02x10 - Big Time Guru

[bunniefuu]

Dogs, you come a long way.

But we have a longer way to go before you go multi-platinum and start selling out 50,000 seat stadiums.

James is still too self centered And only cares about himself.

James and I still disagree.

Quiet, you, two.

Carlos still lacks direction.

Do not turn around.

Logan!

Still lacks swagger.

Yes.

If you ever need a color pencil, Who are you going to call?

And Ken Dell needs to stop Talking back to me after.

Everything I say.

And Gustavo... don't say it.

Not one more word.

Chill pill.

That's a new one.

Go!

Ahh!

Get down here right now!

Not until you relax.

Well I'm relax.

Where do you keep your knives.

In the drawer next to the Sink.

A-ha!

What was that?

Himalayan monkey pinch.

I feel so... calm.

Now focus on what matters.

Not what angers.

Boys, I must write a song for The new town high side track, I'll call you when I need Vocals.

Wait.

You just saved our lives.

Well, what's up?

That quote, was that Buddha Or... fortune cookies.

You guys could try listening to Your boss more, you'll be less.

Stressed and he won't want to k*ll ya.

Gustova works our butt off I Do tend to talk back a bit.

Yeah.

I could do lack direction some Time.

Okay, I guess I could be a Little more swagger.

I suppose I can put down by Mirror.

You can do it.

You can do it.

You can do it.

You're going to listen to Gustavo so he's less stressed.

And won't k*ll us.

I got focus.

Oh, rebirth.

Where did you come from?

The regional manager gave me
$10,000 to completely make over.

The lobby.

I bought this $40 parrot and Bowl of wax fruit.

With the money I saved... I Bought this customized scooter.

Because walking is for suckers.

I add the the GPS so I always Know I'm going the right.

Direction.

How am I going to get some Direction.

I know all.

Okay.

Should I ask the new girl who Is way out of my league out on a.

Date?

Today is your lucky day.

Hi, I'm Carlos.

Do you want to go to a movie Tonight?

Sure.

You want to meet here around 8:00?

See ya.

You're not just any parrot.

I shall call you super parrot.

Okay.

I traded in my t-shirt for one With all of us.

And I've decided to make more Eye contact with you guys.

Well, I've decided to increase My swagger by creating a swagger.

App which will push the trends, Clothes and moves right to my.

Phone.

Dude, you either have swagger or You don't.

And I have tons.

Let me help y.

No need.

I am fully loaded.

I just press swagger app and... Okay.

You look cool.

But s swagger comes from within, Not digital.

It's digital.

I don't understand.

I just wanted to apologize for Talking back.

Where is Gustavo, I thought he Was k*lling you guys.

But Buddha Bob gave him this Monkey touch.

He needs to be here writing a Song for new town high, getting.

On the sound track.

Producers are coming tomorrow to Hear his amazing song which.

Hasn't been written yet.

What are you doing?

Checking his cell phone.

Don't tell him I do this.

He's at the park?

Hey, Buddha guy.

I was feeling calm this morning Of a the Terry did you that.

Thing, then on my way back to Work I went away.

What's going on!

You're stressed out.

Yeah.

Who isn't?

Me.

Yes.

S.

Really?

You're never dress stressed, Ever?

Nope.

Please, I'm begging you.

Always trim the hedges Evenly.

Beware of squirrels, some times They drop their nuts.

You're saying I should trim The excess from my life to keep.

It even.

Unclog my mind and stay away From all the nuts in this town.

Okay.

What are you doing here?

You got a sound track song to Write.

Kelly, Ken Dell.

The man's wisdom just opened my Eyes to a life I never thought.

Possible.

What did do you to Gustavo?

Who's Gustavo.

Wow.

Where e you going all spiffy.

To see if super parrot likes My outfit.

He hated the last one.

Super parrots this a better Outfit.

I see success in your future.

Yes!

Please tell me you actually Think super parrot can tell the.

Future?

All I know since up iser Parrot started giving me.

Direction I have a hot date and I look good.

What?

Check it out.

Super parrot, should I get from Mints from the vending machine?

Altoids are good.

Sweet!

Fresh breath and money for my Date!

You ask a question.

No, because it's just a bird.

Do I look like an idiot.

Those work, let me show you How to walk the swag walk.

No need.

Swagger app advises strut at Three miles an hour.

If you just listen to me I Want to... okay, the walk wasn't bad.

But can you talk swag talk?

Swag talk.

Keep exchanges short try Nick Names.

Nick names.

What are Nick names going to Do.

What's up shorty shorts.

What's good, red.

Hello blue eyes.

I want to date him.

I want to be him.

When does Logan have more Swagger than you?

He does not have more swagger Than me.

Check it... ♪

I don't know why you're Freaking out so much.

You're saying you have no Problem with Gustavo's new.

Writing partner.

All I know is, he hasn't Yelled at me in three hours.

It's a new record.

Great news.

Buddha Bob and I have finished The song.

Great.

Have you noticed I haven't been Talking back to you.

At all.

Oh, Kendall I know you're Going to love this new big time.

Rush song.

Cool, I can't wait to hear It.

♪ there's a rainbow made of Love ♪.
Yeah A new day sky ♪

The producer is coming Tomorrow he's going to hate this Song.

