03x26 - Icy Nights II

Episode transcripts for the TV show "We Bare Bears". Aired: July 2015 to June 2020.*
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"We Bare Bears" follows three bear brothers in their awkward attempts at integrating with the human world in the San Francisco Bay Area.
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03x26 - Icy Nights II

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♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go!

♪ ♪ We'll be there ♪

♪ A wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪

♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪

♪ Wherever we are, there's fun to be found ♪

♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪

♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪

♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪

♪ We'll be there ♪

[Classical piano music playing]

[Beeping]

[Silent whirring]

[Beeps]

Hmm.

[Grunting]

Grizzly: Almost there.

Perfect!

Now we just plug it in.

[Laughs]

Okay, turn it on, Pan.

Panda: Yeah, boy!

This is the greatest idea we've ever had.

Now we never have to leave the kitchen again.

[Speaking Japanese]

[Electricity crackles]

Whoa.

What's up with the lights?

Ice Bear sure he paid electric bill.

[Static]

Whoa!

Huh?

Who's that?

Yana.

Wesley: [Distorted voice]

We have the barista.

Come if you want her to live.

[Warble, static]

I'll slaughter you in half!

[Grunting]

[Thump]

Ugh, you know, I pay an extra $199 a month so that we don't get ads?

I'm gonna leave Cineweb the angriest e-mail.

Uh, Ice Bear needs to go get cilantro.

[Mumbling]

Mmm, boy, you stupid Cineweb, making me call and waste my time.

[Music]

[Claps]

[Whirring]

[Clang]

[Beeps]

Ice Bear is ready.

[Grunting]

Ketchup and mustard!

[Whoosh!]

Surround sound is amazing.

[Music]

[Whoosh!]

[Claps]

[Warble]

[Clang]

[Music]

[Gasps]

[Muffled shouting]

Ice Bear got message.

Ice Bear will save Yana.

Mnh!

Mnh!

Aah!

It's a trap!

[Clapping]

I see you got my invitation.

Good to see you again, my ursine friend.

[Cackles]

[Tires screech]

I'll always be one step ahead of you.

[Chuckles]

Good luck.

[Growls]

You've fallen right into my trap, and now I finally got you where I want.

[Snaps]

[Bloops]

[Growling]

Tipichno.

[Laughs]

Outsmarted you again, Bear.

You see, when I realized you and she had history, I knew I could use her as bait.

Blah, blah, blah.

He's been talking about you all day, Snejni Mishka.

I think he has a crush.

Ugh!

I do not have a crush!

This is all part of my elaborate plan to get that vacuum.

And you ruined my moment!

You, get the vacuum!

You, watch the girl!

[Grunting]

[Music]

[Electricity crackles]

[Growls]

Come on, already!

Just grab the thing!

Barry?

Aah!

Is everything under control?

Uh, yeah.

Everything is going according to plan.

I totally have the vacuum, so the technology is finally ours.

Just bring the tech to me, and don't screw this up.

We are a billion-dollar company, not your playground.

Yes, Dad.

I-I mean sir!

Aww!

Daddy looks mad.

Ugh!

I'll just get the vacuum myself!

[Grunts]

Get out of the way!

[Grunting]

[Growling]

Hey, big guy, sounds like your boss needs some help.

[Grunting]

[Music]

Wha...

What?!

How did she escape?!

[Electricity crackles]

Aah!

Hmm.

Aah!

Uhh!

Ugh!

Get the bear!

[Music]

Do what you have to do.

Just take care of them and get me that vacuum.

Ice Bear's ready to party.

[Grunting]

Mnh.

That body of yours can sure take a lot of damage.

But I'm just getting started.

[Electricity crackles]

Hmm?

Oh!

Ha!

[Glass shatters]

[Powers down]

[Thud]

Huh.

It's the screens.

Ice Bear had that.

Ugh!

Whatever.

Just aim for the heads.

[Bloops]

Hmph.

