06x07 - iShock America

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06x07 - iShock America

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[ Laughs ]

Look, I cut up some watermelon.

Uh-huh.

Do ya want some?

Shh. Jimmy Fallon show.

Thank you, Cotton Candy, for making my grandmother's hair look delicious.

[ Laughs ]

Cotton Candy is like sweet pink hair!

No no, quit it, quit it, quit it. Jimmy Fallon.

You'd rather watch him than snoodle with me?

Yeah, I think I made that clear.

Thank you, handkerchiefs, for being a classy way of saying...

"I'm carrying around two weeks worth of snot in my pocket."

No, I don't, I don't... what?

Mmmmm. You smell like melon...

Thank you, Internet, for giving us iCarly...

Ah!

Oh!

Because iCarly makes us all laugh...

Oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God!

Carly, Carly, Carly. Carly!

I'll just wait here on the floor.

Carly Carly Carly Carly Carly Carly Carly Carly Carly Carly Carly Carly!

Wake up, wake up, wake up. Wake up, wake up.

Get this off your head. Wake up, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Fallon.

Spencer! What are you doing?

Carly, Jimmy Fallon!

Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up! Come see!

You're not gonna believe this! Get up!

I was dreaming about a cute boy in yellow pants!

Get up, Carly. I'm carrying you! Let's go!

It's such a special night! Have you gained weight?

What?

You're not gonna believe this!

I was asleep!

Amazing!

This is the coolest thing I've ever seen! You have to see it!

Put me down!

Kirsten, that's Carly! Carly, that's Kirsten!

We met at a drive-through window!

Will you please tell me what's going on here?

Freddie!

Quick, quick, quick, quick!

So you work at a drive-through window?

Yeah.

Would you put me down?!

You have to see it!

You're not gonna believe it's amazing!

You ran over my mother!

Crazy!

Forget your mom!

Give me the remote! Give me the remote!

You wanna tell us what's going on?

Ah! Shh!

Don't you work at Inside-Out Burger?

Mmm-hmm.

Okay, you guys. Look look look look-it!

Thank you, Internet, for giving us iCarly.

Oh my God, that's us!

Because iCarly makes us all laugh thus proving that...

Huh?

The Internet has more to offer than...

Jimmy Fallon watches iCarly!

He said it makes him laugh!

And do you know how hard it is to make Jimmy Fallon laugh?!?!

[ Phone ringing ]

It's Sam!

Sam, did you see?!

Yeah I saw, did you see?!

Yes!

Jimmy Fallon likes iCarly!

I know!

I can't believe he watches the show! Right?

Mom, quit trying on bikinis! They all look bad.

[ Coughing ]

I'll call ya later!

Okay!

Hey! Hey guys, did ya see?

Did ya see Jimmy Fallon?!

I saw it first!

Yeah! Jalapeño!

Gibby. You're not wearing shoes.

Ah, there uh, there was no time.

I was in the bathtub, watching Fallon, and then I...

I ran here as fast as I could.

Aren't you the chick from the Inside-Out Burger drive-through?

Yeah. Job's a lot of fun.

Well, congrats you guys. But I should probably head home.

Okay, ah...

Want me to give you a ride on my motorcycle?

Uh, I think it stopped raining, I'll walk it.

Which way you headed?

Towards Bartlett square.

Cool, I'll walk ya.

Thanks.

I'll walk her.

I got it. Later guys.

Bye!

Bye!

Wait, don't put your arm around...

Gibbeh...

Watch your hand!

In 5...

4...

3...

2...

I know you see.

Somehow the world will change for me.

And be so wonderful.

Live life, breathe air.

I know somehow we're gonna get there.

And feel so wonderful.

It's all for real.

I'm telling you just how I feel.

So wake up the members of my nation.

It's your time to be.

There's no chance unless you take one.

And the time to see the brighter side of every situation.

Some things are meant to be.

So give me your best and leave the rest to me.

Leave it all to me.

Leave it all to me.

Leave it all to me.

Just leave it all to me.


Hi.

There.

Tonight, we're doing a very special iCarly in honor of the greatest late night television host ever James Thomas Fallon Junior.

Jimmy, this one's for you.

[ Music ]

From apartment 8-C in Bushwell Plaza!

