04x07 - I Am Ice Bear

Episode transcripts for the TV show "We Bare Bears". Aired: July 2015 to June 2020.*
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"We Bare Bears" follows three bear brothers in their awkward attempts at integrating with the human world in the San Francisco Bay Area.
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04x07 - I Am Ice Bear

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♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go!

♪ ♪ We'll be there ♪

♪ A wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪

♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪

♪ Wherever we are, there's fun to be found ♪

♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪

♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪

♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪

♪ We'll be there ♪

[Music]

[Piano playing]

Panda: Presenting the "Sibling Day Slide Show"!

Grizzly: Ah, fun beach time.

Ah, ice cream at the pier!

Ha-ha!

Ice Bear: Ice Bear's first vegan casserole.

Oh, yeah, the start of our health-food diet.

Ugh.

Oh, our two-seat bike!

Aw, our trip to the petting zoo!

Panda: Ta-da!

So, what do you think, guys?

This is awesome, Pan!

What's it for again?

For reals?

You haven't heard of Sibling Day?

It's a holiday to show off how much you love your siblings.

I mean, everyone's posting their best sibling pics to celebrate.

Oh, my gosh!

It's like this holiday was made for us!

Ice Bear celebrates Sibling Day every day.

Let's post it right now!

No, no!

I'm not done yet!

I just need one more picture.

Ice Bear has only pictures of baby goats.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm, hmm, hmm.

[Woodpecker chirps, pecking]

Huh?

Guys, I think I got it.

Ice Bear will get started on bird costumes.

[Grunting]

Almost done!

This is gonna be the best sibling pic the Internet has ever seen.

[Chopping wood]

Ugh, I can't find a good angle.

Make sure you get us all in the pic.

[Sighs]

I need a longer selfie stick.

What?!

Hey!

Ice Bear's slipping.

Aah!

Aah!

Whoa!

Oh!

Oof!

[Dramatic music plays]

[Whack!]

[Echoing]

Is he alive?

Shh.

He's waking up!

Lil' bro?

Lil' bro?

You okay?

Ice...

Ice...

Aw, man, I need some ice for my head.

[Both gasp]

Oh, geez, that really did a number on me.

[Music]

Boy, I sure hate it when that happens.

Hey, am I right?

You know, like sometimes you can just be walking.

I'm going here.

I'm going there.

I'm minding my own business, then bam!

Unconscious.

You guys know what I mean, right?

[Music continues]

No?

Hey, maybe it's just me.

Boy, nothing like almost dying to get your appetite going, though.

Cool.

All right.

I'm gonna go grab some lunch.

Stay cool, bros.

Oh, whoa.

Shouldn't leave tools around.

Someone could get hurt...

again.

[Chuckles]

Hmm, now, where did I put that bowl?

There you are, Mr.

Bowl!

Okay, let's see.

Ooh.

Oops!

Oh, geez.

That's so like me.

I'm just a clumsy guy.

♪ I'm just a clumsy guy ♪ Hmm, where do we keep the broom in this place?

Man, this is so weird.

All right, what's the Internet say, Panda?

All I could find was this video.

Announcer: Have you experienced a recent head injury?

[Music]

How about a major personality change?

If you answered yes, you could have amnesia.

Amnesia can make people forget themselves, their plants, their cats, and even their beloved siblings.

What's the cure?

We asked this specially trained physician.

I dunno.

This doesn't look good.

I mean, what if he's changed forever?

I'm sure it'll be fine.

Probably just going through a phase.

What's up, boyz?!

I made lunch.

Better eat some before I eat it all, eh?

[Nervously]

See?

Same old lil' bro.

Ta-da!

Lunch is served.

I call it "candy surprise." The surprise is it's full of candy.

But ...

But what about our healthy diet?

I ...

Come on, guys.

Life is short.

Treat yourself.

[Both laugh]

Whoa, whoa, hang on a sec.

I got to show this to my followers.

[Camera shutter clicks]

#LifeIsSweet.

No spaces.

They'll figure it out.

Dude!

You have followers?!

And a phone?!

Huh?

Oh, yeah.

