01x08 - God, I'm Tired

[bunniefuu]

- Go back to London.
- Are we leaving?

Of course we're not leaving.

[EVE] We need to find Anna.

I'm investigating Oksana Ostankova.

[ANNA] I have a few letters from her at home.

[EVE] She wrote to you in French?

She loved the French lessons the most. She had a fixation.

[EVE] Oksana is not dead.
She escaped prison.

Your wife is big and your daughter is so loud.

- Where are they?
- Screaming in a cupboard somewhere.

Urgh!

[g*nshots]

[NADIA] The British, they are helping me.

I'm going to give them everything.

This arrived about a month after he told me she'd d*ed.

I'm going to get into the prison security cameras.

[EVE] Where are they taking her?

Oh, my God!

[SPEAKS RUSSIAN]

Shut up!

Or I'll blow your tiny head to pieces!

My dad is going to k*ll you in the face!

No, I'm going to k*ll your dad in the face.

- No! Why?
- Because he is an arsehole.

- You can't say sh*t about Dad!
- I can!

- You can't!
- Why are you shouting?

- I will k*ll you!
- I will k*ll you!

[GRUNTS] You are going to die!

Ohh! What will make you stop shouting?

Food.

What?

I'm hungry.

Oh.

Okay.

[CAR HORN TOOTS]

Oh, okay.

Stick out your thumb. Look vulnerable.

I am vulnerable.

[SIGHS]

♪ ♪

- We can't just confront her.
- Oh, we can.

She had no right to visit Villanelle without asking.

Why? She's not your girlfriend. It could be totally innocent.

I'm sorry if this is difficult for you.

- It's not. I just...
- Are you frightened of your mother?

Of course! Isn't everyone?

If she's involved, she's dangerous.

There's a reason she went alone and there'll

be a reason she wanted us back in London.

- We need to respect...
- No, we need to ask her

what the hell she was getting out of my girlfriend.

[VOICES TALKING]

We don't even know if she's here.

- You can open her hotel door?
- What?

You must have some gadgety thing or something?

Um... what? No.

You. I left my key in my room, number . Now.

Of course, madam.

God, it makes me rage how efficient things are

when you're a d*ck to people.

Can we at least knock once in case she's naked or something?

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, God, it's been... Jesus!

- What the hell?
- Oh.

- Where is Carolyn?
- Mum?

Where is she?

I didn't er...

Right, I'm ready to...

- Why aren't you in London?
- Why did you...

- Why is he in here?
- Business.

So he sells hairdryers now, does he?

- I was tidying.
- Are you two...

Who is he?

Why aren't you in London? I specifically told you to return to London.

So?

Villanelle is in the prison.

- She's not.
- [SCOFFS] Really?

Somebody broke her out.

- What?
- She att*cked Konstantin.

Trapped his wife in a cupboard.

She's been released and now she's kidnapped his daughter.

He's come here to ask me for help.

We're... having a little drink.

- Breakfast?
- Yes.

What happened to your room?

What do you mean?

What?

Are you a bad person?

Yup.

- Have you kidnapped me?
- Yup.

Are you a pedophile?

No.

Okay, good.

Why don't you speak Russian?

I don't like it.

Where are we going next?

To get some money
and then to see your dad.

Why didn't you take my mum?

[SCOFFS] She's too big.

Why is your English so good?

Language is information.

And information...

[BOTH] Is everything.

Yeah, I know.

[LAUGHS]

You don't know that one, do you?

Is my dad bad?

Yes, he is the worst.

[CRUNCHES]

Are you?

I don't know yet.

Is it hard to be bad?

Not if you practice.

Finish that. We're going.

- Where?
- To see an old friend.

What?

You can't speak Mandarin, can you?

Shut up.

I'm still learning.

Kenny, will you book flights for you and Eve?

I'll save you some cereal.

What are you...

Why aren't your security services on it?

I thought she might make contact with you.

- Why?
- You said you'd a connection.

Oh, no, I haven't had any contact with her since we came.

[KENNY] Why has she taken your daughter?

- So I follow her.
- Why would she want that?

She's been told to k*ll me.

I'm her next target. And I don't know where she is.

Why would The Twelve want you dead?

I don't know. I work for Russian Intelligence.

Someone always wants me dead.

I need to find my daughter.

She's going to drive that woman crazy.

- Is she really annoying?
- She's so annoying.

