02x22 - The Abyss

[bunniefuu]

Emma, the clones, you.

Yes.

Emma, the clones, me.

That's why I like you, agey.

You get me.

This is why the council forbids cloning.

You never know which part of a person will get amplified.

And which part would that be, agey?

My chattiness?

My goody-goodyness?

My inexplicable love of glitter?

Your evil part.

[Laughing] Are you serious?

[Imitating agamemnon] "Your evil part."

You cannot be allowed to roam freely, especially with the last light of the fool moon approaching.

Why?

You think I might not try to stop Desdemona from destroying the realm?

Well...

Don't be silly.

Of course I'll stop her.

And then I'll destroy the realm myself.

You wouldn't dare.

What are you doing?

Oh, just imagining a dark, gray blob of nothingness.

Nothingness?

Ah.

[Laughing]

We have to hurry.

Desdemona could show up any minute.

Now what?

Throw it up and hope there's a portal open.

It worked, on the first try.

[Gasps]

[Grunting]

Agamemnon?

Ramona?

You're in limbo, how?

Desdemona trapped me.

She's up to no good.

And you know how I got here.

Yes, I guess I acted harshly.

Mm-hmm.

So if we're all in here, who's guarding the realm?

All: Oh, no!

♪ I cast a spell ♪
♪ it takes a hold of you ♪
♪ I see my dreams ♪
♪ and they're all coming true ♪
♪ come on, let's go ♪
♪ you and me together ♪
♪ look up ahead ♪
♪ there's a magical adventure ♪
♪ Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ I'm trying Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ I'm going Every Witch Way, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
♪ Every Witch Way ♪

Hey, Em?

Guess what?

I tied my own shoelaces this morning.

Oh, congratulations.

Really?

That's it?

That's all I get?

What do you mean?

Well, I've been learning to do things without magic like you wanted.

But it's like you don't even care.

I'm sorry, I've just got other things on my mind.

Like what?

Uh, losing my best friend.

Oh, that.

Yeah, that.

I gotta get to class.

Emma, wait!

Hey, Daniel, what's up?

I just wanted to see how you're doing with the whole Andi thing.

I'm hanging in there.

Never mind, it's no big deal.

It is a big deal.

I tried talking to her yesterday.

You did?

Yeah.

I even let her win at the griping mushroom hunt.

You let her win?

I mean, no, she smoked me but...

I told her it was my fault.

I told you to send him back into the game.

He was about to sink his teeth into Sophie's brain.

You had every right to...

[school bell rings]

Oh, no, I'm gonna be late for class.

Wait, uh... Could you meet me after school today, 4 o'clock at our spot?

Sure.

Wait, Daniel?

Yeah?

Can we do 3:30 instead?

Sure.

Do you think these will grow into watermelons inside the cosmic trash can?

Soph, it's just a trash can.

There's nobody on the other si... such rude aliens!

No, soph, wait!

O-s.

It says sos.

What does sos mean?

Sos, it's like a call for help.

Lily.

Lily?

Could this be from nurse Lily?

Nurse Lily is an alien?

There you are.

I've been texting you all afternoon.

Oh, yeah, sorry, I was busy.

Listen, I think we should try again with the council.

Jax... and this time, maybe not bring the hex.

He blocked me from going in last time.

What was up with that?

Jax.

And if the council's not there, then I can just walk right in and grab my powers off of agamemnon's desk.

Jax!

Look, I've been thinking.

Oh, no.

No good sentence ever started with "I've been thinking."

And I don't think this is working out.

What do you mean?

I realized all the things you like most about me... when I'm impulsive, when I use magic to get what I want... that's not really me.

Of course it's you.

That's the fool moon and the excitement of learning new spells.

But underneath all that, I'm still just me.

Boring, responsible, glittery Emma.

Well, I... I...

I like that you're responsible.

No, you don't.

And that's okay.

But you should be with someone you can be totally carefree with.

Come on, Emma, we can make this work.

I know I've been selfish lately.

But after the fool moon, everything will change.

You'll see.

I'm sorry, Jax, but I've made up my mind.

But I do still wanna be friends.

Yeah, sure, what-evs.

Okay, then, I guess I should go.

Good.

Thanks for meeting me here.

Uh, these are for you.

What are these?

Daisies, your favorite.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Listen, I just wanted to apologize for everything.

First of all, for breaking up with you the way I did.

I-I just freaked out when I saw those emmas.

Yeah, I remember, I saw your face.

