01x10 - The Beaver's Nose

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During the 18th century, Catherine the Great marries and Emperor and is forced to choose between her happiness and the future of Russia.
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01x10 - The Beaver's Nose

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You okay? ‐ I had a dream.

‐ Happy birthday.

‐ I know what I want for my present. ‐ What's that?

‐ Russia. Today.

‐ I got you something smaller, but we can do that, as well.

‐ One other thing.

I'm pregnant.

‐ Well, that wakes one up a bit. ‐ We have a child.

I was angry at first.

But now I see it as a sign. "Act."

‐ His child. ‐ Our child.

He will be dead by the end of the day.

‐ Can I volunteer for the task?

‐ I think that task is mine.

You don't know how to k*ll someone.

‐ Well, I must learn quickly, then.

Have you got her a gift? ‐ Aah.

My gift is a stroke of genius, of which I have many, but I'm sure she will burst into tears, break free of her clothes in a rush to bed me, and love me.

I said "I love you" to her the other night.

Before the end of today, she will say it back to me.

‐ Raspberry and fig is good. ‐ Mm. Delicious lemon hazelnut.

Mm? Mm.

‐ Mm.

The creaminess of the nuts against the tartness of the lemons is a tongue boggler of the finest nature.

‐ But does she like tartness?

‐ Oh. I usually know everything, but about her, there is much perhaps I don't know.

Maybe the raspberry is better?

‐ It's the gesture that is appreciated.

‐ A misplaced gesture that says, "Here's a cake made from raspberries, which you loathe and are possibly allergic to," is the same as slapping a woman in the face with the knowledge that you have no f*cking idea who she is.

‐ sh*t. ‐ I suppose you're right.

This should not be so f*cking complicated.

‐ We need some insight into her.

‐ Well, how do we get that? ‐ It is a trick men are slow to learn.

You ask.

I had a better idea.

‐ Morning. Ah! Voronsky.

I need to cut your head open‐‐ ‐ Oh, that's bad news.

‐ And spill your brains on the table with your knowledge of the empress.

‐ I see. 'Tis a metaphor.

‐ Possibly. We'll see how it goes.

‐ Raspberry cake. ‐ She likes?

‐ It gives her welts.

‐ Ooh. ‐ f*cking close call.

Huzzah, Grigor. This will work.

I have had a spy this whole time.

‐ What gift have you got her, Voronsky? ‐ Oh. Um...

She likes peaches.

A piece of fruit? Oh, Voronsky, you are like a dumb puppy.

You apparently cannot eat p*ssy, and think women prefer fruit over diamonds and such.

f*ck me. ‐ It is sweet.

Idiotic, but sweet.

‐ Do you at least know what flavor cake she would like?

‐ She's partial to lemons.

‐ Good morning.

Oh, God.

It smells like a deer with gout has d*ed in here.

‐ Empress. ‐ Do not rush out with shame.

You f*cked happily? ‐ Yeah.

‐ Then comport yourself so.

‐ Bye, sweet Valeria. Oh, my f*cking head.

Oh. I've had hangovers before, but...

I feel this may be an embolism. ‐ Today is the day.

‐ What? Clear a space!

Apologies. ‐ We may need to open a window.

Today‐‐ We, we're not ready.

He thinks Rostov was the trouble and the trouble is dead, and we...

We have time.

‐ I've decided today is it.

You must have the m*llitary ready once he is k*lled.

‐ And who's doing that? ‐ Me.

That sobered you up. ‐ Not quite.

Completely replacing my blood is the only option for that.

‐ But I am not versed in how.

And that is how you will spend your morning.

‐ What? Teaching you how to k*ll a man?

‐ Indeed.

‐ You're quiet. ‐ I just realized something.

‐ That you are jealous of his love for her? ‐ No.

That when we are together, the three of us, I am the smartest person in the room.

‐ Right.

‐ You seem restored.

More like your old self, my darling.

‐ Ever since we k*lled Rostov, I've felt a lot better.

‐ I'm glad. I love you with all my heart. ‐ Mm.

‐ And I love f*cking him.

