03x11 - Terms of Endearment

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Devious Maids". Aired June 23, 2013 - August 8, 2016.*
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03x11 - Terms of Endearment

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Previously on "Devious Maids"...

Christopher's moving in here with us, and Joy's been his housekeeper for years.

You need help while you're pregnant.

You can't clean this big house alone.

Zoila has been trying to undermine my relationship with Genevieve.

And I'm counting on you to help me.

Adrian, this is Deion, our new son.

Why would you want to have a kid?

Your house is so quiet.

What if something bad happened to Blanca at the Stappords' house and that's why she was k*lled?

[Gasps] Oh, my God. Olivia.

She's also the first Mrs. Stappord, and a world-class psycho.

I'm here because I'm looking to hire a new maid.

Jesse really is a wonderful maid.

Say no more. He's got the job.

Olivia, she said Blanca was m*rder*d.

You think Mr. Michael's ex-wife m*rder*d Blanca?

If she did, she had help.

I just wanted to let you know that I'm sending you the rest of your money.

Everything's working out just as I planned.

Katy's a witness, and the men who k*lled her father are looking for her.

Violeta?

I want to talk to El Jefe. I want to make a deal.

I found the little girl he's been looking for.

How's Ernesto?

He had to go back to México for a little bit.

You're a great man, Mr. Spence.



That's weird. I thought I made more cupcakes.

Where are all the other ones?

I don't know.

You ate them.

What? I had one cupcake.

Hmm.

Okay, three cupcakes.

[Speaks Spanish]

You better hope we have enough for Miguel's birthday.

We will.

It was nice of Taylor to let you throw the party at her house.

Well, she's out of town with Katy.

Anyway, thanks for all of your help.

Are you kidding? I'd do anything for Miguel.

[Sighs] I know.

And, to be honest, it gives me a chance to spend time with you.

Yes.

Well, uh, it's good we can still be friends.

Is that what we are now? Friends?

What else would we be?

I don't know.

It seems like since Ernesto left town, we've been getting closer.

You've got frosting on your face.

You're changing the subject.

No, no. [Chuckles]

You really do have frosting.



[Doorbell rings]

I have to get that.

Ernesto?

Mi amor.

Mm-wah.

[Sighs] You look so surprised.

I didn't know you were coming back.

I wasn't gonna miss Miguel's birthday.

[Chuckles]

Oh.

Spence.

Hi.

I was just, uh, helping with the party.

That's nice. But I'm here now.

You're not the only one.

Mmm.

Morning.

What are you doing in my room, kid?

Being bored, mostly. What's this thing?

A designer fashion accessory.

Where do you wear it?

Anywhere. To the grocery store, to the red carpet.

Why am I even explaining this to you?

[Giggles]

Mira, you can't just break in here and start playing with my stuff.

My career is in the toilet. I'm in no mood.

Your career? I thought you were a maid.

I'm a singer.

But my record label just dumped me.

So you're a bad singer.

You know what? I'm done with you.

Let's go. [Giggles]

Mrs. Powell.

Carmen. Something wrong?

Yeah, I woke up and found this little creep in my room playing with my personal things.

You, uh, have a little something on your...

Perfect.

Well, thank you for bringing Deion's behavior to my attention.

Now you're in for it.

You listen to me, young man.

You need to get your things together, because the car is waiting to take us to Disneyland!

Whoo-hoo!

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

[Laughs] What?

You're supposed to punish him.

Well, I can't very well punish the child and then take him to Disneyland.

It would send a mixed message.

Anyway, Adrian is away for a golf weekend, so now is your chance to get some real cleaning done around here.

Real cleaning?

Vacuum the sofa, clean the windows.

Shave your upper lip.

Son of a bitch.

I wanted to talk to you about something delicate, actually.

Is this about Taylor?

No. Olivia.

I don't want to spread rumors, but I ran into her, and she said that you two are seeing each other.

Oh.

I know. She's delusional, right?

Just when you think she can't get any more bananas...

We're seeing each other.

Hmm?

She's not delusional.

We've sort of... reconnected.

Well, forgive me for being blunt, but what the hell are you thinking?

I'm sorry?

Olivia is deranged.

