04x05 - Spy For a Spy

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"Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu" revolves around the adventures of six ninja: Kai, Cole, Jay, Zane, Lloyd, and Nya.
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04x05 - Spy For a Spy

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Sensei Wu: Previously on Ninjago.

Master Chen: He cheated! Lloyd loses.

Griffin Turner: No way.

Mr. Pale: If Lloyd is out, then so am I.

Kai: Me too.

Jay: And me three.

Nya: You're gonna blow my cover.

Darreth: Cover? Oh, my gosh. You're on a mission.

Nya: It's my only hope of finding the ninja.

Cole: Zane? Is that you? Heh. You're alive!

(Theme song plays)

Sensei Wu: Episode 39 - Spy for a Spy.

Cole: (Whistling)

Karloff: Why you whistle? Yesterday Cole was sad. Not today. What changed?

Cole: There are looking up, Karloff. We came her to find a friend, and I found him. All I gotta do now is get Zane and bust him out.

Karloff: Ho, not so easy. Chen's made it nearly impossible to escape this place.

Cole: I'm still working out the details, but Zane's a nindroid a walking computer. If I can get to him, he'll solve anything Chen throws at us in no time.

Karloff: (Sighs) Karloff wished he had a friend like that,

Cole: But first order of business, I gotta let the others know I'm busting him out.

Karloff: You put message in cookie?

Cole: I know, right? That's why it's called fortune cookie.

Karloff: Well, if you get out, don't forget about Karloff.

Cole: Yeah, sure. Of course. Special order for the banquet's ready.

Karloff: I hope you have the good fortune for it to end up in the right hands.

Cole: You and me both, Karloff. Now all I have to do is figure out how to get out of here.

Anacondrai Soldier: Ahh.

Both: (Gasps)

Anacondrai Soldier: (Grunts, Whimpers)

Cole: (Sighs)

Kabuki Girls: (Giggling)

Nya: All right, Darreth. Let's move in.

Darreth: Wait a minute. Have I ever told you that I am master of disguise?

Nya: Is that make up.

Darreth: No, no this is the master of disguise kit.

Nya: No!

Darreth: Get ready to go undercover. Oh, yeah. Oh, that-- Oh, perfect. Oh...

Nya: (Coughing, Whimpering)

Darreth: Presenting Miss Kabuki. Yeah!

Nya: What? How did you manage to change my clothes?

Darreth: A true ninja never reveals his secrets. You should know that, Nya. Hmm.

Lloyd: (Sighs)

Master Chen: Try the wasp eggs. Delicious!

Lloyd: Uh, I think I'll pass.

Master Chen: Oh, lighten up, Green Ninja. This isn't a trick. This is a feast to celebrate the eight of you making it to the second round.

Kabuki Girls: (Laughing)

Master Chen: And I must congratulate the Master of Shadow's defeat over Master of Poison. She was a bit hard to swallow, am I right?

All: (Laughing)

Master Chen: Laugh harder! Ha-ha-ha!

All: (Laughing Harder)

Kai: You can relax, Lloyd. Even if there was a fight, now that we told the others about Chen's dirty plot to steal our powers, we're safe in our secret alliance.

Griffin Turner: I tried to enlist Shadow, but that dude's throwing some serious shade.

Sensei Garmadon: Well, if you plan to stop Chen, you'll need everyone on board. Each fighter that loses, give him strength. Soon he'll be too powerful for even all of you combined to overcome.

Shade: (Chomping)

Master Chen: Ooh, fortune cookies! Bring them to me.

Clouse: But they are for your captured-- I mean, honored guests.

Master Chen: I'm not gonna eat them, Clousy Clouse, just read the fortunes. They're my favorite part.

Clouse: Might I warn you, our guests are whispering, and I don't think it's about your food. I've heard word they have allied themselves. The ninja have told them about our secret ceremony.

Master Chen: Do they know about spell?

Clouse: Not yet, but we must get ahead of this.

Master Chen: It has come to my attention that there are rumors floating about that I am stealing everyone's power. I am.

