02x15 - All Good Things Must Come to an End

[bunniefuu]

Previously on Z Nation.

El Murfi.

The savior.

I have been looking for you for a very long time.

I'm Javier Vasquez.

You k*lled my family.

I should've k*lled you too.

That's it?

That's it.

Doesn't look very high tech.

Maybe it's just another front for an underground lab.

One last cosmic joke at my expense.

Either way we're gonna check it out.

Would you like some tea and finger sandwiches?

How 'bout you put the w*apon you got under the counter on top of the bar?

[wind blowing]

[fire crackling]

Delta-Xray-Addy, do you copy?

[radio static]

Anybody copy?

[radio static continues]

Citizen Z, down to my last battery.

If you can hear this broadcast, tell the package to abort mission.

Repeat.

Abort mission.

Location compromised.

I

[static ceases]

All good things must come to an end.

What is taking so long?

I hope it's not another top secret underground lab.

That last elevator made me nauseous for a week.

Whatever it is, I just want to get it over with.

Got that right.

[thump, thump]

How's your tea, dear?

Excellent. Thank you.

What brings you to California?

Just passing through.

What's the matter, young man? You don't like tea.

I like tea just fine. It's surprises I don't like.

Nothing out of the ordinary.

Except her.

Here she comes.

Here we go.

I gotta say, I kinda like the new you.

You don't want to meet the new me.

So is this a real working restaurant?

Well except for Black Summer, we've been in continuous operation since 1967.

We've had a limited menu at times. But where you folks from?

New York.

New York?

I didn't know anybody could still be from New York.

Upstate. The city's gone 100% Z.

Long drive.

What was it like out there?

Nothing but Z's and those soon to become Z's.

Wasn't there anybody safe? Anywhere?

There are.

Few and far between.

So what does bring you to California?

[car tires on gravel]

Bounty hunters.

Busy day.

Can I get you boys some tea?

You got any brown liquor?

Oh, I think I can squeeze some out of the still.

Are you Auntie?

I am.

We heard you're the one to talk to about the Murphy.

Show her.

[snarling]

We're here to claim our bounty.

Let me get you those drinks.

[snarling]

[electric guitar theme music plays]

♪ Have mercy.

[g*nshots]

♪ Oh, have mercy. ♪

Another round of drinks for my men.

This time make it the clear stuff.

Hey.

We're celebrating over here.

How 'bout I buy you a drink?

No thanks.

I already got one.

Well if you won't come drink with me, you won't mind if I just mosey on over and have a drink with you?

Relax, fellas.

I'm gonna buy you a drink too.

Hell, drinks for everyone.

Don't worry about the Murphy. We got him sedated.

[snarling]

How 'bout a toast?

To the Murphy.

all: To the Murphy.

[clink]

[snarling]

Hey, Auntie. We could use some music.

♪

Yeah, that's better.

♪

So what brings you folks here to Auntie's?

Passing through.

♪

Well you sure are a shy one.

♪

How 'bout a dance there, shy girl?

[snarling]

Come on, baby.

It's a slow song.

♪

No, no, no, no.

I don't dance.

♪

Hey, shy girl.

♪

Shy girl.

♪

Think fast.

[snarling]

♪

Now that's interesting.

When shy girl here moves, my Murphy moves the same way.

Like they're connected or something. It's interesting.

Why don't you take off that hat?

♪

No.

♪

Take off the hat.

♪
♪

God.

♪

Wow. That's life like.

That's good work.

Hell, if I didn't know any better, I'd think you were the real deal.

You wouldn't be hiding any bites under that dress, would you?

♪

Take off the dress.

♪

Take off the dress.

♪

[snarling]

♪

[growling]

[g*nsh*t]

[splorch]

[g*nsh*t]

[g*nsh*t]

[g*nsh*t]

[splorch]

[g*nsh*t]

♪

That'll be enough of that.

Put down your weapons.

Please.

Your name Murphy?

Yeah.

Well it's about time.

[moaning]

10K?

I've been sh*t.

Don't move, kid. I'll try to stop the bleeding.

[moaning]

Auntie, do you have a first aid kit?

Where are you going?

[whispering] Okay.

[g*nsh*t]

Who are you signaling?

Doctor Merch.

And what's left of the Mount Wilson CDC lab.

He's losing a lot of blood.

[whispering] Can you do anything?

Way out of my league. Sorry, kid.

Maybe the submarine has a surgeon.

