03x10 - Young & No More Therapy

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Previously on Young & Hungry...

In our last appointment we talked about you letting Gabi start dating.

How'd that go?

I guess it went fine.

Sofia, I'm not dating anymore.

Okay? I'm waiting for Josh. He's my one in a million.

A car skidded in the rain and hit my dog. I'm sorry, I have to get to the animal hospital.

I'll take you.

How is he? Oh, thank God!

He's gonna be just fine.

(laughing)

Thank you so much for being there for me.

Hi!

How awesome is it that I get to work at the new, fancy Soul Spin that just opened up across the street?

Now I get free lattes all day long.

Oh, wow, they have free lattes there?

Nope. Here, hit me!

Hello?

I'm sorry, I'm a little busy doing my real job... getting ready to tell Josh I am no longer dating.

I'm officially waiting for him.

(beeping)

What? Gabi, that's a horrible idea. He's the one that told you to start dating.

Oh, please, his lips said, "You should date," but his cute little puppy dog eyes said, "Pwease wait!"

Yeah, you can wait, but don't tell him you're waiting.

It'll just freak him out and put way too much pressure on him.

No, that's ridiculous. If anything, he'll feel less pressure.

This way, he doesn't have to worry about me meeting someone and not being there when he's ready.

This way, he can relax in the warm security of knowing I'm standing right outside of his door waiting.

Just waiting.

Yeah, men love that.

Gabi, remember that cute guy, Max, that I met at Soul Spin?

Mm-hmm.

Well, he asked me out tonight, and you wanna know why? Because I didn't pressure him.

When he asked me, I said, "Cool," and just walked away.

Didn't even give him my phone number.

How is he gonna text you to tell you what you're gonna do or where you're gonna meet?

Oh, crap, I gotta go!

Oh, my God!

You just won the Australian award for Digital Innovation in Next Gen Optimization.

A D.I.N.G.O.!

Yeah, yeah, I know. I got the email.

Why aren't you more excited?

It's soops prestidge.

They want you in Sydney this weekend.

They're paying for everything, including a presidential suite and first class tickets for two!

Elliot...

Of course I'll go with you!

I've already found tons of stuff for us to do in Sydney.

We can take a tour of the opera house, we can spend the day at Bondi Beach... we can explore Hugh Jackman's outback, and if we're lucky, his down undah.

Mmm...

Hey... Elliot, can you give us a minute? I need to talk to Alan.

Fine. I'll go buy us some sunnies!

That's "sunglasses" in Aussie.

You're not coming with me.

Aw, bugger.

You got my message?

Yes, and I'm way ahead of you.

I need to undo my redo of your office, so... I'm returning your accent wall back to its hideous burnt orange.

That's not why I called.

(exhales)

I kissed my therapist.

Oh, my God, that is so wrong. I can't even listen to this. Tell me everything.

It was so crazy. In the middle of our session, Dr. Rounds got this phone call that her dog was hit by a car, and she was so freaked out...

That's when you kissed her?

No. She was so upset, so I drove her to the vet.

That's when you kissed her?

No. We found out that her dog was gonna be okay, and that's when she kissed me.

Oh, my God, making out with your therapist?

This is so Prince of Tides.

What?

Streisand, Nolte, rent it.

Never mind, I own it.

You know you can never tell Gabi about this.

Oh, you think?

This would crush her.

You think?

Hey, don't be smart-alecky. I'm trying to help.

You can never go back to that therapist.

What? I can't start over with someone new!

I'll be in therapy forever. Ah, thank God Gabi's not waiting.

Alan, I could not handle that pressure.

Hey, guys!

And that's how you play baseball, Alan! Just...

Alan: Ah!

Hey, uh, Alan, can I talk to Josh for a minute?

Sure, sure, Gabi. I'll make myself scarce.

And a nosh.

Hi.

Hey.

I made you your favorite breakfast, French toast stuffed with strawberry cream cheese.

You wanna know why?

Why?

Because I made a really big decision about us.

You did?

Mm-hmm.

Josh, I'm waiting.

For...

For... you know...

Me?

Me? Gabi, no. Tell me you're not waiting for me.