It hurts you and I wish it didn't.

All marriages must live with complication.

‐ I suppose so. ‐ What I see in his love for her is... an opportunity. ‐ What is it?

‐ I'm not a hundred percent sure, but I sense it.

We commend this treasonous man, Rostov, to the Earth, and to God's judgment.

‐ Which we expect to be harsh. ‐ Humph. Fucker.

I don't know why we had to come.

‐ See who else came. ‐ Which was no one.

On a day when I am busy with the birthday party.

‐ Remember that jigsaw of a beaver you had as a child?

The one with the missing piece we could never find?

‐ The beaver's nose. Yes.

It could not look like a beaver without a beaver nose.

A fond memory, Aunt.

‐ This is how I feel about Rostov.

There is a piece missing.

‐ Did he act alone, you mean.

‐ Indeed.

We must put the nose on the beaver.

‐ Humph. Well, at some point, they will show themselves, and I will cut the f*cking beaver's head off.

I've drawn an X on the parts of the body that are instant k*ll spots.

‐ I will not have time to do that.

‐ Funny.

Try.

Oh. sh*t.

You cannot be startled. You s*ab once, then you keep stabbing.

He's fast. He's strong.

If you do not k*ll him with one blow‐‐ ‐ Okay, okay.

Where did you get this body, anyway?

‐ You can rent them off Chekhov. ‐ Oh, right. Of course you can.

‐ He will be moving.

And talking, too.

‐ Right. ‐ Unless you f*ck him to sleep, and then slit his throat. My advice.

‐ I wish him to know it is me.

Seems only fair.

‐ That makes no sense. ‐ What if I freeze?

Choke?

‐ In w*r, you fight best when driven by a reason.

‐ I have that. The good of Russia.

‐ No. It's too intellectual. Something...

Something visceral.

‐ I have it.

All right.

I still suggest doing it in his sleep.

‐ I must do things my way.

‐ I'm gathering that.

‐ So, menu is done. Orchestra.

Should we have a choir? You weren't sure.

And they've caught 19 ducks, but they're struggling to find one more.

‐ There's something nice about an odd number.

‐ Ah. Look.

Oh, f*ck me. Watch this.

Oh, Empress. Here is a peach.

Yes, I have really thought this through.

Oh, my darling Leo.

I'm completely cock‐nitized by your sonnets and fruit and love of trees. Hum me an opera.

Hum me an opera immediately.

‐ A peach! Of course.

I think I recall how to eat it. ‐ This one's different.

You break this one in half.

‐ Okay, so maybe she likes peaches.

Or is kindly amused by his idiocy.

Oh, I think it's got a ring in it.

‐ Oh, that's cute.

‐ Tricky fucker, Leo.

It is inscribed.

‐ "To Catherine the Great.

Ruler of Russia."

‐ Sorry the writing's so tiny. Was a lot to get on it.

They spelled Russia wrong, which is annoying.

‐ I am touched. ‐ You're extraordinary.

‐ As are you. ‐ No, I'm not.

It's okay.

'Cause I get to watch you and come along for the ride.

Oh! ‐ f*ck.

Annoying. All right, we have to do something about that.

‐ Marial. There you are.

I have news.

I'm going to k*ll Peter today.

‐ Oh. What?

‐ Also, I'm pregnant.

‐ sh*t. That is a lot.

‐ I thought so, too.

‐ Sorry to be late. Uh, happy birthday.

Velementov says you are to k*ll him.

‐ I just feel it in my gut.

‐ Rational. But it is‐‐ It is better we secure the palace, arrest him, get him to sign an abdication, send him to house arrest, and burn the house down a month later.

His supporters will be less likely to rise up in anger.

‐ I like Orlo's plan.

‐ As it makes me safe. Of course you do.

But no one else is safe.

This is Russia.

A leader must show the people they have ice in their veins.

And fire in their heart.

Velementov will organize the m*llitary so they are ready to take his guards, or anyone else who wishes to fight.

Leo, be amongst the court.

Sow the seed.

And when the time comes, you will bring them all to the Great Hall, and I will address them.