[KONSTANTIN SIGHS]

She's amazing but so annoying.

We should go back to Anna's.

Villanelle's gonna go there.

You've met Anna?

[RINGING TONE]

Yes.

[PHONE RINGING]

[DOOR BUZZER]

[EVE] Hopefully I'll get to her before Villanelle does.

I'll bring Anna back here.

Good, then I'll ask Vlad

to organize somewhere for her to stay.

You pack up the base, get home and we will talk later.

I want to...

You either want a job, in which case do what I say.

Or you don't want a job, in which case fend for yourself for once.

Alright, I'm going to Vlad. Eve, do you need a car?

I'll take her.

- Are you sure you shouldn't...
- No, it's good. Let's do that.

Come.

[WATER RUNNING]

♪ ♪

♪ Say the word ♪

♪ You're safe with me ♪

♪ Come on ♪

[ANNA] Oksana!

You are an arsehole.

Where is it?

Where is my stuff, my passport, my money?

I don't know.

- Where is she?
- Who?

Eve Polastri.

I don't know. She was here to ask me about...

Your face. Your face is hurt.

- Let me...
- No.

Just some disinfectant.

Look at you.

Oksana, please.

She gave me her number.

Give it to me.

You look the same.

You look older.

It's nice.

Can I go?

Don't move your tiny stinking ass.

It's not stinking.

Let me clean your face and then I will give you her number.

Her face is a mess.

It does sting a bit.

[WHIRRING]

[CLICKS MOUSE]

[TAPPING]

Are you sure you don't want me to drive?

Yes.

[TAPPING]

Don't do that!

It won't be long.

You realize I haven't actually given you the address yet?

You want to tell me how you know where Anna lives?

♪ ♪

It's exactly the same.

Yes.

Even his chair.

Yes.

[VILLANELLE] The best sex we ever had was on that chair.

Oh, hello.

No, Irina, you stay.

It's an example of someone who thinks they can sh**t a g*n.

But they can't. You're safe.

I can. I will sh**t your black heart.

Where is Eve's phone number?

I can do it.

What would God say?

He'd understand.

What would He say about doing it in front of her?

- I don't mind.
- Shut up.

You see, you can't do it.

You can't.

I've spent every night dreaming that you were alive

so I could sh**t you myself.

[LAUGHS]

When your coat came, I prayed to God that you would come.

Did you two used to go out?

[BOTH] She seduced me.

Oh... come on!

It was you!

Fine.

But can you blame me?

- If you love each other...
- [VILLANELLE] No!

I don't love her anymore.

The thing is, I can k*ll you.

No.

I'm sorry, but yes.

[GASPS] Oh, God!

Get me her phone.

♪ ♪

Now look for some money.

We deserve a big lunch.

Why does she want to k*ll you?

[LAUGHS]

If I told you, I would really have to k*ll you, you know?

[BOTH LAUGH]

Okay.

No, I really would, huh?

[BOTH LAUGH]

Okay!

[LAUGHS]

I said, okay.

Are you a part of The Twelve?

[LAUGHS] Oh!

Ohh!

Are you insane?

[BOTH LAUGH]

No!

Who do you think they are?

I don't know.

What did she tell you?

- Villanelle?
- Yes.

She said she didn't know who they were either.

She came to your house?

Yep.

[EXHALES]

We just need to give her what she wants.

- Me.
- No, me.

- Oh, I thought you meant...
- Yes, I told you.

No, I told you she wants to k*ll me.

Yes.

Well.

She's good.

I've decided. You're a good person.

Oh, really? Why is that?

Because you're sad and sad people are usually good

because they feel things more.

Oh, God.

You're one of those profound kids.

I am not sad. I have a happy face.

She's perfect.

One more...

and we can go to a really nice place.

Mama!

Give me the money.

♪ ♪

Hey, don't look!

You know Villanelle! Admit it!

[EVE PANTING]

Ooh, whoa!

Don't move your hands.

But my er... I have to put it back.

Don't move them!

Why do you have a g*n in your car?

'Cause I'm traveling to save my daughter from a psychopath.

- From Villanelle?
- Yes.

Does she work for you?

Don't turn around. I don't want to see it. Oh, Jesus.

Can I put it back?

Yes, yes. Put it back.

[ZIPPER IS FASTENED]

Did you recruit her from prison?

Tell me the truth or I'll...

sh**t you in the leg.