They're bound to have a sick bay.

What's the deal with this submarine anyway?

Is that where Doctor Merch has been hiding this whole time?

Sorry hon. That's classified.

Classified? From who? The zombies?

Say goodbye, pup.

Cuz we ain't coming back.

All right. Doc, you stay with 10K.

Vasquez and Addy, you guys cover us.

Dearie, put your g*ns away.

They have a nuclear submarine.

She has a point.

Hey.

You ready?

No.

But when did that ever matter?

Cap'n.

Auntie. Looks like you had a busy morning.

We had a bit of a lunch rush.

That's not him, is it?

No, sir.

Lieutenant Roberta Warren. Missouri National Guard.

We have the package here.

Safe.

So, you're The Murphy?

Actually it's just Murphy.

I don't know where this whole the came from.

We have a wounded man.

I'm the ship's doctor. Let me take a look at him.

Lot of people been looking for you, Mr. Murphy.

Well you found me.

Now what?

First we have to make sure you are who you say you are.

Oh.

I am.

How do we know you are who you say you are?

I understand your reluctance, Lieutenant Warren.

We've been tracking Delta-Xray-Delta for two years.

If I'd been through what you'd been through, I'd make damn sure I was giving that package to the right person too.

Doctor, would you mind joining us?

Is that him?

I don't know.

I'm sorry.

I only saw him for a minute before we were evacuated.

Everything was so chaotic, there was Perhaps this'll jog your memory.

Pike me.

Pike me!

Or I will hunt you down and eat your brains!

That's him.

Satisfied?

Very.

Now let's get you back to the sub.

We got a lot of work to do.

What happened to your Delta Force Escort, Lieutenant Hammond?

He didn't make it.

A lot of people didn't make it.

Easy, easy.

Hey.

It's okay.

I need your word that he will be treated humanely. He may be The Murphy.

But he still is a human being.

You have my word, Lieutenant Warren.

We'll treat him like the celebrity he's about to become.

[laughing] Celebrity? You hear that?

I'm about to become the first post-apocalyptic reality star.

Yay me.

Well don't forget the little people.

It's gonna be okay, kid. They got a real surgeon.

They're gonna fix you up.

I'm his physician. I'm gonna need to go with you.

Sorry, sir. We barely have room for these two.

But I, I have to be Don't worry.

We'll take good care of him.

Hey.

Sorry about your family.

Whoa, whoa. Hey.

That's it? No goodbye? Nothing?

A handshake? After all the sh*t we've been through?

Hey. I have something for you.

I knew it. Damn it, Murphy.

Just trying to survive, man.

I got something for you too, brother.

In case you get seasick.

Thank you, brother.

[whispering] Take care.

We're ready, Mr. Murphy.

Psst.

Thank you.

For everything.

You better get going.

Who knows?

Maybe I'll actually enjoy doing some good.

Count on you.

Amen.

No sh*t.

So that's it then, huh?

I hope the kid's gonna be okay.

He will.

Let's get these bodies out of here.

At least there's no harm done to the gene pool.

Give you mercy.

Hey.

What about this poor blue son of a--

[g*nsh*t]

[screaming]

[a*t*matic g*nf*re]

[a*t*matic g*nf*re continues]

Bounty hunters?

[g*nf*re continues]

[g*nf*re continues]

No. Zeros.

[a*t*matic g*nf*re]

[a*t*matic g*nf*re continues]

Warrennnnnn.

[whispering] Warren.

[whispering] Come and get some mercy.

[g*nsh*t]

[a*t*matic g*nf*re]

So remember, there is no such thing as death.

There is only eternal life for La Reina de la Muerta.

[a*t*matic g*nf*re continues]

So bring me El Murfi.

[a*t*matic g*nf*re continues]

[a*t*matic g*nf*re continues]

[muffled sounds]

[a*t*matic g*nf*re continues]

Now!

[a*t*matic g*nf*re continues]

Everybody inside!

[a*t*matic g*nf*re continues]

Come on. Come on.

[a*t*matic g*nf*re continues]

How the hell did they find us?!

[a*t*matic g*nf*re continues]

Well my hat's off to you, Doctor Kurian. Once again you've proven your value.

I must admit, I can't believe I'm getting such good directions from a head in a box.

My queen Wait.

Where are you, little kitty?

Oooh.

There you are, pretty pretty.

v*olence at such a range is so impersonal.

Where's the dignity?

a*mo? Who's got what?

