04x51 - Panda's Birthday

Episode transcripts for the TV show "We Bare Bears". Aired: July 2015 to June 2020.*
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"We Bare Bears" follows three bear brothers in their awkward attempts at integrating with the human world in the San Francisco Bay Area.
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04x51 - Panda's Birthday

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♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪

♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go!

♪ ♪ We'll be there ♪

♪ A wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪

♪ Yeah, we'll be there ♪

♪ Wherever we are, there's fun to be found ♪

♪ We'll be there when you turn that corner ♪

♪ We'll jump out the bush ♪

♪ With a big bear hug and a smile ♪

♪ We'll be there ♪

[Music]

♪ ...Hero, I can be your man ♪

♪ I can be your hero ♪

♪ I can be your man ♪

♪ I can be your hero ♪

♪ I can be your man ♪

[Panting]

Monsta X!

Ohh, I love them so much.

[Door opens]

Yo, yo, yo.

Happy birthday, Pan Man.

[Blows noisemaker]

Hey, bro.

I hope you're ready for your super-special birthday gift signed by your favorite band.

What?!

No way!

Oh, you guys are the best.

[Giggles]

Oh, man.

You shouldn't have.

Wait.

What?

"Monsta S?" [Heavy metal riff plays]

[Chuckles]

Yeah.

Pretty great, huh?

Pretty great?

Grizz, it's Monsta X!

X, not Monsta S.

This is the completely wrong band.

[Heavy metal riff plays]

[Heavy metal riff plays]

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Of course, I'm sure.

I know everything about Monsta X.

Is that a thing the band does?

No, just me.

I'm just trying to make it a thing.

Oh, let me show you how cool they are.

This has all the info about the guys.

Look.

These are the members.

This is Shownu, the leader of the group...

Wonho, he likes to work out...

Minhyuk is like a puppy.

Kihyun is a clean freak.

It's so hilarious.

Everyone says Hyungwon looks like a turtle, but I think he's more of a frog guy.

Then we got Jooheon, the hip-hop king, and last but not least, I.M, the baby and lone wolf of the group, and that's the g*ng.

Boom, Monsta X.

Gah, these boys are amazing.

Uh, yeah, man.

They seem really cool.

Ugh, well, it still doesn't make my birthday any less of a drag.

What?

Panda, why?

Ugh, none of my K-pop friends could make it to this party, and you guys got me the poster for the wrong band, and Monsta X is in town right now for their last US concert, [Crying]

but it's all sold out!

[Sighs]

It's just like my last birthday.

[Sobbing]

Bro, what do we do?

[Twinkling]

Huh?

[Twinkling]

[Whispers]

Find us.

That's it!

If the band is in town, why don't we track them down so you can meet them?

That'd be pretty cool, right?

Yeah.

I mean, that sounds pretty cool.

Do you think it's possible?

Done.

Huh?

Ice Bear found the boys.

What?

Huh?

Whoa.

Great job, little bro.

What is this website, anyway?

Let's boogie.

Whoo-hoo!

Yeah!

Oh, come on, come on.

Let's go.

Let's go!

Whoo-hoo!

Let's go see Monsta S!

I mean X.

[Fans chanting "Monsta X"]

Whoa.

I guess a lot of people figured out where they were staying.

How are we even gonna get in there?

Hmm.

Hey, little bro, you got my bag of costumes?

Always.

[Laughs evilly]

Monsta X!

[Screams]

Man, these fans would do anything to get in there.

Tell me about it.

Excuse me, coming through.

Uh, hi.

It's me, a normal bellhop, just delivering some luggage because I work here.

[Chuckles]

Hmm.

Hmm.

[Dramatic music]

Right this way, sir.

Thank you, gentlemen.

[Chanting continues]

Whoa!

This is high-class.

We did it, boys.

We got in.

Now, to find ...

Huh?

♪ Doo, doo...

♪ Going up.

[Ting!]

[Elevator bell dings]

Our ticket in.

Uh, uh, hey, wait!

Hold that elevator.

Oof.

[Grunts]

Hey.

You must be the guy that replaced Richard.

Got any good tips lately?

Tips?

Uh, not yet.

This is my first delivery.

[Chuckles]

What?

Bro, you got to get on that.

Tips are my life.

That's why I'm delivering bags to Monsta X.

Yup.

I'm about to get the biggest tip in bellhop history, and it's all mine.

Good thing Richard isn't here to stick his greedy hands into my tip jar.

[Ting!]

There it is.

I might be able to buy my own island and retire with all that tip money.

[Sneezes]

Aah!

What was that?

You trying to steal my tips?

[Growls]

Me?

Oh, no, no, no, sir.

I would never.

Please don't hurt me.

[Laughs]

Dude, I'm just messing with you.

You're cool.

I know you wouldn't try to steal my tips, not after we lost Richard, right, new guy?

[Elevator bell dings]

Ah, this is me.

♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, tips, tips, tips, tips ♪ ♪ La, la, la Tip-eroo, tip-eray ♪ ♪ Tips, tips ♪ [Humming]

[Panting]

Uh, hey, man, uh...

Oh!

Oh, hey, over there.

Looks like one of the bellhops dropped their tip.

Tips?!

What?!

Where?!

Back off!

I found it first!

Out of my way!

Better hurry up and get it.

[Laughs]

[Grunts]

Hey!

You're trying to steal my tips.

Aah!

Good luck, bros.

[Panda and Ice Bear grunting]

Aaah!

Help!

Somebody, help me!

Oh, hi.

Are you here to see Monsta X too?

Somebody get me up!

[Ice Bear grunting]

Ice Bear stuck.