All: (Whispering Indistinctly)

Master Chen: But it's all for this staff. (Grunts) No, no. Not you, staff. I mean my real staff.

All: (Gasps)

Master Chen: The Staff of Elements. it holds the power of your fallen foes, It holds the power of your fallen foes, and soon it'll hold all but one. For the last standing in my tournament will win this prize and be the greatest fighter ever in the history of Ninjago.

All: (Indistinctly Whispering)

Lloyd: You lie. What about the spell?

Clouse: Spell? What spell?

Lloyd: Don't believe him, it's just another trick. Neuro read Clouse's mind and saw it. Tell them what you saw, Neuro.

Neuro: I-- I don't remember. Truthfully, I'm a bit more interested in knowing more about that staff.

Griffin Turner: And why we be so quick to believe everything you say? How do we know you're not lying to get the staff for yourself?

All: (Indistinctly Whispering)

Skylor: (Gasps)

Clouse: It worked. Their alliance is crumbling.

Sensei Garmadon: So much for the alliance.

Lloyd: They believe him over us?

Jay: If we're gonna convince anyone, argh, we need proof. (Grunts) We need to, argh, find that spell. Would you cut it out?

Nya: (Whispering) Jay, It's me.

All: Nya?

Nya: Lower your voices. I'm undercover. And to be completely honest, a bit out of my element. And I heard what happened to Cole. That was big of you both.

Jay: Love is like w*r, Nya. Everybody gets hurt.

Kai: Iss it just you, sis?

Nya: Darreth's also on the island.

Darreth: What up, ninja?

Nya: And in contact with Wu via a mobile base.

Kai: If you're undercover, that means you can get close to Clouse's Spell Book. All we know is that it's on page 149. I think he might have it in his quarters.

Nya: I'll look into it. And it sounds like you have your work out for you too.

Jay: How so?

Nya: How do you think they found out about your alliance? Someone in your circle is a spy.

All (In Unison): A spy?

Skylor: Do you know that servant girl?

Kai: Uh-- Know that girl? Heh. Of course not. Why jealous?

Skylor: My fortune tells me Cole and your friend Zane will be breaking out. You're lucky this didn't end up in the wrong hands.

Kai: He found Zane, I can't believe it. Thanks, Skylor. It's good to know there are some people here we can trust.

Jay: A spy? Who do you think it is?

Lloyd: I have my suspicious.

Darreth: Yeah! Heh, heh.

Nya: Darreth. Darreth, are you there?

Darreth: Ha! Loud and proud, Nya. Talk to me.

Nya: Tell Sensei our objective. are set: I'm gonna find the spell and get proof Chen's up to no good, while the ninja sniff out the spy in their alliance.

Darreth: Aye, aye, Samurai X. Brown Ninja out. Breaker, breaker. Come in, Wu. The falcon has landed.

Anacondrai Soldier: (Chomping)

Cole: It's time.

Karloff: But shift not over for hours.

Cole: It is for me. Heh. heh. I've been waiting to do this for a long time. (Panting and Grunting) (Grunting)

All: (Cheering)

Anacondrai Soldier: Get him!

Cole: Ha, ha! Ooh. Aah! Unh. (Chuckles)

Anacondrai Soldiers: (Grunting)

Cole: Let there be food!

Anacondrai Soldiers: (Groaning)

All: (Cheering)

Cole: (Grunting) Ha! All of you can eat. Eat it, guards!

Anacondrai Soldier: (Grunting)

Cole: (Chuckling) (Grunting)

Guards: (Grunting)

Cole: Woo-hoo!

Karloff: Go, Cole. Go!

Cole: (Yelps)

Anacondrai Soldier: (Grunting)

Cole: (Burps) Now I feel better. You got any cake? Argh! Ha! It was worth it! For these.

Zane 2.0: (Gasps)

Cole: Zane!

Zane 2.0: (Panting) Cole? You've returned.

Cole: Of course I did. I made a promise. Now come here, you shiny new tin can. Ah! Can you feel the love?

Zane 2.0: No. But the longer we stand here, the shorter time we have to escape.

