04x09 - Save Lucifer

[bunniefuu]

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[BETH] Really great for entertaining or whatever you guys want to do.

It's just kind of the perfect house.

It's gorgeous. [chuckling]

And those marble countertops?

Right? I know, they really tie the whole kitchen together.

And now here's the garage... room for two cars and storage.

Say, the Murphy Twins, they're your older sisters, right?

Yes.

Oh, that must be so amazing.

[laughs] It really is.

You know, it's nice to be part of a family business.

Are they gonna come by or...?

No, they can get pretty busy.

But sometimes they like to pop in and surprise people.

And there's really nice neighbors all around.

These neighbors are...

[both gasp]

Lucifer, hi.

Um...

Listen, about everything that you said last night.

Doesn't matter. Uh...

I really think it does.

No, I'm way beyond that, Detective. You see, I've made a breakthrough.

Really?

What is it?

I hate myself.

Well, I'm not quite sure what to do with that, but it doesn't sound like a good thing.

LUCIFER: Well, of course, it is, Detective. All my time with Dr. Linda has been about exploring the denial that I'm in, but I've overcome that now. I've had a... an honest-to-Devil epiphany. Now all my problems should just, you know, go away.

Well, uh, a new case just came in.

Mm. But I really do want to talk about this some more later. Mm-hmm.

I'm gonna grab my keys. All right.

[sighs] Hey, Lucifer.

LUCIFER: Ah. Morning, Miss Lopez.

ELLA: Whoa. What's wrong with your hand?

LUCIFER: Hmm?

Lucifer... that is the worst case of psoriasis I've ever seen.

LUCIFER: This is impossible.
ELLA: I have some creams in my lab. Hold on.

[sobbing]

What are you doing?

I'm gonna punish Lucifer for what he did to you.Where is my shuriken?I had to hide most of my weapons so Linda wouldn't get rid of them.Oh, yeah.Thanks.

Maze, you can't hurt Lucifer.

Oh, I definitely can.

No, you can't hurt him, 'cause I love him. I want him back. I just don't understand why he would say that... he doesn't love himself when he's with me. I mean, what does that even mean?

It means he's an idiot. Which is typical for Lucifer. Not realizing how lucky he is.

[sniffles]

Thanks.

[sighs, sniffles]

How do I get him back?

Lucifer's like any other man. He wants what he can't have.

Okay.

Okay.

I can do that. You know, I just need to show him that... that I'm fine. You know, that I'm fine without him. I can do that. Yeah.
[crying] Okay, maybe I can't do that.

[inhales deeply] Okay.

[sniffles] Unless you help me.

Please.

Well... in the old days, I could just enter your body and take over. Um, demons used to be able to possess humans, but only when they had just d*ed.

But then Lucifer forbade it.

Why?

Above my pay grade. Must have pissed off someone in the Silver City.

[chuckling] It was fun, though.

The looks on their faces when you'd pop up and...

[growls]

[both laughing]

But it'd have to be coming from Hell, Eve, so... no luck there. Mm.

[sighs]

We're gonna have to do this the old-fashioned way.

What's that?

You're gonna get your sh*t together.

And then we are gonna go and rub in Lucifer's face just how much you don't need him.

♪♪

♪ I'm all in my way ♪

[siren chirps]

♪ I'm all in my way ♪

♪ And I'm not free ♪

[quiet, indistinct chatter]

Thank you.

Since when do you voluntarily wear evidence gloves?

LUCIFER: Detective, it's, um... well, I-I...

Oh, this is about the other night, isn't it?

Lucifer, I don't want you to feel like you have to be someone you're not when you're around me.

And if this is part of the reason why you think you hate yourself...

LUCIFER: Oh, no. No need to worry on that front, Detective. All my self-hatred is also self-inflicted. No one to blame but myself on that.

I-I still don't see how this epiphany solves anything.

Stop! Hammertime. 'Cause she was k*lled with a hammer. Come on, guys, I've been waiting years to do that one. Oh. Anyway... victim's name is Megan Murphy. 34. One half of the...

Of the Murphy Twins. Yeah, they're, uh, local celebrities for their twin shtick.

