02x02 - Slumber Party

Episode transcripts for the TV show "We Bare Bears". Aired: July 2015 to June 2020.*
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"We Bare Bears" follows three bear brothers in their awkward attempts at integrating with the human world in the San Francisco Bay Area.
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02x02 - Slumber Party

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♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪
♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go! ♪
♪ We'll be there ♪
♪ A wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪
♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪
♪ Wherever we are, there's fun to be found ♪
♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪
♪ When you jump out the bush ♪
♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪
♪ We'll be there ♪


[music]

[Video game music plays]

Mmm...


Oh, oh, oh! Ha-ha!

Here I come!

Boom! Eat that!


[Cheering]

Oh, why did you do that?

I was doing so well!

Ha! This isn't a friendly game! It's a competition.

Man: I'm sorry Jessica. Strut your butt away.

Huh? No! You can't vote Jessica off!

Oh, this show is rigged! [Groans]

Ice bear: Ice Bear made Korean pancakes.

Whoa! This is the perfect food for rainy days.

How'd you know?

Ice Bear reads.

[Thunder crashes]

[all scream]

[Inhales deeply]

Ahh, oh, I love the smell of rain!

Dude, it's dangerous. Get back in here.

What are you talking about? It's only rain.

Ah. Ow, ow, ow! Hard rain!

It's hailing.

Uh, I'm going inside.

Aaaah! Keep the doors shut, guys.

It's dangerous out there.

Come on.

There is a low-pressure system building that is causing major shifts in this area.

People have been told to stay inside and prepare for possible evacuation.


Um, this looks really bad.

How's Chloe gonna get home?

I'll just wait it out.

Again, we urge all to please stay inside.

Uh, let me ask my parents.

[Ring tone plays]

[Thunder crashes] Man, it's getting bad.

There they are.

[Speaking Korean]

[Feedback screeches]


Whoa, Dad, you're way too close.

Ann young ha se oh!

Hi!

Annyeon hashimnikka.

Ice Bear, tto insa durimnida.

Hi.

Hi.

Is it raining pretty hard there, too?


Yeah, it's pretty bad over here.

We'll come pick you up when it stops raining.

Uh, they say the rain is gonna get worse.

Yeah, I don't think it's a good idea to drive any time soon.

Mm... I could just stay with the bears for the night.

Is that cool?

Yeah! Of course!

[Feedback screeches]

No! No, no, no, no, no!


Geez, Dad, stay away from the mike, please!

I-I don't know if Chloe can stay in a cave.

It can be too cold for her.

[Speaking Korean]


Dad, please, I can take care of myself.

Don't worry, Mr. Park. Your daughter is safe with us.

Come on, Dad, I'm with three bears at their home.

What could be safer?

Ice Bear, deadliest bear in the world, safe.

[Sighs]

All right, but you have to promise me ...

Bears, come closer.


Ow!

You promise to protect our daughter.

She's the most important thing to us.


Ugh.

Can you handle this responsibility?

Yes, sir!

We'll do our best, Mr. P.

Ice Bear will be ultimate protector.

[Speaking Korean]

Don't worry bears. We trust you.

Just call us if anything happens, okay?


You can count on us, ma'am.

Okay. Have fun.

Dad: Chloe, don't forget to brush your teeth.

Dad, please.

And make sure you check your phone.


Okay, okay! I'll see you tomorrow.

And wash your face, too, okay?

Love you.

Bye!

Whoo-hoo!

All: Slumber party!

♪ We are the future in celestial ♪

# Wrestle cosmological #

Whoo!

♪ To the stars ♪

[screams]

♪ Celestial here we go ♪

# Virtues of the spirit #

Oh, man. What could it be?


Oh, ho, ho, what is it?

# Holding hands, embrace our future #

Here you go.

♪ In our eyes forever ♪
♪ We are the future in celestial ♪
♪ Wrestle cosmological ♪

Chloe: So, here's the story of the slug man.


It was a rainy day, just like this.

I was in the bathroom when I noticed something unusual!

A bunch of slugs were crawling all over the window.

Ew!

And that's when I noticed this trail, a slimy mucous trail that led to my room.

Uhhh...

I don't like where this is going.

Suspense. Ice Bear doesn't like.

I knew someone was in my room.

It was making this really disturbing noise.

[Imitates crunching sound]

[Whimpers]

So I went into the kitchen and grabbed a flashlight, and slowly I opened my bedroom door.

It was too dark to see anything, but I knew something was terribly wrong.

This stench was filling my room ... like someone was rotting!

Right then, I saw something slowly rise, and there it was ... the slug man laying in my bed...

[Thunder crashes]

[screams]

[Smacks lips]

...smacking its lips, ready to devour me.

The end!

Man, that was a crazy story.

Ice Bear is scared.

W-W-W-What if the slugman gets us tonight?

Oh, come on. It was just a made up story.

You sure?

Yep.

[Thunder crashes]

[all gasp]

Oh, man, I really hope this storm goes away soon.

[Rustling]

Aah! Did you hear that?

Hear what?

[Rustling continues]

Aah! There it is again!

Hello?