Don't you remember all those crazy stunts she used to pull?

She's... [Sighs]

She's different now.

How is she different?

This is none of your business.

You came to me, remember?

You told me Taylor was having an affair, but now you're the one who's cheating?

Taylor did have an affair.

So what is this, retaliation?

I just don't understand why you would ever go back to Olivia.

Well, good thing I don't have to explain myself to you.

Michael. Michael, wait.

[Sighs]

I think Olivia might have been involved in Blanca's death.

You don't know what the hell you're talking about.

Maybe she hired someone? I don't know.

But she's up to something.

Someday, you're gonna regret saying that.



[Door slams]

Wow. That's quite a breakfast.

So unhealthy, but the baby's craving it, and I can't say no to the baby.

Well, I hate to interrupt while you're feeding, but I wanted to ask you a favor.

sh**t.

Could I maybe... borrow $100?

[Coughs]

That's a lot of money to ask of someone you hardly know.

I'm sorry. It's just [Sighs] I'm in such a pickle.

My paycheck from Dr. Neff bounced.

Really?

It happens from time to time.

The truth is... Uh, no, I shouldn't gossip.

Mnh-mnh.

You need 100 bucks, I need 100 bucks worth of dirt.

[Sighs] Well, Dr. Neff isn't exactly good with money.

He pays alimony to six ex-wives, and he's made some terrible investments.

So, he's... broke?

Don't worry. He'll figure something out. [Door opens]

Zoila!

[Door closes]

Excuse me.

Oh, good.

Will you take these up to the bedroom, please?

What is all this?

I mentioned to Genevieve that I needed some new clothes, so she surprised me with a whole new wardrobe.

[Sighs]
Doesn't he look fantastic?

I think we bought out all of Rodeo Drive.

So, you just let Genevieve pay for everything?

She insisted.

Looks like I landed myself a sweet little sugar mama.

[Chuckles]



So, while Mrs. Taylor's out of town with Katy, I've been busy getting ready for Miguel's party.

She took Katy?

Mm-hmm.

Did they say when they will be back?

Next week.

[Chuckles] Why do you care?

Oh, just... want to know how long I'll have you to myself.

Aww. That's nice.

So, what can I do to help you with Miguel's party.

Nothing. We did a lot while you were gone.

You and Spence.

He's trying to weasel his way back into your life.

He's just helping out with the party because he loves Miguel.

I don't like you spending so much time with him.

Well, I don't like you disappearing to México for three weeks.

Yeah.

Rosita, I-I don't want to be jealous.

Just tell me there's nothing there, and I'll drop it.

There's nothing there.

Good.

Now let's order dessert.

[Sighs]

Uh, Marisol, Olivia isn't home right now.

Well, I came to see you. To see how things are going.

She's... she's pretty easy to work for.

Good.

Does she get many visitors?

A few.

Anyone worth mentioning?

What is this?

What is what?

You're snooping.

I am not. We are just having a casual conversation.

But if you saw her do anything suspicious, you would tell me, right?

Oh, my God, you are snooping.

Fine, I'm snooping. Happy?

You just can't help yourself, can you?

I'm just trying to figure out who k*lled my friend Blanca.

Look, it was bad enough when you accused me.

Now you think Olivia did it?

I'm not sure! That's why I'm snooping.

[Clears throat] Well, let me save you the trouble.

Olivia didn't k*ll anyone.

You barely know her. Why are you defending her?

Because she has cancer.

[Gasps] What?

Yeah. She didn't k*ll your friend.

She's been too busy fighting for her own life.



Santo dios. She's got the cancer?

Jesse says it's advanced.

Olivia's been going to chemo for months.

Ouch! You really stepped in it with him, didn't you?

Yeah. Trying to pin a m*rder on a woman with cancer? That's low.

Yeah, I'm aware.

Like, you're going to hell.

Thank you, Carmen.

But the truth is, just because she has cancer doesn't mean she's suddenly a good person.

I do feel bad for her, even if she is crazy.

Yeah. Cancer's the worst. Nobody deserves that.

Well, it sure makes me think.

That life is too short?

No, that she must be milking this cancer for everything it's worth.

Marisol, that's horrible.

Go on.

