15x07 - Last Call

[bunniefuu]

You ever feel like you're the punch line to some cosmic joke?

What the hell were you thinking?

I think it's time for me to move on.

- Sam's been trying to call you.

- I know.

When I sh*t Chuck, the b*llet wasn't a b*llet.

It w it was a piece of me.

So, what if it created a-a link of some sort?

Eileen, we can bring you back.

All right, we're almost there.

- You're so good to me, Angela.

- Mm-hmm.

What would I do without you?

Hmm?

What would I do without my best friend?!

Okay, Sally, okay, let's let's just get you home.

- Or - Okay?

Ryan said there was an after party at his house.

No, no, no.

No more after parties.

No more drinking.

No more guys.

Uh-oh.

- [GROANING]

- Sally?

Great.

[VOMITS]

Purge your sins.

Then we'll get you home.

[VOMITING CONTINUES]

[GROANING]

[VOMITING]

Angela?

Angela?!

[GRUNTING, BREATHING SHAKILY]

Hello?

[MOANING]

[LOW GROWLING IN DISTANCE]

[SNORTS]

- [ROARS]

- [SCREAMS]

[SIGHS]

Anything?

Crop circles?

Body without a heart?

Anything?

Come on, Internet.

Oh, hello.

Yeah.

[DISHES CLATTER]

SAM: [CHUCKLES]

It's never enough food.

- Hey.

- Ho-ho!

- Hey.

- Look who's alive.

Yeah, mostly.

[CHUCKLES]

You hungry?

We have, uh, eggs, pancakes, bacon.

That real bacon?

'Cause, you know, you Are you two hungover?

We might've gotten just a little carried away with the margaritas last night.

Ho-ho!

I knew I liked you.

Sit.

Eat.

No, no.

Uh, nah, I can't.

W-W-Wait, wait.

Wait.

You're turning down bacon?

Mm, yes, yeah, I'm actually I'm gonna head out.

Okay, fine.

Just give us a second to wrap this up, - and we'll come with you.

- No, no, no.

No.

I'm I'm I'm good.

You guys stay, eat.

It smells terrific.

Hey, Dean.

Dean, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Just hold on.

Slow down.

No, I'm good.

I'm good.

You're good?

W-What does that mean you're It means I got to I got to get out of here, okay?

I just I got to I'm gonna take a drive, clear my head.

Alone?

Yeah, you know, you and Eileen, you guys are having fun.

I don't want to spoil that, you know?

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

Yeah, go, go.

Clear your head.

Eileen and I have stuff to do.

Yeah, I'll bet you do.

Yeah?

Hmm?

It's not like that.

I-I-I meant looking for Chuck and Lilith and Sure.

Got it.

Um, okay, but if, uh, things go your way, just make sure you put the sock on the door so I know.

[CLICKS TONGUE]

Call me if you need me.

Always do.

[SIGHS]

Is he okay?

I think.

It's funny.

After everything with Chuck, uh, Dean was so down I-I-I thought he wouldn't get back up again, but but now, him leaving?

That's progress.

Right?

Yeah, it is.

[CAR DOOR CLOSES]

[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]

[SIGHS]

Excuse me, Sheriff.

May I help you?

- Agent Dukes.

- Dukes?

Like "put up your dukes"?

Exactly.

- Sheriff Dillon.

- Good to meet ya.

Listen, I'm looking into the disappearance of Angela Sullivan.

- Disappearance?

- Mm-hmm.

Uh, I wouldn't go that far.

No?

Why not?

Well, for one, Angela's car is gone.

Cars don't usually disappear unless they're being driven somewhere.

Okay, so you think what?

That girl wasn't taken.

She left on her own.

- You sure about that?

- Look, this is a small town.

Angela's mom and dad passed a few years ago, but even before they did, she was talking about moving to L. A. , trying to get on one of them competition shows, like the one with the "Knight Rider.

" - Right.

- It happens.

Kids usually last about a week before they return.

I stayed there a whole month.

Oh, they don't know what they missed.

I could've been the next Denzel.

Huh?

All right.

Uh, why would her friend report her missing?

I don't know.

For the attention.

Sally's got issues.

- What kind of issues?

- The kind that keep her over at Swayze's Bar just about 24/7.

Swayze.

Sheriff, thank you for your time.

- No problem.

- Okay.

- Oh, Agent Dukes?

- Yeah?