♪ Break it up, come on, boys ♪

[Glass shatters]

[Powers down]

[Thud]

Not too bad, Snejni Mishka.

Still strong as ever.

Although...

I still took out two bad guys, with no hands.

Ice Bear had that first one.

Spasibo.

So, where to now?

What?

You thought the elevators would still be working?

[Glass shatters]

[Grunts]

[Music]

So, this little vacuum is what is causing all the fuss?

[Beeps]

[Chuckles]

He has a better since of humor than you.

You know, you didn't need to come.

I can take care of myself.

Ice Bear will always come save you.

[Laughs]

I'm pretty sure I saved you back there, just like I saved you in Mumbai.

Ice Bear saved you in Tokyo.

Ibiza.

Shanghai.

Together: Halifax.

[Laughs]

You're full of it.

But you're cute when you're wrong.

That necklace looks...

nice on you.

Oh, thanks.

My father gave it to me.

You know there's going to be a trap waiting for us?

Ice Bear has a plan.

[Music]

[Elevator dings]

[All bloop]

[Music]

[Bloops]

[Crash, thud]

Zdrastvuyte!

Now, this just seems unfair.

How about we even the odds?

[Glass shattering]


[Loud thud]

[Bloops]

[Glass shatters, thud]

Where did you get another axe?

[Beeps, warbles]

[Music]

Wow.

This building has lots of lobby space.

What does this company even do?

Ice Bear honestly has no idea.

[Growls]

[Whirring]

[Electronic fanfare plays]

[Beeps]

You don't have a very big axe in that vacuum, do you?

[Growls]

Look what you did to my face!

And now you're going to pay.

With this new robot, I'll finally crush you, take your vacuum, and my dad will finally respect me ...

uh, sh**t ...

I mean, so I can defeat you once and for all!

Uh, wh-what was that?

I said, I'm finally gonna crush you.

No, no, the first part ...

uh, something about your dad?

Never mind that part!

Yana, stop.

But it's so easy to bug this kid ...

Aah!

I've had just about enough of you.

Otpusti menya!

And you've outgrown your use to me.

[Electricity crackles]

[Gasps]

Dasvidaniya, barista.

Hmm?

Aah!

[Music]

Aah!

Dad is gonna k*ll me!

[Electricity crackles]

Thanks for the hand.

Ha!

You dropped this.

So, you got any bright ideas?

Uhh!

Do you know how much this robot costs?!

[Laser fires]

[Whoosh!]

Hunh!

Ostorozhno!

[Laser fires]

Where'd they go?

[Slice!]

[Laser fires]

That laser is a problem.

You have to get me closer, Mishka.

Ice Bear trying.

[Growls, cackles]

[Laughs]

So much for the nice lobby.

Quick, give me one more sh*t.

Unh!

[Both grunt]

[Clink, clink]

Did you really think you could b*at me?

[Chuckles]

Pathetic.

And now I'm going to finally take what I want.

No.

[Cackling]

Finally!

Now that the vacuum is mine, I have no use for either of you.

[Warbling]

[Cackling]

[Warbles]

Say goodbye!

[Claps]

[Slice!]

[Laughs]

That is the tiniest axe like I have ever seen.

[Laughing]

[Claps]

[Glass shatters]

[Powers down]

[Thud]

[Triumphant music playing]

[Distorted]

You...

foolish bear!

You may have won this round, but you'll never be sa...

[Electricity crackles]

Hold on.

How nice.

Someone left the keys for me.

You know, now that I think about it, maybe you did save me in Halifax.

Snejni Mishka...

vsegda budet riad.

Yeah, well, um, your vacuum did most of the work.

Didn't you, buddy?

[Beeps]

[Chuckles]

Do skorogho, Mishka.

[Engine starts, revs]

[Warbles softly]

Ice Bear: That necklace looks nice on you.

"To my lovely daughter." [Gasps]

Yana: Thanks.

My father gave it to me.

Yuri!

[Keyboard clacking]

Done!

Done!
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