This is probably how she lured him back.

Michael's always had a soft spot for Olivia when she's in distress.

So what?

If I got cancer, I'd milk it.

You milk it when you break a fingernail.

You know what, that reminds me. I need a manicure.

Can someone pay for my lunch today?

No. No. No.

You should ask Genevieve. She's handing out money left and right.

What?

Oh, yeah.

Her boyfriend's broke, he's using her as an ATM, but she has no idea.

Then you've got to tell her.

Oh, no. I've learned my lesson.

I am not getting in the middle.

Besides, they're not that serious.

Well, if I was dating a leech, I would want someone to tell me.

What's a leech?

Someone who takes and takes and never gives anything in return.

Oh, like Carmen.

Oh, is this your purse?

Two for lunch, please.

[Chuckles] There's a 45-minute wait.

45 minutes?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, dear.

I just feel so weak after my chemo treatment.

See, I have cancer.

I believe something just opened up.

[Indistinct conversations]

[Sighs]

I am sorry I'm late.

I'm just glad you're here.

How you feeling?

You're looking at my hair.

I'm sorry. [Sighs]

I wasn't expecting... Did the chemo...?

No, no. I shaved it off myself.

I figured I'd take matters into my own hands before it all falls out.

What do you think?

I think... you look beautiful.

You're so sweet.

So [Clears throat] what can we get you to eat?

[Chuckles]

Olivia? What's wrong?

No. I don't want to ruin our time together.

I don't see you nearly enough.

Tell me. I'm here for you.

The treatment isn't working.

The doctors say I don't have much time.

Oh, my God.

Is there anything I can do?

[Voice breaking] Well, there is one thing.

Move in with me.

Oh.

You're the only man I've ever loved, and I don't want to die alone.

Of course I'll move in.

Oh, Michael. That's all I've ever wanted.

We have to spend less time together.

And yet here you are in my apartment.

I mean it. Ernesto thinks you're trying to win me back.

Well, I guess he's not as dumb as I thought he was.

Spence.

What?

I love you, and I am not just gonna sit around on the sidelines anymore.

Ay! You know I'm with Ernesto.

Why are you saying these things?

Because you don't want me to give up.

The other night, when I kissed you, you kissed me back.

I don't think you should come to Miguel's party.

What? Why not?

Because Ernesto's going, too, and I don't want it to be complicated.

I'm sorry. I told Miguel I'd be there. I'm going.

Ernesto won't like it.

Well, that will be an added bonus.

So, let me get this straight.

You looked El Jefe in the eyes, and you told him you wanted out?

He says I'm free to walk away as long as he gets the girl.

Well, that's a very happy ending for you and your family.

Not so happy for little Violeta.

Katy.

The people who adopted her, they changed her name to Katy.

So, when do we take her?

I don't know. The mother took her out of town.

You trying to stall, Ernesto?

She's not there. I'll take you. You can see for yourself.

That's good.

We can check out the house, make a plan.

How do we get in?

It won't be hard. My wife works there.

[Sniffs] Your wife has seen me before.

Won't she recognize me?

I got an idea.

Oh, Carmen! Disneyland was an absolute hoot.

I went on Splash Mountain four times.

And I tried this delightful concoction called a corn dog.

[Laughs] You should have been there.

Oh, I wasn't invited.

Because I was here cleaning your toilet.

You're just mad because we're rich and you're not.

Sweetheart, it's not polite to discuss how much money you have.

Now, go wash up.

We'll order in from Spago and project "Frozen" on the wall of the east terrace.

Yes!

[Scoffs]

Oh.

You seem to be in a more sour mood than usual.

It's none of my business, but you're turning that kid into a brat.

That is a bit extreme.

He comes in my room. He draws on my face.

He goes through my things.

Normal child's play.

No!

He needs a firm hand.

Well, I don't want Deion to grow up without a healthy fear of authority.

Perhaps he could use a little discipline.

Good. I'm glad you agree.

You'll take care of that, then?

Take care of what?

Discipline... From now on, punishing Deion will be part of your job.

Why do I have to do it?

[Laughs] I don't care if he hates you.

Hey, Joy, would you bring in the rest of the groceries from the car?