I don't know what I'd do without my social-media peeps.

[Cellphone alert rings]

Whoa!

You're verified!

I guess people are just drawn to my outgoing personality.

Ha!

I only have two followers.

I'm not even sure if they're real people.

Oh, you have an account?

Consider yourself followed.

[Cellphone chimes, fanfare plays]

[Both laugh]

Three!

Oh, hey, this guy I know, Mercer ...

he's throwing an exclusive boba party mixer.

You guys down to hang with some cool peeps?

[Chomps]

Yeah!

We're, like, totally cool!

Mm-hmm!

Mm, my teeth hurt.

Man, you guys are gonna just love the g*ng.

Grizzly and Panda: Stack, stack, stack, stack!

Whoa, whoa, hey!

Yo, back off me, man!

What are you doing?!

Uh, I just ...

You know, we always...

I mean, um...

We were just trying to stack, bro.

You know?

Stack.

It's like our main thing.

Oh, right, right.

Well, you know, I dig this whole "the stack" thing, but it's kind of like I'm on the bottom, you guys are on the top, so it's like we have this weird hierarchy thing going on, and I'm just, like, your vehicle or something, whereas I think of us more as equals.

[Music]

So...

here's an idea.

No stack.

Uhh...

okay.

But how are we gonna get around?

Oh, I got this.

[Horn honks]

Whoa!

Whoa!

W-Where's the driver?

Is it magic?

Ha!

Nah, it's the new self-driving convertible app.

It's pretty exclusive.

Invite-only and all that.

I got you covered, though.

[Laughter]

[Music]

This is great!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

We own the world!

[Music]

The fun has arrived!

[All cheering]

All: Ice Man!

Hey, hey, Bryce, my man.

You're gonna need three bro-bas pronto.

Hey, hey, look at me.

What-what?!

Sure thing, man.

It's on the house.

Whoa!

You even got a free boba hook-up?

Oh, yeah, me and Bryce go way back.

Anything for you, man.

[Women giggling]

Man, there's some beautiful ladies here tonight.

Wow, I was just thinking the same thing.

It's too bad I'm so socially awkward.

Mm-hmm.

Well, good thing I'm not.

Hey, Grizz, drop a b*at.

[Hip-hop music plays]

[Beatboxing]

Yeah!

Yeah!

♪ Hey, baby, girl ♪

♪ You look beautiful, like boba ♪

♪ Ain't' trying to front, baby ♪

♪ Let me come ovah ♪

♪ I know what's on your mind ♪

♪ And I know what y'all thinkin' ♪

♪ Ooh, that boy is smooth ♪

♪ Like that boba you drinkin' ♪

♪ But let me tell you, ladies, who I really am ♪

♪ Ain't no average-day bear, ain't no average Sam ♪

[All sigh]

♪ To the haters out there who refuse to see ♪

♪ I'm the chillest bear here, the call me Ice B ♪

[Slurps, spits out]

[Laughter]

Man, today was the best day.

Probably of my whole life, honestly.

Yeah, and it's all thanks to our super-cool lil' bro.

Um, I was told that Ice B would be here.

Yeah, where's Ice B?

[Cellphone vibrates]

Oh, that must be him now!

[All cheering]

Yo, yo, yo!

What's up, fam?!

It's yo man, Ice B.

Ice on my wrists, chillin' with the crew ...

Mercer and Todd.

Yo.

Hey, what it do, fam?!

Anyway, we're out here with the crowd.

Let me hear you!

[All cheering]

I love you, Ice B!

And we're about to cut down some things.

Like this tree 'cause it's lit.

Lit.

Aah!

That's our family tree!

All: One!

Two!

Three!

Stop!

Wait!

Stop, stop, stop!

You can't cut down that tree!

Why are you guys overreacting?

It's just a dumb tree.

Uh, yeah, yeah, you probably don't remember 'cause you hit your head, but this tree is a symbol of our everlasting brotherhood.

Look!

We carved that in together.

"Best Bros 4 Life." [Chuckles]

Okay, dude, let's get one thing straight.

We're not brothers.

We're like three different types of bears.