‐ And Archie? ‐ Orlo, you go to him.

Keep him distracted. Detained until it's done.

Might I suggest a long confession?

‐ Uh, not me? Makes more sense I would go.

‐ I need you with me.

And you will collect my dress, and dress me.

This is it, my friends.

‐ Happy birthday, Empress. ‐ Our best wishes.

So young. So beautiful.

‐ But what you said the other night, after the t*rture, were the words of a person of old wisdom, and charity.

‐ You have had our respect, of course.

But you have our love now.

‐ And I would honestly love to know how you f*cked that horse.

‐ I didn't f*ck a horse.

‐ I made it up, Tatyana. You were there.

‐ Really?

‐ I have a busy day improving Russia.

I hope this to be a memorable day for all of us.

Orlo, you need to k*ll Archie.

‐ I know.

‐ You were going to do it, anyway. ‐ I was.

‐ Despite my orders?

‐ I wish to win.

And now they're your orders, so... good for us.

We'll win.

It is fate.

‐ Indeed.

‐ Happy birthday.

Look. They're spelling out "Catherine."

Well, sort of. Although, that's a "P."

Oh, they had it before, I promise.

‐ It's marvelous. Thank you.

‐ Let's piss on some wheat.

‐ I just went. ‐ I'll get you water.

It could be an auspicious day.

I got pregnant on my birthday, and I thought, perhaps today will be the same for you.

‐ Hmm.

I...

No luck. ‐ Another glass.

‐ Right.

Can we speak of something we have never talked on?

‐ I'd like to think we can tell each other anything.

‐ I do, too.

‐ Ivan. Was it hard to k*ll him?

‐ Oh.

Well, he wriggled a lot, so‐‐ ‐ I mean inside you.

In your heart.

‐ I lost a child.

My darling Igor.

So I just kept telling myself "You're sending Ivan to Igor.

And now they will each have a friend."

Anything?

I'm worried about Rostov.

There is more to it.

‐ I'm sure it is fine. ‐ Why?

‐ What? ‐ Why are you sure?

You were sure before Rostov that nothing was happening, and now you're sure again.

‐ I am too much an optimist, perhaps.

Still nothing.

I must get ready for my party lunch.

‐ Ah, well. Later.

Try and let me know. I have my fingers crossed.

Come!

‐ I will always care for you.

You should know that.

‐ Oh. How sweet.

Why did you ask me that?

About Ivan. ‐ I... just never had.

‐ Are you lying to me?

‐ No.

‐ Oh, my God.

You're the beaver's nose.

‐ What? ‐ You're coming for Peter.

‐ I... what?

No! What?

You are a card.

‐ Your heart and brain I never doubted, but your stomach for the fight, I did.

Clearly, I was wrong.

‐ I am not doing anything. ‐ You are lying to me.

‐ I am not. ‐ Gosh.

‐ But if I was, what would you do?

‐ For a moment, merely step back and revel in the sight of a wild young woman, going, "What the f*ck? I have a better idea," and reaching for it.

‐ Really?

‐ Most women die with an unsaid better idea in their hearts.

‐ I would be better than him for Russia. And you know it.

‐ Huh.

‐ Okay, what are you thinking, because I'm really struggling to read you.

I know you love him.

But he is ruining Russia.

‐ He is the line I swore to protect.

‐ This is the line, also.

Will you support me?

‐ Don't k*ll him.

‐ I won't.

f*ck.

‐ Everything okay?

She knows. ‐ She is onside.

‐ Are you f*cking kidding?

She's Peter's aunt.

We must... stop. We must run, we‐‐ f*ck!

Or... k*ll her.

‐ We are not k*lling her. She is nice.

‐ She k*lled a 10‐year‐old. ‐ So, she may be handy for us later.

Now dress me, give me a Kn*fe. I'm going to lunch.

‐ Catherine‐‐

‐ She's read Machiavelli. I'm sure of it. I trust she will not tell.

And if she does, all I have lost is the element of surprise.

‐ Which is a big part of winning. ‐ Just dress me.

