02x19 - Til Death Do Us Part

[bunniefuu]

Just tell me everything you remember.

KATHERINE: We always think we want the truth.

LINDSAY: It was our last night at the lake house.

You and Alex got pretty messed up.

I went to check on you.
You were soaking wet.

- But do we really?
- The next morning, the police had pulled Alex's body from the water.

Digging up the past is a dangerous game.

COLLEEN: It's been years.
Why are you calling?

- Please, Colleen. Please.
- Don't call here again.

Especially when your life is on track...

years ago today, you got sober.

I didn't believe in you then, but I believe in you now.

What if we renewed our vows?

If things are going well...

Is there a new man in your life, Delilah?

She could really be our birth mother.

... you don't want to rock the boat...

I love you guys.

I can't be in your lives after the baby is born.

... or push too hard.

GARY: I put way too much pressure on our relationship.

I screwed it up.

If he had said that when we broke up, maybe we would still be together.

Maggie, he's still in love with you.

'Cause once you have...

I am not supposed to tell you this.

Maggie's going to Oxford.

... it's hard to stay afloat.

- What does that make me?
- A fresh start.

Can you take me back home?

That was really good.

Yeah, it must have been.

Colin can't even look at us right now.

[CHUCKLES]

Whew!

What are you doing today?

Same thing you're doing.

Huh?

Going to the rehearsal for...

Our friends' vow renewal!

- Yes, yes.
- Yes.

Aren't you trying to get picked to be Eddie's best man?

Which is why I didn't tell him that a rehearsal for a fake wedding is stupid.

[SIGHS] I think I have a real sh*t.

[CHUCKLES]

Whoa, wait.

We don't have to be there for another hour.

Well, in that case, Colin... continue to look away.

- [CHUCKLES]
- [COLIN WHINES]

So, the Super's totally fine with you subletting.

But if the landlord shows up, your name is Maggie.

If it saves me bucks a month,

I will be whoever you want me to be.

- Okay.
- [CHUCKLES]

Those are for you.

Uh, the Chinese place is great.

Their fire dumplings are amazing.

"Don't get the egg salad. You don't get egg salad."

What?

Oh, my boy... my ex-boyfriend

[CHUCKLES] put that there.

GARY: Colin, we're not gonna get you your own sandwich.

You're just gonna have some of ours.

Yes, sorry. That is, uh, a Number on marble rye.

- Extra mus...
- Extra mustard.

- But not...
- But not the gross Dijon kind.

Regular, American, yellow mustard.

- Thank you.
- And, um, I will have the...

Philly cheese steak, no peppers, which is just insulting to everyone from Philly.

... egg salad.

- Wait, what?
- It's minutes?

- Okay, great.
- Wait, tell them to hold on.

Uh, can you hold on one second? What's up?

Do you want to change your order now or in two minutes?

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about the fact that the entire time I've known you, we've eaten at Mel's Deli approximately times, and you have never once ordered the egg salad.

I love egg salad.

Thing is, you don't.

I am getting the egg salad, and I am going to be very happy about it.

- Okay. Love it. [CLEARS THROAT]
- [CHUCKLES]

This ends with you eating half my sandwich.

Which means nothing left for you.

[COLIN WHINES]

I think you're gonna be really happy here.

- [CHUCKLES]
- I know I was.

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]

But what do you think Alex's dad meant when he said "after everything you've done"?

Eddie. You have to stop thinking about this.

How can I when I don't know what happened at the lake?

Well, you're not gonna know between now and the ceremony, so let's take Colleen's advice and move on.

- But Linds...
- Stop it.

I already wrecked your wedding once.

I'm not wrecking it again.

Oh, that's right.

You did something to their wedding cake.
How'd that go again?

- [CHUCKLES]
- We may have told him the story, but at least we didn't show him the video.

- There's video?
- There's video?!

Let's just eat breakfast and forget all about what happened at the last wedding.

Tonight's gonna be great.

Couldn't agree more.

- Right, Theo?
- THEO: Right!

