01x07 - Last Call for Alcohol

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01x07 - Last Call for Alcohol

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KEYSHAWN: Previously on P-Valley...

How, like, serious are you about this music thing?

What, you trying to be Keyshia Ka'Oir to my Gucci Mane?

Slide through this Sunday for Murda Night.

You don't want to miss it.

Murda Night.

The Pynk is going up on the auction block next week.

Next week!

How you doing, Hailey?

Chucalissa looks so beautiful in the morning from here.

I wanted to see it one more time.

Good-bye, Andre.

You dead to me.

PATRICE: You posted my bail?

Since I got you out, you owe me.

My wife went missing the day Hurricane Drake hit.

I'll get my deputies to put up some fliers around town, quick fast.

Who should I ask for if I get word back?

Montavius Hill.

Leasing to the casino is what we should be doing.

What the f*ck are you doing, Wayne?

WAYNE: f*ck you think I'm doing?

I think we should lease the Kyle farm instead.

Lease?

Pay the Kyle family what they're worth, not what they want.

♪ Fire, fire ♪

♪ How she windin' she makes me wanna hold her ♪

♪ Do I want her or maybe I'm just lonely ♪

♪ She got a body wavy like the ocean ♪

♪ That girl is dangerous ♪

♪ I don't know if she wanna stay ♪

♪ Or she wanna run away ♪

♪ She's so dangerous ♪

♪ Wind it, wind it, wind it, girl ♪

♪ Wind it, wind it for me ♪

♪ Wind it, wind it wind it girl ♪

♪ Wind it, wind it for me ♪

♪ I don't know if she wanna stay ♪

♪ Or if she wanna run away ♪

♪ Run away ♪

♪ Don't know if she wanna stay ♪

♪ Or if she wanna run away ♪

♪ Run away ♪

[BABY CRYING]

♪ That girl is dangerous ♪

♪ Stay or run away ♪

[BABBLING]

♪ She's so dangerous ♪

♪ Stay or run away ♪

♪ That girl is dangerous ♪

[DISTANT CHATTER]

♪ She's so dangerous ♪

[CHILDREN LAUGHING]

[DISTANT TRAIN HORN]

[TENSE MUSIC]

♪ Down in the valley ♪

♪ Where the girls get naked ♪

♪ If you throwin' bands ♪

♪ Then you know she gon' shake it ♪

♪ One, two, break 'em ♪

♪ Three, four, rake 'em ♪

♪ These n*gg*s grind hard ♪

♪ But these b*tches grind harder ♪

♪ Climbing up the pole just to get out the bottom ♪

♪ The crowd below ♪

♪ Stay ready for the show ♪

♪ The pimps, the dough ♪

♪ Don't let it take your soul ♪

♪ We make fallin' on the sky look easy ♪

♪ Look at my b*tches ♪

♪ Gangsta walking on the ceiling ♪

♪ Green on the flo' ♪

♪ Money talk, can you hear me? ♪

♪ This world is so addicting ♪

♪ But dreams is expensive, keep spending ♪

♪ Work hard for the top, can't fall now ♪

♪ But whatever goes up must fall down ♪

♪ What you do when the power out? ♪

♪ Kids hungry, can't do none but scream and shout ♪

♪ We all choose to live but it's different routes ♪

♪ Take the sh*t with shine, gotta make it count ♪

♪ When you live and die by the paper route ♪

♪ You spend a dime just to make it out, yeah ♪

♪ Down in the valley ♪

♪ Where the girls get naked ♪

♪ If you throwin' bands ♪

♪ Then you know she gon' shake it ♪

♪ One, two, break 'em ♪

♪ Three, four, rake 'em ♪

_ ♪ Again ♪

♪ Boy, you a fool for this one ♪

♪ Boy, you a fool for this one ♪

♪ Again ♪

♪ Rizz, rizz, rizz ♪

♪ Hey, come here, pop, drop ♪

♪ Make it pop ♪

♪ Stop, drop, make it pop ♪

♪ Stop, drop, make it pop ♪

♪ Stop, drop, make it pop ♪

♪ Stop, drop, make it pop ♪

Whew, all right, heifer.

You ready to do this?

What in the hell?

Now, you look here, Patrice, okay?

What you not gonna do is disrespect me, 'cause I could have easily let your ass rot in that jail after what you did to Mercedes.

But this thing here is, uh, hmm, it's bigger than the both of us.

Wouldn't you agree?

Well, you know what they say.

The enemy of my enemy is...

Is some dastardly bitch I gots to be involved with for the time being, 'cause as soon as this mess over with...

[SCOFFS]

I don't know you.

p*ssy Valley, baby!

This wasn't what we agreed on.

Well, believe me, I know.

I know.

ANDRE: But in the new agreement, the Kyle family get half a million up front with a monthly lease payment of K and...

That ain't nowhere near the $ million you promised us.

Knowing the grief this may have caused the Kyle family, I've worked hard with Promised Land Equities to make leasing worth your while.

In what way?

When this casino deal goes through, the Kyle family get one percent of the gross of the casino's revenue.

WYATT: One percent? What if it don't go through?