Please, tell me you're not waiting for me.

(laughs)

No! No, I'm not waiting for you.

I'm waiting for... um, a completely other person.

A man. I am waiting for a man who I am dating because I am not waiting. Knock, knock. Who's there? Your ego.

You want some whipped cream on your French toast?

Okay, gotta go.

(theme music playing)

♪ She in the spotlight and she turned my head ♪
♪ She'd run a red light 'cause she's bad like that ♪
♪ I like that ooh, baby ooh, baby, baby

(Knock on door)

Josh.

Hi, Dr. Rounds.

Honestly, I didn't know if you were gonna show up for your session today.

Yeah, neither did I. Ah, my friend told me not to, but I felt like we were making some real progress before...

"the whole thing with the dog happened."

How is he, by the way?

He's doing okay, thanks.

Josh, I just want to say what happened the other night was unprofessional and will never happen again.

(exhales) Great, because there is a lot going on in Joshland.

Well, I'm committed to helping you in the most ethical, objective, and professional way.

(exhales)

So... how was your week?

Well, um... I won an award.

Yeah, I'm flying to Sydney on Saturday.

Congratulations. You must be proud.

I am.

But, the thing is, they gave me this plus one, and I'm like, "Dammit." You know, I wish I can take Gabi, but I can't.

I don't want to lead her on and make her think that I'm ready to be with her when I'm not.

But I wanna be.

She's dating a lot, and what if I lose her? What if another guy falls for her?

She's so amazing and beautiful and funny.

Okay!

We get it! You like Gabi!

I apologize for my outburst.

(shakily) Go on.

Are you crying?

I'm sorry. I am so sorry.

I thought I could be professional, but I can't.

I know I said that kiss didn't mean anything, but it did.

I can't stop thinking about it.

Did it mean anything to you?

Uh...

Oh, God!

This is so not professional.

You know what? I'm gonna give you the name of a therapist, and you can continue your treatment with them and I'll just... never see you again.

Okay? You okay with that?

Uh...

You know what? I am falling apart.

You need to go, Josh. Unless you wanna stay.

No. No, no. Go, go. Get out.

Whoo! Those paint fumes got me feelin' a little sexy.

Come here my little... Oop, now I'm nauseous.

Do you have any bagels?

How does roast pig sound?

With my cholesterol? Like su1c1de.

I'm talking luau in the backyard of our AirBnB on the beach in Maui.

I was thinking, since Josh is going to be gone for a week, how about a little redo of our honeymoon?

Sweetie, I love that idea, but I don't have a job.

You know we can't afford a rental with its own plunge pool and sweeping views of a hopefully inactive volcano?

Oh, God, we need to find a way.

All we need is a third so we can go splitsies.

But who do we know who's all alone and could drop everything and make vacation plans with no notice?

Hey!

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

We're gonna be on that beach in no time.

And I'm gonna be on that beach till she says, "Yes."

Yolanda!

Gabi... look! Max sent me flowers!

Listen to this. (clears throat)

"Dear Sofia, I'm sending you these flowers for no reason."

No one has ever sent me "no reason" flowers before.

Aww, that's so sweet.

Okay, my turn.

So you were totally right about Josh.

I told him I was waiting and he freaked out, so I told him I was waiting for a date.

And guess what I don't have? A date.

Oh.

(door opens)

Hey, guys.

Hey, Josh.

Flowers, you ask? Indeed they are. (chuckles)

Sent to me by none other than that guy I told you I was... dating.

Nice. Have you seen Alan?

Oh, read you the card, you ask?

Okay. "Dear Sof... Gabi...

I'm sending you these flowers for no reason."

Oh, heck, I'm not gonna bore you with the rest.

The point is, I'm dating, so no pressure for you.

Great. Thanks. If you see Alan, tell him I need him.

So, uh... I made it clear I'm dating, right?

Or should I give myself a hickey with the vacuum cleaner?

Gabi said you needed me?

Remember how you told me not to go back to my therapist?

I did.

And?

She told me she has feelings for me.

(gasps) Demon woman! I'm gonna report her!

No! No, no, no! I don't want her to lose her job.