The world wide web brings you the iCarly web show with Carly Shay and Sam Puckett!

Tonight's guest star is, Baggles!

And featuring, the legendary Gib-love!

Dialysis!

And here they are! Carly Shay and Sam Puckett!

Playing drums.

Playing drums!

This is what I'm talking about!

Let's hear the love!

Yeah, thanks so much!

And welcome to a very special iCarly.

Which is a special tribute to...

Jimmy Fallon!

Jimmy Fallon!

Oh my God, oh my God! Hey Higgins! Come here!

They're talking about us on iCarly!

What's happening? iCarly!

Oh my gosh! Tonight's flavor is butter pecan!

Shh. iCarly.

Okay guys, on this iCarly...

We thought we'd catch up on some personal stuff...

And write a few thank you notes to people we love.

Look, they're doing our "thank you notes" bit!

Ok that's it, I'm calling the lawyers.

No, shh! I think this is gonna be a loving tribute! Shh!

Hey, Gib-love, can we get some thank you note writing music please?

[ Music ]

Thank you, Jimmy Fallon...

For mentioning iCarly on your awesome TV show...

Well, come on.

And for curing male pattern baldness...

And female pattern hairiness...

Hairy ladies!

Hairy ladies!

Thank you, alphabet song...

For tricking generations of children, into thinking that there's one big giant letter...

Called elemeno.

And now our first guest...

Baggles!

Baggles! Woo! Baggles!

Oh, Baggles! Baggles!

Baggles!

Only on iCarly.

I'm not calling the lawyers.

I'm calling my Agent.

Wait, look at this.

Baggles!

Baggles!

Baggles has a sinus infection.

That Baggles...

It's just...

Mucus.

[ Music ]

Hey, what are those?

Clams.

I took Kirsten to Madison Beach and we went clam digging all afternoon.

Was it fun?

Yeah.

No.

I can't get my clam open.

Wait, you just gotta...

Ah, this is a rock!

Aw, they're all rocks!

Aw.

Coming in hot.

What's that?

Wahoo Punch.

Awesome.

No!

Sure, I'll just stay thirsty.

Kirsten.

Hey you.

Remember when I walked you home the other night?

Yeah?

What?

Yeah!

What?

Hey, I gotta get to work.

Ah cool, I'll walk ya down.

Okay.

Nah nah nah nah nah, I'll walk her down.

Gibby can walk me.

I'm walking you down!

Okay.

Hey Benson, did ya find the video of that chick with the freaky thumbs?

What was it called?

Freaky thumb chick.

Look up freaky thumb chick.

No. I'm trying to find a website that sells...

Video chat request?

Uh-huh.

Who from?

Uh, the real Jimmy Fallon.

What?!

Really?

Shut the fridge!

You don't think it's really Jimmy Fallon do you?

I'll know in a click.

Hey guys!

What!

You are Jimmy Fallon!

I know!

And you're the iCarlys.

It's true we are.

Oh, yeah. Right here.

Hey, thanks so much for mentioning our show on your show.

Well, thank you for mentioning my show on your show.

Yeah, sure! Happy to.

Are you serious? Of course!

Yeah, your show's a lot of fun.

So listen, I dunno if you guys would be up for it, but...

Ya wanna come to New York and be guests on my show?

New York?!

Us?!

You're inviting all of us to be on your show?!

True chiz. You guys in or what?

Yeah! Come on.

Confirmo! Come on.

Cool. I'll have my producer connect with you guys later today, and set everything up.

Ok. We'll be here. Excellent. Thank you! Gibbeh!

Okay. I'm clicking off now.

Wait, how do I... how do I do this?

Just click that box.

That's Tina Fey. I love her so much.

You're so knowledgeable.

Oh my gosh!

Oh!

Oh.

Wait, wait, wait. Oh, look it's Jimmy again.

What ya need, Jimmy?

Ah, sorry guys, just I clicked the wrong thing. And I...

Tina? [ Music ]

How?! How could the dumb airline lose my luggage?

It's probably on it's way to Brazil.

Don't say that!

Hey, too late.

Ha.

Whoa.

Losing my luggage.

Woo!

New York, baby!

Woo-hoo!

Man, I love New York!

Hey look, that's a bike messenger.

Hey!

Oof!

Wow. Yeah. New York!

