04x43 - Snake Babies

[bunniefuu]

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go!

♪ ♪ We'll be there ♪

♪ A wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪

♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪

♪ Wherever we are, there's fun to be found ♪

♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪

♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪

♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪

♪ We'll be there ♪

[Music]

Grizz: Come on, come on.

Whoo-hoo!

Ha-ha!

Grizzmaster scores again.

Man, I am ruling this game of cornhole.

Ice Bear still in lead by 50 points.

Yeah, Grizz, you now have, mm, two.

Two beautiful, beautiful points.

Ho-ho, is it my turn now?

Okay, Charlie, you got this.

Just got to put the corn in the hole.

Easy.

[Grunts]

Whoo-hoo!

Did I win?

Eh, not so much, Charlie.

Ugh.

Oh, my bad.

I'll go get it.

[Chuckles]

Cornhole.

How can anyone not understand cornhole?

Ice Bear thinks Charlie is a corn cob.

Charlie: Aah!

Hey, guys.

You got to see this.

Yo, what's up, Charlie?

Guys, I found something amazing.

Ta-da!

Uh, what are we looking at?

Well, at first I thought they were more beanbags, but they're eggs, and they're all alone.

Huh.

You think their parents are around anywhere?

Mom of eggs will be back soon.

Should not touch.

[Gasps]

But, guys, the eggs are cold.

They must've been abandoned.

Um, just to be safe, I'm gonna call Tabes.

Hey!

Charlie!

No, Panda.

I'm gonna raise them.

Uh, what?

I mean, I didn't know until this exact moment, but I know I can be a good mom.

Ice Bear not sure Charlie ready for motherhood.

What?

Of course I am.

[Egg cracks]

Ooh, something's happening.

They're moving.

I'm giving birth.

[music]

Wait.

Is that...?

[Gasps]

Snake babies!

Aww, they're so beautiful.

[All scream]

The miracle of life.

Aww, I love snakes.

Aw.

Come to mama, sweeties.

I'm gonna name you Monty, oh, and you Linguine, and this cutie has to be Panda Jr.

See?

He looks just like you.

Aah!

Get it away from me.

Get it away.

I'm gonna be the best mama these snakes could ever have.

Aw, geez, Charlie, you don't actually think that ...

Panda, forget it.

There's no winning this one.

You know, maybe it'll all work out.

Just look at how much those snake babies love Charlie.

[Laughs]

They're giving me love bites.

Yeah, maybe.

Probably not, though.

♪ The best day of our lives ♪

♪ Me and my friends ♪

♪ Me and my friends havin' the best day now ♪

♪ I'll chew it for them ♪

♪ Me and my friends havin' a little snack now ♪

♪ Scrub 'em down ♪

♪ Slither around ♪

♪ The best of pals ♪

♪ Doing everything our way ♪

♪ We don't wanna hurt nobody ♪

♪ We'll stay out of your way ♪

♪ Hey ♪ Aah!

♪ Never too bashful ♪

♪ Sometimes they are a handful ♪

♪ But I promise, we're just trying to play ♪

♪ I got your front, and I got your back ♪

♪ I'll take care of you ♪

♪ You're compact ♪

♪ When you shed skin, I can iron that ♪

♪ I'll make sure we have the best day ♪

♪ That's a fact ♪

♪ That's a fact ♪

♪ Me and my friends ♪

♪ Me and my friends havin' the best day now ♪

[Squeaks]

♪ Me and my friends ♪

♪ Me and my friends havin' the best day now ♪

Announcer: And here he goes.

Quiet now as he finishes his final cornhole.

[Audience "aws"]

And he just misses it.

Oh, never mind.

He wins.

[Cheers and applause]

Ha.

Now, that's some good cornhole.

[Knock on door]

Ice Bear will get it.

Heya, bears.

Whoa, Charlie, what happened to you?

Oh, nothing.

Just, uh, hear for brunch like we scheduled.

Uh, Charlie, we're doing brunch tomorrow, plus it's ...

it's like 4:00.

Charlie?

Uh, hey, Charlie, wake up.

What?

I'm awake.

Is it snack time?

Hold on, babies.

A-ha!

Here you go, pumpkin.

Charlie, you are a wreck right now.

Yeah, these snake babies are totally wearing you out, man.

Nah, I'm fine.

I'm just waiting for that mom strength to kick in.

Everything is under con...

[Sighs]

Charlie, wake up.

...control.

[Chuckles]

Yeah, parenting's a breeze.

[Glass shatters]

Uh, Charlie.

Hmm?

[music]

[Clatter]

Aah!

My phone!

No, bad Panda Jr.

[Hisses]

Aah!

Oh, come on, Panda Jr.

Be nice to Uncle Panda.

Here you go, sweetie.

All right, poopsies.

[Groans]

Milk time.

Uh, Charlie, you sure you can handle everything yourself?

Uh, yeah, you guys don't have to worry.

I've totally mastered this snake-parent thing.

