02x07 - No Can Do

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A teenage girl moves with her father to the suburbs of Miami, Florida, where she learns that she is a witch who is said to have great powers and abilities, as are many of her classmates, good and bad. Based on the Latin American series Grachi.
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02x07 - No Can Do

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Jax: [Powers zapping]

[Gasps] Jax!

Jax: [Laughs]

I told you not to appear in my house like that!

And get your feet off my collage.

Have a little respect. Sorry.

What, that's a... that's a lot of pictures of Daniel.

[Laughs]

What do you want?

I...

Need your help.

The full moon.

You know how it changes people.

Yeah, so?

Well, it's...

Changing my appearance... a lot.

Watch this.

[Grunts]

Yeah, um...

That's a lot of change. Wait, it's...

It... it's not happening.

Look, Jax, if you think this is...

[Powers zapping]

[Screaming]

♪ I cast a spell ♪
♪ it takes a hold of you ♪
♪ I see my dreams ♪
♪ and they're all coming true ♪
♪ come on, let's go ♪
♪ you and me together ♪
♪ look up ahead ♪
♪ there's a magical adventure ♪
♪ Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ I'm trying Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ I'm going Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
Every Witch Way

Oh, no, Jax!

Stay back!

[Squeals]

I mean it.

Stay away.

Please?

I don't know how to change you back.

I'm sorry.

I'm going to have to transport you out of here.

Hope you can swim.

Jax: [Powers zapping]

[Laughing] What?

The look on your face. [Laughing]

Did you just... was that...

That wasn't funny. Are you sure about that?

'Cause I'm pretty sure I see you smiling.

You think you and I are in the same spell bracket, but try casting one in a straightjacket.

[Fingers snap] [Powers zapping]

Hey!

Now that's funny.

Emma, why'd you do that?

You know I can't reverse the spell without using my hands.

Get me out. Now!

No can do.

You go home and think about how funny you are.

Emma, wait. This isn't you.

Think about it for a second.

The full moon... hm... Emma, wait.

No! No! Emma!



Emma's dad: Emma, hurry up. You'll be late.

I'm hurrying. I'm hurrying.

Where are my shoes?

Are we walking to school together or what?

You're not ready? I overslept.

But don't worry. My dad's taking us.

Uh, your dad left and said...

[Clears throat]

"Tell Emma, as principal, if she's late again, "she'll get a detention.

And as a dad, make sure she has breakfast."

What am I doing?

I wish I had special tool that got me ready for school.

[Fingers snap] [Powers zapping]

Uh, guess you're ready, then.

Violets are blue, frogs are green.

Make my room tidy and clean.

[Snaps fingers] [Powers zapping]

Awesome! Do mine long distance.

Violets are blue, frogs are green.

Make Andi's room tidy and clean.

[Snaps fingers] [Powers zapping]

Whoa! That was both awesome and really dumb.

I got carried away.

I really hope my mom wasn't in the room.

We'd have a lot of explaining to do.

I don't know why I did that.

It's like I've lost the filter between my thoughts and my spells.

Today is so gonna be an awesome day.

Let's go.



There's no other explanation.

Emma must have cast the "love spell", therefore, she got her powers back.

I'm not saying she doesn't have her powers back.

But why would she use them to cast a "love spell" on your mom and her dad?

To be Maddie's sister and share her shoes, of course.

It's the American dream.

Oh, soph, that's so sweet.

And for that, you get to brush my hair.

Oooh, yay!

Katie: All I'm saying is we don't know if Emma has her powers back.

We need to find out. [Laughing]

It wouldn't be fair for her to have her powers while I don't have mine.

[Gasps] We need proxy.

He can help us figure this out.

What? Diego? No!

He doesn't even know how to brush your hair properly.

He made it all tangled last time.

Wait, I'm starting to think you like him and want him around.

No!

Don't you see?

I need him to get me my powers back.

If Emma has powers, they're probably mine and...

Or her came back, which would make more se...

You're right. She might have your powers.

But how are we gonna find out?