Proud New York! Proud New York.

Help me!

New York!

You alright?

Yep.

Okay.

[ Speaking foreign language ]

I don't know what language you're screaming at me in?!

No! No!

You are the bad person!

[ Speaking foreign language ]

Come on. Come on.

No! No! Calm down.

Just go. Get out of here.

Hey! Put the camera away!

Turn it off!

You all right?

Okay?

That one's mine.

And this one's mine.

I'm the green one.

Yellow for me.

Oh!

And none for me.

Stupid airline. Losing my luggage.

Ah, don't sweat it, Gib. We'll take ya shopping.

Kay-kay.

Uh, what is this weird lump on your neck?

Oh, I call it "little Gibby".

It's got a nice feel to it.

Thanks.

Okay.

We don't have to be at NBC for eight hours.

So first, let's check into our hotel and then...

Awesome, you check us in.

And we'll take Gibby shopping.

But I can't get all this stuff...

Let's go, Gib.

Come on, quickly.

Let's go.

I'm gonna go to the top of the Empire State Building with my G.I. Judo, and I'm gonna let him parachute all the way down to the street.

That's cool, but first could ya...

See ya!

All right.

[ Honking ]

Whoa! Hey guy! Why don't you watch...

[ Speaking foreign language ]

I should stay out of the street.

[ Music ]

Hey look. That guy's selling clothes.

So?

We're taking you to a real store.

Yeah, I don't think you can buy quality clothing from some dude off the street.

Is that guy selling meat?

Oh, so Gibby shouldn't buy clothes off the street, but you're gonna buy meat?

I like street meat.

Ah, have you forgotten what happened last year at the Seattle Street Fair, when you bought a pork chop from that dude with one arm?

Yeah, I'd have been better off just eating his other arm.

Let's go see what that guy's got.

Ah excuse me, Sir?

Yeah, what do you want?

Uh, I just got here from Seattle, and...

The airline lost my luggage, so I need some clothes.

We're gonna be on Jimmy Fallon tonight.

All of us.

We do a web show, it's called iCarly.

I like your hat.

I need pants.

Eh.

Hey, what's this "Screaming Mel" doll?

Push the button.

Ah! I'm so angry!

You lied to me!

Where's my script?!?!

Why would anyone want this?

No one does.

Hey hey, look at this.

These are some whiz-bang pants.

Gibby...

Those are hideous.

Hideously awesome.

Yes.

Like my daughter, Fook-la!

Yikes!

We're so sorry.

That's rough.

Anyways, I want these pants.

Ten dollars.

Will ya take three bucks?

Absolutely.

Pay him.

Right.

Did you need a shirt?

Nah, I'll just wear this shirt.

Do you sell belts or underwear?

No. Do you?

No.

Then why should I?

Ah! Hey guys.

Spencer, what's up?

What's up?

Did you throw your G.I. Judo parachute guy off the top of the Empire State Building?

Yeah.

So what happened to it?

I dunno. I was watching him float down, and then the wind blew really hard and I lost him.

Aw. Bummer.

Yeah.

Thanks for the pants.

Yeah yeah.

All right, let's bounce.

Okay. Let's hit it.

Poor Fook-la.

Hey mister man!

I think your friend just landed!

Hey!

My G.I. Judo!

I thought I lost you, but we are reunited my friend...

Oh!

Geez.

Gee.

[ Speaking foreign language ]

Here it is.

[ Speaking foreign language ]

I don't understand your language!

[ Speaking foreign language ]

Hey. Here's your smoothie, now go sit down.

Did you add the feminine boost?

No, I forgot, but Jimmy Fallon's just about to introduce iCarly!

I need the feminine boost! I'm starting to grow hair in new places.

Hey! Jimmy's introducing iCarly!

Everybody shut up!

Welcome back.

Quiet everyone!

My son is about to be televised!

If you've never heard of iCarly, then something's wrong with you, because these talented teenagers have taken the Internet by storm.

So wake up the kids and set your safe search to weird, because here comes Carly Shay, Sam Puckett, Freddie Benson, and Gibby!

[ Music ]

Members of my nation. It's your time to be...

Nice to see you, welcome to the show. Thank you so much.

Hey, how's it going?

All right.

Buddy, nice to see you. All right.

Come on.

Yeah iCarly!