I recruited her from prison.

For who, Russian Intelligence?

For a private organization.

They trained her.

I... I trained her briefly.

But I haven't seen her in years.

- [SCOFFS] I don't believe you.
- Listen.

All I know is that I want my daughter,

they want me and you want them.

So bring me to Irina and they will come to us, okay?

And she will come and you will get her, me and them.

You will get it all!

Please.

I promise.

I'm not gonna shake your hand.

- Don't be proud.
- I'm not. I'm hygienic.

Shake my wrist.

[CELLPHONE RINGS]

Anna.

Hello?

[VILLANELLE] Where is my passport?

I have it. Where's Irina?

- I have it.
- I'm with her father.

Perfect.

Do you want some tea? We are going to Café Radozhny.

- [CALL ENDS]
- Get in the car.

I'm keeping this.

Café Radozhny.

[GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYS]

Have you been on a plane before?

We can't. You don't have my passport.

- Yes, I do.
- Hey!

- Your photo is hilarious.
- Stop it! I was young then!

[VILLANELLE LAUGHS] Your hair!

- Dad!
- Irina!

Whoa!

[DINERS SCREAM]

That's right, ladies, a child could die.

- Damn you!
- Shut up.

Please stop moving or I will sh**t someone. I'm desperate.

- Oksana!
- Ooh!

- Suits you.
- Just tell me what you want.

Him.

Not here. I'll come with you.

She is really annoying.

I know.

[EXHALES]

I like her.

Me too.

I've got your passport and your cash.

Just let Irina go and I'll give them to you.

- Throw it.
- I will if you...

- [DINERS GASP]
- No, no...

You don't know what to do with that.

I know. I'm going to put it down.

- I'm not here to hurt anyone.
- Throw it!

- Throw it.
- Throw it.

Excuse me. Could you pass that along, please?

Thank you so much.

Ooh! Thank you, Eve.

Villanelle. Don't break my heart.

Don't break mine.

You either.

- Who's your favorite?
- What?

Me or her?

It's me... isn't it?

A little bit.

- Yes.
- Hey!

Then you won't miss her so much, huh?

What do you want?

I want to do my job so I can go home and have a bath.

Okay.

Okay, do your job. But she is not your job.

[IRINA GRUNTS, DINERS GASP]

You know we've never had sex?

Weird, huh?

- I'm married.
- You're romantic.

And you're a good person...

I think.

But I have to do my job and you understand that.

- No, no, no...
- Oksana, no!

[IRINA GRUNTS, DINERS SCREAM]

Come with me. Just you and me.

- [SIRENS BLARE IN DISTANCE]
- Please.

Just you and me.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[SIRENS APPROACHING]

[IRINA CALLS OUT IN RUSSIAN]

Ohh!

[TANNOY BLEEPS]

Spasibo.

- [KENNY] Konstantin?
- I'm afraid so.

There goes that lead.

Do you want a cheese puff?

- Did you bring them with you?
- Always.

Are they the normal flavor?

Well, there's only one cheese puff flavor.

Oh, okay. No, thanks.

[VOICEMAIL] First new message...

[ELENA] Okay, I've got a lead.

An apartment in Paris where a young man was found dead.

He had an asthma att*ck.

The same chemical was found in his lungs as the politician.

I checked the other residents of the building, just

because you're all in Russia and I have nothing to do.

One of the apartments is paid for by the same account

that paid Frank.

I've sent you the address. Let me know when you want to go.

Please take me with you! I'm dying here!

[ENDS CALL]

[CRUNCHING] Who was that?

Nico.

Well, that's a good reason to go home.

I believe that you both handed over my private correspondence

with Konstantin Vasiliev to Vlad, in exchange for Nadia.

A dirty move but a good one.

I'm sorry it had to end this way.

It looks like I'm going to have to finish this on my own.

You can both pack up the London office.

I'm sure you both understand.

Pass me my bags, please.

[TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT IN RUSSIAN]

[SPEAKS RUSSIAN]

London?

London?

Um...

No.

♪ ♪

♪ I don't pretend to know the ways of the world ♪

♪ A means to an end seems the way ♪

♪ Who has the most of whatever is best ♪

♪ All the better ♪

♪ May the best man win ♪

♪ An eye for an eye ♪

♪ Is the blind man's rule ♪

♪ I wasn't born to follow ♪

♪ I'm nobody's fool ♪

- Oui?
- Bonjour.

