02X10 - Jade Gets Crushed

[bunniefuu]

Woooo!

Nice fingering!

Thanks.

I think it needs work.

'Bout to work on a puppet...

Aww.

What's that song for?

Friday night concert?

Nah... it's for my advanced songwriting class.

Semester project?

Yep. And it's wiggin' me out.

Well, put your wig back on... haha...

'Cuz that song sounds really cool.

Thanks. But I got no lyrics yet... and it's due in three days.

Well I'm awesome at song lyrics.

No, he's not. Run. Save yourselves.

Come one. You play your song, and I'll just spew out whatever lyrics pop into my brain.

Okay.

Here, I'll record you on my pear pad.

Yes.

All right, here ya go...

♪ yeah uh, baby, ♪
♪ every night and I need you ♪
♪ and I love you upside down ♪
♪ touch my toes ♪
♪ and I cry insi... ♪

I can't do this.

And delete.

Well, when I do come up with the lyrics, I want you to sing 'em.

Me?

You're the only you I know.

Wow... that's deep.

So you in?

So in.

Uh-huh.

Tori... yo Tori... Oh, hey Lane.

Hey. You know the class you signed up for next semester... r and b vocals?

Yeah, I'm so pumped fo that class.

Well, deflate yourself
'cuz you can't take it.

You gotta take tech theater first.

Wait... she has to take the class or just pass the exam?

Yeah... yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... what if I just pass the exam without taking the class?

The exam's in three days.

That's all I need. I'll study like non-stop.

Oh, okay... all right...

Were you eating potato chips?

Nope.

You're smellin' my new lotion.

Put your hands out.

Now rub it in...

It smells like... Sour cream and onion. Now rub it in...

That's what it is.

Ewww.

Gross.

Taste it.

Mmmmm.

Mmm... that's really good.

That's fantastic.

Yeah.

And you can really taste the sour cream.

Onions.

More?

Sure!

♪ Here I am once again ♪
♪ feeling lost but now and then ♪
♪ I breathe it in to let it go ♪
♪ and you don't know where you are now ♪
♪ or what it would come to ♪
♪ if only somebody could hear ♪
♪ when you figure out how ♪
♪ you're lost in the moment ♪
♪ you disappear ♪
♪ you don't have to be afraid ♪
♪ to put your dream in action ♪
♪ you're never gonna fade ♪
♪ you'll be the main attraction ♪
♪ not a fantasy ♪
♪ just remember me ♪
♪ when it turns out right ♪
♪ 'cause you know ♪
♪ that if you live in your imagination ♪
♪ tomorrow you'll be everybody's fascination ♪
♪ in my victory ♪
♪ just remember me ♪
♪ when I make it shine ♪.

Okaaaaay... F-stop at two-point-eight... and focus...

Hiiiii! Hahahahaha!

Hi.

I'm wearing Jupiter boots!

Any reason?

So I can be bouncy!

Byeeeeee!

Hey Tori.

Yo yo yo.

Good afternoon.

Aw, you guys, I love you both but please go away.

You crammin' for your tech theater exam?

Trying to.

So much material! I'm stressed.

Want me to rub that pretty neck?

Noooo.

Wait, yeah.

Oh.

Eh.

Look, if you're this stressed about the exam, why don't you let Robbie tutor you?

Why Robbie?

Uh, 'cuz last semester, I got the highest grade in tech theater that anyone's ever gotten at Hollywood arts.

I mean, that's why his picture's up on the wall by the door.

Ow! Not so hard.

I'm tryin' to get this kink out.

Robbie, would you really tutor me?

Sure.

Meet me at the black box tomorrow after school and I'll teach ya everything ya need to know.

Thaaanks.

Don't touch my head...

Did you forget somethin'?

Ah!

I'm supposed to record your song after school tomorrow.

Oh yeah.

Listen...

I know... you gotta cram for your exam.

Can you get another girl to sing the vocal?

Sure, I'll find somebody.

Not Cat though.

Hey man.

Oh hey.

Jade's not here yet?

Um, about Jade...

Yeah?

Look, don't take this the wrong way but...

I dunno if she's the right girl to sing my song.

Why not?

I dunno, just...

She scares me.

Jade scares you?

She scares everybody.

I am gonna k*ll him!

Ohhhh.

What happened?

Sinjin sat on my new scissors.

Okay, okay calm down...

I'm not gonna calm down, they're bent!

They've lost their sizz!

You kids have fun.

Robbie's about to teach me all I need to know about Tech Theater. Yay?

Feeling: Thirsty.

Aaand... there.

Where'd you get those standees of Cat?

Oh, y'know, I just... brought 'em from home.

But why do you have...

I'm the tutor and I don't like to talk about things I do at my house!

Sorry.

Okay.

You remember everything we went over?

Think so.

Good.

Now if you can do this last exercise in under thirty seconds, you should be able to pass your exam, no prob.

