04x15 - Double Date

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04x15 - Double Date

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man: Previously on Grimm.

woman: Look for a book that won't open.

[air puffing]

Here's the spell she used.

Adalind called me.

She wanted to come over, and I told her I was gonna be out.

Nick: She knew you weren't gonna be home.

Juliette: Nick, it wasn't me.

If that was Adalind...

Oh, my God. I'm gonna be sick.

You don't know, do you?

What?

You are going to have another baby.

Is this what you want to spend the rest of your life with?

This is what's forever.

[eerie music]

♪ ♪

[three g*nshots]

[grunting]

[four g*nshots]

[grunts]

[g*nshots, grunting]

[shouting, gasping]

Oh, no. Oh, no.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

[breathing heavily]

[gasping]

[crickets chirping]

[phone ringing]

Juliette: Hi, you've reached Juliette. Leave a message.

[beeps] Juliette, call me.

We need to talk about this.

You good?

[plates and glasses clinking]

I love Portland. Don't you?

Time for me to go.

What can I get you?

A decent husband.

Sorry... just a dirty martini.

[sighs]

Excuse me. Are you okay?

Yeah. Yeah. I'm fine.

[sighs] Oh, God.

This is so stupid.

What?

Coming to a bar and watching myself cry.

I mean, I can just do that at home.

Why would you want to do that?

My husband just left me.

Oh.

[inhales sharply] Thank you.

Well... I hope everything turns out all right.

Well, he was a liar, so it turned out for the best.

I was just with him for half of my life and I don't even know what it's like to be single anymore.

Well... [chuckles]

It's not all that great.

But, I mean, a beautiful woman like yourself...

Oh, you're just being nice.

I'm being honest.

I haven't had honest in a really long time.

[heavy breathing]

[thump]

[laughing]

[laughs]

[sighs]

[giggles coyly]

Be right back.

[both laugh]

Be there in a second.

[zipping]

What the hell do you think you're doing?

Oh, my God! What? Nothing!

Where is she?

Who?

My wife. I followed you here.

Your wife? She said that... That you left her.

Oh, yeah? How long have you been seeing her, Cody Carson?

We just met. We haven't done anything.

We got got here.

Shut up!

I'm gonna k*ll you. I'm gonna k*ll both of you.

No! Please. Please, no.

[gasps] You don't want to do that.

There's $500 in that wallet. You can have it.

I don't want your money.

Please, just take it and let me go.

I have kids and a wife!

I love her so much.

I'm... I'm just gonna...

Here.

I'm just gonna leave you two to work out your marital problems.

Okay? Work things out.

I'm sorry. Sorry!

[whimpers] Oh, my God.

[breathing heavily]

No way. What the...

Where's my phone?

Where's my phone!

[heels clacking]

Why did you lie to me about your husband?

Let go of me.

You told me that he left you.

I want my money and my phone back.

Get off of me!

I want them back, or else I'm gonna call the police.

Mm, well, you're pretty brave when it's just a woman.

What?

[grunts]

[growls]

[shouts]

[whimpers]

[screaming]

[screams]

[tense music]

♪ ♪

[truck hisses]

[exhales sharply]

[cameras clicking]

Wu: Victim was found early this morning by a maintenance guy.

Witnesses?

Not yet.

If Balouzian's the guy who att*cked our victim, he could be Wesen.

What kind is the question.

And if they're gonna pull this again, where?

If they rented the first condo using Toynbee's identity, maybe they used it more than once.

Let's run the name again, see if we can come up with any other fraudulent charges.

Linus: Stacy, this is all your fault.

If you'd just gone out the back like I told you, he never would've seen you.

Now the cops are gonna be all over us.

So you better get your sweet ass ready 'cause you are going out again tonight.

Find us another one!

And no more screwups!

Are you listening to me?

[bell dinging]

You think this is my fault?

Linus, you are such an idiot.

I can't believe he's blaming me.

This is such crap.

Without me, this wouldn't even work.

Rosalee: Thanks, Brad. See you next week.

Okay.

Sean.

[bells ringing lightly]

Rosalee.

I think I might have a problem.

A problem?

What kind of problem?

You helped my mother figure out what Adalind had done to Nick and how to fix it.

Yeah. Good times.

