02x01 - Coming Home

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02x01 - Coming Home

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A Million Little Things - 02x01 - Coming Home

GARY: This isn't a story about losing our friend.

This doesn't make any sense.
This is Jon. Perfect Jon.

It's about finding our way through it...

SOPHIE: We want you to have something of Dad's.

...together.

Maggie, you're in remission.

- Oh, thank God.
- [LAUGHS]

But how can we...

I'm looking for Barbara Morgan.

She may know things about my husband.

...without confronting the past?

Were you two together?

MRS. NELSON: I dated his roommate.

Jon was supposed to be on that flight.

He wouldn't let himself move past it.

I had to. I was pregnant.

Whatever the cost.

Your son doesn't know what happened to his father?

Mitch is his father.

Because even the best-kept secrets...

I thought you were pregnant.

- I kinda liked it.
- ...unravel...

So, every time I was with her, you were humiliating me.

Do you love her?

...and change everything.

I can't lie to you. This is your baby.

So we adapt...

- You're having a baby today.
- Mm!

...keep fighting...

I've had days like that, when I couldn't breathe.

...and just hope...

Can we not try to save this?

...love will be enough.

EDDIE: Can you come out here? Alone?

[DOOR CLOSES]

♪♪

What's going on?

♪♪

What is it?

I want to come home.

There's nothing I want more.

But I promised you no more lies.

So there's something I need to tell you.

It's not Jon's baby.

[SOBS SOFTLY]

And I didn't say anything to you because she and I agreed it needs to be Jon's.

And I couldn't lie to you.

I couldn't ask you to take me back and lie to you.

[CELLPHONE VIBRATES]

♪♪

[SIGHS]

♪♪

What is it?

You don't know.

Delilah's in labor.

[SIGHS]

Tell me what you want me to do.

I will do whatever you want me to do.

I don't know what I want you to do.

I know what you need to do.

You need to get to that hospital and be there for that baby.

The way that you weren't there for Theo.

- Katie...
- Don't.

Just... go.

I'm sorry.

[ENGINE STARTS]

♪♪

[SOBS]

[SCREAMING]

Oh, I forgot how much this hurts!

You're doing great.

Just breathe, D.

Okay, legs up, Mama, come on.

Okay, so, I texted Katherine, I left a voicemail for Eddie, now I just need to contact Gary and Maggie.

Oh, and Rome wanted me to give you his camera...

- [GRUNTS]
- ...so you can film things.

Things that I never want to see.

Ugh...

Ohh! And I'm out!

[SIGHS]

A couple of months ago, I would not have been able to stand in front of his...

Thank you for pushing me to say goodbye to him.

I told him all about you.

Well, not the dirty stuff.

- But he knows.
- Ew.

He knows.

Only you can make a cemetery visit feel dirty.

Well, it's a gift.

[CHUCKLES]

So, Bloom, you're cancer-free.

Got your whole life ahead of you.

Where would you like to go?

To the hospital.

Yeah. [LAUGHS] Rub their faces in it.

Yeah, I did the same thing.

[LAUGHS] No.

Delilah's in labor.

What?

Are you sure? I didn't get...

[CELLPHONE CHIMES]

[LAUGHS]

Okay, don't... don't get too full of yourself.

That doesn't mean anything.

Oh, no, it does.

- I outrank you.
- Yeah, with Sophie.

If Danny had texted, it would've been

- a completely...
- [CELLPHONE CHIMES]

No way. Okay, that... that's... that's just because "M" comes before...

Get out of the vehicle.

I need you to exit the vehicle.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

- Mom?
- [GASPS]

Oh, my gosh.

Sorry, Mom.

I didn't mean to scare you.

It's okay. Watch your feet, T.

You said there was gonna be a surprise tonight.

What is it?

Yeah, it's, uh...

[SNIFFLES]

We're gonna bake cookies!

On a school night?!

[LAUGHING] On a school night!

Yes!

I'll get the mixing bowls!

[SIGHS]

♪♪

[BABY CRIES]

♪♪

Congratulations.

MAN: Thanks, man.

