04x10 - Who's da New King of Hell?

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04x10 - Who's da New King of Hell?

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[LUCIFER] ♪ Bu-bum, bu-bum, bu-bum ♪

[whistling tune]

["I'm Alright" by Kenny Loggins playing] - ♪ I'm alright ♪

- ♪ Nobody worry 'bout me ♪ [whistling along]

♪ Why you got to gimme a fight? ♪

♪ Can't you just let it be? ♪

- ♪ I'm alright ♪ Yes!

- ♪ I'm alright ♪ Hey!

- ♪ Don't nobody worry 'bout me ♪ Oh, double trouble! Whoa!

♪ You got to gimme a fight ♪

♪ Why don't you just let me be? ♪

- ♪ Do what you like ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

- ♪ Doing it nat'rally ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

- ♪ But if it's too easy ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ They're gonna disagree ♪

[cheering, whistling] - ♪ It's your life ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ And isn't it a mystery ♪

- ♪ If it's nobody's bus'ness ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

- ♪ It's everybody's game ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Gotta catch you later ♪

♪ M-M-M-Man ♪

♪ It make me feel good ♪

♪ Some Cinderella kid ♪

♪ Get it up and get you a job ♪

♪ Dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip ♪

- ♪ I'm... ♪ ♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪

- ♪ I'm alright ♪ ♪ I'm alright ♪

- ♪ Nobody worry 'bout me ♪ ♪ Nobody, no ♪

- ♪ Why you got to gimme a fight? ♪ ♪ Why do ya? ♪

♪ Can't you just let it be? ♪

♪ I'm feeling all, feeling good ♪

- ♪ I'm alright ♪ ♪ I'm alright ♪

- ♪ Don't nobody worry 'bout me ♪ ♪ Don't nobody worry 'bout ♪

- ♪ You got to gimme a fight ♪ ♪ Why do you wanna fight? ♪

♪ Why don't you just let me be? ♪

♪ Just let me ♪

- ♪ I'm alright ♪ ♪ I'm alright ♪

- ♪ I'm alright ♪ ♪ I'm alright ♪

- ♪ I'm alright ♪ ♪ I'm alright ♪

♪ Just let me be ♪

♪ Everybody let me be! ♪ Morning, Detective.

Huh. You're in a good mood.

Well, the world will not be destroyed because I forgave myself.

So, I'd say that's a pretty darn good day for me and all mankind, for that matter, so... you're welcome.

So, um... [clears throat]

It's all... totally gone?

The... the red skin? The... devil wings?

No more flare-ups?

It's not hemorrhoids, Detective. Right.

Yeah. sorry. I just... I don't... know how the whole thing works just yet, but...

[sighs] Maybe you should take some time off.

Rest up until you feel yourself again.

Well, that won't be necessary. I've never felt better.

Besides, Kinley's still on the loose.

Well, the U.S. Marshals are in charge of the search now, so nothing left to do on our end.

Well, well, what about a case then?

There must be a jolly good m*rder to solve.

No! No, no. So, like I said, maybe you should take a moment, recover.

You know, you've been through a lot.

All right. Well, call me if anything pops up.

Or... falls down, rather.

Okay. Yeah, I will, but I got it covered.

Right. Yeah. All good.

Yeah.

[bang on door, door rattles]

[MAZE] Eve! You let me in?

Is that Maze? [laughs nervously] What are you doing here?

Well, I live here.

Right.

What are you doing? Can you open the door?

I have to get Kinley back to jail.

It was a mistake letting him out.

Open the freakin' door, Eve.

[gasps]

Hey.

What's up?

Where's Kinley?

Oh. Right, he left.

What happened?

He att*cked me.

It was so scary.

He's this big, scary, bearded priest man.

I... went down to unchain him, you know, so he can go to the bathroom, and he tried choking me, look. See?

I'll go get him.

No!

Why not? Well, because I realize I don't need him anymore.

You know, I-I thought about what you said.

I need to accept that, um, Lucifer doesn't have any feelings for me.

Well, good for you.

Wait. Are you okay?

I-I thought you were on my side.

I was.

[door slams]

♪♪

[AMENADIEL] Now, just, uh, you gotta support the head.

[LUCIFER] Mm-hmm.

Say hello to Uncle Luci.

Yeah.

Oh...

Oh... kay. [grunts]

I'll just, uh, go in and see Linda now. Uh...

Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I, uh, I wanted to talk to you about something. [sighs] Yes?

Okay, you see, recently, I've made a decision about my son.

And even though in my heart, I...

I believe it's right, I know it's gonna be painful.

Oh. Right, that.

Well, 79 percent of American boys are circumcised, so you'll be in the majority if you go that way; however, it does reduce sensation by about 32.8 percent, according to Dr. Oz.

But just, you know, weigh up the options, and whether you snip it or skip it, I'm sure it'll be dandy. Huh?

Luci?

Good-bye.

Yeah. See you. [chuckles]

[Charlie gurgles] [door closes]

Silver City, here we come.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

We're not doing that to my son.

Well, I'm sorry, but it is mandatory.

Every newborn gets an infant tracker.

Excuse me, a what? It's a security device.

It's a little anklet that causes a ruckus if anyone takes him from the ward.

So you can rest assured that your little angel is safe and sound. [Charlie gurgles]

[quietly] Come on. Hi.

It's okay. [Charlie fusses]

[LINDA] Lucifer.

You shouldn't have.

But thank you.

Hmm?

I'm sure Charlie will...

love it? It's not for baby.

No, it's for you.

It's Sigmund Freud's personal journal.

It's just a small token to, uh, commemorate the end of my therapy.

Wait. What? Sorry. Buried the lede.

I'm cured. Isn't that wonderful?

Uh-huh.

Yeah, you see, I've forgiven myself.

And, you know, since you had a small hand in that, uh, I thought, credit where credit's due.

Thank you, Doctor.

[exhales] And you know you're cured because...?

[chuckles] Well, because I've gotten all my devil bits under control again, see?

Alabaster from head to toe.

And what does Chloe think about all this?

Well, she thinks I might need a little R and R, but overall I'd say she's as pleased as I am.

Anyway, I guess that's it.

[chuckles] Oh. Enjoy your child.

Have him ring me when he's old enough to go to strip clubs.

I have to tell you... forgiving yourself.

It's not as easy as you think.

It doesn't happen overnight.

Well, if you were still my therapist, I might listen to you.

No, you wouldn't.

But since you're not, mm... bye-bye.

[door closes]

Okay, listen up. It's your boy, Holla Bae, live. And I'm about to shock the hell out of all of y'all.

I got a guest coming up here to the studio.

You know him. And you hate him.

[laughs] Nah, I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing.

Y'all love him.

I used to hate him.

But we're gonna make an announcement about my tour kicking off tomorrow at the Mayan, and we're gonna end all of that.

Me and this dude had some real trouble in the past, but we're gonna squash all of that now.

Stop beefing, and let's start getting to this money!

[knocking on door]

You ready for the love?

[grunts]

Ugh. Gnarly, right?

[DAN] So, where's Holla's body?

No idea. k*ller must've taken it.

Hence the big old bloody shoe prints.

That's a lot of blood.

Mm-hmm, about five pints.

This, my friends, is a class four hemorrhage.

So, wherever Holla is, he dead.

I know who did it. You do?

Yeah. Based on what Holla said in that video.

The guy who was coming over was obviously gonna be...

Mo'Noplize. Mo'Noplize, exactly.

Who's that?

You've never heard of the Mo-Holla Squall'a?

Uh-uh. Come on, he's a rapper.

Mo'Noplize. Yeah.

[beatboxing] - ♪ Mo, Mo'Nop-a-lize ♪

♪ Don't apologize ♪

♪ Mo... Mo'Nop-a-lize ♪

♪ Don't ask me for my size ♪

♪ You'll appreciate me when I'm in ♪

♪ Your mother... die... ♪ Nothing, huh?

I've never... No, no.

You know, he accused uh, him of k*lling his BFF, Fat Cannon?

Nothing's ever been proven, but still, biggest beef since Biggie and Tupac.

Oh. Yeah... [rapid knocking]

Detective! Detective!

Why didn't you call me?

[CHLOE] I told you, you need to take a break.

I told you, everything is under control.

For now.

But how do you know it won't come back?

It won't. Trust me.

Look, I promise.

You'll never have to see anything monstrous ever again.

Okay.

♪♪

Lifestyles of the rich and tasteless.

Looks like Liberace had a yard sale.

Yeah. Well, Mo's manager, Isaac, lives here.

Looks like he's home. Maybe Mo's here, too.

What are you doing? Well, uh...

