04x10 - Grime and Punishment

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Devious Maids". Aired June 23, 2013 - August 8, 2016.
"Devious Maids" centers on a close-knit group of Latina maids, who are bonded together, working in the mansions of Beverly Hills' wealthiest and most powerful families, life struggles and the melodramatic universe that engulfs their employers.
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04x10 - Grime and Punishment

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Previously on "Devious Maids"...

Spence Westmore, you're under arrest for the m*rder of Peri Westmore.

No, no, he didn't do it!

Maybe Peri told the cult about the man who drugged and r*ped her.

I think he's the k*ller.

There is a video of Peri being interviewed by The Circle.

If we had it, we can prove Spence is innocent.

I can't.

The Circle is gone?

Zoila went next door, and the place was cleaned out.

Oh, my God. [Whispering] Is that a tunnel?

You coming with me?

I'm Fiona.

I thought you were... in Italy.

You must be Zoila, my maid.

I know you're my mother now.

I can't be that for you.

They're casting the movie based on Marisol's book.

I got a callback.

You did?

Peter. Husband number three.

I happen to think you're sexy as hell.

"I didn't know what kind of flowers you liked, so I got them all."

Peter."

A little birdie told me that Marisol got back together with Jesse.

You were right. Marisol's seeing her ex again.

I really screwed things up royally, huh?

I didn't realize you were so taken with Peter.

Neither did I... until he was gone.

I'm not usually like this.

It's just Peter.

I never meant to cheat on him.

What happened to you... that's r*pe.

Who was it?

Hugh Metzger... the director.

Mr. Metzger?

Come on in.

I'm leaving you.

Evelyn, we were meant to be together.

[Gasps] Dear God.

Evelyn is jealous of me and Gail.

You told me your marriage was over.

I'm sorry. I can't do this.

I decided to give Evelyn her divorce.

Gail, I am madly in love with you.

Good morning, Evelyn... and attorney whose name I will never learn.

Shall we begin the divorce negotiations?

Will your attorney be joining us?

No, no. I didn't invite him.

I'm certain we can divide the assets fairly and amicably.

We'll see how amicable you're feeling after you have read my list of demands.

The penthouse in Manhattan.

I spent a great deal of effort renovating that apart...

It's yours.

Our yacht, The Lady Evelyn... yours again.

In fact, this all seems acceptable.

Agreed.

Agreed. Agreed.

I know it's not on the list, but I also want the Manet.

The Manet or the Monet?

Both.

Agreed.

What the hell are you doing?

She means, "Thank you." Yeah. [Chuckles]

I'll have the final documents drawn up immediately.

Wonderful.

See?

Amicable.

♪ ♪

Adrian, you have been fighting this divorce for months, and suddenly you're just giving up?

It's time for me to move on, just as you moved on with Reverend Hamilton.

Yes.

Yes, we are very happy, but I don't understand.

What turned you around?

Evelyn! Oh, dear.

This must be a little bit awkward for you.

Awkward? Why would it be awkward?

I haven't had the chance to give her the news.

Oh, let me tell her.

Adrian and I are engaged!

Is that the Powell Family blood diamond?

Adrian, this is insane.

I assumed you'd be happy. You're finally free of me.

That's exactly what you want, isn't it?

[Exhales sharply]

♪ ♪

Rosie, what do you know about Peri's k*ller?

I think he's the same man who drugged Peri and r*ped her years ago...

Tucker's real father.

I can't say who, but I know someone who's had a very similar experience, and the man who as*ault her was Hugh Metzger.

[Exhales sharply] Get out.

Wait. The jerk Who's directing your movie?

Do you think he could have k*lled Peri?

Miss Shannon said Peri's r*pist was a big sh*t in the movie industry.

Ay, dios mío.

Danni had a callback with him last night.

[Ringing]

Contesta. Danni, pick up. Pick up.

Hello?

Daniela.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine. What's wrong?

Oh, thank God.

Listen to me... stay away from Hugh Metzger.

What?

He drugs and rapes women, and he could be a k*ller, Danni.

Unbelievable!

You're making up these crazy lies because you're jealous of me.

I'm protecting you from a r*pist.

Please.

He was super nice to me at the callback last night.

Well, o-okay. Maybe he's trying to get you to trust him.

But stay away from him.

And do not drink anything he gives you.