(gasps) You like her! Prince of Tides! Prince of Tides!

I like Gabi.

Gabi's the one I like. Alan, this is hell.

I can't go back to therapy, so I can't get better for Gabi, but I can't tell Gabi that I can't go back 'cause she'll ask why, and then I'll have to tell her because I kissed my therapist, which you and I both agreed I cannot do.

(exhales)

Alan, what are you doing?

Wha... Oh, my God, that feels good.

I know. My Nana used to do this every time I had to do something sporty.

Josh, listen to me.

This trip to Australia couldn't come at a better time.

You need to get away, clear your head, and come back and find yourself a new therapist. Might I suggest a man?

No. I'm not seeing any more therapists. I am officially done with therapy.

Yes!

That worked fast!

(elevator dings)

Oh, my God, what took you so long?

You texted me, like, two minutes ago!

What are you doing?

Well, I'm in the middle of teaching a class. I have to keep my heart rate up.

It's fine. Just talk fast. I turned the lights down and put on an extended remix. Go!

It worked, Sofia. It worked!

What worked?

The me dating, no pressure thing!

It totally sealed the deal with Josh! He's done with therapy!

Oh, my God, that's so great! I'm so happy for him!

For him? What about me? Don't you know what this means?

Well, I don't know. Talk quick 'cause I only have a minute left until we do arms.

If he's done with therapy, that means he's over his commitment issues, which means he's ready to be with me.

With me!

Wow! He said all that?

No, he didn't, but he's about to, which is the other reason I asked you to come up here.

I need to borrow your Poppin' Pink lip gloss. I want our first kiss back together to be poppin'.

(ding)

Okay!

Well, I only have 15 seconds left.

Okay!

You pop that lip gloss, girl! Do it, do it, do it!

Thank you! Bye!

You look amazing! Bye!

(chuckles)

Alo-hey!

I am so excited about our trip to Hawaii! Thanks again for inviting me.

Oh, it's our pleasure.

Just remember the rule: Bellinis, not bikinis.

And you remember: cru-di-tay, not nu-di-tay.

Ooh, check out all this stuff I got on my lunch break.

A hat to keep the sun out of my eyes while I'm on the lido deck... (chuckles) and some Dramamine for my seasickness.

Yolanda, you know we're flying to Hawaii, right?

Flying? No, no, no, no, no. No one said anything about flying!

We only have a week off.

If we took a boat, by the time we got there, we'd have to come right back.

Oh. Heh, that makes sense. Ha!

I'm out!

You can't back out now! We already booked the rental!

I'm sorry, I've never been on a plane.

And I'm never gettin' on one.

You do know there's booze on planes, right?

You know where else there's booze?

In my purse!

Right here on the ground!

Okay, so an acceptance speech under two minutes and no kangaroo puns.

But what if I'm feeling jumpy? (laughs) Hello?

Got your dinner.

Oh, good.

Okay, well, tonight's menu features butternut squash soup.

Don't spill it... unless you want to. Do you want to? Spill it, I mean?

Nope. Too good to spill.

Okay, well, I'll just be... goin'.

Headin' to the door to... leave, unless you... wanna say something. No? Okay.

All right, I'm... leaving.

Leaving.

Left.

You know what I thought would be nice?

A little dessert. So, I whipped you up an apple tarte Tatin.

That looks delicious.

You know what they say, an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

All kinds of doctors.

Okay, well, bye-bye.

(yawning)

Coffee? Tea? Pineapple sorbet?

Gabi, why are you still here?

Just thought you might have something to tell me.

Oh! Yeah! I do. I completely forgot.

Finally!

I'm flying to Sydney tomorrow night.

Oh, my God, I have waited so...

What?

No, I already know that.

I want new news. New news! Just say it.

I won an award?

Oh, my God.

Josh, what award?

"The person who waited the longest to tell Gabi he's done with therapy" award?

What?

Where did you hear that?

Um... I overheard you talking with Alan.

Why didn't you tell me? I've been waiting all night.

Why do you think I just keep coming in here like a crazy person?

Do you think I just have pineapple sorbet lying around?

