Tim?

Tim, ash is here.

She wants to say hi.

Man: he's up and at 'em.

Hey, tim. Think I'm gonna take you out front, okay?

All right.

I really want you to get home safe...

Ready? Can you stand up?

Can you stand up?

So I'm gonna have these guys help me take you home, okay?

Man: yeah, yeah. Tim, tim, come on. Come on, brother.

All right. All right.

Man: you can get some shut-eye now.

We're gonna move you out of the party.

Come on. Come on.

We got you, bro.

We can carry you, though, if you don't want to walk.

He's got it.

Guys, I'm sorry.

You're good, bud.

You're good. You're good.

Hey, dude, it happens to all of us.

♪

In the back?

In the back, yeah.

I'll get this.

I don't know tim well enough to say whether or not he's--

This is something that happens to him often Or if this is a onetime thing, but enough is enough, you know?

I hope you get home safe.

Let's get you in here.

Man: and have a good journey.

You're a sweetheart.

This is really important to me.

I'm here again for a reason.

I'm looking to find my husband, So I just want to be really clear very early on That this is really serious for me.

(organ playing)

Eff) tim's been sent home, and it just proved a point.

He was, uh, Clearly re to party, and I'm not here to party my ass off.

You know, I'm here for the right reasons, and I think ashley will definitely understand that.

All right, jeff. I want to hear everything that's going on.

Oh, my god.

First off, you look amazing.

Thank you so much.

So do you... (laughs)

Oh, my god. Well, I know.

From what I can see.

(chuckles)

Well, I just figured, you know what?

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and not show my face.

Mm-hmm. Interesting.

Why not, you know?

So tell me what your thought process--what's the purpose?

Well, I mean, why blend in?

So actually let's just take my face out of the equation, and it's all about just being different and kinda learning what's inside firs..

Yeah.

Because none of this really matters on the outside, so...

I love the idea behind it.

Yeah.

So do you think I'll ever be able to see?

Will you ever reveal yourself completely?

Absolutely. This is just for now, you know.

For now.

Please understand that, uh, to do this, Clearly you've gotta have confidence.

Yeah. Definitely. You have to be willing to take some heat.

I mean, it takes-- uh, big-time.

Ashley: at first I thoughjeff's mask was just A cheesy gimmick, but now I'm realizing that It's not just a stunt to get my attention.

I love the reasoning behind it-- you know, getting to know The real him, as opposed to what he looks like on the outde.

Well, I'm glad you're here.

Yeah, I'm--I am.

And I hope you feel comfortable enough eventually To take it off.

Yeah. Absolutely.

Everything inside of me is telling me that he's sincere, and that's what I'm looking for in a guy.

So you're from maine, huh?

I'm from maine.

Yeah?

Where are you from?

I'm from new york.

Really?

New york city. Well, I live in new york city.

Okay.

So what brings you here?

(laughs) I know, right?

That's a great question.

Um...

Adventure?

Adventure, potential love...

Mm-hmm.

Uh, the dating scene in new york has kinda gotten a little stale.

Really?

Yeah, it's kinda monotonous.

I, you know, I feel like I'm just going through the motions at this point...

Mm-hmm.

And this may be a different kind of opportunity for me...

Yeah.

And I figure, what the hell, right?

Yeah, why not?

So you're in dental school?I'm .

I go to u. Penn, actually.

Really? Wow.

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

I haven't had a cavity since junior high, f.Y.I...

Really?

And I floss every day.

You're better than me.

I like sweet things, so...

Yeah? Do you like cheesecake?

Random question, I know.

Mm. Love cheesake.

Love cupcakes. Cupcakes are my--

(chuckles) that--I'm gonna get a lot of (bleep)

For what you just said.

Why?! Why?

Uh, because my first day of work... (chuckles) oh, no.

One of the bosses said, "how come you didn't Bring in doughnuts? You're supposed to bring in something."

And I said, "you know what? I'll bring in cupcakes tomorrow."

And he's like, "cupcake?"

He's like," I'm gonna call you cupcake from now on."

(gasps) that is hilarious.

So the next day I walk in to work, and he's got, like, A little cupcake doggy toy on my desk with a cupcake bib.

Yeah, so... (chuckles) but I'm quite opposed to it, so...

Well, can I tell you something really funny?

Yeah.

I want people to call me cupcake." (laughs)

I always say that the man that I'm gonna marry is gonna call me cupcake."

I'm not joking.

I won't call you cupcake," if you call me cupcake." please--please don't.

(chuckles) please don't.

Ashley: J.P.'s really cute, and I'm definitely intrigued by his good looks and charm.

I'm not sure he's gonna be the one calling me cupcake," But you never know.

Hey. How are you?