Promise me, Danni, please.

[Sighs heavily] I promise.

Now I got to go. Adios.

Who was that?

Oh, just my cousin. [Chuckles nervously]

Anyway, let's get back to work.

You know, actually, I thought we'd take a little bit of a break, maybe have a little wine.

Oh, but shouldn't we keep rehearsing for my big screen test?

Come on. You've got to loosen up.

You do want the part, don't you?

♪ ♪

Genevieve Delatour for Dr. Selevan.

I'm a bit early.

Oh, may I offer you a beverage while you wait?

We have sparkling water, champagne.

Champagne?

Oh, I'm so happy I changed therapists.

Yes, please.

I always get here early just for the bubbly.

Got to love Beverly Hills.

My waxer offers complimentary Vicodin.

[Both laugh]

So, what are you in for?

I recently discovered, uh, some troubling things about an incident in my past.

You? Breakup... two years ago.

Letting go of relationships is... It's not my strong suit.

I've been holding onto mine for 20.

Ohh. I love meeting somebody who's more messed up than me.

[Both laugh]

Oh, you should probably leave the bottle.

Oh.

Cheers. [Chuckles]

[Telephone rings, keypad beeps]

Maids by Marisol.

Yes. Peter. Hello.

[Whispering] Give me the phone.

[Whispering] No. You know I've been trying to talk to him.

Marisol, you don't under... Just give me the phone.

Hi. Peter, I have been missing you like crazy...

Oh. Hi, sir.

Yes, we can find you a maid.

How's Wednesday at 2:00?

Great.

[Keypad beeps]

Wrong Peter?

Shut up.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you're still not over your breakup?

What breakup? Peter has just disappeared.

It's the best relationship I've ever had, and I never even got the chance to say I'm sorry... or goodbye.

Well, why don't you stop moping around here then and go out and find yourself some closure, already?

God, I envy you, Evelyn. You seem completely over Adrian.

Ohh!

Ah, you don't know yet.

What?

Adrian is marrying...

Gail Fleming.

What?!

I don't understand it.

He has always despised her, and yet they're having an engagement party at the mansion tomorrow.

And you're my plus one, by the way.

They invited you?

Seems kind of aggressive.

It's like he's going out of his way to rub my nose in it.

Oh, maybe he's just trying to make you jealous.

[Laughing] Oh, my God.

He doesn't want to marry Gail.

He wants me to break them up and come running back to him.

Sounds like Adrian is playing a very high-stakes game of chicken.

[Chuckles] If that's what he wants... then chicken we shall play.

Here it is... the guest list from the night of Peri's party.

Thank God you saved this.

What are all the sad faces?

Peri wanted me to keep track of anyone who didn't bring a gift so she knew who to publicly shame.

There's his name... Hugh Metzger.

He was at the party.

Which means he could have m*rder Peri.

I told you.

I'm gonna get Spence out of jail.

[Pounding on door]

Police! Step back!

♪ ♪

I got this.

Check in the back. You two, upstairs. Go.

Detective, what's going on?

I'm gonna ask you this once. Where is Spence?

I don't understand. He's not at the prison?

No. He escaped with another inmate.

Listen, if you're harboring him here...

I'm not. I swear.

We didn't even know he was missing.

Is all this really necessary?

Yes.

Spence Westmore is an escaped m*rder.

We have orders.

Now, if he resists capture, we will sh**t to k*ll.

[Dramatic music playing]

I understand why Peter wouldn't talk to me after what I did.

You didn't do anything. You were violated.

And Peter was an a-hole for not even bothering to find out what happened.

You're right. Thank you, Lori.

Just reminds me how happy I am that I'm not into men.

Oh.

You're a lesbian.

Do you enjoy it?

I do.

No male egos.

You don't have to watch stupid things on TV.

[Chuckles] And you end up with twice the wardrobe.

Oh, well, when you put it like that, I get the appeal.

[Both laugh]

Dr. Selevan is ready for you.

Uh, actually, I don't need my appointment.

I've just had The best therapy of my life.

Aww. [Chuckles]

[Cellphone ringing]

[Keypad beeps] Oh, hey, Danni.

Carmen, something bad happened with Hugh Metzger.

Where are you?

[Knock on door]

Oh, my God. Danni, are you okay?

Did he touch you? You can tell me.

