03x18 - The Kanay Strikes Back

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I figured you'd have your girlfriend cast a spell and send you to a hideout or something.

We didn't think of that.

Is it too late?

Let's get started.

(Cracking joints)

Uh, uh, shouldn't we go over the rules first?

Kanay duels only have one rule.

There are no rules.

You got this.

Just do what we practiced.

I told you, I'm not dancing.

Don't worry, it'll be quick.

Wait, don't start without us!

Thanks for coming, guys.

What's this? Your fan club?

No, my friends.

Who's on your side?

All of Kanay kind.

And soon, you.

You know what? Let's do this.

Hold on!

You don't have to fight her.

If I fight her and defeat her, then I can make her stop this whole thing.

Make things go back to normal.

Normal? I think that ship has sailed.

Ooh!

Are we going on a cruise?

Guys, guys, guys.

Just step back and let me take care of business, okay?

All right, where were we?

We were quitting our yapping, so we could start fighting.

We should do a cheer!

Gimme a "P"!

Both: "P"!

Gimme an "R"!

Both: "R"!

Gimme a... "O".

"O"!

Both: "O"!

Oh, please stop!

There's no cheering at a Kanay duel.

What are you doing? Fighting.

No, you're just moving around in circles.

Throw some wind at me, a snowball, something.

No way, I'm not throwing the first punch.

Ugh! Giving up already?

Wow, I'm glad we could settle this peacefully, really, I am...

Oh!

Not bad.

But without fireballs and lightning, you're doomed.

♪♪
♪ I cast a spell ♪
♪ It takes a hold of you ♪
♪ I see my dreams and they're all coming true ♪
♪ Come on, let's go ♪
♪ You and me together ♪
♪ Look up ahead, it's a magical adventure ♪
♪ Every witch way-ay-ay-ay ♪
♪ I'm trying every witch way-ay-ay-ay ♪
♪ I'm going every witch way-ay-ay-ay ♪
♪ Every witch way ♪♪

What is it?

It's a transformation spell, but I think I can tweak it.

Oh, yes!

I knew you'd come through for me.

Phillip, did you hear that?

We have a spell.

Part of a spell.

If I modify the spell, it might work.

Okay, let's do it, then.

We need a few things first.

You should grab the other book.

Let me see!

You're the one that proposed this sort of antiquated spying technique.

We could've just conjured up a viewing orb, but no!

You had to drag me all the way over here.

I wanted to hear for myself.

Keep your voice down!

You're practically shouting.

I'm not shouting!

Whoa!

Silly book, begone!

Aah!

Ow!

(Straining)

A little assistance, please?

Oh!

You can't handle a little book by yourself?

Ooh!

(Chuckling)

Ooh!

Got him!

Let's go.

And bring that mischievous book with you.

And now for a little insurance.

Desdemona?

Jax? What are you doing here?

I don't know.

Get her, Proxy!

Fireball! Fireball!

Fireball!

(Screaming)

Hey! Leave her out of this!

It was an accident.

Besides, that's what you get for bringing a cheering section.

I'm okay!

I'm okay.

Just forfeit already.

Never.

You can do what you want to me, but I will never give into you.

Ugh!

If there's nothing I can do to you...

...then I'll just have to do it to her.

No, no, don't!

Stay away from her! Maddie, Panthers, go!

Go!

You're right, he is pixellating.

Yeah, of course I'm right.

Hey, that's my sandwich.

You know what? The salami helps calm my nerves.

You see why we can't send Phillip back into the game?

Yes. But let me do the spell.

No, wait, I don't trust you.

No more sandwich for you.

I trust you, Jax, but you're not strong enough.

Ouch.

What? Of course I am.

I'm sorry, but it's true.

Let me see the spell.

It's right here.

The hex is going to help us with the changes.

Yeah, I'll go get him.

Emma, spells like this require an even exchange.

The world will try to balance out.

What do you mean?

Well, you take Phillip out of the game, the game will try and compensate and bring someone else into it.

How do you know?

I don't know for sure, but we have to be prepared.

Things will change after...

Emma, the hex is missing.

Where could he have gone?

Desdemona took him. What?

How do you know?

When I was transported outside your house, I thought I saw Desdemona holding him c*ptive in a big net.

Oh, great! Why didn't you say anything?

It was just a strange scenario, okay?

I thought I just imagined it.

Yeah, stranger than you turning into a kangaroo or Phillip's arm pixellating?

Point taken.

We have to rescue him.

Uh, what are you guys doing?

We're testing our new prank.

We're in an epic feud with H2O.