I know.

I'm ready.

Great.

And I will meet you outside.

I just need to do one last Thing.

Okay.

This is it.

I look good.

Without a doubt.

It is certain.

Yes.

I will see you later.

You have 24 hours toive.

Come again?

Without a doubt.

After that?

It is certain... after that.

You have 24 hours to live.

That's the one!

Hey guys. Kendall needs the studio for Emergency band meeting.

Because no Gustavo has worst Sound track ever, let's go.

I'm updating my swag app for More swag-atude.

Panic room!

A bird told him he has 24 Hours to live.

I got to brush my teeth.

I'm going to save my life.

Super parrot knows all.

I feel cold and clammy is it Possible for someone to lose.

Their swagger?

What?

If there is finite amount of Swagger in the band if someone.

Were to gain swagger, is it Possible for someone else to.

Lose their swagger?

Okay.

I'll go low.

Where are the other guys?

I bet Gustavo went home last Night realized the song stunk.

And forgot about the whole Buddha Bob.

Chill.

It happened to the beach boys And the Beatles they latch on to.

Some spiritual whack jock o job Next thing you know they're.

Wearing robes and bye-bye band, Don't think that it can happen.

To big time rush.

I'll believe that when I see It.

Good morning, sky children.

Now I've seen it.

I listened to the song last Night and I realized something.

That it's horrifying?

That it needed whale noises.

I think the tv producer man will Find the transplplendant.

♪

This is your Buddha boy's fault.

Get him over here, big time rush Has to get on that sound track.

I'm a genius.

I stay in here forever are pain And death can never harm me.

Ow!

It's just a dumb bird.

Get in the panic room.

Just get the door.

It's death!

It's coming for me!

Ah!

Delivery.

Hockey stick from sports shack.

Tell me where you got that Bird.

You're not the boss of me.

Fine.

Then I'll tell the boss of you That wasted your lobby.

Improvement money on your stupid Scooter.

Pets on third.

Thanks.

One day I will defeat that Girl.

Quiet, you.

♪

James, you look terrible.

Zapping all my swagger.

It's all in your head.

Let Logan have swagger for once.

Logan, you are so... okay, we have to destroy that Swagger app.

Yes!

Suddenly I feel stronger.

Tell him happiness is Overrated and being stressful.

And angry powers the universe.

You want him to be completely Stressed out and miserable Again?

This is huge for us.

Throwing away the robe.

What did he say?

He said he's giving up all Material possessions because.

Time is an illusion and he's Devoting his life to grooming.

Trees.

Did you not want that?

Since Logan's swagger is Computer based all we need to do.

Is create a computer virus to Destroy it.

If Logan is going to steal my Swagger, then I'll steal his.

Smurf thing.

♪

here is the problem.

I'm not bright.

What is all that?

I think it's the recipe for Toast.

What's happening to me?

You don't think since nice Happy words got him in to this.

That mean angry words will bring Him out?

They will when the producers Hear the hippie whale sounds.

Maybe that's not such a bad Thing.

They would have heard it it Will be too late.

Remember, time just an Illusion.

Kay, how are we going to get The bucket of love back to the.

Studio.

I can get him there.

All right, let's go.

Go away, death!

It's me and super parrot.

Super parrot!

Where's death?

He lost her parrot when flew Out of her fortune teller shop.

My dear confused boy.

Pickles is not a fortune teller He likes to repeat words he.

Hears me say in the shop a lot Like, for example, "without a.

Doubt" and "signs point to yes."

just tell your clients they Have 24 hours to live.

Pickles is also addicted to Hospital drama.

Get him in to the O. R., stat, Clear!

I'm not going to die?

Yes!

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thank you, thank you so much.

And what's wrong with that One?

He lost his swagger.

♪

is that an EKG?

Skg.

His swag count is dangerously Low.

You grew stronger I grew Weaker.

Fine, you can have it back.

I didn't want the swagger.

The pants for tight.

Everyone is following me, Honestly it's too much dancing.

Really?

Swagger an, deleted.

I'm better now.

So am I.

But you do realize your Symptoms are psycho somatic.

And I have no idea what that Means but we look pretty again.

And you're not worried Gustavo that you still talk to.

Your mirror and.

He's really nice now.

Gustavo that song is going to Make the top ten.

Well, thank you.

Top ten reasons to k*ll Myself!

A little harsh.

Going to be a hit.

On the charts, you know why?

It's got number two smeared all Over it.

What was it a commercial for Earplugs?

You know what, I smell grammy.

And my grammy has been dead for Ten years!

Get out!

Come on, get out of here!

No one talks about my music Like that.

Even fit was the wor s song ever Written.

Luckily those weren't the Real producers.

Yeah, we hired insult komatik Make you hatful and talented.

Again.

The actual producer will be here In two hours.

We got a tv sound track song To produce.

Ah!

Just what we were looking For.

And perhaps big time can make an Appearance.

Looks like our song is going To be on tv!

Yes!

Forget what I said about Wanting you dogs to change.

Let's just stay our usual Annoying selves.

Because I am done taking advice From birds.

James and I totally agree.

And I can get all the swagger I need with a simple pair of.

Shades.

Okay, no shades.

Stop that.