01x07 - Episode 7

[bunniefuu]

[upbeat techno music]

MAN: Kappa Beta!

RYAN: Chug!

Chug!

Chug!

Pledges, take note.

This is what Omega Kappa Beta material f*cking looks like.

ALL: Chug!

Chug!

Chug!

Chug!

Eric f*cking Walker!

[all cheering]

[liquid splashes]

- Damn.

- Yeah!

Yeah!

That is what I'm talking about, all right?

MAN: Who's up next?

[all cheering]

Man, I f*cking got you, bro.

- Hell yeah.

- I f*cking got you.

Hell yeah, bro.

Just don't blow any chunks on me.

[Eric laughs]

MAN: Hey, man!

[both groan]

Damn, bro.

So...

so you good?

- First week been good?

- Yeah, so far, so good.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

Listen, you need anything at all, you f*cking come to me, okay?

- I'll take care of it.

- Do you know what I need?

- What?

- That.

He definitely doesn't need it.

♪ ♪ - Cheers.

- Cheers, dude.

SINGER: ♪ Gucci ♪ ♪ ♪ Ah.

[man laughs]

ERIC: Dude, wait.

Yo...

just, like, open your eyes as wide as you can.

Open...

open 'em as wide as you can.

I'm trying.

- [laughter]

- What the f*ck?

JOEY: Look at this guy.

Wait, so y'all are...

y'all are roommates?

- RYAN: Yeah.

- ERIC: Yeah.

- JOEY: Where are you from?

- ERIC: Houston.

JOEY: Oh, word.

We got a lot of Houston boys up in here.

ERIC: Hmm?

JOEY: Yep.

Lizards are...

crazy, man.

It's like a dragon or some sh*t.

CODY: That's f*cking Caspian.

He is my emotional support animal.

- [snorts]

- Don't f*cking laugh, bro.

MAN: Oh, no, no, no.

CODY: That lizard knows me better than anybody, man.

I've had him for, like, 13 years.

MAN: I don't need to tell you Omega's the only frat you should even be considering rushing right?

- CODY: Preach.

- My brothers always got my back.

I know that sh*t in my heart.

It's Omega Kappa Beta for life, baby.

And you know panties always drop for the Omega.

CODY: Ay!

JOEY: All right, all right.

Yo, shut the f*ck up.

Okay, okay.

All right, you're not gonna sit here, man, and f*cking smoke my weed and drink my booze without telling me about you banging your teacher, man.

What?

You didn't think I wasn't gonna tell him that a f*cking legend was pledging?

- Come on.

Okay, Let me...

let me get this straight.

You nailed a hot...

- Mm, the hottest.

- The f*cking hottest teacher while you were her student?

You hooked up with your teacher?

Yes, bro, like, multiple times, and then...

bang...

sent her ass to jail, like a f*cking a savage.

RYAN: Holy sh*t.

JOEY: Yeah, bro, didn't she, like, suck you off in the janitors' closet or something?

RYAN: How old was she?

JOEY: She got perky tits?

Perky tits or, like, older titties?

- You know, titties taking a nap.

- [trills tongue]

- [laughter]

- Come on, bro.

Come on, man.

You gotta give us some details, bro.

We're starving, man.

- No, man, come on.

I'm good.

CODY: This is the best sh*t I've ever heard in my life.

MAN: I bow down to you, bro.

CODY: Dude, we all bow down to you, Eric.

Come on, it's f*cking awesome.

- Just enlighten me, man.

Okay?

Did she have, like, a full...

full bush or just, like, a little itty-bitty landing strip?

MAN: sh*t, yes, that.

CODY: All right, just cool it.

Yo, chill.

Chill.

He doesn't wanna answer the question.

Leave him alone.

Maybe he does.

Maybe he does.

Landing strip.

[all shouting excitedly]

JOEY: God!

Some real Omega sh*t, right there, y'all.

CODY: Are you kidding me?

MAN: He's a psycho, man.

MAN: You're a champ.

He's a champ.

CODY: Get in there, bro.

MAN: Do it, man.

Hell yeah.

JOEY: Yes!

[all cheering]

g*dd*mn legend.

Future Omega right here!

[Zedd's "Clarity"]

FOXES: ♪ Relentlessly ♪

♪ Still fight and I don't know why ♪

♪ If our love is tragedy ♪

♪ Why are you my remedy? ♪

♪ If our love's insanity ♪

♪ Why are you my clarity? ♪

♪ ♪

[gasps]

Oh, my God!

[moans]

[inhales sharply]

No way.

[panting]

What?

Shut up.

- No, what?

Tell me.

- [sighs]

- It's f*cking astounding.

That's what.

- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah, amazing.

