02x11 - Double Trouble

[bunniefuu]

I'm pretty sure we did.

But I was gonna show you how I was able to go the beach and not get in trouble for skipping school today.

Not interes... fine, show me.

So many places to go, people to see, I can't do it all, make another one of me.

[Laughs] Pretty cool, huh?

You... have a twin?

No, I have a clone.

Jax junior at your service.

Do you summon him all the time?

Nah, just when I wanna do something special.

You know, skip school, go to the movies, sleep in.

And then you send Jax junior in your place to things you don't want to go to?

Yep, I haven't gone to the dentist in five years.

Junior over here goes for me.

No cavities.

That's amazing.

Not that you haven't gone to the dentist in five years.

That's kind of gross.

But that you have two yous.

The more Jax to go around the better.

It's pretty much my life motto.

And this... it's allowed?

I mean, witches and wizards can clone themselves?

Uh, depends what your definition of allowed is.

If you mean permitted by law...

Yeah.

Then no.

But if you mean unofficially tolerated by the witches council...

Yeah.

Okay, it's not allowed at all.

Ah, the spell is very old and very illegal.

How did you get it?

I saw my dad using it once.

That's how he runs his company.

He's...

[Knocking at door]

Mr. Alonso: Emma?

Open the door for me, my hands are full.

My dad!

He can't see you.

You know, you've got this vein that pops out in your forehead whenever you panic.

Jax!

Relax, I've got this.

Junior, go hide in Emma's room.

No, wait!

Emma, I'm about to drop this pizza, and it's our favorite.

Anchovy caram...

Got it.

Hurry, Maddie.

Does it smell like barbeque in here?

[Sniffing]

Ha, ha, she's kidding.

I think it's coming from over here.

I don't know.

What if he... I mean, I get electrocuted or something?

Then you'll have my dream hairstyle.

I'm perfectly okay with holding onto your powers for you until you're say 18...Or 30.

You know, 55 would really work for me, too.

There, power transfer begin.

Au revoir, powers.

We had some good times together.

[Electrical buzzing]

[Whispers] Proxy?

This isn't working.

I'm not getting my powers back.

You're doing it wrong.

I'm done!

Yeah-ah!

Powers are still mine!

♪ I cast a spell ♪
♪ it takes a hold of you ♪
♪ I see my dreams ♪
♪ and they're all coming true ♪
♪ come on, let's go ♪
♪ you and me together ♪
♪ look up ahead ♪
♪ there's a magical adventure ♪
♪ Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ I'm trying Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ I'm going Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ Every Witch Way ♪

Somebody's been messing with our stuff.

Don't look at me.

And four co2 cartridges.

Why would I steal them?

I don't even know what they're used for.

Tsk, tsk, tsk, so young.

So innocent.

How do you guys afford that stuff anyway?

Your allowance is 50 cents a week.

Both: Grandma.

Dinner's ready.

Ah, finally getting to Shakespeare in school.

Not quite.

Mr. Alonso cast me as Romeo in the school play.

I didn't know you liked acting.

I don't.

I especially don't like running around in tights in front of the whole school pretending I'm in love with... Sophie.

It's Sophie is playing Juliet?

Oh, that is so cute.

And rehearsals are at the same time as shark practice.

I think Mr. Alonso did that on purpose, because he hates me.

Okay, Daniel, he doesn't hate you.

He... he's trying to teach you a lesson.

Like the lesson Sophie taught you when she superglued the oven so you wouldn't eat us?

Exactly.

You know, why don't you just go over there and talk to him and see if he'll move things around?

I don't think so.

Four out of five times that I'm around him, I do something that gets me more detention.

Okay, Daniel, you will be just fine.

Just... try not to break anything or spill anything on him.

Or accidentally set anything on fire.

So it was like a math party?

The cake was in the shape of a plus sign.

[Laughs]

And the party favors were sudoku.

Worst party of the year.

[Laughing]

Long story short, that's why I don't celebrate my birthday.

Well, you can't let that stop you.

Just imagine, you could have a pinata in the shape of a vector.

[Laughs] You see, he gets it.

Hey, if you like math, why don't you come to my presentation for the big brains club of Miami?

I'm introducing a new theorem on Pythagoras.

Triangles 2.0! Oh!

Dad, I don't think Jax would be interested in...

I'd love to.

When is it?

Tomorrow night at school in my old classroom.

Emma's coming, too.

Oh, we've got big brains coming from all over the country.

[Laughs] Can't wait.

Hey, Jax, why don't you stay for dinner?

Are you sure?

I don't wanna intrude.

Oh, no, we've got plenty of pizza, stay.

Okay, thanks.

I like him, he's so nice and polite.

Why don't you two...

Dad, don't start.