ANDRE: Oh, it's gonna go through.

Well, ain't this pouring sugar on sh*t?

sh*t with sugar on it is better than nothing, don't you think, Wyatt?

So which way do you gentlemen want to sign this?

We can do it the old-fashioned way...

or my way.

[TENSE MUSIC]



Corbin already signed this leasing agreement?

First thing this morning, and let me tell you, he didn't need a g*n to his head to do it.



Mayor Ruffin, you ran on a campaign that you was a man of your word.

I am.

It seems your godson is not.

No matter.

See, 'cause once the council votes through that casino, very next thing we gonna do is elect a new mayor.

[BREATHES DEEPLY]

I am feeling like I am standing behind a tractor in the middle of a field.

I am getting a lot of sh*t kicked at me, Andre.

It's what Promised Land wanted.

Or is it what you wanted?

Did you go behind your god-daddy back and renege on this deal?

You gonna be late to the ribbon cutting in the Promised Land Park.

Oh, my bad.

I meant to say the Tydell Ruffin Park.

Oh, I pity you.

Pray tell, why I deserve such an expensive emotion from you.

The folks who deserve your concern don't get it, and the folks you shouldn't be concerned about get to tell you what to do.

I have to keep the promises to certain folk around here, Andre.

You got bad knees, god-daddy.

Don't stay down there too long.

You m*therf*cker, you!

I'ma f*ck you up, n*gga.

This town's let these boys get away with m*rder longer than one can count, and you, you want to give them millions of dollars for nothing just because you owe them something.

Where's your integrity?

Integrity?

n*gga, do you know Chucalissa got a unemployment rate that's double the national average and an education system that don't even graduate half its kids?

The revenue garnered from the casino could change all that.

I am trying to do good for my city!

But you don't see like I see.

You up here talking about integrity.

sh*t, man.

I'm the one that drank from another water fountain when I was growing up.

I'm the one that walked six f*cking miles to go to a good school, and your crown...

your crown has been bought and paid for, boy, by n*gg*s like me.

So don't you sit up here and think that you done did something because you done one-upped some cr*cker.

Somebody gotta pay for it, boy, and it ain't gonna be you.

Everything costs, son.

Everything.

Just like that Morehouse tuition your god-daddy paid when your mama and daddy couldn't.

[DOOR OPENS]

Mayor Ruffin?

Mayor?

Eloise.

[CHUCKLES]

Look, I said I would be down in a minute.

Now, just go and get the car ready, so we can get ready for that ribbon cutting.

The ribbon cutting's been postponed due to unforeseeable events.

What?

What, it's raining?

Protestors have gathered at the new Tydell Ruffin Park.

Word has spread the development company called Promised Land Equities has some big plans for Chucalissa.

Most folks think the end of days look like a bunch of hellfire and brimstone, but I done been to the mountaintop and talked with my Lord, and he told me that the fall of man look a whole lot like a party.

Like dancing, and drinking, and blackjack.

A Russian roulette for your soul!

I'ma need all y'all to...

♪ Sign this petition ♪

Eloise, get Sheriff Bailey on the horn.

PATRICE: A vote to ban this casino from our community!

Mm-kay, for...

Just get him!

ALL: Hey, hey, ho, ho!

This casino's got to go!


Can you please pull your d*ck out of my ass, Andre?

ELOISE: Sheriff Bailey, please.

- Next?

- Yeah, girl, he ate me out.

[CHUCKLES] IUD and all.

WOMAN: Girl, you know Craig is always complaining about...

PATRICE: Come on down to my new church, the Breath of Life, full gospel Baptist tabernacle, off Old Hex crossroad.

We got a petition on the altar.

[CLEARS THROAT]

And if you, uh, ain't, you come on down to The Pynk, and you sign that petition there, hmm?

And y'all hos know where we at.

Mm-hmm, I'm finna go on down that church and sign too.

Hell yeah, 'cause we don't need no casinos in Chucalissa.

You know what?

I hope your damn IUD blow up.

God damn.

ALL: Hey, hey, ho, ho! This casino's got to go!

- She tripping.

- WOMAN: Next.

ALL: Hey, hey, ho, ho!

This casino's got to go!

WOMAN: Next!

That thing gonna get you where you going?

♪ Yeah ♪

It better.

♪ Say you mines forever ♪

♪ Bitch you mines forever ♪

♪ What if I had some feelings for you ♪

♪ But I ain't know how to admit it ♪

♪ What if I told you that I love you ♪

♪ But I love a little different ♪

♪ How could you hold that against me? ♪

♪ Now you say I'm aggressive ♪

♪ A little over-possessive ♪

♪ Bitch, you mines forever ♪

♪ That's what I'm showing you ♪

♪ But you don't understand the fact ♪

♪ Of what I'm going through ♪

♪ I'm trying to make it out these streets ♪

♪ 'Cause they'll hunt you ♪

♪ My mama told me boy these streets ♪

♪ Got nothing for you ♪

CLIFFORD: Please tell me you at least got a lick or two in.

CORBIN: Ow.

[GROANS]

Well, that's what I'm talking about.

The last time you and your brothers got to fighting like that, it was over that three-tittied girl Lacy.