[Both gasp]

And I guess I better just break the news now ...

I decided to move in with Mercer and Todd.

Sup?

What?!

What?!

Well, it's not because they're "cooler" or anything.

But it kinda is.

Well, um, I have three fol...

What?!

You just unfollowed me!

Wait, what?!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Not you, too, Horse!

[Whinnies]

Well, you heard the man.

All right, I'm gonna go pack up my things.

No hard feelings?

Right?


[Music]

Taking my fresh threads.

Can't forget my kicks.

Huh, what's this?

Is...

that me?

[Music]

Man, I was a fat baby.

[Glass shatters]

What do we do, Pan Pan?

We're gonna lose our little brother for good!

All because he hit his head!

I mean, there's got to be something we can do!

Can we just, like, un-hit him somehow?

[Gasps]

Well, maybe we can hit him again ...

"un-hit" hit him.

[Both chuckle sneakily]

A'ight, almost done packing.

Aah!

What are you doing?

Uh, cooking.

Dude, you're acting weirder than usual.

Huh?

Oh, my phone.

[Swish!]

Did you hear something?

No, but you dropped something over there.

Dropped what?

What are you talking about?

Down there!

Down where?

What?

No, uh, uh, wait.

[Broom swishing, glass shatters]

Uh, no, over there.

[Panting]

Bro, there's nothing here.

Huh, what's wrong with you?

[Panting continues]

Nothing.

Can't forget my toothbrush.

More teeth, more babes, as I always say.

[Dramatic music]

[Humming]

[Clicking tongue, humming]

♪ More teeths, more babes ♪ [Beatboxing]

[Music]

[Shink!]

[Music]

All right, whatever you guys are doing needs to stop right now.

We just want our brother back.

Come back to us, lil' bro!

For the last time, I'm not your bro, dude.

Now move out of my way.

No, you're staying right here!

Oh, is that how it's gonna be?

Okay.

This is for your own good, lil' bro!

Aah!

Ha!

Nice try, loser.

[Grunts]

Not even close.

You guys are nuts!

We love you.

You just don't know it yet!

[Music]

Whoa!

A bowling ball?

[Grumbles]

You won't get away!

Yes, I will!

Oh, no, you don't!

Aah!

[Grunts]

Get off me, dude!

Get off me!

Hit him good, Pan Pan!

[Panting heavily]

Uh, hey, hey, Panda, my man.

Bro, we cool, right?

[Pants]

Give me back...

my brother!

Aah!

Wait!

Aah!

[Mellow music]

Aah, I'm sorry.

I can't do it.

You're right, Pan Pan.

This is too far.

Sorry, lil' bro.

Don't touch me!

Don't touch me!

I'm outta here!

You guys are insane!

I can't believe I used to hang out with you guys.

Well, no more!

[Cellphone chimes]

Hey, Todd.

Come pick me up.

Bro, you wouldn't believe the day I've had.

There he goes.

Our little bro.

[Whimpers]

Take care of yourself out there.

[Sobbing]

There, there, Pan Pan.

[Creaking]

It'll be okay.

Huh?

Huh?

Uh...

Whoa, whoa.

[Creaking, snapping]

Yo!

Hey!

Yeah, they're crazy, man.

Wait till I ...

What?!

Oh, wha...

wha...

Aah!

Aah!

Aaaaaah!

[Heavy thud]

You okay, bro?

Oh, my gosh, I am so sorry!

I...

I...

You what?

I...

Ice Bear's okay.

[Both gasp]

[Music]

Ice Bear hair's long.

Why?

Wait.

So you're not leaving?

Ice Bear never leave bros.

Oh, he's back!

[Laughs]

Oh, we missed you so much!

[Cellphone chimes]

Yo, Ice B, it's Todd.

Where you at, man?

Who's Todd?

Nobody.

Nobody.

Shh.

Shh.

Shh.

Shh.

Shh.

Lil' bro, how would you feel about wearing a helmet from now on?

Ice Bear: Why?

Panda: Oh, no reason.

Don't worry about it.

Grizzly: [Chuckles]

Good times.
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