Cole: Ha! You know you were always the smart one. Let's go.

Anacondrai Soldier: (Gasps)
Nya: Page 102, 122... Aha, page 149. Oh, this would change everything. (Gasps)

Anacondrai Soldier: There's been a breach in the factory. Master Cole has gone missing.

Clouse: Release my pet. She'll make sure he doesn't escape. Hmm.

Nya: (Sighs)

Zane 2.0: Not that way. That will only take us back to where we started.

Cole: Unh. Maybe you should be leading.

Zane 2.0: (Gasps) I am not familiar with that sound.

Cole: I am. We need to move.

Zane 2.0: I thought I was leading.

Cole: Trust me, you'll wanna keep up.

Zane 2.0: (Panting)

Cole: (Grunts)

Zane 2.0: This isn't a wall. It's the body of a large serpent.

Cole: (Grunts) Come on, we have to find another way.

Both: (Panting)

Cole: Argh. Another dead end.

Zane 2.0: The serpent's strategy appears to be to surround us and coil inward. Very clever.

Cole: Yeah, well, my strategy is not to be eaten. (Gasps)

Both: (Gasping)

Cole: It was nice knowing you, Zane. I think this really is our dead end. (Moaning) I don't supposed you can freeze him?

Zane 2.0: Chen took my powers like everyone else. P.I.X.A.L., calculate escape scenarios.

Cole: P.I.X.A.L.? You got a girl stuck in your head?

P.I.X.A.L.: Calculating escape routes. Activating expl*sive shuriken.

Zane 2.0: (Grunting)

Both: (Screaming)

Cole: Heh. I'm gonna like the new you.

Zane 2.0: We must move quickly.

Cole: Lead the way.

Shade: Like I said, I ain't joining your little alliance. I'm gunning for that staff.

Lloyd: Hey, this isn't about an alliance. This is about finding out who is the spy. No one leaves this room until we find out who is passing information to Chen.

Shade: Why are you looking at me, Greenie? I'm not your spy.

Neuro: Perhaps I can help. (Whirring) I don't know who, but someone here isn't who they say they are.

Skylor: How do we know we can trust you? Maybe I should use your power and see inside your head.

Neuro: I'd like to see you try, power hoarder.

Kai: (Grunting) This is what Chen wants, for us to fight. But we don't have to. There has to be a more civilized way around this.

Sensei Garmadon: There is. Everyone who's ever worked for Chen has the Anacondrai tattoo on their back. Find the tattoo, find the spy.

Lloyd: Anyone object?

Neuro: Can I go now?

Lloyd: Not until we check anyone. Who's next?

Griffin Turner: Let's get it on.

Master Chen: You're harshing my vibe. You better tell me they've caught the escaped prisoner.

Clouse: Sadly Master, not yet. But I have far for worse news to report. Someone has stolen the spell.

Master Chen: Do you need the page to do the spell?

Clouse: Of course not. But if it gets into the hands of the ninja, the fighters will know we've lied. Then they'll rise up against us.

Master Chen: Then we must find that page! Argh! Kabuki paint, uh, it gets everywhere.

Clouse: Hmm. Master, I have a feeling a spy may well be in our midst.

Master Chen: A Kabuki servant? Well, well.

Clouse: The spy may have the page still on them. Guards! Search every servant in this room.

Darreth: (Singing) ♪They call me Darreth the Man With the big Bad guitar sound Oh, I said spin Spin like a record Come on Yeah, spin Darreth, spin Spin like a record Come on Darreth the Man And the big, bad Guitar band♪

Master Chen: What is that racket?

Clouse: It's coming from the island.

Master Chen: It's coming from the spy. Find the signal. Find the spy.

Clouse: You heard him. Search the island. As for you, stay put.

Nya: Darreth, what have you done now?

Lloyd: Well, only two left.

Kai: Uh. I hate to do this, but it's your turn. Can I see your back, please?

Skylor: How could you not trust me? I came to you with the fortune cookie.

Kai: I'm sorry, but we all have to know.