Don't worry, Detective.

Now that everything is sorted, I've got all the perks of devilhood and none of the drawbacks, so, rest assured nothing evil will be released. [bangs on gate]

[g*nshots]

What the hell?

[CHLOE] LAPD!

Stand down! [MAN] LAPD?

Well, why didn't you say so?

Yeah, before you broke my g*dd*mn gate, yo!

[MO'NOPLIZE] Apologize for sh**ting at you. Serious.

I'm not a violent man.

Oh, well, the Desert Eagle that you just opened up on us, it says differently.

Hot Pocket?

Ooh. No thank you.

Look, Holla and I had conflict, but we was about to bury the hatchet.

Supposed to meet up this morning to announce we dropping a joint album and tour.

Instead, he was the one who got dropped. [chuckles]

Come on, Mo. You gotta tell them what you told me.

Speak your truth, bro.

So, all right, look.

This is gonna sound crazy, but Holla isn't actually dead.

Well, that's impossible. Forensics says he's dead.

No, I don't care what they say. I'm tellin' you.

I was walking to the studio and I see a man dressed in leather in the doorway.

Now, I see his hand's all bloody, so I back up quick.

And then a few seconds later, Holla come out, all bloody and sh*t with a Kn*fe sticking out his chest.

He was happy as a g*dd*mn lamb.

Clam. It's clam, bro.

And tell them what you told me about the car.

That's pretty wack, too, right?

Uh, didn't you say they got in a pizza delivery car or some sh*t?

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Pazo Popolo's Pizza.

Right. Puff a bit of this before you left, did you?

Little bit.

But I swear, I ain't lying.

All right, w-we're gonna need you to come down to the station to verify your story.

Gladly. Safer there than out here.

♪ Yeah, I'm a gangsta in these streets ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, I will bang ya ♪

- ♪ Yeah, I will bang you with that heat ♪ [ELLA] Hey, guys.

Okay, so I've been monitoring social media for any mention of Holla, and a fan just posted this.

Check it out.

[CHLOE] Looks like Mo'Noplize was telling the truth.

[ELLA] Yeah.

Can you say: #FakeDeath?

#PublicityStunt?

What? So the whole thing's a hoax? No m*rder?

Well, does that mean case closed, then?

[ELLA] Well, I mean, we still gotta find Holla.

He's got some 'splainin' to do. No, yes.

Yep, correct. Case closed.

So, you know, you should probably head home, Lucifer.

'Cause no victim, no case.

Oh, very well.

I supposed there'll be another m*rder tomorrow.

[chuckles] Fingers crossed.

[church bell tolling]

Holla?

Holla Bae?

Father Kinley?

[door closes]

♪♪

Chloe. Maze.

What are you doing here?

I was tracking Kinley.

Thought for sure he'd be here, but now the trail's gone cold.

[exhales] Now you.

I'm on a case.

A-A dead rapper, well... Not dead, now, it seems, but there was a witness who told us this crazy story that he saw the victim with a Kn*fe sticking out of his chest.

I have no idea what's going on. Wait.

Dead... then not dead?

I think I do.

♪♪

[FATHER KINLEY, in American accent] Lucifer!

Lucifer, Lucifer.

Lucifer!

[laughing]

Lucifer. Oh.

Uh... Oh...

We've missed you so damn much.

[moans] [LUCIFER] I...

Mm. Bloody hell.

Forgive me, my king.

It's just so great to see you.

Dromos?

[chuckles]

You see, Squee?

I told you he'd recognize me. But... what are you doing here?

We're here for you, of course.

To help you get back home.

[scoffs]

So, you're saying there are two murderous demons on the loose in Los Angeles?

Yeah. And one appears to have entered Kinley's body.

And they, or, you... can just jump into a human's body whenever you want?

No.

The... body has to belong to a dead, doomed soul or a demon wouldn't know where or when there was a recent vacancy.

So someone k*lled Kinley. At least I don't have to worry about him hurting Lucifer anymore.

No.

But whatever demon's taken over his body better be worried.

Lucifer's gonna be pissed.

He banned possession years ago.

Well, something's clearly changed.

So, there I am, hanging in Hell, popping out eyeballs like any other Tuesday and this priest, he just shows up on my docket.

Is this one of those

"priest walks into a bar" jokes? I love them.

Dude was boring.

I mean, all he kept saying was:

"Prophecy this, prophecy that.