Any suspects? The other twin, actually.

Moira. She was found standing over the body, hammer in hand.

She bolted after eyewitnesses saw her.

We have a BOLO out, but no luck finding her yet.

The Realtor who found the body was the twins' younger sister, Beth.

And according to interviews, Beth wasn't aware of any tension between the sisters.

Sometimes there's a darkness waiting just under the surface, waiting for a chance to emerge...

You can't touch this!

Yes, I get it. It's the lyrics to the song.

No, it's because I haven't bagged it yet and you never wear gloves. Wait, you're wearing gloves.
Did the cream I gave you not work?

Cream?

[motorcycle engine revving]

♪♪

You know what this is?

Haven't a clue.

♪♪

♪ They see me, I'm coming, they open the gate... ♪

[MAZE] Heard you got a suspect on the run.

We'll catch her in no time.

"We"? What, you two are working together now?

Yeah. We're partners.

She's got a natural talent for hunting bounties.

[CHLOE] Uh, don't you need an actual bounty to be put out?

Because, as of right now, there isn't one.

I like to get a head start on the competition, Chloe.

[sighs] Eve.

Look, there is no need to make a scene at my work.

I'm not. Listen, Luce. What you said hurt. A lot. But I really think that the breakup was the best thing that's ever happened to me.

LUCIFER: Really?

Mm-hmm.

I'm having more fun than ever with Maze.

And I think it's exactly what I needed.

LUCIFER: Well, that's wonderful news.

[MAZE] Well, come on, Eve.

We've got a murderous twin to catch.

Sounds fun.

How did I do?

Pretty damn good, lady.

Is he still looking? I bet you he's still...

LUCIFER: Detective, I need to talk to you inside now.

Okay.

[motorcycle departing]

LUCIFER: Detective, I'm afraid you were right.

Things aren't as simple as I first thought.

In fact, I think my epiphany may have backfired on me.

What do you mean?

[sighs]

Is that, um, how your face gets?

LUCIFER: Yes.

Though "Devil hand" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

Detective, this has never happened to me before.

It's gonna be okay. We'll figure it out.

Uh, put the glove back on, and I-I'm sure it'll go away in no time.

LUCIFER: That's just it, Detective.

It started out as a patch of skin, but now... it's spreading.

♪♪

LUCIFER: This is all your fault. You and your epiphanies. Turns out self-help is actually self-harm.

Okay, Lucifer, it's okay to be afraid.

That means we're making progress.

LUCIFER: Oh, we're making progress.In precisely the wrong direction.

Oh, Lucifer.

What's happening to you?

LUCIFER: Exactly what I'd like to find out and quickly.'Cause I can't walk around like OJ bloody Simpson forever.

[groaning]

LUCIFER: [sighs] Thank you for feeling my pain. I mean, at least it's not my w*nk*ng ha...

[continues groaning]

LUCIFER: Please tell me you're not giving birth to that child now.

God, no, no. I'm not due for another couple of weeks.It's just Braxton Hicks contractions.

[panting] Doesn't mean they don't hurt like a son of a...

All right.

Better. All right. Good.

So... we know, subconsciously, you control what happens to your own body.

So, some part of you is reacting to this revelation.

LUCIFER: Yes, and it doesn't seem thrilled.So, if you could just de-enlighten me, that'd be lovely. Thank you.

Lucifer, I think you need to step forward, not backward.

You need to dig deeper.

If you really hate yourself, you need to figure out why.

[sighs]

♪ 'Cause now in hell I am ♪

♪ And I don't know if I'll ever escape... ♪

[LUCIFER] Daniel.

I've had a realization.

I really don't care, man.

LUCIFER: I hate myself.

Okay.

What's the punch line?

LUCIFER: Well, me, apparently. Because I haven't the foggiest idea why. I mean, look at me. Why would I ever hate me?

[chuckles] I might have some ideas.

Which is exactly why I've come to you. So, please, tell me more.

Uh, well, you don't take anything seriously. You get away with everything. You make everything about yourself, you're egotistical...