And now that mom's given us our stuff back, there's no stopping us.

Our prank is foolproof.

But it's not leak proof.

There's a leak right there in the corner.

Oh, no!

Um, hi, Emma.

Sorry to barge in, but I need your help.

♪♪

So did I win?

I'm not sure.

But you threw some very pretty fireballs.

I did?

Oh, I did.

I got some pretty good hits in.

You did.

Maybe it was a tie?

Well, if it's a tie, do we have to duel again?

'Cause I'm ready!

(Groans)

I'm not sure.

I'll go get the Kanay book.

Ow, ow!

(Cell phone ringing)

Hello?

Diego, it's Mia, your new Kanay master.

Wait, are you sure you won?

Me and Maddie both thought it was a tie.

Are you kidding?

I smoked you, literally.

Now, listen.

I need you to... Hold on!

I'm still not convinced.

I had some pretty good moves.

Look, I'll prove it to you.

I order you to sit down.

Uh, no.

What was that?

That was me, proving I won the duel.

Now, I need you to come over.

No!

(Straining)

Sure about that?

No! I mean, yes.

(Straining)

I still can't find anything.

We really need to work on your dance moves.

And how can you dance at a time like this?

I'm not, I'm trying not to go to Mia's house.

What?

I gotta go.

I don't wanna go, but I...

...have to.

(Grunts)

Okay, that boy has absolutely no rhythm.

Tell me about it.

So, we have a plan?

As good a plan as we're gonna get.

How do we know the crystal's gonna work?

It amplifies the invisibility spell, so it should work on other spells, too.

And what about Mia?

What about her?

What if she comes for Emma while we're doing this?

She'll be weak from the spell and vulnerable.

She won't, I'll talk to her.

Oh, great, problem solved.

Who can resist one of Daniel Miller's famous talks?

Hey!

Yeah, he gives some pretty good pep talks at swim meets.

Why are you selling me out for Emma casting the spell?

What's in it for you?

Nothing. I don't believe you.

Why are you so ready to defend Mia?

It's like you were part of the Kanay cheering squad.

She's misguided, but she's not evil.

Oh, now, I don't believe you.

Why are you even here?

This has nothing to do with you.

It involves Emma and the realm, so it involves me, too.

Please stop fighting, we don't have a lot of time.

Yes, she's right.

So everyone know what they're doing?

Good, great, wonderful, let's go.

♪♪

And here it is.

(Door opens)

Mia.

Daniel, hi.

I'm so happy you're here.

Gigi?

What are you doing here?

Where's Mia?

Wow.

I was so thrilled with my work, I didn't realize I turned into Gigi.

My bad.

What was that? An old Kanay trick.

We can morph into different people.

Wow, that's...

I believe the word s you're looking for are "the coolest thing ever."

Maddie called me.

She wanted me to talk to you about Diego.

Isn't it great?

We're finally bonding, just like you wanted.

You're bossing him around.

Yeah.

And while I'm doing that, we'll be bonding.

It's not right.

You need to release him.

What? No way.

He lost a duel.

And he's taking Emma's side over mine.

Please don't do this.

Emma's not the principal.

I know you want revenge, but it's not worth it.

You have to stop this before it's too late.

Easy for you to say, you have a family.

You even have a little witch to do magic for you.

Witches destroyed my people.

I'm going to get my revenge.

One witch did that, you can't judge all of them based on her.

Yes, I can.

You don't know Emma.

She's going to be a great chosen one.

And if you stop this now, she won't let anybody hurt you.

Yeah. Right.

She won't and neither will I.

So drop this vendetta.

Make a fresh start, stay in Miami.

Maybe you're right.

Okay.

Mia! Where's Emma?

What is it?

It was you.

You kissed me that day on the beach.

You pretended to be Emma and kissed me.

Why?

I don't know what you're talking about.

I get it now.

You passed me the spider.

You lied, it wasn't an accident.

Does it matter?

We're in a different place... Yes, it does.

I believed you.

And I defended you, I even fought with Emma for you.

I was your friend.

Friend?

I'm sorry if you thought this was more than a friendship, but I've been clear.

I love Emma.

Get out.

You don't want peace.

You just want your little vendetta, that's it.

Get out!

You're serious.

As serious as a pixellating zombie.

And the council knows about this?

When you say "knows," what do you mean, exactly?

They don't approve.

Truth is, we don't even know the spell will work.

It will.

That's why we're here.

Look, this is crazy.

I can't have a zombie son.

I already have Maddie.

Exactly!