[Laughs]

Oh.

But not being able to be you these last couple of weeks, it made me realize something.

What?

That I wanna be with you.

Magic powers or no magic powers because...

[laughs] Oh, man, I tried to keep a straight face, but you... your sad puppy dog eyes.

You're just too much.

I don't get it.

I really thought I could make it through at least a day trying to be this version.

But it's just too hard.

This version of what?

Wait...

The goody-goody version of Emma.

The cheesy, honorable, always early Emma.

You!

Where did you come from?

Oh, a very special place.

Here, let me show you.

Emma, run!

Where... where are we?

Hey.

Hey, Andi.

Me?

Yeah, you.

What do you want?

And this better not be about Emma.

During the last light of the fool moon, Emma might be in danger by some bad witches.

What kind of danger?

Only heard rumors, but if they can get rid of the chosen one, anything can happen.

I mean, I wanna help Emma, but... you lost your powers.

And she won't help me steal them back from the council.

Well, wait, what does this have to do with me?

You and I, we're both mad at Emma.

And we still want to help her.

Wait, what would you have in mind?

You help me get my powers back, and I'll help you get Phillip back.

Wait, how am I supposed to help you do that?

My powers are being stored at the council.

Now Emma told me you know how to get in there.

So how about it?

Okay, it's a deal.

But if you double cross me, I'll tell miss information you cried while watching the video of a crippled goat taking his first steps.

How did you know about that?

Oh, I didn't, I was making it up.

But, hey, if it's true, even better.

Hello... oh.

You get out of here right now!

Now I'm gonna have to disinfect the whole living room.

Wait, we got a message from the magic realm.

You did?

How?

Diego opened the cosmic trash can... a black hole.

And this note flew out of it.

Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo.

Sos...

all: Sos!

Oh, I knew that.

"Lily, Ramona and agamemnon of the witches council. Uh, sent to limbo by rebel council member Desdemona. Aims to destroy magic realm at last light of fool moon. Send help stat."

This is my chance. This is my chance to proof myself to all witch-kind! I must save the magic realm from destruction.

Wait, where are you going?

Shopping of course.

I need the perfect savior of the magic realm outfit.

We need to find Emma asap.

Oh, she was just here with Jax.

I think they might have been fighting.

I have one more day for the last light.

If Daniel and Emma don't get together, then she will keep her powers.

She can block you from mixing the two lights.

Precisely.

That's why we have to be ready for plan b.

Ohh, is it another very detailed, elaborate and tricky plan?

[Laughs] Not exactly, we just lock her up.

Oh, speaking of the last lights, is our deal still on?

When you rule the world, I get to be the most famous journalist on the planet?

Oh, who cares about... of course.

But only if you help me find Emma right now.

Apb, apb, I need the location on Emma Alonso asap.

Okay, that's good enough.

Let's get the show on the road.

Okay, remember, this is exerting about 300 psi of pressure.

It'll hold it open for about two minutes, so you better be fast.

I know my way around.

Oh, yeah, that's right, you used to get in trouble a lot.

Socks, socks, more socks!

Tons of keys.

Wallets, sunglasses, remote controls.

My dad would love this place.

He's always losing his sunglasses and the remote.

This must be a place where lost things end up.

I think you're right.

I knew I wasn't crazy when I thought the laundry machine was eating my socks!

Look, there's a door.

Yes, but how do we open it?

Maybe... we can't be in here anymore, we've gotta go so unlock this door.

Maybe not.

That was a good idea.

I guess I'll have to do it the old-fashioned way.

[Creaking noise]

That can't be good.

No, definitely not good!

Ugh.

How are you gonna get to the door?

We have to find something to break the lock with.

How's that gonna help?

I don't know!

See, nothing's working.

The walls keep moving.

It stopped.

Jax, hurry up, I can't hold it much longer.

Jax: On my way!

I got it.

[Gasping]

That was a close call.

For a second there, I thought you were gonna drop...

[echoes] Ah, ah, ah, ah.

You almost gave me a heart att*ck.

Oh, please, I've got reflexes like a cat.

You need some help?

No, I've got it.

Really?

Because the vein popping out of your head says you don't got it.

What's the point in you trying if I can't even get it open?

Yeah, well, it's 'cause I loosened it for you.

Mm-hmm.

So did it work?

I mean, I did not go through all the trouble for it not to have worked.

[Mumbling]

Yes, it worked.

[Mumbling]

Okay, now, does this say savior of the galactical empire or what?