Gina, this could be us.

I want to give you everything you want.

I do.

But I don't want this.

[BABY CRIES]

♪♪

[RINGING]

Hey, Rome.

Hey, PJ.

You busy?

Um... yeah. Can I... Can I call you back?

Yeah, no, yeah, just... just wanted to know how you were...

[CALL ENDS]

♪♪

[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

Let me know if I can help you with anything.

I'm gonna be a big brother.

Oh.

But not as big as I hoped.

Can you help me get that baby bottle down from the top shelf, please?

Excellent choice.

Daniel-san.

Gary-san.

Last-minute gift?

- I did teach you everything.
- [GIGGLES]

I know you said I can only have one cookie tonight, but you didn't say what size.

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

- [SIGHS]
- [CELLPHONE VIBRATING]

But that was Dad.

Um... yeah, I know.

Um, but my hands are covered in flour.

You know what? We... should add peanut butter cups.

I love everything you're saying right now!

[CELLPHONE VIBRATING]

- Hey, Mom!
- Mm-hmm?

Aunt Delilah had her baby.

♪♪

You know what we should do?

We should bring these cookies to the hospital.

Yeah.

REGINA: She had the baby.

- [CHEERING]
- Yes!

Alright, so Mama is resting, baby is having a bath, and then we can visit.

It's so exciting.

The head just came out!

That's disgusting.

Were you rolling?

- Mm-hmm.
- I think the question you meant to ask was, "Why were you rolling?"

Oh, wow, what is on that?

Uh, raw footage of the most amazing movie you'll ever see.

Or shut your eyes through.

- [LAUGHTER]
- Wait, did you get everything on tape?

- Ew.
- Don't worry.

I only sh*t the parts that are acceptable for all viewers.

Oh, you guys are gonna love this.

- [CELLPHONE VIBRATING]
- Oh, no.

Katherine. You should take that.

And you shouldn't look at my phone.

Oh.

Hey. I am so glad you called.

THEO: Dad?

Oh, hey, bud.

Dad, it's Theo.

[CHUCKLES] Yes, I know, pal.

What's up?

Mom wants you to come home.

I got him, Mom!

She does?

Okay.

Yes, tell her I'll be home in minutes.

Dad said he's coming right home.

See you soon.

Bye.

[INDISTINCT PA ANNOUNCEMENT]

You can watch for half an hour.

Cookies and screen time on a school night?!

I love you, Mom.

[CHUCKLES]

I love you too, T.

♪♪

[TABLET CHIMES]

♪♪

♪♪

[WHISPERING] Sorry.

♪♪

Hey. Today, after school,

Uncle Rome, Uncle Gary, and I are gonna go pick up a crib for Aunt Delilah, so I arranged for you to have a play date with Auggie.

No, I don't want to go in the car with Auggie's mom.

She's obsessed with Sheryl Crow.

Well, it's just today.

And tonight, you know what we're gonna make.

- Tacos.
- Tacos!

That's right!

Alright, turn around, let me get this on you.

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

♪♪

Do you think Mom will be home in time for Garden Day?

She's been gone for two days.

Okay, here's the deal.

Mom is fighting the most important court case of her life right now.

So we just need to be patient.

♪♪

But you want to know the good news?

I really believe she's gonna win.

Alright.

I love you, pal.

Love you.

♪♪

DOCTOR: Okay, Mama.

Ready to meet your baby?

[BABY CRIES]

How's the video coming along?

Good. Good.

Just making some final tweaks, but it should be done before D gets home today.

She's gonna love this.

- Let me see, let me see.
- I'm not done yet.

Well, at least show me the part...

- Where we go to crazy town?
- Mm-hmm.

Hold, please.

What are the odds that the delivery room nurse was someone that Gary dated?

I'm not good with numbers, but, um...

- [CHUCKLES]
- ... %.

[LAUGHS]

I mean, one minute Gary and I are making plans to go out to dinner, and the next minute, he sees me plug in a phone charger and freaks out.

Like leaving a charger in the house means we're legally married or something.

Never heard from him again!

