02x19 - Everyone's Tube

Episode transcripts for the TV show "We Bare Bears". Aired: July 2015 to June 2020.*
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"We Bare Bears" follows three bear brothers in their awkward attempts at integrating with the human world in the San Francisco Bay Area.
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02x19 - Everyone's Tube

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♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪
♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ♪

Let's go!

♪ We'll be there ♪
♪ A wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪
♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪
♪ Wherever we are, there's fun to be found ♪
♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪
♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪
♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪
♪ We'll be there ♪


[Music]

[Clicks, keyboard clacking]

[Music]

♪ I was a wallflower standing all awkward ♪
♪ You picked me up and told me no worries ♪
♪ "I like your shoes..." ♪
♪ That was your pickup line ♪
♪ I don't mind ♪
♪ And I've been looking for someone ♪
♪ Who sees underneath it all ♪
♪ We're still young ♪
♪ So let's eat ice cream forever ♪
♪ This is crazy but I'm gonna say it ♪
♪ I ♪
♪ I'm beginning to think you're just riii-ight ♪
♪ We ♪
♪ We're already dreamin' of a liii-ii-ife ♪
♪ Us ♪
♪ Maybe we risk it all ♪
♪ You ♪
♪ You're beginning, beginning to look like just my type ♪

[Music]

♪ Together we ditched the party just my style ♪
♪ Cruisin' Glendale, maybe go on the swings ♪
♪ "You're kinda pretty..." ♪
♪ That was your winning line, it's sublime ♪
♪ And I've been looking for someone ♪

'Sup, man? Oh, so that's where those chips went.

What up, Internet?

♪ Who embraces it all ♪
♪ We're still young, so let's eat after midnight ♪
♪ It's weird, but I'm gonna say it ♪
♪ I ♪
♪ I'm beginning to think you're just riiiiight ♪
♪ We ♪
♪ We're already dreamin' of a liii-ii-ife ♪
♪ Us ♪
♪ Maybe we risk it all ♪

Hey, Pan, you done yet?

♪ You ♪
♪ You're beginning, beginning ♪

Oh, wha... No?

♪ To look liiiiiike just my type ♪


[Clicks]

Uh, whoo! Ha, okay! Hello, Internet.

My name is Grizz, and I'm here to teach you some sweet moves!

Okay, play and here we go.

♪ Come on ♪
♪ Now throw your hands up ♪
♪ Throw 'em up now ♪
♪ And turn yourself around ♪
♪ And step to the left ♪

Oh, um, uh, okay.

♪ Step to the right ♪
♪ Now shake your thing ♪
♪ Put your back fire out ♪
♪ Now, booty pop and drop ♪
♪ Everybody, swizzy swazz, y'all ♪

Uh, aah.

♪ Time to kick the juice ♪
♪ Kick a little harder ♪

Uh, okay.

♪ Even harder, y'all ♪

Ugh!

[Glass shatters]


[Clicks]

Gosh dang, that was so good.

Ice Bear has never had better dumplings.

Now, come on. It's almost time for the movie.

Hmm? Oh, whoa! Check it out!

What's this doing just sitting out here?

So old and crusty.

Does it... [grunts] still play?

[Intermittent piano keys play]

[Sour note plays]

Ah!

Ha, ha! [Claps]

Oh, I just remembered a song I can play.

Ooh, you sound great. Keep playing.

♪ I know ♪
♪ There's gotta be some way ♪
♪ To feel happy again ♪
♪ My friend, friend, friend ♪
♪ I know ♪
♪ There's gotta be some way ♪
♪ To feel that little ka-lump again ♪
♪ In your heart ♪

In Ice Bear's heart?

♪ In your heart ♪

In Ice Bear's heart.

♪ Again ♪

[Imitating trumpet]

[Playing piano stops]
Oh! We're gonna be late for the movie.

Come on! Let's go.

[Clicking]

Yo, yo, yo! What's up, family?

It's your boy, DJ G. Rizzy!

Check out my mix tape on Music Vapor.

Oh, yeah! Uh!

