04x28 - Pizza Band

Episode transcripts for the TV show "We Bare Bears". Aired: July 2015 to June 2020.*
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"We Bare Bears" follows three bear brothers in their awkward attempts at integrating with the human world in the San Francisco Bay Area.
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04x28 - Pizza Band

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♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go!

♪ ♪ We'll be there ♪

♪ A wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪

♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪

♪ Wherever we are, there's fun to be found ♪

♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪

♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪

♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪

♪ We'll be there ♪

[Music]

Grizzly: We've had Pizza Guy.

We've had Pizza Tent.

We've had Lil' Neros.

But now the time has come!

Our quest to try every pizza place in town ends right here, right now.

Uh, Papa Bear's Pizza Cabin?

[Car horn blares]

Look, it was the last one on the list.

All right!

Pizza us up!

Oh.

What?

[Children shouting excitedly]

[Both babbling]

[Cries]

[Toilet flushes]

Uh, is this a pizza place, or like a preschool?

Maybe it's both?

Come on, let's grab a seat.

Dave: Hey, hey, hey!

Here you go, friends.

Piping hot and tasty.

Ooh, thanks!

This actually looks really good.

Oh, you bet your bottom it is.

It's un-bearably good.

So good it'll give you paws, you'll jump fur joy when you ...

Stop.

Just stop, friend.

[Chuckles]

Sure, sure.

[Watch beeps]

Huh!

Aah!

It's almost time.

Uh, pardon me!

Well, anyway, let's dig in.

[Music]

Oh...

my...

gosh.

This pizza is...

amazing!

It might be the best yet.

Ice bear is in culinary shock.

Huh, I guess you really can't judge a book by its cover.

Dave: Hey, kids!

Are you ready to rock and roll?

Huh?

Huh?

Now, what now?

Dave: Well, ready or not, coming to you live from the...

Bay Area...

...pizza cabin, it's Papa Bear's Pizza Band.

[Chuckles]

Howdy, kids.

All: Papa bear!

Yikes.

Ah!

I cannot believe stuff like this is still around!

Okeydoke, band, let's countdown to party time.

Hoo-hoo, I like the sound of that.

And a 1, 2, 3, 4...

[Music]

Pizza!

♪ Cruisin' around town ♪ ♪ Fun with the top down ...

down ...

down ...

♪ ♪ D-down ♪ [Warbling]

[Electricity crackles]

[All crying]

O-Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Not again!

Hey, hey, there, folks.

I'm so sorry about this.

I-I promise the show will be up and running again soon.

Oh, geez, what do I do now?

Huh?

Pan, Pan, should we order another?

Mm, maybe.

[Twinkle!]

Hm, I can work with this.

Here, you want the last slice, buddy?

Well, hey, there, buddies!

As you probably saw, I'm in a bit of a pizza with the Ol' Pickle Band ...

uh, uh, uh, pickle with the Ol' Pizza Band.

So, I was wondering whether you guys would be willing to take their place.

Um, what?

Us?

Yes, you!

You don't really have to do anything, just lip-sync and pretend to play.

Aah!

Please, I need your help.

I'll even throw in your meal today for free.

It's on the house!

Um, okay.

I guess we can give it a sh*t.

We're honestly pretty broke, anyways.

Whoo-hoo!

Okay, okay, the show is still on, folks.

Introducing Papa Bear's Pizza Band 2.

Give 'em a big hand.

[Crickets chirping]

Oh, the judgement of children.

Um, so just go or...?

Oh!

[Music]

Pizza!

♪ Cruisin' around town ♪ ♪ Fun with the top down ♪ ♪ But there's one thing that I crave ♪ ♪ It's hot, and it's cheesy ♪ ♪ You know what'll please me ♪ ♪ You gotta ride that pizza wave ♪ ♪ Pizza you, pizza, pizza you-ooh ♪ ♪ Pizza me, pizza, pizza me-ee ♪ ♪ Pizza you, pizza, pizza you-ooh ♪ [Cheers and applause]

All right, the song ends there.

Uh, I knew that.

[All cheering]

[Laughs]

Wow, that was kind of fun, actually.

Oh, my gosh, guys, that was incredible.

The energy!

The non-robotic-ness.

How would you guys like to be Papa Bear's Pizza Cabin's new official band?

We could tour Pizza Cabin's across the country.

It'd be amazing!

Oh, I don't know.

It was cool, but I'm not sure I'm cut out for the whole "children's rock star" thing.

Here, let me sweeten the deal for you.

Free...

pizza...

for...

life!

[Gasps]

Both: Whoa!

You got a deal, Mr.

Manager.

Ha ha, this is gonna be big!