There was a book that Adalind used to cast a spell.

Yes, we still have it.

Okay, good. I was hoping you did.

What's the problem?

I'm not exactly sure, but it appears to be related to what my mother did to save my life...

Some sort of residual effect from my visit to the other side.

You mean, as in when you were dead?

Yeah.

I keep reliving the moment that I was sh*t over and over.

And I wake up...

And I have blood all over me, and it's as though I've just been sh*t again and I'm bleeding to death.

That does not sound good.

Monroe: And you're hoping the answer to this is in the book?

I am.

Your mother shut the book.

So I'm hoping you can open it, because we can't.

[grunts]

How'd she open it?

Monroe: With her blood.

Big Kn*fe right in the middle of her...

She's your mother. Maybe your blood will work.

No, if that kind of lock has been cast upon it, then only Hexenbiest blood can open it.

Don't suppose she's coming back to town anytime soon?

Not that I know of.

Monroe: And I'm guessing you don't want to bring Adalind in for help on this.

No, not really.

Well, know any other Hexenbiests?

[line trilling]

[phone vibrating]

[clicks]

Juliette: Hi, you've reached Juliette. Leave a message.

[beeps]

Juliette, it's me.

We need to talk. Please, please call me back.

[phone clicks]

Hey, I think I got something.

[door closes]

This looks like some kind of Grimm medical book.

Date on it is... 1917.

You okay?

Yeah.

Juliette and I are having a little problem.

You want to talk about it?

I'm still trying to figure it out myself.

Tell me what you got.

Well, I think this is what we're looking for.

It's a Huntha Lami Muuaji.

They're some kind of a wormy Wesen.

"Much like the flatworm Platyhelminthes, "the epidermis of the Huntha Lami Muuaji secrets enzymes that feed on its host's skin."

That sounds like our guy.

This is kind of interesting...

"Huntha Lami Muuaji always travel in pairs, one female, one male. But no female has ever been captured or k*lled. The males are extremely dangerous. Decapitation upon contact is the best course to take. Unlike other Wesen, the Huntha Lami Muuaji appear to have only one Wesen state, visible to all, but whoever has seen it has d*ed. Even Grimms have been especially cautious in dealing with this Wesen and the data recorded by them is incomplete."

So we got a pair...

Linus and the woman he's working with.

No ID on the woman.

But she's the one picking the guys up.

And only one fingerprint in the room...

That's the guy's.

So where did the woman go?

I think we better run this by Monroe and Rosalee.

Let's bring the book.

[phone ringing]

Hey, it's Wu.

Wu, what do you got?

Got a hit on Toynbee's name in the system.

Apparently, her credit card was used to book an apartment three blocks away from the condo.

Then the suspect's working the name neighborhood.

Wu: Looks like.

All right, get a list of all bars and restaurants that are within walking distance.

Wu: Already did.

There's one that caters to businessmen.

It's called Olive or Twist.

Get it?

We're headed to the Spice Shop.

Let's regroup later.

Wu: Okay.

[doorbell rings]

Sean: Oh, this can't be good.

[sighs]

Yeah.

I slept in my car last night.

I'm not doing that again.

All right... What do you mean?

[Juliette sighs] What I mean is...

I need a place to stay with somebody who... understands me.

Oh, uh...

Look, I'm not sure this is the best place for you.

No, I can't go home until I figure out what I am.

Does Nick know where you are?

[sighs] No.

You planning on telling him?

I don't know.

You realize this puts me in a very awkward situation again.

You want to talk awkward?

Listen, you have lived with this your whole life.

You know what it's like.

I need to know what I'm supposed to do to deal with it.

Well, first off, you need to be more careful.

Obviously, most people can't accept what we are.

Reactions can be violent.

Deadly, even.

I mean, is there anything comforting in all of this?

Well, you do have abilities that defy explanation.

How you learn to use them will determine what you become.

You're more than I'll ever be.

The way this happened to you...

You're one of a kind.

Now, I don't know what that means, ultimately.

So what you're saying is, I just kind of have to wing it.

Don't we all?

I do have a favor to ask you.

What?

I need you to open a book.

Monroe: So that's a Huntha Lami Muuaji.

Okay, so what's the plan?

How you gonna catch these varmints?

