02x14 - Big Time Songwriters

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Try a G.

So... what's the stand boy ***?

No, how about no G?

How about a G in...?

That is is Darryl and Jambox.

Your new songwriters.

Oh.

I'm releasing a deluxe edition of your album.

And I want the bonus track to have a fresh new sound.

Aaah, so that's what Gustavo pouted.

I'm not pouted. You're pouted.

Everyone uses other songwriters, Gustavo...

Kate Perry, Maroon 5, and Darryl is the hardest songwriter out there.

Are they the ones who fight a lot?

This song is called Winging a Dove.

No. *** from above.

You need more guitar.

You need your morning coffee.

Don't forget the top zone.

This is going to be a great song.

Heads up.

They're coming in.

♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh ♪
♪ make it count, play it straight ♪
♪ don't look back, don't hesitate ♪
♪ where you go big time ♪
♪ what you know, what you feel ♪
♪ never quitin', make it real ♪
♪ when you're going big time ♪
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ hey, hey listen to your heart now ♪
♪ hey, hey don't you feel the rush ♪
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
♪ hey, hey ♪
♪ go and shake it up ♪
♪ whatcha gotta lose ♪
♪ go and make your luck ♪
♪ with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got so you got to live it ♪
♪ big time ♪

Note we're onto Saint Mario's Hospital.

No, we're going to Saint Luigi's.

***

***

Okay. We know that fighting is not the way to write a great pop song.

Yes, it is.

Now, go with them and make sure they're okay and by okay, I mean, they don't sue the company.

And you need to find me new song writers, as now.

Ones that can write a hit and take a punch.

What are you idiots so happy about?

Stop, it's keeping me out.

We want to write a song!

No.

Writing a song is the next step for us as a band.

Yeah, come on, Gustavo.

We're ready.

Are you ready to sit in complete silence for hours, waiting for the perfect lyric to arrive?

Or stare into the eyes of the sun to find that k*ller hook?

Huh?

Are you?

You could write the song with us.

No! Because you are the dogs and I am the lone song writing wolf.

Now, get out of my studio.

Arrrroooo pitch pitch.

It's wrong. We want to write awesome songs that rhyme and stuff.

But *** relax at the Palmwoods while Gustavo creates in the studio.

What if it was the other way around?

*** a plan.

Our plans are pure genius.

Not all of our plan plans.

One giant hot tub... coming up.

Hey, Mr. Bitters eventually
*** all his pool furniture?

All we have to do is get Gustavo to take the day off, and we write a song in the recording studio.

One problem, we have to get the lone wolf out of the studio.

What are you idiots so happy about?

Stop. It's keeping me out.

We're going to take over rock records and b*at Gustavo at writing our hit songs, for the deluxe CD.

He'll k*ll you.

No, he won't because he'll be busy at the Palmwoods new health spa... that you run.

I want 20 percent of the song publishing.

What's that?

Just say yes.

Yes.

Hey, can you help me with the plan?

It doesn't involve a giant hot tub, does it?

Health spa.

You are not writing the song.

Because the lone wolf will have his... musk rat... love song by the end of the day.

I'm learning so many things about song writing.

Now, get out because dogs stressing me out is not good for song writing.

That's why you need to relax at the Palmwoods new spa.

Yeah, why would I want to go to a spa?

Because Jay Z wrote an entire album while getting a mango body scrub?

Well, relaxing and clearing your mind is good for song writing.

Here is your hat and your ***.

Have a great time.

*** relaxation.

Okay. Let's write a song.

On it.

Time to write the...

Hate... baby song.

Well, dartboard medicine is not working.

What else did Gustavo say about song writing?

He said staring into the eyes of the sun to find the k*ller hook.

Welcome to the Palmwood's spa.

Yeah, this is a scam.

I'm out.

It's not a scam.

I started the spa so I could save money for college and I could really use a top celebrity endorsement from someone famous and wonderful like you.

Keep talking.

I evening had this real-like spa lady and everything.

Hello.

What have you got to lose?

Yeah.

