02x09 - The No-Sleep Sleepover

[bunniefuu]

I'll clean up.

That's okay, it's my turn.

No, no, no, I got it.

You got more important things to do like scrapbooking, playing zombie apocalypse, getting ready for Maddie's surprise slumber party.

I'm gonna go get my scrapbooking kit.

I'll set up for zombie apocalypse.

Both: What?

Surprise.

Have fun.

Dad, there's no way we're going.

Please, guys, look, since the school year started, Maddie's just driving everyone insane at iridium.

So what's new?

Well, it's getting worse.

And you know I've got teachers asking me to be transferred out of the district?

There's only so much a principal can do.

So you want us to suffer through a sleepover for the good of the school?

Exactly.

I... I mean, just please... please help me.

I'm desperate, please.

Okay.

Yes.

Thank you.

Hold up.

I never said yes.

What's in it for me?

Besides knowing that you helped saved the sanity of iridium high?

Yeah.

How about a master key that opens all the doors to the school?

No way.

Okay, an unrestricted, anytime hall pass?

Try again.

Unlimited free mozzarella sticks from the cafeteria?

Is this ever gonna end?

Okay, an air freshener for my locker?

Fine, that I can do.

Okay, well, then I'll need to go home to get my Bo staff.

Bo staff?

What for?

To keep Maddie at least five feet away from me at all times.

I'll meet you outside Maddie's.

At least one week of free mozzarella sticks?

Mm.

[Heavy breathing]

Okay, hey, no.

No more magic.

Oh, will you look at the time.

Well, I'm gonna need some help setting up if I'm gonna have everything ready by the time the girls get here.

Mm, I can't do this all by myself, so hang this for me like a helper elf.

Emma.

Maddie.

Andi.

Katie.

Andi.

Maddie.

Emma.

Katie.

Jimmy.

Aren't we doing favorite names?

♪ I cast a spell ♪
♪ it takes a hold of you ♪
♪ I see my dreams ♪
♪ and they're all coming true ♪
♪ come on, let's go ♪
♪ you and me together ♪
♪ look up ahead ♪
♪ there's a magical adventure ♪
♪ Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ I'm trying Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ I'm going Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ Every Witch Way ♪

What is that?

My tent.

Wow, I knew you belonged in the wild, but I didn't know you'd bring the wild into my house with you.

[Laughs]

Where's my Bo staff?

Calm down.

We've only been here ten minutes.

We've still got 12 hours to go.

Listen, we both know none of us want to be here.

So can we at try to be civilized so we can make it through the night?

I don't know what you mean, Emma.

I'm really happy you're here.

You are?

Of course.

[Thunder rumbles]

What was that?

That... thunder.

There's a storm inside the house.

Quick, Emma, do something.

The storm's getting stronger.

Cast a spell and save us, Emma!

What are you doing?

What... stop it!

It's a storm!

Nice try, but I told you I don't have powers.

But I have a Bo staff, and you better run.

I'm glad we're doing this.

It seems like forever since we've done an all-nighter.

Yeah, since you started dating Emma.

And you started hanging around Maddie all the time.

What?

No I don't.

Chill out, dude, it's fine, I don't care.

I just thought she'd driven you insane by now.

She has.

And I can't get enough of it.

Dude, you need to get your head checked.

Hey, guys, thanks for inviting me to your sleepover.

Both: All-nighter.

Sleepovers are for girls.

We're men.

You just ate my magic alfalfa beans.

So where should I put my stuff?

Whoa, storing up for the apocalypse.

Uh, don't touch, that's the t-3 supply closet for all their pranks and traps.

They've organized it just the way they want it.

Um, right.

So, what do we do now?

Oh, good.

I wanted to talk to you in private.

Sure, did you want me to smooth out those wrinkles with extra-strength foundation?

No, thank you.

I wanted to make sure that you were keeping my little, insy-winsy secret.

You know, the one about the future favor.

Mm, let me check my favor box.

Katie, Katie.

Sebastian, Katie.

The mayor of Miami, Katie.

Prime minister of Canada.

Oh, here it is.

Mrs. van pelt for keeping the secret that she has Maddie's powers.

Yeah, that's the one.

Don't worry, your secret's still safe with me.

Um, why does a prime minister of Canada owe you a favor?

I can't tell you.

It's a matter of national security.

Oh.

I think if we connect the net to the pulley, it should be set.

Or not.

Let's look again at the blueprints we drew.

