04x24 - Rescue Ranger

[bunniefuu]

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go!

♪ ♪ We'll be there ♪

♪ A wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪

♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪

♪ Wherever we are, there's fun to be found ♪

♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪

♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪

♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪

♪ We'll be there ♪

[Music]

Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Yeti, Grassman, skunk ape ...

there are many names for this creature which has never been captured, but soon, that may no longer be the case.

This hunter believes he will soon catch the elusive creature.

Yowie.

Did you say, "Yowie"?

Yeah.

That's what we call it ...

yowie.

I'll trap that yowie.

I'm a trapper, a booby trapper.

I use booby traps.

Whoa.

[Chuckles]

Here's another one for the collection.

Now, I wanted to ask ...

[Clang!]

Shh.

You hear that?

Hear what?

One of my booby traps just went off.

[Grunts]

I trapped one again.

Oh, okay.

Well, good luck tonight.

I don't need it.

Dang.

That guy is intense.

Is booby trapper even a real word?

Yes.

Ice Bear knows ....

because Ice Bear is also booby trapper.

Wonder what a yowie is.

Isn't Yowie the name of a chocolate drink?

Guys!

[Panting]

I've got something to show you.

You're not gonna believe this.

Tabes, what are we doing here?

Guys, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.

Uh, why are we whispering?

Remember this?

Now watch.

[Munching]

It's Charl...

Ha!

You saw that, right?

See what?

I didn't see anything.

Ice Bear thinks we should go home.

Come on, guys.

Pay attention!

Now look!

Hmm?

[Music]

[Munching]

Oh, okay.

Uh, h...

hold on.

One at a time.

Here ...

here you go.

Are you seeing this?

I kept telling you he was real.

I've been feeding him for a while now.

Uh, I can't believe he's falling for this.

Uh, you think we should finally tell her?

Ice Bear tired of keeping secrets.

[Sighs]

Yeah.

I guess it's time for her to know the truth.

Beautiful, ain't it?

I don't want to catch it or anything.

I-I just want to protect it from afar.

Charlie: That's good.

Uh, Tabes, there's something we ...

Grizz, shush!

Huh?

Who ...

who's there?

Bears?

Whaaat?

[Laughs]

I thought I saw you.

What are y'all doing out here so late?

Oh, uh, uh, what's cracking?

Hey, uh, we're just, uh, enjoying the moonlight.

Cool.

Cool.

Yeah.

Best time to be awake.

I get real lucky around this time and come across free cheese puffs and stuff.

Hmm?

Hey, what's this?

Oh, uh, uh, nothing.

Hi?

Aah!

Oh, no, no!

Please, I'm ...

I'm sorry!

There's nothing to worry about.

Uh, my name is Tabes, and I've ...

Ah, please, no, no!

Let me out!

I don't do well in jail!

Huh?

Ah!

Yeah, I'm free!

Ah, ah, ah!

Charlie!

Charlie?

Who ...

who's Charlie?

Help!

Somebody, help!

Ah!

Help me!

Please help!

[Laughs]

Oh, finally.

[Gasps]

It's the booby trapper!

You know this guy?

Yeah.

We saw him on TV.

He traps everything.

Hey, you!

Hunting is illegal in my forest!

Hmm, I ain't hunting.

I'm trapping.

Just let him go, and I'll pretend this never happened.

[Laughs]

I'm a trapper.

I trap things.

Nothing you can do, ranger girl.

Yeah!

[Engine revs]

Huh?

No!

Ah!

Help!

Charlie!

Charlie!

Stop!

Stand back...

Huh?

...everyone.

Ice Bear booby-trapped the booby trap.

Ha!

The true booby trapper.

Ah!

All right!

All right!

Hold on.

Can someone please explain what the heck is going on here?

What in the world was that?

Who is Charlie, and how does he know you all?

Ice Bear ready for truth b*mb.

[Sighs]

Okay.

That was Charlie.

He's our friend.

And, yeah, he's the one who saved you when you were little, and, yes, he's the one who saved you from the fire.

I knew it!

Ha, ha, ha!

Yes!

I knew I was right.

Wait...

How could you not tell me about this after all this time?

Believe me.

We tried.

Yeah.

Charlie is just super scared of humans.

We needed to protect him.

[Sighs]

Well, I'm proud of y'all.

Really?

Yes.

I'm actually the who one who failed to protect the ones that I swore to protect.