[Rustling]

[all scream]

I think the slugman's after us.

I don't want to be slug food!

Shh! Don't let him hear us!

Ice Bear wants to live.

Panda, listen! There is no slug man ... that was just an old story we used to tell at summer camp.

But the noises.

It's just the rain.

[Thud, glass shatters]

[All scream]

It's the slug man!

Grab Chloe! Move, move!

Wait! Wait up!

Whoa, guys! Wait!

Okay, secure the room! Stay right here, Chloe!

Containing the Chloe.

Wait, but we ... hey, guys ... ugh!

Don't worry, Chloe. We got you.

Stop! Just listen!

No. It's not safe out there, Chloe.

You are our sweet baby angel, and we made a promise To your father to keep you safe. It's our duty.

Grizz, come on. It's the rain making that noise.

Hush, sweet child. You're delirious from fear.

We've got this completely under control.

I'm just gonna borrow this for a sec.

I'm gonna give your dad a quick update. Huh?

[Gasps] No service?

Panpan, call Mr. Chloe's dad.

Yeah, sure.

I think my phone is still in the living room, Grizz.

I can go get it.

Good idea, Chloe.
One of us ... not you, though ... is going to have to investigate.

The pretzels will decide our fate. Little bro.

Panpan.


[Whimpers]

Be strong, Panda.

Ice Bear will tell tale of brave brother.

Oh, please.

[Door hinges creak]

[Whimpers]

[Groans]

[Whimpers]

[Glass shatters]

[Screams] I couldn't get the phone!

I'm pretty sure something's out there.

It might have breathed on me.

Seriously, guys. Let me go out there.

It's just the storm making noise, nothing to be afraid of.

No, you can't go out alone. We'll go together.

Come on.

Whoa!

I think we should split up.

Huh!

[Thunder crashes]

[Panting]

[Glass shatters]

Mm...

[Thunder crashes]

Aaaah!

Oof!

[Sighs]

Help.

Ha! Guys, found it!

Quick, pass it here.

Oh, no. The battery is dead.

[Crash]

[All screaming]

Back to the safe room!

Chloe: [muffled] Hey, guys, stop! Stop!

Break! Hey, Chloe are you ... Where's Chloe?!

[Glass shatters]

[Chloe screams]

All: Chloe! We're coming, Chloe!

Oh, hey, guys.

Chloe, you're okay.

Wait, why were you screaming?

Because I found your intruder right... [All scream] ...here!

Just a confused little raccoon.

I told you it was nothing.

Oh.

[All chuckle]

Be free, little dude. [chitters]

See, everyone always trying to protect me, but I can handle things myself.

I don't need to be babied all the time.

[Thunder crashes]

[electricity crackles]

[Light switch clicks]

The power's out.

And our phones are dead.

Ice Bear does not like storms.

Guys, guys, calm down!

It's just a power outage 'cause of the weather. We just need to ...

[Rustling]

Uhh... what was that?

It's coming from outside. [Whimpers]

[Laughs nervously] I-I'm sure it's nothing.

Just another raccoon or a moose or something.

[Rustling]

Maybe the wind knocked something over?

[Rustling continues]

Something's out there.

It was probably just a branch in the wind, Grizz.

There's nothing out there to be afraid of. See?

[Thunder crashes]

[All scream] Slug man!

Slug man!

Chloe, head to my room! [Screams]

Chloe, are you okay!

Yeah. What was that?

I think it was the slug man.

Oh, man, it knows we're here.

It could already be inside!

[Knock on window]

It found us! Go, go, go, go!

[Panting]

It was the slug man.

What did I tell you? It's gonna come find and devour us.

I don't want to be eaten!

There's so much I have yet to do in this life.

Ice Bear most scared bear in the world.

Wait, shh. Do you hear that?

[Door handle rattles]

[All scream]

Slug man's gonna get in! We're done for!

Ice Bear fears the worst.

Grizz: Guys.

Don't worry, Chloe. It'll be okay.

We made a promise to keep Chloe safe, so let's go do our job.

[All shouting]

Push, brothers! Together!

[Grunting]

Wait, doesn't this door open outwards?

Aaaah!

Oof!

[Thunder crashes]

Aaaaah!

[Breathing hoarsely]

[Screaming]

[Gasps] Run, Chloe! Save yourself!

[Screaming]

[Grunts]

[thud]

What is it?

[all scream]

Oh, the power's back on!

Wait, that's not the slugman. It's a human.

[Groans]

[Speaking Korean]

Oh, geez, Dad!

[Mumbling in Korean]

Dad! Are you okay?

Oh, Chloe!

I'm so sorry I att*cked you. What are you even doing here?

I was worried, so I came to get you.

I thought it would be dangerous here, but [sighs]

I guess I was worrying too much.

[Laughs] I actually was really scared.

I'm glad you came, Dad.

Um, hello, Mr. Park. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

And screaming.

Yeah, and all the screaming.

We were all just freaking out at a scary story.

[Thunder crashes]

Maybe you should stay until the storm stops.

♪ We are the future in celestial ♪
♪ Wrestle cosmological ♪
♪ To the stars ♪
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