To make this thing work, I don't need a map, turn these supplies into a sweet trap.

Guys?

I think it...

Hey, guys.

I fixed it.

Awesome.

So what should we do with it?

Nothing.

I have such bad luck these days, if we try to use it, we would get in trouble.

And Mr. Alonso would probably end up covered in pudding, milk or in the pool.

It's too bad.

It's a pretty cool trap.

Yeah, I mean, what's the point of making a trap if it can't be used?

Guys, I don't know.

Ugh, just look at it.

So beautiful.

So full of potential.

Just crying out to be used.

All right, who do we use it on?

I heard the girls are having a slumber party tonight.

Okay, how are they?

I made them myself.

Mm, nice and crunchy.

Oh, good, I'll go make some more.

All: No!

Oh, look how excited you all are.

I can so make these.

No, mother, these are disgusting.

They taste raw.

Did you even cook these?

You're supposed to cook them?

Ugh, even I know that.

Just go get us some pizza.

But that's... it's not on the itinerary.

Mom!

Okay, I'll go.

Katie, go with her.

What?

Why?

To make sure she doesn't pizzas with her gross gourmet toppings like anchovies and duck meat.

This is miss information arriving at the sleepover of the century.

Can you believe it, folks, Maddie's arch Nemesis Emma Alonso is here?

[Whispering] This could be a recipe for disaster.

I can't wait.

Wait, she's gonna film the sleepover?

We have to go change our clothes.

Oh, are we wearing our totally not planned outfits we planned out earlier?

Once I set up the live stream, you'll all be able to watch all the drama go down in real time.

Oh, [Unintelligible]

The current score is Emma and Andi, five.

Sophie and Maddie, 47.

Bunny ears.

[Whispering] Two words.

Two words!

Hey, you can't do that.

You're opening a Jack in the box.

You're churning butter sideways.

[Whispering] Movie.

Movie.

Wait, time out.

Okay, you guys are cheating again.

Well, so are you.

No, we're not.

Please, like you guessed "walk like an Egyptian" from Andi doing this.

Ah, yeah.

You're just... you must have used to magic to look at the paper.

Or she just guessed correctly.

You're just mad because your team's losing.

Both: Because you're cheating!

[Sighs]

Can we please do anything else?

Anything?

Yes!

Ah, Andi, I wouldn't...

Great, then it's makeover time.

[Laughing]

Of course, if someone wanted to make our makeup kits disappear, then we wouldn't be able to do makeovers.

Please.

I can't.

And then I better get those unlimited mozzarella sticks.

How are we gonna get in?

There's a kitchen window that's always unlocked.

How do you know?

Oh, that's right, you dated Maddie first.

And if that doesn't work, we can climb that big tree.

It goes right up to Maddie's room.

Oh, look at Mr. know it all, showing off his knowledge of Maddie's house.

[Laughs] You're jealous.

Dude, chill.

I am chill.

I'm the chilliest guy there is.

I'm Mr. chill.

Hey, soph, I need you to... Agh!

What did you do?

Gave her a makeover.

Ah.

I love it.

It's undead chic.

Maddie, don't you love it?

I do.

Zombie makeup is totally in right now.

It is?

Yeah, yeah, it's in all the magazines.

Here, let me do yours.

Uh...

Maddie's real good with horror makeup.

Just look at her.

[Sighs] Do you want just came back from the dead?

Or been dead so long my skin's melting off?

Oh, skin's melting off.

Coming right up.

So much good stuff is happening here.

I've gotta go all out.

Andi?

Don't look at me, I'm hideous.

What's wrong?

Maddie gave me a makeover.

Oh, let me see.

Don't even think about it.

Okay, fine.

You'll miss my 12-camera live stream broadcast.

[Electrical crackling]

Hello?

Boys: Ah!

Ah!

Zombie!

Something's got Diego.

[Screaming]

[Unintelligible]

[Screaming]

I'm gonna make a run for it.

I'll get Diego.

[Screaming]

I hope the creature doesn't get me in here.

Emma, Emma, where are you?

Ssh, we need to hide.

No, I have to find Emma.

You're no good to her if you get zombiefied.

She must be around here.

Maddie?

Let's check her closet.

Maddie always hides in there.

Oh, of course you would know that.

Seriously.

Let go.

We'll go faster if you walk.

Don't leave me.

I'm not going to leave you.

You have to walk before the creature gets us.

Why didn't you cast a spell to help Diego?

I tried, but someone bumped into me right when I...

Busted.