- Come on. No, because...
- You had your chance, and you blew it.

- That... That was because you saw it.
- No, he has to know.

- Ed...
- Darn it. No, hold up.

- Edward.
- Listen, wait a minute.

- The table...
- Can I talk?

- ... we just removed.
- That's not letting me talk.

I did all the lifting because your other potential best man here

- just got a manicure.
- Okay, hear me out.

Best man and best manicure, and I guided.

Like I guide you through your lives together.

You haven't told them?

- Told us what?
- There's been a decision?

Wait, no. Wait.

You're not gonna do the thing where you make your sister your best man because all of a sudden, she's back in your life, are you?

Because that would just...

... warm my heart.

- Good save.
- Thank you very much.

ROME: You know what?
I'll get the chairs.

- No, I'll get the chairs.
- No, no. I'm getting these chairs.

- How can you when I'm already...
- Are Darcy and Gary...?

Dating? Yeah.

- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- [GASPS] Hmm.

MILES: Okay. Your turn. Pick a number.

How many questions are there?

Well, it's called "The Questions That Lead to Love," so I'm guessing somewhere between and .

Alright, wise guy. .

, that's a good choice.

... "Share with your partner..."

[INHALES DEEPLY]

- Eh, pick another number.
- No, I said !

- You have to answer !
- It's just that... Okay.

"Share with your partner an embarrassing moment in your life."

I can't believe I'm gonna tell you this.

Okay, um, so I was , right? Maybe .

Too old for this to have happened.

Ooh, I love it already.

I was in the lobby of my dad's apartment complex.

My parents had just gotten divorced, and I really needed to use the restroom.

- Oh. Mm-hmm.
- And something did not agree with me.

- Oh, geez.
- Yeah, yeah.

So I push the button in the elevator, and my dad casually says...

"You're not gonna make it."

- Wh... He said that? [LAUGHS]
- Yes.

He said that to me.
Not the vote of confidence that me or my bowels were looking for.

So I start pressing that button faster, right?

Well, that does not do anything.

- That's what he said!
- [LAUGHS]

Then he got real serious, and he said to me,

"You know, son, sometimes in life, you crap your pants.

But when you do, I'm still gonna be your dad, and I'm still gonna love you."

Aww.

And...?

And what?

And did you poop your pants?

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

I made it up to the ninth floor, no problem.

Oh, well, how is that embarra...

My dad lived on .

[BOTH LAUGH]

Thanks again, everyone.
It looks amazing.

Today is gonna be perfect.

It will be... if you make the best man the best man.

- Aww, man, thank you, bro.
- Wait, wait! Don't start without me!

You are just in time, bud.

I actually wanted to ask you a question.

- What? [CHUCKLES]
- Ahh.

Theo, years ago, when Mom and I first got married, Uncle Jon was my best man.

- Aw, no. That... that's messed up.
- You gotta be kidding me.

This is not happening.

But the fact of the matter is, ever since you entered my life, you have made me a better man.

So, for this one, will you be my best man?

- KATHERINE: Aww.
- Can you give me a moment?

[CHUCKLES]

Suck it.

[LAUGHTER]

Yeah, you.

I would be honored.

Yes!

- KATHERINE: Maggie, hi.
- Hey, sorry I'm late.

I had to drop off the keys, and my, um, subletter... uh, she had a lot of questions.
[CHUCKLES]

LINDSAY: Okay, great.

Everyone's here.
I'll show you the lineup.

- Let me get the chart.
- Alright.

THEO: Just show me where the best man stands.

This is gonna be a lame-ass bachelor party.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

I had no idea he was seeing anyone.

Oh, I did.

I saw them walk into his apartment last night.

- Uh, you went over there?
- Mm.

Why did...?

[GASPS]

- You were gonna say something to him?
- [CELLPHONE VIBRATES]

Yeah, it doesn't matter now.

Oh, come on, you know Gary.

It could be over in a day.

- EDDIE: Perfect.
- [LAUGHS]

Something tells me I missed my window.

LINDSAY: Okay, c'mon, everyone.
Rehearsal time.