Wyatt was the one won that fight.

Don't know why y'all was fighting.

There was a titty go round for everybody.

Casino finally gave me my lease.

Why you look so upset about it then?

Why are you out here running around protesting the casino, Clifford?

Hell, I want the deal you got.

I want in on this leasing thing too.

Yeah, but wasn't everybody supposed to know about it.

[CLICKS TONGUE]

You know how these backwoods n*gg*r*s are.

Ooh, Corbin.

Your cr*cker side overriding.

You best replace that "er" with a "uh."

What I'm saying is you give these folks a chance to say no to something like a casino, they gonna do it.

It's the Bible Belt.

City council's supposed to slip it in on 'em.

Now everybody think they got a say, and that threatens all the sh*t folks got planned.

Well, it helps me, gives me some leverage, okay, to help save my club.

Your club being saved wasn't a part of the plan.

This casino might go away without your waterfront property.

Now, they want my land, they just gonna have to make me a deal, like that million that they done offered you.

You know white folks ain't gonna pay for sh*t they get for free.

So if I stay, what happens to you, hmm?

Your leasing deal?

It goes away.

And my leasing deal, it ain't gonna go away.

And here I thought I was about to ask you for a loan to help me save The Pynk.

I ain't got no money for that.

Mm, I bet you don't, but I do wonder if you got enough to buy the tapes of you getting your ass b*at and coming in your drawers in my club.

- You trying to blackmail me?

- No.

I just know you best not never, ever roll up into The Pynk again.

You want your ass b*at, you go on to your brothers.

I'm sure they do you right.

♪ Country boy, home bred ♪

♪ Raised off of cornbread ♪

♪ Started off with short paper ♪

♪ Now I'm having long bread ♪

Di... ahh.

♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ Take it straight to the Pynk ♪

♪ 'Bout to blow a couple racks ♪

♪ I send the pack out, bring the racks in ♪

n*gga, where the barbecue at?

'Cause this some slaw, bro.

I'm serious, man.

What y'all gonna do?

I don't know, man.

Show in, like, four hours.

DJ?

- [MUSIC STOPS]

- Hey, yo, what the f*ck?

I was just getting to the bridge.

Bae, we need a break.

[BABY CRYING] You m*rder*d that track all right, but not in a good way.

I'm straight, I'm straight.

I just need to practice.

No, you need to get over your stage fright.

Man, I ain't scared of nothing.

Hey, I get it.

You being up there, bearing your all like that in front of ...

folks?

It's folks coming tonight?

n*gga, I'ma need you to pull it together for tonight.

I'm straight.

I'm straight.

No, Lil Murda, you ain't.

But you about to be.

Every day, a million thoughts go through my head about how I'm not good enough to be on that stage.

But when them lights come on, guess what.

I gotta block it out, show up, and show out.

I don't know, Keyshawn.

How the f*ck this supposed to help?

n*gga, I'ma need you to trust me.

Same way you strip yourself naked on that track is the same way you gotta strip yourself naked on that stage.

[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]

Close your eyes and feel it.

♪ Now open your eyes and see the crowd.

That's who you rapping to.

Tell 'em what you gotta say.

♪ Country boy, home bred ♪

♪ Raised off of cornbread ♪

♪ Started off with short paper ♪

♪ Now I'm having long bread ♪

♪ Dice game, sh**ting craps ♪

♪ Lose it all and make it back ♪

♪ Take it straight to the Pynk ♪

♪ 'Bout to blow a couple racks ♪

♪ I send the pack out and I bring the racks in ♪

♪ Don't get caught with the backhand ♪

♪ Bitch, I'm from the flatlands ♪

♪ Go and get me a lap dance ♪

♪ Booty sound like she clapped hands ♪

♪ 'Cause we right by the boot, better know that we tapped in ♪

- Pow. - Yeah!

- That's what I'm talking about!

- Yeah!

That's what the f*ck I'm talking 'bout.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, Lord.

What the hell now?

Those wheels make me dizzy.

No, no.

Afraid I can't take that no more.

Well, you've been taking it.

Clifford, I don't know what you done did to ruffle his feathers, but Mayor Ruffin is really cracking down on The Pynk, so...

[GROANS] it's my duty to inform you that if we see any exposed breasts while The Pynk is serving alcohol, I'm gonna have to shut you down.

Oh, this all some bullshit, Sheriff Bailey!

Look, I'm just doing my job.

Since when your job description include harassing citizens off they property, huh?

Look...

sh*t.

I-I can't believe y'all going up for auction tomorrow, but for what it's worth, I'ma be sad to see y'all go.

- The Pynk is something...

- Let me... no, no, no, no, no...

let me tell you something, 'cause I got a message for the mayor, huh?

You tell that m*therf*cker that if The Pynk going down, I ain't gonna be the only one sucking d*ck, 'cause I's blessed and highly favored.

So them casino folks best get ready, 'cause I loves me some deep throat.

Now, if you excuse me.

sh*t.

[TENSE MUSIC]

[GROANS]



[CAR STARTS]

Oh, Big L, you are the worst damn security!

What?