Did he ever mention me?

- [LAUGHTER]
- Wait for it.

That right there.

That's good.

I actually have to go to the hospital now.

D's meeting with that lactation specialist,

- and I want to be there for her.
- [CELLPHONE VIBRATING]

Oh.

It's Eddie.

I'll put him on speaker.

Hey.

Have you heard from Katherine yet?

EDDIE: No, nothing since that first text.

[SIGHS]

I called her mom.

I even talked to Carter, who said she hasn't been to work.

Really?

Well, it's like she said, she just needs time.

It's only been two days.

I just wish I knew where she was.

No one is gonna want to sleep on this futon.

- It's uncomfortable.
- Yeah, exactly.

That's how you get guests to only stay one night.

"Oh, I'm sorry, your back is k*lling you?

Well, your prolonged visit is k*lling me.

Let me call you a Lyft."

Speaking of that, mine should be here just in time to get me out of this conversation.

I have patients until : , but then...

- Sweating.
- ...I...

Lots of post-chemo sexual...

What happened to my meds?

Oh, my gosh, we, uh...
Maybe we didn't tell you.

Uh...

You're actually cancer-free.

You threw them away?

Along with the Chinese food that you and I have been playing a passive-aggressive game of "Who's Gonna Throw It Out First" with.

Congratulations. You won.

I don't feel like I won.

I feel like my boyfriend threw my stuff away without asking me.

- What?
- [CELLPHONE VIBRATES]

- [SIGHS] Car's here.
- No, I...

While I'm gone, if you feel the need to throw some other stuff away, how about some of your Bruins gear?

You're not on the team!

Well, technically, you know, they say the seventh player is the fan.

[DOOR OPENS]

[SIGHS] Obvied up.

[DOOR SLAMS]

I'm gonna squeeze your breasts as hard as I can.

- You're gonna inhale for me.
- I just... I don't understand

- why it's still not working.
- [BABY CRIES]

Not exhale. Inhale.

DAWN: Oh, I wish you would've called me sooner.

The baby doesn't latch in the first couple of days, it might never happen.

Well, we're all here now, so how about we focus on problem-solving?

Yeah. Look, it's gonna be okay, Mom.

It will be if we can get this baby to latch.

Breast milk is essential to a baby's health.

It's literally liquid gold.

Well, not literally.

Literally.

DELILAH: I'm sorry, sweetie.

Mama, the baby can feel when you are stressed.

You need to relax.

Okay, you know what?

We all need to relax.

Quick, sister, grab another pillow.

Sister?!

On it.

- Right.
- I just... I never had trouble breast feeding my other two kids.

Well, is there anything different about this pregnancy?

[BABY CRIES]

♪♪

Hey, it's okay, Mom.

Our dad's not here, so...

I just...

I just want to bond with my child.

Oh, God, Mom!

DAWN: Just try and focus here, please.

You're leaving the hospital today.

Things will be easier when you get home, D.

How? How will it be easier?

Nursery's not set up, I don't have a crib.

Don't worry, I'm on it.

How about this?

That is the worst thing you can give a baby.

- Excuse me.
- Yes, come on.

Let's get this.

Okay, we're getting there.

Baby steps. Good.

Good night.

Come on, Katie. Pick up.

♪♪

[CELLPHONE VIBRATING]

♪♪

I can't.

- THEO: Dad? I found what I'm getting the baby.
- WOMAN: Leave a message.

Same-day shipping so it can be here tonight.

Ooh.

Was that Mom?

Yes. Ugh!

You just missed her, I'm sorry.

She had to get back to that deposition, but she wanted me to tell you that she loves you, that she misses you, and...

Oh, yeah, to make sure that I tickle you!

- Hey! Hey!
- That's right!

[LAUGHING] Stop it! Stop!

- Ha-da-da-da-da-da-da!
- [LAUGHS]

I want you to know that trust is the most important thing between us.

You can tell me anything, and it stays in this room.

Okay.

[SIGHS]

I've, um...

I've been fighting with my dad.

It's been going on for a while now.

But we're just...