Does Cat know you have these?

No and don't tell her!

Okaaaay.

Okay... you ready?

Red-eye.

Alright.

Close the back legs using the B-line!

Okay okay, uh...

Faster, faster.

Bring up cans one, two, and four on the flirty Cat standee!

Flirty Cat flirty Cat... Cans one, two, four!

Strike the palm tree!

Run, woman!

Splash the stage with multi-colored gobos!

Okkaaay......Gobos gobos...

Strobe the lasers, J through Z... A four second burst!

Okay.

Strobe it.

Laser burst, uhhh...

k*ll the gobos!

Gobos off!

And... done!

Twenty-eight seconds!

Wooooo!

I am gonna rock that tech theater exam!

Yeah! You're gonna get at least a B on this, Tori.

Hiiiii!

How's the tutoring session goi...

These... these aren't mine.

I just... okay, they are mine.

But I only made 'em cuz... I...

Alright.

You ever try this when you were a kid?

Whoa, whoa, whatcha doin'?

Just give me your hand, don't be a baby.

Alright... I'm trusting you.

Yeah, yeah... big mistake...

Make a fist?

Okay...

What are you doing?

Uh... talk less... And open your hand.

Fist.

You sure there's a point to this?

Yep... and here it comes... Open?

Oooh, it's all tingly!

See?

Haha... do it again!!

No!

You have to finish writing your song... the chorus.

Eh, is s after midnight, let's just bail.

Uh uh. You got a break, now finish writing the chorus.

I've been tryin' to finish it for three hours.

Wow.

Great, now shut up and sing something.

Keep goin'.

♪ ...I... I really wish that I could write the next line ♪
♪ My favorite letter's J ♪
♪ Tuna fish filet ♪
♪ I'm gonna wash my dog with some blue shampoo ♪.

All right... let me try something. Record me.

All right.

Here you go.

♪ There is no upper hand I'm givin' you mine ♪
♪ It doesn't have to end up wastin' your time ♪
♪ There's things that I could say ♪
♪ But here in my way ♪
♪ I want to let you know that it's all okay. ♪.

Whatcha think?

Ya like that?

Mmm-hmmm.

Andre.

Did you get my text?

Yes... why do you think I'm standing here at three in the morning?!

I'm trippin' out, Tori... I'm trippin' out.

All right, just come in, come in.

Go make me cocoa.

I'm not making cocoa.

Ohhhhh.

What is wrong with you?

I think I'm in love with Jade.

I'll make the cocoa.

You think you're in love with Jade?

I think so.

Okay, what happened tonight?

I dunno... We were just workin' together...

All night... at school... And I just saw her sing...

And then she just looked so... So pretty and sweet.

Dude... you can't love Jade!

Like I don't know that?! Beck is one of my best friends!

I would never try to move in on a friend's girl.

I don't play that way.

Good.

So just forget about this.

I can't! Ahhh!

Why can't you?

All right, see... Ever since I was little, I could never keep my feelings inside.

Even if I want to, I just can't... If I feel somethin', I gotta let it out, or else... I get wonky in the head!

Okay okay.

Oh-oh.

Listen.

I don't think you're in love with Jade.

You don't?

No. You guys were just there, together, alone, late...

And you were tired...

Yeah, we were tired, that's true.

And you were writing a song, so you felt emotional...

Uh-huh, I did.

And you forgot that Jade is a mean, vicious person with deep psychological problems.

Yeah. I forgot those things.

But by tomorrow, you'll be fine again.

Yeah. I bet I will.

This cocoa is good.

It's from Belgium.

That's probably why then.

Mmm-hmmm.

Hey, what's up?

Oh hey.

So, how ya doin'?

Feelin' wonky out Jade?

Nah, I think I got my wonk under control.

I probably just need to...

Shhh shhh, be cool be cool.

Okay, be cool, be cool...

I said be cool!

Hey.

What's up?

So can I hear the song?

Uh. Oh yeah, I just gotta...

Hiiiiii!

Byeeeeeee!

So... the song?

Hmmm?

Jade wants to hear the song you guys recorded together.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll email it to ya.

Y'know, via the Internet.

Via?

Don't ya think you guys should listen to the song together?

No. Why together? She can listen to it by herself.

I didn't do anything!

Okaaay. Email it to me.

Via the Internet?

That's weird, right?

Maybe you are in love with Jade.

Shhhh! Don't say that!

But what if you are?!

I am!

You are?!

No! Stop it! Ahhhh!!!

Ooo, sorry.

I can't talk about it!

Man, Andre's actin' wonky.

Yeah.

What's his deal?

Uhhh... it's nothing...

Hey Tori...

Lane!

Tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me!

Well... let's just say...

You can take your r and b vocal class next semester.

No way! I passed my tech theater exam!

Ahhh! We did it!