I knew it.

I... I... fine, yes, I have my powers back.

But we have bigger problems now.

When?

What?

When did you get your powers back?

Uh, just a couple days ago.

Listen, Maddie, I'll tell you everything, but we have to go.

We have to find the others.

Why?

To help them.

Let's go.

Where are you going?

Into my mom's closet.

It's got a titanium lock, like mine.

So you're gonna hide with your mom's shoes while we battle the creature?

Mm, yep, sounds about right.

[Laughs]

What was that thing?

I don't know.

But it's gotta have something to do with magic.

Don't look at me.

But Emma and Maddie both lost their powers.

So who could have done this?

I overheard Mrs. van pelt say that their powers probably transferred to another nearby witch.

Nearby witch?

Do we know anymore witches?

No.

But maybe the witch that stole Maddie and Emma's powers sent a creature here to destroy them.

And keep their powers forever.

We've gotta save the girls.

What happened to the lights?

I don't know.

One minute I'm plugging in all my high-powered, heavy-duty live streaming equipment, and then the next... buzz, lights go out.

So you blew a fuse?

No.

Maybe.

I'm gonna go try and find the fuse box.

No, don't leave me.

What, you'll be fine.

If the creature comes out, just play dead.

Does that work?

About 50% of the time.

Why did we agree to come down here again?

Because we have to protect the girls.

Plus, you need to prove yourself as a man after you screamed like a little girl in front of Maddie.

I did not.

Agh, Agh!

Jax, are you okay?

Yes, I'm fine.

Have you seen Emma?

No, why?

Because I have to make sure she's okay.

We decided we should set up the trap we brought to capture in the zombie.

How do we know it hasn't just left on its own?

[Indistinct mumbling]

It hasn't.

I can hear it mumbling.

[Mumbling continues]

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America.

And to the Republic for which it stands.

♪

I'll have the pepperoni pizza pronto.

I don't have time to waste.

Oh, I remember these.

Hello.

Picking up an order for countess van pelt.

Countess?

What?

I could be a countess.

Well, if it isn't Miami's best principal.

Oh, don't worry, I'm not following you.

I just came to get pizzas for the girls.

Good to hear.

[Laughs] So how's it going?

Oh, fabulous.

The girls, they absolutely love my...

Uh, you know what?

I... I should go, because I need to warm the bottles for the girls for bedtime.

Okay, bye.

Get the pizzas.

Get the pizzas.

I can't even see.

Ow!

So how are we gonna lure this in?

You have to be really subtle so it doesn't...

We're over here!

Yummy humans with fresh brains ready to eat!

Real subtle.

Is that Diego?

Now!

Agh!

We got it, we got it.

Oh, oh!

That was it?

That was the big trap?

Indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

It's Sophie, guys.

Sophie, are you okay?

Don't worry, we'll get you out of this.

Hey, I fixed the...

[Screaming]

Agh!

[Screaming]

Ah!

What's going on?

Finally, pizza's here.

That took forever.

So, good thing I factored in boy's crashing the sleepover into the itinerary.

So we can stay?

Nice try.

In the car now.

Bye, guys.

Bye.

Okay, bye.

If someone doesn't help me take this makeup off soon, you'll wish there was a zombie here instead of me.

I'll do it, as long as I can film it.

Come on, soph, we should get that makeup off, too.

It looks like it's starting to melt your face.

And then I'd look like a zombie forever?

Uh, you could.

Cool.

[Whining]

I figured it all out.

When I lost my powers, they landed on you.

That's crazy.

Not any crazier than the foolio moon giving you powers.

Now give them back.

I don't know how to do that.

So you admit it?

No, I'm saying hypothetically...

I was right.

You better watch out.

No, you better watch out!

Ah!

You are right.

I have powers and you don't, so don't mess with me.

What's gotten into you?

Who knows?

Maybe it's the "foolio moon."

Maybe it's the Berry taste tuna tarts.

Whatever it is, I'm not backing down.

Now back off and let me eat in peace.

Oh, well, at least it looks like they had a fun time.

Oh.

This plant must have tipped over last night.

It's too heavy, so turn it upright.

What the...

How did you do that?

Uh, I... I... I...

Is it the fool moon?

There's a... oh, yes, yes, yes.

It's... it's the fool moon.

And so it gave you powers?

Must have.

Oh, phew, you know she has Maddie's powers, too.

Now I don't have to keep your secret anymore.

Wait, you have Maddie's powers?