03x17 - Private Lake

[bunniefuu]

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go!

♪ ♪ We'll be there ♪

♪ A wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪

♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪

♪ Wherever we are, there's fun to be found ♪

♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪

♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪

♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪

♪ We'll be there ♪

[Music]

[Panting]

Ugh!

So hot!

Ugh!

I hate everything!

Huh?

Oh!

[Laughs]

Guys!

We finally made it!

[Laughs]

The nightmare's over.

[Panting]

I can't see...

Sweat everywhere...

[Panting]

Ice Bear should not have brought raw meat.

[Panting]

We're here!

[laughs]

All right, summer fun!

[Creepy music]

[Indistinct conversations]

What the...?

[Bird caws]

Aah!

Aah!

Hey, take that!

Nyah!

[Bird caws]

Aah!

My ribs!

[Groans]

Man!

Ugh!

We came all this way for nothing!

Ice Bear ready to bounce.

[Clank, rustle]

Aaah!

Aaah!

What is it?

Okay, get behind me, bros.

[Growls]

[All gasp]

[Grunts]

Hey, friends!

Charlie!

What are you doing in the garbage?

I'm hungry, and this can is one of my favorite brunch spots.

[Slurps]

Ahh.

Delicious.

Man, there is so much slightly touched fruit in here.

Charlie, I thought you don't like being around people.

Eh, I still don't.

I just keep a low profile, you know?

[Clank]

[Screams]

[Gulps]

Man: Whoo-hoo!

Partay!

Mnh!

No.

Let the man bun go.

So much for a fun day at the lake.

Well, let's go home and cook that meat.

Uh...

well, I got a lake.

Wait.

What?

Wait.

You have a lake?

Are you sure it's not, like, a gross swamp or something?

Well, it's not much, but it's nice ...

and private.

Mm...

Sure, man.

We're desperate.

Let's see it.

Great!

Follow me!

[Bird cawing]

Woman: My ribs!

[Rattling]

Oof!

Ow!

All righty.

We're here.

Ugh.

I knew it would be bad, yet I'm still disappointed.

No, no, no.

This is just where we wash our feet.

Over here.

This is it!

Both: Whoa!

Charlie: My little spot when I want to relax out in the open.

I'd be happy to share my rinky-dink lake with you.

Eh, it's not much, but it's got a circle-on-a-string thing and a metal thing with legs and a big bag of cookies.

So, what do you guys think?

Both: We love it!

[Laughter]

[Up-tempo music plays]

♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, whoo, yeah ♪

♪ Something here going 'round ♪

Chuck it over!

♪ Got me doing crazy things ♪

Aaaah!

[Laughs]

Huh?

Wha!

[Laughs]

♪ I hope you can tell what we got is rare ♪

[Laughs]

♪ Honey, don't you go away ♪

♪ Sunny Bae ♪

♪ I want you to stay ♪

♪ Ho, ohhhhh ♪

♪ Sunny Bae ♪

♪ Sunny Bae ♪

♪ Sunny Bae ♪

♪ Sunny Bae ♪

♪ Sunny Bae ♪

[Laughter]

♪ With my Sunny Bae ♪

♪ Sunny Bae ♪

[Birds chirping]

[Sighs]

This is so special, guys ...

being here, hanging out at my favorite spot with my favorite pals.

Man, this lake is the best.

It's, like, the only place I can chill and not have to look over my shoulder at humans getting all up in my business.

Ah, most of the time I just come here by myself, pretend the world's a little more Charlie-friendly.

Eh, anyway, really glad I could share this with y'all.

Yeah, man.

We're really glad to be here.

[All sigh]

Oh, hey, do you guys want to take a picture together?

Aaaaah!

Oh, sh**t!

Sorry, Charlie.

Look, you don't have to be in it.

You can just take the picture for us.

Uh, no, no, no, thank you.

Uh, it looks a little complicated, anyways.

It's easy, man.

Come on!

It'll be fun!

Uh, well...

okay.

I'll give it a try, I guess.

Cool.

Okay, just, like, tap the screen to take the picture.

Okay.

Uh...

hmm.

So press...uh...

Come on, Charlie.

You can do it.

Yeah, come on!

Ice Bear believes in you.

Today.

[Camera clicks]

Wha...

?!

Hey.

Hey, I did it!

[Camera clicking]

[Chuckles]

Wow, this is cool!

Uh...

are you done?

Uh, can we stop posing?

Charlie: Hold on.

Just putting some finishing touches.

Okay, I'll take that one.

Yep.

Uh-huh.

That looks good.

Yep.

Yes, yes, yes.

Um, okay, that's enough.

Oh, hey!

Y'all want some sweets?

There's a berry patch nearby.

Berries?!

Ooh!

I'm down for that.

Ice Bear can always eat more.

Oh, boy!

Let me just share our joy online first, because if strangers can't see our happiness, well, then, it doesn't exist.

Okay.

Done.

All right, guys, follow me.

