01x01 - Gadget 2.0

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[TITLE MUSIC]

♪ Inspector... Gadget! ♪
♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪
♪ Inspector... Gadget! ♪
♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪
♪ Go Go Gadget, go! ♪
♪ Go Go Gadget, go! ♪
♪ Inspector... Gadget! ♪
♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪
♪ Go Go Gadget, Go! ♪
♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪

[MUSIC]

[HELICOPTER SOUNDS]

[BEEPS]

[MOTOR REVS]

[DRILLING]

[MACHINES BEEP]

[TEETH RATTLING SHIVERS]

How... long... have I been frozen?

You've been frozen, like a clawsicle since Inspector Gadget defeated you and you crashed into this ice berg.

It was a tactical retreat!

Riiight. Nice mitten by the way. Sweet tassels. Very retro.

MADcat! Get me a different temporary claw! Now!

The good news is, I infiltrated HQ.

And the better news is, Gadget retired.

Excellent!

Soon I will have my revenge on HQ. But first, I need my claw.

Shouldn't you get out of the iceberg first?

Just get me my claw!

[MUSIC]

[PENNY GRUNTS]

Okay, how many creeps are creeping around out there?

[COMPUTER SOUNDS]

Lots. Pfft, no prob.

We've taken out more than this before, right?

Just watch me Brain.

[WEAPONS FIRE]

[FIGHTING SOUNDS]

[SPLAT]

[GRUNTS] Ow!

That was easy. Wanna get some lunch?!

I am so hungry.

[GASPS]

I forgot to scan above us didn't I?

[THUD]

Well that training session was a fail.

Let's reboot the holo-room before the Chief finds out...

Chief: Penny! I need you in my office!

And he found out.

Chief Quimby, before you say anything, let me explain...

[MUSIC]

[GASPS]

I'd like you to meet the agency's newest recruit.

He-hey pretty girl, I'm Talon. What's your name?

[GIGGLE] I pretty... Penny, I... Hi.

[SIGHS]

Wait... who are you?

Who is he? And how could he be a recruit already?

Well, his test scores are through the roof.

He has PHDs in Applied Physics and Advanced Computer Science, and he's a martial arts grand master.

[CHUCKLES] I know. I'm wicked impressive.

[GIGGLES]

[CLEARS THROAT] Penny, Dr. Claw has returned.

What? That's terrible news.

But I thought he was gone for good!

Our intel says Dr. Claw has been hiding in the Antarctic.

We believe his first goal will be to locate and acquire his claw.

No one has seen it since... Uncle Gadget de-clawed him!

So... we should bring Uncle Gadget back to help us find the claw!

[GRUMBLES]

C'mon Brain, you know Uncle Gadget is going to need our help.

[SIGHS]

Fore!

[WHISTLES]

[GASP]

Wowwwwsers!

Ah, golf, what better way to spend my retirement.

Just eye up the sh*t, relax... and most importantly, choose the right club!

Go Go Gadget Golf Club!

Fore!

A hole in one!

Chief Quimby! I didn't know you golfed!

Inspector Gadget, HQ needs you back.

It seems Dr. Claw has returned.

Dr. Claw! That is serious!

And I'm just the man for the job, Chief. Go Go Gadget Copter.

Ahh!

[JETPACK ROARS]

[COUGHS]

[SIGS] Some things never change.

Inspector Gadget, I wanna welcome you back to the brand new HQ, where we recently installed a brand new security system.

[BUZZZ]

Hmm, security card isn't working.

Um, I think that's your Gym Card.

Ah, that would explain it.

And that's a credit card... coffee club card...

That's a picture of a sail boat.

That's a cr*cker... [SIGHS]

Hey! [APPLAUSE]

Thank you! Thank you!

My old uniform.

Ugh, you're not getting into those old rags?

No, no, no, no, no, that simply will not do!

Ah, Professor Von Slickstein. Great to see you again.

I've got an idea for a totally new uniform!

Something new! Something exciting!

Something we've never seen before!

Just step into my Heroic Costuminator 5000.

[MACHINE BEEPS]

No, not good enough.

No, no... No...

A thong?

Oops, how did that get in there?

[GASP] It's.. It's perfect! Initiate transformation!

[SFX: WHIRR AND GRIND]

Gadget 2.0! Try out your new toys.