I know what I'm doing.

Thanks for the impromptu invitation to hunting.

Quick hour before lunch. Always good.

‐ 'Tis a glorious day.

‐ Memorable. I can feel it in the blood, somehow.

‐ Exactly.

Like everything will be different by the end of the day.

‐ Indeed. I've gone through life thinking the world will never change, and lived with it.

Something tells me the world we are in today may not be the world we are in tomorrow.

‐ 'Tis prescient of you, Voronsky.

Arkady, rabbit.

Aah!

f*cking hell, Arkady.

‐ Fucker! ‐ Shut up. Grigor, finish him.

Ow!

f*ck!

‐ f*ck.

Well, if we k*ll him now, he will be sh*t three times.

How do I explain that as an unfortunate hunting accident?

‐ She was never gonna buy that. ‐ But we have sh*t him, so that doesn't look good to her, either.

‐ Idiots. ‐ Indeed, you all are.

Why not just k*ll him?

‐ If it was an accident, she would grieve him, and I would provide solace to her, but three sh*ts in him, and she will probably think I did it, and be mad at me.

‐ Tatyana would love it if I k*lled someone for her.

‐ I think they do and they don't. I've heard.

‐ Throw him in the carriage.

When you think on it, I am clearly the better man, and have not applied myself to it until now, but he is annoying.

So we will stash him somewhere until she loves me.

‐ Pretty.

‐ Hmm. Pretty.

‐ So Orlo's going to Archie?

‐ Yes.

‐ And we will cut a deal when this is done.

‐ Exactly.

Let me focus. ‐ Right.

‐ So.

Here we go.

‐ f*ck.

‐ They said I would find you in the music room.

‐ Do not be here to lecture me more, Aunt. I am busy.

I will play her an improvised tune when I present her cake.

‐ Of course.

I just want you to know I love and support you always.

You're a son to me.

‐ Well, I'm not dead, like yours, but I appreciate the sentiment.

‐ I am going to the country for a week.

I love to sit in nature and just watch it.

It is beautiful, and sometimes harsh.

But you realize, it is always right.

That is what I know.

‐ Hmm. Sounds dull, but, um, enjoy the trees.

‐ I will do this. And fast.

Then you take a message to the others.

Just breathe.

As I have tried to.

‐ Huzzah! Happy birthday!

‐ Thank you, husband.

I have something for you.

‐ And I you.

Well, me first. Come on.

It is Voltaire. Voltaire!

‐ Bonjour, madame.

‐ Oh, my God. ‐ Your beauty is not exaggerated.

I ordered him from France. Fucker drove a hard bargain.

But I know you love him, and I love you, so...

I give you this heartfelt gesture.

‐ Monsieur Voltaire, an honor.

Thank you.

‐ Or, merci. Right, Volti?

‐ Ah. Your accent is formidable. ‐ Touché.

‐ A moment, gentlemen.

‐ Come, Volti. ‐ Yes.

‐ I can't k*ll him in front of Voltaire!

He is light, and reason, and humanity.

It's Voltaire!

How would that look? ‐ Jesus.

He's just some bookish French c**t.

‐ I will talk to him for a moment, and then do it when we are alone.

‐ Today, we k*ll the emperor.

So when the word comes, we lock down the palace.

We take the guards down.

‐ And... until then?

‐ We wait.

We drink.

To the future of Russia.

Huzzah!

‐ Hmm.

‐ Archie. I, I must confess my sins.

All of this time, you have said I was wrong, and last night, I awoke stricken, but perhaps it was true.

I must confess. I have done sick things, Archie.

Sick, depraved things.

I see.

How fascinating.

‐ There is a serf in the kitchen, and the depravity we have been a party to...

God has blessed you, Orlo.

Calm down. I'll dress.

‐ Fucker!

What's going on?

Marial, do, do not do this. We must‐‐ Marial!

f*ck!

‐ I'm interested in your ideas on reason, and leaving behind the religious superstition that has distorted the way we live and rule.

‐ Ah, yes, well, in the absence of reason, men cling to superstition.