I just got to feed them.

Again.

Oh, right, I'm all out of milk.

I guess I got to go to the store.

Hey, man, how about we go to the store for you?

You can just stay here take it easy.

Ah, really?

You'd do that for me?

You guys are the best friends ever.

[Snoring]

[Whispers]

Let's go.

We'll be back soon, buddy.

[Clock ticking]

Hey, Charlie, we're back.

Uh, we couldn't find any snake milk, but, um, hopefully cow will do?

Hm?

Oh, hey, guys.

Man, thanks for letting me nap.

I feel like 10,000% better.

Happy to help, man.

You kidding?

So, where are the little bundles of joy?

Oh, they're right here on my lap.

[Gasps]

Babies!

Where are my babies?

[Breathing heavily]

Babies?

I'm sure they're around here somewhere, Charlie.

Where are you?

Oh, man.

Hey, babies!

Guys, I can't find my snake babies anywhere.

Charlie, you got to calm down.

What if they got kidnapped or ...

or stepped on or stuck in a small space?

Ah, ah, my babies.

Snap out of it, Charlie.

I'm sure the babies are safe.

There's no way they got out of the cave.

They got out.

Window is open.

Aah!

Babies.

[Music]

Baby snakes, where are you?

Ah.

Huh?

♪ Aah!

Aah!

♪ [Screams]

[Clatter]

[Hisses]

[Chuckles]

Hmm.

[Gasps]

Aah!

[Panting]

Huh?

Oh.

[Laughter]

[Gasps]

Mmm.

[Hisses]

Ah.

All my precious babies.

I was so worried about y'all.

But everything's gonna be okay now.

Papa's here.

You're safe.

All one, two, three, four, five of you.

Wait.

Five?

Yep, all five.

I have six babies!

Where's Panda Jr.?

Hey.

[Hisses]

Ah, thank goodness.

I don't know what I would've done had something happened to sweet, little Panda J...

[Eagle screeches]

[Hisses]

Ah, don't worry, bears.

That bird is gonna bring Panda Jr.

right back.

Uh, buddy, I'm pretty sure they're not coming back.

Charlie, eagles eat snakes!

Whaaa?

[Stammering]

[Sobs]

[Whimpers]

[Growls]

Come on.

We have to save my child.

[All panting]

Come back here!

Oh, no, what do we do now?

Ice Bear doesn't do heights.

Aah!

Charlie, what are you doing, man?

I'm being a good parent.

[Grunting]

Charlie, you can't scale that cliff!

That's a class-five climb at least!

Ice Bear advises against this.

[Grunts]

Whoa.

He wasn't lying about that super mom strength.

Come on.

Maybe there's a way around.

[Grunting]

Holy cornhole.

[Birds chirping]

E-excuse me, uh, M-Mrs.

Eagle, but that there is my baby in your beak.

You better put him down right now.

[Birds chirping]

No!

[Grunts]

Panda Jr.

Oh.

[Hisses]

Aww.

[Birds chirping]

[Eagle screeches]

[Screaming]

[Eagle screeches]

Aah!

Take that.

Uh, uh, uh.

Uh?

A-ha.

Baby-powder smoke b*mb.

[Grunting]

Activate super mom strength.

Aah!

Just close your eyes, Panda Jr.

[Eagle screeches]

[music]

Huh?

Oh.

Bears, you saved me!

Well [chuckles]

not really.

Huh?

Oh.

Harry, Karen, w-what are you doing here?

[Clears throat]

Um, Charlie.

Huh?

Ohhhh.

[Laughs]

You two?

I mean, it always seemed like you all had a will-they/won't-they vibe, but I never thought...

[Hisses]

Oh, uh, well, I guess this means these little guys got to go back to their real parents, huh?

[Hisses]

[Sniffles]

[Hissing]

Okay, guys, take care.

Oh, and Linguine likes it when you chew up the Cheesy Poofs for her.

Oh, oh, and ...

and please don't forget about Panda Jr.'s nut allergy!

Wait!

You forgot Commander Cobra's blankie!

Huh?

[Sighs]

Well, you guys were right.

I'm not cut out to be a parent.

I couldn't even handle having kids for a measly couple of days.

No, we were wrong, Charlie.

Yeah, I mean, it may not be the right time for you now, but today, you proved that you would make a totally great parent.

You fought off a dang eagle, dude!

You're amazing!

Even Ice Bear fears eagles.

One day you're gonna be the parent of a really lucky kid, and preferably not six wild snakes.

Ah, geez, thanks, you guys.

That means a lot to me.

Hey, what about we head back to the cave for a game of cornhole?

I promise I'll remember the rules this time.

[Chuckles]

Ah, sure thing, buddy.

[Grunting]

Ah, I think I really got it now, guys.

Ha-ha!

Charlie, that's not really how you're supposed to play that.

Ah, just let him have it.

Charlie: Score and goal.

And score and goal...

[hisses]

Done!

Done!