Alright.

Go Go Gadget skates, jet engine, lasers, and rockets!

[WHIMPERS]

Oh, don't forget the new Gumball machine!

I love gum!

[RELIEVED SIGH]

Go Go Gadget Gumball Machine!

[GUMBALLS FALL]

Oh, let me get that.

Woooaaaah!

[BOOM!]

[SIGHS]

Anyhoo, so, Inspector Gadget, you were the last one to see Dr. Claw's claw.

Uh, what do you remember exactly? And be as detailed as you can.

I do seem to remember something about a thong...

Hmm, his memory chip must be damaged.

We can access his memory using the cerebral hyperdrive fibre-link.

Then...

Both: ...we'll be able to upload his memories using nanotube production protocol!

[CLEARS HIS THROAT]

Great idea, Penny. Let's get started.

We can use the holographic interface in the training room.

Okay, I'll meet you guys there. I just need to call my aunt!

[GRUMBLES]

Uncle Claw, I've found a way to locate your claw.

Now nothing will stop me from destroying HQ!

[SQUEAKS]

Oh, one more thing. Inspector Gadget's back. See ya!

Gadget!!!

[RUMBLES]

[GROWLING]

What?... I was just talking to... Dr...

Aunt... Claw.. dette?

Ah, never mind.

[SPLAT! SPLAT!]

Stay. Good boy.

Are you ready, Uncle Gadget?

I'm as ready as I've ever been.

Establishing optical link.

♪ I'm washing all the grease off! ♪

Okay, and we're quickly rewinding...

Ah, there I am during my last battle with Dr. Claw.

You know they still teach that technique to this day.

Anyway, Claw was aiming his Long Range Stink m*ssile right at HQ.

Dr. Claw had a Stink m*ssile?

Next thing I knew I wound up with this fabulous hat!

Dr. Claw's claw.

Oh... ahhh!

Go Go Gadget... [CLANK] ... bandaid.

There it is! It's in a village in the rainforest.

Brain? What happened?!

Your fleabag sniffed the wrong butt. Oh, and thanks, Penny.

My uncle will be happy to have his claw back.

You're... Dr. Claw's nephew?!

Dr. Claw's nephew?! Don't worry, Penny, I've got him!

Go Go Gadget Rocket Skates.

No, Uncle Gadget... not him...

Whoa!

[SCREAMS]

See ya!

[GASPS]

[SPLAT! SPLAT!]

I gotta tell ya, you're better at this than I thought you'd be.

Oh thank y... Hey! That's it!

Well, it's been fun.

Whoa, whoa!

[GASPS]

Almost forgot, say goodbye to HQ's power... and Gadget.

Call me!

Gadget: Whoaaa!

Wowsers!

[BEEPING]

Oops, it looks like someone forgot their phone.

And it's ringing!

No Uncle Gadget!

Hello?

[ZAP!]

Uncle Gadget, are you okay?!

[MUSIC]

Uncle Gadget, are you okay?

Not to worry, Penny! Go... Go... Gadget... flashlight!

Lamp?

Glow-stick, maybe?

Oh no. We need to find a way to restart Uncle Gadget.

[MUSIC]

[RATCHET CRANKING]

Uh... uh-um...

[ROCKETS FIRE]

[GASPS]

[GRUNTS]

Woah!

[BOOM!]

[SIGH OF RELIEF]

[SMACK!]

Woah-oof!

There's no time for napping, Chief!

We've got to find Dr. Claw's claw!

MADcat, what do you think of this temporary claw?

Is it working?

No.

Hey, hey! What's up, Uncle C?

Where have you been? You were to report back hours ago.

But, Uncle Claw... I did call! And I left like a billion messages?!

Computer: You have one billion messages...

Deleted.

Do you have it?

It's in some town in the middle of the rainforest.

You know how big rainforests are, right?

I don't care.

Bring me my claw and I will finally launch my Stink m*ssile with it.

The stench will render HQ unusable forever!

[GIGGLES] Why'd you have to make your claw the key to the m*ssile?

Why not, like, a real key? Or even better, no key!

Just get my claw!

No doubt Gadget and his pesky niece will be after it soon.

You think Penny's coming?

No nephew of Dr. Claw can come in here and mess with our stuff.