I'll k*ll him, but you can tell me.

I'm fine, but Hugh's not.

[Gasps] Oh, my God.

What happened?

You told me he drugged women, so I switched our glasses when he wasn't looking.

Is he d*ad?

Unfortunately, no.

You did the right thing.

If you hadn't warned me, he would've done that to me, and then...

Shh. Shh. Shh.

No. You're safe now. It's okay.

Should we call the police?

No. No. The police are idiots. They always screw up.

Spence is in jail while this guy goes free.

No, no, no.

I have an idea.

Okay, the house is all clear, but Spence may try to make contact.

Spence didn't k*ll Peri.

But I know who did.

Really?

It was Hugh Metzger, the director.

He drugged Peri and r*ped her.

What?

Over the years, I have heard rumors about Mr. Metzger taking advantage of women.

So, you believe me?

Look, Rosie, even if he is a r*pist, it doesn't mean he's a m*rder.

Please. Spence didn't do this.

Then why is he on the run?

[Sighs]

[Cellphone chimes]

[Keypad beeps]

Flowers for Peter Hudson.

Yeah, just put them anywhere.

Wait. What's all this?

I didn't know what kind of flowers you liked, so I got them all.

You snuck into my office?

It was the only way I could talk to you.

Peter...

I am so, so sorry.

For sleeping with your ex?

I made a huge mistake.

You have every right to be mad at me.

I don't need you to tell me that.

Look...

I can't think of a big enough way to say I'm sorry.

I would write it across the sky if I could.

I always sabotage the good things in my life, and you were a really good thing.

I loved you.

Peter...

I love you.

Was there anything else?

I just wish we could go back to the way things were.

[Sighs heavily]

Me too.

♪ ♪

[Steam hissing]

Zoila, need I remind you that fetching the post is the maid's job?

I'm so sorry.

I would have, but you asked me to hand-steam all your gowns.

Hey, what's the name of that handsome chap who lives next door?

Kyle. But he moved away. Why?

Well, apparently he's returned.

I just spied him through their window.

I'll be right back.

Zoila, where are you going?

[Sighs]

Oh, for God's sake.

Hello?

Kyle?

[Thud]

Kyle?

Oh, my God.

Spence!

[Dramatic music playing]

What are you doing here?

Rosie mentioned that this house was empty, and I figured It was a good place to lay low.

And why the hell did you break out?

Because I was ruining Rosie's life.

All she cared about was proving I was innocent.

And she's about to do it, too!

She's this close to finding the real k*ller!

Who's this?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Put the g*n down, k*ll Face.

Your name is "k*ll Face"?

It suits you.

Where'd you even get that?

Supply run.

She a hostage? She's cute.

No, no, no.

She's a friend.

She might tell the cops about us.

I won't tell anyone.

And you cannot be seen outside, so let me go, and I can bring you back some food and soap.

Come on, man.

Mm.

[Sighs]

Rosie really knows who k*lled Peri?

I think so. But, Spence, if the police find you, they're gonna use deadly force.

So Rosie needs to solve this thing quickly, or...

Yeah. I'm a d*ad man.

[Grunts]

[Groans]

Why am I tied up?

You messed with Danni.

And when you mess with Danni, you mess with me.

You don't want to mess with her. She crazy.

You can't do this to me. Do you know who I am?

You're a monster.

Help! Help!

Stop that! Nobody can hear you.

We don't want to hurt you.

We just want you to tell the truth about what you did to Peri Westmore.

Well, I-I-I didn't do anything to her.

I think he needs some help jogging his memory.

This is oven cleaner.

"Avoid contact with eyes and skin."

I wonder why it says that.

Ay.

Huh?

Aah! You crazy bitch!

You can stop this.

All you have to do is tell us what you did.

Spray him more. Go ahead.

Spray as much as you want. I'm not saying another word.

Okay. Let's try this some other way.

Ohh.

Geez! Who the hell are you people?

We're maids, and we're not messing around!

Now start talking.

Evelyn, thanks again for letting us have the engagement party here.

Please. Not being consulted made it an easy decision.

But still, you're being such a good sport about all this.

Well, I've been trying to divorce Adrian for a year.

I should be thanking you.

[Chuckles] In fact...

I just had the craziest thought.

What if we turned the engagement party into a surprise wedding?

Marry Adrian tomorrow?