LUCIFER: Yes, yes, Daniel, I know all of that. Please, just dig deeper into your cold, douchey heart.

You're the reason Charlotte Richards is dead.

LUCIFER: Daniel... I need reasons that are actually my fault. Not excuses. I should have known you'd be spectacularly useless.

So, Moira's on the run.

We have contacted family, friends, coworkers. Nothing.

Still no luck on the BOLO.

So, if you were caught standing over the dead body of your twin sister, where would you run to?

I would run and run and never look back.

I mean, she literally k*lled someone with her exact same face.

LUCIFER: How do you do that? You'd have to hate yourself.

Hello.

Detective, this woman may have the answer to my current dilemma. We need to find her immediately.

Mm-hmm. Sort of what we're trying to do here, Lucifer.

So, uh, Moira's phone records finally came in.

First call she made after the m*rder... their accountant.

Huh. Well, if I needed money to skip town, that's who I'd call.

Let's go talk to him.

[LUCIFER] Quickly. We can't waste a moment.

Move.

♪♪

Am I sexier like this... - ♪ Sometimes you feel like ♪

♪ A face in the crowd... ♪

...or like this?

Um...

[chuckles] I don't... I don't know. Yeah.

What do you think?

Ugh.

[groans] Maybe this isn't going to work.

Where are they, anyway?

They got the same phone records we did.

I-I promise. They'll be here.

[inhales deeply]

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Um, what about... dating someone else?

Someone... not Lucifer.

Oh, my God.

[exhales sharply]

Y-You're right.

Yeah? Yeah.

Of course.

Nothing better to get his jealousy going than to see me happy with someone else.

Of course!

How about that detective he hates so much?

You know, Don?

The douchey one.

Dan. Or... maybe you deserve better.

Like who?

[Eve moans]

[Lucifer calls out]

Uh...

Oh. Hi, guys. [Eve giggles]

Hi.

Didn't see you there.

Uh... sure didn't.

[muffled grunting]

[squeals quietly]

Did you see his face?

[gasps] You are a genius.

Of course, being with you would make him super jealous.

Oh, my God. Thank you.

You're welcome.

[gasps] Thank you!

These two maniacs barged in here and tied me up.

Yes, I can see you've had a most unpleasant time so far.

Well, it wasn't all bad.
[CHLOE] Hmm.

LUCIFER: [groans] Okay, I need you to focus. Tell me, why did Moira hate herself so much?

Hate herself? She didn't hate herself.

LUCIFER: Well, she must have, 'cause she literally k*lled a mirror image of herself. But I need to understand why.

We know she called you after the m*rder.What did she want?

Well, that's the thing.

She called to accuse me of k*lling Megan.

[exhales]

Why would Moira accuse you of m*rder?

I tried to ask her that, but then she hung up on me.

I love those girls.

They're like family to me.

[MAZE] Less motive, more location.

Where is she? Or I gag you again.

No, you will not.

And we are gonna talk about proper procedure later on.

[WILLIE] Um, I... They owned a lot of properties.

Maybe Moira's at one of those?

I-I can get you the address.

Oh, great.

Sorry, you had to see that.

LUCIFER: What? Oh, the snogging? Oh, there's no need to apologize for a bit of fun.

Well, when the lightning strikes, it strikes, I guess.

LUCIFER: Oh, so, what? You're saying that you and Maze are together, together?

I was just looking for the right time to tell you.

LUCIFER: A-All I care is that you're happy, Eve. Genuinely. Are you, though?

Why wouldn't I be?

[CHLOE] Did Megan do anything strange before she was m*rder*d?

Anything that could help us figure out who was trying to k*ll her?

Her sister k*lled her.

Maybe. But murderers don't often use their first phone call to accuse someone else.

Megan took over her company's finances a couple months ago.

Is that normal? Well, I figured that she just wanted to be more involved in the business.

But then two days ago, she dropped off a thumb drive with a copy of her financial files.

Which isn't strange, but... she did seem upset.

Did you notice anything odd in the files?

I haven't looked, actually.

But the thumb drive's in the filing cabinet.

Can I see it? Sure.