I saw your midnight blue black ass on TV with my mama.

You the one bailed Patrice ass out of jail.

What, you wanted her to stay there till she just d*ed and went to hell?

Cliff, how the f*ck you joining forces with the f*cking devil herself?

'Cause, child, I got a big mouth, but your mama mouth bigger, and I thought she might be able to help me stop these Promised Land crackers from putting The Pynk up on the cross.

But it's too late.

It's too late.

[SIGHS]

I done pulled every favor I have in this town, all to no avail.

The Pynk going up on the auction tomorrow.

[RAGGED BREATH]

Cedes...

Look, without this club...

Without this club, I don't have nothing.

And these girls.

These girls, ain't no...

ain't no orphanage for hos, and who gonna hire Big L?

Hmm?

Hell, I barely wanted to hire Big L.

He's scary.

What Uncle Clifford rule number . ?

There's no crying at The Pynk.

Exactly.

Now, what done is done.

Question is, what you gonna do now?

Uncle Clifford rule . .

[SIGHS]

BOTH: Even when there ain't no money raining...

Dance like tonight's your last night.

[BREATHES DEEPLY]

Look, I can't do it without my bottom bitch.

Uh-uh.

I done told you.

Once I'm gone, I'm gone.

No, no, no, no, no, them g-goods on that shelf right there, they ain't expired yet!

Come on, Mercedes.

Please.

Why don't you ask your new ace boon co*n, Pastor Woodbine, to dance?

So you gonna just turn your back on them?

CLIFFORD: Them folks your family. Come on, Cedes, after all the sh*t I done done for you.

Hey, let's show these n*gg*s one final good time.

Don't you make me bury The Pynk without my bottom bitch.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER, CHEERING]

[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Ay!

Un fantasma. Bitch, I ain't no ghost.

GIDGET: Told y'all.

My bitch came back to slay all day.

- Mm-hmm.

- Ohh.

- Who bust you out of jail?

- It sure wasn't you.

Ain't that one of my floss you got on?

- [LAUGHTER] - I would ask for it back, but your ass can have that.

GIDGET: My bitch back. I told you.

Maite, I'ma need you to whip me up something quick fast for tonight.

It gotta look like the universe done bust a nut all over my body.

You know how that look like, Maite.

This floss has missed your ass.

Mmm.

[CHUCKLES]

Ah, hell no.

So this your last dance for real-for real?

It's everybody last dance.

Yours included.

I hope y'all b*tches got y'all plan B, and I ain't talking about no morning after pill.

- [CHUCKLES] - I'm all about that last drop.

[SIGHS]

I see why Uncle Clifford's fourth rule is no m*therf*cking chips.

[CHUCKLES] And just to think, I put my naked ass on this couch.

Our last two drops.

The rest of your payment.

There's too much.

Think of it as a parting gift.

I did K worth of work.

You give me K.

What about your gym?

Don't you need more K?

Don't worry about me.

I gots me a plan, heifer, and that's the rest.

So you really finna go?

Mm-hmm.

You say bye to Uncle Clifford?

I don't think Uncle Clifford will miss me.

She might not, but that n*gga Andre?

You say bye to him?

[SIGHS] Bitch.

You gotta say goodbye.

- I called him.

- You called him.

- He's married.

- So?

Oh, so you got so much integrity about some things, but marriage?

Just f*ck somebody's vows?

Everybody's sharing they n*gga with somebody else.

If it ain't they mama, it's they baby mama.

But you gotta want something more than that.

Ain't no love for ladies selling lust, 'cause that's all they ever want from you, 'cause that's what we give 'em first.

If I was you, I'd bring him down here.

Give him something to remember me by.

- [CHUCKLES] - No.

I wish I woulda had got a chance to say good-bye to somebody once.

Biggest regret of my life I ain't do it.

Hell, you already here, and tonight everybody last call.

Let's turn this Pynk funeral out right.

[SIGHS]

These backwater-ass Bible thumpers, done f*cked up our park.

[TENSE MUSIC]



After we acquire the Pynk at the auction tomorrow, I'm done with you.

CLIFFORD: Circle up, circle up.

Come on.

Hey, look, I wish things could be different, but sometimes in life you gotta take an L to get to the W, and this unfortunately one of them times.

- [CRYING] - Gidget, hey, hey.

This building got enough water damage, and you know how we do.

We don't do no g*dd*mn tears, hmm?

All right now, 'cause the mayor's ass-backwards no-titties-and-tequila ordinance, we can't have no exposed breastses in the VIPS tonight.

No, hell no!

How the hell we supposed to make that VIP bank covering up all our assets?

We ain't got to show titties just to make this coin.

We just gotta shake them Tia and Tamaras so hard, n*gg*s think they see titties.

Mm, y'all listen to my bottom bitch, 'cause we gonna make it with the help of the boss bitch above. - Yes ma'am. - Now let's all bow our heads in prayer.

- Ooh.

- Mm-hmm.

Lord, we ask that you bless The Pynk tonight, as we try to go out with one last, big-ass bang.

- Please, Jesus.

- I need this.


Help DJ Neva Scared bump his beats like he ain't never bump 'em before.