Lloyd: Wait. Where'd Shadow go?

Jay: He disappeared through his own shadow.

Griffin Turner: There he is! Get him!

Shade: I ain't your spy, and I ain't your friend either. The staff will be mine.

Lloyd: (Grunting)

Jay: Aah! My leg1 Ugh. Get Kai off of me!

Sensei Garmadon: (Grunting)

Shade: You cast a long shadow, old man.

Neuro: It was Shadow. He must be the spy.

Jay: (Yelps, Sobs) Aah! Oh!

Kai: Skylor, look, I'm sorry.

Skylor: Don't. And if you still think I'm the spy, watch me walk out that door.

Kai: (Sighs)

Jay: What happened to our alliance?

Lloyd: What alliance?

Master Chen: Kabuki are always pleased to serve me. Isn't that right, Kabuki?

Kabuki Girls: (Chuckling)

Master Chen: Now harder! Really get into it!

Clouse: Our spy tells me the Master of Lightning is hurt.

Nya: (Gasps)

Master Chen: Ow! Too hard!

Clouse: The Ninja are weakening, master.

Master Chen: What about their spy? Have you found where the signal's coming from?

Clouse: We haven't found anything on the island yet, but we will.

Nya: (Glups)

Anacondrai Soldier: What are you doing?

Kapau: I was, uh-- I was headbanging.

Chope: Taking a break.

Anacondrai Soldier: Have you checked out the waterfall?

Kapau: Uh, yeah, it's beautiful.

Chope: Yeah. So serene.

Anacondrai Soldier: I meant for spies, you idiots!

Kapau: Yes, sir.

Chope: Right away, sir.

Anacondrai Soldier: Now, come on!

Darreth: Whoo! Yeah! The proud ninja.

Nya: Darreth! Do you read me? They're coming! You hear me? They're coming for you!

Darreth: (Pants, Gasps) Savages. Uh, where is that cloak button? (Grunting)

Anacondrai Soldier: Check it out.

All: (Laughing)

Darreth: Now let's test what;s under the hood.

Guards: (Grunting)

Darreth: (Screaming) Somebody get me out of here!

Mini Robot: Autopilot initiated.

Darreth: Aah! About time you showed up, little dude! All right boneheads, I got a bone to pick with-- Ow! Ooh, aah!

Anacondrai Soldiers: (Laughing)

Anacondrai Soldier: (Grunts)

Darreth: Score one for the Brown Ninja. Bad autopilot. Bad autopilot! (Panting) (Screaming) I've been taken hostage by the savages! You're on your own. Go on without me.

Master Chen: So you're the spy. Ha! The spell!

Nya: (Grunting) Oh, and by the way, your feet stink! (Grunting)

Master Chen: Get her and get that spell!

Anacondrai Soldier 1: They've ordered everyone after some Kabuki girl.

Anacondrai Soldier 2: What about the escaped Factory worker?

Anacondrai Soldier 1: Forget him. Chen will make sure the other workers pay for his actions.

Anacondrai Soldier 2: Argh. Poor saps.

Cole: Poor saps?

Zane 2.0: Hurry, the exit is just around the bend.

Cole: You go, I can't. A ninja doesn't save himself. He protects those who can't protect themselves. I want to go back. I have to go back and save them all.

Zane 2.0: And a ninja never leaves another ninja's side.

Cole: We'll get off this island one day, Zane. But it's either all of us or name of us.

Nya: (Grunting)

Clouse: (Grunting) Don't just stand there, find her!

Guards: (Grunting)

Clouse: (Grunting)

Nya: (Grunting)

Clouse: Get her. And get that spell.

Master Chen: My spy, have they found the girl?

Anacondrai Solider: No, but you may have bigger problems to deal with.

Skylor: Cole's got the Metal Man, Father.

Master Chen: Thank you, my child. The Master of Form's power has proved to be useful to you.

Skylor: (Chuckling)

Master Chen: But the ninja's time here is done. Tomorrow, we will end this charade. Tomorrow, we will break up the ninja forever.

Both: (Laughing)
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