Your friend has been taken by a hunter.

Trapper.

He got caught under my watch in my forest.

It's my duty to save him.

Yeah!

Let's go save Charlie.

Ice Bear ready to rumble.

Lead the way, Tabes!

Cool.

Uh, I don't know which way he went.

[Snakes hissing]

Huh?

It's Charlie's snake friends.

What do they want?

Huh, would you look at that?

They're showing us the way!

Come on!

Let's go!

[Music]

Charlie: Ah!

Please let ...

let me go!

Ugh!

Uh, where am I?

Please, I want to go home.

This cage is your home now.

What?

W-What are you going to do with me?

I'm going to expose you to the world, the news, TV, Internet, maybe a few podcasts ...

just the popular ones.

I want everyone to know that I'm the trapper that caught the legendary yowie.

I-I-I don't want to do any of that.

I have a home here.

I-I have friends.

I have snakes that rely on me.

Quiet.

I'm gonna tell my mates on the message boards.

BRB.

W-Wait, please!

Enjoy your last moments of privacy, Yowie.

[Laughs]

No!

Please!

[Door closes]

W-Where are you going?

Let me out!

Please!

[Music]

[Hissing]

Thank you, serpentine friend.

I say we go in g*ns blazing.

One, two, three, go!

Hold it, Grizz.

It's not that easy.

[Grunts]

[Clank]

Whoa.

Just as I thought, this place is probably loaded with booby traps.

We can make it to that cabin.

We just have to be very, very careful.

Keep close and follow my footsteps exactly.

[Click]

Huh?

Oh, no.

Huh?

Panda!

Bro, don't worry.

I'll get you out!

Aah!

Grizz!

Oh, I'm all right, guys.

I think I can climb out...

Oh.

Ice Bear will free brothers.

Wait.

It could be another trap.

We'll avoid getting trapped so long as we go nice and slow.

Wah!

Bah!

Gah!

Run for it!

[Action music]

Jump!

Aah!

[Both panting]

[Silent music]

Forest rangers!

Nobody move!

What the...?

Th-This is some kind of trap stash, but where's the trapper?

[Chain clinks]

Oh, hey!

Charlie.

I'm so glad to see you.

Whoa!

You almost fell into that sneaky trap right there.

Ice Bear doesn't fall for traps.

[Thwip!]

Oh.

What?

Hello?

Why you napping?

[Snoring]

[Courtney laughs]

He's not napping.

I've just been trapping.

I was gonna come back for y'all later, but I guess you couldn't wait.

Sir, I am a forest ranger, and you will release this creature immediately.

You won't get away with this.

I'm afraid that you won't be getting away...

at all.

[Gasps]

[Grunting]

You have pretty terrible aim for a mighty hunter.

[Gasps]

That was my mama's hat.

Hey, buddy, we could really use your help about now.

My apologies.

I won't miss again.

You better hope you don't.

Ooh, I like this game.

You're my favorite prey yet.

[Grunts]

[Chuckles]

[Slow-mo pitch]

Whoa.

Lucky sh*t, but I bet you can't do it again.

Whoa!

Buddy, you got to see this.

Hey, knock it off!

This thing is exceptionally difficult to reload.

[Chuckles]

Oh, yeah.

Whoa!

Oh, no!

[Chuckles]

Oh, yes.

This game has been fun, but it's time to end it.

Protecting the yowie has cost you dearly, ranger girl.

These filthy creatures belong in cages.

The only filthy creature who belongs in a cage is you!

What does that ...

Whoa!

Wha!

Oh!

Oof!

[Groans]

Ow.

[Laughs]

Looks like the trapper is now the trapped.

Okay, friend, let's get you out of ...

Huh?

[Snores]

[Thud]

[Music]

Hm.

[Police radio chatter]

[Snores]

Whoa!

Whoa!

Huh.

This one almost had my name on it, didn't it?

Charlie: Ow!

Hmm.

Gosh, I've got these cheesy poofies left over but no one to give them to.

I sure wish that Charlie fella was still around.

I know how much he likes them.

[Munching]

And if that Charlie guy was still around, I'd tell him he doesn't need to be afraid.

He'll be safe so long as his forest-ranger friend, Ranger Tabes, is around.

[Rustling leaves]

Friend?

A snakeskin?

Uh, thank you.

This means a lot.

It's nice to meet ...

Huh?

See you around, Charlie.

[Music]

Done!

Done!