[both panting]

Okay, just give me a second.

And then...

just you wait, mister.

[both chuckle]

How's that?

Yeah, it's nice.

WOMAN: I know who you are.

Yeah.

My name's Eric.

I told you at the party.

WOMAN: No.

[laughs]

No, I mean, I know about you and your teacher.

I went to Mayfield, and it was, like, a huge deal there.

I saw you at the party, and I was like, "Holy sh*t, it's him." [exhales sharply]

Did she teach you to do what you just did?

[softly]

Yeah.

Yeah.

She taught me a whole lot of other stuff too.

You wanna see?

[indistinct chatter]

Thank you.

All right.

ERIC: Hell yeah.

CODY: Yeah, buddy.

[Eric laughs]

Little hair of the dog.

Cheers to a great night.

Mm, so I don't think Logan's gonna rush at Cornell.

ERIC: What?

I guess they made him crawl around on all fours in front of the Delta Phi girls, and he f*cking cried.

- ERIC: Oh, my God.

- [Cody laughs]

He called me last night.

He tried to play it off all cool, like, "Yeah, you know, I just decided that I'm not really that into it anymore." [laughs]

You talk to him lately?

No.

[clears throat]

No, not since school started.

CODY: Oh, sh*t.

Well, you should call him, you know, set his ass straight.

- Oh, for sure.

- This brisket's so good.

Hey, so you and that teacher, you guys stay in touch?

- Nah.

- CODY: No?

It's fuc ked up how hard they came down on her, man.

You know, it's not like she...

I don't know.

It's not like she, like, took advantage of you or some sh*t.

That's what I said.

You know, it's what I've been saying.

CODY: Yeah, you know, plus, I met her.

She was...

she was cool, you know.

So what?

She's a little older than you.

You liked her.

She liked you.

It's not a f*cking crime.

They got her sitting in, like, some federal prison or some sh*t?

County jail.

CODY: Oh, dude, that's...

that's f*cked.

ERIC: Dude, you don't even know.

[sniffs]

No, she had to take a plea deal.

She might not had to have gone in at all if we hadn't...

well, if...

if I hadn't convinced her to, like, skip town for just us.

Um, but...

I don't know.

It was messed up, dude.

[sniffs]

So stupid, you know?

Like...

[clears throat]

Prosecutor came down pretty hard on her.

So...

- [sniffs]

- Oh, you know, man, you can't control that kind of thing, man.

- You know?

- Yeah.

Like, people just wanna worry about sh*t that...

that they shouldn't be worrying about, you know?

- ERIC: Yeah.

- It's like...

it's like, "Worry about f*cking Syria or, like, dog meat in China," right?

ERIC: Yeah.

CODY: Puppy meat in China.

[Eric chuckles]

f*ck.

This sh*t...

Yeah.

Honestly, man, I just try not to even think about it.

CODY: You want another beer?

- Yeah.

- CODY: Yeah?

- Yeah, thanks.

- CODY: Maybe two more beers?

[Eric laughs]

All right.

Grab two more of these.

MAN: All right.

CODY: Thank you.

[somber music]

♪ ♪ [sniffs]

♪ ♪ SANDY: Are you done?

PHIL: Yeah.

SANDY: Are you done?

DEVIN: Oh.

Uh, yeah.

All right, if you guys are done, you can clear your plates.

DEVIN: After I do this, can I have some iPad time?

Um, yes, you can have 20 minutes of iPad time, but together.

Yes, share it.

Phil, don't forget your water or milk or whatever is in there.

So Cody's been looking out for you?

Yeah.

He's been great, really has.

And he's gonna be my "big brother" for Omega Kappa Beta.

Awesome group of guys.

I'm glad things are going so well.

Yeah, they really are.

You start going to counseling?

- Eric?

- Mom, can you not?

Come on.

We talked about it.

You were gonna go when school started.

They have a great counseling program there, and it's free.

I just think this isn't something that - you can do by yourself.

- I don't know how many times I have to ask you to please, please don't bring this up anymore.

Please.

Sweetheart, what happened to you is not something that you can just handle...

Look, I didn't go through anything.

I...

I'm just gonna say one thing.

- Okay, Mom, look...

- SANDY: No, you just...

- listen to me.

- Look, I'm really okay.

- SANDY: I need you to know...

- It's not...

- SANDY: That I am here.

- I'm having a great time.

- Okay?

I...

- And when she gets out, you're gonna need somebody to talk to.

W...

what do you mean?

SANDY: Prosecutor called.

She's getting released in a couple days.

Okay.

All right.

- Honey, I'm so...

- Okay.

Jesus Christ.

Mom, look, I'm fine.

I'm fine.

You know what?

I actually gotta go, all right?