Easy. We need to "push" Emma to cast a spell.

Push? Got it! Push.



I don't know what's going on.

I'm feeling...

Free.

Like I can say or do or cast any spell I want.

Well, hey, as long as you're on a roll, why not spread the love?

I'm not giving you wings.

I don't want wings.

My dad and I are rebuilding that propeller plane... the 2k50.

You have the weirdest hobbies.

Aviation repair refurbishing is a very cool hobby.

You keep telling yourself that.

What I really want is a shark in my pool.

Not even a great white.

A mako or a hammerhead will do.

This thing, it's like...

I think of wanting something and bam!

The spell's cast.

Yet, I have no shark.

Hey, that's my locker.

Yours is way on the other side of the school now, remember?

Oh, yeah, then my combination won't work on...

Hey, look at that. Did you do that?

Hi, Jax, and, no, I didn't.

I don't need em to fight my battles.

I have a crafty brain and a box of tools for that.

So, let me guess. Mine's now...

Wa-a-a-ay on the other side of the school.

I had to walk home in a straightjacket.

Everyone thought I was a runaway from the psych ward.

Aw, poor jaxy waxy.

Jax: [Laughs]

Straightjacket?

What straightjacket?

I put Jax in a straight Jacket last night.

See what I mean?

That's actually the sanest thing you've done all year.

[Gasps]

There's Emma.

Let's start our mission.

I've got her! [Roaring]

[Loud thud]

Mission accomplished!

What was that?

What?

You said we had to "push" Emma.

So I did. Maddie & Katie: [Sigh]

That's not what we meant by pushing.

We wanna know if she has her powers back.

That was weird... even for Sophie.

Want me to go get her for you?

You pushed me to the floor, now up your hair will go.

[Snaps fingers] [Powers zapping]

Oh, no! Oh, yes!

Your hair!

Static electricity. Happens to me all the time.



I can't believe I just did that to Sophie.

Me neither.

Getting revenge on our enemies is usually my job.

I didn't want revenge.

I can't go on like this. If someone catches me...

We should call Lily and tell her what's happening.

I don't think Lily will help.

What's going on here?

It's my new office. Don't judge.

It's not finished yet.

I'm still waiting on the flat screen TV and I still haven't decided what colors to paint the walls.

This is the nurse's office. You can't just take...

[Sighs] Never mind.

I've got bigger problems. Maybe you have a cold?

Nah, I haven't sneezed...

Say "ah!".

Andi...

Uh, no, you're fine.

Let's call Lily. She'll sort this thing out.

Wait! She doesn't know I gave Daniel his memory back.

If I tell her, she'll pressure me to break up with him.

Well, we need to figure this out.

I mean, we can't both be wild and impulsive.

I know.

And I know exactly who to talk to.

[Laughing] That's the full moon, Emma.

It has a different effect on everyone.

You never know what you're gonna get.

But it's always a fun time, though.

Casting spells without wanting to is not my idea of fun. Oh, you wanted to.

You were just stopping yourself.

I feel like there's nothing between what I think and what I do.

Like now I want a bag of cookies and...

[Powers zap] See what I mean?

Yes, and perfect timing. I'm starving!

But somebody could see me.

Well, if they do, just erase the memory of what they just saw.

After what I just went through with Daniel, I don't want anything to do with memory-wiping spells.

But now that I put the idea in your brain, you won't be able to not think about it, and then, instinctually, do it.

No! I'm gonna wipe the thought of memory-wiping out of my brain.

And how's it workin' out for ya?

Oh! It's all I can think about.

I've gotta get back to class.

And the sharks win again!

I'm here with team captain, Daniel Miller.

So, Daniel, just a couple of days ago you said you didn't know how to swim.

And today you b*at the dolphins.

What's your take on this? [Self conscious laugh]

I don't know what you're talking about.

You promised to ask only about the meet.

Of course, of course. Next question.

How is your relationship with Emma Alonso?

Congrats. But only silver?

Daniel b*at me in the 400.

He did? You didn't use any...