I'm just sayin'.

Hey, em, I left my wrench here earlier, I just...

What are you doing here?

Hi, Andi, just making a collage for Emma.

Yeah, right.

You probably came in here to steal something, didn't you?

Where's hex?

Oh, the hexoren.

Can I see it?

Back off.

I know jiu-jitsu, sort of, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Calm down.

I just wanted to have a look at it.

That's it, I'm getting Emma.

No, don't do that.

I was just about to leave.

We'll see about that.

Yeah, you better run.

So what do you think?

Mm, it's good.

Water?

It'll only make it worse.

Hey, em, you won't believe who was just...

Andi.

Jax?

Where did you come from?

Weren't you just...

You didn't... in front of...

How'd he get in here?

I just saw him in your...

I'll explain later, I promise.

Okay, but I swear I just saw... all right.

But you better tell me everything and it better be good.

Oh, what kind of pizza is this?

Anchovy caramel.

Ew, do you guys even have taste buds?

[Laughing]

Look, I know you're upset about your powers.

And I just wanted to say thank you.

For what?

For not hurting me.

I knew you wouldn't.

Well, I... you don't know anything.

I stopped because it wasn't working.

And now I'll never get my powers back.

Yes, you will.

I'm gonna find the giant ball of scraps.

You didn't find it before.

It's probably long gone by now.

Look, if it is, I'll make one.

I'll use my savings and buy all the aluminum foil in Miami.

Hey, I'll get some scraps and other metals that the t-3 have laying around, okay?

Ugh.

Is that a yes?

We are so finding that giant ball first.

Two jaxs?

I can barely stand one.

Yes, it's a very illegal spell that he got from his father.

Illegal as in the council would hate it?

As in big trouble.

Yes!

No, Andi.

No telling on Jax.

He's our friend.

What, no he's not.

He's a shady wizard with a lame second-rate dirt bike.

You were drooling over that bike last week.

No I wasn't.

That was... soda spilling out of my mouth from gagging at how lame his bike is.

Hey, guys.

Danny, you didn't come over last night.

I figured you were busy spending time with other people.

I wasn't.

Well, Jax came over to help me with...

I know, I saw.

You did?

How?

Through the kitchen window.

♪ Stalker Danny, he's just a friend, nothing more, he...

That's okay.

I know that.

But I saw how your dad was around him.

Laughing, putting his hand on his shoulder.

The only time your dad put his hand on my shoulder was when he was slipping on the batter that I spilled.

You're jealous of my dad and Jax?

I know Emma.

Strong arming her won't help.

I don't understand what you think you've achieved here, desdemona.

We qualified for regionals in basket-team-ball.

That's not even a real sport.

It is now.

We agreed to this arrangement so you can monitor Emma.

But you have no inside information, nor have succeeded in convincing her to give up the boy.

I think I should put my training on hold and come back until after the full moon.

It may be for the best.

No, no, no!

This is my operation, and I've got it under control.

Your entire plan to blend in and get information on the chosen one isn't working.

Perhaps you've been out of the human world for far too long.

Me?

She's the one that doesn't even know what basket-footy-ball...

We're running out of time!

If you cannot influence the chosen one, we'll have to pull you out.

I'll fix it.

I've got a plan to get closer to the boy.

And when I do, that relationship will be over.

What is all this stuff in my office?

Make sure you get an a-plus in math.

I'm trying to impress Mr. Alonso.

Oh, don't worry, I studied.

What did I tell you about that?

Don't go filling our head with information I don't need to know.

Just use magic.

Okay, got it.

[Bell rings]

Ah, you're late, go.

How did you get that anyway?

The janitor.

He uses it to find kids' retainers in the trash cans.

Oh, hey, Maddie, there you are.

Look what we have.

The weird stick the janitor uses to find retainers?

It's a metal detector, so we can b*at Diego and find...

So we can help Diego in finding the giant ball of scraps.

Well, if it isn't the wicked, powerless witch of the west.

How dare you call me that?

Yeah, this is the east coast.

Also known as stage left.

If I had my powers, you'd be a... a... possum by now.

Yeah, hanging upside down by your tail.

Yeah, which by the way is awesome.

How do they do that?

And if I had my powers, I would...

Oh, wait, I do have my powers.

Now hop along.

Huh?

Wait, what?

How dare you?

Make it stop!

Jax, wait!

Me next!

And sophomore Nicky feinstein got her braces off yesterday just in time to break up with gigantor Joshua.

Watch out, everyone.

Meanwhile in the girl's room, we caught Cameron Jones spilling juicy secrets about her best friend Megan, who most definitely was not...

Gigi rueda, stop this immediately.

Principal Alonso, what a surprise.

I'm live on camera three with Sebastian...