Shh! You did not just shush me.

Oh, sorry. But you're ruining the moment.

Dr. Neff is proposing to Mrs. Delatour.

Oh, my God.

Excuse me.

I-I can't... Get out of my way.

And, so, I may have fixed your kidney, but you have fixed my heart.

Genevieve, will you marry me?

[Groans]

Zoila? What's the matter?

I think I just went into labor!

[Groans]

[Groans]

Hi, Miss Rice.

Oh! Jesse, I didn't realize you were here.

Have you eaten? Can I make you anything?

No, thanks. I just had some broth.

That's all I can keep down.

[Sighs]

I know what you're going through.

My... my father had lung cancer.

He passed away a few years ago.

Oh, dear.

Yeah.

If you don't mind me asking, what kind of cancer do you have?

Well, at this point, it's all over.

You know how it spreads.

Anyway, I have good news. My ex-husband is moving in.

Ah, great.

Yes. Please make up the guest room.

That's where he'll be staying... for now.


Dr. Neff, thank you so much for driving, but you don't have to stay.

Zoila, we're about to experience the miracle of birth.

I wouldn't dream of leaving.

You're so sweet.

But I need a moment alone with Genevieve. Lady stuff.

I'm a doctor. You can say anything in front of me.

[Groans loudly]

It hurts so bad.

Can you let someone know I'm here, please?

I'll inform the nurses.

Don't forget to breathe.

[Inhales deeply, Lamaze breathing]

Knock it off. I'm not in labor.

You're not?

No. I had to stop the proposal, and I-I panicked.

Why would you do that?

'Cause I needed to tell you something before you got engaged.

Dr. Neff is broke.

That's ridiculous. He's a world-renowned surgeon.

I know, but he's in serious debt.

Alimony, bad investments, bills up to his big bushy eyebrows.

Are you certain?

Joy told me.

Why else would he be in such a hurry to get married?

Because he loves me with every fiber of his being.

There's no way he's using me for my money.

[Breathing deeply] Genevieve, I need your wallet.

I'm sorry?

If I tip the orderly, I can get Zoila a private room.

What would I do without you?



Aah!

Yes.

Deion, hey, get over here. Now.

You can't tell me what to do.

Oh, yes, I can.

Mrs. Powell says I'm in charge of punishing you.

Oh. Are you gonna spank me?

Oh, no, niño.

It's gonna be way worse than that.

[Grunting]

Deion?!

What on earth are you doing?

Why are you on your hands and knees?

Bitch made me do her chores.

[Gasps] A Powell never says that word.

"Bitch"?

No. "Chores."

Carmen!

Did you make my little boy do your housework?

I sure did.

The housework that I pay you to do.

You told me to be the firm hand.

Well, this is unacceptable. I'm docking your pay.

You can't do that.

Oh, yes, I can.

I'm subtracting a substantial yet arbitrary amount of money from your check.

So, you can punish me and not your kid?

And now I'm doubling the amount for talking back to me.

Knock, knock. Hello, Rosie.

Mr. Michael, I didn't know you'd be coming over today.

Well, I'm checking out of the hotel tomorrow.

I just needed to pick up a few things.

Oh, uh, Rosie, this is Olivia Rice.

Oh, yes. I have... heard about you.

I'd shake your hand, but I have cancer.

I'll just be a few minutes.

So, does Taylor always keep the house this... festive?

Oh, it's, uh, for my little boy's birthday party.

She was nice enough to let us have it here.

You know, I used to live here with Michael.

I designed the entire house.

From the Marquina marble countertops to the...

Oh, my God.

Where's the coffee table?

It's right there.

That mass-produced piece of junk is most certainly not my custom table.

Well, it's been there since I started working here.

Oh, no. My Italian sofa.

These slipcovers have been laundered.

The label states clearly "dry-clean only."

Blanca must have done that. I've never touched those.

Oh, for God's sake.

If the cancer wasn't k*lling me, this would.

It looks nice to me.

Well, that's why I'm the designer and you're the maid.

So, remember when you said to let you know if Olivia did anything suspicious?

Oh, my God. Yes. Do you think she's up to something?

Yep. Get this. I found a burger wrapper.