Phones away, people.

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

Okay. Okay, I'm sorry.

Gina, we have to leave right now.

What? Why?

Eve is in labor.

- We're having a baby?
- We're having a baby.

We're having a baby!
We're having a baby!

[CHEERING]

MAGGIE: It's happening!

THEO: Congratulations!

- It's happening!
- Let's go!

- [LAUGHS]
- Oh, my God.

I can't believe they're gonna be parents.

Yeah, it's amazing.

We can just postpone the ceremony.

But today is our anniversary, and Maggie leaves tonight.

I know.

[INHALES DEEPLY]

Why don't we do the ceremony at the hospital?

But you planned all this stuff.

I know, but...

All I want is to renew our vows surrounded by the people who helped us get here.

And Aunt Delilah.

And Aunt Delilah.

She's part of our family, too.

But she probably won't have a speaking part, though, right?

[SIGHS]

Probably not. [CHUCKLES]

DARCY: Wait a second.

You own a pair of cowboy boots?

I do.

Like, as a kid, you bought cowboy boots... that you still have?

No, like, as an adult,

I bought cowboy boots that I still have.

I got those cowboy boots because I thought they looked awesome.

So why don't you wear them?

'Cause... they don't look awesome.

[BOTH LAUGH]

[SNIFFS]

Hey, can I ask you something?

Earlier when Maggie walked in,

you dropped my hand.

I don't want to make a big deal out of nothing, but if it's not nothing, I need to know.

You're right.

I did drop your hand.

Because what we have... it feels great.

And I didn't want Maggie to feel bad seeing me have something that she doesn't have.

But you know what? If... If it bothered you even in the slightest, then that was the wrong thing to do.

And I'm sorry.

♪♪

And I'd like to make it up to you by giving you a slightly used pair of cowboy boots.

[CHUCKLES]

[LAUGHS]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Uh, Wendy, d-didn't you already put a heart monitor on her?

I did. This one's for the baby.

Oh, right. You... you know what you're doing.

- Mm-hmm.
- She-She knows what she's doing.

- Yeah.
- Shouldn't the doctor be in here?

Oh, you know what you're doing.

- We're still circling the airport.
- Ah.

The doctor doesn't need to be here until final approach.

And you're only four centimeters dilated, so just sit back and relax.

- Mm.
- Only four centimeters.

- Gonna keep circling. [CHUCKLES]
- Babe.

Try to be value added.

Believe it or not, I'm trying.

I know I'm hiding it well, but guys, I'm actually nervous, okay?

[CHUCKLES]

And excited. But mostly nervous.

Really nervous. I'm super nervous.

You're doing great, Rome.

Oh, I can't believe this is really happening.

- Yeah.
- [MONITOR ALARM BEEPING]

Eve?

[ALARMS BEEPING]

Um, i-is everything okay?

I-Is that Eve's monitor, or is that the baby's monitor?

- What is...?
- Both.

Dr. Thune to Delivery Room , stat!

- See? This'll work.
- Totally.

You got God up there, watching over you, which is great.

A couple pews down here.

Not gonna lie, this place is a lot smaller

- than I remember it.
- But it's perfect.

It's just your friends.

- It should be intimate.
- [SIGHS] Okay.

DELILAH: Floral delivery!

Hey.

Hey, we ran into Theo and Lindsay in the lobby, and they asked us to bring these up.

- Guys, this is Miles.
- [SIGHS]

- This is Miles?
- Yes.

I was with him when I got the call from Gina.

He gave me a ride in his ambulance.

I bet he did.

Hi, I'm Katherine.

- Hi.
- [CHUCKLES]

Is this Delilah's new boyfriend?

No. No, I've seen this before.

He's a stripper, and those are breakaway pants.

Hi, I'm Gary. That's Darcy.

- That is a firm handshake. Wow!
- Yeah, thank you.

Okay, so you guys are getting the flowers,

Eddie's packing up the cake.

Oh, my dress. I forgot my dress!

- I'll call Eddie.
- Okay.