Gail, you have got to lock him down A.S.A.P.

I don't mean to sound indelicate, but Adrian does have a wandering eye.

Well, an impromptu wedding would be a wonderful surprise for everyone.

And you know who else would love the idea?

Adrian.

I think I know what this is about.

And just because Marisol and I broke up does not mean that you and I will be getting back together.

I see your self-esteem is as robust as ever.

But I wanted to see you to tell you... it's over between us.

It's been over for 20 years.

Not for me.

I've been carrying a torch for you all this time.

But I finally realized that you were a real... a-hole.

I'm not the one who cheated.

I didn't cheat.

But you didn't even stick around long enough to hear my side of the story.

Okay.

Do you want to tell me now?

I didn't come here to rehash the past.

I came here to tell you that you made a mistake.

You ran away.

And it seems to me you're doing the same thing with Marisol.

You already threw away one great love.

Do you really want to throw away another one?

Thankfully, Peri didn't tell the police... what I did to her.

You mean drugging her? Raping her?

Getting her pregnant?

You're gonna pay for that.

Well, trust me, I have... through the nose.

What do you mean?

[Sighs] The Circle, the... the cult that Peri joined... she told them everything, and... and they've been using it against me.

Because they had it all on video.

They blackmailed me.

I've been bankrolling the cult for years.

What about the night of Peri's m*rder?

You were at her party.

I was, and that night Peri saw something that she shouldn't have.

Do you know where Ben is?

Uh, I'll check downstairs.

Ben!

Oh, my God.

Uh, Peri...

Peri knew exactly what was going on in that room because I'd done the same thing to her years before.

Peri, you were looking for me?

Call the police.

He was about to r*pe some poor girl.

Peri had always thought she was the only one. But that night, she realized there were others.

Okay, Peri, we can work this out.

You son of a bitch. You are done hurting women.

Done!

You can't let her talk. I'll be ruined.

Relax. We'll handle Peri.

You know how valuable you are to us.

I saw the look in Peri's eye.

She wanted my head on a platter.

And that's why you k*lled her... to keep her quiet.

I didn't k*ll Peri.

[Scoffs]

No! No! No! No! No! No! It's the truth!

Look, I mean, why would I confess to everything else and not this?

Look, I know it looks bad, but the night of her party, she got into a big fight with her ex.

I mean, he k*lled her... uh, Spence Westmore.

Spence is innocent. He was framed.

Well, I didn't m*rder her.

Come on.

Peri was k*lled to protect your secrets.

If you didn't k*ll her, who else would?

[Sighs]

Oh, my God.

What?

[Crying] No, she wouldn't.

She? Who's she? Peri?

[Women murmuring]

♪ ♪
Guys, h-he doesn't look so good.

My chest.

Dios mío, he's... he's having a heart att*ck!

Aah!

[Gasps]

What on earth are you doing?

Oh, um, this is food that I'm taking to my mom because she's dying.

What a wretched little life you lead.

Take out the rubbish as you go.

♪ ♪

Fiona, did you throw out my mail?

You shouldn't have your letters sent here.

This is my house.

I live here, too.

No. You work here. There's a difference.

♪ ♪

"Sorry how things ended. I'm really not a bad guy.

Hope this helps. Kyle."

Oh, my God.

Hugh Metzger had a heart att*ck?

Yes, so we untied him, called the paramedics, and ran.

Why didn't you report it to the police?

He k*lled Peri. I think he's protecting the real k*ller.

He said something about a woman.

Rosie!

What's wrong?

First, Spence is okay.

What?

He's hiding out in Kyle's attic.

Ay, dios. I got to go see him.

No, no! The police are watching you.

And besides, Kyle sent me something you need to see right away.

You put it in your bra?

Don't start. I'm having a day. Okay.

Is that...

The video you've been looking for... Peri's secrets.

♪ ♪

[Door opens]

Hey. How are you doing?

Okay. [Chuckles]

But I realized How awful I've been to you, so I brought you this to say I'm sorry.

Aww. That's so s...

Hey. This is my bracelet.

The point is that you were there for me when I needed you.

I care about you... a lot.

I could tell. You got pretty crazy with Hugh.

Well, nobody messes with Carmen Luna.

Or her daughter.

You just called me your...

I know. I know.

Why don't we start over?

No lies... or secrets or fighting.