- Mm-hmm. - Amen, boss.

And help Maite dress our girls in her best floss finery.

- Love it.

- Jesus!

- Jesus. - Please make sure Big L and Diamond don't let nann one m*therf*cker in the door unless they sign that m*therf*cking casino petition.

- Aye, cap'n.

- Hey, and make sure you wearing your damn radios, 'cause it's gonna be beaucoup m*therf*ckers up in here tonight.

- Hey. - We got you, Uncle Clifford.

- Mm-hmm.

- Yeah, I know.


Lord, we implore you to bless our holy trinity.

- Yes.

- Our OG Mercedes.

- Hey.

- Our new G, Miss Mississippi.

And our resident white girl, get 'em, Gidget, with them pretty ass legs.

[EXCITED CHATTER]

Of course, we can't forget about our other Gs.

- Brazil.

- Brazil!


- Peanut Butter.

- Hey, Peanut Butter.


CLIFFORD: Extra, Extra.

Read all about it.


- All about it.

- Toy.


- Mm-hmm.

- And Jupiter.

CLIFFORD: Who clearly can't spin one more again, 'cause her ass done popped.

I was finna tell y'all.

Oh, bitch, look, I don't need you to tell me nothing I can see with mine own eyes, but tonight you behind the bar.

And last, but not least, old Autumn Night, and her light-skinned and poetic ass.

Lord, we need you to bring all the money n*gg*s to the club tonight.

- Mm-hmm.

- Okay.


We talking about them drug dealers, ah-ha, them scammers, bitch!

Hey, my girls, my b*tches got bills to pay!

- Yes, yes.

- Rich bitch, preach.

In the name of the Father, the Son, and these asses and titties.

- Amen.

- ALL: Amen!

- Yes!

- Receive, n*gg*s.

Now, look, let's do everything we can to make sure... make sure that The Pynk go out with a bang the likes of which Chucalissa ain't never seen before, hmm?

- Whoo! - Yes.

- Amen. - Tomorrow, we all going to a funeral for The Pynk, but tonight we gon' stack that skri-i-i-lla!

- Yes - [ALL CHEERING]

♪ Let me tell you about this old-school pourin' lean ♪

♪ Candied yams and collard greens ♪

♪ Pocket fulla stones ride clean ♪

♪ Let me tell you 'bout this country sh*t ♪

♪ Country, country sh*t ♪

♪ Let me tell you 'bout this country sh*t ♪

♪ Country, country sh*t ♪

♪ Let me tell you 'bout this country sh*t ♪

♪ Country, country sh*t ♪

♪ Let me tell you 'bout this country sh*t ♪

♪ Country, country sh*t Country, country sh*t ♪

♪ I told 'em aw man hold up ♪

♪ Country is what country does ♪

♪ M-I-crooked letter, ho ♪

♪ Who you know do it better folk? ♪

♪ Pull up, hop out, clean, in my old-school time machine ♪

♪ Keep a parachute for this altitude ♪

♪ 'Cause when you riding this high ♪

♪ Make it hard to breathe ♪

♪ Return of forever, I thought you knew it ♪

♪ Country sh*t, that's all I see ♪

♪ That's all I know, that's all I feel ♪

♪ That's all I am, that's all I'll be ♪

♪ Let me tell you 'bout this super fly ♪

♪ Dirty, dirty, third coast ♪

♪ Muddy water, shorty pop that p*ssy if ya wanna ♪

♪ Let me tell you about this old-school pourin' lean ♪

♪ Candied yams and collard greens ♪

♪ Pocket fulla stones ride clean ♪

♪ Let me tell you 'bout ♪

CLIFFORD: n*gga, where is you taking me?

I got sh*t to do.

We shouldn't even be outside.

What if somebody see us?

Don't nobody come back here.

If they do, I'll f*ck 'em right up.

n*gga, is you planning on drowning me?

Look, I done already been baptized, and it ain't did nann bit of good.

Stop worrying.

I'm just taking you to see the stars.

n*gga, how we gonna see no stars?

Well, don't you see these clouds rolling on through?

It's finna rain.

n*gga, how you get my car down here?

How the f*ck you think?

I stole it.

[VALERIE JUNE'S "IF AND" PLAYING]

Hmm.

♪ Some things in life ♪

Huh.

I figured you could use a few minutes away from all that crazy up over there.

That's awful kind.

♪ Know which way to go ♪

Are you okay?

Lil Murda, boy, I done told you I'll be fine, as I always am, you ain't got to worry about me.

♪ If and you ain't lovin' your woman then someone else will ♪

[SIGHS SOFTLY]

♪ Believe in your man ♪

♪ If you ain't lovin' your woman then someone else will ♪

♪ Men are born strong ♪

♪ Then broken down ♪

It's a big night for you.

It's your debut performance.

And, look, this could really set you up.

You sure you're ready for all that?

I'm stage ready, but you know that.

♪ One thing for sure ♪

What this, moonshine?

Pecan whiskey.

♪ If you trust and believe in your man ♪

Hmm.

My uncle friends be coming with it, don't it?

[LAUGHS]

♪ If you trust and believe in your man ♪

♪ He'll be good to you ♪

Mmm.