[Lucifer speaking indistinctly]

[LUCIFER] You and Maze, it's just a bit surprising, that's all.

Well, if you think someone else would make me happier, then maybe...

Hey. Lucifer. You look, uh, cold.

[LUCIFER] Detective, I know I'm wearing gloves, but it's actually rather warm.
No, no. It's best you stay covered up.

LUCIFER: Oh, right. Always so thoughtful, Detective.

[file cabinet opening]

[WILLIE] Detective? There seems to be a problem.

What is it? The thumb drive's missing.

Someone must've stolen it.

AMENADIEL: What about the name, uh, Zauriel? That's a good name for a warrior. We could call him Zaury for short. Or Ezekiel? Zeke.

Yeah. Um, I was thinking about the name... Jack.

AMENADIEL: Hmm. Hmm. Short for Jackiel? Well, we could definitely put that on the list. Yeah.

Right after Asmordiel.

I was hoping for a more mainstream name. Our child is going to have enough challenges, considering his nature.

AMENADIEL: All of these names are very mainstream in the Silver City, Linda.

LINDA: But that's not where he's going to be living now, is it?

AMENADIEL: No. No, of course not.

LINDA: But I suppose he could visit? You could fly him up and back down on holidays. Do you guys have holidays?

AMENADIEL: No. Not... really. But that sounds great.

LINDA: What about Michael?

AMENADIEL: No. Definitely not Michael.

LINDA: Let's keep looking then.

AMENADIEL: Okay.

[sighs]

Ah, sorry I'm late, Detective. I had to run home to replace your ghastly scarf. One thing I refuse to hate about myself is my style.

Did you think I was Chloe?

[exhales] [Eve chuckles]

Easy mistake, I guess. We're both thoughtful, smart...

LUCIFER: Okay, where's the detective? You haven't m*rder*d her and assumed her identity, have you?

[scoffs] Lucifer. No.Maze and I brought in the runaway twin.I believe Chloe is interrogating her as we speak.

LUCIFER: Right. Okay. I'll-I'll... I'll go and join her in there.

Great. I'll just be here, working on the case, looking for bad guys to bring in to justice.

Mm-hmm.

LUCIFER: Ah, there she is. The answer to all my questions. Tell me, Moira, did k*lling your sister make it go away?

[crying] What?

LUCIFER: Your self-hatred, of course. And if so, do you think if I made a dummy of myself and brutally m*rder*d it, it might work for me as well?

What are you talking about? I didn't k*ll Megan.

Huh?

Two days ago, got a notice of an overdraft, on our corporate account.

I called Megan, because she handles more of the financial side. She's the smarter one.

LUCIFER: Ah, so, you hated your own lack of intelligence and took it out on her. It's not particularly relevant to myself, but perhaps?

Moira, please. Go ahead.

Megan told me it was no big deal.

I could tell something was wrong, but I-I just figured she'd handle it.

Yesterday, I knew we were showing a house, so I went, but I found Megan.

Dead on the ground.

I picked up the hammer; it was instinct.

But then I saw Beth staring at me, looking at me like... like I k*lled our own sister.

Eh, but you ran.

If you're innocent, why not just explain to Beth that you didn't do it?

Because I looked so guilty.

I figured I had to find out who the real k*ller was.

That's why I called Willie.

Well, he claims that Megan took over the financials for the last couple months, so, uh, maybe someone else had access to them? Uh...

Megan's husband. Arnold.

Oh, God, it could have... it could have been him.

Arnold. Okay, good. Oh, my...

We'll bring him in, and...

Excuse me.

Lucifer, look at this.

LUCIFER: Detective, please. We both know I'm not a "paper trail" kind of crime-solver.

Is something wrong with his eyes?

Look again. Hmm?

Mm-mm.

No, no, he just was up all night, um, going over the case.

He's tired.

Uh, we'll be right back, Moira.

[keys jangle]

[car alarm chirps, doors unlock]

[exhales]

[MAZE] Dan.

Oh, my...

[sighs]

Maze. Hey.

[panting]

What the hell you doing here?

Getting some air.

Right. Air.