No, I've been k*lling myself out there to get in here so you can tell me that you're done with therapy and you want to be together.

So, are you ready or... or not?

Uh...

No uh's. I want words.

Gabi, it's complicated.

Oh, not those words!

Why is it so complicated? Either you're done with therapy and you wanna be together... or you're not.

I mean, what's so difficult? Why can't you tell me?

(Josh sighs)

Gabi... I, um... I kissed my therapist.

(sighs)

Gabi... she kissed me.

I didn't kiss her. It meant nothing.

Oh, really? If it meant nothing, then why didn't you tell me?

Because of this.

Don't talk to me, okay? Not one word.

Did you kiss her back?

Gabi...

I don't wanna hear it.

Oh, my God... do you like her?

No, I...

Save it, okay?

I gotta get outta here.

Gabi, wait.

No, Josh. All I've been doing is waiting.

Waiting for you to be with me, waiting for you to be finished with therapy, waiting for you to tell me you're finished with therapy...

Well, I'm not waiting anymore.

Gabi, are you seriously just gonna walk away?

I never walked away from you. Even after all the stuff you put me through.

Me? What did I put you through?

You dated Cooper when I asked you not to.

You kissed your therapist.

You stood me up on our first date and you flew to Switzerland.

You kissed your therapist!

You kissed my brother!

You kissed your therapist!

And after all those things, I forgave you. You can't forgive me for this one thing.

(ding)

No. We're done.

Gabi...

Done!

God, I wish the doors would close!

Oh, hey! I'm on my way to meet Max, but how did everything go with Josh?

He kissed his therapist.

I'm not going on this date, am I?

(sighs) Okay.

Tell me everything. What happened?

He kissed his therapist. The end. Nothing else matters.

So, you did that thing where you get really mad and don't let anybody talk and then you stormed out.

Yup, I did.

What are you doing?

I have de-Kaminskied this apartment, I have re-Kaminskied this apartment, and now, I am re-de-Kaminski-ing it.

I swear, Sofia, this is the last time.

Well... that's what you said two days ago.

Gabi, look, I realize that Josh kissing his therapist is a complete betrayal, and you have every right to be furious, but...

No! No buts!

As soon as you say "but," that means you're taking his side.

All I'm saying...

Saying "all I'm saying" is taking his side too.

Listen, just go on your date, okay?

Ah, I'm not ready to talk calmly about this.

I am so pissed, and I don't want you to talk me out of it.

Fine. I will leave you alone.

Thank you.

Can I just say one more thing?

No.

You have found your one in a million guy.

(scoffs) I would give anything to know who mine is.

And if I ever found him, I'd never let him go.

(door closes)

(clang)

And hey, this is in no way me telling you what to do, but just in case, here's my lip gloss.

Thank you.

(sighs)

(sighs)

Oh, my God, what are you doing here?

Coming with you to Sydney!

Oh God, this is a huge mistake.

I don't know what I was thinking buying a ticket to surprise you.

I never do anything spontaneous. Now I know why!

I'm gonna go.

Wait.

(sighs)

Gabi and I are over.

She found out about our kiss and ended things for good.

You okay?

Not really.

Wanna talk about it?

(baby crying)

(passenger coughing)

(baby's crying continues)

(sighs)

(machine beeping)

(deep inhale and exhale)

Okay...

Poppin' Pink lips. Check.

Here goes everything.

Okay.

I can't get over it.

You're telling me this whole thing is fake?

Yes. It's a simulation. It's the latest and most intensive therapeutic technique available to help people get over their fear of flying.

And it was very expensive, but you're worth it, Fro-Yo.

Oh! I can't believe you made me pack my bags too.

It's all part of the process.

So everyone on here is afraid of flying, just like me?

Not all of them.

A few of them are actors.

(gasps)

You know, to make it seem real.

Well, damn. They really go all out.

(engine starts)

(gasps) What's that?

Have they started the plane?

No, no, no.

It's just a sound effect.

(exhaling)

Okay, Yolanda, time for your fake Valium.

Yolanda: This all seems so real.

Elliot: Wait'll you see how real they make Hawaii look.