02x09 - Fashion Bears

[bunniefuu]

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪
♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go! ♪
♪ We'll be there ♪
♪ A wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪
♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪
♪ Wherever we are, there's fun to be found ♪
♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪
♪ When you jump out the bush ♪
♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪
♪ We'll be there ♪

[Music]

Oo, hoo-hoo!

Another new Boba place! Let's check it out.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold it, hold it!

Where do you think you're going?

Uhh... to get Boba?

Nuh-uh ... no naked people allowed ... new policy.

But we're naked always.

Not my problem. Get some clothes or get lost.

Aww...

It's okay, Pan Pan, we'll figure something out.

Hmm. Huh? Aha! I got an idea.

[Music]

[Slurping] Ahh! Good thinking, Grizz.

I guess we can get rid of these clothes now.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm keeping mine.

I mean, this suit is great! I feel so... important.

Besides, it fits me perfectly, and it makes my butt look good too, you know?

Feels comfortable ... Huh? Sir, please sit down, or do you want to get your whole company late for work?

Huh.

Hey, a-are you the new guy?

Um, yeah... that's me. I'm one of you guys!

Grizz, do we ... G-Grizz? Where did he go?

I thought he was right behind us.

...and I said "Desert? I thought you meant dessert!"

[Laughter]

Oh, I guess he made some new friends.

Oh, well. [Slurps] Huh.

Huh!

Mm, mm, mm. Throwing trash on the ground, eh?

Tsk tsk tsk! You're under arrest!

No! I was just... I-I mean... I-I... wasn't...

Ahh, I'm just playin' with you. [Giggles]

Oh. [Laughs nervously]

Oh, I like your cardigan, by the way.

Actually, I like your overall style, man.

Really?

I'm Sam, by the way.

Oh. Um, I'm Panda?

Wait, you're a panda, and your name's "Panda?"

Uh, yeah?

[Laughs] That is so funny!

[Laughs nervously] I guess that is kind of weird.

So, uh, what's up with the extra seat on your bike?

Uh-huh. Are you asking me if I have a boyfriend?

Oh, no! I wasn't trying to ... I just mean ... I was just ...

Nope, I don't have anyone to ride this bike with.

Oh. [Laughs nervously] Okay, cool.

Here! Come on!

Oh. Okay.

[Camera shutter clicking]

That's awesome. [Growls]

[Camera Shutter Clicks]

Sir, sir! Over here, please!

[Camera shutter clicks]

Ice Bear will destroy paparazzi.

Oh, oh, uh, excuse me, man.

I'm actually a fashion photographer, and I just love your look ...

The simple color scheme, the composition...

I just love the minimalist style you're going for.

Thanks, man.

Ice Bear happy to help.

[Laughs] I love the way you talk. Hey, you got some time?

I have some friends that you should really meet.

[Bell jingles, cheering and laughing]

Ice Bear is down to meet some friends.

[Tires screech]

[Music]

[Air hisses]

Whoa.

[Bird squawking]

[Ding!]

We'll have those T.P.S. Reports ready for delivery tomorrow morning.

Well, this was fun, but I should get going.

Hey, come on, new guy!

Hey, everyone, I want you to meet the new guy!

New guy. I didn't know there was a job opening.

What have they got you doing?

Um... office stuff?

[Laughter]

You're funny, newbie!

You're gonna fit right in here, new guy.

[Laughs]

[Sizzling]

[Chair squeaking]

[Laughter]

He's coming!

Huh? Who? Wha... ?

He's coming!

He's coming!

He's coming!

Everyone, get back to work!

[Ding!]

[Keyboard clacking]

Whew!

Hey, great work!

Fantastic!

Loving it, just great.

Hello, sir.

Hello, employee!

[Gasps] The boss!

[Groans]

Uh, hey friend, um, mind scooting a bit?

No! Get away!

I thought I told you fellas to stop groveling at my feet.

[Laughs] You must be new. What's your name, son?

Um, Grizz.

Grizz, huh? Let me guess, first day?

[Nervously] Yep.

Casual. I like it!

How are you enjoying it here?

What can this company do to be better?

Um... uh... think bigger!

Hmm. Unorthodox... and bold! I like it!

In fact, I'm gonna give you a promotion.

"Director of Presentations." How does that sound?

Okay.

Fantastic!

I want a presentation by the end of the day.

Uh, presen-ta-what?

I expect big things from you!

[Ding!]

But I don't even know what this company does.

[Music]

Aah!

[Laughing]

Shh!

♪ Not looking both ways, I don't care ♪
♪ Just cross the street and I ♪

Hey, do you trust me?

Huh?

Do you trust me?!

Yeah, sure!

Okay! Here we go, then!

Huh? Aaaahhhh!

Whoo!

Ready?

Wait, what!?

[Buzzer]

No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

♪ I hope that we can take it slow ♪

Whoo!

[Mwah!]

Come on.

W-Where you going?

Wait, wait. I-I can't go up there.

Chicken!

Uh, okay, uh, fine. Ugh.

[Groans]

Ah, come on, Panda! On the double!