That's my son!

Go Freddie!

Listen to them! They love you guys. They love you.

That's amazing.

Yeah!

So okay, I guess it's no secret that I'm a big fan of the iCarly web show.

Oh, thanks. Oh, appreciate it. Thank you. Show's a lot of fun.

And we love your show.

Oh come on, you're just saying that.

No, we watch it all the time.

Hey Jimmy, look.

I bought these pants on the streets of New York.

They're pretty cool. They are cool, right there.

Ah, but did you guys get a Screaming Mel doll?

No.

Screaming Mel?! You didn't get it?

No. No.

Well, guess who did.

Hooray!

Pointlessly angry.

Now one of my favorite bits you guys do on iCarly is...

"The cowboy and the Idiot Farm Girl"

"who thought the cowboy's mustache was a squirrel".

You guys know what this is? I love that one.

Thanks.

We love that one.

Now, would you mind giving the audience a little taste of that?

Please, please, please!

Uh...

I didn't bring my mustache.

I happen to have a mustache right here.

Come on. Please!

Okay.

Okay I'm ready!

Well, thank ya there, Mister Fallon.

Now, as a cowboy, I do reckon this here must be uh Idiot Farm Girl.

Hi.

Does your squirrel speak Spanish?

Oh my God I can't believe this is happening.

This ain't a'no squirrel on m'lip.

This here's a mushy-stash.

When your squirrel pees do you get squirrel pee in your mouth?

Dang it!

Okay okay, that's enough, don't spoil me. Give that stachy back.

Ah, now Freddie...

He's asking Freddie a question!

Freddie, I hear...

That your mother's a huge pain.

Uh well, she can be a handful, but I wouldn't say she's a pain.

Hmm.

I would. Yeah, she's a pain.

She's pretty bad. Yeah, she is.

Yeah, sorry Freddie, your friends have spoken.

Now, if you guys are up for some fun, I was thinking that...
Is that Spencer?

Hey.

Uh...

Does anyone know who ah...

Spencer!

Jimmy Fallon everybody! Yeah!

Live TV, you guys uh... sometimes things go wrong.

What are you gonna do? Right Screaming Mel?

You're turning my children against me!

Whoa, relax Mel. Anyway...

If you iCarly kids are up for some fun...

Follow Uncle Jimmy.

All right. I'll do anything.

All right. Now, on iCarly, you guys do a lot of "random dancing" am I right?

That's true.

And on this show, we do a bit called "dance your hat and gloves off".

Yeah.

So we thought it'd be all kinds of fun if we combined both bits...

Into one super-bit called...

"Randomly dancing your hat and gloves off".

You guys down?

Yeah.

[ Music ] Randomly dance your hat and gloves off.

Gonna dance 'em off. Randomly.


Please release the mirror ball!

Smooth.

Get your hats and get your gloves, you guys.

Okay! You know the rules...

No touching your hats or your gloves...

You must remove them by whipping your arms and heads like maniacs, while the song is being played, that's how ya do it.

You guys down? Everybody on board?!

Yeah. Yes.

Okay iCarly!

Randomly dance your hat and gloves off!

Random dancing!

[ Music ]

That's it. That's two points! That's good. Yes!

Tight. Get those gloves off!

Get that glove off! That's good!

Ha-ha.

Dance them hats and gloves off!

Whip your limbs Freddie!

Whip 'em good!

Oh my God.

What?

Gibbehh!

Well, thanks for having us on the show, Jimmy.

We'll be right back.

[ Music ]

I know, I know, look, I'm sorry.

Look I didn't know the kid's pants were gonna fall down.

I know. I know it's cheap comedy.

We didn't plan it.

We're back from commercial in sixty seconds.

Okay look, Lorne, I gotta go.

No, I love you.

Okay okay, that's enough duct tape.

No, no! Use more duct tape.

A lot more.

Okay, all right.

Tape those pants on permanently.

Would you chill?

I will heat!

Ha ha hey! Hey good job, guys.

That went pretty well.

'Til Gibby danced his pants off.

It's not funny!

I know!

It's really not.

I don't disagree.

I think it was very wrong and bad that all of America...

That all of America...

Saw Gibby's danger zone.

I'm a child.

Ok I'll get back to you. Um, hello?

Hi.