Wait wait... I wouldn't say you "passed" the exam...

I got a hundred?!

Ooooo.

That's one point higher than you got, Rob.

Wow. That's one point higher than you got, Rob.

Wow.

Look, he's taking your picture down.

And now here comes Tori's picture, which is going right where your picture used to be.

Now drop it in the can.

And now just slide your back down the wall in sadness and despair.

You've been replaced.

See ya.

Ahhh! I feel and look so weird!!!

Feeling: Jaded.

Oh hi Andre. C'mon in.

Thanks.

Is Tori expecting you?

Yeah, she asked me to come over tonight for somethin'. I dunno.

Toriiii! Andre's here to see you!

Well, I'm gonna head to the market.

Ooo, make sure you pick up some more a'that belgian cocoa.

All right.

What are you doing in my house?

What in the name of gravy?

Okay here's an idea.

Say something intelligent or shut your face.

Why are you all dressed up like Jade?

"I'm helping you. Just pretend I'm Jade, and you'll see why you don't wanna be in love with a girl like her."

Congrats... you can read at a second grade level.

This isn't gonna work.

"Yes it will. C'mon. Just go with it."

All right.

So, Jade...

What?

Wanna go to a movie?

Sure, let's go see Death of a kitten.

Or... maybe we should just go out and get a hamburger.

Beef makes me puke.

Dang girl.

Tori... Tori, you seen my glasses?

Uh, I'm not your little find-it girl, all right?

So if you lost your glasses, maybe you should lock yourself in the basement and cry about it.

Dang girl.

Uh, don't you think you were a little mean to your dad...Jade?

Deal with it.

'Cuz if you and I are ever boyfriend-girlfriend, I'll be way meaner to you.

Uhhh... what're... hey, now...

Oh Jade...

Andre!!!

I-I'm sorry!

You just seemed so much like Jade I got all... wonky?

Willy wonky!

Man...You're really messed up about this.

Y'know... last night, after...

After I got home...

Yeah?

I couldn't sleep... So I stayed up
'til dawn, writing a song about Jade.

You wrote her a song? That's so sweet.

It's evil!

She's Beck's girlfriend!

I know, I know...

Okay okay wait wait wait wait...

What?

The song you wrote about her, you expressed your feelings in that song, right?

Yeah.

So, just sing Jade that song, and then you can get over her.

If I sing her the song, then she's gonna know how I feel.

And then Beck'll know!

And then I'm a bad person and I promised my grandma I'd never be a bad person!

Y'know, before she lost her mind.

Jade doesn't have to know the song's about her.

Her name's in it, like 10 times!

Ah, I hate nuts.

So just change all the "Jades" to "baby".

Baby... Yeah, baby could be anybody.

Uh-huh.

Then you sing your song tomorrow night at school... The Friday night concert.

Jade'll be in the audience.

You can sing her your song, and she'll never even know it's for her.

I don't know if I can do it.

I'm feelin' very emotional.

You want me to sing it with you?

Yes, please.

Oh.

Okay. Comin' up next, we got Andre Harris and Tori Vega, singing an original song, written by Andre.

Give it up everybody!

Yeah.

I love you.

Yeah.

This is a song I wrote, for uh...

For his dog.

I love my dog.

Ready.

♪ Monday well baby I fell for you ♪
♪ Tuesday I wrote you this song ♪
♪ Wednesday I'll wait outside your door ♪
♪ Even though I know it's wrong ♪
♪ Seven days a week, every hour of the month ♪
♪ Gotta let you know where my heart is coming from ♪
♪ I shouldn't feel this way but I gotta say ♪
♪ Baby gotta let you know ♪
♪ I will try everything ♪
♪ To make you come closer to me ♪
♪ Baby 'til you believe ♪
♪ It's not just a phase ♪
♪ How can I get it through? ♪
♪ You're the one I can't lose ♪
♪ I'll try 365 days, ♪
♪ 365 ways to get to you ♪
♪ To get to you, you, you, baby ♪
♪ Every second, every tick tick of the clock ♪
♪ I want you all to myself ♪
♪ Every second, every tick tick of the clock ♪
♪ I just can't help myself ♪
♪ Feeling kinda guilty but girl I can't stop ♪
♪ I don't want nobody else ♪
♪ No one else no one el-el-el-else ♪
♪ I will try everything ♪
♪ To make you come closer to me ♪
♪ I'll try 365 days, ♪
♪ 365 ways to get to you ♪

Oh my God.

That was go good.

Hey.

That was so good.

Hey they got spaghetti-tacos over there!

Let's go.

Spaghetti-tacos!

Jade hugged you.

Yeah, she did.

So you okay now? You wonky?

I'm not sure... It might take me a little while before I know if I...

Oh, my gosh, Andre, that song was so hot.

Yeah?

Yeah. Wanna go hang?

I could hang.

Jade who?