You see, you already have a witch for a daughter, and now you'll have a zombie for a son.

I mean, it'll be like Halloween 24/7.

You're the only one we can ask and none of our parents know about magic or the realm.

My dad already thinks you're his guardian.

This is not a part of our agreement.

And quite frankly, I feel like you're blackmailing me.

What agreement?

What is this agreement you keep talking about?

What... It's not a big deal.

If it isn't, tell me.

Um.

Sorry, why are you...

Girls, why is he staring at me?

Mother. Pretty.

Why, thank you.

He called you mother.

He really likes you.

Think about it, Mrs. Van Pelt.

Haven't you always wanted a son?

Yeah, I mean, just picture it.

(Laughing)

Say, Phillip, you missed a spot.

You know we said "son," right?

And more importantly, you know the difference between "employee" and "son," right?

I'll do it!

You will?

Yes!

Well, I always wanted an assis... Son.

I always wanted an "asis" son.

Great.

But, you have to do something for me.

Yeah, I know, another day with Mr. Alonso.

What?

(Giggling)

No, that's not it.

I want powers.

I know that yours are growing and that soon you'll take over the realm, and when that happens, I want powers.

I can't do that.

Oh, honey, of course you can.

You're about to turn the realm upside down by giving a video game character life.

Giving me powers is gonna be a breeze.

Uh, Phillip? Son?

Looks like you got yourself a family.

Mother. Pretty.

Wait, what do you mean he's got a family?

♪♪

I can't believe I'm doing this.

I love it.

Okay.

Now, is it even here?

I don't adhere to any rules, turn this desk into a mule.

Okay, so it's here somewhere.

But where?

(Footsteps approaching)

Okay, if I were Mia...

That's a scary thought.

Where would I hide the crystal?

(Chuckling)

Gotcha.

Lily, did... Did you transport me in here?

No, Mr. Novoa, I did.

Let me guess, you brought the crystal.

How did you know where I was?

Foolish boy, we know everything.

Now, give me the crystal.

No. Leave him alone, Aggy.

And for Pete's sake, can you please clean this up?

Who's Pete?

You cannot transport out of here, Mr. Novoa.

I'm blocking your powers now.

Give me the crystal and you can be on your way.

No, I just need to use it for-

Do not make me turn you into a worm.

Oh!

Get away!

What are you doing?

Now we both can't use our powers.

Lily, do not let him out!

I'll give it back as soon as I'm done, I promise.

You better.

You're fools.

And your foolish behavior will have consequences.

Now, give me the crystal.

I can't, I'm sorry.

Run, Jax!

What are you doing, Lily?

I'm sorry, Aggy, but you're wrong about this one.

It was here, I left it here.

I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.

You can stop shocking me now.

What are you doing?

My necklace is missing.

It's gone, someone took it.

What necklace?

What are you talking about?

The one my dad gave me.

The crystal de Caballero, it's gone!

Maybe you left it somewhere else.

Did you check upstairs?

It was here!

I shouldn't have taken it off.

I'm sorry.

It was the council!

You don't know that.

That's it.

We're gonna go get my necklace back.

And then I'm going to make them pay.

He's almost completely pixelated.

We don't have much time.

I know.

Let's give Jax a few more minutes.

Phillip, stay awake. Huh?

Andi..

Beautiful Andi.... smile.

Scary smile.

Hey.

Are you ready? Where's the crystal?

We're going to do it without the crystal.

Will that work?

It's our best sh*t. That double-crossing kangaroo.

When I get my hands on him, I...

We're wasting time.

From most the spell is hidden for its results are forbidden, but for me nothing is banned, for as chosen one, I am in command.

It will give me great joy to turn Phillip into a real boy.

It didn't work.

It's a big spell.

Bigger than any I've tried before.

Try again.

She needs the crystal.

It's okay.

Emma!

It's useless.

It's not working.

Jax isn't answering his phone.

Phillip.

Andi.

Don't worry.

I'm okay.

Stop! You're only gonna get weaker.

You've done the spell like a dozen times.

22 times.

I should have gone instead of Jax.

If I...

Jax!

I got it.

What took you so long?

I had to run here.

My powers don't work.

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!

Am I too late?

You better hope not.

Do it, Emma.

From most the spell is hidden for its results are forbidden, but for me nothing is banned, as chosen one, I am in command.

It will give me great joy to turn Phillip into a real boy!

Emma!

Are you okay?

Let me get her to the table.

Phillip?

Andi?

You're okay!

It worked.

It did.

Stop!

Ha, you're too late!

What have you done?