[Whispers] Magic?

Nope. [Laughs]

Why not?

You mean besides your pimple of a sidekick who's threatening to call the council on me?

[Laughs] You're scared of Andi?

You think I can't b*at Daniel without magic and that's not true.

I came in an eighth of a second behind him.

And next time, I'll win.

I always win in the end. You'll see.


Mother: [Sighs]

Come on, Robbie, you know the rules.

No liquid nitrogen if we're not home to supervise.

All right.

Thank you!

Hi, Mrs. Miller, t3.

Hi, Emma.

Hi, Emma. I am so happy you could baby-sit.

My aunt gertrude is only here until tomorrow and he's terrified of the t3.

Us?

One teeny tiny prank and she hates us.

We did glue her entire room to the ceiling.

Both: Classic! [Palm slap]

Maybe I should stay home and help.

[Laughing] No, no, you don't.

Aunt gertrude loves you, and truth be told, I'd rather her pinch your cheeks than mine.

Daniel: Bye, Emma.

Mother: Behave.

T3: We will.

And they're out!

Yeah. [Laughs]

Let's get this show on the road.

I hope we have enough potato night rats...

What's that?

Oh. Don't worry.

He means potassium nitrate. Potassium what?

Wait, what are you doing?

This is going to be the biggest fireworks display Miami has ever seen. Fireworks?

No way! I can't let you guys do that.

You know it's no use.

There's three of us.

And only one of you.

We'll see about that.

[Snaps fingers] [Powers zapping]

Oh, no! What did I do?

[Powers zapping]

[Thunder crashing]

[Snoring loudly]

Oh.

[Snaps fingers]

[Thunder crashing]

I won! Big money! Big money! Big money!

[Powers zapping]

[Thunder crashing]

[Voice fading]

Oh, man...

Sweet dreams.

Look, if you let me go, I promise not to tell anyone about your plans.

Oh, you mean you won't tell anyone? Really?

About my plan to destroy the magic realm and all the witches but me!

Uh, no.

Oh, I'm sorry, you must be mistaking me for my former pre-full moon self.

She was dumb enough to fall for that.

Tommy? Robbie?

I have treats.

I came as soon as I could. What happened?

I, uh...

Lost the t3. What do you mean lost the t3?

I lost them.

The t3 were making fireworks and they wouldn't listen to me and it was dangerous, so then I panicked, and I thought I'd try to stop them and then...

And then what?

I turned them into hamsters.

Oh, no problem. Just change 'em back.

Great plan!

If I could find them!

Yes, I'm starving.

No!

I'm using these to attract the hamsters.

I don't think hamsters like nachos.

But Tommy does. They're his favorite.

Tommy? I got nachos.

See? Not interested. Now gimme!

I say we smoke 'em out.

I don't even wanna know what that means.

It means we fill the garage with smoke and the hamsters will have to run outside where we'll be waiting. We can't do that.

Why not? The t3 does way worse on a daily.

There! I see one! Where? [Gasps]

It got away.

Oh, this is bad.

Daniel's gonna be home soon.

We need more help fast. I'm calling Jax.

[Powers zapping] [Gasps]

Jax: Um...

What am I doing here?



You again? Don't you ever give up?

Actually, Maddie invited me over.

She says she forgave me for making her stop calling me proxy.

[Sighs]

Well, not only are you a kanay, but you're a stubborn kanay.

Now shoo!

But we're supposed to hang out.

Sho-o-o-o!

What? Is this...?

Do... do I have new powers?

Uh, Mrs. van pelt? Mrs. van pelt!

What?

[Sighs]

Kanays, always transforming into things and getting stuck where they're not wanted.

What? I-I-I'm transforming into a sofa?

Oh, relax. It's only temporary.

I'm stuck! To the sofa!

Take the sofa with you.

I was thinking about getting a new one anyway.

Ple-e-e-e-ease! Can you help me?

Me help you? [Scoffs] That's a good one.

Look, the sooner you help me, the sooner I leave.

Fine!

I need you to close your eyes.