Hollywood ain't that far.

You could catch Angela there.

While you're at it, you could show biz a sh*t for yourself.

You've got the look.

All right.

["THE HOUSE RULES" PLAYS]

So you're tired and you're b*at And you worked all week And you need a place you can let it go Where the girls go wild and the boys play hard And you need a little more than just the radio Well, here's your open invitation With just a couple regulations Let me warn you, son, only come to have fun We don't take kindly to serious So before you come in here with some kind of attitude You better read the house rules LORNA: Hey, there.

Nice place.

Best beer and wings in the world.

I'll be the judge of that.

Sure you will, handsome.

But first, hand it over.

- My g*n?

- [CHUCKLES]

This is Texas, sweetheart.

You can keep your g*n.

Cellphone.

Ain't a party if everyone's on their phone.

All right.

[CHUCKLES]

Looking for someone.

Oh, but I think you found her.

- [CHUCKLING]

Yeah.

- [CHUCKLES]

Sally Anderson.

Have you seen her?

Not yet, but it's "two for Tuesday.

" - She'll show up.

- Thank you.

Mnh-mnh.

Thank you.

So before you come in here with some kind of attitude [GRUNTS]

Ooh.

Boy, before you come walkin' in here With any kind of attitude You better read the house rules You better read the house rules [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

Huh?

Right there.

Lee Webb.

- Hey, honey.

Hi.

- Oh, hey.

You like that?

Son of a bitch.

Dean frigging Winchester.

[LAUGHS]

I'll be damned.

Man, come in here.

[LAUGHS]

The hell are you doing here?

What am I d I own this joint, man.

What are you doing in here?

Working a case.

You're still Hunting, huh?

Well, yeah.

Dean Winchester.

Unbelievable.

Hey, uh, Lor Lorna?

Lorna!

Lorna!

Hey, can we get a co couple of beers for me and my and my boy here?

- You got time, right?

- Always.

All right.

- You own the place?

- Come on, dude.

[BOTH LAUGH]

You sound good.

[SIGHS]

My brain is just, like, melting.

Yeah.

Me, too.

I need a break, and so do you.

Why don't we do something fun?

Yeah.

Um ideas?

I mean, a few.

[DOOR OPENS]

Sam.

Cass?

Wh What in the world, man?

Where have you been?

I-I've been calling you and texting I know.

I was Well, it doesn't matter.

I'm here now.

I'm ready to help.

Hi.

Yeah, uh, Cass, this is Eileen Leahy.

Eileen, this is Cass.

- I thought you were - Dead?

Yeah, I got better.

[CHUCKLES]

Uh, one-time thing.

[SIGHS]

Well, where's Dean?

He went for a drive.

He needed to clear his head.

So we've been looking for signs of Chuck and Lilith.

- Lilith?

- Yeah, uh, she's back.

[SIGHS]

Have you found them?

Not yet.

It's because you're looking in the wrong places.

What do you mean?

Have you heard something on angel radio, or No, no.

It's been silent for months.

But your wound it's still not healed?

- No.

- Good.

I've been thinking about that g*n, the, uh the Equalizer?

When you sh*t God, it fired a piece of your soul.

Okay.

So there may be some of you inside Chuck.

Ew.

[LAUGHS]

Oh, tell me, brother - Mm?

- how's the old man?

He d*ed.

Yeah, 13 years ago.

But, hey, he was doing what he loved the most kicking ass and taking names.

Yeah.

I'm sorry, man.

I appreciate that.

I always liked that crusty son of a bitch.

[CHUCKLING]

Yeah.

You remember that time he caught us wasted on a Hunt?

- Hm?

- He was so mad, I-I thought he was gonna have an aneurysm.

Oh, man, but I tell you what.

He always liked you.

He always liked you.

In fact, he said that he'd never seen anybody better in a fight, and that is high praise coming from my old man.

To John Winchester.

- Hey, thank you.

- Yeah, yeah.

Man, so I don't think I've seen you - since Sammy was in college.

- Right.

- I mean, hell, I-I thought you were - Dead?

Well, I mean, that's usually how this ends, isn't it?

Yeah.

Hm.

You remember that cult thing we did in Arizona?

Oh, yeah.

I remember that.

Yeah.

Well, I did one more case after that, right around here, and I decided that wasn't the life for me anymore.

I scrounged up what I could, and I bought this joint.

Living the dream.