Nick: Well, we think the woman's gonna be at Olive or Twist tonight.

Olive or Twist, I love that place.

Prices'll scare the Dickens out of you, though.

So what, somebody goes to the bar and tries to get picked up by a pretty woman?

Exactly.

So which one of you good-looking guys is gonna be the bait?

Nick: We'd like to use someone who knows what they're up against.

If Rosalee's okay with it.

Well, I mean, as long as it doesn't get out of hand.

We'll be backing him up the whole way.

[inhales deeply]

[upbeat music]

[soft background conversations]

♪ ♪

[whimpering softly]

S... stop it. Get it together.

[Stacy sighs]

Hey.

[sighs]

You all right?

Yeah. [chuckles]

Not really. Sorry. [laughs]

Anything you want to, you know, talk about, I...

I don't know... My husband left me a week ago, so I'm still trying to figure out what to do with myself.

Oh, I'm sorry. That's...

That's tough.

Mm-hmm.

Let me buy you a drink.

Okay.

Excuse me, can we get a cocktail menu?

Pick your poison.

[laughs]

Hey... yeah, so I'm pretty sure I made contact with our gal.

She fit the description.

Monroe: She says her name is Stacy.

I don't know... I think it's going pretty well because she invited me back to her place.

Want me to play this out or what?

Well, you have to so we can find out if it's who we're looking for.

Now, if she doesn't go to the apartment, call it off.

She's not the right one.

And you got to be careful.

She could be a Huntha Lami Muuaji too.

Okay, look, I... I got to get back.

Okay. [phone clicks]

[exhales deeply]

All you have to do is just cut yourself and then drip the blood onto the book, like this.

Really?

All I have to do is cut myself and bleed for you.

I've been doing a little bleeding on my own lately.

Why can't you do it, again?

Aren't you half Hexenbiest?

Why does everybody keep making that mistake?

I am not a Hexenbiest. I'm a Zauberbiest.

There's a difference.

How much blood?

I don't know... Just enough to open the book, whatever that is.

Aren't you supposed to be helping me?

You got a place to stay, don't you?

[gasps]

[sizzling]

[steaming]

Oh, thank you.

What is this book?

It's the book that Adalind used to do what she did to you and Nick.

This I want to read.

[heels clacking]

Stacy: I don't know if this is a good idea.

Whatever you want to do.

I really don't want to be alone.

Okay. We can just talk.

Okay.

[exhales]

I don't want to just talk.

Unless we're talking dirty.

Uh...

Whoa!

[laughs]

[giggles coyly]

[laughs]

Oh. Um...

Don't move.

Wu: Monroe and a woman just went in.

Any sight of Linus?

No... I checked the apartment. It was empty.

And Linus has not gone into the building.

Wu: And there's only one way in or out.

All right, we have to wait till Linus makes his move.

We can't do anything until he shows up.

Be there in a second.

Guys. Oh, boy.
[door bangs]

Where's my wife?

Oh, wife? Wait a minute. She said you left her.

Well, I didn't; I knew she was seeing somebody and now I know who.

Please... I've never been here before.

You been sleeping with my wife?

I'm gonna k*ll you.

No! No, wait! Please, no.

I just... I'll give you anything you want.

Whatever... my wallet, anything.

Just... just, please, let me go.

What are you looking for?

Nothing! I'm just... I'm scared you're, you know, gonna sh**t me.

What are you... Get away from the window.

No, I... I got a cramp.

Oh, crap. Linus is in there.

How'd he do that?

Let me see your wallet.

I'm sorry, what?

Don't argue with me. Give me your wallet.

You got it.

[breathing heavily]

22 bucks? Is that all you got?

Damn it, Stacy!

[growls]

[shouts]

[bangs]

Monroe: It's him. He's in the bedroom.

Where's the woman?

In the bathroom.

You all right?

Don't let the woman get out.

I'm going after Linus.

[grunts]

[groans]

Hey, have you seen a guy run by?

Mm-mm.

I lost him.

Where is she?

Well, she's not here.

I'm telling you, she went into the bathroom and never came out.

Well, there's a door on the other side of the bathroom...

No clothes in the closet, nothing.

It's the same setup as the condo.

She must've left when Linus came in.

Wu: How'd she get past us?

Hank: I don't know.