I'm good.

Doc?

Well I'm okay, but I left my bag out there. I don't know how far Im gonna be able to chuck the damn crowbar.

I'm out.

And without range, this cover won't do us much good.

Well if you just ask nicely Well aren't you full of surprises.

Well I'm a little low on a*mo.

But I think we can give them hell in the meantime.

All right. Let's rock and roll.

The fact that they haven't started b*ating down these doors yet worries me more than if they just kept attacking.

Mindless mayhem we can handle.

Whatever the hell they're planning, I'm not so sure.

Young male. Single large caliber g*nsh*t wound to the abdomen.

Pulse weak, irregular. He's lost a lot of blood.

Is he gonna be okay?

They'll do everything they can. Now we need to leave.

We'll make sure to get him back to his friends in one piece.

Your man's in good hands.

He's not my man. He's just a byproduct of the apocalypse I couldn't seem to shake.

Follow me.

We've been waiting for you a long time, Mr. Murphy.

Yeah, well I got a little sidetracked.

Have there been any side effects from the vaccine?

Side effects? Lady, I am a giant walking side effect.

Any cravings?

You mean for brains?

No.

Who are you working for?

I thought the U.S. Government collapsed years ago.

It did.

The whole idea of a nation state is a thing of the past.

A new world is rising from the ashes of the old.

A better world.

Zona.

Zona?

I've heard of that.

This crazy pilot in Roswell. He was gonna fly some experimental aircraft back to Zona.

We thought he was nuts.

Zona's real?

Zona is more than just real. It's the future.

Early in the apocalypse, a group of visionary world leaders and businessmen embarked on a plan to save humanity.

Together they created a zombie free island where the seeds of the next human race have been planted.

What about the old human race?

Time may be running out.

The pilot you met was part of a larger plan to recover advanced technology and cultural heritage before it's lost forever.

Unfortunately, both tend to be very fragile.

We're in a race against time to hold onto what makes us human.

[clank]

Sorry.

My bad.

So if we are going to save the human race, maybe we better get started.

Anybody tries to come in that front door is stepping right into our k*ll box.

Cubrirse! Cubrirse!

Now what are they up to?

Hey, Roberta!

Hey!

It's not you I came after. Just Murphy. Hmmm?

I only want Murphy!

You give him to me, and we can still be friends.

Too late, Chica! He's gone!

Dónde está Murfi?

[g*nsh*t]

sh*t. Missed.

Ready.

all: Apunten!

Machetes!

Go!

[stabbing]

[yelling]

[a*t*matic g*nf*re]

That's it!

Nobody comes into my house and sh**t up my stuff! Nobody!

[a*t*matic g*nf*re]

[a*t*matic g*nf*re]

Nice sh**ting!

[a*t*matic g*nf*re continues]

[growling]

[g*nf*re]

[growling]

[yelling]

[growling]

[crash]

[growling]

[slice]

[breathing heavily]

Mercy.

[crash]

Are you comfortable?

Perfect. Just like when I was a kid.

I'm gonna need a few samples of your blood to run some tests.

I'm all yours.

This should be interesting.

What's the deal with the crew?

Their eyes?

It's a side effect from one of the early vaccines given to everyone on Zona.

But not you?

I've never been.

I've only seen the inside of this sub since we evacuated Mt. Wilson.

How do you even know Zona's real then?

I worked for some of the people who first founded Zona before the outbreak.

They're the only ones left with enough power and resources to stop this plague.

We almost had it.

But the vaccine only slows down the virus.

It doesn't k*ll it or make you immune.

Some of the earliest people vaccinated are losing their immunity and starting to turn.

Including the founder of Zona.

That's why we need you.

I thought the vaccine was for all of humanity?

It will be.

Have you had any major childhood diseases?

Measles, mumps, chickenpox.

Yes, yes, and I think yes.

I was sick all the time when I was a kid. I had everything.

Mono, whooping cough, poison ivy, you name it.

Any sexually transmitted diseases?

The usual.

You don't have to go into detail The tests will tell me more.

Any children?

These are awfully personal questions.

You mind?

A little privacy?

Would you mind?

We'll only be a minute.

[whispering] Jesus.

I thought you might be different than Doctor Kurian.

But I was wrong.

You met Doctor Kurian?

Oh we're old buddies, he and I.

I know all about you two.

He's still alive?

Sort of.