And we'll grab the rest of the stuff from the car.

- MILES: Oh. I can help. Alright?
- Oh. So chivalrous.

- [CHUCKLES]
- Okay. No problem.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're not going anywhere.

Excuse us, Jesus.

May I ask how young your boy toy is?

- You may not.
- May I guess?

- That's worse.
- [LAUGHS]

[INHALES DEEPLY]

Ah.

- Do you have the dress?
- While he's upstairs, can you ask him to grab my trombone?

Yes to the dress.

No to the trombone.

And don't forget the...

I didn't forget the cake.

- He totally forgot the cake.
- [CHUCKLES]

- Well, Mom forgot her dress.
- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Ah, someone's at the door.

But if I don't have my trombone,

what's Mom gonna walk down the aisle to?

[CHUCKLES] Good point.

- Colleen.
- Colleen?

Colleen Stewart?

Who's Colleen Stewart?

I got to call you back.

Sorry to stop by unannounced.

But Eddie, we need to talk.

- [ALARMS BLARING]
- Is the baby okay?

He's a little bit stressed, but we're gonna do everything we can to take care of him.

- Him?
- The best thing you can do right now is just try to relax.

Okay, team, mother and baby's heartbeats are elevated and rising.

It's a C-section as soon as we can.

Eve, honey, it's okay.
You're gonna be alright.

We'll be right here.
We're gonna be right here.

Blood pressure is / .

We need to go.

- You guys need to step back.
- She'll be back.

- You're gonna be okay.
- On your left.

ROME: Where are they taking her?!

Pressure is down.

♪♪

Everything was happening so fast.

And they rushed her out of there, and I heard them say that Eve was showing

- signs of "pre"-something.
- Preeclampsia.

A-According to this, it's an increase in heart rate that can thr*aten both the baby and the mother's life.

Did anything like this happen when you had your kids?

But didn't your sister have this...?

- I'm sure Eve's gonna be fine.
- [CELLPHONE VIBRATES]

That's right. So's the baby.

- [CELLPHONE BEEPS]
- Hey, Sophie.

No, no, don't come now.

You'll just end up waiting, and I-I'll call you when the baby's born.

Love you.

If you want the kids to be here, I could totally go.

No, it's not just that.

I-I don't want them here to...

♪♪

Guys, preeclampsia can be dangerous, but the thr*at is over once the baby's born.

And from what you told us, it sounds like they got her into surgery quickly.

I hope you're right.
They didn't tell us anything.

Yeah, I'm sure they were just focusing all of their energy on helping Eve.

Mm.

Look, let me see what I can find out.

Alright?

- Thanks.
- Yeah.

GARY: Wow.

Great bedside manner and a great caboose.

Don't act like you didn't notice.

[SNIFFLES]

My dad told me that you and Lindsay stopped by.

Eddie, I told you to drop this.

We were just trying to find out...

Eddie, please. Don't open this up again.

Colleen, I am renewing my vows with my wife today.

How am I supposed to think about the future when I have a big question mark over my past?

This her?

She's beautiful.

♪♪

God, Alex always had such a huge crush on you.

Do you remember the carnival?

You won that bracelet for her.

She loved that thing.

She didn't take it off the entire summer.

[INSECTS CHIRPING]

Colleen, what happened that night?

- She drowned.
- I know, but how?

- I don't know.
- Yes, you do.

You know something.

I was drunk and I don't remember, but I had something to do with this, didn't I?

Why else would you be here?

I'm here because my parents lost their daughter.

I lost my sister.

And we cannot go through that again.

Please, Eddie, let it go!

ROME: I don't understand.

I-It's an emergency C-section.

They should be done by now.

I'm sure they're just making sure everyone's okay.

Yeah, but what if she has a prolapsed umbilical cord?

- Or a maternal hemorrhage?
- Okay, you know what?

We're putting this away.

Yeah, you know, we've been here for a while.

You guys must be hungry.

Why don't I go get us some sandwiches?

Yeah, that's such a good idea.

What do you want?