Give me a hug. Give me a hug.

Bentley, the man of the hour.

Ashley: I've been watching bentley Out of the corner of my eye all night.

A couple days ago I received a message from a friend of mine Telling me that I should be warned about bentley.

I'm ready to have this conversation.

It's been weighing on me all night.

I need to see if he's here for the right reasons or not.

So tell me about you.

Um...

I want to hear everything.

I am from tampa, florida...

Okay.

And I'm living in salt lake city, utah, right now.

Mm-hmm.

And, uh, I have a daughter.

Really?

Yeah.

Okay. What's her name?

Her name's cozy.

I love that name.

It's so cute.

(chuckles) oh, thanks.

She's, like, everything to me.

Really?

Yeah. So much of who I am...

Mm-hmm.

Is a father, and that's, like, What I'm doing with my life, you kn, first priority.

I'm really glad that you told me straight out, you know.

Yeah.

Now... Her mother--were you married or were you-- yeah, I was married.

You were married? Okay.

Uh-huh. I was married for a couple years.

We've been divorced for a couple years.

Okay.

Yeah.

Are you ready to start something new?

I think, uh, I'm definitely in a healthy spot, If--if that's what you're, kind of, worried about.

Yeah.

If I wasn't, I wouldn't be here.

I wouldn't be, you know, Away from everything that I have back at home...

Yeah.

Including my daughter, u know, for, um, anything but, you know, a good reason.

Mm-hmm.

And if there was ever a question mark, I would be the first to tell you, because-- you promisme that?

Oh, yeah. Absolutely.

Okay. I just want you to really--

There's a lot to, like--

I just want you to really be honest with me about anything.

I will. I will. I will.

Okay. Promise me?

Yeah, and you can ask me anything, so...

Ah. I mean, you seem, like, really genuine, you know?

Like, I like that.

Well, thanks.

I am so confused. This storp With what I'm seeing of bentley.

I'm pleasantly surprised.

If I didn't know about all the speculation, He would be right in the front for me, In terms of my selection of guys.

He seems to be everything I'm looking for.

He surprised me, but now I have this weighing on me, Everything that I know.

I don't really want to get hurt.

Man: oh, hey!

Ashley: hey, guys.

Man: very nice.

I'm just picking this up.

Long night.

You guys are amazing...

Mm-hmm.

So on that note...

Man: you're good.

(chuckles)

Man: oh, that's painful.

Man: come on. We gotta go see.

Hey, guys. (laughs)

(chuckles) oh, what a tease.

(laughter)

Ashley: there are so many guys that I could be giving This first impression rose to.

So many people impressed me Tonight for all different reasons, but I know who I'm gonna give it to.

How are you?

Great.

Good.

He's so ambitious. He has such a positive energy about him.

He just seems like a guy that has it all together, and on top of that, he's modest and just a nice guy, and that's exactly what I'm looking for.

How's itoing?

Good.

It could be wonderful.

(laughs)

(laughs) okay.

Ryan, can I steal you?

Follow me.

Yeah.

So, anyways...

Man: yo, that sucks.

Man: Ryan got it.

Man: what? That lucky snake.

All right.

Ve a seat right here.

Okay. Ohh.

From the seconyou stepped out of the limo, something about you Just, like, just kinda caught my attention, so I really want To give this to you, and I hope you'll accept it.

I will absolutely accept.

Okay, great. I jusfeel like we have so much in common, and I loved our conversation, So I'm really glad you accepted the rose.

(laughs) are you speechless?

(laughs) so I'm just--just-- yeah, I'm like, "duh."

Are you surprised?

You got me tongue-twisted.

Um, yes, absolutely. Thank you.

You're welcome.

And--but this is just the beginning, and... (inhales deeply)

Let's--let's see where this goes, huh?

Yay! I'm so excited.

Thanks for, uh, thanks for accepting, all right? (chuckles)

Man: hey, he jumped out there.

Yeah.

Man: that sucks.

(bentley) Ryan got the first impression rose, and I'm kind of wondering what's going on with that.

Even though I'm not overly attracted to her, I'm very competitive, So I feel like it should be mine. (chuckles)

How are you guys doing? Good?

Nice. Good.

Man: good.

I'd say with Ryan getting the first impression rose, He's got a little bit of a target on his back now, and it kind of puts him in that place to be the front-runner, but he's gonna have a run for his money.

What's up, fellas?

How's it going?

Hi, Chris.

Ashley, if you will, come join me.

Okay.

It is time for your first rose ceremony.

I really want a rose tonight, but I'm here to fall in love.

For me to go he tonight would be... Sad.

Thank you so much for coming out, and you guys are great.

I got really lucky.

Man: so did we.