"I've got a stupid accent, makes me sound like a pirate.

Arr." [cackles]

Anyway, he says that he needs help getting you back to Hell. So, of course, Dromos... ever loyal.

I did not hesitate.

I came straight here to answer your call.

Course.

This is Kinley's Hail Mary.

His final attempt to subvert the prophecy by tricking me into returning.

Voluntarily. [laughs]

Well, it's, uh... it's an admirable plan, but he needn't have bothered.

I've just beaten the prophecy on my own.

Besides... no way in Hell I'd ever return to, well, you know.

Lucifer... you've been on vacation forever.

You didn't write, you didn't call.

You didn't even send a burnt offering.

The-the demons of Hell?

[whispering] They need a king.

Very well.

Dromos of the Lilim, by the power of Grayskull, blah-de-blah-de-blah-de-blah, I hereby name you King of Hell.

There you go. Throne's all yours. [chuckles]

[scoffs] Yeah.

Yeah, that's really funny.

But we all know that the king... he needs to be an angel.

Fair point, yeah.

Lucifer...

Hell has been really bad since you left.

Oh, well, that's a shame, 'cause it was a real vacation destination before.

[scoffs] What's so great about Earth anyway?

Well, no offense, but the company's far greater, the work more interesting and the liquor far superior.

Mm!

And I've just become an uncle and someone needs to teach my nephew about sex, 'cause, well, my brother's certainly not capable. So. Back to Hell you go, it seems.

[inhales sharply] Those eyeballs won't pop themselves out.

All right.

Think we might... stay for a little bit.

Never tortured... a live one.

[energy whooshing]

You will not lay a hand on anyone.

You're lucky I haven't incinerated you already for disobeying my orders. No more possession.

Time for all good demons... to go home... now.

Yes, my lord.

[whale calls playing]

What is that?

"Arias of the Humpback Whale."

Isn't it amazing?

And perfect for a nice relaxing bath, which I've just drawn you, so... if you don't mind handing little Charlie over to me...

[chuckles] No, I'm good. Thank you, though.

Okay. [whale calls stop]

Linda, you're gonna have to put him down at some point; your arms will atrophy.

[chuckles] I suppose you're right. I could use a nap.

Okay. Or maybe I should feed him again. Or... or get him another blanket. Or take this blanket off?
I mean, how are you supposed to know what temperature babies like when they can't talk?

Okay, I admit, I could be being a little bit... helicoptery, but I mean, I just...

[giggles]

I just love him so much.

[Charlie coos]

I just spent so much time worrying. But you were right. We got this.

And we're gonna give him a beautiful life, aren't we?

Yeah.

[sighs] Okay. Here we go, Da-Da. [Charlie fusses]

Hmm.

[Charlie grunts] Okay.

Oh, you know what? I almost forgot.

I hired a night nurse. [chuckles]

Her name's Kim and she'll be here any minute.

So we can both get some rest.

Yeah.

[whispered baby talk]

♪♪

[both] Lucifer!

[panting]

Am I dreaming?

No, wait, I can't be; you're both dressed.

We've got a situation. Demons are roaming the Earth.

Oh, is that all?

Well, I already know; I saw them earlier.

Yeah, it seems Kinley summoned them to take me back to Hell.

His last-ditch attempt to squash the prophecy.

But don't worry, crisis averted; I sent them packing.

And besides... the demons in question are Dromos and Squee.

Hardly the brightest bulbs in the hellfire chandelier.

I hate those two. Especially Squee.

Well, everyone hates Squee.

Anyway, I'm getting my knives.

In case those two idiots get lost on their way home. You do that.

[exhales] Lucifer, what if we're wrong?

What if we're wrong about the prophecy and "evil shall be released" really means that demons are gonna be running around? You know, may-maybe you should leave town until we figure this out.

I assure you, there's no need for me to flee.

And how did Maze rope you into this anyway?

I ran into her.

Sort of.

Following a lead about Kinley.

Without me?

Yeah. I was afraid... of what he might trigger in you.

Afraid you might turn me back into a monster.

Yes. But... No...

There's no need for you to explain, I get it. Perhaps you should leave, Detective. I mean, you never know what might be triggered.

[phone buzzes]

We need to go to Linda's. Now.

[siren wailing]

[echoing] Linda?

What happened?

Charlie.

He's...

He's gone. Oh...

I just questioned Kim Fisher, the night nurse Linda was expecting.