[BOTH LAUGH]

Let me ask you something.

You ever regret it, walking away?

Not once.

Cass, are you sure about this?

No, but I am sure I can't heal the wound.

Maybe I can probe it.

Probe it?

Study it, see if it can lead us to Chuck.

Is that dangerous?

Probably.

All right.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Let's do it.

Sam I'll be fine.

I'm ready.

This is gonna sting.

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

- Sam, are you okay?

- Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just, uh [GRUNTS]

- Sam!

- Sam!

- Sam!

- Sam!

Sam!

[LINE RINGING]

DEAN: This is Dean's other-other-other-other phone.

- Leave a message.

- [BEEP]

[SIGHS]

Dean, I need you to call me back.

Sam is hurt, and I [SIGHS]

Where are you?

[CELLPHONE BEEPS]

[CHUCKLES]

Okay.

[CLEARS THROAT]

One, three bottles of Jaeger is nobody's friend, and "B," they were twins.

- Oh, no, no, no, no.

- Oh.

Whoa, no, they were not twins.

They were triplets, uh, and we split them up fair and square.

[BOTH LAUGH]

That's right.

Triplets.

Yeah.

Yep.

LORNA: Mm.

Mmm.

- Hm.

- [CLEARS THROAT]

[CHUCKLES]

[CELLPHONE RINGS]

[CELLPHONE BEEPS]

Castiel.

CASTIEL: Sergei.

I am surprised to hear your voice.

After last time, I didn't think we'd ever do business again.

I, um I nee I need your help.

Sam Winchester's hurt.

And you, an angel of the Lord, are unable to heal him?

This wound is unusual.

It's divine.

Interesting.

I figure, after Jack, you owe me.

And I'd love to pay my debt, but, unfortunately, this weekend, I'm with my niece.

She just got a rolling scholarship at USC, and I promised to take her shopping, so Let me rephrase.

If you don't help me tonight, I will find you and burn you alive.

My, how your negotiation skills have improved.

[CELLPHONE BEEPS]

Castiel?

[SIGHS]

[KEYPAD BEEPS]

Hello?

No.

I need a favor.

Ghost sickness.

- Ghost sickness?

- Ghost sickness.

Man, it was no fun.

Everything was scary.

This cat jumped out at me, had me checking my pants.

- [LAUGHS]

- I'm not joking.

- It was awful, man.

Whew!

- [LAUGHS]

You haven't even told me what case you're working on, man.

Oh.

[SNAPS FINGERS]

Right.

So, a girl went missing.

'Course, the sheriff thinks it's nothing, right?

Yeah, well, the sheriff in this town couldn't find his ass with a flashlight and a map.

You recognize her?

Mm, no.

That's Angela, Lee.

She's in here all the time.

Wait.

Is this the girl that doesn't drink that much?

- That's the one.

- But her friend?

- Like a fish.

- Is like a fish.

Huh.

- What are you doing, man?

- What?

You're chasing missing persons, huh?

I thought you'd be on to something bigger by now, like the Loch Ness Monster - [CHUCKLES]

- Bigfoot.

Trust me, uh, bigger doesn't always equal better.

Besides, who's gonna look out after the little guy?

God certainly isn't.

Damn, brother, that's dark.

Yeah, it's been a rough, uh it's been a rough decade, Lee.

Yeah.

But that's a conversation for a different time, 'cause this, this right here, this is all right.

Well, I'm glad you approve.

- [CHUCKLES]

- This is nothing you can't have, man.

Oh, come on.

Who's gonna k*ll the bad guys?

Somebody else.

Dean, how many lives you think you saved, huh?

Hundreds?

Thousands?

You deserve a break, bro.

Hell, you might even deserve two.

Remember that old song your dad used to play us before we'd go out on a Hunt?

[CHUCKLES]

Yeah.

Yeah, he'd pop it in the tape deck, say, "Listen up, boys.

This is real music.

" He wasn't wrong.

- Oh, no.

- Oh, yeah.

[CHUCKLES]

"G. O. B. ," boys.

["GOOD OL' BOYS" PLAYS]

LEE: Let's go.

Come on, boy.

You can't just sit around lip-synching "Eye of the Tiger" while no one's watching.

Come on.

Get up here.

- Yeah!

Come on!

- Whoo!

- Whoo!

- Whoo!