Attaboy. Come on, come on, come on!

Ugh. Why are we here?

[Sighs]

I'm so wet and cold and miserable right now.

Oh, stop it. You sound like my whinny ex...

Huh? Panda, what are you...

[Gasps] Huh?

Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh!

Yes! I will marry you!

Wait, no, I wasn't ...

I'm so happy!

But I was just, uh ...

I love you.

Y-You ... You love me?

[Gasps] We need to tell Daddy!

D-Daddy?

You mean your father?

Yep! Ugh!

I can't wait to see his surprised face!

Come on, let's go, let's go!

But ... But I... [Groans]

[Techno music plays]

Man: Yes!

[Camera shutter clicks]

Awesome.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, fabulous!

Okay, taking a quick break.

Mm, that looks a bit too chubby. Slim him down a bit?

[Keyboard clacking]

That doesn't look like Ice Bear.

Oh, uh, hey there.

You know, I-I wouldn't worry about this stuff right now.

Here, come on, let's go get you ready.

[Scrape]

Voilá ! He is perfection!

Ahem.

Not yet he's not.

We're gonna pull back this tissue here, merge these layers to really accentuate the fur grain, and we're just gonna get rid of this altogether.

And, done! You're gonna be beautiful. Perfect.

Ice Bear won't go under the Kn*fe.

What?! I was ... I was ... okay, okay, okay.

Plan B ... I'm gonna need a bucket of concealer... and a girdle. [Gasping]

Oh, this isn't gonna work.

Ohh, this isn't gonna work.

I don't know what I'm doing.

I don't even know what this company is called!

[Groans]

Ugh, but everyone's counting on me.

Grr! Okay. I've got five minutes.

I don't know what I'm doing, but I am going to put my whole heart into it!

[Music]

[Keyboard clacking]

Ladies and gentlemen, members of the board, please welcome our new Director of Presentations!

All right. Thank you. [Clears throat]

Ants... atoms... a shrimp. [Clicks teeth]

"What do these things have in common," you ask?

Small. [Click!]

But what does this smallness mean?

It means no "Donut Fridays."

No "Donut Fridays" means unhappy employees, and worst of all, small means... smaller profits.

[Overlapping talking]

Ladies and gentlemen, there's no need to panic, for the reason I am here is to give a solution.

And that solution is to think... big!

Monster trucks! Mount Rushmores! Burritos!

These are things our company should strive for.

It's that simple!

Bigger ideas, bigger goals, bigger fonts.

The answer my friends... is big, big, big!

The end.

[Man coughs lightly]

I'm...

Daddy, I have wonderful news!

Can we take a rest for a minute, please?

Samantha?! What's the meaning of this intrusion?

We're getting married, Daddy!

Married? Hmm.

So, tell me, how did this happen, Samantha?

Come on, tell him.

Oh! Uhh, yeah, sir.

We were on a bike. We went through a car wash...

And then he proposed to me on top of the billboard!

It was so romantic.

Proposed on top of a billboard?

That's how I proposed to your mother!

I like your style! Great men think alike.

You have my permission to wed my daughter!

[Giggles] Bro, you're engaged?

And you!

I didn't understand a thing you said, but I love it!

Let's do it!

Wait, what, really?

Yes. And I have just the perfect new spokesman for our new venture!

[Doors creak]

[Whoosh!]

What? We're selling my little brother?

No, no, no. He's selling us.

He's the new spokesman for our chain of Boba shops.

Bobarama!

Your ideas, his style, and a perfect son-in-law on my side!

[Camera shutter clicks]

We'll make millions!

[Cheers and applause]

[Camera shutter clicks]

[Laughs]

[Cheering]

[Camera shutter clicks] Money!

Please save Ice Bear.

Hmm.

Notify the shareholders, we're gonna triplify our stocks!

And get me marketing on the line.

Hold up, everybody!

[Sizzling]

Um, Grizz?

Get down from there!

I will no... W-W-Whoop!

Aah.

Yeah!

Whoo! Car wash!

♪ Let me out ♪

[Groans]

♪ I'm free to run ♪

Yeah! I'm with you, bro!

♪ Rip these chains, and it's done ♪

Panda. What is this? You're... n-naked.

Sam, this is who I really am. This is my true form.

Uh, well, I think we should take some time to think about this marriage.

Uh-huh. We really should.

[Whooshing]

Freedom.

I hate to say this, but we bears are not suited for this lifestyle.

Are you leaving the company?

Yes.

Consider this our resignation, Mr. CEO.

Onward, brothers ... to freedom!

♪ Let me out ♪
♪ Free to run ♪

Yeah? We're naked.

You got a problem with that?

Mm! I'm proud of my naked body!

Freedom. Freedom.

♪ Let me out ♪

Grizz: Huh. So glad we're not wearing those ridiculous clothes, guys.

Pan Pan: Lesson well learned.

Ice Bear: Ice Bear wants a freedom Boba.

From Bobarama?

Ugh. Let's try somewhere else.

Shares in Bobarama actually dropped 22% last quarter.