Turns out she never actually made it to the house.

Agency called her, said the family canceled last minute.

And no one's heard from Amenadiel yet?

But there's still no reason to believe he doesn't have the baby, right?

Yeah, I'm sure there's totally a reasonable explanation for why he's been gone for hours... without answering his phone.

I'm gonna call Chloe.

No, I didn't call the agency.

So that means Amenadiel probably did.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure Amenadiel canceled the nurse because he wanted to spend some more time with the baby.

And-and then Charlie... probably got fussy and, uh, and-and he didn't wanna wake me. And, um... so he probably took him for a-a ride in the car. I'm sure they're somewhere safe and sound, right?

Yeah. Um... Linda. There's something I think I need to tell you. The good news is, I think you're right.
I think Amenadiel does have the child safe. The bad news is... I think it's my least-favorite place...

Heaven.

Are you trying to tell me that Charlie is...

Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no, no. No, of course not! [chuckles]

No, that baby is half-angel. He can come and go from Heaven freely. He just needs... someone to bring him.

So Amenadiel took our baby from me...

to live in Heaven?

I'll k*ll him. I am so sorry, Linda.

I mean, I should've gleaned Amenadiel's intentions earlier.
I think he was trying to tell me in the hospital and I thought we were having a-a conversation about turtlenecks versus crewnecks. [chuckles] Well, if it's any consolation, I do think Amenadiel is simply trying to keep Charlie safe.

[door opens, shuts]

Hey.

How could you!?

You go back and get him. You go back!

What are you talking about? I never took Charlie. You heard me.

Right now!

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait a minute, he's not here? No.

Because you took him up there. No, Linda. I swear I didn't.

Look, I was, uh, I was going to, but then I... I couldn't. What you said to me, right before you went to sleep, I... I was just so confused and I... just needed to clear my head, so... I decided to go for a long walk, but then I handed Charlie to the night nurse.

The-the nurse never came to the house, Amenadiel.

What? Yeah... Yes, yes, she was. She was rocking Charlie to sleep when I left.

Is that the woman you handed Charlie off to?

No. No, that's not her.

[DAN] Hey, Chloe, we tracked the call to the agency.

The one canceling the night nurse.

The phone is registered to one Lyla Clayborn.

SWAT is on their way to her apartment right now.

[CHLOE] Okay.

Will you send over a photo of Lyla?

I want to confirm with Amenadiel that it's the same person - that took the baby. Of course.

Hey, and, Chloe, could you tell Linda and Amenadiel that everyone here is praying for th...

Uh, p-pulling for them.

Okay?

Okay, thanks.

Ella, you okay? Hey. I hope you know that I'm here for you. You're not alone.

See, that's just it, I never... used to feel alone. Because I always had the Big Guy. I really miss Him.
I was just so mad. So mad after... you know, Charlotte. I've been mad, too. Really mad. It's just so much. Yeah. But I don't think it's right for me to base my faith on whether everything is... good and unicorns and ice cream.I don't think it's God's job to stop the bad.I actually think... He's there to give us the strength to get through it. [sniffles]

[phone buzzes]

Amenadiel.

That's her.

That's Lyla?

That's who's got Charlie?

Detective, I saw her last night in Lux.

I think I know who has the baby.

[Charlie fussing] Shh. Shh.

You're such a little cutie.

I'm gonna teach you so... much.

Yes, I am. Everything I know.

Shh. [crying]

That's right, my little angel.

Who da new King of Hell? Yes, you are.

That's right. Can you say...

Lucifer who?

Lucifer who? Shh.

SWAT just cleared Lyla's apartment.

What about Lyla? She's not there, either.

But there is a big pool of blood in the bedroom.

[sighs] Another blood pool without a body.

[DAN] [groans] I still can't find any connection between Kinley, Holla Bae or Lyla Clayborn, though.

Okay, maybe Kinley brainwashed the other two, like he did that Los Exes guy, remember?

[DAN] That's a really weird, weird choice in new minions, but yeah, maybe.

And maybe we'll get a hit on the APB we put out.

[LUCIFER] Detective. A word.

Excuse me.

[Lucifer clears throat]

Detective, another blood pool and no body means another demon.

Yeah. Should we just tell Dan and El the truth about who or what these kidnappers really are, you know?

I mean, the more teammates playing the real game, the better, right? No.

They'll never believe us.