We must claw people's fingers and minds from it.

Uh, Catherine bit our patriarch's finger near clean off.

‐ Separation of church's fingers from state.

‐ Bravo.

Indeed. Huzzah.

Is it dull to be a writer?

‐ To have a pen is to be at w*r.

‐ Of course. You can take people's eyes out with a quill.

Love it.

Describe your latest book, Candide.

I have heard much.

‐ Well, it's a‐‐ a, a mockery of people who believe, and have an optimism in life turning out well.

‐ I do not believe that.

I believe life turns out well.

‐ A child. A beautiful child, you are.

‐ I have something to say.

Catherine...

I look at you on your twentieth birthday, a woman of substance.

A woman par exemple.

Of wise thought and deed, dedicated to the pursuit of a better Russia.

A better world.

Your lips, that speak so wisely, your eyes that see the world in a way no one else does.

Your head fizzing with original ideas.

Your heart filled with a powerful love for life.

And hopefully for me.

H‐happy birthday, my darling wife.

‐ You wrote that? ‐ Volti helped me a little.

But mostly me.

‐ Thank you.

It was actually very touching.

‐ Huzzah.

Huzzah.

Au revoir. ‐ Aah.

Wonderful fellow.

Can f*cking talk, though.

Couldn't follow most of it. But you liked it?

‐ I loved it. ‐ Mm.

‐ It was thrilling. My mind was on fire.

‐ Mm. He has a lot of answers.

Sometimes I think I could be smarter, running a country.

Might be helpful. That is the thing about you.

You are un‐womanly smart. It is intriguing to me.

‐ You are the oddest of creatures.

Cruel, and thoughtless.

Tender.

Entertaining.

And bizarre.

I'm fond of you.

In some ways, you break my heart.

‐ Are you about to say "I love you"? ‐ No.

‐ It sounded like a declaration of sorts. You were close to a point, I feel.

‐ No. I'm pretty sure not.

Oh, I actually have a letter for you.

‐ You're too generous.

‐ Leo entrusted it to me before he left.

‐ What? ‐ "Hello, Catherine.

"It has been fun, and I have liked you a small portion, "and enjoyed f*cking you, despite being unable to eat p*ssy well.

"Apologies. I return to my estate, or Venice.

"I have not decided, but it makes it pointless seeking me, "so probably Venice. We are done. Move on.

"The noble emperor's love is pure.

"He is a noble soul, "who can eat p*ssy, as you well know.

From, Leo." Humph.

"P.S. I was sticking it in Marial's ass most days."

Hmm.

‐ What have you done with him? ‐ Me?

Nothing. He's gone to Venice.

I said he should face you, but he could not. Coward.

‐ Have you k*lled him? ‐ No.

I promise you, he is alive and well. He does not love you. That is all.

We just need some clear air together, and you will love me and forget him. Probably in a... week?

Let us talk when you calm down.

You will one day look at this as a funny story to tell our children.

He does not love you, and it hurts, but you do not love him. You love me.

‐ Never.

‐ Huh? ‐ You're a f*cking madman!

Aah.

‐ My father used to say when a woman wants to k*ll you, you're in business.

Huh.

Woo.

‐ Aah. How did the love fest go?

‐ Bit angry about Leo, but the cake was a hit.


Voltaire was boring, but she seemed excited, so on balance, a victory.

Let me out, you fucker!

‐ Um... ‐ She will calm.

I'm going to f*cking k*ll you!

She is a firecracker.

I have never loved her more.

‐ f*cking bitch.

It's me!

‐ I'm locked in. ‐ He is not dead.

You didn't do it. ‐ I tried.

‐ You sent Orlo to k*ll Archie? ‐ I had to.

We will all suffer for our victory.

We're going to lose.

Marial, we're not!

Marial!

Tell Velementov not to go!

What's going on?

‐ Just, uh... ‐ Taking your chance?

Men!

Secure the halls. k*ll the emperor's guards!

‐ f*ck!

Marial! Marial!

‐ Fuckers!

‐ You need to get back to your quarters, Emperor.

‐ Oh, f*ck that.