You sure you okay?

If you want to talk about it, you know...

If I talk about it, then I won't be okay.

And tonight, I needs to be okay, and all them people in there needs me to be okay.

But tomorrow, I probably won't be okay, and I will welcome your offer to talk at that time.

But tonight I'm okay.

Yep.

I choose to be okay.

♪ You something else.

You know that?

I sure do.

♪ Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.

Ain't nobody got time for all that.

- All right then.

- Mm-hmm.

[GASPS] Boy!

Ooh.

[MOANS SOFTLY]

Ooh, f*ck.

Ooh, f*ck.

♪ Happened too fast ♪

♪ Parents gone broke ♪

Ooh.

♪ See that money don't last ♪

♪ One thing for sure ♪

♪ One thing that's fate ♪

♪ If you don't show them you love them ♪

♪ Believe in your man ♪

♪ If you ain't loving your woman ♪

♪ If you trust and believe in your man ♪

♪ If you trust and believe in your man ♪

♪ If you don't show them you love them ♪

♪ It will be too late ♪

♪ I will never clean house.

Never!

I'd rather wax your curlicue coochies all day than plunge a gringo's toilet.

They think their sh*t don't stink.

Could be worse.

I'm finna go flip hash over at Taffy's.

Can't we draw unemployment?

Bitch, bye.

The last thing I want to do is go work at that damn dentist's office.

With this casino coming, I'm about to get me a job running the spades table.

Girl, they don't play no spades at no casino.

See there, this casino for white folk.

There ain't even no spades tables.

Y'all better be on y'all's "A" games tonight, 'cause we about to get turnt up in here.

[ALL CHEERING]

Pynk funeral about to be epic.

[HIP-HOP MUSIC THRUMMING DISTANTLY]

- sh*t.

- You okay?

Mm-hmm.

I'm fine.

I just...

Walgreens steady stay out my shade.

Let me see.

Come, mami.

I got you.

I just don't understand why she won't just leave.

Because that's when they're most likely to k*ll you.

Sound like something you know personally.

[TELEVISION PLAYING INDISTINCTLY]

Last call for alcohol.

I'll have another one.

Hard day?

Man, was it.

But tomorrow can't be worse than today.

[PHONE CHIMES, VIBRATES]

[ANNOUNCER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV]

_ [MUSIC THRUMMING DISTANTLY]

♪ Oh, I'm sorry, Diamond.

- I ain't even see you there.

- That's okay.

[BREATHING DEEPLY]

Mm.

Where your baby at?

With Derrick.

You all right?

Uh, I-I think I done bit off more than I can swallow.

Real talk, I can't believe this moment came to me.

Mercedes always been the headliner at The Pynk.

[GENTLE MUSIC]



Hmm.

Diamond, what this is?

This here a carnelian.

One of them healing crystals.

That one supposed to give you courage.

Over in Iraq, one of my boys' girls used to send 'em to him.

He taught us about it.

He, uh, had it in his pocket when...

uh, when, um, you know, he d*ed saving me.

I got it made out of what was left.




It done gave me courage.

Maybe it'll give you some.



Put it on me?

There you go.



Thank you.

Damn it!

That good p*ssy eating son of a bitch!

Gidget, what's wrong?

Duffy ass just text me saying he ain't coming tonight.

Talking about he gotta make a last-minute run.

f*ck Alabama!

That m*therf*cker got another thing coming.

He think I'ma sit around waiting on his trifling ass?

Don't laugh at me, Keyshawn! f*ck!

I'm sexually frustrated.

Ooh!

- Well...

- [GIDGET YELLS]

I should finish getting ready.

Yeah, I'ma, uh, head on back up front.

[GLASS RATTLES]

[HORNS HONKING, OVERLAPPING SHOUTING]

You think Lil Murda gonna sign my titties?

Man, all these people here to see Lil Murda?

Damn.

Hey, he text you back yet?

Maybe he already inside.

Little n*gga, take your ass on back to preschool.

[CHUCKLES]

What's up, Drake-looking ass n*gga?

Get on inside, 'fore I change my mind.

Oh, yo.

This is the music scout I been talking about.

I'ma see what he's saying.

I'ma catch y'all inside.

- Hello?

- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Hey, what's up, Diamond?

Ain't you supposed to be at home babysitting?

I'm here to watch Keyshawn.

Well, then better get in line, like everybody else.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

- [BEEPING]

- Whoa.

You got some goods to declare?

Hmm.

[WHISTLES] Hmm.

Don't forget to sign that petition.

[Kn*fe CLATTERS]

No, no, big boss.

Uncle Clifford have a fit, he knew this n*gga was on the premises.

Well, door my territory, Big L.

I say Obama can come in.

- Thank you.

- But first, you have to sign the petition.

- Come on, man.

- Sign.

Uncle Clifford rules.

_ MAN: Come on, man.

Some of us trying to see some cooch.

[CHUCKLES]

Can you hear me now?

Hello?

Yeah, uh, yeah.

He going on at : .

Yeah, we gonna be by the DJ booth.

Im'a let him know.

All right.

Bet.