[gasping]

I did not spend three years fighting my way across ten thousand miles of zombie crazed America just so I could be a human blood bag for a few billionaires in Hawaii.

What are you gonna do?

What I should have done a long time ago.

[mumbling]

[a*t*matic g*nf*re]

[a*t*matic g*nf*re]

[a*t*matic g*nf*re]

[crash]

[click]

[whispering] sh*t.

[a*t*matic g*nf*re]

[clang]

[grunting]

[crash]

[clang]

[clang]

[cr*ck]

[thwap]

[moaning]

[g*nsh*t]

[gasping]

Roberta!

Oh, it's so good to see you.

Can we talk? Like sisters.

We can.

As you can see, I am unarmed.

You're not going to sh**t me, are you?

You know I've missed you.

We would have made a wonderful team.

But it is not too late.

Hmmm?

You come join me.

Be my consigliore.

Escorpion is dead.

I need you.

Hmmm?

Help me find the Murphy.

Too late.

He's gone.

Gone where?

We gave him to the CDC.

That was a big mistake.

Not my first one.

[screaming]

[thwap]

[smack]

[thump]

[crash]

[crash]

[moaning]

[smack]

[moaning]

[crash]

[smack]

[crash]

[moaning]

[smack]

[grunting]

[crash]

[yelling]

[crash]

[screaming]

[grunting]

[smack]

[moaning]

[screaming]

[smack]

[moaning]

[thwap]

[smack]

[crash]

[breathing heavily]

We could've been such good friends.

[yelling]

[slice]

[gasping]

Escorpion?

No, mi reina.

Soy Hector.

Te doy misericordia.

Thank you.

De nada.

Wait! [smack]

Never leave a zombie to do a man's job.

He saved my life.

I don't care.

Well ding dong. The bitch is dead.

You k*lled your queen?

Why?

She wasn't my queen.

Not since she got that cooked batch of Kurian's vaccine.

I followed them here through all their death and destruction.

She wasn't human anymore.

None of them were.

I won't rob you of your revenge.

You've earned it.

Escorpion deserves to die for what he did to What I did to your family.

If you want to k*ll me, you go right ahead.

I've been a one man apocalypse all my life.

I'm not afraid to die.

Death, sh*t, that's all I know.

I know it don't mean sh*t, but I apologize.

I'm not that man who k*lled your family, man.

That man is dead.

k*lled by the Zs when you threw me down that hole.

In that one second, I saw every horrible and malicious thing I ever did.

And I wanted to die right there and then.

But I knew if my life were to have any meaning, I had to get out of there.

I had to survive and make up for all the things that I did.

Maybe this is how I do it.

Do me a favor, man.

You pull that trigger.

Do what you have to.

But who are you gonna be after you pull that trigger?

[g*nsh*t]

What happened?

I couldn't do it.

I know.

I'm glad.

Not for him.

For you.

Never did show you this did I?

No.

She's beautiful.

They both are.

Come on. We better get going.

My mission is over.

Yeah. So is mine.

You better go.

Well I ain't gonna say goodbye.

Me neither.

Well.

Watch out for those puppies and kittens, huh?

I will.

What happened?

Is he alive?

He's alive.

He's not coming.

Well, what do we do now, Chief?

I don't know.

I'm not in charge anymore.

[alarm sounding]

[alarm sounding]

[rapid footsteps]

[alarm sounding]

[rapid footsteps]

You need a ride?

I got enough food, a*mo, and z weed for a month.

I'm in.

Well look.

If we need to, we k*ll him and we take the truck.

We're only going as far as the beach.

I like the beach.

[crash]

[growling]

[g*nsh*t]

[growling]

Think 10K's all right?

Big sub like that, they got to have a real medical team.

Well I hope they don't bleed him dry.

I hate to admit it, but I kinda miss Murphy.

Really?

I didn't get to know him too well, but he seemed like kind of a d*ck.

That doesn't look good.

Is it submerging?

No.

It's sinking.

Murphy.

10K.

Is that a boat?

It's Murphy. He has Doctor Merch and the Sub Captain.

What about 10K?

[muffled expl*si*n]

Tell me he's on that boat.

Doc, tell me 10K is on that boat!

I don't see him.

Hey, check it out.

[jet engines roaring]

Those don't look American.

They're not.

What do you suppose they want?

What do you think?

[wind blowing]

[wind blowing]

[snarling]

[snarling]

Drink your tea.

Drink your tea.

[snarling]

[snarling]

[laughing] Bad zombie.