Just the good ol' boys Never meanin' no harm Beats all you ever saw Been in trouble with the law Since the day they was born [MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]

Straightenin' the curves Oh, flattenin' the hills Whoo!

Someday the mountain might get 'em But the law never will - Wow!

- Come on!

Making their way The only way they know how Yeah, well, that's just a little bit more Than the law will allow Ha!

You son of a bitch.

Making their way The only way they know how Yeah, well, that's just a little bit more Than the law will allow I'm a good ol' boy You know my mama loves me But she don't understand why they keep showin' my hands And not my face on TV [CHUCKLES]

Making their way The only way they know how Well, that's just a little bit more Than the law will allow Whoo.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

Well, never got a standing ovation before.

Yeah, feels pretty good, don't it?

- [CHUCKLES]

- Stop it!

- Hey!

Hey!

- Leave me alone.

- Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

- Back the hell up.

- Hey.

- Stop, stop, stop!

- Don't be like that.

- No, no.

Stop!

"Road House" rules?

"Road House" rules.

WOMAN: Stop!

Stop!

Hey.

Hey!

I think you fellas have had enough.

[CHUCKLES]

- Time to leave.

- Nah.

I think we'll stay a while.

[GRUNTS]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Still got it.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

- LORNA: Bunch of jerks.

- WOMAN: Yep.

- You all right, Sally?

- DEAN: Sally?

Sally Anderson?

Yeah.

Why?

- Castiel.

- CASTIEL: Sergei.

[CHUCKLES]

Oh, the home of the fabled Men of Letters.

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

So the stories are true.

This place what wonderful things you must have.

Okay, that's enough.

You're here for a reason.

Aren't we all?

Help him.

Please.

'Course, my dear.

Hmm.

What?

Small thing.

What is it?

Sam is dying.

[DRILL WHIRRING]

She was a good girl, you know?

She she loved Jesus and LEE: And and America, too.

- [CLEARS THROAT]

- [CHUCKLES]

Sally, just just tell me what happened.

We left B's around closing.

I was pretty hammered, but Angela, she was helping me to her car when I needed you know, I got sick.

And when I was done, she was gone.

Angela was raptured, and I was left behind.

And the car went missing, too, right?

Yeah, it got raptured, too, I guess.

Y-You can't you can't rapture a car.

It was a good car.

Dean, can I talk to you for a second, man?

LEE: Man, come on.

- Her story, dude.

I mean - I know, I know.

Look, she's not the most reliable witness, but but best friends don't just up and leave - without saying goodbye.

- Unless they deserve it.

Yeah, but something seems off here.

I'll tell you what I'll do.

I'll lock the joint up.

You and I can work the case just like old times.

- Great.

- Yeah.

All right, well, first things first, where do you, uh where do you dump a car around here?

[SIGHS]

Um, the lake maybe.

Or the wrecking yard.

Look, I don't want to know.

I'm just saying, if I had to get rid of something, Merle's is the place I'd do it.

I mean, that's I think the lake.

Look, I'll check the scrapyard, okay?

You, you take the lake.

Okay.

Oh.

What do you mean he's dying?

I imagine you were trying to ascertain the exact nature of the wound before this, yes?

- Yes.

- Ah, well, there you go.

Most wounds want to be healed, to be whole.

But this, this wound is different.

It goes down to his very soul.

But also out into the world.

From what I can tell, his soul, it's connected to something or someone somewhere.

Except, as you probed deeper, you forced the soul to stretch from Sam's body to Where?

I don't know.

But now it's like a rubber band.

If it is stretched too far, too long, pop, it snaps, and Sam dies.

Can you fix it?

Of course I can.

[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]

[SMACKS PAPER]

[METAL CLANGS]

Oh.

Damn it.

[g*n COCKS]

Couldn't leave well enough alone, could ya?

[GRUNTS]

There.

Done.

And nothing's happening.

Wait for it.

[INHALES SHARPLY]

Sam?

- [GRUNTING]

- Sam.

Sam?

You're not complete.

You're not at full strength.

[GRUNTING]

What are you doing?

I made it worse.

- You said he could die.

- Will die.

And soon.

You can't leave this world, not without my help.

No.

That won't help.

It's already done.

[GRUNTING]

- Unless.

- What?

You give me what I want.

I used to be able to see Sam and Dean in my head.

And now it's just gone.

And now it's just gone.

And now it's just gone.

- [GRUNTS]

- Fix him, or I k*ll you.

