04x31 - Braces

Episode transcripts for the TV show "We Bare Bears". Aired: July 2015 to June 2020.*
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"We Bare Bears" follows three bear brothers in their awkward attempts at integrating with the human world in the San Francisco Bay Area.
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04x31 - Braces

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♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go!

♪ ♪ We'll be there ♪

♪ A wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪

♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪

♪ Wherever we are, there's fun to be found ♪

♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪

♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪

♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪

♪ We'll be there ♪

[Music]

Eck!

Eww!

Elch!

Mm.

Huh?

Oh, that's actually kind of clever.

What?

Wah?

Phew!

[Sighs]

Done!

Hey, Pan Pan.

Aah!

Look who came back with perfect teeth.

[Ting!]

[Ting!]

Oh, that's nice.

[Chuckles]

Ugh.

Okay...

I hate going to the dentist.

Come on, Pan.

It's nothing.

I see you bears are showing off your smiles.

That's cool.

[Ting!]

[Ting!]

Anyway, I'm ready to see you, Panda.

Dr.

Clark?

Wait, you're a dentist, too?

Oh, yeah.

I have many degrees.

Grizzly: Dang, doc, that's impressive.

Ice Bear: Ice Bear has more.

Now let's go check those teeth, huh?

Okay.

[Chuckles]

Here I go!

Wish me luck, guys.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Ahhhhhhhhh.

[Drill whirrs]

Alright, Panda.

You're good to go.

Congratulations.

You've got perfect teeth...

Ah, it's a miracle!

...is what I would've said if that were the case.

In fact, you need braces.

Braces?!

Although your teeth look fine now, as time goes on, your teeth will keep shifting until five years from now, you'll look like this.

Do whatever you need to do, doc.

And I was like, you put that salad on a pizza, and then I'll eat it.

And he did!

Hey bears, your brother's all finished.

He had a minor tooth adjustment, and this is all your insurance would cover.

[Lisping]

Um, hi guys.

[Crackle!]

[Gasps]

[Stifled laugh]

What is it, guys?!

What's wrong?!

Wha...

Oh my gosh!

I'm hideous!

[Crackle!

Static!]

Huh?

Doc, what's going on with my phone?

Hmm.

Looks like there's some electrical interference because of all the metal on you.

It's perfectly normal, although I've never put braces on a bear before.

Aah!

I'm a monster!

Well, if anything gets out of hand ...

Oh, why me!

[Sobbing]

If anything gets out of hand, here's my card.

Thanks, doc.

We got the kid.

Well, Panda, I'll leave you to your healing.

Hey Pan Pan, it's not that bad.

You want to watch an anime?

Anime?

Yeah, let's go home, buddy.

I mean, we got a bunch of stuff.

There's that ninja one ...

[Laughs]

Hey, you look funny!

What?

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ [Bell rings]

Nice headgear, dork!

Me?

Eww.

[Laughs]

What is he wearing?

Aww.

You alright, Panda?

[Groans]

Gah!

Curse these braces!

[Crackle!]

[Static!]

Oh!

Bro, look at this!

Did your braces do this?!

Ooh, see if you can turn it back on!

Grizz, that's ridiculous.

Do you really think my braces did that?

Come on.

Just try it.

No, I've already been put down ...

Just point your head at the TV's and ...

Grizz, get off me!

[Crackle!]

Huh?

[Laughs]

It worked!

Yo, see if you can turn one off.

Just one!

[Sighs]

Okay.

[Grunting]

[Crackle!]

[Music]

[Laughs]

That's bonkers!

Panda, the braces are giving you powers!

Ice Bear had powers once.

What else do you think you can do?

Uh, oh, I know!

Come here.

Check this out.

[Grunts]

[Beeping]

Whoa, bro, you didn't even have to touch your phone!

This is crazy!

Okay, let's see what else you can do with your braces.

[Laughter]

[Music]

♪ I get anything I want ♪ [Laughs]

Hooray!

♪ You might see me in the park ♪

♪ Don't even need a remote ♪

♪ Now you see me, now you don't ♪

♪ I control it with my head ♪

♪ Leave you wondering where I am ♪

♪ Don't even need a remote ♪

♪ And I got a billboard ♪

♪ Ooh, hey ♪

♪ Bears rule ♪

♪ Bears rule, bears rule ♪

[Laughs]

Remember when you ripped that ...

[Laughs]

That's hilarious!

What are you even wearing, dude?!

Hey man, cut it out.

[Laughs]

I'm sending this to everyone I know ...

my bros, my mom, my dog.

Stop teasing me!

[Singsong voice]

I'm taking pictures.

[Grunts]

Stop!

I'm taking pictures...

Wah?!

Aah!

Oh!

Aah!

Aah!

I'm so sorry!

It won't happen again!

Serves him right.

[Slurps]

Let's go.

[Music]

Uh, Panda?

Hey.

Watch this, guys.

Uh, careful, Pan...

Panda: Red light?

No problem.

Sweet.

Oh, I guess that wasn't too ...

[Horn blares]

[Crash!]

[All gasps]

[Horns honking, sirens wailing]

Aah!

Aah!

Oh, no, oh, no.

Aah!

[Panting]

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, man.

Okay.

That was bad.

Panda, this is getting out of hand, man.