[Music]

♪ We've been through some hard times before ♪ [Flies buzzing]

♪ Workin' night and day just for, just for a little bit more ♪ ♪ But now I think we're finally in the clear ♪ [Cheering]

♪ Started from the bottom, now we're finally, finally here ♪ ♪ The stars are shining down tonight ♪ ♪ Life's lookin' up, yeah, it's all right ♪ ♪ Feelin' like there's nothing that we can't do ♪ ♪ Gonna rule the world, just me and you, ooh-ooh ♪ [Cheers and applause]

♪ We're livin' that dream ♪ ♪ Livin' that dream ♪ ♪ When I look back on how far we've come ♪ ♪ I can't believe ♪ [Guitar solo]

[Cheers and applause]

[Music]

Hey, kids and adults...

That's me!

...it's your ol' pal Grizz comin' at you live with that feel-good rock and roll.

Now it's time to meet the members of the band, starting with me on guitar.

[Guitar solo]

Ha ha, I played that.

Really!

Now, over there, the keyboard wonder, Panda!

[Keyboard solo]

Ooh, tasty.

And last but not least, the b*at-maker himself, Icy B!

[Drum solo]

[Chomping]

One-handed?

Yeah, nice!

We're playin' every Papa Bear's Pizza Cabin in the country, so come on out and see us again.

Let's go to the chorus, boys!

♪ We're livin' that dream ♪ ♪ Livin' that dream ♪ ♪ When I look back on how far we've come ♪ ♪ I can't believe ♪ [Music]

[Cheers and applause]

[Music]

All: [Chanting]

Pizza Band!

Pizza Band!

Pizza Band!

Pizza Band!

Pizza Band!

Pizza Band!

Ah, this isn't good.

The last and biggest show of the tour, and they're late.

Ugh!

Where could they be?

Yo, wassup, man?

[Gasps]

You're here!

Um, what's with the outfit?

Oh, yeah, you like it?

You know, just thought I'd take the band in a cool new direction.

Check out my sweet tat.

Uh, okay.

But where are your brothers?

Hey, sorry I'm late.

I was out shopping for some new styles.

Whoa, those skinny jeans look great on you, man.

Thank you.

They're comfy, too.

Uh, okay, uh, where's the other one?

[Electronic music]

Ice Punk has arrived.

Whoa, cool headgear, lil' bro.

[Electronic music]

Uh-huh.

What's with the costumes?

You should get changed before you go on to ...

Crowd: [Chanting]

Pizza Band!

Pizza Band!

Ah!


Never mind!

There's no time.

You gotta get out there now.

Pizza Band!

Pizza Band!

And now, at last, Papa Bear's Pizza Band!

[Cheers and applause]

[Music]

All right.

I know you know this song, but I wanna play you a new riff I've been working on.

Wait, what?

[Feedback]

[Deep voice]

Pizza!

Pizza, pizza!

[Baby cries]

Pizza!

Pizza, pizza!

Pizza!

Pizza!

[All screaming]

Grizz!

Grizz, stop!

You sound terrible.

Psh, no way.

You're just jealous of my talent.

But...

Jealous?

Talent?

Oh, we'll just see who has the talent around here.

[Knuckles cr*ck]

[Inhales deeply]

♪ Whoa, pizza ♪

♪ Whoa, pizza ♪

♪ Whoa, pizza ♪

♪ Whoa, pizza ♪

♪ Whoa, pizza ♪

[Whirring]

♪ P-i-z-z-a-a ♪

♪ P-i-z-z-a ♪

♪ Pizza party, pizza party ♪

♪ Pizza, pizza, pizza party ♪

♪ Pizza party, pizza party, pizza, pizza, pizza party ♪ Pizza!

Pizza, pizza!

♪ Whoa, pizza ♪ ♪ Whoa, pizza ♪ Pizza!

[Overlaping styles]

Pizza!

Why are they so bad?

Aah!

What are you doing?

Just stick to the song!

[Feedback]

No!

Pizza!

[Overlaping styles]

Pizza, pizza!

Pizza!

♪ Whoa, pizza ♪ Ugh!

[Groans]

[Feedback]

Boo, you stink.

[Crowd booing]

[Gasps]

[All shouting indistinctly]

Don't boo!

Please no!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

Uh, sorry, everyone.

Sorry.

Just some technical difficulties.

[Forced chuckle]

[Music]

[Cheers and applause]

Hey!

That's it!

You guys are finished.

What?

No!

We can change back!

We'll be better than ever.

Dave: Uh, sorry, guys.

You know, uh, fame is a lot like pizza ...

everyone wants a slice of the pie, but there's only so much room at the top of the charts.

One minute, you're rollin' in the dough, next thing you know, you're stale and crusty.

But at least you got to taste it, huh?

The fame, I mean.

Well, a-and the pizza.

Do you understand?

Uh...

Uh...

Great!

See you around.

Huh.

Ah, I'm sorry, guys.

I think I kinda let fame get to my head.

Ah, that's okay.

I think we all got a little carried away.

Ice Bear thinks band sounded good together.

Yeah, I guess we were pretty good.

Hey, hey, that gives me an idea.

♪ Pizza me ♪ ♪ Pizza, pizza me, me, me ♪ Louie: Hey, quiet down there!

Whoo!

Ha ha!

Free pizza.

Done!

Done!
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