Come for me, whoever it is, I f*cking come for them.

‐ Aah!

‐ Hear that? It means Peter's dead.

‐ It's Catherine, isn't it? ‐ Indeed.

She is no friend to you, dear Archie.

Oh, dear.

Such a glittering career is now in ashes.

Always thought she made an error in judgment backing you as Patriarch.

‐ I'm sure we can think of a deal we can make.

‐ No deals.

‐ Tea?

‐ Why are you being calm?

‐ My mind buzzes with opportunity, Orlo.

You wanted him gone, he's gone. Huzzah.

What about Elizabeth?

‐ They are close. She will be spared.

‐ I mean as a leader.

She's a progressive, but not insanely so. She understands Russia, and its need for stability, and she will listen to us.

‐ You're mad.

‐ She's the third way.

‐ Catherine is special.

‐ Well, we are all God's creatures.

‐ Might I read a verse to you? ‐ I don't care.

‐ The word of the Lord will have the final say.

I don't know what to do.

sh*t. Orlo.

‐ Is Peter dead?

‐ She couldn't do it. He is roaming.

‐ She will lose. He loves a bloody fight.

‐ I know. Does he know it's her?

‐ I don't know.

‐ Whoever tells him will be seen as a patriot and a hero.

That should be you, Lady Marial.

‐ I can't.

‐ You need to decouple from her.

Or you need to tell me where you'd like to be buried, and what psalm to read over your grave.

Do it.

I have something to do.

f*ck him up, Arkady!

Emperor.

‐ What do you f*cking want, hmm?

‐ I want to be a Lady again.

She's also pregnant.

‐ Get out.

This is gonna sound really bad, but hold your judgment.

I told Peter it was you.

I know it sounds bad, but I can explain, and you will see that it is clever.

‐ No. No, it is a jest.

A terrible jest. ‐ You couldn't k*ll Peter.

Velementov is a drunk fool. You lied to me about not k*lling Archie.

Peter is too strong.

This is Russia. We were finished. We are finished.

So many reasons I am right.

‐ I thought you were my friend. ‐ I've saved your life.

Our lives.

He loves you and you have his baby. An heir inside you.

You're safe. ‐ You told him that I'm pregnant?

f*ck you, Marial.

‐ In time, you will see I am right.

‐ He will be coming for me now.

‐ He won't.

‐ I thought we would call him Paul.

‐ I will cut your f*cking throat.

‐ Aim for the belly. You once told me that works a treat.

‐ You think a child will stop me?

‐ Your child. A f*cking son.

The preservation of your line. Your blood.

Peter the Great's grandson.

And no doubt, a cutie. ‐ You f*cking bitch. I loved you.

‐ And you feel this has affected that love detrimentally?

‐ The fact you're trying to k*ll me, indeed. It has cast a pall.

Un‐f*cking believable. I'm about to cut your throat, and you're making jokes.

‐ Perhaps that is why you love me.

Say hello.

‐ No.

He's really there?

‐ Under your hand.

‐ f*ck. Right there.

I made a f*cking person.

‐ Just under the skin.

Your son.

‐ No, you don't know it's a boy.

‐ He feels dumb, so I suspect it strongly. ‐ I have a Kn*fe.

‐ You love me, and you love Paul.

You won't k*ll us.

‐ And why don't you f*cking love me, by the way?

‐ I do, in a way.

But I love Russia more.

‐ You're not even Russian! ‐ In my heart, I am.

‐ When I cut your heart out, I will have a look in and see if it was true.

Any c**t can give me a baby.

‐ So k*ll us, then.

‐ Just...

Wait. I need a...

Hello, Paul.

It's me. Daddy.

No, I can't. f*ck.

‐ Give it up.

I do not want any more bloodshed in this.

Abdicate.

‐ Abdicate?

You are sweet.

And fascinating in a mad kind of way that is making me incredibly hard.

But the question that pops into my head is why the f*ck would I do that?

‐ The heady recognition you are terrible at it.

‐ I am the emperor.

I was born to this. You're a woman.

‐ I will be better.