Y-You got to stop.

[Laughing crazily]

Panda?

[Laughing maniacally]

Dude, bro, I think those braces are messing with your head.

You don't know what it's doing to my head.

You don't know what it's like to be me.

Okay, Panda.

Let's just calm down.

You're just jealous of me because I'm special now!

Oh, no.

Yeah, that's it.

I'm special, and you're not!

Aah!

What the ...

Panda?!

[Music]

Ugh, he's always so dramatic with his exits.

I'm sure he'll be fine.

We'll see him back home later.

Panda will definitely feel better after an ice cream sesh.

I even got him some waffle cones, his favorite.

Ice Bear also brought Panda's favorite thing, toy blasters.

Wait, I thought toy blasters were your favorite thing.

He...

said he likes it, too.

Ow!

Ah!

What hit me?

A flying smartphone.

What?

Uh, I don't think phones can do that yet.

Headed towards the cave.

[Gasps]

Panda!

Quick.

Let's go!

[Panting]

Don't let it get away!

What in the world?

Whoa.

You're getting crazy good at using your powers, Pan Pan.

Please, Grizz, do not call me "Pan Pan" anymore.

It's a childish name.

Call me Pandaro the Powerful.

Pandaro the Powerful?

Well, I am powerful.

Wouldn't you agree?

Look around, Grizz.

Soon I will be strong enough to turn dreams into reality.

Um, sure, dude.

I am creating a new world, Grizz.

A world without pain, without loneliness.

Only love will exist.

And I wish for you two to join me.

Yeah, of course.

We'll join you.

We're your bros.

Stupendous.

Just the three of us, alone.

Um, why would we be alone?

Why else?

I'm going to destroy the city along with all the mean people in it!

Wait, what?!

Is there a problem?

Bro, you can't just go and destroy the city!

You've lost your mind!

Lost my mind?

Lost?

Lose?

Loser?

Are you calling me a loser?!

You're just like them, those jerks in the city!


Bullies!

Meanies!

Always calling me a loser!

Uhh...

Always looking down on me!

Uh, Panda?

W-What are you doing to the cave?

I'll show you who's a loser, Grizz!

Look, let's just calm down.

Arise my meteor!

Arise!

Grow bigger and stronger!

Whoa, what is that?

Oh, man, Panda's lost it!

We got to do something!

Calling Dr.

Clark.

Good idea, bro.

Ahhhhhhh.

[Cellphone ringing]

Speak to me.

Dr.

Clark, hi.

Panda's gone crazy.

He, um ...

He got powers from his braces, and he started getting stronger, but he's getting all cranky, and he made a meteor ...

I get it.

Look, all you got to do is take off his braces.

Do you see a latch under his chin?

A latch under his chin?

[Laughing evilly]

I see it.

Remove his braces, and his powers will fade.

Thanks, Dr.

Clark.

We can handle it from here.

Wait, did you just say a meteor ...

[Beep]

You still got the toy blasters?

[Blasters clicking]

You can't control cheap plastic, Panda!

[Music]

Yes!

Bigger!

Bigger!

[Whoosh!]

What?!

Who dares ...

[Whoosh!]

Ow!

Oh, I see what you're doing!

You're trying to take off my braces.

Well, I'd like to see you try.

Go.

Huh?

[Click!]

This ends now, Pandaro.

[Blam!]

Nooooooo!

No way.

Huh?

[Cackles]

[Music]

I can control plastic now!

[Crunch!]

Oh, no, this is bad.

Finally, the world will be as it should, without teasing or mocking or bullying!

Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-hah!

Ice Bear thinks we should find shelter.

We can't give up on him.

He's still our little Pan Pan.

Come on.

We have to stop this.

Pan Pan, please!

It's not too late to stop!

My name is Pandaro!

Aah!

No!

You're Pan Pan, our brother!

You're no brothers of mine!

Aah!

They sought to tear me down!

I was so lonely, but now I choose to be alone.

We're sorry you had to deal with that on your own!

As your brothers, we should have been there for you!

It's too late now.

It's too late!

No, it doesn't have to be like this!

There's still good in you, Panda.

I ...

I ...

stop it.

But we're here now, bro.

We're with you!

We'll always be with you!

Ice Bear loves you.

Come back to us, bro.

[Groans]

You ...

you feeling better, Panda?

[Music]

[Crackle]

Aah!

No!

Wait!

What are you doing, Panda?

Please!

Aah!

Gah!

Aah!

Aaaaaaaah!

Panda, please!

We love you!

We love you!

No, no, noooooo!

No, no, no!

Huh?

I'm so sorry, guys.

I've made a terrible mistake, and you guys are right.

I'm not alone.

I was never alone.

[Music]

[Sniffles]

I'll never let anger consume me like that again, I promise.

Please forgive me.

It's okay, Pan Pan.

The most important thing is that we're safe and unharmed.

[Rumble!]

Uh, aah!

Oh, no!

Despite being crushed by a giant meteor, you guys survived with barely a scratch.

I'm impressed.

Cool.

Thanks, doc!

You, on the other hand ...

you're going to need to stay here for a couple of weeks.

But hey, at least you don't need braces.

It's because I don't have any teeth!

Yeah, I know.

[Rattle!]

Done!

Done!
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