Who are you?

Jason, I'm one of Jimmy's producers.

Oh. Hey. Hello.

Um, any reason this kid decided to drop his pants in the middle of our show?

He didn't mean to.

I am a victim of gravity.

And loose pants.

They were cheap street pants.

So, when his pants fell down, you're sure it was definitely on camera?

You wanna see what the audience saw?

Uh... eh... well...

Yes!

Roll back "the incident".

You mean the sh*t that aired?

Yeah, show me what people saw at home on TV.

Your hat and gloves off! That's good! [ Music ]

Oh my gosh!

Hah!

Well, that's hard to miss.

Gibbeh!

That's a naked Gibby.

Well, that's insulting.

What's she vomiting into?

That's Questlove's hat.

You okay, kid?

Yeah, yeah I'm fine.

Nope!

Blagghhhhh!

We're back in five, four, three, two...

[ Music ]

Okay, uh we're back. Uh...

If you all saw the iCarly segment before the commercial, you witnessed a disturbing incident.

So, I'd like to apologize for Gibby's pants malfunction.

Trouser wowzer, whatever you wanna call it. But hey, live TV, right?

Yeah.

What'd you think about it, Questlove?

Hey, I'm just looking forward to wearing my new hat tonight.

Oh yeah. That's right. Questlove bought a new hat today, you guys. Fun stuff.

Join me tomorrow night when my guests will remain fully clothed.

Goodnight everybody! [ Music ]

Come, on!

Yes, Sir. No, his pants were not supposed to fall down.

No, I don't know why he wasn't wearing underwear.

You okay?

Uh...

Yeah I think so.

If only I could throw up the memories.

I can't believe that used to be a turkey sandwich.

I understand. Yes, I'll make sure they're there.

That was the NCC.

Yeah, we're not really fans of women's basketball.

The NCC is the government.

They're in charge of what you can and can't show on television, and the Internet.

Oh.

Oh man, did we get Jimmy in trouble?

I guess we'll find out tomorrow.

The NCC wants to meet with all of us at noon.

Wait, I'm supposed to wake up by noon?

We'll be there.

I ah, I feel kinda bad about this.

Kinda?!

Gibby, come with me.

Where we going?

To apologize to Jimmy Fallon.

No, I don't wanna go.

Come on, Gibby.

We have to. He has every right to be mad which is why we're going to apologize.

I think that used to be lettuce.

Gibby! Gibby, come on.

Stop.

Gibby.

Um, excuse me...

Jimmy?

Hey, Carly.

Hey, what's up?

Just ah, wiping down the old desk.

Uh, Mister Fallon?

Yeah, Gibby?

I'm...

I'm sorry about what happened, ya know, with my pants.

Hey, it's okay.

Ah, quick question though?

Yeah?

Why no underwear?

Oh, his luggage got lost.

And I didn't have time to buy any.

Oh, well here, have a free pair of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon underwear.

I didn't know they made those.

I make 'em myself.

I have my own loom.

Wow.

Cool.

Yeah. Hey, look, you kids better run.

I gotta lock up the place, turn the lights out.

Ah, you guys, stay cool.

Thanks, Jimmy.

'Night, Mister Fallon.

Hey, Lorne, I'm on my way home.

I feel really bad about my pants.

Well, at least you didn't vomit in Questlove's hat.

Hey! What's this in my hat?!

Go! Go go go!

[ Music ]

Hey.

Hey!

You guys wanna know what I'm doing?

So check it out. I bought one of those Screaming Mel dolls, and see?

I made him look like me!

I Spencified him!

Remember how we used to scream stuff?

Well, I wiped his audio chip...

Gross.

And I put my voice on it, so now it says stuff that I often say! Like...

Carly, I'm home!

Who wants Spaghetti Tacos?

Quick! Call the Fire Department!

Can you make him say "I've gotta quit playing with dolls and get a job"?

Ya know...

I think these Jimmy Fallon underpants make me look slimmer in the hips.

Carly, what do you think?

I don't really wanna think about your hips.

Unreal.

What? iCarly still has three of the top ten worldwide trending topics.

What are they?

"Gibby's trouser wowzer".

"iCarly pants whoops".

And "iBlame Fallon".

Ugh. That's so unfair.

It's not Jimmy Fallon's fault the Gibbyot's pants fell down.