Not exactly the smoking g*n I was hoping for.

Well, except, I remember when my dad was in chemo, he did not have an appetite.

So then I started looking through her house.

You what? I pulled open some drawers.

I went through her medicine cabinet.

Wha... Am I hearing this right? Were you snooping?

Do you want to bust my balls, or do you want to know what I found?

All right, tell me.

So, Olivia doesn't have a single medication to treat cancer, but she does have a lot of ipecac syrup.

What kind of cancer patient would want to induce vomiting?

The kind that would also be visiting this website.

You got to be kidding me.

Olivia's sick, all right, just not with cancer.



[Children playing]



Hey. Happy birthday, buddy.

Oh, hey, Spence.

I heard a rumor someone wanted some socks.

He's just teasing you, papito.

It's a PlayStation.

Thank you, Spence! Best gift ever!

Did you hear that? Best gift ever.

Just what he needs, to spend more time playing video games.

Okay, you both got big ones. Now put them away.

Today's about Miguel, hmm?

[Doorbell rings]

I'll get it.

[Snorts]

I hate you so much right now.

Hector, you look ridiculous. [Chuckles]

Just be cool.

Who is this?

I hired a clown for Miguel's party as a surprise.

Oh, that's so sweet.

What is your name?

Machete.

Machete the clown?

Oh.

That's terrifying.

He's joking. His name is Bobo.

Come meet the birthday boy, Bobo.

[Chuckles]

Is it just me or is there something off about that clown?

Mm, don't be jealous just because Ernesto thought about it and not you.

Now come help me with the pizzas.

Yeah, she's faking.

Michael, I am so sorry. [Knock on door]

I just thought you should know.

If Olivia's capable of this kind of deception, she's capable of anything.

Of course. Good luck.

I need to talk to you.

You're not going to believe this.

Jesse found out that Olivia is faking her cancer.

Big deal. I got real problems.

Evelyn Powell asked me to punish that kid of hers, and now she's punishing me for punishing him.

She's the employer.

I'm not sure what you want me to do.

I want you to fix it.

You stuck me with that bruja, and I am working really hard for her.

Fine. Not that hard. But I'm working.

I just don't get why she can't discipline her own stupid kid.

Sweetie, I know you hate kids...

I don't hate kids.

I just don't have room for them in my life.

Okay, well, some people adore them.

And even though she may not seem like the type, Evelyn is one of those people.

She ever tell you about Barrett?

Her son who d*ed?

Yeah. What has that got to do with this?

Maybe she doesn't want to yell at Deion because this time, she's making every second count.

You're faking cancer?!

What? No!

Don't try and deny it. I talked to Marisol.

She has proof. That's absurd.

How would Marisol know anything?

I cannot believe that you did this.

All right.

Maybe I did make up a little fib about having cancer, but it just shows you how much I love you, Michael.

I-I shaved my head for you.

Oh, my God. Now, come on. Let's get you unpacked.

I'm not moving in with you. You need serious help.

And if I get help, then you'll move in with me?

No! Get this through your sick, twisted brain!

I don't love you, and I'll never come back to you.

Do you understand me? Never!

[Door opens, slams]

Bobo, can you make balloon animals?

Come on, man. You're a clown.

[Sighs]

I want a monkey. That's my favorite.

Here. It's a snake.

Okay, everyone, time to light the candles.

[Cheering] Vamos, chiquitos.

[Speaks Spanish]

[Laughs]

[Speaking Spanish]



Hmm.

[Camera shutter clicking]

What are you doing?

Uh... was looking for the bathroom.

Were you taking pictures?

Who, me?

Show me your phone.

Or what?

[Singing in Spanish]

Hey, hey! Give it to me!

Hey, give me that, you son of a bitch!

Let go of me! What the hell are you doing?

Aah, he's trying to take my phone!

[Grunting] Stop! No!

[Gasps, screams]

[Indistinct shouting]

[Gasps]

[Groans]



[All murmuring]

Hello, beautiful.

Christopher. What's this?

Well, my romantic proposal was interrupted.

Yes.

It's such a shame about Zoila's false labor pains.

Anyway...

I never got an answer to my question.

Now, I would get down on my knee again, but my arthritis won't permit it twice in the same week.