Thank you, but I... I can't eat anything right now.

Why... Why aren't we hearing anything?

This is crazy.

You know what? Will you come with me?

♪♪

KATHERINE: [SIGHS] I don't know if you heard, but, uh, there have been some complications with the baby.

And... where are you?

Is that Eddie?

Call me back. Uh, no, a voicemail.

You said you talked to him.

Oh, uh, y... Um...

Where is he?

Um, please don't tell him I told you, but he's picking something up for you.

For the ceremony.

It's a surprise.

[SIGHS] That's actually why I was calling him.

I think we should postpone the vows.

Oh.

Maggie, you wanted tuna salad.

Oh, sh**t, they gave me egg salad.

- Oh, that's okay.
- You sure?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

- What do we got?
- There we go.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- Thanks.
- Any updates?

No, nothing yet.

Except Katherine's not doing the vows.

Because of the baby, or... because she wants to take a sh*t at this guy?

[LAUGHTER]

I just love his laugh.

[CHUCKLES]

♪♪

It's just so eggy.

[CHUCKLES]

- No, they don't.
- I'm telling you they do.

- No, they don't.
- Absolutely do.

- No, they don't.
- Okay, you know what I'm about to do?

- What?
- Rock your world.

Who's in for a Fresca run?

I know Miles is, 'cause he's too smart to drink his calories.

- MILES: You know it, man.
- Come on, we're doing this.

- [CLEARS THROAT]
- DELILAH: He likes you.

I think he likes me, too.

Do I need to be worried?

About him and I?

Yeah. Oh, yeah, no, we're full-on dating.

[CELLPHONE BEEPS, LINE RINGS]

[CELLPHONE RINGS, VIBRATES]

Eddie?

What's going on? Where are you?

Linds, listen to me.

When they found Alex, you said you took my clothes.

Was there anything in the pockets?

I don't know.

- Well, where did you put them?
- I hid them.

When I saw the police, I freaked out.

I didn't want you getting in trouble.

Where did you hide them?

In the crawl space where we used to hide our beer.

Why?

Eddie.

- Eddie!
- [CALL ENDS]

[CELLPHONE BEEPS]

- [KEYPAD BEEPS]
- Why isn't it... [SIGHS]

How do you...

Come on, Buck Rogers.

[DOOR OPENS]

I hate egg salad.

Okay.

And I just needed to tell you because, Gary, I was so lost, even before I got sick again, because of my brother and everything, and...

When I got diagnosed, I thought,

"This is what's supposed to happen."

But then you came into my life, and you changed everything.

I've spent so much time now trying to figure out what my life is without cancer, and I thought that I had to do that on my own, but what I realized is...

I don't want my life without you.

I know... I know you're seeing someone, and... she seems great.

But we're us.

And the other night at D's, it felt like maybe we still could be.

You were gonna come with me to Oxford before.

I would love it if you would still do that.

So...

I just had to tell you how I feel.

[BREATHES SHAKILY]

I had to tell you that I...

I love you.

Do you have any idea how many times I wanted to hear you say that to me?

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

Like, at Elena's remission party?

Or the first time that you went to a cancer screening without me?

Or the wine? Maggie, I-I sent the wine.

Because you should never have to sit at a table and wait for your future to show up.

And the other night... [SIGHS]

Every night... Every night, I-I go to bed, and I wonder why.

Why aren't you lying next to me?

And then I wake up in the morning, only to be reminded that you're not there.

But you know what?

This morning, for the first time since we broke up,

I opened my eyes, and I didn't think about you.

So, of course... of course you do this now.

Right? [CHUCKLES]

I... I did all the things!

I gave you your space, I... I hit rock bottom!

I... I went to see my train wreck mother who abandoned me because I thought, "Hey, if I could fix my relationship with her, then maybe... maybe I can be better.

I can be better for you!"

Meanwhile, you're busy having an emotional affair with Eric, the liar, who you let come into our lives and drive a wedge between us to begin with!

You see me happy, and now's the moment?

Now's the moment you choose to say, "We're us"?!