I've got a paper due in the morning.

Eric, don't do that.

Come on, stay.

No.

I just...

I gotta go.

I really gotta get back.

Thanks for dinner.

[insects chirping]

[engine rumbles in distance]

[knocking on door]

- Hey.

- ERIC: Hey.

Hey, come in.

I'm really glad you texted.

- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah.

I owe you an apology.

I told my friends about us hooking up, and they said it was really insensitive of me to bring up the whole teacher-student thing.

- And...

- Oh, no.

- It...

it...

it's fine.

- No.

No, I feel like an assh*le.

Like, I...

I told my therapist about it, and she said that we can build intimacy without even having sex, like eye contact or cuddling, you know.

Like, you must have such a weird relationship with sex.

No.

No, it's...

I...

I don't.

No, I mean, you're a survivor and stuff, and I'm a feminist.

And I think that I should be an ally to all survivors, so I want you to know that I'm here for you.

So whatever you need and however you wanna feel comfortable and safe, - that's what we're gonna do.

- Okay.

WOMAN: So you're safe with me.

All right, thank you.

All right?

But I don't need to go slow, though.

Okay?

I'm good.

WOMAN: Okay.

I...

I wanna go slow, though.

Um, but we already had sex.

WOMAN: I know, but now I wanna go slow.

So why the hell am I here?

Because you texted me.

Yeah, I texted you, "You up?" That means "let's f*ck," not whatever bullshit this is.

[door slams]

Walker, perfect timing, bro!

- ERIC: Yo, what's up, dudes?

- What's up, baby?

I should have texted before I came over.

Are you kidding?

Bro, you are always welcome here.

You want a roadie?

Yeah.

You all going somewhere?

CODY: Oh, yeah!

[laughs]

MAN: Are we going somewhere?

CODY: You're going to see.

MAN: Ow!

Ow!

DMX: ♪ Y'all gonna make me ♪

♪ Lose my mind up in here ♪

- ♪ Up in here ♪

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Hell yeah!

DMX: ♪ Gon' make me go ♪

♪ All out up in here, up in here ♪

[all whooping]

- All right, who's up?

- What?

Up for what?

Ride the rack, baby!

Yo, no f*cking way, man.

Rush, get your ass up there!

f*ck it.

DMX: ♪ Sucked my d*ck, and all them other cats you run with ♪

♪ Get done with, dumb quick ♪

ERIC: Whoo!

DMX: ♪ Aight, there go the g*n click, 911 sh*t ♪

Hold on.

[all whooping]

Yeah, baby!

[Eric yelling]

Yo, f*cking faster!

[whooping]

DMX: ♪ Someone else, and we all thought you loved yourself ♪

[man whooping]

[Joey yelps]

Whoo-hoo!

f*cking faster!

CODY: Whoo-hoo!

Whoo!

DMX: ♪ The truth and it hurts, y'all gonna make me ♪

Oh, sh*t!

JOEY: No!

No, no, no!

MAN: Oh, no!

[Eric grunts]

MAN: f*ck this!

[man groans]

JOEY: Okay, dude.

Oh, sh*t!

Eric!

sh*t!

[Eric coughs]

Dude!

Eric, dude!

You okay?

[Eric panting, groans]

[grunts]

I think...

I think so.

CODY: Okay.

Oh, dude!

[panting]

Oh, my God, dude.

MAN: Holy f*cking sh*t.

Yeah!

[groans]

- CODY: Oh, my God.

- Holy sh*t.

CODY: You gave me a f*cking heart att*ck.

- Hell yes!

- CODY: God.

Holy sh*t, dude.

- Are you sure you're okay?

- [Eric sighs]

Yeah.

Yeah, I think I'm okay.

- MAN: Hell yeah!

- He's a f*cking maniac!

That was incredible.

CODY: Oh, my God, dude, I was so f*cking scared.

MAN: You're the champ.

He's the f*cking champ!

CODY: Oh, your face is f*cked, dude.

[dramatic music]

[Eric breathes heavily]

♪ ♪ [exhales sharply]

JOEY: Welcome to Omega Kappa Beta, men of Omega Kappa Beta.

We all have different strengths and abilities, and tonight, we come together as brothers.

The men that you're here with tonight are the same men that will stand with you at your wedding and the men that will carry you to your grave.

Your big brothers will now greet you in the bonds of Omega Kappa Beta.

Ryan Johnson, please come forward.

[exhales]

[indistinct chatter]

Welcome to Omega Kappa Beta.

[applause]

Eric Walker, please step forward.

Welcome to Omega Kappa Beta.

[applause]

Your life begins now, little brother.

You good?

[softly]

Yeah.

[solemn music]

♪ ♪ JOEY: Pledges, you may remove your blindfolds.