♪ La la la-la ♪ ♪ Here we go, berry patch ♪ [Indistinct conversations]

[Rock music plays]

[Camera clicking]

All right.

Hmm.

Huh?

Whoa.

What is this place?

[Indistinct conversations]

Oh, rad.

That's not too far.

Man, I'm outta here!

So, I was like, "Brah, tuna in a can?

You could just catch tuna with a net." Oh, hey, Mikel.

Where you off to, man?

There's another sweet lake nearby.

I'm gonna go try and find it.

Later, dudes.

Sounds like a good idea.

Grizzly: [Muffled]

Mmm!

Oh, man, what a haul!

You got all the hookups, Charlie.

Ice Bear wants to throw blueberry party.

Oh, so delicious!

Oh, these are so good!

Are you sure you don't want any, man?

Hmm?

No, I'm fine with these leftovers.

All right.

If you say so...

Oof!

Aw, man, my berries!

What did you stop for, huh?

[Indistinct conversations]

Aaah!

Oh, no.

[Dance music plays]

[All screaming]

[Bird caws]

[Groans]

W-What is this?

Who are these people?

What happened to Charlie's private lake?

Well, how did so many people find out about this place?

[Cellphone buzzes]

Huh?

Hold on.

What's this?

Wha...

Whoa!

What is it, Panda?

Oh, no!

These guys found us through the picture we posted!

Oh, man!

The lake is ruined!

These people are the worst!

Ugh.

We're so sorry, Charlie.

We didn't ...

Charlie?

[Rattling]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Hold up, man.

Hold on.

Come on.

There's no need to abandon ship.

We'll think of something.

[Echoing]

Nope.

No, it is what it is, guys.

My lake belongs to the people now.

Charlie, I am so sorry this all happened.

No worries, friends.

I know the drill ...

people see what they like, they take it, I move on.

No hard feelings.

Just different hiding spots, is all.

But ...

But ...

Gah!

This is completely unfair!

There's got to be a way to get these obnoxious people out of here.

But what can we do?

The lake is packed.

Ugh!

I'm never gonna hashtag anything again.

Ah, it's okay, bears ...

really.

[Normal voice]

I mean, not much for a weird-looking guy like me to do.

Wha, wha, wha!

O-Oh, my gosh!

[Laughs]

Charlie, for a second there, you looked like a monster.

[Ding!]

Huh?

Did you guys say "monster"?

What is it, Grizz?

D-Do I got something in my teeth?

Ah!

You're the solution, Charlie!

You be a monster!

Huh.

Yeah.

I-I guess you look kind of more grotesque than usual.

Exactly.

Yes.

That's what I mean.

This is the perfect costume to scare all those people away.

Uh, but just me's enough?

No, man.

We'll all work together.

Ice Bear will help reclaim territory and win back the land.

Yeah.

We're gonna get your lake back.

I've got the perfect plan, Charlie.

Um...

Okay, Pan Pan.

Everybody's in position.

Are you sure this is gonna work, Grizz?

A-And why do you need my phone?

Hey, just trust me.

Now, go forth, Panda.

[Sighs]

[Clears throat]

Oh, no!

I think I just saw movement in the water!

What could it be?

[Grunts]

[Gasps]

[Screams]

[Dramatic music plays]

What's that?

What's going on?

Did you see that?

With eyes on the stage, now it's time for Phase 2.

[Laughs]

[Bubbling]

[Moaning]

[Both scream]

[Moaning]

[All screaming]

Charlie: I'm going to get you!

[Moaning]

[Alarm blaring]

Lake mutant!

Run for your lives!

[People screaming]

[Bird caws]

[Groans]

[Moaning]

[Screams]

Aah!

Oh, no!

You, sir!

Run!

[Charlie moaning]

[Both screaming]

[Both screaming]

Aah!

A terrible monster!

I am doomed to the same fate!

[Hushed]

Hit me, Charlie, but don't do it so h...

Aah!

Oh, my gosh!

It just took down a bear!

Run!

Warn the others!

So ahead of you, man.

Wha!

Aaaaaaah!

Yeah, that's right!

This is my lake!

You better not come back, y'all!

[Laughs]

[Strained]

Whoo-hoo.

That's great, Charlie.

Ugh.

Ah, and that acting of yours, Pan Pan, was super-good.

You even made it look like I actually hurt you.

[Laughs]

Whoo!

[Laughs]

We did it!

There goes the last of them!

My plan worked without a hitch.

[Normal voice]

Yeah.

I'm impressed.

I mean, things don't usually work out so well for us.

I mean, but...

like, what if they come back?

Ice Bear can write sensationalized propaganda.

That should do it ...

people will definitely be staying out of your private lake now, Charlie.

[Laughs]

Yeah.

Ohh, thanks, guys.

You're the best.

Ice Bear ready to go back to summer shenanigans.

Ooh!

I can go find another boulder for volleyball.

Now, let's go have some fu...

Oh, man, this place got so trashy.

Ice Bear ready to bounce.

[Keyboard clacking]

Done!

Both: Done!