We're us?!

Now you want me back in your life?

- Gary.
- No, no.

I'm sorry, Maggie.

You're too late.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

Where's your magical soda?

They're out of soda.

They're out of all soda?

Yes. All soda. Out of it.

- Are you okay?
- I'm great.

Good news... Even if I wasn't great,

I'm in a hospital.

- [CHUCKLES]
- [CHUCKLES]

- [DOOR OPENS]
- [SIGHS]

[SIGHS, SNIFFLES]

- You okay?
- Yeah.

[SNIFFLES]

But I've been in this tux all day!

And you look great.

And you'll look great when we do it for real.

But right now, there is a lot going on, and we need to be there for...

Uncle Rome! Aunt Regina!

Hey, guys.

Any news?

Nothing.

Then why are you...?

Oh. Um...

Hey, T, let's give Aunt Regina and Uncle Rome a few minutes, okay?

- Okay.
- Let's go.

REGINA: [SNIFFLES]

♪♪

[DOOR OPENS]

There you are.

I just wanted to tell you that Eve and the baby are fine.

- [SIGHS]
- That was quick.

- [CHUCKLES]
- Want to come meet your son?

- Yes, yes!
- Yes.

Yes, we do.

Oh, dude, congratulations.
That's amazing.

And you're absolutely sure it's not Eddie's?

Okay, man.

- Oh!
- [CELLPHONE BEEPS]

Oh, my God. That is such good news.

- Yeah, I know.
- Yeah.

Uh...

I'm gonna head down to the gift shop and get a Sox hat for my nephew and maybe a candy bar for me.

- [CHUCKLES]
- It's been a pretty stressful birth.

Uh, care to join?

- Actually, I'm gonna go.
- That's not allowed.

- I'm sorry.
- [CHUCKLES]

Well, you got a lot going on here, and... a lot that needs your attention.

No, I'm, like, the worst one here at changing diapers.

Believe me.

That's not what I'm talking about.

I like you, Gary.

I like you a lot. I really do.

But I'm a single mom.

I don't have time.

I don't have time for games.

I don't have time for you to figure out how you feel about your ex.

I don't have time.

So decide what you want and let me know.

♪♪

[DOOR OPENS]

Where are you going?

Oh, uh, I said goodbye to Rome and Regina, so I'm gonna head to the airport.

I thought your flight wasn't till later?

Yeah, but, you know, with customs and everything, it'll take a while.

It was really awkward with Gary back there.

Why don't you just tell him how you feel?

I did.

[SCOFFS LIGHTLY]

[SIGHS]

So... [SNIFFLES]
I'm gonna go. [CHUCKLES]

Will you tell everybody I said goodbye?

Of course.

I'm gonna miss you.

I'm gonna miss you, too.

[SNIFFLES]

♪♪

REGINA: I know you're gonna say that I'm biased, but hear me out...

This is the most beautiful baby I've ever seen.

I couldn't agree more.

- Yes... I do.
- You want to do the honors?

Ohh.

It's okay. Hey.

Do you guys have a name picked out?

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

- We do.
- We do.

♪♪

I'll go ask Delilah, yeah?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Oh, he's so special.

Okay.

- Got his head?
- Yeah.

Hi.

Welcome to the world.

We have been waiting for you.

I'm your dad. [CHUCKLES]

[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

Mm-hmm.

I'm gonna drive you home in a new car that, well, one day, you'll probably wreck.

But I'll love you anyway.

[CHUCKLES]

There are so many people who can't wait to meet you.

So, we were discussing names, and if it was a girl and if it was a boy, it was just a no-brainer.

So, if it's okay with you...

[CHUCKLES]

... we'd love to name him Jon.

[VOICE BREAKING] It's more than okay.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

You're gonna be such a good mom.

[BOTH LAUGH]

- [SIGHS]
- [SIGHS]

Where is everybody?

- DISPATCHER: , what's your ?
- SOPHIE: Wow.

. Still at Boston General.

- Copy that, tell me when...
- . I got this.