Tight! Hm?

And now sing! Sing! At the top of your lungs.

As loud as you can.

Wait? Why?

So I can cast...

Don't ask. Do.

[Heavy sigh]

♪ You're a grand old flag ♪
♪ you're high-flying flag ♪
♪ and forever in peace ♪
♪ may you wave ♪

[starts incantation]

Did you say something?

No! No! I... keep singing! Louder!

[Shrieking] ♪ you're a grand old flag ♪
♪ you're a high-flying flag ♪
♪ you're a grand old flag ♪

I won't leave him stuck there, even though I should.

Separate this connection from the couch.

[Powers zapping] You can stop singing now.

Oh! Thank you, Mrs. van pelt!

[Gasps]

Thank you so much.

Thank you. Thank you.

[Shudders, speaks gibberish]

Oh...

They're on their way home. I'm done for.

Daniel's gonna get home and find out that I turned his siblings into hamsters.

And lost them.

I don't have to worry about the council forcing me to break up with him.

He's gonna break up with me.

Now you don't have to give up your powers any more.

See? A silver lining!

I got one!

Two down, one to go.

There!

Okay, great. Now change 'em back.

Maybe you should do it.

Me?

Him?

What if I think the wrong thing and then turn them into something else?

Something... worse.

Emma, you can do this.

Just focus on turning them back into humans.

If any other thoughts creep in, just imagine you're a boxer and punch 'em outta your brain.

[Approaching vehicle]

That's them!

Okay, I'll go distract them with some fireworks.

No!

Just relax and focus, okay?

I'll take care of Andi and I getting outta here.

Take my hand. Ew! No!

If you wanna get outta here, you have to take my hand.

I really hope we don't land in the pool.

Jax: [Powers zapping]

Emma, we're home.

You're back.

How did they behave?

Really well.

We did?

I'm really tired.

Yeah, me, too.

Like I've been running non-stop for hours and hours.

Wow, I've never seen them so tame.

You should baby-sit more often.



Give it up. Your phone's toast.

[Laughs] Get it? Toast?

'Cause it's burnt to a crisp just like a piece of...

Omgg! I think the memory card might be okay!

Quick, give me your phone!

It's all here! I'm saved!

Daniel: [German accent] Ja, I like zee dolphins.

Sharks are all ugly and scary.

So, I want zee dolphins to win.

I knew Daniel was acting weird... don't ya think?

Daniel: Do I know how to swim?

I guess.

You guess?

The captain of your swim team asked if he knows how to swim.

Maybe it was an abstract question like...

"To be or not to be."

Do I or do I not know how to swim?

You always cover for him. But I'm a journalist.

You know that repeating it doesn't make it true.

Something's going on with Daniel and I'm gonna find out what.

For a minute, I thought you were doomed.

Whoa! Don't you guys knock?

Why is the short human here again?

She's the "chosen one"'s sidekick.

But who you callin' a sidekick?

But, um... [clears throat] Yeah.

Why are you here?

Well, we just wanted to see how you were coping with the full moon.

It can affect the "chosen one" more than others.

And you wanted to see if I've decided to break up with Daniel.

Well, only if you have to.

If, hypothetically, he got amnesia, doesn't remember you... he does!

He remembers everything and so do I.

I remember who helped me, and who didn't, when Daniel got amnesia.

Hypothetically.

Are they talking in some type of code?

No. I haven't decided.

But I do wanna say that I think this is totally unfair.

Things should be fair.

Maybe that's something witches don't value, but humans do. Yeah, we do.

Aye. Desdemona, what do you think?

Maybe we should take her opinion into account.

She is the "chosen one"... a courageous one.

Yes, my thoughts exactly.

Wait! What did you say?

I mean, do what you think is fit.

Ah...

Agreed.

Emma Alonso, you have until the end of the full moon.

Give up the human or lose your powers forever.

Lily?

[Coughing] Traitor!

Now for your punishment.

Not so fast!

Whatever you do to Emma, you have to do to me, too.

Not a problem.

Wait!

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