[SIGHS] It's so different.

Like, he doesn't understand me.

And I... I... I know it sounds crazy, but I think...

I think my dad isn't really my dad.

It's fine, Mitch, he's gone.

MITCH: What if Patrick finds out?

He can't know we lied to him.

PJ?

Have you talked to your folks?

No. Um...

I, uh... I saw something I wasn't supposed to see.

JON: Barbara, as guilty as I felt for Dave getting on that plane without me, I felt even worse for what happened after between us...

Not being there for you and the baby...

I left you, just when you needed me most.

And what was it you saw?

I... it doesn't matter.

[SIGHS]

I-If he isn't my dad, then I don't...

I don't think they want me to know.

I just want the truth.

Sophie! We're just going back to the hospital.

What you were wearing was fine.

They've already seen you in that.

They liked you in that.

Danny, I'm serious.

Shoes, flip-flops, thick socks... surprise me.

Hey, you know what would be so fun is if I got to drive Mom and the baby home from the hospital.

Not even if every other car agreed to not be on the road.

[SCOFFS] Oh, I forgot the house key.

No! Don't go back up there.

We'll use the hide a key.

Danny, set the alarm, I just need to check one thing.

[SIGHS]

Alright, so the baby finally comes home today.

Are you excited?

Thrilled.

Rome, listen.

Remember when we said we'd divide setting up the nursery equally among the four of us, and then I did everything, and then you and the guys felt bad and said you'd get the crib?

Where's the crib?

Sales guy's getting it, Gina.

The whole reason I took your car is because we're picking it up right now.

Love you.

MAN ON PA: Any available clerk to receiving.

Any available clerk to receiving.

[SIGHS]

What?

Just... don't do that.

I'm eating an ice cream cone, man.

But you're not.

Alright. Okay.

- What?
- That's...

I'm sorry, we're sold out.

Sold out? W-we ordered the crib two days ago.

When you didn't pick up your order, it canceled out.

Maybe you should've picked it up two days ago.

Well, we were a little busy two days ago.

Okay. Guys, crib has been purchased.

It is waiting for us in customer service.

You want to split it two ways?

Fine. Three ways.

Even though I did all the research.

How long does it take a baby to come out of there, anyway?

I don't know. I'm not a dad.

Hey, don't ask me.

When Theo was born, I was too drunk to be in the delivery room.

What?

Nothing.

I need to take a walk.

You know what?

Let's go pick up that crib.

Yes.

Let's be productive.

What?

Guys, we can't leave now.
This is her third baby.

It could just drop out at any time.

Come on, Gary, let's go.

ROME: Come on, Gare.

[SIGHS]

Our friend is upstairs about to have a baby.

What are we doing?

We should be inside.

Rome, back me up on this.

I told Regina I want a baby.

♪♪

Whoa.

Dude.

That's amazing.

I thought when you and Regina got married, you said no kids.

What made you change your minds?

We didn't.

I see.

Oh, dude.

- I'm sorry, man.
- Yeah.

I just... I just never thought I'd want it this much.

You really gonna let this happen?

What choice do I have?

We can't have a baby if she doesn't want one.

I know, Rome, and I'm... I'm sorry, and we're gonna circle back to this.

But right now, I'm talking to you.

Me?

Yes, Ed.

You hear this guy? He wants a baby.

You have a baby. What are you doing?

Get inside.

What are you talking about?

Ed, stop!

Just... stop.

What is he talking about, Ed?

Two years ago, I drove Jon to get a vasectomy.

That is your baby.

So, this whole time, you knew.

Yeah.

Why didn't you say anything?

Because I didn't think that I would have to.

You said it yourself, you weren't there last time.

But you can be there this time.

You take so much crap from me, and that's never gonna change, but you know I love you, and I know you deserve this.

So will you please get your ass up to that delivery room?

Don't regret any more of your life.

♪♪

- Okay.
- Okay!

- Okay.
- Yeah.

- Okay.
- Alright.

- Alright.
- Yeah!

[SIGHS]

Well, then he should definitely pay for more than a third of this crib.