In the backseat of my car... that's parked in a garage.

Look, I'm sorry... about what I said to you at Lux the other night.

I was... I was just drunk.

Dealing with a lot.

I still am, but...

I didn't mean what I said.

Don't worry about it.

Wait a minute. I was right about you and Eve, wasn't I?

No. But why did you think that?

Because I've never seen you look at anyone the way you looked at her. Like you weren't thinking about stabbing them.

[chuckles]

Can I give you some advice?

No.

DAN: I only had a few weeks with Charlotte, but we could have had so much more time together if I hadn't waited. [scoffs] And I wish I had that time back. Don't make the same mistake I made. If you have feelings for her, you gotta tell her.

I kinda tried that. You know, it kinda backfired.

DAN: So then find a way to show her. Grand gesture and all that. What do you have to lose?

[elevator chimes]

Here you go.

So is that the husband? With a high-priced lawyer to boot.

That bodes well for his guiltiness.

Well, he-he denied everything.

And the search warrant for the house didn't yield any useful information, so...

Ah, so it is the sister.

She k*lled her twin and ran off with the evidence.

No, we just got the time of death back.

Megan d*ed 30 minutes before Moira was found standing over the body.

So she either stopped to admire her work, or...

Or it isn't her.

Well, does the husband have an alibi?

No, so he's still our best suspect.

Megan's laptop is missing and he did have easy access to that.

So maybe he was stealing money from their company, maybe she caught him and they got into a fight.

And after a little brutal m*rder, he ran off with the evidence.

Yeah. We're still trying to get the husband's financial records to see if he's spent a lot of money recently, but his lawyer's stonewalling.

Uh, Lucifer...What is Eve doing sitting at my desk?

Detective. I was going through the case and...

Listen, Eve. If you want to dress like me, that's fine. Weird, but fine. But this is an official LAPD case file.

I think I know how to catch the k*ller.

Okay. Ten seconds. Go.

Whoever stole the thumb drive was obviously covering their tracks, right? Right.

So, clearly, there's something in that file that can help us catch the k*ller.

But Willie never made a copy of the thumb drive.

But what if he did? Nah, he didn't. What if he did?

Well, he didn't.

But if we claim to have a copy of it...

[EVE] And then stage a sting, you know? Yeah.

Have Moira tell the family that she's selling off the company to a wealthy buyer.

Right, and then... then we have Moira present the fake copy of the financials to Lucifer at a party at Lux...

And I just sit back and wait for the husband to steal them.

You know... that's a very good idea, Eve.

Thank you. Thank you.

[sighs]

Thank you. Thank you.

Yes, uh... well done, Detective.

[clears throat]

[elevator dings]

Lucifer? Where are you?

The party's started downstairs.

The husband should be here soon.

I'm not going, Detective.

Hmm?

I thought this... I thought this case would help me understand my self-hatred, stop what's happening to me, but...

I think it's time I face the truth.

What truth?

The prophecy. It's coming true.

"Evil will be released," right?

Well... the only question that remains is, what kind of monster will I be when it's done releasing?

Lucifer, I'm gonna have Father Kinley transferred to our holding cell.

If anyone knows more about the prophecy, it's him.

It'll take a couple hours, but we will figure this out.

Okay?

Until then, I think it's best to keep you distracted.

I can't go downstairs, Detective.

Between my sunglasses, scarf and gloves, I'll look like Stevie Wonder on a snow day.

Don't worry, I got you covered.

♪♪

[LUCIFER] A masquerade party.

Clever.

Detective, you were right... this is exactly what I needed.

Thank you.

Now all we have to do is wait for Megan's husband to arrive.

Then you can take center stage, and hopefully, he'll take the bait.

Oh. There's Moira.

I'm gonna go make sure she's okay.

Hey.

[sighs]

So, everything's going according to plan, huh?

I guess we make a pretty good team, huh?

Indeed.

So, when should I move my stuff back in?

[laughs]

What? Luce, I saw the way you looked at me at the precinct. I...

I understand that I wasn't giving you what you needed before, but...

I really think I can now.

Ooh... [giggles]

[panting]

My God, Lucifer, your eyes.