[chuckles] I mean, not unless I show them, and you certainly know how long it takes to recover, or not recover from that.

Yes. Well, back at the penthouse, I was trying to tell you that I'm not... Detective, I can't believe I'm saying this, but there are more important things than me right now.

Okay. All right, then we need to figure out why Demon Kinley and his crew would take Charlie.

Well, it's clearly all about me.

I mean, I ordered them to go home, and they got angry, and they're doing this to get back at me.

How do we find three demons and a baby?

Three Demons and a Baby.

That's one of my favorite movies.

[both chuckle]

Not as good as the original, though. [chuckles]

No. So true, so true.

Why don't we go back to my penthouse where we can strategize freely?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Dromos, what are you doing here?

Did you find Lucifer?

Have you convinced him to go back to Hell?

How did you find me?

I used a Find-My-Phone app, because you still have my phone.

Remember? The one I gave you to give me updates on?

The one you are not answering?

Ah... Yeah. Makes sense. Want some wine?

No! I don't want wine.

I want to know what you've been up to. [sighs]

Have you even spoken to Lucifer yet?

Yeah. Yeah. Didn't go so well.

[sighs]

Well, yeah, he can be stubborn.

Maybe we can talk to him together.

No. Change of plans.

Dromos. Think we got enough.

We're ready for the Mayan.

Who are you?

[Charlie crying]

Dromos, this stupid thing won't shut up.

Can I cut its tongue out?

No, you may not.

What's going on?

Like I said, change of plans.

Look, I summoned you here to get Lucifer, not terrorize some poor, innocent child!

You listen to me.

I... [exhales] I command you...

Stop talking!

I don't take orders from you.

You are not our king.

Speaking of, we don't need Lucifer anymore.

Or you, for that matter.

[Eve cries out]

No news from my brother or Maze.

Perhaps I should get them here as well.

Lucifer...

[sighs] They did this.

Vile demons trying to get back at me with aimless destruction.

No, this wasn't aimless.

They were searching for something.

Detective, my safe's open.

What? Is anything missing?

It doesn't appear so. Cash is all here, but...

Oh, no. The vial's gone.

Kinley's vial? You kept that?

Well, I didn't think it was something I could just toss down the drain.

I was gonna chuck it out with my spent batteries.


What would they want with the vial?

They're not trying to get back at me.

They're trying to replace me.

What? How could they possibly do that?

Hell was built so that no demon could take control of the throne.

Only a Celestial could rule, an angel, but...

I suppose half an angel would do.

Baby Charlie.

Since I refuse to return, it seems they're intent on raising their own king. [elevator bell dings]

Luce, thank God you're here. Something awful has...

Not now, Eve, we are dealing with our own situation!

It's about Kinley.

Or at least the Body-Formerly- Known-As-Kinley anyway.

What do you know about that?

I was the one who broke him out of jail.

Yeah. And then he att*cked me.

So... I... well...

I k*lled him... and-and-and then, I... kind of, sort of summoned a demon from Hell into his body?

What?

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

I thought maybe he could convince you that the prophecy was nonsense, you know?

[chuckles] But he wouldn't budge.

And then he gave me this idea that maybe if I could get you out of here, back to Hell, that everything would be good again.

I didn't mean for anyone to get hurt.

Especially not that poor little baby.

That's my nephew, Eve.

Eve, how could you do this?

How could you be so selfish? Naive?

Where's the baby now, Eve?

I don't know. I don't know.

They-they were in a church and they knocked me out.

And by the time I came to, they were gone.

[CHLOE] [sighs] Okay.

All right, if they took the vial, they're probably planning on performing the same ceremony that Kinley was gonna perform on you. On me.

[both] Yes.

So, come on tell us, Detective, once you'd served up this holy, anointed sedative, where was this ceremony to take place, back when you wanted me in Hell?

Well, as you know, I didn't go through with it.

I know he mentioned a church.

Great. So, there's what, only 2, 3,000 of those in LA?

He said specifically that it had to be a house of worship, but also a den of sin.

One of the demons mentioned something about one of those old civilizations.

E... Aztec or-or... Inca?

You think they could be going to one of those ancient temples where they used to have human sacrifices?

[HOLLA on phone] Love him. Listen.

I used to hate him. But we're gonna make an announcement about my tour kicking off tomorrow night at the Mayan.

The Mayan! That's it!