[GROANING]

Get out!

Okay, Delilah, I know you're tired.

Just need another big push.

Okay. Big push!

Big push!

What... whatever sized push you can do.

[GRUNTS]

♪ So please, please, please ♪

♪ Let me, let me, let me ♪

- Oh. Is it close?
- Very close.

♪ Let me get what I want ♪

I can't do it.

- It's close.
- ♪ This time ♪

Get in there, Papa.

What are you doing? You're close.

- Is it close?
- DOCTOR: It's close.

Alright, D. You've got this.

You can't be here.

- It's okay.
- No.

The kids don't know.

But our friends do.

They already did.

- Okay.
- You're doing great.

Okay, thank God.

One more big push.

Unless there's someone else coming in?

Okay, okay.

- ♪ So ♪
- [GROANS]

♪ For once in my life ♪

- You got it, D.
- Here we go, here we go.

[GRUNTING]

♪ Lord knows it would be the first time ♪

[GROANS]

[SIGHS]

- Okay.
- [BABY CRIES]

Hey. Hey.

Do you want to meet your baby?

- It's a girl.
- [BABY CRIES]

It's a girl.

- [CRYING]
- ♪ Let me, let me, let me ♪

- She's beautiful.
- ♪ Get what I want ♪

- ♪ This time ♪
- It's a girl.

Shh, shh.

[BABY CRIES]

Hi. Shh. Shh.

So, they're sending one over from their store in Pittsfield.

I don't know what pisses me off more, that they're out of this crib, or that they tried to make up for it by buying you another ice cream cone.

This is unbelievable.

It's fine. It'll be here by tomorrow afternoon.

Yeah, but my daughter comes home today.

I can't even get her a crib.

I can't even call her my daughter.

And tonight, when I tuck my son in, he's gonna ask me where his mother is.

So you'll understand why I can't wait for them to get another one of these in from Pittsfield!

[INDISTINCT TALKING]

Wait.

Should...we...

Technically, we already paid for it, so... it's not really stealing.

Wait, wait, are... are we...?

Lift with your knees. One, two...

Hey, hey. Where are you going?

With me here, they're gonna think it's stealing.

Three.


[GRUNTS]

Rome, don't just stand there, help a brother out.

I ain't putting my fingerprints

- nowhere near that thing.
- For the love of God!

- Guys, this is really heavy.
- [CELLPHONE VIBRATING]

Oh, hey, I'm getting a text.

Rome, can you grab this, please?

Says the white guy who's never been stopped by the police.

Gare?

Hey, your seat on the Supreme Court is safe.

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

What? No, I meant grab the crib.

Congratulations, Ed, you got a lot going on in there.

Just get the phone.

It's from Katherine.

- Whoa.
- Ah!

"She's here, Eddie."

She's here? W-Where? Where is she?

There's some dots, more texts coming...

Uhp, they're gone. Oh, they're back!

Yeah, we can see, Your Honor.

[CELLPHONE VIBRATING]

"Chung-morning"?

- Oh, my God.
- "Chung-morning"?

- What does that mean?
- Uh, that's auto-correct.

Auto-correct changed it.

That... that... that means Chung-Mo.

That's still not a thing.

Chung-Mo means mother-in-law in Korean.

She always signs her texts, it always changes it.

- To Chung-morning?
- Yes!

Listen, Katherine is at her mom's.

We have to go.

Pull your weight, come on.

Alright... Hey, man, but as soon as we get to the house, I'm wiping this thing down.

Whatever, dude.

I don't know where it's from, my boyfriend got it for me.

Oh, that's him right now.

Uh, guys, Gary says he's gonna meet us at the house.

Who's ready to go home?

Okay, I'll go with you to get the car.

Actually, I'm going with you to get the car.

You're driving us home.

Really?

Really.

Oh, yes!

I... I have the perfect mix on my phone I can play.

Up in my room, after I drive us home safely.

- [BABY CRIES]
- I... I just... I can't leave right now.

My only job is to feed my baby, and I can't even do that.

Maybe it's time I... I try formula.

No! No!