Was she wearing these?

Yeah.

Where did you get these?

Linus' coat.

When I chased him, he left it on the ground.

I found these in the pocket.

How the hell did her earrings get into his pocket?

What if she didn't go anywhere?

Well, she had to go somewhere because she ain't here.

The book says the female is never found.

What if they're the same person?

You're saying, what if this Wesen, this Huntha Lami Muuaji, whatever, is both?

Like, male and female?

They can woge from one to the other?

I'm just guessing, but that would explain why the woman is never caught.

And the Grimms always k*ll the male when he woges.

That would explain why they never find the female.

Oh, that hurts just thinking about it.

Wu: That explains why she's got no record; only Linus does.

Okay, so how do we find him?

Her. Them.

Linus: This is great, Stacy.

Just great.

Stacy: I'm really not in the mood for your crap right now.

Linus: You screwed us good this time.

Stacy: We are not screwed.

Linus: You really know how to pick them, don't you?

I can't believe you brought home a Blutbad with 22 bucks.

I can't believe you're such an idiot!

[groaning]

[exhales deeply]

Don't call me an idiot.

How was I supposed to know?

You picked the bar.

We can't go anywhere for 22 bucks.

We got to do it again, but this time, I pick the bar.

Oh, and just so you know, I'm cutting my hair short again.

So the suspects you're after are one and the same person?

This Wesen sounds like the epitome of an identity crisis.

I can't even imagine how it must feel to be both a man and a woman.

Wu: Got to be complicated.

Nick: Yeah, and the problem is, after the woge, it looks like he or she can return to him or her.

And we need the he.

Linus is the one with the criminal record.

So you want to lock him into Linus?

And prevent him from turning into Stacy.

Wait a minute... Forcing someone to be one sex sounds like one of those ethically ambiguous morally-gray-area- type situations.

I'm just saying, the feminist inside me is cringing.

Cringe away 'cause we don't have another choice.

Nick: They're murderers.

It sounds like the woge is neutral ground, hormonally speaking, so I think that's your moment of opportunity.

But you're gonna have to use something to keep him from turning into Stacy mid-arrest.

Well, can you even do that?

I've never tried anything like this before, but maybe something like hormone therapy might work.

Maybe giving him a dose of testosterone, like how bodybuilders use steroids.

It's the same idea.

You're gonna need a lot.

This was a pretty good-looking woman.

Hank: Yeah, but how much is too much?

I don't know.

Better to be on the safe side, especially if you want to keep him as Linus.

How do we inject him with the hormones?

I can make a pretty potent batch of hormones, but you're gonna have to figure out how to get it into him.

You can't get too close to this Wesen, remember.

He's got flesh-eating slime.

Darts.

Monroe: Doppelarmbrust.

Crossbow.

Perfect.

Huh?

[phone beeps]

Please.

Please, please, please, please, please.

I can't go through this again.

Oh, God.

I can't have another baby.

[groans]

I don't even know where the first one is.

[glass shatters]

Okay, breathe.

Breathe.

I can do this.

Just think. [exhales deeply]

I'm gonna have to find you another father.

[sighs] That's not gonna be easy.

[sighs]

I need to sleep with somebody.

Fast.

Viktor: I adamantly oppose this.

[Viktor mumbling in distance]

Viktor.

[mumbling continues]

Viktor: May I remind you, nobody understands the complexity of the situation like I do.

Frederick: And no one has exercised as much patience as I have.

Viktor: I need more time.

Frederick: And you will have plenty, Viktor, in Vienna.

[door closes]

Frederick: Adalind, so nice to see you again.

Your Highness.

You're looking lovely as ever.

Is Viktor going somewhere?

Yes.

Am I leaving too?

No, you're staying here.

Alone?

No, dear.

I would never leave you alone.

You are far too important.

Another member of the family will be joining you soon.

Will I get a chance to say good-bye to Viktor?

No.

W... will I ever see him again?

Grown rather fond of him, have you?

We've just been through so much together.

Just so you know, I never really approved of him throwing you in the dungeon like that.

On the other hand, you did betray the family by leaving Vienna with the Resistance.

I was so confused.

The world is confused.

People like the illusion of being in control of their lives.

But ultimately, what they crave is protection, safety.