Watch, watch.

Mother, who cares about fashion?

The magic realm is at stake.

All: [Gasps]

Did I just say, "who cares about fashion"?

[Gasping]

[Crying] This is your influence.

Seriously, what's gotten into you?

I like it.

If the magic realm is destroyed, all witches will be destroyed with it.

That means my mom and me.

[Crying]

And Emma and Jax.

We have to do something.

Who are you calling?

Emma, we need her help.

Ew, we don't need her.

My magic skills are flawless.

Hmm.

Um, you did accidentally turn Sophie into a beanbag chair last week.

Ah, that was the comfiest five minutes of my life.

Hey, I know you're excited, but lay off the tools.

As you wish.

Get it?

Because I'm like a genie now, 'cause I got my powers back?

And I'm like a... okay, you get it.

Did you just break into the council?

Yeah, we did, so?

So why didn't you just ask me to do it?

What?

I did, like 20 times, remember?

And you got so upset last time, you broke up with me.

That's so silly.

Why would I ever do that?

Didn't the council see you when you broke in?

No, I just had to get into agamemnon's desk, and he wasn't even there.

Of course he isn't.

He's in limbo.

Why?

Because I sent him there.

Wait, e, is that you?

It's me.

I'm back!

What?

No way, Emma would never clone herself again.

She didn't.

The power of our rays colliding made some kind of strange energy beam that sent me to the abyss.

E, I can't believe it.

I've missed you.

Don't bother trying to go warn Emma.

You won't find her.

What did you do to her?

I sent her to the abyss, along with her lame-o boyfriend Daniel.

What? Why?

So she can't in my way when I destroy the magic realm.

Wait, you want to destroy the realm, too?

Don't worry, I'm sure there's tons of old, boring lost books in it to entertain them.

I have to go to the... oh, what is that?

You wanna join them?

No problem.

Hurry up.

Are you sure Emma is here?

Positive.

Several tipsters reported seeing her walk in just a few minutes ago.

Good.

I found the perfect place to lock her up.

Uh, there's still a chance she'll get back together with Daniel before tomorrow night.

But we need at least two members of the council to take her powers away.

And since Lily and agamemnon know about my plan to destroy the realm, I can't let 'Em out.

I'm so glad you're back.

Uh, and you're still wearing my jacket.

Of course I still am.

It kept me warm in the abyss.

It gets cold in there.

Hey, back in the hallway, what did you mean by "you want to destroy the realm, too"?

Do you know about Desdemona's plan?

Actually, that was my plan.

Well, my dad's.

I was supposed to trick Emma... the other Emma... into combining the last two lights.

That's why we were together.

What?

You were together?

Don't get jealous.

You're here now.

And together we can rule the human world as the most powerful magical couple ever.

You think your dad will go for that?

[Laughs] He doesn't have to know.

And once this is done, I don't have to do anything he says ever again.

He'll have to do what we want.

So... What do you say?

I say, this is the best plan ever.

Are you hungry?

I can look for something to eat.

Here's a half-eaten cheese sandwich.

I'm good, thanks.

Daniel, I'm so sorry you got dragged into this... Literally.

It's okay.

No, it's not.

You broke up with me because you didn't want anything to do with magic.

And now you're stuck here because of magic.

It's not that I don't like you're a witch.

I'm just scared of all the magic threats that could come after you.

Like a psycho principal or an evil clone of myself?

Exactly.

And since I don't have powers, I'm afraid I can't protect you.

Daniel, I don't care if you have powers or not.

I like you for you.

You could have four heads, no elbows, the biggest zit known to man... you'd still be you.

We should try more keys.

Em, whatever happens, I...

I know.

Me, too.

What's up, Desdemona?

Gigi?

What are you doing here?

This is a private office.

This is our chance.

Get rid of Emma now.

And Jax while you're at.

Oh, great thinking.

I'll turn them into flies.

Not so fast.

[Laughing]

Great timing, junior.

Let go of me.

Two jaxes?

Help me, Minion.

A little help here.

Junior!

You get rid of my Minion, I'll get rid of yours.

Ah, did you forget?

You don't have powers anymore.

As the leaf falls from the tree, from this spell may you be free.

[Crying] My Minion.

You little... stop fighting.

You can get more minions later.

We're here to talk about the last light.

You think you can stop me?

We don't wanna stop you.

We want to join you.

Join me?

We want to create an evil alliance of sorts.

I give you the real Emma, and you let us in on your last light plan.