You said you breast fed your other two children.

Why would you deprive your daughter of what's best for her?

You shut up!

Excuse me. Are you talking to me?

Is there anyone else in the room who needs to shut up?

No, shut your face.

She's trying.

She's been trying for the last two days, and that entire time, you've made her feel like she's a bad mother just 'cause she can't breast feed her baby.

Studies have shown...

What part of "shut your face" did you not understand?

[LAUGHS]

I'm gonna have a baby someday, and thanks to my double mastectomy, I am never going to be able to breast feed.

You know what I am gonna be able to do, though?

Be a fantastic mother.

Because she is my friend.

And I will learn from her.

- Okay.
- Let's go.

Let's go.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

[DOOR OPENS]

♪♪

[SIGHS]

Your mom told me...

What are you doing here?

I came here to tell you that I love you.

Katie, I knew the second I walked in that door that you were gone, and it k*lled me.

But I get it.

Somewhere along the way, you and I lost one another.

But somehow, this year, we found our way back.

♪♪

I know I have no right to ask you for forgiveness, but I need you to know that I told you the truth about the baby because I will never lie to you again.

Feels like we're doing the stakeout scene from "Beverly Hills Cop."

"Yeah, we're not falling for a banana in our tail pipe."

A vasectomy, man?

Really?

Alright, here we go.

What else don't I know?

What else do... Come on, man.

You... Jon didn't tell us anything.

Yeah, and look what happened to him!

I plan on spending the rest of my life trying to prove to myself that I'm worthy of being your husband.

And I can only hope that, along the way, maybe I can get you to believe that again, too.

Katie?

Please come home.

♪♪

Just last year, we sat side by side, and you said, "We never talk."

[SIGHS]

You're right.

You're right, let's talk.

[SIGHS]

You really want a baby, huh?

Yeah.

And I don't know what to do, you know?

Because we agreed.

I can't just ask her to change her mind.

Listen, sometimes, you don't know what life's gonna hand you.

Fact is, you are having a baby.

We all are.

And that baby is gonna need all of us.

And if you want to take the lead on that,

- I'm cool with it.
- [CHUCKLES]

[DOOR OPENS]

Here they come.

♪♪

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

Don't look. [LAUGHS] St... Don't look.

GARY: Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy.

The child is still % soft spot.

[LAUGHTER]

- Ta-da!
- Ta-da!

[GASPS] Oh...

Oh, my God, you guys, this is amazing.

I asked them to keep it up so that Dad could watch over her.

Yeah.

♪♪

REGINA: There you are.

Thank you. It looks amazing.

So much fun.

How are you?

Eh.

This is so hard for so many reasons.

Mm.

I'm sure it's even harder for Eddie.

But for what it's worth, I think you're doing the right thing.

[SIGHS]

I'm so glad that you guys finally know.

And I...

You never lied to me.

[SIGHS]

Thank you for not asking.

[CHUCKLES]

[SIGHS]

What you looking for?

Nothing.

Unrelated, have you seen Jon's red Harvard sweater?

You lost the sweater that Delilah and the kids just gave you?

Okay, your face is beautiful, but your voice is... super judge-y.

I heard you m*rder*d someone at the hospital today.

- It had to be done.
- [CHUCKLES]

But admittedly, not my best moment.

So hard to pick a favorite today.

- Hmm.
- Yeah.

I'm sorry about earlier.

I should not have gone through your stuff... and then thrown some of that stuff away.

Oh, no, I'm sorry, you were just trying to help me unpack.

I...

I just saw that empty box of pills, and...

I don't know. [CHUCKLES]

Didn't you throw them away last time?

Yeah, I did.

August th.

And the reason I know that is because on the th,

I was in the shower when I found a new lump.

Oh, Mags.

[SIGHS]

- I know it's stupid, but...
- It's not.

No, part of me feels like if I hadn't thrown the medication away...

Alright, you guys, ready to open some gifts?

Yeah.

♪♪

She is pretty special.

[CHUCKLES]

I'll just give you two a second.

It's like you said.

Whatever we did, we also brought a baby into this world.