Okay, it's a venue. Rents to concerts, and also, I think, church groups.

Sex, dr*gs, rock and roll and my dad.

That sounds like the oxymoronic venue we're after.

It's gonna be empty and available.

Especially since Holla isn't playing there tonight.

You stay here. You've done enough.

But...

♪♪

[Charlie crying]

[SQUEE] If I wanted to hear screaming, I would've stayed home.

He's just a hungry boy.

Idiot. It's way too hot.

We don't wanna burn our itty-bitty new king.

Just let it cool.

He's just not used to the heat... yet.

Yeah.

Shh.

[CHLOE] All right, is there anything I need to know about how to fight a demon? [LUCIFER] Not really.

Just that they are super strong, scary and mean.

Like Maze. Except these ones don't feel pain

'cause they're only renting their bodies. Great.

Good news is, they're killable.

It just requires a little extra oomph.

But you don't need to worry about any of that since you're not going inside.

Oh, yes, I am.

Demons or no demons, there's no way I'm not helping.

Need I remind you, Detective, it's actually less helpful if you're there.

You make me vulnerable, remember?

[EVE] But I don't.

[LUCIFER] Eve!

You're supposed to be at the penthouse.

Right.

But I needed to apologize for... for all of it, and everything I've put you through.

[sniffles]

But I realize...

I mean, you're not this perfect guy I made you out to be.

You suck at apologies.

[chuckles] What I mean is...

I thought I wanted you, but I realize I've...

I've just been missing the person I used to be when I was with you.

Well, I hope you find what you want, Eve, but I really wish you'd had this epiphany before you let demons loose on Los Angeles.

[EVE] You and me both.

Look, I understand that... there's nothing I can do to make up for what I've done.

But I'm gonna have to try.

So, that's why there's nothing you can do to stop me from going in there.

Very well.

We'll just have to wait for my brother and Maze to arrive.

What are you doing here?

Yes, Lucifer told us what you did.

All right, put your claws away. There's no time for that.

We need all the help we can get.

[DROMOS] Mmm.

Just right.

♪♪

Dromos!

Surely you've heard, breast is best.

[laughs]

Now, you see, the thing is, I don't take orders from you anymore.

Not since the whole abdication thing.

So, long live King Charlie.

He's gonna be a hell of a ruler.

Pun intended.

Because I am gonna mold him into exactly what I want.

Now, you gotta admit you've been a bit of a selfish king, keeping the whole Earth thing to yourself.

Give me my son!

Over my dead body.

[chuckling] Oh, that... that's right.

It's already dead.

So, you're gonna have to get creative.

♪♪

♪ Can't help that we're chosen ♪

♪ Names up on a poster ♪

♪ Everybody knows that when we win ♪

♪ It's cause we're supposed to ♪ Come, my king.

♪ Running but you can't hide ♪

♪ Talking all that shh ♪

♪ All that trash, it's got you tongue-tied ♪

♪ We came here to win it, won't stop till we're finished ♪

♪ You better be ready to throw down ♪

♪ Calling us famous, our names in the papers... ♪ Ah-ah-ah. I wouldn't come any closer if I were you.

You are gonna pay, Dromos.

Really? My money's on me, pal.

♪ We are the heroes ♪

♪ We're talking legends... ♪ You're getting soft.

Getting all mushy with the humans.

It's disgusting. - ♪ We're talking legends ♪

♪ Won't back down until ♪

♪ Our hands are to the heavens... ♪ Quite good at that these days.

♪ Kings and queens are folding ♪

♪ There's something in our touch... ♪ Run, run, run!

♪ Yeah, we're golden, sending out a message ♪

♪ Leave 'em in the wreckage ♪

♪ Unbreakable, powerful ♪

♪ Forces not to mess with ♪

♪ We came here to win it, won't stop till we're finished ♪

♪ You better be ready to throw down ♪

♪ Calling us famous, our names in the papers ♪

♪ And we find our way 'cause we know how ♪

♪ Don't get it twisted, we doing our business ♪

♪ They're chanting our names ♪

- ♪ And it's so loud ♪ Run!

♪ Better believe it, we can't be defeated ♪

♪ No way ♪

[grunting, yelling]

♪ We are the heroes ♪

♪ We're talking legends ♪

♪ Won't back down until our hands are to the heavens ♪

[laughs, spits]

[Charlie fussing]

Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh.

It's okay.