Yeah, but people are saying it's Jimmy's fault, which is why we're gonna apologize publicly.

We can go live on iCarly dot com in thirty seconds.

I don't see why we have to apologize.

Gibby's the one who flashed his flapjacks on national TV.

Yeah, but we're all part of iCarly so we're all gonna apologize.

Ugh!

I just swallowed my keys!

Hah!

What an idiot!

You guys ready?

Yep. Let's do this. Whatever.

Hey, try to keep your pants up.

I'm gonna tighten his belt.

My belt's already tight enough... oh! God!

I think something popped!

Good.

There. Now let's do this.

In five...

Four...

Three...

Two...

Hey there. I'm Carly.

Sam.

If you happened to catch us last night on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.

Then you probably saw a little more Gibby than you needed to...

Or wanted to.

Never buy pants on the street.

Nah...

Only buy your pants from a licensed pants distributor.

Anyway, what happened on the Jimmy Fallon show was...

Totally our fault.

Not Jimmy Fallon's fault.

Jimmy didn't even know that Gibby was wearing defective pants...

He did not know.

So if you're upset, shocked, or nauseated by what you saw last night...

Blame us.

Or more specifically, blame...

Gibbehh.

And now, little Spencer says...

I'm Carly's brother...

Ah!

Ah! Ah! Put it out! Put the fire out!

There's a fire! Put it out!

[ Music ]

And your name?

Jason Gipps. Producer of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.

Uh, I just wanna say...

I went to law school...

Briefly...

So...

Yeah.

This isn't a courtroom.

The NCC is a government agency.

Well, I think we're done here. Good meeting you all.

Sit.

Young lady, the NCC has a responsibility, to make sure that television and Internet entertainment, are appropriate for their audiences.

A lot of kids were watching the Jimmy Fallon show last night when...

"It" happened.

They were street pants.

We're not blaming the pants.

It's what the pants did.

No more questions.

What's wrong with him?

No one's clear on that, Sir.

So you guys don't serve anything at these meetings?

No snacks? Juice? Nothing?

Sam!

Like it'd k*ll 'em to put out a plate of crackers?

Stop.

Suck on this sugar.

Listen, I just wanna say what happened on the show last night wasn't Jimmy Fallon's fault.

Not Jimmy's fault.

Gib! There's no microphone.

I did not take the microphone.

Well, I'm sorry, but we can't ignore what happened.

Why can't ya?

Because that young man displayed his nakedness on national television.

And the penalty for doing that is a fine of five hundred thousand dollars.

Well, it was Jimmy Fallon's fault!

Sam!

Don't.

Yeah yeah, right before the show, Jimmy walked up to us and said...

"Hey, ya know what'd be funny? If this idiot's pants fell down".

So then we were all, "okay, Mister Fallon, whatever you say!"

Because, ya know, we respect adults.

That is not true! It's...

False.

And that's not a good Jimmy Fallon impression.

Please calm down, Mister Gipps.

The impression was not great, not bad, I'd give it a B plus.

And we know that the pants incident was not the fault of the Jimmy Fallon show.

How do you know that?

What happened on the Jimmy Fallon show was...

Totally our fault.

Not Jimmy Fallon's fault.

Jimmy didn't even know that Gibby was wearing defective pants.

He did not know.

So if you're upset, shocked, or nauseated by what you saw last night...

Blame us.

So, I guess we're gonna have to pay that five hundred thousand dollar fine.

Either that, or we'll have to shut down ickerly.

It's pronounced iCarly.

Ah. Sorry. iCarly.

[ Music ]

That's my hat.

[ Music ]

Five hundred thousand dollars?

How are we supposed to get that much money, huh? How?

Oh give it up, we're not.

Well, then the NCC is gonna shut us down, so goodbye iCarly.

No! That web show is my life. My life, Carly!

What kinda pickle is this?

That's a dill.

It's not a dill.

I think it's a dill.

It's not a dill!

I'm sorry I yelled, I'm very upset, I...

You and your dumb pants, you just had to buy street pants.

How many times you want me to say I'm sorry?!

Five hundred thousand!

Fine. I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry...

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

This is a dill.

It's not a dill!

Over here.

Well?!

You figure out a way to get us the money?!