[Chuckles] Christopher, wait.

Before you propose again, I need to ask you something.

Are you... poor?

What?

Because if you are, you can tell me.

I'll love you just as much.

Well, nearly as much.

Genevieve, I'm not poor.

In fact, I just made a substantial donation to the hospital.

They're naming the new wing after me.

[Sighs]

Now, to make the donation, I had to transfer some funds around, and a couple of checks bounced.

I knew there had to be a simple explanation.

Who told you I was poor?

Oh, it doesn't matter.

It was Zoila, wasn't it?

Why is she so determined to keep us apart?

I don't think that's true.

Why else would she be spreading vicious lies about me?

She thought she was protecting me.

Zoila has had it in for me from day one.

And I will no longer abide it.

What are you saying?

I want nothing more in the world than to marry you.

But you are going to have to make a choice.

It's me or your maid.



Miguel is very upset.

All right, I'll talk to him.

No. Spence, you ruined his birthday.

You don't understand.

That clown was taking pictures in Katy's room.

Why would he be doing that?

I don't know, but I kept seeing Ernesto whisper in his ear.

Enough!

I have been trying to have it both ways with you and Ernesto, but no more.

What are you saying?

I can't be friends with you.

Because you love me.

Of course I love you.

But my heart can't be in two places at once.

It's over.

[Voice breaking] You need to stop fighting for me.

I'll stop fighting.

As soon as we're back together.

[Sighs]

[Footsteps departing]

Are you out of your mind?

You were just supposed to look around.

It wasn't my fault.

It was that idiota Spence. He started it.

I don't care!

You put the whole plan in danger.

You're just worried your wife will figure you out.

I can cover it with Rosie, okay?

But I don't want to tell El Jefe we lost the girl.

[Sniffs]

Spence saw me taking pictures in her room.

You are the idiota.

I can't believe I have to work with a stupid thug like you.

You want me to take care of him?

No. You leave Spence alone.

I'll handle it.

[g*nf*re]

[Indistinct shouting]

Deion, why don't you get washed up for lunch?

I'm talking to you, young man.

[Up-tempo music playing]

[Man grunts]

Mother...

[Boom!]

Carmen, I need you to punish Deion for me.

I heard him cursing at one of his video games.

Mrs. Powell...

When I was a child, my mother would wash my mouth out with soap.

So, here's an artisanal lemongrass body bar.

Huh?

I want him to learn his lesson.

But I see no reason he shouldn't have the best.

If you want Deion to learn a lesson, it has to come from you.

Oh! Oh, no. No, I couldn't possibly.

Because of Barrett?

That's the reason, isn't it?



The week before Barrett was taken from us, he, uh... he broke a very expensive vase.

Now, I'd warned him not to bounce balls in the house.

But, like me, he was willful.

And... when the vase broke, I was furious.

And I grounded him.

And I told him he was a very bad boy.

[Voice breaking] And a few days later, he was gone.

Mrs. Powell, I am so sorry about what happened.

But Deion needs you to help him become a good person.

I am trying.

But you can't just do the fun part of parenting.

You got to do it all.

[Doorbell rings]

Hi, there. Can we talk?

You sure you have time?

I thought you were on Death's door.

Nope. Just yours.

Please. I'd like the chance to explain myself.

Good. I actually have some questions for you, too.

Come on in.

[Door close] So, kudos to you for figuring me out.

Yes. Faking cancer.

I thought you were nuts before, but somehow you topped yourself.

I did, didn't I?

But, sweetie, I'll be honest. I thought we were friends.

Did you really have to tattle on me to Michael?

I guess I did.

[Sighs] Well, it's really disappointing.

I worked for months on this plan.

Plan?

I had to break up his marriage first, prove to Michael that he was married to a whore.

Excuse me?

It was simple, really.

I paid a man to approach Taylor, sweet-talk her.

You set Taylor up to have an affair?

That's right.

And being the whore she is, she took the bait.

[Laughs]

Who was she cheating with?

I figured you'd want to know.

I have his name in here somewhere.

Here it is.

[Gasps]

It's such a shame when friendships have to end.



Please, put the Kn*fe down.