Yeah, no, no, no, I'm older, I got this.

I saw him first.

- Yeah, well, you're . You can't...
- Yeah, a mature .

- You can't even drive.
- You crashed the car.

Excuse me.

- Hey.
- Yeah?

Hi.

- You guys okay?
- Uh, yeah, yeah, we're just, uh...

We're just looking for this baby.

Looks like you already have one.

Oh. [LAUGHS] I know we have a...

That's funny 'cause it's true.

[CHUCKLES] But, uh, no, no.

We're actually, uh, looking for another one.

- Oh. Okay.
- There's no one here to help us, so...

Oh, wait. Maybe you can help us.

Okay. Here's the thing, though.

There's a lot of babies here, so I'm gonna need a little bit more information.

- Name?
- Oh, I'm Sophie.

And I'm Daniel.

Well, pe... people call me Danny.

- Oh, uh...
- DELILAH: Hey!

- Oh.
- Hi.

- Hi. Um...
- Hi. [CHUCKLES]

I was just helping these folks find a baby.

Ah, okay.

Do you guys know each other?

- Uh...
- Uh...

Mnh-mnh.

- Yes.
- MILES: Mm-hmm.

- Mm-hmm.
- Yes.

- Yeah.
- Danny, Sophie, this is my friend Miles.

Oh, my God. This is...?

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

Wow.

What's happening?

[GASPS] Oh!

Oh. Hello.

- Hello.
- DELILAH: [CHUCKLES]

[WATER SLOSHING, BIRD CAWS]

♪♪

[LATTICE THUDS]

[GRUNTS]

[GLASS CLINKS]

Alex!

Alex!

Alex!

ROME: That is not okay.

- Rome, I'm s...
- No. She cannot...

- I'm so sorry.
- She can't do that.

- She...
- REGINA: Rome?

What's going on?

Rome.

What is going on?

[VOICE BREAKING] Eve wants to talk to us, babe.

She...

She changed her mind. [SNIFFLES]

EVE: I'm so sorry.

You two have been nothing but kind.

[SOBBING] But that was just it.

With everything you've done, and all the support that I've gotten from the shelter...

I realized for the first time...

I can do this.

I can raise this baby on my own.

Regina, please!

Rome.

Rome, I'm so sorry.

He was... He was mine. I was...

I was holding my son.

Hey.

- I can't.
- ROME: Gina, no.

I should get her home.

Yeah.

Gina!

KATHERINE: Hey, T. Run upstairs and change out of your tux.

Okay, but you gotta admit, I look good.

[CELLPHONE VIBRATING]

- [SIGHS]
- [CELLPHONE BEEPS]

Eddie, where have you been?

Katherine's starting to get suspicious.

I found my clothes... and the bracelet I got her.

It was in my pocket.

I remember now.

It slipped off her hand when I tried to grab her.

That doesn't mean you did anything.

I took Alex on the boat that night.

I was with her when she drowned.

That's why my clothes were wet.

If it weren't for me, she'd be alive right now.

We were all drinking that night.

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

You don't know that what happened was your fault.

Yeah, way to go, Boston! Yeah!

Eddie, where are you right now?

Are you at a bar?

I gotta go.

[CELLPHONE BEEPS]

[CELLPHONE CLACKS]

[CALL ENDS]

[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

Hey. Where are you going?

You're not gonna want to miss this.

Best baby gift ever.

Except for the one I got Charlie.

I got her something, right?

What's wrong?

[SIGHS]

♪♪

Eddie never took the stuff.

What?

You told me he packed up the cake and was on his way when he stopped to do an errand.

Where is he?

Okay, uh... uh, no. He, um... he...

Stop with the lies, Lindsay.

What the hell is going on?!

♪♪

What do I do? Where did they go?

Do I call them? Do I go check on them?

I'd give them some time.

Right.

Oh, I... Oh, I can't even...

[SIGHS]

Hey, um...

Maggie wanted me to say goodbye.

What? She... She left already?

Mm-hmm. She went to the airport.