Well, if the plan is to keep her, then you should probably give her a name.

Actually, I was waiting until we had a chance to talk.

And, uh, I was thinking of naming her Charlotte.

Oh, like your mom.

Mm-hmm.

And maybe we could call her Charlie.

[CHUCKLES]

Yeah, I love it.

What? You don't like it?

No, it's great.

It's just...

Well, there's something I need to tell you.

Hmm?

When I came back from the hospital...

Come on, Mom. Time to open your gifts.

Let's go, Mama.

Uh, so this one is from Uncle Rome.

And Aunt Regina.

That baby is not going to be a Yankees fan.

[LAUGHTER]

Hey, the newest member of our family finally has a name.

I want to introduce you to...

Charlotte Dixon.

- Aww.
- And we can call her Charlie.

- Oh, that's cute.
- Charlie!

- I like that!
- I like that very much, yeah.

- Yeah.
- I can't wait for

Theo and Katherine to meet her.

Wait, where are they?

Theo is coming down with a... kind of a bug.

Oh, yeah, hey, guys. You know what?

Baby's first selfie.

- Yeah!
- Yeah, good for you, Rome.

What's going on?

When I told her about the baby, she left.

- SOPHIE: Hey, come on, Mom!
- DANNY: Yeah, come on, Mom.

Get in the picture.

Make sure you get Dad's jersey in the photo.

- Of course.
- Yes.

Okay.

Everybody say "Charlie!"

ALL: Charlie!

So you think Jon's Harvard sweater is in a box of stuff

I haven't opened since I moved from Chicago?

Honestly, I'm not sure where you put it.

I thought maybe it could be in this box of never-ending stuffed animals from your childhood.

[SIGHS]

- Mm.
- Ooh.

[SMOOCHES]

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] "I'm dirty, Maggie.

I'm so dirty, Maggie."

No, thank you.

I'm gonna go take a shower.

[BRANDI CARLILE'S "THE STORY" PLAYS]

♪♪

♪ All of these lines across my face ♪

♪ Tell you the story of who I am ♪

♪ So many stories of where I've been ♪

♪ And how I got to where I am ♪

♪ But these stories don't mean anything ♪

♪ When you've got no one to tell them to ♪

♪ It's true ♪

♪ I was made for you ♪

That, um... The hat we gave Charlie.

Is that the one you bought when you thought I was pregnant?

Yep.

[SIGHS]

♪ All of these lines across my face ♪

Gina.

♪ Tell you the story of who I am ♪

I want a baby.

♪ And all of my friends who think that I'm blessed ♪

But I want us more.

♪ They don't know my head is a mess ♪

♪ No, they don't know who I really am ♪

♪ And they don't know what I've been through like you do ♪

♪ And I was made for you ♪

♪ I climbed across the mountain tops ♪

♪ Swam all across the ocean blue ♪

♪ I crossed all the lines, and I broke all the rules ♪

♪ But, baby, I broke them all for you ♪

♪ Oh, because even when I was flat broke ♪

♪ You made me feel like a million bucks ♪

♪ You do ♪

- ♪ I was made for you ♪
- [BABY CRIES]

Oh, yeah? You ready to eat?

Go see your big brother.

Hmm?

♪ You see the smile that's on my mouth ♪

♪ It's hiding the words that don't come out ♪

♪ And all of my friends who think that I'm blessed ♪

♪ They don't know my head is a mess ♪

♪ No, they don't know who I really am ♪

♪ And they don't know what I've been through like you do ♪

♪ And I was made for you ♪

If I break off small pieces and don't use my teeth, do I still have...

Yes, you still have to brush your teeth.

♪ Tell you the story of who I am ♪

Mom!

♪ So many stories of where I've been ♪

♪ And how I got to where I am ♪

Thank you.

♪ Oh, but these stories don't mean anything ♪

Charlie's gonna love this.

♪ When you've got no one ♪

- Yeah.
- ♪ To tell them to ♪

♪ And it's true ♪

♪ That I was made for you ♪

[DOOR LATCHES]
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