Thanks, guys.

(jeff) I want a rose for the right reason tonight.

I think ashley understands the meaning behind the mask.

When she learns a little bit more about me, It's gonna be a whole nother ball game.

Well, gentlemen, good evening.

Men: good evening.

Welcome to your first rose ceremony. Ryan, congrats.

First impression rose--nothing to worry about tonight.

(mouths words)

As for the rest of you, 17 more roses to hand out.

Six of you will be going home tonight.

I wish you all the best, and if you're ready, Here's ashley.

Hey, guys.

Hi.

Man: hello.

Welcome. All you.

Ah. Um... (chuckles) I'm really, really excited about this, and I'm trying to contain my excitement right now.

I kn that we're gonna have a great journey together, So thank you for taking the time out of your lives to be here, and I hope you guys are happy that it's me.

I am looking for something very specific, and I've seen so many of the qualities That I want in a man within a lotf you, but unfortunately tonight I won't be able To allow everyone to stick around.

Just know that from the bottom of my heart, I will miss all of you guys, and I wish you the best.

♪

Jeff.

Jeff, will you accept this rose?

(whispers) absolutely.

I'm just gonna put it on you.

Constantine.

Constantine, will you accept this rose?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

(whispers) yeah.

Ben f.

Ben f., will you accept this rose?

I will. Thank you so much.

Thank you.

Lucas.

Lucas, will you accept this rose?

Absolutely.

Great.

(man clears throat)

(exhales deeply)

♪

Stephen.

Stephen, will you accept this rose?

Yeah.

Okay. Great.

Matt.

Matt, will you accept this rose?

Definitely.

Nick.

Nick, will you accept this rose?

Absolutely.

Chris d.

Chs, will you accept this rose?

(Chris d., whispers) yes. Absolutely.

Ryan m.

Ryan, will you accept this rose?

Absolutely. Yes.

Blake.

Will you accept this rose?

With pleasure.

Great.

Mickey.

Mickey, will you accept this rose?

I'd be honored.

Okay. Great.

Ben c.

Will you accept this rose?

Yes.

West.

Will you accept this rose, west?

Absolutely.

William.

Will you accept this rose?

Of course.

J.P.

J.P., will you accept this rose?

Hell, yeah.

Whoa. I like that. (laughs)

(chuckles)

Ames.

Ames, will you accept this rose?

Yes. Thank you.

Ashley, gentlemen, it's the final rose tonight.

When you're ready.

Bentley.

Will you accept this rose?

Yes.

Great.

(speaks indistinctly)

Yeah.

Fellas, I'm sorry.

If you did not receive a rose, Take a moment and say your good-byes.

Man: awesome.

Man: see ya.

You be good.

(man laughs)

Man: oh, yeah.

You, too, brother.

Good luck.

Chris.

Nice to meet you, babe.

Anthony, good luck with everything. You take care, okay?

Thanks. (kisses) take it easy.

It was nice to meet you.

Thanks for coming.

Nice being here.

Yeah, no problem.

(anthony)

I'm a little pissed off That, uh, things ended the way they did.

I've been single for seven years.

I don't know how to feel anyme.

Who wants to be hurt, you know?

But she's a pretty girl.

She's a nice girl, and I hope one of the guys can make her very happy For the rest of her life clearly I'm not that guy.

Um, she may have a handful With some of the guys she picked tonight, but, hey, you know, if, uh, she wants to, uh, Spend the rest of her life with batman...

Hey, what do I know?

I'm just a small-time butcher from jersey, and I'm going back.

(kisses)

Hey, rob.

Hey.

Nice to meet you. Thank you so much for coming out.

You, too.

Take care, okay?

(rob)

I'm crushed, you know.

I'm bummed out.

I'm disappointed.

I'm... Lost.

I'm definitely defeated.

I came here to fall in love and, you know, A "show the grandkids how we met" sort of thing, and I don't know when I'm gonna find love.

That's not my call, obviously.

(chuckles)

Um...

Thanks for coming. Iwas really nice to meet you.

Thanks for having me.

It was great to meet you, too.

Good luck with everything.

(jon) I came in here ecstatic that it was ashley.

My family fell in love with her.

We watched the entire season that she was on, and I felt like she was something That I had been looking for in a girl.

I gave it all I had, and, um...

(chuckles)

And here I am now, You know, empty-handed.

I'm honestly beside myself That I'm standing here right now.

To see this slip away--

It's heartbreaking, you know?

Likeyou question yourself, like, "what's--you know, What's--what am I doing wrong?

What's wrong with me?"

I thought ashley was the one, you know?

It's--it's hard to walk away from.

It really is.

(exhales deeply)

Guys, thank you so much for being here.

I had a great first night.