Now tonight, you have the distinct honor and privilege of meeting our esteemed guest, Karen.

[all whooping]

CODY: All right, boys.

Karen is a very special and beautiful friend of the Omega Kappa Beta family.

We love Karen, right?

[cheers and applause]

We treasure Karen.

None of you fucks better touch Karen, but you all better f*cking tip her.

Okay?

I told you little butt b*tches to bring some cash.

50 bucks should do.

Jar's at the front.

You got that?

MAN: Yes, sir.

CODY: f*cking awesome.

Karen, they're all yours.

MAN: Whoo!

Are you boys ready to get started?

KHIA: ♪ All you ladies pop your p*ssy like this ♪

♪ Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss ♪

- ♪ Do it, do it ♪

- I love it.

KHIA: ♪ Do it, do it, do it now ♪

♪ Lick it good, suck this p*ssy just like you should ♪

- Oh, my God!

- KHIA: ♪ My neck, my back ♪

♪ Lick my p*ssy and my cr*ck ♪

♪ My neck, my back ♪

- ♪ Lick my p*ssy and my cr*ck ♪

- [howls]

MAN: Oh, yeah!

KHIA: ♪ My neck, my back ♪

♪ Lick my p*ssy and my cr*ck ♪

♪ My neck, my back ♪

♪ Lick my p*ssy and my cr*ck ♪

♪ My neck, my back ♪

♪ Lick my p*ssy and my cr*ck ♪

♪ First, you gotta put your neck into it ♪

♪ Don't stop, just do it, do it ♪

♪ Then you roll your tongue ♪

♪ From the cr*ck, back to the front ♪

♪ Then you suck it all

♪ MAN: Come on, boys!

No!

No!

No!

KHIA: ♪ All over your face and stuff ♪

CODY: If you ain't hard, I don't know what you are!

- Who's Eric?

- MAN: Hey, get up, newbie!

CODY: Oh, he's right there.

There he is!

KHIA: ♪ cr*ck of dawn ♪

♪ On the X, making faces and stuff ♪

♪ Through the night, making so much love ♪

♪ Dead sleep when the sun comes up ♪

♪ So lick it now, lick it good ♪

♪ Lick this p*ssy just like you should ♪

♪ Right now, lick it good ♪

Now you're in trouble, buddy!

I heard you were a naughty, naughty student.

- [laughs weakly]

- MAN: Nice!

Whoo!

Time for detention.

ALL: Oh!

KAREN: You keep getting all of those Ds.

[Eric laughs weakly]

KHIA: ♪ Know what I mean?

♪ Don't you want some of this A?

I'm...

I'm good.

Thanks.

I'm good.

ALL: Eric!

Eric!

- You're not teacher's pet?

- I'm good.

ALL: Eric!

Eric!

Eric!

Eric!

ERIC: Can you stop?

Just f*cking stop!

KHIA: ♪ So lick it now, lick it good ♪

♪ Lick this p*ssy ♪

KAREN: Who's next?

KHIA: ♪ Right now, lick it good ♪

♪ Lick this p*ssy just like you should ♪

Eric!

Hey.

Where you going, man?

KHIA: ♪ My p*ssy and my cr*ck ♪

- ♪ My neck, my back ♪

- Hey.

Where are you going, man?

What's up?

I'm sorry, man.

Sorry.

Um, I, uh...

[clears throat]

I just...

I gotta get...

I gotta get back.

Dude, it's just a stupid tradition.

Don't let that sh*t bother you.

Karen fucks with everybody.

You should have seen what she did to me.

KHIA: ♪ My back ♪ I just don't wanna do this.

CODY: You don't wanna do what?

This?

You don't have to do this if you don't want to.

No, any of this.

What do you mean?

- Eric, wa...

wait.

- I'm sorry.

CODY: Hold up a sec.

Let's just talk about it.

Eric.

[door slams]

[uneasy music]

♪ ♪ [sighs]

[keys jingling]

Hey.

You're, uh, Ryan's roommate?

Yeah.

Eric.

Micah.

Shitty night?

- Yeah.

- MICAH: Same.

Uh, my roommate's hooking up with some girl, so can't go in there for a while.

- Sucks.

- MICAH: Yeah.

I was...

thinking about doing these to pass the time.

ERIC: Are those mushrooms?

'Shroom?

f*ck it.

[chuckles]

MICAH: We are deep inside and fully implicated in...

every single thing.

[insects chirping]

One being in relation to a myriad of beings and to the whole.

You are the sky.

You are the moon...

and the stars...

and so am I.

So is Claire.

I miss her.

[melancholy electronic music]

♪ ♪ I miss her so much.

♪ ♪