Are you okay? What's happening?

Nothing. Just an end-of-the-world prophecy being fulfilled.

But... maybe you can help me.

Yeah. Of course.

Of course. Uh, anything.

Eve... why don't you hate me?

[chuckles] What do you mean?

I treated you terribly.

I hurt you. I used you.

No, you-you-you didn't...

I did. Deep down, I knew it wasn't gonna work, but I strung you along anyway for my own selfish wants.

So why don't you hate me?

Because I love you.

Well, you shouldn't.

♪♪

[MAZE over speakers] This is for a special girl.

A grand gesture to help... redefine things.

[intro to "Wonderwall" by Oasis playing]

♪ Today is gonna be the day ♪

♪ That they're gonna throw it back to you ♪

♪ And by now you should've somehow ♪

♪ Realized what you gotta do ♪

♪ I don't believe that anybody ♪

♪ Feels the way I do ♪

♪ About you now ♪

[LUCIFER] Well, I'll be damned.

♪ Backbeat, the word was on the street ♪

♪ That the fire in your heart is out ♪

♪ And I'm sure you've heard it all before ♪

♪ But you never really had a doubt ♪

♪ I don't believe that anybody ♪

♪ Feels the way I do about you now ♪

♪ And all the roads we have to walk ♪

♪ Are winding ♪

♪ And all the lights that lead us there ♪

♪ Are blinding ♪

♪ There are many things that I ♪

♪ Would like to say to you ♪

♪ But I don't know how ♪

♪ I said maybe ♪

♪ You're gonna be the one ♪

♪ That saves me ♪

♪ And after all ♪

♪ You're my wonder... ♪

♪ Wall ♪

[applause, whooping]

Maze.

That was... beautiful.

[laughing] Message received loud and clear.

Yeah?

Yeah. I know exactly what I need to do to get him back now.

A grand gesture.

Thank you.

DAN: Hey, Ella. Heard you were looking for me. What's up?

ELLA: I know it was you, Dan.

DAN: [chuckles] What are you talking about?

ELLA: I went back and tracked down whose police cruiser was outside Tiernan's office. It was yours. Which explains you going through that trash the other day in the conference room.

DAN: You're right. Turn me in. I deserve it.

ELLA: I'm not gonna do that. In fact, I scrubbed your cruiser's location history.

DAN: Why would you do that? Why would you help me out? It was unforgivable what I did, Ella.

ELLA: You weren't the one who barged into Lucifer's penthouse with a g*n.

DAN: Yeah, well, I might as well have been. My daughter almost d*ed because of what I did. So why are you gonna help me out? Why are you gonna let me off the hook? Why does everybody always let me get away with so much bullshit?

ELLA: I'm not. I just think that you're in pain. More than any of us realize. And I think maybe now's the time to finally get some help.

[sighs]

♪♪

Lucifer, Moira just got a call from Megan's husband.

Please tell me it's a full confession, so we can skip straight to the arrest.

No, he's not coming. He said that he couldn't bear to see the business sold.

So he's not the k*ller.

Which means this whole charade is a complete waste of time.

[exhales]

[whispers] Lucifer, your face.

[shuddering breath]

Okay, I-I'm gonna call the precinct.

Hopefully, Kinley is there by now. I...

[phone vibrating] Oh.

I was just about to call you.

What... what's going on?

Detective Decker, something's happened.

[gasps softly]

[LUCIFER] Detective, what is it?

[exhales]

Father Kinley escaped.

Thank you for helping me.

God certainly sends us unusual assistance when we are most in need.

But I must confess...

I'm not sure why you helped.

Me, either.

Well, you know, I need to... redefine things, just like you suggested, Maze.

[sighs] It seems like Lucifer is clearly worried about this prophecy.

That must be what's holding him back.

And the Father here can help him realize that it's all just a bunch of nonsense, and then he has to love me again.

I'm familiar with the demon Mazikeen, but you are...?

Oh. [giggles] Forgive me, Father.

I am Eve.

Of course. The first woman. Lucifer's first love.

First and only. Does this mean you'll help me?