Just a real relationship.

That sounds really nice. [Chuckles]

You know, it's too bad that your birth father isn't here to see this.

I just hope Lucas is smiling down on us from heaven.

Mm-hmm.

[Birds chirping]

More flowers, Cherie.

After all, this is a celebration of undying love between my husband and a close friend of mine.

Evelyn, did you convince Gail to turn this party into a wedding?

Isn't this what you wanted... to marry Gail Fleming?

Of course it is.

Unfortunately, you and I have yet to sign the divorce documents, so, sadly, there can be no wedding today.

Oh, darn.

But now that I think of it, I have the divorce documents right inside.

We just need to sign them.

That is wonderful.

If only it were that simple.

The documents have to be signed in front of a notary public.

Judge Winslow is on the guest list.

If we catch him as the party's starting, he can make it official.

Excellent idea... because I really want to marry Gail.

Good... because it is really happening.

♪ ♪

...not even cute at all...

How's it going with Peri's video? Learn anything?

[Sighs] Just that Peri loves to talk about herself.

It's nine hours long.

What could she possibly talk about for nine hours?

Mm.

So, now it's h*m* year, and my roommate is this awful girl named Tamar. She snores like an animal, but of course I can't say anything because she's in a wheelchair.

Oh, boy. [Sighs]

Maybe just scroll forward until she gets emotional?

Wait. There.

Is she crying?

This could be it.

[Key clacks]

[ Crying] I was terrified that Spence would find out the baby wasn't his. I knew I had to come forward about the r*pe, so I called Hugh and I told him I was turning him in.

But you never did?

Well, the strangest thing happened. Hugh's daughter showed up with an offer. In return for my silence, Hugh would turn me into a giant movie star.

He sent his daughter to do his dirty work?

Man, she was desperate to shut me up.
[Sniffles]

She obviously didn't want to see her family dragged through the mud.

Hugh's daughter really wanted to protect him.

Maybe that's the woman Hugh was talking about.

Well, he's a public figure.

Shouldn't be that hard to figure out who his daughter is.

Can you imagine finding out your father r*ped somebody and covering it up for him?

She must be evil.

Oh, she's evil, all right.

You got to be kidding me.

Your father's s*ab, and he's resting now.

We'll call you when he wakes up.

In the meantime, You should go home and rest.

He's in good hands.

Thank you so much.

My dad means everything to me.

[Dramatic music playing]

Officials say there are no new leads in the search for escaped inmates Spence Westmore and Stewart "k*ll Face" Pearlman.

[Remote clicks] Zoila!

Yes, Fiona?

That's the man I saw, the one on the left.

I thought he was the neighbor.

Peri Westmore's m*rder is hiding next door.

[Chuckling] No, that's crazy.

I know what I saw. I'm ringing the police.

Fetch my mobile.

Zoila, my phone... now.

Hand it over this instant.

Oh, for God's sake. Do you want to be fired?

Yes.

♪ ♪

[Door opens, closes]

Who's ready to get a divorce?

The line forms behind me.

How are you, Judge?

A little confused by the enthusiasm, but otherwise fine.

Evelyn, I have something for you.

[Gasps] The 1932 Riesling salvaged from The crash of the Hindenburg.

You gave it to me on our wedding night... such a romantic gesture.

We were supposed to drink that on our 50th anniversary.

But we'll never see 50 years now, so I thought I would use it to toast the end of our marriage... unless that would be too upsetting for you.

Nope. Crack that bitch open.

Well, if you two are done with whatever the hell this is, can we get these signed?

Who's first?

I'll go.

There.

Your turn.

♪ ♪

Done.

[Cork pops]

You're divorced. Congratulations.

Well, I must say, I feel an indescribable sense of relief.

I didn't enjoy a single day of our marriage.

Please! If anyone was miserable, I can assure you it was I.

On three distinct occasions, I considered suffocating you with a pillow.

It's a shame you didn't.

I lay awake most nights praying for death.

Dear God, I despise you.

And I you.

Oh!

♪ ♪

[Indistinct conversations, mid-tempo music playing]

Gail!

The party started an hour ago.

Where have you been? Marisol, it is awful.

My father had a heart att*ck.

We didn't have enough time to cancel the party.

I would feel so much better if I could just find...

Adrian?

I was gonna say a bar.