[gasps]

[Eve cries out]

[panting]

[g*nshots]

[g*nshots]

[grunting, yelling]

[panting]

That was amazing.

[gasps]

[Eve grunts]

Got her.

[Charlie cries]

Thank you.

[LUCIFER] There's no one left, Dromos.

Party's over.

I think it's time you went home.

Make me.

Very well.

Oh, oh. Look who's here.

[quietly] sh*t.

Detective!

What are you doing? I'm sorry.

I know... I just... It sounded like everything was okay.

I just wanted to make you're all right. Are you all right?

You need to leave, Detective.

I know. I make you vulnerable.

No, that's not it.

I don't want you to see me like this.

I know it scares you.

No, that's... that's what I was trying to tell you.

I'm not... I'm not afraid of you anymore.

You're not?

You see, this is what I'm talking about.

It's so sweet, I'm gonna puke.

[LUCIFER] Well, then, why have you been so worried?

Worried about my face, about all of it coming back.

I wasn't afraid of you.

I was afraid of losing you.

That all this will take over, you'd forget about this place and...

and that you'd forget about me.

Lucifer, I...

It's amazing how many demon souls you can suss from a little church confessional.

[CHLOE] Help! Help!

He... [groans]

Pull!

[laughs]

Lucifer!

No!

LUCIFER [distorted] Enough!

[panting]

[demonic voice] Now bow down... to your king.

[shuddering breaths]

You do not belong here.

Go home.

♪♪

[AMENADIEL] Eve!

Hey.

[sighs]

My boy.

I'm so sorry.

Are you okay? I mean, not that I care.

[chuckles]

I know that's not true. I think you care a lot.Just been too blind to notice.

Yeah, I thought there was something between us, but...

Maze... [laughs softly] you're not delusional. There is a connection.
But I've realized the way I've been acting with Lucifer is the exact same way I've acted with Adam.
You know, I keep trying to change myself to be this person I think they want me to be...

MAZIKEEN: I would never ask you to change, Eve. I like who you are.

[laughs softly]

I don't even know who that is yet. I need to figure that out. I'm gonna need to do that on my own.

♪♪

[exhales]

♪ Let go of the heavy ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Let hope break the levy ♪

♪ Hallelujah ♪

♪ Hallelujah ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Hallelujah... ♪ You were right.

He's not safe. [sniffles]

You need to take him.

No.

No one will sacrifice themselves for this baby the way that you were just willing to do.

No one will protect him like we will.

♪ Hallelujah. ♪

[CHLOE] So, Charlie is back with Linda and Amenadiel.

So, you know, it-it's over.

Isn't it? Is it over?

I'd say yes, Detective, but I'd be lying.

And we both know I don't do that.

Tonight, we won, but we just plugged one hole in a very flimsy boat.

Now the demons know I have no intention of returning, they... they'll continue to defy me.

It's only a matter of time before they come back to Earth.

Who knows where next?

Or maybe they'll just come back for Charlie or... maybe you?

I see, so what... what are you saying?

I have to go back.

So for how long?

Like, a couple... couple weeks or, you know, a month, or...?

You were right, about the prophecy, we did get it wrong. It is about Hell coming to Earth, and we may have stopped it now, but for how long?

I need to keep them contained.

They must have a king.

No. No, no... [chuckles]

No, see, this, this is...

This is what I meant, Lucifer, when I said you-you can't leave me.

Listen, I'm so sorry that...

How I acted when I first saw your face, I... it was stupid and-and...

[whispers] Please...

Please don't go, I...

I love you.

♪ My love, my love, my fearless love... ♪ I love you, please don't leave.

[laughs softly]

Please... You see, we were wrong about something else in the prophecy.

♪ My love will never die... ♪ My first love was never Eve.

♪ Go on, go on... ♪ It was you, Chloe.

It always has been.

♪ Into the blackest night ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ooh... ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪ Please, don't go.

Good-bye.

[sniffles]

♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

♪ My heart, my heart, my drowning heart ♪

- ♪ Oh, all the tears I've cried... ♪ [whispers] Good-bye.

♪ Oh, I may weep ♪

- ♪ Forevermore ♪ [whooshing]

♪ My love will never die ♪

♪ My love, my love, my fearless love ♪

♪ I will not say good-bye ♪

♪ Sea may rise, sky may fall ♪

♪ My love will never die ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah... ♪

[singer continues vocalizing]
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