No. I called dad, I called granddad, Socko, Socko's dad, and I got nothing!

I got nothing!

Ah, that's a good pickle.

Did you try asking Fallon if he'd pay the fine?

Yeah. He said he would lend it to us, but he lost a bunch of money on that Christmas album that nobody bought.

What Christmas album?

"It's beginning to smell a lot like Fallon".

Right.

Look, let's all just be honest...

Okay. One time...

I used a litter box.

My cat freaked out.

I meant...

We're never gonna raise five hundred thousand dollars to pay that fine.

So, iCarly's over.

You guys want some more dill pickles?

Ha!

What?!

Come on!

Litter box?

[ Music ]

Hey, what time are we supposed to be at the airport by?

Our plane doesn't leave 'til two A.M. but we might as well get there early.

Yeah. I just wanna go home. I mean, this whole trip has been so...

Sam, you can't steal the lights off the walls.

Show me one sign in this hotel that says we can't steal things.

Okay, how about that sign right th...

You stole the sign that says "please do not steal our things."

Ah!

Aah!

Wah!

Ah!

Okay, how could you start a fire in the shower?

You tell me!

Geez!

[ Knocking ]

Who's that?

I think it's someone knocking on the door.

Oh. Hi.

Yes, I'm with them now.

Hey, I'm glad I caught you guys.

Shouldn't you be at the Fallon show?

Yeah. It's on right now.

I know. I think, after the show, Jimmy wants to talk to you guys about something.

Is this about Carly puking in Questlove's hat?

Oh I forgot, Questlove also wants to talk to you about his hat.

Well, thanks for reminding him.

Fine, whatever, let's go see Jimmy.

What the...

Ah!

Stupid. Flammable. Towel!

Come on.

[ Music ]

So Jeff, what is that? Some type of crazy duck?

No. No, this is a penguin.

Penguin. Right. Also known as "the duck of the north."

No, that's not true.

But, is it true that penguins eat soup?

Yes. They love cream of mushroom.

That's a classic soup.

Yeah, and sometimes...

Jimmy! Jimmy they're here! The kids!

Get rid of Jeff! Kids are here!

Awesome! Later Jeff! Take care.

But I have more penguin information.

Bah bah bah bah bah!

I don't have time for your mutant ducks, take care buddy!

But I...

Bye!

Hey guys, look who's here again... iCarly!

[ Music ]

So wake up the members of my nation.

It's your time to be. There's no chance, unless you take one.

And it's time to see. The brighter side of...


Hey guys, welcome back.

Thank you. Thank you. Yeah.

Um, your producer said you wanted to talk to us after the show.

Yeah, that was a big lie.

Oh. Ah. I see.

Cool. Fibby.

So, we're here why?

Well, I've been thinking about your little problem with the NCC, so yesterday morning, I tweeted this out.

Hey! iCarly's in trouble and they need money.

If you have any spare cash, don't save it for your kids future bring it here and give it to iCarly.

Wow.

Thanks, but...

Shut up!

You're not gonna believe this.

But ever since my tweet, kids and parents have been showing up here all day and night, bringing whatever money they could scrape up, just for you guys.

Really? That's great. Cool.

So check it out.

This jar contains eighty-seven dollars and forty-five cents.

[ Music ]

Yay?

Dude, that's nowhere near enough mon...

Shut up again!

Because this isn't all the money that people brought. Quest...

Can you play some happy ending music, please?

[ Music ]

Now open that curtain!

Oh my God!

Whoa-ho!

This is insane!

Dinero gigante!

Money!

How much is that?!

Higgins?

Jimmy, you're looking at five hundred seventy-six thousand and ninety-four dollars!

Ah!

Oh my God!

Wait. And this is all for us?!

It's all for iCarly!

Wait wait wait wait wait!

Did anyone hear that bell ring?

I did!

And Jimmy says every time a bell rings, a penguin gets his soup.

Jimmy, thank you so much!

You saved iCarly!

Don't thank me, thank your fans. And me.

Okay, iCarly is saved.

A penguin had some soup.

Questlove washed the vomit out of his hat...

And that's our show! Goodnight everybody!

[ Music ]

Yeah!

Woo!

We did it!

We did it!

Woo!

Ye-haw!

Hey!

Woo-hoo!

Woo!
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