Gail, can I offer you a cocktail?

Thank you.

You really should find Adrian. He'll take care of you.

Yes, yes. He's in the study.

Great. Thank you.

♪ ♪

Adrian?

Adrian, are you in here?

Adrian?

No, he's not.

[Door closes] Who are you?

I'm Genevieve Delatour's maid. We've met before.

Are you working the party?

'Cause you really shouldn't be in here.

But I need to talk to you... about Peri Westmore.

Never met her. Such a tragedy.

Oh, I knew her.

And so did my husband... Spence Westmore.

The man who k*lled her?

Oh, he didn't k*ll her.

You did.

I know what happened that night.

You were protecting your father, Hugh Metzger.

[Chuckles] Okay. Well, you are clearly deranged or mentally challenged... maybe both.

Peri walked in on him that night, alone with an unconscious woman.

How do you know about that?

He was worried Peri would go to the police, so he confided in the one person who loved him unconditionally... you.

Most daughters would be horrified to hear about such things, but not you.

You helped him cover before.

But she said she's going to the police.

What? No, she can't do that. We had a deal.

Well, she doesn't care anymore.

[Sighs] Okay, I will talk to her.

Daddy, I promise, by morning, this will all be over.

So you raced over in the middle of the night to convince Peri to keep quiet, just like you convinced her before.

But this time, she couldn't be bought.

I'm gonna tell the whole world your daddy's a r*pist, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.

Now get the hell out of my house.

You had to stop her, Or your family would be ruined.

[Dramatic music playing]

♪ ♪

[Gasps] What are you doing?!

Aah!

[Grunts]

[Breathing heavily]

[Gasps]

Huh.

Guess there was something I could do about it.

The next morning, Spence found her body, and the police blamed him.

They never thought to look anywhere else.

Well, did I get it right?

You did.

[Chuckling] Oh, God.

You don't even know how long I've been waiting to say it out loud.

I k*lled Peri Westmore.

You're proud of it?

Uh, yeah.

As far as I'm concerned, k*lling Peri was a public service.

They should pin a medal on me, really.

I'm just surprised.

I figured you wouldn't want to tell me the truth.

Come on. I mean, who's gonna believe you?

You're nothing but a dumb maid.

[Door opens]

I believe her.

What the hell?

Gail Metzger Fleming, you are under arrest for the m*rder of Peri Westmore.

You have the right to remain silent.

W-W-Wait. What is going on?

I went to Detective Shaw with my suspicions about you.

Yeah. We figured you wouldn't confess to the police.

But maybe you wouldn't worry about telling me.

After all, I'm just a dumb maid.

[Door opens]

You two set me up.

Yes, we did. Enjoy jail, Gail.

"Jail Gail"... that could be your prison name.

All right, take her away.

Rosie, thank you so much for your help.

I'm sorry I didn't believe you sooner.

I'm just glad Spence can finally come home.

[All squealing, laughing]

Listen. Listen to me. You have to turn yourself in.

The police will be here any minute.

You snitched on us! No, no. My boss did.

[Sirens wailing]

Liar. She sold us out.

Oh, hey, hey. Okay, we got to... we got to be smart.

She's got to pay for this.

I swear I'm only trying to help you!

I'm not going back to prison.

Oh! [Grunts]

Spence, stop!

[Both grunting]

[g*n]

Spence!

Spence! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God. Okay.

Hold on. Hold on. I'm gonna call for help.

Copy that. We're still at the scene.

Spence was sh*t?

They're bringing him down now.

The sh**t's still at large.

We're searching the neighborhood.

Spence!

[Sirens wailing]

Are you all right?

I think so.

He's very lucky.

The b*llet didn't hit any vital organs.

Does he have to wear these handcuffs?

Spence is innocent.

He still broke out of prison.

But k*ll Face forced you to escape.

Isn't that right?

Yes, yes, he did.

I was a hostage.

He sh*t you when you tried to get away from him.

Rosie, I witnessed it all.

Are we buying this?

He's been through enough. Take off the cuffs.

We have to get him to the hospital.

Not without my wife.

♪ ♪

[Siren wailing]

Your fly is unzipped.

Oh, well, that would be awkward at my engagement party, wouldn't it?

What's going on?

Why are the police here?

How long did we make love?

Based on history, no longer than 11 minutes.

Carmen, what happened?