What the heck. I do need to get my song-writing juices flowing.

One thing for sure.

This *** is not helping.

Look, we're just going to dive in.

We have to stop thinking about it, and just make music.

It's right.

So Gustavo said *** your head in relaxing is useful for songwriting.

What's more relaxing than a nice, friendly game?

Foosball.

Oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Hey, hey. This is not bad.

You're kidding, right?

Well it needs more lyrics, but at least the post song has the melody.

Oh, is the letter genius not a song title.

Oh.

And you guys can do better?

Yeah, just give me a minute and the song will come to me.

We don't have a minute.

We have to write the song before Gustavo gets back.

We need more minutes.

Palmwoods spa where we make the stars shine bright.

Katie, have I you told you how much I love you today?

How much more time do you need?

Another hour. We're onto something.

Thanks, bye.

Yes.

Sir, all done.

I must admit, I am refreshed.

Now, back to my studio to write my new hit.

Wait.

You must stay and try our new deep conditioning salted waxy thing and stay longer.

Yeah, I don't want to.

Later.

It's not there.

That's impossible.

*** He was completely bald.

Now look at him.

Oh. So I said to the lady, I said, "hey, honey, if that's couture, I am the ***".

What's that smell?

French herbs.

Look, *** the oh song is cool so we're recording the oh song.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Not feeling the oh song.

Do you have a better song?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Uh, yeah, yeah.

♪ Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah ♪

That was good.

No. Our song is way better.

Of course you'd say that, because you always side with Kendall.

No he doesn't.

Yeah, he does.

Okay.

Then you pick the song.

Which one is better, Logan.

The oh song or the yeah song?

Um, you guys, I'd really rather not get into the middle of this.

So ehm...

Big surprise.

Logan doesn't want to make a decision.

Hey, he makes a decision.

Then decide?

Fine, the yeah song is a happy interjection, which promotes positive feelings.

Whereas oh, can note unpleasant surprises.

Use the words that we know.

The oh song is stupid.

Remember what Kelly said about song writing.

Fighting doesn't solve anything.

Hello!

Not so fast. You just stay right where you are.

***

Yeah, and and we're just going to record the yeah song in camp awesome.

I told you we should have picked camp awesome.

Well, if you guys get studio A, then we get studio B.

Good luck getting through our hallway.

Your hallway?

Hey, this's no-man's land.

There's no rules in no-man's land.

Okay, then, go ahead.

If you dare.

We need the studio to record the oh, song.

***

They hit me.

Go on and record the song without me.

You're not hit.

It's in your armpit.

I'm better.

Okay.

We have our own space to record our song.

But, we need more time.

What? Gustavo is almost done with his hand treatment, and I don't think he's going to want to stay, once he sees the results.

We just need another hour.

And don't forget, I talked to mom of naming you Apple.

Fine, have a Palmwoods' day.

We're good.

Yeah.

The Palmwoods' hair treatment is complete.

How do I look?

Very good.

Let me see it.

Arrrrrr, this is grass.

Yes, but we haven't style today yet.

What ***?

Nothing.

Nothing.

Writing a song.

Oh, no they're not.

Stay back.

Get out of my way, I am leaving now.

Yeah, can't let you do that.

Get him.

Okay. We're going to need more lyrics than oh, oh, oh.

And Gustavo says silence also inspires song writing.

Silent writing... starting now.

Can you stop that?

You mean breathing?

Just for a few minutes.

♪ Say anything you want ♪
♪ I'll turn the music off ♪
♪ because baby we keep going oh, oh, oh! ♪

It worked.

***

The oh, song is going to be so much better than the other song.

Sing it again.

♪ Say anything you want ♪
♪ I'll turn the music off ♪
♪ because baby we keep going oh, oh, oh! ♪

*** We need lyrics.

***

Yeah, but I'm *** and usually great with words.

Yeah, when you talk to girls.

Right. *** best.

When I'm charming the lady.

♪ So tell me who am I supposed to be ♪
♪ What I got to do to get you close to me ♪
♪ If I ride with you tonight will you follow me ♪
♪ say yeah, say yeah, say yeah ♪

That was catchy, but this is a bit awkward for me, okay?