Am better.

I ended the w*r.

I knew the t*rture was a misstep for you.

I have gathered the m*llitary, regions, and the court.

I have a vision for Russia.

Let me have it, and you will have fulfilled your father's wishes.

Sacrifice for the good of Russia.

And that is all you really want.

‐ You know, I hate the job, actually.

It's mostly annoying, and I do sense I'm f*cking bad at it sometimes.

‐ You are!

That came out more forcefully than intended.

‐ It made the point. Thank you.

‐ You will have secured Russia's future.

Not ruined it, as your mother predicted, but protected it.

Your son will then have it.

Your line retained. ‐ Right.

And what would I do? ‐ Drink. f*ck. Eat.

Jape about, and be with your child.

All the things you love.

‐ And you could love this man?

‐ I think perhaps I could.

For he would be the man who saved Russia.

‐ Saved it from myself. A complicated idea I'm struggling with.

‐ You are playing a game on me. ‐ I love that you see that.

‐ Huh. You witch. ‐ It is a game where we both win.

So we have a deal.

‐ I see a new option appear.

Leo.

You stop your people, or I send word, and they cut Voronsky's head off.

Huh. Your cake. We never had any, did we?

Sharp lemons.

And the nuttiness. Delightful.

Mm. Guard?

Send word to cut Leo Voronsky's head from his body and bring it to us on a tray.

‐ No! ‐ Then send the message.

Guard, wait.

‐ Take it to Velementov.

Fat f*ck. Never knew he had it in him.

Now send word to let him go.

‐ No.

‐ We had a deal. ‐ I let him go, you start up again.

He will have guards, and if there is any yelling in the halls, g*nf*re, generals gathering, any sign of a f*cking move, they will descend like wolves and f*cking tear him apart.

Anyway, see you.

‐ You've played a game on me.

‐ I love that you see that.

Elizabeth.

‐ Archie.

‐ Bonjour, Empress.

I'm apparently here at an exciting time, at the dinner I did not understand the importance of.

‐ Not quite exciting, alas.

‐ It is still within reach, apparently?

‐ I just lose the man I love.

What is a man?

Some legs. A cock.

A few words that float away to nothing as they are said?

‐ He is my heart.

‐ For now. Tomorrow he is run over by a carriage.

Fucks another, or... catches syphilis in his, his throat and French kisses it into your mouth, and you go mad and die worthlessly.

‐ You are an unexpectedly dark character.

‐ I would not seek enlightenment if I did not think we all flailed in the dark.

‐ He is my great love.

And I must f*cking have him.

‐ So, you know what you want. Love is all.

‐ You're playing me. ‐ Au contraire. f*ck Russia.

It is a depraved sh*thole. Always will be.

You are German, anyway.

‐ I am Russian in my heart. ‐ Mm.

‐ And Russia will be the greatest nation on Earth, you French f*ck.

This Russian heart.

Same heart as the one with the boy in it?

‐ Yes.

Hence my‐‐ ‐ Confusion.

‐ I thought it was my destiny.

‐ If it was, then it would have been.

Isn't that the point of destiny?

‐ Why did you go?

I never sent word. ‐ Events moved on.

Why didn't you k*ll him?

‐ Events moved on. I couldn't.

‐ We can win this. We had the upper hand.

‐ I will not let Leo die, Velementov.

‐ This is the moment.

You back down now, no one will come with you again.

‐ And Leo will be dead.

It's over.

‐ Look in their eyes. ‐ I am.

‐ There's f*cking hope.

Who would have thought it?

I await your signal.

I'll sh**t a round, and it will be on again.

‐ Kiss me.

‐ Oh, right.

‐ I...

‐ I was hoping that wasn't the way this was going to go.

I'm in two minds about it, to be honest.

‐ I love you with all my f*cking heart.

But‐‐ ‐ Think... about what you're going to say next.

And that if you just do not say it, we could perhaps just happily stand here forever.

‐ I can change the world.

I know it.

‐ I know you can.

My fate was always you.

Yours, always Russia.

I will haunt you.

‐ Promise it.
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