♪♪

Okay, will you, uh, return this to the gift shop for me?

And, uh...

And don't let them talk you into store credit, okay?

- Ahh...
- [BUTTON CLICKS]

♪ Solid ground ♪

[SPORTS CHATTER ON TV]

♪♪

- ♪ How does it feel ♪
- [GLASS THUDS]

♪ To be on your own? ♪

I'll take a Glenlivet. Neat.

Sure thing.

- ♪ No one to understand ♪
- [CELLPHONE VIBRATING]

♪ I know I'm here, and I don't belong ♪

♪ I'm on my knees today ♪

Thanks for being so amazing today.

Of course.

I'm sorry that your friends are going through so much.

Yeah.

Can I ask you something?

Do I own a real car? I do.

- This is just more fun.
- [CHUCKLES]

Um, why me?

I mean, you're so funny... and handsome.

Apparently, you have two cars.

I'm years older than you.

You could be with anyone.

So why are you hanging out with me?

Because you spent the whole day taking care of everyone else, making sure that they were okay.

I think that that is a person worth spending my time with.

Plus, you're French.

Ah. Here we go.

So, it's a fetish, really?

Oh, %, yeah.

You remind me of a th grade teacher I had,

- Madame Briquette. So hot.
- [LAUGHS]

Also older than me.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

♪♪

[DOOR OPENS, REGINA SIGHS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

♪♪

[SIGHS]

ROME: Gina.

REGINA: Ohh.

I know.

[SNIFFLING]

Mnh-mnh.

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

You made me want this.

Hey! Why don't you let me help you with that?

Gary. What are you doing...

Look, Bloom, I'm sorry about earlier.

I was upset. Maybe a little hurt.

I was being spiteful because I've been waiting so long to hear you say the things that you said.

I can't, uh...

I can't lose another friend.

And I couldn't let you fly to Oxford without telling you how sorry I was.

You're not... coming with me.

No, I'm not.

I am so grateful for you.

You always talk about how I saved you, but the truth is, you saved me.

But once again, our timing is...

- Horrible...
- The worst.

[CHUCKLES] Yeah.

I just started seeing someone, and I want to see how it plays out.

I'm... And I'm happy.

I want you to be happy, too.

'Cause you deserve all the happiness in the world.

So, I guess I... I came down here to...

say that I l...

♪♪

I love you, too...

Maggie Bloom.

♪♪

So go to Oxford, have the best time ever, and when you get back,

Colin and I are gonna want to hear all about it.

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

[SIGHS]

♪ I've found a reason for me ♪

♪ To change who I used to be ♪

♪ A reason to start over new ♪

♪ And the reason is you ♪

[HOOBASTANK'S "THE REASON" PLAYS ON STEREO]

BARTENDER: Sorry for the wait.

♪ And the reason is you ♪

[CROWD CHEERS ON TV]

MAN: Take the sh*t. Take the sh*t!

Aw, damn it, take the sh*t!

Aah.

Where's the defense?!

Ah, damn it!

How the hell did you not take the sh*t?

♪ I wish that I could take it all away ♪

- I'm sorry, pal.
- EDDIE: Yeah.

♪ That's why I need you to hear ♪

♪ I've found a reason for me ♪

- BARTENDER: You okay, man?
- [SIGHS]

That guy just saved my life.

♪ A reason to start over new ♪

♪ And the reason is you ♪

♪ And the reason is you ♪

- Hello, little lady.
- [CHUCKLES]

Please tell me this isn't a shoe-free home.

We are, but for you, I'll make an exception.

[CELLPHONE VIBRATES]

♪ I'm not a perfect person ♪

Eddie, thank God. Where are you?

Are you okay?

EDDIE: Yeah. I'm okay.

Tell me you're not at a bar.

Are you drinking?

No.

I was going to, but I didn't.

- [SIGHS]
- I'm gonna come home.

I want to tell you everything.

I am so sorry.

And tonight, I wanna do the vows.

Even if it's just you and me.

I love you.

I love you, too.

- [TIRES SQUEAL]
- [THUD]