Talon is going down for betraying me... um... I mean... everyone...

[CLEARS HIS THROAT]

Well, you have to get going to find the claw before Talon does.

I have an idea, why don't we take the Gadget-mobile?

I have a better idea... why don't we take the Gadget-mobile!

My old trusty Gadget-mobile. Just as good as new!

[CLATTER-BANG!]

More rusty than trusty. Why don't we use the new Gadget-mobile.

I'm sure we can still fix the old one!

Maybe with a new paint job...

New Gadget-mobile it is!

It's a little more... subtle than my old one.

[BEEP-WHIRR]

According to my map, the village is just around those trees.

If we hoof it, we should be able to b*at Talon.

I like your enthusiasm, but we don't know what's lurking here.

MAD could be all around us!

Like maybe here!

Brain! Talon is here somewhere.

You go on ahead and see if you can spot him.

But make sure he doesn't spot you.

This way, Penny! There's no time to waste.

Oof!

The claw's gotta be around this village somewhere.

It may look like a village, Penny.

But, my trained eye sees what it really is.

A cutting edge MAD base!

Aha! It's a MAD agent! Stop!

Uncle Gadget, look!

No time for bird-watching now, Penny.

I've got to stop this MAD agent!

Stop where you are! Stop!

[CHUCKLES]

Huh?

[TALON CHUCKLES]

How 'bout a hand for Talon... Ha!

You know... 'cuz like the claw is like a "hand".

Yeah, I get it. It's just lame, Talon. Like you!

What the...

Arf!

[GRUNTS]

[ELECTRICITY SIZZLES]

[GRUNTING]

Stop! Go Go Gadget Rocket Skates!

Woahh-woaaaah!

You're not taking anything, Talon!

Sure I am!

[SPLAT! SPLAT!]

And when I bring my uncle his claw I'll be the winner, and you'll be stuck here!

[PENNY STRUGGLES]

Chief Quimby, Talon escaped with the claw!

Hm, we know Claw was last seen in the Antarctic.

That must be where he's headed.

Then that's where we're headed, Chief!

Claw... how I've missed you.

Time to send a message. The Stink m*ssile strike!

The smell will render HQ useless... forever.

Why wouldn't you start the timer at like 2?

Boom, done. That would be perfect.

Well that's not how it's done!

Gadget: Everyone, remember where we parked.

Talon is here. Which means Dr. Claw must be here too.

This way!

Ah, cool, crisp, fresh arctic air!

Agh!

That stink is coming from down there.

Someone should really tell them about this smell.

I can get down to them in a hurry. Go Go Gadget Skis!

[MUSIC]

Uncle Gadget?

A short cut! Good idea, me.

Brain! You look after Uncle Gadget.

I've got to shut down that m*ssile, capture Talon and get Dr. Claw's claw!

Huh?

Woah! Woooaaah!

Someone's coming after me.

It must be a MAD agent trying to stop me!

Fortunately, I'm an expert skiier.

Huh?

Oh, a penguin. So cute!

Hi, pretty Penny.

Can't stay away, can you, Penny?

Well... I needed to get close enough... to kick your butt.

Sorry, I don't have time. Maybe when we meet again.

Catch ya later.

[BUZZSAW SOUNDS]

Yeah, like I'd forget to check above me!

Brain! Talon's getting away with Dr. Claw and the m*ssile's going to launch any second!

Go Go Gadget Copter!

I've got Gadget in my sights now.

I will destroy Gadget and HQ in the same day!

[EVIL LAUGH]

Wha??

Uncle Claw! No, wait!

[SCREAMS]

Time to catch this MAD Agent.

Go Go Gadget Handcuffs!

Ahh!

[TALON SCREAMS]

[BUZZSAW SOUNDS]

Wooowwzeeers!

Gadget: Woahhhh!

[CRREAK-THUD]

Nooooo!

I'll get you next time Gadget!

[COUGHING]

Uncle Gadget, you did it! You stopped the Stink m*ssile!

I did? I mean... yes, of course I did.

Good work, team! You saved HQ!

Thanks Chief.

But Uncle Gadget, Dr. Claw got away, and now we have his nephew Talon to worry about too.

[TEETH CHATTER]

Uncle Claw?!

Anyone? A little help here please!