I'm sorry, my child, but now that I know who you are... the Original Sinner... I'm all the more convinced that the prophecy is real.

[CHLOE] Lucifer, don't worry, we'll find Father Kinley.

Let's go to the scene of the escape, see if we can find any clues.

Looks like our sting is a bust anyhow.

And right now your problems are far too important...

LUCIFER: Yes, it appears so.

I want to divorce my husband.

Well, that's lovely for you to say, but now's not really a good time. I want to be famous.

I wish I hadn't gotten that tattoo.

[MAN] I wish I'd told him how I felt.

Why didn't I tell him?

Lucifer, your mojo... it's affecting everyone.

[voices overlapping] [CHLOE] Let's go.

[MAN 2] I wish I had left that church as a child. [LUCIFER] Move. Move!

Excuse me. Excuse me! [WOMAN] I wish I hadn't cheated on him.

[WOMAN 2] I want that thumb drive. I need it.

LUCIFER: Out of my way. Come with me.

Out of my way! [MAN 3] I broke up with my girlfriend.

Get back. Out of the way. Keep away. [WOMAN 3] I lied to my sister.

Beth.

Your Megan's younger sister.

Why did you want the thumb drive?

You were at the scene of the crime.

I, uh...

I was... I was showing that house.

You could have snuck away for a few minutes without anyone noticing.

Why did you desire the files in the drive?

Because I didn't want anyone to know what I had done.

DAN: Ever since Charlotte's death, I've been pretty angry...at Lucifer.
[chuckles, sniffles] And it's felt pretty good. You know. To have someone to blame. But it's not his fault.

[sighs]

Whose fault is it?

DAN:I don't know.

But you feel like it's your fault, don't you?

DAN: [takes deep breath] [sniffles] And I've been doing some really stupid things lately. Like, I'm trying to...[sniffles] I don't know.

Punishing yourself? There's nothing you could have done to save her. But that doesn't make the hurt any less, does it? It's a long road to dealing with a loss like this. But this is a good beginning.
And I think that...

DAN: You think that what?

That you need to take me to the hospital because my water just broke.

[exhales sharply]

[phone vibrates]

[quietly] Hey.

You think you can maybe work your magic on the priest?

You know, convince him that he's wrong about the prophecy using your knives and other sharp objects?

I've tortured guys like Kinley before.

He's a fanatic.

Nothing I do will change his mind.

Okay.

That's okay.

That's fine. I just need to figure out another plan.

[snaps fingers] I got this.

Maybe it's Los Angeles. You know?

Maybe I just need to take Lucifer out of town to-to just be us again.

You know? Just us.

No distractions. Enough!

Lucifer doesn't love you!

I'm sorry, but sometimes you have to accept when...

when someone doesn't feel the same way about you.

I have to go.

[BETH] Moira and Megan were the perfect sisters.

And I was the black sheep.

Always screwing up.

Barely even trusted with showing the houses.

Moira never believed in me.

But Megan...

Megan knew I could do better.

So when I asked if I could help with the finances...

She kept it secret.

And then I-I heard about a-a sure-thing investment.

And I was gonna use those profits and start my own business.

Pay them back and prove to them that I wasn't what they thought.

So I borrowed the money.

How much did you lose?

All of it.

She said that Moira was right.

I ruin everything I touch.

I just lost it.

I don't remember grabbing the hammer.

I barely remember giving that tour and pretending to find her body.

And here's the worst part.

I couldn't bring myself to tell the truth.

Even if it meant my own sister going to jail.

Maybe Moira was right about me.

Maybe I do ruin everything I touch.

[LUCIFER] She was right.

You should've stayed away from everyone you cared about.

["We Come Together" by Regina Price playing]

♪ These roots run deep ♪

♪ The strongest part of me ♪

♪ Our life, our dreams ♪

♪ This is all we need... ♪

[Linda groaning]

♪ We come together... ♪ Hi.

Oh, hi.

Okay.

♪ We come together... ♪

[exhales]

♪ Remember this forever ♪

[indistinct radio chatter]

All right, Lucifer, let's go.