♪ Let's go ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ Five-minute break?

Yeah!

Whoo!

All right!

Yeah, break time.

[Speaks Korean]

Hey, guys, no running.

Dude, I'm chill.

What?

What's that?

It's moving.

[Monsta X gasp]

Uh, anyong.

Ice Bear looking for Monsta X.

Monsta X?

Together: Dul, set!

Hoo!

Monsta X, anyong haseyo!

Monsta X imnida!

Anyong haseyo.

Ice Bear imnida.

Cool.

So you're, like, a polar bear?

No, Ice Bear.

Wow, so cute.

Hajimaseyo.

Ice Bear is Ice Bear.

People call me a polar bear.

Okay.

Hey, welcome to our hotel suite.

Yeah, welcome.

You here with anybody?

Uh, Ice Bear...

was with Panda.

Ooh, come on, Panda, pull yourself up.

Really?

Did you say a Panda Bear?

Whoa.

That's crazy.

Wonho, is that you?

Aaah!

Is he here?

Ice Bear thought he was here.

Ice Bear confused.

Hey.

Gwen cha nah.

Guk jung ma.

Yeah, chill with us.

It's cool.

[Panting]

You got to chill out, bro.

I don't have your money!

That's what Richard used to say!

I'm not Richard!

Come back here, Richard!

[Grunting]

Ah!

Why do I always fall off buildings?

It's not so bad once you get used to it.

Wait, what the ...

Who are you?

Look, please leave me alone.

I'm trying not to fa...

Aaaah!

[Laughs]

Hey, you're alright, man.

You're a cool guy.

Yeah.

We don't meet many fans this relaxed.

Ice Bear is glad to meet Monsta X, but Ice Bear would like for Monsta X to meet brother Panda.

Well, we'd love to, but we've got to go.

Uh, wait.


Maybe next time.

Bye, Polar Bear.

Ice Bear, um...

Gajimaseyo.

Don't go.

Don't go, Monsta X!

We love you!

[Fans shouting indistinctly]

We love you!

We love you, Monsta X!

We love you, Monsta X!

All: We love you, Monsta X!

Together: Mwah!

We love you too.

We should leave.

Bye.

Run for it!

[Fans screaming]

[Elevator bell dings]

This way.

Monsta X: ♪ Neukdae gateun namjadeul ♪ ♪ Aniya neon naekkeonde ♪ Together: Hey!

Wow.

♪ Naega jikyeoya ♪ [Elevator bell dings]

This is wild.

Don't let them escape!

[Fans screaming]

[Panting]

Whoa, bro.

Is that Monsta X?

Together: Anyong haseyo.

Uh, anyong haseyo.

Bro, where's Panda?

No time, crazy fans.

Oh, wow, okay.

Uh, um, quick, everyone hop on.

Aaah!

Oof.

Whew.

Safe again.

Huh?

Grizz?

Little ...

Little bro?

And Monsta X?!

Take me with you!

Okay, we're almost there.

Look, the lobby exit.

All: Whoa!

We made it!

We made it!

Whoo-hoo!

Bellhop: Not so fast, Richard.

Oh, no.

I won't let you get away!

Ah!

It's Monsta X!

We won't let you get away.

All: Oh, no!

[Fans screaming]

Calm down, everyone.

Be cool.

What's going on down there?

Ah!

Uh, oh, no, no.

I'm slipping again.

Oh, curse my sweaty panda hands.

Aaaah!

All: Huh?

Panda: Ow!

[All groaning]

Ugh.

I can't feel my body.

Ah!

Panda, you did it!

[Horn honks]

[Fans screaming]

[Music]

Well, they're finally on the bus.

[Groans]

Did I ...

Did I miss Monsta X?

Yeah.

Sorry, Pan Pan.

We tried our best.

Wonho: Psst.

Huh?

Are they all gone?

Monsta X?!

What?

Grizzly: Aren't you guys on the bus?

Oh, that was just a decoy bus.

We have, like, five buses.

Oh, my gosh.

This is perfect.

Everyone, this is Panda.

He's a huge fan, and it's his birthday today.

Happy birthday, Panda.

Yo, happy birthday.

Happy birthday, dude.

[Speaks Korean]

Dude, oh, my gosh!

Okay, be cool, Panda.

[Breathes deeply]

Hi.

I...

Tips!

Ugh!

I delivered your bags.

I want my tips.

Huh!

Here you go, dude.

I'll take it.

Mm, yeah.

I'm gonna sell it.

Oh, my gosh.

You guys are so nice.

It's no big deal.

Yeah, but you didn't have to, and you did.

Hey, Panda, why don't you show them that thing you made up?

Oh, that?

No.

No, no way.

No, I could never do that.

No.

Come on, buddy.

Let's see it.

Yeah, show us!

Show us!

Oh.

Uh, okay, okay, fine.

[Exhales deeply, clears throat]

Monsta X!

Together: Hey!

All: Monsta X!

♪ Okay ♪

♪ Wae neoya michyeobeoril geot gata ♪

♪ Daeche mwoya banhaebeorin geot gata ♪

♪ Haru jongil meorissoge maemmaem dorabeoryeo ♪

♪ Mureumpyoga maeilmaeil ♪

♪ Gashi dodchin geol almyeonseodo ♪

♪ Gatgo shipeo red rose ♪

♪ Gashi julgien areumdaun jangmiga pineun beob ♪

♪ Jinhan palgang, kotmareun neol saranghandan geot ♪

♪ On mome piga nado neol ango shipeo ♪

♪ 'Cause I think about you errday ♪

Done!

Done.
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