Jay (O.C.): My turn! It's my turn!
Cole (O.C.): Oh, you want a little more? Take this!
Jay (O.C.): Yeah? How about a little of this?
Kai (O.C.): Monkey paw to the head!
Cole (O.C.): Ninja roll!
Jay (O.C.): Dragon punch!
Kai: Ninja Go!
Jay: Hey! Huh?
Cole: Hey! What?
Zane: Ninja Go!
Kai: This roof isn't big enough for the four of us.
Cole: Correction: This roof isn't big enough for him.
Jay: It's like he's in his own world. I bet he can't even hear us!
Kai: Sensei, Zane's...weird.
Sensei Wu: What is weird? Someone who is different or someone who is different than you?
Cole: No, Sensei. He's weird weird.
Cole: Do you mind?!
Kai: Holy baloney!
Zane: I'm sorry. I consumed the last of the deli-meat. Cheese?
Kai: We like the guy. He's really smart. He's just...(sighs) a little off sometimes.
Sensei Wu: Zane is a brother and brothers are often different. I should know.
Kai, Jay and Cole: Mail!
Mailman: (pants) Let's see. A letter from Jay's parents. Kai has a fan letter. Oh, something from Cole's father.
Cole: What? No package? I'm expecting something from Creature's Beasts and Beyond.
Mailman: No. Nothing from...uh-uh. Here it is!
Cole: Huh! Rocky's gonna love this!
Jay: Hey, Zane. How come you never hear anything from your parents?
Zane: I don't remember my parents. I've been an orphan all my life.
Kai: You mean you've never had a home?
Sensei Wu: The Monastery is your home now.
Cole: Liver and toads, Rocky. Your favourite. Mm-hmm.
Rattla: I can't believe you hypnotised one of the Ninja. Does the General know?
Skales: Of course not. He's been put under the control of Lloyd. But I plan to use it for my best interest.
Slithraa: Everyone works while you two slack. As my second in command, I expect more from you, Skales.
Skales: Yes, General. General, you know I am most loyal to you, but I must question this childish agenda. The Ninja have stolen our staff yet you instruct your army to make this playhouse for Lloyd? Snakes don't belong in trees.
Slithraa: You know better than to question my judgement, Skales. I'll pretend you didn't ask.
Lloyd: Hey! If we plan to rule Ninjago from here, this elevtor needs to have a trapped door! I want more booby traps!
Slithraa: As you wish, young Garmadon.
Skales: As you wish, General.
Jay: Hmm. I love it when it's Zane's night to cook.
Cole: Hey. I didn't hear any complains about my duck chowder last night.
Kai: That's because it glued our mouths shut. You really thought Jay was speechless all throughout dinner?
Jay: Yeah. Please don't make that again.
Zane: Dinner is served.
Zane: What's so funny?
Nya: Zane. You're wearing a...even I wouldn't wear that.
Zane: You laugh because I take steps to ensure I'm clean after cooking?
Kai: No! We laugh because you came out wearing that ridiculous outfit!
Zane: I guess we don't share the same sense of humour.
Cole: Well, how about this?
Cole: How could you not find that funny? Ah!
Sensei Wu: Now you are brothers.
Lloyd: If I see one girl in ere. I'm gonna go ballistic.
Zane: Thank you, my mysterious friend.
Kai: I don't even think Zane knows where he's going. Uh, tell us again how you stumbled upon Lloyd's secret headquarters.)
Zane: I followed a bird.
Jay: Why did yo follow a bird?
Zane: Because it danced.
Jay: Oh...okay. Was it a cuckoo bird?
Zane: Of course not. Everyone knows cuckoo birds are not indigenous to these forests.
Lloyd (O.C.): Watch it! No, here! Come on, we don't have all day! It's not me for a lunch break.
Cole: Holy kanoley, Frosty was right!
Kai: We can't let that brat and those snakes get a foothold of Ninjago. We gotta destroy that thing before it becomes operational.
Jay: Whoa! Are you sure? It looks like a pretty cool treehouse. There's a rope course. Ooh, a tree swing.
Cole: Hey! Remember who's team you're on Alright, guys. What do we do?
Kai: It looks like the entire place is being supported by those three trees. Once those ties are severed, the whole is gonna fall like a house of cards.
Zane: But why would one make a house of cards? Such construction would be careless.
Kai (whispers): Oh, brother.
Cole: Travel in shadows, boys.
Lloyd: (chuckles) It's almost finished. Soon, my fortress will be complete. You! Hold up that sign for me!
Lloyd: Booby trap!!
Jay: Ninja Go!
Zane: Ninja go!
Lloyd: I said no Ninja! Attack!
Skales: Everyone! Retreat!