You know what, that's it, that's it.

To my office, both of you.

Both of you.

You may take away my camera, but you can't take away my freedom of speech.

This is censorship.

Agh!

Ms. Alonso, permission to speak to you as old man Alonso, your father?

Permission granted.

Yeah.

Don't forget we're leaving for the big brains club presentation at 5:00 sharp, okay?

I thought you said it doesn't start till 6:30.

I need at least an hour to set up all my visual aids.

Okay, okay, I'll be ready.

Now back to principal Alonso.

Do your work.

Hey, I'm so excited about tonight.

It was really hard, but my dad got us tickets...

Tonight?

Our anniversary.

Dinner at 5, and then we're gonna see "twilight on ice."

You didn't forget, did you?

No, of course not.

I cleared my schedule just for us.

Great.

See you then.

You have got to stop gossiping.

I mean, you're invading people's privacy and... what are you doing?

I'm live blogging this meeting.

But my followers are depending on me.

Principal Alonso.

Adolescent learners.

Ah, coach desdemona.

I'm in the middle of a meeting.

I'm here to volunteer to direct the school paly.

I'm putting this on miss information.

I am a seasoned actress and producer.

But directing has always been my dream.

Miss information.

You... gigi?

That's me.

You wanna be my assistant director?

I'd love to.

Not you, mop head.

You.

Are you in?

You know, Ms. rueda has detention all week.

Wait, I think it's a great idea.

This will keep you too busy to gossip.

But, dad, it's not silly.

It's our anniversary.

Mr. Alonso: You promised me.

I've been working on triangles 2.0 for months.

Ready in five.

What am I gonna do?

Mr. Alonso: Let's go, Emma!

The big brains don't like tardiness.

So many things to do, people to see, I can't do it all, make another one of me.

Hi.

Hey.

This is so weird.

I don't even get how this works.

Well, I created you to go on the boring date with dull Daniel, while I suffer through the biggie, brainiacs convention thingy.

Wait, I created you.

Potato, potahto.

And Daniel's not dull.

Sure he isn't.

"Twilight on ice"... way to live on the edge Danny boy.

Well, I'm excited.

Now remember to laugh at dad's cosign joke.

He worked on it all week.

I know, I was there and bored beyond believe.

Why are you being so mean?

Don't ask me.

I'm you.

So ask yourself.

I'll figure it out later.

Gotta go.

Let's go, Francisco.

I don't got all day.

This is perfect.

What a great idea.

I can't take all the credit.

Melanie helped.

She's baking dessert as we speak.

More juice?

Why thank you.

Robbie, what are you doing back there?

Uh, getting ready for the next course.

It better not be a prank.

I'll take those.

Oh, no.

An anniversary prank, really?

What, no goo?

Not for you.

Mr. Alonso: And he said...

Hey.

What'd I miss?

He bored two scientists to tears, and they ran off.

[Laughs] That's bad.

And you've only been here ten seconds.

I've been here 45 minutes.

Jax: Too bad we can't ditch.

Sure we can.

[Whispers] Wait.

You can't go.

Your dad will get upset that you left, and I won't get any brownie points for staying.

Sure you will.

You know that guy who looks exactly like you but less cool and does all your homework?

You mean junior?

Yeah, him.

Get him here pronto.

You and I are busting out of this joint.

Hey, the best part is coming up.

He's going to talk about convergents.

I should take notes.

I thought you said we were getting out of here?

You are.

The other Emma's waiting for you.

You used my spell.

Excellent.

Ssh, I don't wanna miss this part.

Junior's on his way.

Have fun, or whatever this is.

Where did you get that?

I made it.

You made that?

Using what?

All the aluminum foil in the seven, some metals from the scrapyard.

But mostly stuff I borrowed from the t-3.

Hey, mom, I'm ready to go to the mall.

Ew, the chandelier is ugly.

It's a giant ball of scraps to transfer your powers back.

What?

How?

We made it.

I ruined my manicure.

You did that for moi?

No they didn't.

I did it.

Well, what are we waiting for?

Let's do it.

Okay, Mrs. van pelt, you...

Mrs. van pelt!

Mother!

I'm on it!

Mrs. van pelt: Ow!

Got her.

I was just changing into my mourning my lost powers outfit.

Agh!

Maddie, are you okay?

Did it work?

Watch out, world, the witch is back.

[Laughs] That was amazing.

You know I've snuck into buses and concerts and movies all before, but never all in the same night.

Clearly you almost got us caught a bunch of times, slowpoke.

[Laughs]

I'm Jax, and I move like a turtle.

I don't know if it's the full moon or what, but you're a lot more fun now.

For the first time in my life, I feel alive.

Well, I really like you now.

This is really great.

You're really great.

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