You just had to get involved, didn't you?

Is this why you k*lled Blanca?

Because she found out what you were up to?

Blanca? Michael's maid?

You told me she was m*rder*d.

Michael's the one who thinks she was m*rder*d.

I was just gossiping.

So you didn't k*ll Blanca?

No, but I am gonna k*ll you.

Marisol! Aah!

Jesse! What are you doing here?

Aah! [Thud]

Oh, my God. Jesse.

Are you okay?

You're the one who got stabbed.

Jesse.

Jesse!

[Knock on door]

I hope you don't mind the interruption, but Deion has something he would like to tell you.

I'm sorry for messing with your stuff and giving you a mustache and sh**ting you in the butt.

Well, it takes a good man to admit he did something wrong.

And I would have laughed at the butt thing if it was somebody else's butt.

[Chuckles]

Okay, Deion. Time to do homework.

Okay.

You know, in spite of your act, I think you have a place in your heart for children.



Here is your paycheck.

With a little something extra, as promised.

I don't understand why you wanted Zoila to think you were broke.

You will.

Zoila.

We need to talk.

These are not my cravings. They're hers.

And she does not know what carbs are yet because she's a fetus.

I spoke with Christopher.

And I'm sure you'd agree, this year has been very difficult for us.

Oh, no. You two broke up.

I am so sorry, sweetie, but maybe it is for the best.

No. I'm talking about the difficulties between you and me.

I'm not sure I understand.

Please promise me we'll always be in each other's lives.

Of course. Why wouldn't we?

I love you, Zoila.

But I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go.



How's the patient?

All stitched up.

They... they say I'm gonna make it.

Thank you again for coming to my rescue.

How did you know Olivia was coming after me?

Uh, she was pretty upset after she talked to Mr. Stappord, so I decided to follow her.

Well, the police took her into custody, and she's under a psych evaluation.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say she cray.

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles]

But on the bright side, you've got a sexy scar, and a great story to tell at parties, right?

More than one.

Since I got here, I've found a chopped-off hand, been stabbed, held at gunpoint...

Again, I am so sorry about that.

You know, I spent three tours in Afghanistan, and I didn't see this much action.

[Laughs] It has been kind of hectic, huh?

Listen, Marisol, when I met you, I told you I was looking for peace and quiet.

I don't think I'm gonna find that here.

[Sighs]

So, what are you gonna do?

I'm gonna go home to Seattle.

It's where my sisters live.

It'll be nice to be around family.

I'm sorry to hear that.

I'm gonna miss you.

Well, maybe I'll come back and visit.

Sure, if you ever need a place to stay...

Or a g*n in your face.

[Both laugh]

I'll know who to call.

[Sighs]

I really hope you find what you're looking for, Jesse.

I hope you do, too.



Poor Miguel.

Are you kidding?

Those kids saw a real live fight.

He'll be the star of his class.

Still, I shouldn't have invited Spence.

I told him we need space.

I'm glad to hear that.

Pero, he did say something strange.

Oh?

He said he caught that clown taking pictures of Katy's room.

And I remember, Mrs. Taylor said there were some bad people looking for her.

Come on, Rosita. He was a clown.

And you really think there's nothing to worry about?

I'll complain to the company I hired him from.

You'll never see him again.

Gracias, mi amor.

I'm so glad you're back, Ernesto.

Now let's clean this couch so Mrs. Taylor doesn't fire me.

Should I put this in the wash?

Nope, covers are dry-clean only, so we got to take them to the...

[Gasps]

What is that?

Looks like blood.

Blood?

Yeah, but someone tried really hard to clean it up.

Blanca.

What?

Ay, Ernesto.

I think something terrible happened in this room.



[Knock on door]

Who is it?

[Sighs]

[Knocking continues]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hola, amigo.

Do I know you?

It's me. Bobo.

[Grunts]

[Groans]



The plan is on. Tomorrow night we take the girl.

Next monday...

[Door opens]

What was that?

Oh. I didn't hear anything.

With only one episode left until the Season Finale...

You let him in, didn't you? Stop lying to me!

They are coming dangerously close to the truth.

[Groans]

[Screaming] Help me!

What did you do?

[Groans]

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