Kai: Cole! Wait till we're off the treehouse, then cut the line.
Skales: You! You obey my every command.
Cole: I will obey your every command.
Jay: Where's Cole?
Kai: This whole place is coming down!
Cole: No one goes anywhere until you deal with me!
Kai: What's gotten into him?
Zane: He's under their control.
Jay: Yeah, well he better snap out of it quick because this whole place looks like it's about to go down!
Lloyd: Don't go. We have to protect my treehouse fortress.
Skales: Your treehouse? It's about time we did this! Now, to get the staff!
Jay: Okay, now come on. Friends don't hit friends. Ow, okay. I-I-I-I'm gonna ignore that.
Kai: What're we supposed to do? If I use my sword, this place will turn up into flames faster than a tender box.
Zane: Isn't the anti venom in the staff?
Jay: Yeah, but the staff is back at the Monastery.
Zane: Jay! Use your Lightning! Try to shock him out of his trance!
Jay: Sorry, Cole, but this is gonna hurt you a lot more that it's gonna hurt me.
Kai and Zane: Jay!
Jay: That is a serious safety hazard!
Kai: No, Cole! Don't!
Zane: Cole! No, Cole! No!
Cole: Huh? Where-where am I? What are we doing?
Nya: We're getting outta here because this whole place is coming down!
Jay: That flute! It cancels their powers!
Sensei Wu: It's as old as the Serpentine themselves. But we must hurry! The Monastery is left unguarded! Quickly!
Kai: We're too late. Snakes.
Kai: Our home.
Zane: Shard! Put this out!
Zane: The training equipment, gone.
Jay: Our video games, gone.
Sensei Wu: They stole their staff back.
Cole: What do we do now?
Kai: If you hadn't followed that silly bird, none of this would've happened!
Sensei Wu: Kai!
Jay: No! Sensei, he's right! Because of you, my high score has been deleted!
Zane: This is a teaching moment. We must learn from this.
Cole: A teaching moment? What's wrong with you? Don't you get it? Everything is gone!
Sensei Wu: Enough! We're all at fault. Zane is your brother. Apologise at once.
Kai: I'm sorry, Zane. I...
Lloyd: Do something, General. You're still under my command, right?
Slithraa: Enough! I am the General! You will return my staff at once!
Slithraa: You dare challenge my command?!
Hypnobrai (chanting): Slither Pit! Slither Pit! Slither Pit! Slither Pit!
Skales: I guess we'll have to fight for it...in the Slither Pit!
Mezmo: Winner gets the staff and leads the tribe! You know the rules. There are none, but in the Slither Pit, whatever I say goes. Alright, fight!
Mezmo: Two weapons!
Mezmo: Side wonder!
Lloyd: Go, General! Go!
Rattla: He used Fang-Kwon-Do!
Lloyd: Get up! Get up!
Mezmo: We have a winner!
Hypnobrai: (chanting) Skales! Skales! Skales! Skales! Skales! Skales! Skales! Skales!
Skales: You will be loyal to me now!
Slithraa: I will do as you command.
Skales: You! Leave and never return!
Kai: Wh-what are we eating again?
Cole: Mud newt. Not bad for something that leaves underground.
Jay: What? Yeah! A new high s-sc-score!
Sensei Wu: Remember, we must be thankful for what we still have.
Cole: What do we have? Our home is gone.
Kai: You know, I don't miss our home. What I really miss is Zane.
Jay: Yeah. I miss Zane.
Jay: Yeah, Zane. You know. White Ninja. The smart, strange one.
Nya: No. Zane!
Jay: (sighs) Zane. We're so sorry for everything we've said. We're a team and that means we're all responsible.
Zane: You don't need to apologise to me.
Kai: But what about all those awful things we said? Isn't that why you left?
Zane: Of course not. I saw the Falcon again and I followed him.
Cole: That's our Zane.
Nya: We're happy to have you back.
Zane: Why? Is it my turn to make dinner?
Sensei Wu: Yes, Zane. We would love for you to make dinner.
Zane: But I already made it. Come. I want to show you what I've found. I think you'll all be pleased.
Zane: I can't explain it, but I feel a strange connection with the Falcon. I think he's trying to help show us the path we need to take.
Zane: Our new home.
Jay: Do I smell pie?
Zane: Kabloo berry. Oh, and I made burtle berry and apple and...
Sensei Wu: I'm proud of you, Zane. One day, I promise. We will find your family.
Zane: But I've already found them.
Sensei Wu: I feel there's more to you than meets the eye. There's something special about you, Zane.
Zane: Sensei, will I become the Green Ninja?
Sensei Wu: It's too early to tell, but if it's in your path, you'll know. Come now. It would be a shame to let them to eat all that pie.