[CHUCKLES]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[LINE TRILLING]

[DARK MUSIC]

[LINE CONTINUES TRILLING]

♪ We get money ♪

♪ Get money, get money ♪

♪ We get money, get money ♪

♪ Get money, get money ♪

I want a bottle of bourbon.

Top shelf.

You got it?

Top-shelf bottle for a bottom-shelf m*therf*cker.

All right, now, Gidget. Don't start nothing off from her.

So you come here to support Keyshawn on her big night?

You ain't never came to see her no other time.

So...

this is my last chance now, ain't it?

You better not be causing her no trouble.

- I'll f*cking...

- What?

What you gonna do, Gidget?

I'll take Keyshawn and them babies to come live with me.

In that dusty-ass trailer park with you and your cracked-out mama?

Hmm, have you... have you met Keyshawn?

Keep laughing, 'cause one day Keyshawn gonna wise up and realize she a lot better than your sorry white a...

[GASPS]

It'll be a cold day in hell before Keyshawn leave me.

So stay in your lane, trailer park.

[SCOFFS]

[EXCITED CHATTER, CHEERING]

Put it on Keyshawn tab.

[EXCITED CHATTER]

♪ We get money, we get money ♪

♪ I want money, I want money, I want money, I want money ♪

♪ Girl honey, shake your ass ♪

♪ Shake your ass, throw that cash ♪

♪ Throw that cash, I want stacks, I want stacks ♪

♪ Money, money, money ♪

♪ Money, money, money, money ♪

[DANIEL CAESAR'S "GET YOU"]

♪ Through drought and famine ♪

- ♪ Natural disasters ♪ - [PHONE RINGS]

You need to get that?

♪ My baby has been around for me ♪

♪ Kingdoms have fallen ♪

♪ Angels be calling ♪

♪ None of that could ever ♪

♪ Make me leave ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Every time I look ♪

- ♪ Into your eyes I see it ♪ - [PHONE RINGS]

♪ You're all I need ♪

Tell me why you're leaving.

Why?

You wanna come?

♪ I feel it ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Who could've thought I'd get you ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Who would've thought I'd get you ♪

Don't leave.

♪ And when we're making love ♪

♪ Ah ♪

♪ Your cries they can be heard ♪

♪ From far and wide ♪

♪ It's only the two of us ♪



♪ Everything I need's ♪

♪ Between those thighs ♪

Stay.

♪ Every time I look into your eyes ♪

- ♪ I see it ♪ - [PHONE RINGS]

♪ You're all I need ♪

- Oh, don't stop.

- I think you better take this.

Could be an emergency.

[STAMMERING]

N-no.

Hello?

BRITNEY: Andre, where are you?

I'm at my place.

BRITNEY: Really?

'Cause I'm at your place.

Where are you?

What's that noise in the background?

I-I'm at the bar, uh, watching a game.

Well, I'll just come down...

No, no, no, no, stay there.

I'll be right up, dear.

Yeah, right up.

[BEEP]

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Who would've thought I'd get you ♪

- Good-bye, Andre.

- ♪ Oh yeah baby ♪

Good-bye, Hailey.

♪ Watch me do it, watch me do it ♪

♪ Watch me do it, watch me do it ♪

♪ Watch me do it, watch me do it ♪

♪ Watch me do it, watch me do it ♪

♪ Watch me do it, watch me do it ♪

♪ Watch me do it, watch me do it ♪

♪ Watch me do it, watch me do it ♪

♪ Watch me do it, watch me do it ♪

♪ Watch me pull up in some foreign sh*t ♪

Excuse me, man.

♪ Watch me hop out with a foreign bitch ♪

♪ Cross seas on some tourin' sh*t ♪

♪ Watch me f*ck the world on p*rn sh*t ♪

♪ Hit your bitch with that dope d*ck ♪

♪ Watch her fiend for it on some junkie sh*t ♪

♪ Call my plug, watch he throw a brick ♪

♪ Watch I catch it on some T. Owens sh*t ♪

[UNEASY MUSIC]



Yes, sir.

Lil Murda.

This bitch evolving.

God damn, n*gga!

Why the hell you over there all quiet, hiding in shadows and sh*t?

You learn to be quiet in the funeral home.

Gotta respect the dead.

Yeah, whatever, man.

Just go and slide up in there.

We need to talk, Lamarques.

Whoa there, what'd I tell you about using my government name, man?

I saw you coming from down by the river with you-know-who.

You said that was only some, like, one-time sh*t.

It was.

I don't get it, my dude.

You got all these b*tches throwing they p*ssy at you.

You got the exec coming over from Atlanta to see you do your thing tonight, and you rolling round in the bushes, 'cause you done caught feelings for...

n*gga, I ain't caught nothing.

You know what I done heard before?

When two people fall in love, they hearts b*at on b*at with each other.

Mm-hmm.

That's attraction, man.

It's on some chemical, spiritual connect-type sh*t.

n*gga, is you really giving me all this - right now, before I gotta...

- Look, man.

I guess you like what you like, and that's cool.

Couldn't be me, but the heart want what the heart want.

Can't control that.