You k*ll me, he dies.

Or you give me the Key to Death, and he lives.

[LAUGHS]

What?

You really have no idea about the treasures this place holds, do you?

The Men of Letters, some time ago, procured a very important item a black key, handle in the shape of a skeleton.

It can open a door to Death's library.

You will find it and give it to me, and No.

Castiel, please.

You can't win this.

Yes, I can.

Anna.

A friend, Bobby, he's been watching her.

And one word from me, and, well, you know what happens.

Fix Sam.

Now.

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

Now.

Alnoth, por Cantin Pre Tally Noth.

[INHALES SHARPLY]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Sam?

Are you okay?

I think.

What about your wound?

It's still there, but he's back.

So we good?

- For now.

- Mm.

I like this you, Castiel.

It's very Russian.

[CROW CAWS]

[GASPS, GRUNTING]

[GROANS]

[RATTLING IN DISTANCE]

[LOW GROWL IN DISTANCE]

[RATTLING]

[DOOR OPENS]

Lee?

[DOOR CLOSES, LOCK CLICKS]

LEE: You awake, buddy?

The hell are you doing, man?

You had to hit the junkyard, didn't you?

Look, I don't know what's going on, okay?

But this is not you.

Well, not the old me, anyway.

I wasn't kidding about Arizona.

What that thing did to that family, those kids, it stuck in my head.

If evil like that exists in the world, then guys like you and me, we ain't ever gonna win.

The best we can do is just have a little fun.

[CHUCKLES]

The last Hunt I did, the one right around here, I found something.

[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

[GRUNTING]

It's called a marid.

It's a freaky-looking little thing, isn't it?

Ah.

[LOW GROWLING]

As long as you feed it, it gives you money, it gives you health, everything you dreamed of.

And so, what, it just costs innocent lives?

Dean, you and I both know no one's innocent.

After everything we've done, aren't aren't we owed a little happiness, huh?

Don't we deserve that much?

Listen to yourself.

"We're owed.

" "We deserve.

" Come on, man.

You're not God.

Hell, God's not even God.

Good or bad the world doesn't care.

No one cares, Dean.

Well, I do.

Yeah.

And that's what got you here.

Now, takes a while to drain a man, but listen to me.

Don't worry about it, all right?

Don't worry because once you lose a couple of pints, you just fall asleep, and then it'll be over.

- DEAN: Lee.

- This this is not how I wanted this to go, Dean.

When that blonde girl walked in here last night, I should've know, you know, Dean Winchester, the righter of wrongs, you were gonna keep digging, and you were gonna figure me out.

And if it's got to be you or me, well, I got to pick me, man.

Lee.

Lee!

[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

[SNARLING]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

[ROARS]

[MARID GRUNTING IN DISTANCE, ROARING]

[MARID ROARS IN DISTANCE]

[g*n COCKS]

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

[DOOR CREAKS]

Sorry about your friend.

[g*nshots]

- Oh, God bless Texas.

- [g*n COCKS]

[g*n CLICKS]

[GRUNTS]

I'm out.

And by my count, so are you.

[g*n CLICKS]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[b*ll*ts RATTLE]

You're hardcore, brother.

No.

No, you don't get to pretend like we're still friends.

I don't know you.

You don't, Dean?

I am you.

I'm just you that woke up and saw that the world was broken.

Then you fix it.

You don't walk away.

- You fight for it.

- Right.

What do you say we act like this never happened, hm?

Y-You just walk out that door.

[CHUCKLES]

I can't do that.

You really want to do this?

No, I don't.

But I k*ll monsters.

[SIGHS]

You want a sh*t at the title?

Don't mind if I do.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

Ohh.

[GRUNTS]

All right.

I'll be damned.

[PANTING]

Why do you care so much, Dean?

Because someone has to.

[CHUCKLES WHEEZILY]

Well, then I'm glad it was you.

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

[GRUNTS]

[BREATHING SHALLOWLY]

Wait, wait.

Okay, okay.

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

[POOL STICK THUDS]

DEAN: Hey.

- Dean.

- I got your message.

Sam, is he, uh He's fine.

Good.

That's good.

Yeah.

Good.

I feel like, uh I feel like I was in his head.

- You were in Chuck's head?

- I think so.

A-And I-I think I-I saw his memories.

Dean, Chuck is weak.

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

I think we can b*at him.

I think we can b*at God.