I hope you guys did as well.

I think my husband is in this group, and I'm really excited about it, and I can't wait to see all of you guys this week. Cheers!

Men: cheers.

(clink)

Stay tuned for exciting highlights From the upcoming season of the bachelorette."

Coming up this season on the bachelorette"...

Ashley: I am going in full force, and I'm leaving here with no regrets.

I'm not gonna let my insecurities Get in the way of my happiness this time.

(ashley, high-pitched voice) oh, my god!

I'm living a fairy tale.

I don't know how I got so lucky.

(singsongy) it's gonna be awesome.

Wow.

Man: ashley's definitely the kind of girl That any guy would love to marry.

This is kinda romantic, don't you think?

You couldn't ask for a more romantic night.

Ashley: being given this opportunity to travel Around the world and hopefully leave here with a husband--

I feel like the luckiest person in the world.

Oh, my god.

Look how beautiful this is.

Man: there is no more romantic landscape Than thailand.

I'm so happy right now.

Man: it feels good to be on the path to love.

Oh, wow.

Look at this place.

That is so gorgeous.

Man: the way I feel with ashley--

I just haven't felt that before with anybody else.

(snorts)

Ooh! What does that mean?!

(toots)

Ashley: taiwan is absolutely beautiful.

This is freaking amazing.

Man: every time we see each other, It just gets better and better and better.

Any doubts that I thought I had before--gone.

Oh, my god. Look at this.

Doesn't that look beautiful in the dark sky?

Keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing!

(plays beats)

Man: never in my life Did I think I'd be going on a first date in hong kong.

Do you guys speak english?

(speaks chinese dialect) no?

Man: the chemistry is beyond picking up. It's exploding.

Look at the lights!

Man: if you can't find romance in this kind of environment, You're hopeless.

(ashley, high-pitched voice) oh, my god!

Whoo!

This is awesome.

Man: as these guys are developing More and more feelings for ashley, the man claws are Gonna come out, and it's gonna get dangerous.

I think now is when the pissing contest starts.

Man: it's a little creepy to have a guy Wandering around the house in a mask all day.

(bentley) it doesn't even come off, like, When he's by himself.

I'm not really comfortable With him sleeping just 3 feet away from me.

Man: these guys are brawling.

I'm laying ding-dong out.

This guy's full of (bleep).

Man: is she gonna be able to see Through his facade before it's too late?

I just don't see what the hell you see in that guy.

(crying) I'm sorry if you feel defeated, but I want you to know that I care about everybody so much.

Man: things are getting out of hand.

Gloves are off.

Man: it's a ticking time b*mb, that's for sure.

(grunts) come on!

(thud)

(siren wails)

Ashley: I can't believe this.

Man: I hurt two people tonight.

Ashley: I had no idea that it would go this far.

(thunder crashes)

♪

Man: fiji would be the perfect ending To my love story. My only fear is getting hurt again.

Ashley: I came re to meet the man of my dreams, And I'm so certain with the way I feel about him, I don't want to live without him.

Man: I hope to finally find love In the blue waters of fiji.

Oh! (laughs)

Ashley: there'no doubt in my mind.

My heart is with bentley right now.

I can say I'm really falling in love with him.

(bentley) ashley's a sweet girl, but there's no question that ashley doesn't have The checklist that I'm looking for in a future wife.

I can tell you right now, it's not gonna work.

I, to be honest with you, could almost care less.

Things could've turned out differently If the bachelorette was Emily.

(crying) he couldn't have said anything more hurtful.

(ashley, voice breaking) deciding to do this s hard, Because I thought everybody wanted it to be Emily.

I couldn't give a (bleep) about her.

(ashley sobbin My hearts, like, totally broken.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do.

(sobbing)

Why this? Why?

I'm just--I'm ready for my time, you know.

I'm ready for my happy ending, and I thought it was with him.

♪

(as mike myers' nda richman) if you want me to do a voice, I'm gonna do a voice.

(imitates shaggy) like, scoob, I don't think I'm gonna make it! (laughs)

(laughs) shaggy?

You do shaggy, too?

(scottish brogue) william willis is 50 feet tall. 50.

(scottish brogue) you're 50 feet tall?

I'm 50 feet tall.

(imitates arnold schwarzenegger) get in the chopper now!

Let's go, ashley! Now!

(laughter)

(australian accent) be careful!

Jaws is right there! He's gonna Strike you in the neck!

Come with me and save your life!

Do an impression of tim.

(new york accent, slurring)

I feel like you was trying To give me a hard time or somethin'.

(laughing)

I feel like you was trying to give me a hard time. Oh.

Yeah, I'm so sorry.

I ran into you. I'm so sorry. llsling