Who cares because the yeah song is going to be the bonus track, and Gustavo's going to love it... and us.

I'm going to k*ll those dogs.

***

♪♪
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I guess we do have a neck adjustment.

Actually, it's kung fu, which I learned when I trained for kung fu.

Okay. Now we're responding to something to make him stay put for a while.

Okay, got the lyric. Now, we have just got to call the band.

And record the music to our hip song.

So where is Gustavo?

He said he couldn't make it.

But he wants this song finished before he gets back.

And before he left, I think his words were, um, track bonus.

Ka-ching!

Let's *** up.

♪ If I run away tonight ♪
♪ will you follow me ♪
♪ Say yeah, say yeah, say yeah ♪

All right. This sounds good.

The yeah song is good.

It's okay.

But once we get the band, the oh, song is going to be way better.

Okay.

But how do we get the band out of camp awesome?

*** All right.

1-2-3.

Aaaaaa, aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

Surround the band.

***

Huh? Where am I?

Why can't I move?

You must be really, really relaxed...

Thanks to our world famous Palmwoods' mud bath.

And by that, we mean... instant time cement.

Get me out of here!

Ah, I'm not sure the cement can hold that much rage.

It's fine. *** totally, you're my 20 percent.

Aaarrrrr!

*** later?

Yep.

Yep.

Oh, no.

What are you guys doing here?

We're working with the song writing.

Cover your ears.

What are you doing?

Me and Carlos wrote an amazing song for the bonus track that goes oh, oh, oh.

But we wrote a better song that goes yeah yeah yeah.

And then they att*cked us with foyle helmets and hair extensions.

Hey, it's because our song is way better.

No, ours is better.

No, ours is better.

No, ours is better.

No, ours is better.

Hey.

You want to know the worse way to write a song?

While fighting.

Yes, but our song is better because it goes

♪ oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah ♪

Wait.

That wasn't bad. Sing that again.

♪ oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah ♪

Instead of screaming oh, and yeah at each other, why don't you idiots scream oh, yeah together, and make that your song.

It did sound pretty good.

Do you think Gustavo will like it?

Rrrrrraaa, ahhh!

Wait. Before you k*ll them and explain what all that is.

Check up the new song... from your new songwriters.

♪ oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah ♪
♪ screaming oh yeah, yeah ♪

It's... not... terrible.

It just needs a little bit of help.

Like arranging and producing, and a master at the controls.

Now, get in the studio.

I thought you only write alone?

Let's just say every now and then, the alone wolf needs his pack.

Aaaa u u urrrrrrrrrrrr.

♪ oh yeah ♪
♪ oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah ♪
♪ so tell me who am I supposed to be ♪
♪ what I got to do ♪
♪ to get you close to me ♪
♪ if I ride with you tonight ♪
♪ will you follow me ♪
♪ come on, come on, come on ♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ I can't seem to get you out of my mind ♪
♪ and I ain't got to stop until I make you mine ♪
♪ we have got to make it bite end of the night ♪
♪ oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah ♪
♪ Say anything you want ♪
♪ I'll turn the music off ♪
♪ Because baby, we ain't going no... o... o where ♪
♪ *** ♪
♪ I'll be with you tonight ♪
♪ and everybody is screaming oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah ♪
♪ is screaming oh yeah, yeah ♪
♪ *** ♪
♪ and the time just keep on running out ♪
♪ I got to find my way to you ♪
♪ oh yeah ♪
♪ Say anything you want ♪
♪ I'll turn the music off ♪
♪ Because baby, we ain't going no... o... o where ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

Well, looks like we have a bonus track for our deluxe album.

Yeah.

Yeah.

How did you write it so fast?

Let's just say it started with some fighting, but ended with a big-time collaboration.

You know, I think I'll write a song with Gustavo.

Of course, we can skip the fighting.

No. No.

I want to be thorough.

It's going to be a good song.

Oh, yeah.