And none of that happens without singular vision of the future.

Your child has a very important part to play in that future.

She has royal blood.

And we will get her back where she belongs.

You know, Linus, you so wish you could be me.

[glass clinking softly]

A little more.

What... are you trying to turn this guy into a Tyrannosaurus?

A little more won't hurt.

Nick: Got it.

Wu: All right, we're almost ready here.

What's in the case?

Our delivery system.

Which should we use: the 4-inch, 6-, 8-...

Or the jumbo?

Let's not take any chances. Jumbo.

Rosalee: All right, it's ready.

Let's fill it up.

[phone beeping]

APB picked up Linus' car outside Los Portales bar on Thurman.

They've got it under surveillance.

Wu: Uh, let's pull the surveillance once we get there.

I don't want to have to explain this to anyone else.

[Nick grunts]

I hope this works.

Yeah, you and me both.

Thanks for your help.

Monroe: Good luck, fellas.

[exhales deeply]

So... how pretty was she?

Are you sure you want to hear my tales of woe?

This is your last chance.

Hey, I'm from Detroit.

I know woe.

[laughs]

Well, then maybe I should listen to you.

My car is across the street.

Oh, my place is really close. We can just walk.

Wu: Sir.

Sorry to interrupt, but I need to see some ID.

Uh, excuse me... Why?

You match the description of a robbery suspect.

Are you kidding me?

Sir, if you don't cooperate, I'm afraid I'll have to place you under arrest.

Look, I don't know what he's talking about.

I had nothing to do with anything.

I need you to step away from the woman... this way.

This is unreal.

This way.

This is outrageous. I didn't do anything.

Just take a second to check our ID, sir.

Can you please tell me what I'm supposed to have done?

[heels clacking]

[clinks]

Nick: Hey, you dropped something.

Hey, Stacy.

I thought you might want those back.

Those aren't mine.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, then they must belong to Linus?

I'd like to talk to him.

I don't know anyone named Linus.

Hank: We think you do.

You're not going anywhere.

Game's over, Stacy.

You got nothing on me.

We know what you are.

Hank: He's a Grimm.

And you're a Huntha Lami Muuaji.

I hope I pronounced that right.

Well, if you know what I am, then you know what I can do.

[grunts]

[gasping]

So you think some little darts are gonna stop me?

Yeah, that was the plan.

[growls]

[grunting]

[gasps]

What is this? What have you done?

[Linus moaning]

Hank: It's Linus.

[gasping]

It worked!

Let's get him cuffed.

Is this the same person?

Wearing the same dress.

[Linus moaning] True.

Hank: You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law.

You have the right to an attorney.

It was just a simple con, you know?

Nick: There's nothing simple about this con.

You boast a pretty lengthy criminal record, and Stacy's not even in the system.

You do all the dirty work and she was your cover.

Nobody was supposed to get hurt.

Somebody d*ed.

It just went wrong this time.

We've never hurt anybody before.

But that guy was waiting for Stacy outside.

And he grabbed her, and he was hurting her.

Really hurting her.

And threatening her.

That's what made me mad.

I can't just stand by and let that happen.

I mean, this guy is married with two kids.

What kind of husband is he?

And he's threatening to call the police.

I don't know. It just...

It all happened so fast.

We didn't know what to do.

You're going to jail, Linus.

Don't you think you've done enough?

[inhales sharply]

[inhales]

[growls]

What did you do to her?

What did you to to Stacy?

I... I can't find her.

You gave us no choice.

We couldn't arrest Stacy.

I want her back.

You don't understand.

We loved each other.

Sit down.

Love's got nothing to do with what you did.

Sign the confession.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[pen scratching]

Will I ever get her back?

I don't know.

Please. I need her.

I'll be all alone.

Hank: Not where you're going.

No, you could never understand.

We've been together our whole lives.

Please.

Oh, Stacy, baby, I need you.

I... I can't live without you.

Stacy.

Stacy...

[sighs]

[liquid pouring]

Juliette: Oh, I get it. Tradition.

I'm trying to tell you that I love you.

Well, that's good, because I love you too.

Nick: What are you doing here?

I'm here for you, just like you were there for me.

Nick: I'm not going anywhere.

[groans]

Is this what you want to spend the rest of your life with?
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