Tell me no one was k*lled or dismembered.

Our parties really do have a terrible track record.

The police arrested Gail for k*lling Peri Westmore, and the party kind of died after that.

Wow.

Gail is a m*rder?

I'm oddly unfazed by this.

It looks like I won't be marrying her after all.

[Laughs]

At least you still have the Reverend Hamilton.

[Sighs] He dumped me.

It's for the best.

He's a wonderful man. It never would have worked.

[Sighs]

Well, I'm not involved with anyone, and you're not, either.

But we signed the divorce papers.

We can tear those up.

So, where does that leave us?

Are we married or not?

That's wonderful, Rosie.

[Chuckles] Give Spence my love.

Okay, bye.

[Keypad beeps]

Peter.

What are you doing here?

Well, I saw you on the news when Gail Fleming was arrested.

Oh.

Figured it was the universe giving me a kick in the pants.

What?

I've been acting like a big baby.

But I was hurt.

See, when I was in New York, I bought a ring.

Oh, my God.

I realized that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you.

And then I came back and found out that you didn't feel the same way.

But I did. I do.

It just didn't seem that you felt the same way.

[Sighs]

Peter, I made the biggest mistake.

Well, I don't want to make a bigger one by letting you go.

So...

What is happening?

Well, it's an engagement party.

Someone should be getting engaged.

Marisol Suarez, will you marry me?

[Laughs]

Yes.

Oh, Peter.

Oh!

[Chuckles]

You got fired? It was for the best.

But having a boss like Fiona made me see that you're not so bad after all.

That's what I always told you.

So, I was thinking maybe...

You want your job back?

Oh, I'm so, so happy!

Wait.

Your key.

Here.

And you better never give it back to me.

Deal.

But I do think we need to set some ground rules first.

No meddling in each other's lives.

You're right.

From now on, you do you, and I'll do me.

Look at you with the lingo.

[Both chuckle]

[Doorbell rings]

Oh, I'll get it. I have a date.

And I'm not gonna ask who he is because I'm not meddling.

[Gasps] Cute dress.

Ooh, I'm totally gonna borrow that.

Zoila, this is Lori... my date.

Your date?

Lori.

I've always been unlucky in love, so maybe, after five husbands, what I need is a wife.

Have fun.

Daddy! We missed you!

[Laughing] Ohh!

Easy, chiquitos. Your daddy's still healing.

Oh, no, that's okay.

I really missed you guys, too, but I promise I am back now for good.

[Laughter]

We're glad to have you back, boss.

[Spence groans]

Jesse, can you grab the boys some lunch?

I need to talk to Spence.

'Course. Come on, guys. I'll make some nuggets.

What do you need to talk to me about?

It's not Shannon, is it?

She doesn't want to stay here, does she?

No, no, no, it's not that. [Groans]

She already packed up and went home.

Well, why are you so serious?

Is it one of the boys? Miguel? Tucker?

I've been waiting to tell you till you got home.

Well, just tell me. I can handle it.

I know you think of Tucker as your baby boy, but...

What?

Tucker's gonna be a big brother.

Miguel, too.

[Gasps] You're pregnant?

[Both laugh]

I guess we weren't too careful on those conjugal visits.

Are you happy?

Oh, I've never been happier in my whole life.

I love you, Rosie.

I love you, too.

Mr. Spence.

[Both laugh]

Ay, Peter looks so handsome.

And he is crazy about Marisol.

Mmhmm.

They're so good together.

Hey, it took me 40 minutes to get my makeup to look like this.

Nobody make me cry.

It took you 40 minutes to do that?

I'm gonna make you cry. [Scoffs]

[Cellphone vibrating]

[Wagner's "Bridal Chorus" plays]

Rosie.

Oh! Sorry.

Spence and the baby say hi.

Ay, enough with the baby. We're here to party.

Open bar!

[Music continues]

Where is she?

I'm sorry. We need a moment.

[Guests murmuring]

What's going on?

I don't know.

She was supposed to be right behind me.

[Rosie chuckles nervously]

Marisol?

What the hell?

Where'd she go?

"I'm sorry"?

Marisol got cold feet?

I thought she was happy with Peter.

Girls...

[Gasps]

♪ ♪

Is that... blood?

[Dramatic music playing]

I don't think she got cold feet.

♪ ♪
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