But what you can control is how many folks know about what you doing in the dark at The Pynk, 'cause your heart ain't gonna get in the way of us stacking this m*therf*cking paper.

Where you been, Andre?

I came all the way here to surprise you, and I must have, because your ass was nowhere to be found.

Why weren't you answering your cell phone?

- I...

- I know it wasn't because you was with your god-daddy, because I called him, and he had no idea where you were, so who are you f*cking, huh?

There's not anybody to cheat on you here with.

So if there were, you'd do it, huh?

You know what, Britney?

Just shut the f*ck up.

- What?

- I said...

shut... the f*ck... up.

You quiet now, huh?

- Uh-huh.

- Mm-hmm, good.

Now take off your dress.

Andre, stop.

You don't want to take it off?

I'm cool with that.

[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]

[MOANING]

[BOTH MOAN]

BRITNEY: Oh, damn.

Don't run from me.

Don't run from me.

Andre!

Andre!

f*ck.

Andre!

Andre, f*ck!

[BOTH MOANING]

You missed me, didn't you?

I'ma go take a shower.

DJ NEVA SCARED: I'm about to switch it up real quick.

♪ Y'all wasn't ready for all that ♪

Whoo-whee!

Wall to wall up in here, y'all!

Don't be scared.

Throw them stacks at these b*tches.

We finna ball till our cash, it fall.

- [CHEERING] - Yeah!

♪ Damage that, finish him ♪

♪ Ayy ♪

♪ Ayy, sh*t, f*ck it ♪

♪ Barely got a ass but it wobble when you touch it ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Ayy, cooling with my cousin ♪

♪ Ayy, that's a n*gga ♪

♪ Who gon' k*ll you if you touch me ♪

♪ Ayy ♪

Hey, partner.

You looking awful lonely over here all by yourself.

♪ I stole him like a bowl of Trix, ayy ♪

I'm cool.

♪ I smack n*gg*s ♪

♪ Step up in your house like a frat n*gga ♪

♪ Ayy, dancing for the money I'm jiggin' ♪

Appreciate the offer, little mama.

♪ Ayy ♪

♪ Ayy, bitch, I got a feeling ♪

♪ When you see it smolders ♪

But I, uh, I got my heart set on something else tonight.

♪ Ayy ♪

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Oh, you want my girl Autumn?

Mm-hmm.

MAN: I'm talking about hypothermia type sh*t.

♪ Ayy ♪

♪ Psychotic, iconic real raw bitch ♪

♪ Ho, is that's your man? ♪

♪ I stole him like a bowl of Trix, ayy ♪

♪ I don't like people ♪

♪ I smack n*gg*s ♪

♪ Step up in your house like a frat n*gga ♪

♪ Ayy ♪

♪ Dancing to the money I'm jiggin' ♪

[MUSIC DISTORTS] ♪ I know he got a girl ♪

♪ He eat my p*ssy like Thanksgiving ♪

♪ Ayy ♪

MERCEDES: Autumn, this gentleman wants to be taken to Paradise.

Yeah, Autumn.

Willing to pay more when I get there.

[TENSE MUSIC]

Girl, go get them stacks.



♪ Ayy ♪

♪ Getting money n*gg*s I'm attracted ♪

♪ Ayy ♪

♪ Yeah, bitch, I'm so distractin', ayy ♪

♪ I'ma take his cash and make the n*gga eat my ass, hey ♪

Mercedes?

♪ But the sh*t is f*cking trash ♪

Coach.

[CHUCKLES]

I ain't think you was gonna make it.

Girl, you kidding?

How's it going?

Did...

Cedes?

Look, I'm glad you came, but this ain't about my last dance.

It's about business.

♪ Hey ♪



♪ Hey ♪

♪ Mount Everest ain't got sh*t on me ♪

♪ Mount Everest ain't got sh*t on me ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm on top of the world ♪

♪ I'm on top of the world, yeah ♪

♪ Burj Dubai ain't got sh*t on me ♪

♪ You could touch the sky but you ain't got sh*t on me ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm on top of the world ♪

♪ I'm on top of the world ♪

♪ Yeah, whoo ♪

♪ Whoo, whoo ♪

♪ Whoo ♪

♪ Whoo, whoo ♪

♪ Whoo ♪

♪ Sweet, sweet ♪

♪ Huh, whoo, whoo ♪

♪ I don't need nobody ♪

♪ I don't need nobody ♪

♪ I don't need nobody ♪

♪ I don't need nobody ♪

♪ I don't need nobody ♪

♪ I don't need nobody ♪

♪ To save me, sweet ♪

♪ Sweet ♪

♪ [VOCALIZING] ♪

♪ I burn down my house and build it up again ♪

I've been up and down this river looking for you.

♪ I b*rned it down twice just for the fun of it ♪

Oh.

I sh*t you.

Not well enough.

♪ I don't need nobody ♪

♪ I don't need nobody ♪

So where my money, Hailey?

DJ NEVA SCARED: Welcome to Murda Night!

♪ Tell 'em ♪

[LABRINTH'S "MOUNT EVEREST"]



[VOCALIZING]



♪ Mount Everest ain't got sh*t on me ♪

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