Parlez-vous anglais?

I don't like to.

But I can.

Um... I'm looking for this woman.

Er... Julie, yes.

Are you...

Um... from the...

Yes.

Yes, I am.

- Really?
- Yes.

I just want to make sure everything is in order.

[CHUCKLES] It's nice to actually meet someone.

Erm...

...do you need to see my records?

Um... yes.

I had my spyhole moved down so that I could sit by the door.

You paid for it, though.

Ah.

Here that morning... [LAUGHS]

...she had only her underwear on.

[LAUGHS]

Then her brother came.

Her brother?

I don't think he was her brother.

He came here a lot, though.

What did he look like?

Grey hair, beard.

Nice-looking.

A bit like un ours.

Un ours?

Un ours. Raar!

Okay.

Is...

Is this him?

Ah, oui. Yes.

- Yes.
- Merci.

Uh...

we're trying to make the system more efficient

and would like you to text me your reports

- instead of writing them down.
- Okay.

Give me your number.

I haven't seen her in a while, though.

Any sign of her at all would be good.

Thank you.

Merci.

[DOOR CLOSES]

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[DOOR OPENS]

Would you like a key?

♪ ♪

♪ There's something about the way you are ♪

Are you kidding me?

♪ That makes me ♪

[EVE SIGHS]

♪ There's something about the way you are ♪

♪ That makes me ♪

[EVE CHUCKLES]

♪ There's something about the way you are ♪

♪ That makes me ♪

[CORK POPS]

♪ There's something about... ♪

[EVE SPLUTTERS]

♪ ..the way you are ♪

♪ That makes me ♪

[FAST TEMPO ROCK MUSIC]

[GLASS SHATTERING]

[KEY TURNS IN LOCK]

[DOOR CLOSES]

[EVE PANTING]

Did you have a party or something?

I have lost two jobs,

a husband and a best friend because of you.

Yeah.

But you got some really nice clothes out of it, so...

What are you going to do with that?

- I'm gonna k*ll you.
- No, you're not.

- I am.
- You're not.

- I am.
- You like me too much.

[VILLANELLE EXHALES]

So what now, Eve?

I'm gonna tell you something.

Sit down.

[SIGHS]

I think about you all the time.

I think about what you're wearing

and what you're doing and who you're doing it with.

I think about what friends you have.

I think about what you eat before you work

and what shampoo you use and what happened in your family.

I think about your eyes and your mouth

and what you feel when you k*ll someone.

I think about what you have for breakfast.

I just... want to know everything.

I think about you too.

I mean, I masturbate about you a lot.

- Okay, that...
- Too much?

No, it's just I wasn't expecting that.

So you trash my apartment because you like me so much?

[SIGHS] I... I know it's not conventional.

What do you want?

Honestly. Don't be a d*ck.

Normal stuff.

A nice life.

Cool flat.

Fun job.

Someone to watch movies with.

God, I'm tired.

Aren't you tired?

A little, yeah.

♪ Don't give me your heart ♪

♪ I can't take it ♪

♪ Don't give me your smile ♪

[VILLANELLE EXHALES]

♪ I can't break it ♪

You found me.

Yes.

Well done.

[CHUCKLES]

Thank you.

Are you gonna k*ll me?

Promise?

Promise.

Would you stay for a bit?

Sure.

I've never done anything like this before.

It's okay.

I know what I'm doing.

Wow!

- That's rude.
- Yeah.

[VILLANELLE CHUCKLES]

- You can't.
- I can.

[VILLANELLE MOANS]

I can!

[VILLANELLE GASPS]

[SHE MOANS]

I really liked you.

It hurts! [GASPS]

Don't pull it.

[SCREAMS] What did I just say?

[EVE GASPS]

[HYPERVENTILATING]
Okay... Okay, hold on!

Hold on, it's okay!

Just... put your hand there.

I got you, I got you. I'm gonna get some...

Wait there!

Oh! Oh, sh*t!

♪ Like you can't choose ♪

[VILLANELLE GASPS AND GROANS, THEN YELLS]

Put that down!

Put it down! I need to help you!

- [CLATTERING]
- What are you doing?

I'm coming out.

I'm coming out!

♪ Trust me ♪

♪ He will hate you ♪

♪ Like you can't choose ♪

She has gone.

Where?