Kinley's only a couple hours ahead of us.

[LUCIFER] I'm afraid it's too late, Detective.

Well, I know with your mojo going crazy, it's gonna be difficult, but we'll avoid the crowds, and, you know, I think if we leave...

It's too late.

♪♪ They won't go back in.

This is who I am now.

[whispers] Hi, sweetie.

No wings yet.

[chuckles softly]

[AMENADIEL] Yeah.

I think I have a name.

Oh, Amenadiel.

I don't know. What about Charlie?

Charlie?

After Charlotte.

I love it.

Charlie, meet Dad.

[Charlie coos]

You know, we still don't have a middle name.

Doesn't really matter what your name is.

They are gonna love you in the Silver City.

Where you'll be safe.

Forever.

[Charlie fusses]

[EVE] Okay, I can do this.

I can do this.

I can do this. I can do this.

All I need to do is get Lucifer out of LA.

That's all I need.

But where?

Okay.

Vegas?

Paris.

[gasps] Or... we could just go on a deserted island where it can just be the two of us.

Pardon me, my child.

I think I may have a way to help you, after all.

What-what do you mean?

I know a place you could go with him where he could get away from the bad influences he's had here.

Where you could be together for eternity.

Where he could be a king again.

You mean Hell?

Yeah, I-I...

I don't think Lucifer wants to go back there.

Perhaps Lucifer simply needs a reason to go back.

After all, he's never been there before with a queen by his side.

Why are you helping me? I've dedicated my life to preventing the prophecy.

If you and Lucifer were to go to Hell together, well, that would accomplish that.

It would solve both our problems.

But I...

I wouldn't even know how to convince him to go back.

Well, perhaps remind him of the warm welcome that awaits him down there.

All his adoring subjects eagerly awaiting his return.

Yeah. That actually gives me an idea.

Maze said that demons can enter the bodies of the recently dead.

So if one of his subjects could rise up from Hell, maybe they could convince him.

Hmm, that may work. Yeah.

Now all we need is someone to deliver the message down to Hell.

You know, someone who's about to die and that's, well, definitely headed down there.

[gasps]

[both grunting]

No, I'm so sorry. I really would like to help.

But there's simply too much at stake.

So the simplest way to stop the prophecy is to simply remove Lucifer's first love from the equation.

[choking]

[coughing] [Father Kinley gagging]

Oh, my God. You... you can... you can deliver the message.

This is your way of stopping the prophecy.

When you get down there, you tell them to come and get their king. Okay?

You-you tell them to come and help me save Lucifer.

Why... why would you think...

I'm going to Hell?

[gasping]

Just a hunch.

["The End" by Klergy playing]

[LUCIFER] I know why I hate myself.

Because everything I touch, I ruin.

From rebellion against Dad to now.

Look at what I put you through.

I hate that I am poison for anyone who dares to care about me.

Especially you.

[breathing shakily]

Lucifer.

This isn't about me.

I'm okay.

♪ Will we survive? ♪

♪ Is this the end? ♪ I haven't crumbled into a million pieces. I'm...

I'm still here.

And I'm fine.

If I turn around, will you be fine, or will you look away in horror?

It doesn't matter.

Of course it does, Detective.

No, it doesn't.

Because this isn't about me.

This is about you.

I'm not gonna let you use me as an excuse to avoid dealing with what is behind all of this.

You always talk about how much you hate being blamed for humanity's sins.

You know, "The Devil made me do it."

And I think I know why you hate it so much.

Because deep down you blame yourself just as much.

If not more.

You have to stop taking responsibility for things you can't control.

Lucifer... you need to forgive yourself.

I can't.

Why?

I don't know how to.

I don't even know where to begin.

But...

But what?

♪ Ooh... ♪

♪ If it's all ♪

♪ Meant to be ♪

♪ A tragic end ♪ I want to.

♪ Is this the end? ♪

[sniffles, exhales]

[exhales] Lucifer, I think you just took the first step.

[exhales]

[laughing]

Look at that, Detective.

Okay.

We did it. [laughs]

[chuckles]

Well, it looks like evil won't be released after all.

♪♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