[Music]

Oh! That's the wild up in here!


[Beatboxing]

[Zap! Zap! Zap!]

DJ G. Rizzy on the b*at!

[Air horn blows]

[Clicking]

[Keyboard clacking]

[Laughs] I know, man.

And then it just sh*t right out of my nose.

Ew, gross, Grizz.

Ah, sometimes you just let it happen, you know.

It's still gross, man.

Hey, Pan. There's a girl checking you out at 7:00.

What? Where?

No. Dude, your other 7:00.

Uh, where? My other 7:00? I don't...

Geez, man, she's right there.

What?

[Music]

♪ Well, forever my baby, forever my heart ♪

♪ Well, yeah, yeah, girl ♪
♪ Yo, Friday with my crew ♪

♪ I saw perfection from across the room ♪

♪ Yeah, w-wow ♪
♪ O-o-oh ♪
♪ There you were so lovely ♪
♪ Mind was blown ♪
♪ Please show me ♪
♪ How can I be your one and only? ♪
♪ Just you and me, girl ♪
♪ Look in my eyes ♪
♪ No more lonely nights I have no disguise ♪
♪ Take my hand This is me ♪
♪ And I hope that you'll agree ♪
♪ Forever my baby, forever my heart ♪
♪ Letting go never, can't tear us apart ♪
♪ Will you-ou-ou, be my boo-oo-oo ♪
♪ 'Cause I-I-I ain't no fool ♪
♪ Oh-ho-ho-oh ♪
♪ Yeee-ee-ah ♪

♪ So, Saturday with my crew ♪
♪ I'm thinking, let's chill real soon ♪
♪ O-O-O-Oh, yeah, let's chill ♪
♪ I got your number, gonna call ya ♪
♪ Just can't wait to see your face ♪

[Cellphone rings]

♪ Keep it real, keep it real ♪


♪ Warm embra-a-ace ♪

♪ 'Cause it's you and me, girl ♪
♪ Devotion implied ♪


♪ To dis you one day would be so unwise ♪
♪ Givin' up my riches, baby, please ♪
♪ Forgive me, I'm on my knees ♪

♪ Forever my baby, forever my heart ♪
♪ Letting go never, can't tear us apart ♪


♪ Will you-ou-ou, be my boo-oo-oo ♪
♪ 'Cause I-I-I ain't no fool ♪

♪ Girl, I did you wrong ♪

♪ And girl, I've waited so long ♪
♪ Please, don't take your love away ♪
♪ Forever my baby, forever my heart ♪
♪ Letting go never, can't tear us apart ♪
♪ Will you-ou-ou, be my boo-oo-oo ♪
♪ 'Cause I ain't no fool ♪

♪ Robot Man, from a planet in the future ♪ [Music]

♪ Robot Man ♪


[Clicking]

Hey, bro, Panda and I are gonna head out and get that new video game.

We'll be back in a couple hours.

[Music]

[Man vocalizing]

♪ Two steps forward ♪
♪ Take a spin ♪
♪ Roll the dice ♪
♪ Frozen in motion, moving cool as ice ♪
♪ Two steps forward ♪
♪ Take a spin, yeah ♪
♪ Roll the dice ♪
♪ Frozen in motion, moving cool as ice ♪


[Vocalizing continues]

♪ Pick up the telephone, no polar and spice ♪
♪ Chillin' to the West, then to the East ♪
♪ Glide to the side, last but not least ♪
♪ Chillin' to the West, then to the East ♪
♪ Glide to the side, last but not least ♪
♪ Chillin' to the West, then to the East ♪
♪ Glide to the side, last but not least, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Unequivocally, I flow ♪
♪ Forecast improbable ♪
♪ As my heart expands into another world ♪


[Vocalizing continues]

[Music continues]

[Song ends]

[Clicking]

[Cellphone vibrates]

[Gasps] Guys, we just got our first subscriber!

What? Really? This is amazing!

We got to celebrate.

♪ Robot Man from a planet in the future ♪

[Music]

♪ Robot ... ♪

[Glass shatters]


[Clicking]
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